Love For The Ladies: Chapter 103.2 – Family Affair

 “What’s buggin’ ya 2?”

“I’m just thinking…”

“Like? You can tell your mama anything. You seemed kinda bummed out. I thought you would be a bit happier cause of the new pretty girl.”

“I’m just thinking about my daughter..”

“Oh.. I’m sure she’s okay.”



 “Ash is doing well with her. But its reason why she’s with her that bothers me. She’s only a kid and she’s having a kid. I don’t know what I’m gonna do.”

“I was 17 when I had Acacia, barely 19 when I had your dad. I know about being a parent at young age isn’t easy. It gave my mama a heart attack when she found about my first pregnancy. But I think I did okay.”

“Didn’t you drop my dad when he was an infant?”

“Yeah but only cause I was kinda drunk but hey… I learned my parenting mistakes since then. Haiden and Iris are my second chances.”

“Ally is too young to be a parent. I was too young to be her parent. I can’t believe this is happening all over again. It’s like I started a cycle.. What if my grandchild becomes a young parent too? I can’t believe I just said “my grandchild.” I’m a few months away from turning 31.”




 “I was little shocked about being an early great-grandparent. Even surprised when my bubba baby is about to be a granddaddy. I remember the days when he just waddle around in his elmo diaper. It was like it was only yesterday. Now I’m gonna be a great-great-grandma. It’s crazy ya know.”

“Ally was just in diapers yesterday. I wonder not having a mother around could be the reason. I mean I didn’t have mine around. I have no memory of her. Dad said she disappeared when I was 2. She was abducted but later found by Pedro, only to be abandoned by him in some random town. I was pissed off at him for that. She’s my mother… I wondered why she never came back for Lilah and me.”

“Your mom wasn’t the same when she was bought back to earth. Her mind was gone. Bubba said she was little crazy before but worse afterwards. Besides Ally complained how you were too strict. You wouldn’t let her have fun. Teens will rebel.”

“How do you know this? I thought being tougher on Ally would prevent this.”

“Pedro left your mama in a town miles away for you and Lilah’s safety. She had no memory of him, your daddy or you and your twin. She was bat crazy and attempted to attack Pedro during the journey back to earth. Your daddy was concern why Pedro didn’t return her and told him what happen. Then when you were about 5 years old, your daddy was contacted by a mental hospital cause he was listed as your mom’s emergency contact. Your mom had regained her memory and was convinced that she and your daddy were married. Your mom was to be released and needed to be picked up. Your daddy went to do so but saw her sanity hasn’t improve since last seeing her. He felt it was best if she stayed away. She was convinced that you were the spawn of the devil cause of your eyes. You needed to be destroyed so you daddy gave her 50 grand and told her to never return. Your daddy kept your mom away for your well being.”

“What…. My mom would had harmed me if she was around?”

“Your daddy believed so.”

“All this time I was mad at Pedro for not returning her and my dad for not searching for her… They were doing me a favor..”



 “Your mama is better now.”

“How do you figure?”

“I was checking your daddy’s email a few weeks ago. Your mom sent a long email explaining her life improvement. She mention about 6 years ago, she went to the ER complaining about having migraines. She had a scan and something appeared on the screen. They thought it was a tumor or something. Turns out it was an implant thingy. Probably from the aliens who took her. It was removed and your mom was back to her normal self. She’s married, had a kid and asked about you and Lilah. She wants to reconnect.”

“My mother is normal?”

“Sounds like she isn’t crazy anymore. I wasn’t sure how to bring this to you. Sorry to drop this on your lap like this.”

“Wow. I got some much going on now. My daughter, Selene and now my mom wants to reconnect.”

“I think you should email her. She talked about how she thought about you and Lilah everyday since the implant was removed. Sounds like she really care about you and Lilah. The poor girl must have had a mind control thingy in her brain. She miss you guys.”

“I guess I’ll have to think about that…” 





 “Hey what’s up?”

“Just learning something interesting. My dad got an email from my mom. My grandma read it and she wants to reconnect with me and my twin sister.”

“Oh? Didn’t your mom abandoned you? Why suddenly she wanna come back?”

“Not exactly. I learned that my dad kept my mom away cause the aliens who took her scramble her mind. He was afraid that she might hurt me. Turns out the aliens left something implanted in her brain. Since being removed she’s fine. I guess she gathered the courage to make contact.” 

“Oh wow. So are you going to reach out to her?”

“I’m thinking about it but I dunno. I’m not sure how she would take it knowing that she has a pregnant teenage granddaughter. I was a teen dad, now I have a pregnant teen. She’ll probably think she’s better off not knowing about me. I feel like such a failure.” 




 “You’re not a failure! Sometimes things happen for a reason. I felt like I was failure after getting knocked up after a one night stand by a guy that I hardly knew. But it pushed to me into the medical field. I was displeased with my labor of Cyrus. How the nurses and doctors handled it. Because Cyrus is a genie and eats more, the hospital were unaware that my son was starving. They had no knowledge of occult infant care. So I studied and became an occult pediatric nurse. Everything happens for a reason.”

“I’m not sure what would be the good reason of having kids so young. I haven’t found it yet. Nothing in life has gone right since. I missed Ally’s first milestones cause I had to be in class. My heart was broken into a million pieces. I dropped out of college so I wouldn’t flunk out. I wanted to redeem myself but raising was a full time job. I dunno if I can ever finish school.”

“You met me. That’s a good thing. And with Ally away with her mom, this will give you a chance to redeem yourself. You can return back to school.”

“Ally will be back. After she has the baby. I’ll be raising the baby until Ally is old enough. I won’t have time for school.”

“You been raising your daughter alone since she was 3, right? Let Ashley keep her for a while. You said Ashley wants to be apart of Ally’s life and she’s been doing well with her. I think it’s time for Ashley to be the parent, she had it easy. When your dad wake up, trust me that I will be handing Cyrus is way. Ha ha ha. I could use a little break. Cyrus could form a relationship with him like Ally can with her mother.”

“I dunno. Ally likes it there. She and Ash are getting along. But it has always been me and Ally. Honestly I feel a little lost without my child.”

“I can understand that. Cyrus may be a headache but I miss him to death when he visit my parents during the summer. It’s always been me and him but now there’s you. Ally staying with Ashley longer would be great for her. It’s not like you stop being her dad cause she’s living with her mom.”






 “You’re probably right about Ally staying with her longer. I could use a break. I was starting to get a little crazy juggling the household until my grandma showed up. She’s been a huge help looking after my little siblings. She said that I need to live my life.”

“She’s right. Live your life, return to school and get your degree. I’m just a little added fun.”

“Yeah, you are. I hope Ashley would be okay with letting Ally stay with her a few more years. I don’t think I could handle a teenager and a baby.”

“Great. And about your mom… You should meet her.”




 “You think it would be a good idea?”

“I can tell you always wondered about her. Mend some broken connections is another thing to do on your list to live your life.”

“Anything else you wanna add onto my live my life list?”

“Well there’s one other thing..”


“Kiss me.”






 “I think I better charge my phone before we head for the evening. Oh I see I got a few text messages. Who could be texting me?”





 “You gotta be kidding me!”





3 hours later…….

 “How was with your family at the park?”

“It was fun seeing everyone. I wish you came along so you could meet them before the wedding.”

“I was feeling a little tired. I did get to caught up on my reading. How was Cyrus, did he break anything or find a new 10 minute girlfriend?”

“No, he was pretty good. He played with the other kids. How was Eli? Still fussy?”

“He just needed some applesauce. He was a happy baby. He reminds me of a lot of Cyrus. He loved applesauce at Eli’s age. I was a little nervous with Eli honestly. It’s been ages since I handled a baby.”




 “He seems like he enjoyed his time with you.”

“I hope so. Where is Cyrus anyway?”

“In the arcade with the others.”

“That should keep him busy for a while.”

“Yeah, Morde is carrying around a lot of quarters. The kids will be following him for a while.”

“Lucky him.”



 “Well we are alone for a while.”

“Yeah, finally. Whatcha wanna do?”




 “I was thinking maybe we could.. Ya know.”

“You are about that?”

“I’m ready. Are you?”

“Well.. I will but what are we?”

“What do you mean?”

“We been dating for a month.. I feel like things are going well.”

“You wanna be my girlfriend?”

“Only if you wanna be my boyfriend.”

“I guess it’s settled now. We are together.”
























 “Oh my god, Cyrus!”

“Mom! What are you doing?! That’s my brother!”

“Shit! Shit!”

“You guys are gross!”

“Cyrus! I’m so sorry!”







 “Grandma! Grandpa! What the hell!”









 “Can I live with you? I don’t wanna live with my mom anymore.”

“What is it this time? Did she take away your DS?”

“No! Much worse!”

“She ate all of your candy?”

“She was being gross!”



 “How is she being gross?”

“She was naked with L2. And he was behind her. Doing gross things!”

“You mean…”

“Playing football with me!”

“Huh? Is that what she calls it?”

“What? It’s gross cause she was naked! Why is she playing football naked with L2 in bed? I don’t like her! She always have fun without me.”

“Oh honey… Bless your innocence..”



 “Can I live with you? Please?”

“You said my house is boring.”

“It’s not boring anymore!”

“Look, I’ll tell your mom to stop playing football without you.”

“She’s just gonna do it again! She played naked football in bed with this one black man!”

“How about you, me and Aries go play in the arcade for a while.”

“I guess but I still wanna move in with you.”

“We’ll see about that.”



 “You’re Apollo? You and Aries look so much alike.”

“Most of us do.”

“So I’m seeing. Aries told me a little about you. You like to paint too? He said you taught him a few things.”

“Why yes, I helped Aries explored his artistic talent along with our father. He encouraged it, it helped him coped whenever he was having a panic attack. I’m impressed by a lot of his art work. Oh how I wish I had the time to return to the brush.”

“What’s keeping you away?”

“Well school for one thing. Also there’s my full time job. It’s quiet exhausting I must say.”

“What are you in school for?”

“Graphic design. I’m hoping to get into animation.”

“Like cartoons?”

“Ha ha ha. Maybe. Anything in the graphic design field honestly. I live in Sundale so there would be many opportunities near by.”




 “When you did paint, what kind did you do?”

“Landscapes mainly. I love to paint the natural beauty of the planet.”

“Ooh I would love to see your paintings of those. I love paintings of fields of flowers.”

“I do a lot of those. I spent a year travelling the country. Picking interesting destinations to paint.”

“I would love to see that collection! I bet that was fun travelling around and seeing the country.”

“It was quite fascinating! I also brought my guitar along, I wrote a few songs. A few poems too.”

“You play and sing too?! I love poetry too!” 

“Yep, I play the acoustic. Most females enjoy my poetry. Romantic poetry of beautiful women. Most of my songs are like the same. I’m a sucker for romance. I do have a small percentage of Navox in me after all.”



 “I would just love to hear and read your art. You sound like you’re a very talented man.”

“Oh that was just the tip of my special abilities.”

“Wait, there’s more?”

“I’m working on my second romance novel. I also garden and play the violin. I also love to cook. I can make a divine filet mignon and various chocolate desserts.”

“What?! You garden? So do I! You play the violin too and write? Your second too?  You cook. I love chocolate! You’re giving me a heart attack! I bet all the girls are all over you.”

“Perhaps but I am holding out for a special girl. One whose beauty and charm gives me pure ecstasy. You are quite easy on the eyes. I certainly see why Aries has chosen you. You are quite simply divine.”

“Oh wow… Oh wow!”

“You’re flushed a bit of red. I find it adorable on you.”

“Oh my! Apollo. You are quite the charmer!” 


 “Oh hey Aries I was-“




 “Oh wow that was just”

“Can we go to our room now? I wanna watch some TV.”

“Um sure we can. Um hey Apollo we can chat later?”

“Why yes, enjoy yourselves kids.”




 “Well that was quite strange I must say. I’ve never seen Aries act courageous. He has certainly changed a bit, don’t you think.”

“Or maybe he saw you making his girlfriend’s panties wet, boasting about your many talents. Geeze Apollo, ease off Aries’ lady. She’s his first girl ever.”

“Nova, I wasn’t trying anything. I was simply having a friendly conversation with Shae.”

“Your “friendly” conversations are flirtations. Are you completely  oblivious whenever you flirt? No one why you tend to have stalkers. You’re like the perfect boyfriend to some girls. You chat with them, it seems like you’re flirting and then you blow them off. So they follow you around in hopes you’ll pay them attention once again.”

“If I were interested in those ladies. I would simply ask for them to have sexual intercourse with me just as dad taught me. I don’t understand how a friendly chat is misleading.”

“Oh my stars… Don’t listen to daddy! The way you were talking to Shae was flirting. You are simply divine, you’re adorable when you blush. You are flirting!”

“I was stating the obvious.”

“Do it another way!”



 “Wanna cuddle with me?”

“Sure. It would be nice.”

“Good cause I like it a lot.”









 “Do you like Apollo more than me?”

“What? Why would you ask me that?”

“Cause it looked like you like talking to him a lot. He was flirty and you liked it.”

“I was just impressed by his talents.”

“Oh.. I know that he’s a real man. I figure you wanted a real man like Apollo.”

“Aries, you’re a real man too.”

“No. Daddy said that doesn’t happen until I have sex.”

“Oh Aries.. That is not true.”




 “But I wanna do it.”

“Are you sure?”

“Yeah. I’m ready to have sex now.”

“You’re not wanting to because of Apollo, are you?”

“No Shae. I am ready.”

“Oh. Do you have a condom?”

“No. Do I need one?”

“Normally if you were with any other female, yes. But I’m on birth control. We don’t need one.”

“Okay! So can we?”




 “Are you really sure about this? “

“I am.”








“What if you don’t like it? I won’t be a real man.”

“You’re already a real man. We don’t need to have sex to prove it. We don’t have to do this.”

“But I wanna. I wanna make you happy.”

“I am happy.”

“You’re happy if I didn’t give you orgasms? Daddy said that’s the only way to make a female happy is to give them orgasms.”



 “That’s just silly.”

“So you’re still be happy if I don’t give you an orgasm?”

“Yes Aries, you make me happy.”




 “Do you like it? Am I doing good?”

“Yes. I love it.”











 “My mom wasn’t playing football……”





 “Did you guys bring your mp3 players?”

“Yeah Morde-dad, why?”

“Cause I plan to do adult things. Things you don’t need to hear my adult things.”

“Are you and Haven gonna make those weird noises again, daddy?”

“Yes. That is why I asked you both to bring your mp3 players.”




 “Can Cyrus sleep in our room, daddy? He said his mom is being gross with L2.”

“I can don’t care. Bedtime is in 5.”

“Do we gotta go to bed now, Morde-dad?”

“Yeah, it’s getting late.”

“It’s only 9!”

“And that’s late for little girls. Go to bed. And crank up the volume.”



 “Wanna have some sexy time?”

“When you say it like that, no.”

“Ahh c’mon. I put the kids to sleep. I missed your lips.”





 “So take your panties off. I wanna give your beautiful lips kiss.”

“I don’t need to take them off for you to kiss me.”

“Uh yeah.. I miss those love lips. The panties are in the way.”

“Classy, Mordecai. Real classy.”

“I’m the classiest man you’ll ever know.”






 “Daddy? What are you doing?”





 “They are definitely not playing football! Why is everyone being gross!”

“Is this adult things cause it looks gross.”

“Cause it is, Kim! I saw my mom and L2, grandma and grandpa, AND Shae and Aries!”




 “What are you two doing up?!”

“What were you doing with Haven?”

“Don’t worry about that! Why are you and Cyrus not in bed?”

“I needed to pee, daddy.”

“I thought you already did!”

“I had to go again!”



 “I’m not sure why you needed to go with Cyrus. What are you both plotting?!”

“Nothing daddy! Cyrus was just walking me to the bathroom.”


“I was scared, daddy! Cyrus was gonna beat the boogieman if he was out here.”

“Oh. I’m sorry. Sometimes I forget that you’re only 5.”



“Can you wear some pants? I see your privates.”

“Oh! My bad.. This is totally awkward…”





Love For The Ladies: Chapter 101 – Souvenir

 I’ve spent most of the day recovering after my wild night out with Mordecai. I got a few text messages from him asking if he did me a favor. I wasn’t sure how I felt about it. I never had a one night stand before and it felt weird sleeping with someone who I wasn’t in a relationship with. I kinda felt bad cause April actually liked me which concerns me since I was a drunken fool. But I remember the look in her eyes when I told her that I wasn’t interested.

She looked hurt but I know that I’ll have to face her once again seeing how she’s Eli’s aunt. I finally replied back to my brother telling him that hot girl who he thought I should sleep with was June’s sister. His reply was, “Dude I hope you worn a condom.” According to April, I didn’t. I just hope there won’t be a souvenir from last night’s events. The last thing I need is a child from a female who I barely know and who possibly come from a family with mental health issues.

There was something that kinda bothered me a little. It wasn’t April but it was the fact that I called her Ashley during sex. I haven’t thought much about Ashley in years but I wonder why did I suddenly call out her name. Maybe it was a force of habit, Ashley was the only girl that I ever been with. I did find myself thinking about her, wondering if she cleaned up her act, was she even alive, wondering if she ever think about me. In ways I kinda miss her but that is an insane thought. I shouldn’t be thinking about her… I should be over her.. It’s hard to forgive of what she did to me and Alyssa… 




 While sitting on my computer I accidentally got access into my dad’s email. What I saw dumbfounded me. My dad had hundreds of emails dating back a week after his accident. Most of the emails where from females wondering where was he. One of the first emails I read was an angry message from a female named Feather. She was extremely upset about my dad not coming into town for their daughter’s first birthday and not saying anything to her. I didn’t know dad had another child, let alone another family. The emails basically portrays my dad living 3 different lives in Riverview.

He was romantically involved with 3 different females in Riverview and had children with all 3. As I read more, it appears this romantic connections were getting a bit strain. Around the time he was dating Clarissa, his tone in the emails to Feather, Nakia and Diamond changed. He seemed a bit distance in his replies and Feather was the only one who was having a hard time. Nakia appeared to moved on but only email him about their quadruplets. Most of the angry emails came from Feather, her last email was about a month ago. Nakia started to send angry emails around February, threatening to sue dad for child support since she hasn’t received a payment since last November. maybe Nakia had a change of heart since dad never received anything about child support in the mail.

Diamond’s emails expressed more concern than anger. She sent emails giving updates on her pregnancy. Her last email was 2 weeks ago announcing she gave birth to a boy whom she named Saffron along with a picture of him. I was in disbelief of what I was reading. I felt bad for these women and began to feel anger towards my dad. How could he keep all of this in the dark? Why didn’t he tell us about these women? Why didn’t he tell us that we had more siblings?

I found other emails from his teenage son Devin and his adult daughters Opal and Topaz. The last email from Devin got to me… It read, “Dad? Do you not love me anymore? Is this why I haven’t heard from you? You might not love me anymore but I will always love you.” I had a little tear stream from my eye as I read Devin’s email. I started to have dislike towards my dad until I remember something. On the night of his accident he told my brothers and I that he had something super important that he needed to tell us. But he needed to meet with Clarissa first. I wonder if he was going to tell us about his children in Riverview.

I found an email that was sent to my aunt Acacia about 7 hours before the accident, it confirmed my thought. He talked about how he was going to tell my brothers and I tonight about the families he created in Riverview. He also had plans for all the kids to spend the whole summer here with us. It was gonna be a surprise for his younger kids cause they always wanted to see his home. What anger I was building up slowly started to faded. Dad was about to make things right for everyone but I still say that he should have told us from the start.

I know I gotta make this right with these women and my new siblings. For 6 months they knew nothing and I know that had to weigh heavy on them. I decided that I should contact them all and give them an explanation about my dad.




 I was interrupted by a phone call while tying an email to the families in Riverview. I really didn’t want them to wait another day but something about the phone call got my interest. It was from a woman named Jasmine Salas. She’s from the hospital and wants to speak with me about my dad in person.




 “Sure I guess we could meet at The Perc in an hour. I’ll see you in a bit.”





 I was a bit unsure at first but curious of why she wanted to meet me at The Perc instead of the hospital. I took the girls with me to give Aries and Ally a little break since I was recovering from a hangover from last night. The girls were happy since The Perc had a little playground for them to play on.





 “You’re Liam?”

“Yes, I am. You must be Ms. Salas.”

“Please call me Jasmine. Shall we take a seat?”

“Well sure.”




 “I’m glad that you were willing to meet with me on a short notice.”

“You wanted to speak with me about my dad? Is he okay?”

“Yes, he’s doing fine for a comatose man.”

“I don’t understand, you said you wanted to speak with me about my dad.”

“Well yes but it’s about something else.”

“Oh I see where this is going. Do you have a secret family with him too?”

“Well no, why do you think that?”

“Oh its nothing… So what about my dad that you wanted to talk to me about?”




 “Well I have a daughter, she went missing 5 years ago. It’s a mystery of what happen to her. The police aren’t finding any new leads and they don’t expect any foul play was involved.”

“You think my dad was involved?”

“No but I found something in my daughter’s belongings. I was trying to find something that would help me find her. My daughter Astrid kept a written diary since she was 15. As I was reading through it I found an entry that she wrote after her trip to Konani Tide. It was about a guy who had she met on the beach. She states it was love at first sight and they spent the weekend together before he took off in the middle night. She didn’t get a chance to get his name. She called him the Magic Man and explained how his eyes were as blue was the ocean. Anyway there was a lot of drinking involved, they slept together a lot as she puts her. She hoped for a souvenir, his heart but of course he took off without saying bye. It broke her poor heart. In another entry weeks later, she wrote about learning that she was pregnant and she got a souvenir after all. She taped a picture of her and the guy together in the entry stating he is the father of her child.”

“The man in the picture is my dad?”

“Yes. I was stunned when I found out. Astrid claim the father was a random guy at the beach but she didn’t tell me that she was in love with the stranger. She wrote many entries confessing her love for him. Her last entry stated that she hopes to find him. I wonder if she left to go find him but I couldn’t see her leaving her newborn behind. She loved Chanel, she would have said something… I wonder if you could help me..”



 “I’m sorry to hear about your daughter but sorry I don’t think I have anything. My dad never said anything about your daughter but apparently my dad had secrets.. I uncovered some things today.”

“So nothing about my daughter?”

“No, but I’m sorry. I really hope she turns up alive and well.”

“I know she’s out there alive somewhere but its been so long.. I just wished that I had an answer for all of this.”

“If I find out anything, I’ll let you know.”




 “Thanks Liam. I guess I can let Chanel know that I know where one of her parents is. Its bittersweet, ya know.”

“Yeah… Chanel can at least meet her siblings. All isn’t bad.”

“True, however she’s best friends with Kimora. They pretend they are sisters. I guess I can tell Chanel that Kimora is actually her niece.”

“I bet that will be a real shocker.”




 Jasmine and I talked for a bit, getting to know each other and possibly make arrangements to spend time with Chanel. I swear my family is growing bigger by the second. I have currently have 37 siblings and that’s including the triplets my dad fathered for my aunt and her wife and the clone child created by Pedro in Arcadia.




 It was getting close to dinner time and we decided to take the kids to Domino Palace for pizza. This place just opened by and my nieces were dying to go. I guess this makes me the favorite uncle now.




 “Don’t ya wanna sit with your daddy?”


“So you gonna just leave me?”

“Yeah, I got friends daddy. I can’t be seen with you.”

“I thought I was a cool dad. I’m all sexy, I make those PTA meetings worth going to.”





 “I knew you wanted to sit with your daddy.”

“Only cause I like this chair.”

“You love your daddy.”

“I think I’ll go sit with L2 if you’re gonna be weird.”

“Daddy just misses you. Don’t you wanna come back home?”

“But I’m having fun with Chanel and Aaliyah.”

“We can have ice cream for breakfast if you come home.”

“I like staying with my uncles. We got one more day, remember?”

“I know but daddy is lonely.”

“Where’s Haven?”

“She went to see her dad. Don’t you wanna see your dad too?”

“I am. I’m looking at you right now.”

“Please come home, damn it.”




 Morde was there too which was surprising. I figure he would be at the bar or with his girlfriend. But he was here trying to convince his daughters to come home early. I admire how Morde wants to be a real father to his girls. It shows that he’s really growing up.




 “Heyyyy, Jas. You looking good tonight.”

“Morde-dad! Those aren’t the lyrics!”

“Thanks Morde.”

“I like those pants.”

“Morde-dad! You’re suppose be singing with me!”



 “Those pants fix you nicely. You work out?”

“Yeah, I do yoga.”

“Don’t stop that yoga cause you looking hella good in those jeans.”

“Thanks again, Morde.”

“The next time you go shopping for pants, I don’t mind helping you find the perfect pair. I’ll even wait by the dressing room.”

“DAD! Stop it!”

“Mariah, I’m just giving Jas a  friendly compliment.”

“No you’re not! You’re being like a pimp!”

“Well I like to think of myself as a pimp but sweetie you’re using pimp in the wrong context.”

Well maybe my brother still has a bit more growing up to do.




 I let Solar played around for a bit before Chanel came to chat with me. I figure Jasmine already told her that I am her older brother. Chanel seemed pretty happy and I guess she took the news fairly well.




 “Hi Chanel, are you having fun?”

“Yeah! This place is cool.”

“So I guess you know.”

“You’re my big brother. I think that’s cool. How many brothers and sisters do I have?”

“Well our dad apparently has 38 kids. I’m sure there’s more hiding somewhere.”

“Wow! I got a lot of brothers and sisters! Is that baby my sister too?”

“Yep, this is Solar.”

“Hi Solar! I’m your big sister!”


“So can we play some skeeball?”

“Sure, we can do that.”


We played a few rounds of skeeball with Chanel, Mariah and my daughter. It was hanging out with girls. Given from this morning events, I think today has been a pretty fun day.





 “Yusssssssssss! High score! I got a high score! I’m a winner!”







 “I promised that I would spend the day with you. I hope you’re having fun.”

“Yeah I guess. This pizza isn’t spicy though. You promised me spicy pizza.”

“You don’t need to be eating spicy things anything. I dunno where you got that from.”

“My dad, maybe.”

“Do you have enough tokens for tonight?”




 “Okay good. You better be on your best behavior. No stealing fake plants, no kicking the gumball machines, none of your shenanigans tonight. Tonight, we are gonna have fun. I don’t make enough money to support your lavish lifestyle of breaking things.”

“Yeah okay mom.. I won’t have fun.”

“I mean it mister, I won’t deal with any of your shenanigans.”

“Okay fine. Can I get more hot peppers?”

“Yeah but it better be for your pizza and not some prank that you’re plotting.” 




 “Hey Liam, what brings you here?”

“Just taking out the girls for pizza. You?”

“Spending the day with my son so he’ll know that I love him. So what was with the text?”

“That was my brother being dumb. He sent that.. I figure you wouldn’t want to talk to me after that.”




 “Don’t be silly. I was hoping that was an invitation to possibly a day on the beach.”

“Oh… well maybe we can do that someday.”

“That’s great cause I have a new bikini that I am dying to wear.”

“That sounds nice. Maybe this weekend we can? I’ll bring the girls. You can bring your son. I would love to meet him.”

“Ohh… well that could be fun..”




 “Mom, I need more tokens!”

“I gave you 5 dollars worth. You spent them already?”

“I promised my girlfriend that I will win her a bear. I need more tokens.”

“Since when did you have a girlfriend?”

“20 minutes ago. Can I get more tokens? I gotta impress my lady.”

“I’m not giving you more money so you can impress your little sudden girlfriend.”




 “Hey do you have any tokens? I really need to get her that bear.”

“I’m sorry, I don’t have anymore on me.”

“Aww dude! I just need one. She might break up with me.”

“I wish I could help.”




 “Cyrus, stop asking my friend for tokens!”

“But mom I needs it!”

“I’m sure you’ll find another girlfriend in 20 minutes. Now go play.”

“Fine… You just don’t want me to be happy.”

“That’s not true and you know that. Stop being dramatic. Take this dollar.”

“Thanks mom!”




 “So that was my son Cyrus. You finally got to meet him sorta.”

“Your son… looks like a lot like my dad.”

“Liam, we need to talk…”




 “So you and my dad….”

“It’s not what you think…”


“Well about 8 years ago I trip a college trip to Konani Tide with friends. It was summer break and we wanted to relax a bit. After a night of heavy drinking, I woke up naked next to your dad. I quietly left his room and return to mine. I did see him one more time before going home. My roomie convinced me to have a threesome with him and her. Which we did…”

“Oh wow… I’m not sure what to say.”

“Needless to say, I was the one who came home carrying the souvenir.”




 “Did my dad know? I’m finding out about my dad having secret families and all.”

“No, I was the one who was keeping the secret. I haven’t seen your dad since…until he came wheeling in on a stretcher.”

“So it was just a one weekend fling with my dad?”


“Oh I see.”




 “I hope this won’t make things weird between us.”

“No.. I just wanted to be clear if you still had anything going on with my dad.”

“Not at all. I was just a silly drunken college girl when I met him. I probably wouldn’t date him if I met him back home. Honestly he doesn’t seem like the settling down type. I’m 27 now and I’m ready to find something real. Settle down, buy a cute house with a white picket fence. I had my fun and all. My son needs a father figure in his life, maybe he’ll stop being difficult.”

“He’ll have my dad when he wakes up…”

“Yeah that’s true.. But you know what I mean, right?”

“Yeah, I do.” 




 I played some ping pong with Selene for a while. This new info is was a bit difficult to process. I meet a girl that I like and my dad has already been with her. I would be pulling a Mordecai if I asked her out but she seemed to be hinting that she still likes me. But I dunno about this…




 39 kids… This number just keep climbing up over the hours. I tried to wrap my head around Selene being involved with my dad when she was 19 but this kinda bothers me.. However I still like her.

I finished sending out the emails explaining about my dad. I gave them all my number if they wished to speak with me or ask me any questions.




I glanced over at Eli, wonder which number was he.  I thought he was the 24th child and the youngest but clearly he was not. I watched him finally fall asleep. He has been a bit fussy since his first tooth is coming in. Eli looks so peaceful again. He doesn’t have to worry about anything. He’s home, safe and don’t have to deal with his parents drama.. 



 I found a hidden email in my dad’s account. It was from the Dover Falls Elixir shop. I was curious of why my dad would be getting emails from there. I don’t recall him ever going there. I opened one of them. I was shocked by when I read.

“Hi dad! My name is Corrine. I’m the owner of the Dover Falls Elixir here in EC. I hope we can finally meet.”

40 kids?




The next day I made a trip to Dover Falls and hoped to meet this Corrine. Is she really my dad’s daughter?





 “Hello, are you Corrine?”

“No I’m Lindsey.”

“Is Corrine here by any chance?”

“Yeah, she lives here. She’s probably out in the garden. I can buzz her.”




 I was greeted by Corrine outside. Just taking one look at her there was no denying that she is my sister. I couldn’t believe how huge my family grew in 24 hours.




 “You must be Liam.2, right?”

“How do you know me already?”

“Dad talked about you. I’m Corrine, your long lost half sister.”

“So you make 40..”

“40? That sounds about right, ha ha ha. I was hoping of when I can finally meet my siblings.”

“So how long you knew about us?”




 “I met dad back in November. I went into town to get some supply and saw him at the store. I knew he was Donor #108B when I first lay my eyes on him. I did some searching online and got his email address. I sent him an email and we met.”

“Donor #108B?”

“I’m a lab baby. My mother was married to an unattractive man, it was part of an arrangement. She had no choice to marry him. He requested an heir to be born to pass on this wealth however my mother didn’t want to risk being an ugly child into the world. He requested that the child should be a boy so they seek help at the genetics lab. They would assure they the child would be a male. However my mother made a semen swap while the lab tech was a way. She grabbed Donor #108B, replacing her husband’s. When I was born, he was in shock that I was born a girl. He had a heart attack and died. My mother told me that my real father was Donor #108B, a Navox Genie. She printed off his picture and gave it to me when I was a child. Since then I wanted to locate him and meet him. I only knew his as Donor #108B but now I know him as Borage Montigo, my father.”

“That’s quite a story. I guess its kinda a relief that you weren’t a result from his drunken sexual rampage.”

“Ha ha ha. Just a genetically created lab baby that he wasn’t aware of. “




 Corrine seems nice. She grew up well in a rich family in Lansing Falls, MT. She family owns a chain of Elixir shops around the country. Corrine is part Tusnya Fae, a tribe of fairies that descended from the Tuscia tribe. Tusnya Faes are slightly more modernize than the Tuscia. Corrine explains that all fairy tribes are naturalists but each tribe specialize in certain areas of nature. The Tusnya and Tuscia are healers. They create potions and natural medicine.   I did enjoy learning about fairies with Corrine. There’s so much to learn.





 “Now that we know each other, if you ever need anything here I can give you a family discount.”

“Oh thanks.”

“Is there anything of which your heart desires?”

“Well…the courage to ask a girl out that like.”

“Ahh yes. I can help you with that. I have just the thing for that. The Liquid Courage elixir.”

“Seriously? I figure I would get a pep talk.”

“Nonsense, sometimes a pep talk isn’t enough. Sometimes a swift kick is needed. I currently don’t have any in stock. Most people just use rum for courage. But I can make a batch. It’s on the house.”

“Really thanks?”








 As Corrine was making me an elixir for me, I decided to look around. I never been to a shop like this and I was curious. There’s seems to be a lot of interesting things here. I think maybe I’ll make a few more trips here. Maybe I can learn some more new things.




 “Ahh, perfect!”





 “I hope this will help you. You just mix it into your favorite drink and drink it. You will have the courage for the next 48 hours before it wears off.”

“Oh that sounds simple. Any side effects?”

“Possibly a cute girl on your arm?”

“Ha ha ha. I think we will get along, Corrine.”

“I think so too. I better return to my garden. My first summer harvest is ready. Would you like to help? “





 I never tended to a garden before. And I actually had fun doing so. Corrine let me keep a few apples for the girls. Solar loves apples so I know this would be a nice treat for her.







 When I got home I was surprised to see my grandparents there. I had no idea they were even coming. If I know then I would have gotten the house in better shape. They wanted to surprise us and they sure did, especially my grandfather. I haven’t seen him since he find out Junior is his son. Dad pretty much cut him out of his life since then.




 “Mama! I wasn’t expecting you.”

“I know R2, we wanted to surprise you kids.”

“It’s L2, Mama. Ha ha ha.”

“I know but I like R2 better.”




 “So what brings you guys in town?”

“Our son..”


“I really don’t wanna see Bubba in that condition but Liam suggest that we should.”

“I know there’s not much we can do for Borage but we need to at least see him.”

“I guess I could understand that, he is your son after all.”

“I haven’t seen my son in ages.. I just need to see him again.”

“I guess it’s the right time for you, Liam. Bubba can’t kick you out.”

“If you’re implying that I’m using Borage’s coma to get close to him, then you are wrong Zinnia.”

“Just saying…”

“I care about our son.”




 I let my grandparents get sudden in. I figure I should see if this stuff works.





 “Well here’s goes nothing.”





 I really wasn’t feeling anything different until suddenly I feel this urge to call Selene.





 “Hello Selene. I was wondering if you have any plans for tomorrow afternoon. I would like to take you out on a date if you don’t mind. Really? That’s great, can I pick you up around 1? Cool. I’ll see you then.”





Love For The Ladies: Chapter 61 – Once upon a Childhood – Part 4





“I just wanted to see some bare boobies but this is way much more! Can I be your boyfriend now?”




“Oh my stars Borage! What are you doing in here?! Get out! I’m naked!”

“I needed to pee but wow June! I like your body. Something strange is happening in my pants.”

“You little pervert! Get out!”

“Are those real?”



“Of course they are real! Now get out! I can’t believe you! Walking in here, peeking at me.”

“Your naked body made my body do something weird. I kinda like it but confused.”

“Congrats! You got your first hard on now get out!”

“Geeze, you’re no fun.”




I heard June fussing to my mama about me walking in as she was getting out of the shower. I didn’t tell August that I saw his mom naked but I was happy to finally see a live naked lady who was sexy. I’m not sure if I can keep this from August. He might get mad but it was an accident. I didn’t know she was in there. She forgot to lock the door anyway.

“Your pervert son came into the bathroom while I was getting out of the shower. He just stood there, looking at my naked wet body. You need to get control over your kid!”

“I know it was an accident. He’s a little boy.”

“That was no accident! That kid is a pervert! Go do something with him! He’s being a bad kid!”



“Don’t talk about my bubba like that! He didn’t mean to! May if your dumb ass would lock the door then maybe he wouldn’t walk in.”

“I watch how he looks at me. He planned this. I’m not comfortable knowing he might do it again!”

“It’s not like you have to live here and keep fucking my husband! You can just go! Get out, no one is stopping you!”

“I didn’t ask to be freed from the well. I was content staying in the well as a frog with my lover Keon. I miss him.. I can’t go back since Max freed him. I’m suppose to stay here anymore. Since Max freed me, then he must be my true love. I’m still in love with Keon.”



My mama had ever intention to only free Keon for the sake to get June to move out and stop fucking Max. Keon was drawn to my mama and quickly hopped out of the well when she called for him by name. Only a kiss from his true love will free him but since my mama is a love genie, her kiss would break it when she’s not his true love. However this was later a fatal mistake for Keon, my mama has deep regrets of it.



Keon failed to get my mama to love him and time run out since being freed. A curse was placed on him, he was turned into a zombie and one night he came across the wrong house. He frighten them, he didn’t mean any harm, they shot and killed him. But before that, he was drawn to my mama and ignored June. This was the last straw for June and she left with a broken heart. She took August and her twins with her and moved across town. Months later, my mama gave birth to Dodder and Erica. Keon wasn’t seen much since the birth.



Time when by, I got older and taller. I was a sexy 12 year old man now. I dressed a certain way, hoping it would impress the ladies. But Riverview was still full of hags.




I wish August was still here. It would be nice to have another boy around. My sisters still annoy me with their problems that I don’t give 2 fucks about. I had a little brother now but Dodder was just a baby and didn’t do much.

“Then she asked Ian out anyway! She knew that I liked Ian but the slut went behind my back and asked him out! Can you believe that?”

“I don’t care! Ugh! Go away! Ian is a jerk anyway.”



“I need your help.”


“Use your magic to banish her to hell!”


“You gotta! Daddy said it’s your job to look after us girls!”

“I’m not gonna banish your hag friend to hell cause she asked your crush out!”

“I’m telling daddy!”

“Yeah? What is he gonna do it? Ground me in an email? Go ahead!”







“How dare you! Ian isn’t lame! Ian is a lot better than your lame short boyfriend Dimitri!”

“Hey don’t you talk about my boo! He’ll grow some day! I told him to drink more water anyway. You’re such a loser, Ian wouldn’t want you anyway if Ashley didn’t ask him out.”

“That’s not true! You’re just a hater cause your boyfriend sucks!”

“At least I have one!”

“You forced him!”


This was a daily thing, my sisters arguing over boys at our school. It was annoying having to hear about every single day. I couldn’t get away from it or hearing about girl gossip about who started their period or who stuffs their bra. Sisters are so lame.


“Borage! Stop scaring me! I’m telling daddy!”




August would come over and he’ll bring over his younger brother September and sister October. Celsia never made October feel welcome whenever she came over. October never did shit to her but I think Celsia lashing at her over jealousy. Max plays with October, cause that’s his daughter. We just his step kids but we are step kids he doesn’t like cause he doesn’t like our dad. But I was tried of Cece of always picking on her, so I had to teach her a lesson.




“Hey Borage! Can I come up?”




“No! But you can cool down! Ha ha ha ha!”









“You look like a wet bird! Now go fly away! Ha ha ha ha!”




“I hate you!”




It took away before I came to terms that Tequila is the closest I’ll have to a brother close to my age. Out of all of my sisters, she annoys me the least. Tequila was more of a tomboy, she prefer race cars over dolls. She acted less of a girl around the others and they hated her. I have a better relationship with her than I do with the others.

“Yo B! Can I come up? I wanna prank my idiot mom!”



I always had a good laugh at Tequila’s pranks on Rosette. Cause she always fell for it.

“Mom! I found a love letter from dad!”



“Well give me that letter you dumb brat! How many other love letters you been hiding from me?!”




“I got a whole bucket full!”







“By the way, dad hates you!”




“HEY! Is there room for one more?”




“You know there’s always room for you up here! I can easily push one of my sister out this tree.”




This was the last summer that I got to see August. He delivered some news that I didn’t see coming.

“Were moving next month.”

“To a better house?”

“Yeah. Well I hope so.”

“I hope so then I’ll come over.”

“But you can’t…”

“What do you I can’t come over to your new house?”

“Cause we’re moving to Roland Heights.”

“But that’s far away from here..”

“I know, my mom got a job there so we gotta leave.”

We kept in touch as much as we could. Through email, IMs, Simbook and by phone. But after a while, we grew apart. I heard from him since we were teens. Max made trips to Roland Heights but refused to take me along. I wonder if he’s still there.



We remained in lame Riverview, living our lives until we were old enough to live on our own. Finn was doing well with his singing career here. He gained a gig at a local park but the promotion for the show was terrible. No one showed up. It was just us. We were forced to listen to Finn sing terribly.



Celsia and I got along better whenever we had to attend Finn’s gigs. We would crack jokes about his singing. Insulting Finn’s lack of talent was a bonding experience for us. But it didn’t change the fact that she annoys the hell out of me.




“When I was a young boy, growing up in the ghetto. Hanging out on corners. Singin’ with the fellas.”




“How did you did this gig? Your singing sucks! You never lived in the ghetto! Mom said you were a rich white boy living in the suburbs!”




“Ugh! Don’t start twerkin’! Didn’t you learn anything from Twerk City 3? Every time a white person twerks, they’ll get hit by a Newsea teddy bear with riding a wrecking ball! Just stop! You’re embarrassing!”





Love For The Ladies: Chapter 56: A Mother’s Love

From the moment he was born, I made him a promise. I would always protect him no matter what. The second I laid my eyes on him, I knew he was special, I knew he would be a star one day. I named him Borage, the star flower. With his hair being the same color as the star flower, I felt it was perfect, he was perfect. My precious star flower.



It started with a little arrangement that I made with his father Liam who I brought in from Twinbrook. You heard the story a million times but in case you don’t care to follow along or easily confused or you can’t stop smoking crack, he has 100 baby challenge of his own.

Originally I felt I could have 100 of my own having my daughter Acacia but my husband Max wasn’t having it so I found an ad by Liam. If Liam helped me then I would later helped him. That was the deal as crazy as it sounded. I was young and thought it was great but didn’t think parenting would be so difficult. Needless to say, I ended my journey to 100 kids shortly. I should have stopped after Borage and Celsia. I could have spent extra time with them.




My heart sank after receiving a disturbing call from my grandson L2 about Borage saying they found face down in the snow, he was in a car crash and is now in coma. At first I didn’t want to believe it. It wasn’t true. My Bubba isn’t in coma, he wasn’t in a car crash, he’s fine. I just didn’t want to believe anything my grandson was telling me. Genies and comas are not a good combs. Genies tend not to walk up.




As I chose not the believe.. A picture was sent that forced me to believe. My baby.. he looked so.. lifeless.




I remember the day I took him to the lake for the first time. He giggled like he never giggled before. His eyes lit up as he splashed his little hands in the water. He kicked and wiggled around in water. It was precious a moment we shared that warm summer day.



I would give anything just to relive that day all over again. Just to hold him and hear his little giggle again. Not sure changing his diapers, he left some pretty nasty ones. I did a lot of magical cleanings with him. Things got better when I start feeding him cake.



The arrangement didn’t require visitations however Liam was a bit concern mainly cause of Rosette and did drop by to see the kids time to time. Liam did like seeing his kids and I guess it was good he wanted to be apart of their lives.




However Bubba wasn’t Liam’s biggest fan. He was more of a momma’s boy and didn’t care much for his mainly cause he was a stranger for the first years of his life.




Liam was busier as the kids got older and didn’t see them as much but when he did, he got a lot of attitude from Borage if he saw him flirting with me. Borage was always protective of me and disliked any flirtation between us, a very jealous boy. Most of the time he didn’t like my husband Max flirting with me.




Over time Bubba got use to his dad and warmed up to him. He looked up to him…..




Until he knew the truth about Junior…




One visit didn’t go well when Rosette forgot to put one of her kids to be and left Martini sleeping in the front yard with the cow plant.



We often got phone calls from Liam asking if all of the kids were in the house away from the cowplant and asked to send pics of the current location of each location. After while it was annoying but looking back, we were terrible but it was mainly Rosette who was terrible.

“Yes Liam, the kids are still alive. The cow plant is a vegetarian anyway. Rose try to fed Fin to it but he wouldn’t eat him. He likes salad.”


“I know my boo called for me! Why didn’t you give me the phone?”

“He didn’t call for you. He was checking on the kids cause your dumb ass left one outside.”

“I thought I got them all. I counted them all! I got like 5, right?”

“Ugh! You have 4 and that includes your triplets, you idiot! You can’t even count!”

“Whatever! Next time my boo love call, give me the phone you skank!”



Sometimes… Just sometimes I just wanna choke Rose…




Besides I took good care of my Bubba baby..




And Cece as well.




My twins got along well. They fight a lot but it’s their odd way of bonding. I made sure my babies stayed close. Family is important to us Montigos.



Keeping the kids close was important. As fucked up as they may be, they are close and love each other. They fight and call each other names but they know if one is in trouble they have someone to bail them out.




Birthdays came and came. Bubba got older and older. I didn’t like when he started to get older became his own person. I enjoyed his baby years, I enjoyed his child years, I enjoyed his teen years. When it came to his 18th birthday, I locked myself in my room and cried for hours. I wasn’t ready to let him go though I still had a preteen age twins to love.I cringe when I was told from Borage and Celsia about them wanting to move out at the same time. However it was just across town. I’m just glad they remained in town for some time.

Over the years all of my kids left town before I did. I was proud of kids, taking lead in their lives and not sticking around cause they didn’t want to break my heart. I allowed my kids to live their own lives and not worry about my feelings. I just let them know that a mother’s love can never be replaced.




“Ah man! This prank is gonna be some awesome. Cece won’t know what hit her when she washes the dishes.”



“I just gotta make sure this is just right. I gotta be the prank king of the house.”