I need more magic!

The alien touched me here.

This brat stinks.

Dusty: I got a new joke to tell you. What did the five fingers say to the face?

Quincy: What?

SLAP!

Quincy: That wasn’t a funny joke. That was just plain rude.

Dusty: I’m cold blooded.

Borage: Why are we doing this?

Lucille: I dunno.. Pan over.

Selene: I’m in labor!

Borage: Oh so that’s why.

Lucille: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!

Dragan: Is everyone freaking out about my bad breath?

Selene: No idiot. I’m in labor.

Malix: You are?

Dragan: yes another baby!

Malix: Woohoo! I hope this one is mine!

Borage: I’m bored.

Lucille: Yay for babies!

Arna: OMG SHE’S IN LABOR!

Isela: You’re all dumb.

I hear a party going on.

Lucille: Now I’m in labor.

Selene: You bitch! Stop stealing my thunder! I’m still in labor!

Isela: OMG! You too!

Dragan: I think it’s mine again.

Borage: WHAT?!

Malix: Who’s the daddy?

Borage: Eww stay away from me! I don’t want baby juice on my shoes!

Malix: Dat ass!

Isela: Did Lucille get the magic?!!!!

Selene: WHY ISN’T ANYONE CARING ABOUT MY LABOR?!!!

Dragan: This is funny.

Carrie: What’s going on?

Rosette: I’m in labor too!

Selene: BITCH!

Carrie: Is this the going in labor party?

Isela: YOU TOO!

Borage: IS EVERY LADY KNOCKED UP HERE?!

Malix: WHO’S THE IDIOT THAT KNOCKED ROSETTE UP?!

Carrie: ALL THESE LABORS!

Selene: YOU BITCHES!

Lucille: It must be in the water.

Carrie: I’m in labor now.

Selene: I hate you.

Malix: Why was this one allowed to have another one?

Seth: Shut up fools.

Borage: I can’t take this anymore.

Isela: I want a baby now!

Lucille: Labor hurts!

Rosette: I forgot that I’m in labor….

Borage: I’m done reacting.

Selene: I hate everyone in this room.

My legs feel funny.

THIS ROOM IS FULL OF HELL SPAWNS!

Seth: DON’T have anymore kids!

Lucille: Same to you!

Why is Isaiah floating?

Selene & Malix had a vampire son, Mikhai.

Lucille & Borage had genie twin daughters, This is Linnea.

And this is Bryony.

Rosette & Quincy had twin daughters, this is Thing 1 she’s a vampire.

And Thing 2, she’s a witch.

Carrie & Seth had a witch son named Shawn.

Borage got abducted but I missed it.

WHY WEREN’T YOU PAYING ATTENTION??!!!

All 10 Camp Tigo 2 bay bays… NO MORE BABIES, GUYS!

Borage: I’m not a dart board!

Anson: My bad.

Who could this be?

Lucille: You worn me out.

Dragan: I’m just getting started.

Lucille goes into labor. Others cared.

Take a break!

Borage: I can’t control my hand. It wants to choke you, brat.

Borage: Just kidding.

Borage: Don’t put his mom is my story cause I don’t wanna bring this one home. I have enough ya know.

Don’t tempt me.

Carrie: We didn’t do anything.

Seth: Just taking some photos.

Malix: Don’t ever cheat on me like that harlot did with my cousin. In fact stay away from my cousin.

Selene: I’ll try.

Rosette: Gimme some loving or die.

Quincy: You have it but don’t threaten me!

Anson teaches Orion how to walk. He finally rolled that wish.

Borage: Love that chicken from Popeye’s!

Seth: Then order some and move out the way. I need to refuel for more fucking.

Lucille and Dragan’s daughter, Makayla.

Isaiah being cute.

Orion learned to walk.

Malix: I wanna put a baby in you.

Selene: Okay.

Borage: I wanna put some magic in you.

Lucille: I’ve been waiting for the magic.

Makayla likes her bubble bath.

Borage: Girl when I get done with you, you gonna be walking funny for a week.

Lucille: All talk, no magic.

Borage: It’s coming.

Borage: SHAZAAM!

Does this thing work? Gimme food!

This is some garlic.

This is my knife.

And a little drop of this and we got……..

FIRE!

Borage: Will you go sleep in the sleeping bags. I need to rock with my brat.

I’m gonna teach you how to pimp walk like your daddy.

Why aren’t you walking?

Malix: Will you 2 move. I need to pee or I’ll just pee on you both.

I need more magic!

Borage: That chair is mocking me!

Selene: I hate being pregnant.

Isela: …….

Borage: I’ll bitch slap you back to Bangkok if you keep mocking me, chair.

Selene: I hate this couch.

Isela:…..

Borage: I’m watching you.

Selene: I hate being pregnant on this couch.

Isela: I’m a statue.

WAIT! NO! I DON’T WANNA LEAVE YET! I DIDN’T GET ANY MAGIC YET!

Rosette: Which one of you nasty fuckers peed on the floor?

Carrie: It wasn’t me.

Get out. I need to pee.

Anyone watching?

Ahhhhhh. This feels good.

Ugh.. I feel sleepy.

You idiot!

OMG! Borage are you okay?!

No, Lucille. I think I landed in a pile of herpes.

I need food!

Someone put a demon seed baby in me.

I’m stuck.

Come watch the sunset with me, sexy lady who is reading this. I’ll give you some magic afterwards

I can’t get this to work.

You’re a idiot. A sexy idiot.

Okay stinky kid, don’t pee on me or I will go upside your pretty little head. Understand?

What did I just tell you?!

Arna got 2 others to join him. I’m gonna slap you Arna if you don’t do something else other than watch TV!

Selene: I wanna have 100 babies with you!

Malix: Help! Take me away from her! She’s talking crazy now!

This isn’t what I had in mind!!!

I am king.

They didn’t even use lube…

I swear if you don’t use the sleeping bag!

Lust is still in the air.

Malix: What are you 2 doing?

Borage: Depends, are you gonna get all crazy again?

Malix: Maybe.

Quincy: Where did you go? I wanted to kiss.

Layla: I got lost.

Quincy: I saw you kissing Lucille, you cheater!

Dusty: I saw you kissing Layla so were even, right?

Quincy: NO!

Lucille: You 2 are lovers?

Malix: Did you fuck my cousin again, harlot?!

Isela: Why do you care if I did or not!

Malix: BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!

Borage: Wanna see something magical?

Selene: Sure, what is it?

Borage: My genie dick.

Selene: Charming.

Lucille: I think I ruined someone love thing so let’s be lovers.

Dragan: That’s fine with me.

Kiki: You’re so boring! All you do is watch TV. You too good to hang with me?

Arna: Maybe it’s cause you’re crazy.

Arna: I wanna get freaky with you, crazy fairy.

Dusty: I saw you with Dragan. You’re a slut.

Lucille: I thought you and Quincy were lovers. I have my own lover now.

Dusty: You’re still a slut.

Lucille: And you’re a dick!

If you and Carrie don’t stop…..

Dusty: Slut.

Lucille: Shut up.

Seth: I can’t let anyone see this.

Carrie: See what?

Dragan: You 2 move! Lucille and I need the booth now.

Malix: Talk to the hand! I’m done with you!

Isela: Your cousin is getting on my last nerve.

Borage: LOL

Kiki: I think the booth is free.

Arna: Let’s go before someone gets in.

Malix: Don’t talk to me harlot!

Isela: Then go away!

Quincy: You gonna get laid?

Arna: Yep.

Quincy: Finally.

Isela: We want that chair.

Lucille: There’s another one over there.

Carrie: So, we want that one!

Borage: Ready for another refill on magic?

Isela: Hell yeah.

Layla: I’m telling Malix.

Orion being cute and learning how to walk.

I need a break.. I gotta recharge my sexiness.

Malix: You have a lover?

Lucille: Yes.

Malix: Why am I wasting my time on this.

I’ve been recharged, more magic coming your way, sexy lady.

Yay chicken!

Borage: Bout time.

Isela: I’m pregnant.

Borage: That’s no excuse.

I think I’ll have to watch you 2 as well.

I hate being pale.

I hate this tan!

Rosette: When we gonna hook up?

Quincy: Never.

You will love me!!!

Layla: You jerk! I thought you liked me!

Quincy: I do. Can I have both?

Layla: No!

I’m in labor everyone! Now freak out!

Only Arna freaks out.

AAAAAHHHHHH CHILDBIRTH!

Carrie & Seth had a daughter named Cali

Cutie.

This could be anyone.

Borage: I think you need some magic.

Lucille: Maybe I do.

Dusty: You slut! I thought your lover was Dragan. This punk doesn’t look like Dragan.

Borage: All the ladies want this genie dick, fairy hick.

Lucille: I think he’s hot.

They were right about the snowcones!

Malix: Silly face!

Selene: He he he!

I guess Malix is done with Isela this time.

Isela: The baby is coming!

Borage: Who the daddy?

Isela: I dunno!

No idea who’s in there.

Malix & Selene

Isela & Borage had a genie son named Isaiah.

Lucille is pregnant. The daddy could be anyone LOL

Cali doesn’t like Bonehilda, the only one who takes care of her.

Anson: Comfortable?

Isela: Yep.

Anson: Watch out for triggers.

Isela: Racist..

Anson: I said TRIGGERS.

I love cake.

Kiki: You assholes, go somewhere else to go eat your snowcones.

Dragan: The snowcones makes us cold so we eat them in the sauna.

Dusty: Yeah, I don’t wanna freeze my sparklenuts off.

Kiki: I’m gonna kick you in your sparklenuts if you don’t move.

I rather be smoking so pot instead of this shit…

I think you’re done eating to meat off of you, stupid!

I think it would be hot it I use honey as lube. Good idea, I know Mary. Shut up Sid, this is a great idea, Mary said so. Whatcha think, Snuffles? Snuffles? I think Snuffles is ignoring me now.

Arna: We can be vampire buddies.

Malix: I’m already Quincy’s vampire buddy.

Arna: You can have more than one.

Seth: Gay vampires…

I’m touching her hand.. I bet I can get her to touch my genie dick.

Wanna see and touch my amazing genie dick?

Lucille: Yes.

Borage: And they say my pick up lines wouldn’t work.

Kiki: Bitch I know you ain’t talkin’ to my genie!

Lucille: Your genie? You don’t even like him yet.

Kiki: So! He’s still mine! He gonna be my baby daddy back in the Montigo universe so fuck off!

Lucille: Whatevs.. I do what I want.

Borage: This is hot.

Lucille: Eat a balloon!

Kiki: Bitch if you get my hair wet, I will straight cut you! This is a fresh relaxer in my hair!

Quincy: Anyone wanna play with me?

Malix: Were busy watching the naked red girl.

Quincy: Oh.

Isela: Why are you way over there? Come closer.

Borage: You’re fertile, that’s why.

Isela: So are you.

Borage: Yeah that’s right.

Borage: Is this better?

Isela: Much better.

Borage: Wanna feel the magic?

Isela: Yeah.

Borage: Just put your on hand on it.

Isela: I am already.

I hope I’m getting my sexy Borage’s attention! We got different moms so it’s cool.

Tonight’s special! My magic stick!

Isela: Quincy, look!

Quincy: I’m busy.

Isela: Doing what?

Quincy: Jerking off.

WHY IS EVERYONE NAKED??!!!

Seth: Don’t look.

Quincy: My Quincy cream is floating around in the water.

Seth: Your what?!

Rosette: I got witch powers! I get to fuck shit up.

Carrie: Crap! Who allowed this??!!!

Kiki: I love all of the fat on your body.

Anson: You need a tic tac.

Dusty: I think you’re hot. Let’s be lovers.

Quincy: Okay.

Kiki: Kiss me Rose. Maybe Anson will want me.

Rosette: Whatevs..

Anson: That’s hot.

Anson: Seeing you with another girl makes me want you.

Kiki: It worked, I don’t need you anymore Rose.

Rosette: Bitch.. I was enjoying it.

That’s hot.

Carrie: I want you.

Seth: Why me? Why do I get the crazy chick?

Anson & Kiki

Kiki: Bitch if I catch you talking to my genie one more time!

Lucille: What is your deal?!

Borage: This is so hot.

Malix: This chicks must be dead brain if they have any interest in you, cuz.

Lucille: You’re cute when you’re mad. Let’s be lesbo lovers.

Kiki: Just stay away from my genie.

Anson: I saw you with Lucille. I’m even more turned on.

Rosette: Why am I not getting any lovings?

Carrie: C’mon Seth, let’s get freaky in the photo booth.

Seth: I am busy.

Carrie: Doing what? You need to be doing me.

Seth: I see something.

You didn’t see shit.

Malix: I like those disco panties on you.

Isela: I like everything on you.

What’s happening to me???

Orion, first Camp Tigo 2 baby

What a cute baby. The dance floor isn’t a safe place for a baby.

Really? You put me in baby jail? I hate you.