Camp Tigo 2: Day 6

Lust is still in the air.

 

 

 

 

Malix: What are you 2 doing?

Borage: Depends, are you gonna get all crazy again?

Malix: Maybe.

 

 

 

 

Quincy: Where did you go? I wanted to kiss.

Layla: I got lost.

 

 

 

Quincy: I saw you kissing Lucille, you cheater!

Dusty: I saw you kissing Layla so were even, right?

Quincy: NO!

Lucille: You 2 are lovers?

 

 

 

Malix: Did you fuck my cousin again, harlot?!

Isela: Why do you care if I did or not!

Malix: BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!

 

 

 

Borage: Wanna see something magical?

Selene: Sure, what is it?

Borage: My genie dick.

Selene: Charming.

 

 

 

Lucille: I think I ruined someone love thing so let’s be lovers.

Dragan: That’s fine with me.

 

 

 

 

Kiki: You’re so boring! All you do is watch TV. You too good to hang with me?

Arna: Maybe it’s cause you’re crazy.

 

 

 

Arna: I wanna get freaky with you, crazy fairy.

 

 

 

 

Dusty: I saw you with Dragan. You’re a slut.

Lucille: I thought you and Quincy were lovers. I have my own lover now.

Dusty: You’re still a slut.

Lucille: And you’re a dick!

 

 

 

 

If you and Carrie don’t stop…..

 

 

 

 

Dusty: Slut.

Lucille: Shut up.

Seth: I can’t let anyone see this.

Carrie: See what?

Dragan: You 2 move! Lucille and I need the booth now.

 

 

 

 

 

Malix: Talk to the hand! I’m done with you!

Isela: Your cousin is getting on my last nerve.

Borage: LOL

 

 

 

 

Kiki: I think the booth is free.

Arna: Let’s go before someone gets in.

Malix: Don’t talk to me harlot!

Isela: Then go away!

 

 

 

 

Quincy: You gonna get laid?

Arna: Yep.

Quincy: Finally.

 

 

 

Isela: We want that chair.

Lucille: There’s another one over there.

Carrie: So, we want that one!

 

 

 

Borage: Ready for another refill on magic?

Isela: Hell yeah.

Layla: I’m telling Malix.

 

 

 

Orion being cute and learning how to walk.

 

 

 

I need a break.. I gotta recharge my sexiness.

 

 

 

Malix: You have a lover?

Lucille: Yes.

Malix: Why am I wasting my time on this.

 

 

 

I’ve been recharged, more magic coming your way, sexy lady.

 

 

 

 

Yay chicken!

 

 

 

Borage: Bout time.

Isela: I’m pregnant.

Borage: That’s no excuse.

 

 

 

 

I think I’ll have to watch you 2 as well.

 

 

 

 

I hate being pale.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I hate this tan!

 

 

 

 

Rosette: When we gonna hook up?

Quincy: Never.

 

 

 

 

You will love me!!!

 

 

 

 

Layla: You jerk! I thought you liked me!

Quincy: I do. Can I have both?

Layla: No!

 

 

 

 

I’m in labor everyone! Now freak out!

 

 

 

 

 

Only Arna freaks out.

 

 

 

 

AAAAAHHHHHH CHILDBIRTH!

 

 

 

 

Carrie & Seth had a daughter named Cali

 

 

 

 

Cutie.

 

 

 

 

This could be anyone.

 

 

 

 

Borage: I think you need some magic.

Lucille: Maybe I do.

 

 

 

 

Dusty: You slut! I thought your lover was Dragan. This punk doesn’t look like Dragan.

Borage: All the ladies want this genie dick, fairy hick.

Lucille: I think he’s hot.

 

 

 

 

They were right about the snowcones!

 

 

 

 

Malix: Silly face!

Selene: He he he!

 

 

 

 

I guess Malix is done with Isela this time.

 

 

 

 

Isela: The baby is coming!

Borage: Who the daddy?

Isela: I dunno!

 

 

 

No idea who’s in there.

 

 

 

 

Malix & Selene

 

 

 

 

Isela & Borage had a genie son named Isaiah.

 

 

 

 

Lucille is pregnant. The daddy could be anyone LOL

 

 

 

 

Cali doesn’t like Bonehilda, the only one who takes care of her.

Camp Tigo 2: Day 4

Anson: Comfortable?

Isela: Yep.

Anson: Watch out for triggers.

Isela: Racist..

Anson: I said TRIGGERS.

 

 

 

I love cake.

 

 

 

 

Kiki: You assholes, go somewhere else to go eat your snowcones.

Dragan: The snowcones makes us cold so we eat them in the sauna.

Dusty: Yeah, I don’t wanna freeze my sparklenuts off.

Kiki: I’m gonna kick you in your sparklenuts if you don’t move.

 

 

 

 

I rather be smoking so pot instead of this shit…

 

 

 

 

I think you’re done eating to meat off of you, stupid!

 

 

 

I think it would be hot it I use honey as lube. Good idea, I know Mary. Shut up Sid, this is a great idea, Mary said so. Whatcha think, Snuffles? Snuffles? I think Snuffles is ignoring me now.

 

 

 

Arna: We can be vampire buddies.

Malix: I’m already Quincy’s vampire buddy.

Arna: You can have more than one.

Seth: Gay vampires…

 

 

 

I’m touching her hand.. I bet I can get her to touch my genie dick.

 

 

 

 

Wanna see and touch my amazing genie dick?

 

 

 

 

Lucille: Yes.

Borage: And they say my pick up lines wouldn’t work.

 

 

 

 

Kiki: Bitch I know you ain’t talkin’ to my genie!

Lucille: Your genie? You don’t even like him yet.

Kiki: So! He’s still mine! He gonna be my baby daddy back in the Montigo universe so fuck off!

Lucille: Whatevs.. I do what I want.

Borage: This is hot.

 

 

 

Lucille: Eat a balloon!

Kiki: Bitch if you get my hair wet, I will straight cut you! This is a fresh relaxer in my hair!

 

 

 

Quincy: Anyone wanna play with me?

Malix: Were busy watching the naked red girl.

Quincy: Oh.

 

 

 

Isela: Why are you way over there? Come closer.

Borage: You’re fertile, that’s why.

Isela: So are you.

Borage: Yeah that’s right.

 

 

 

Borage: Is this better?

Isela: Much better.

Borage: Wanna feel the magic?

Isela: Yeah.

Borage: Just put your on hand on it.

Isela: I am already.

 

 

 

I hope I’m getting my sexy Borage’s attention! We got different moms so it’s cool.

 

 

 

Tonight’s special! My magic stick!

 

 

 

Isela: Quincy, look!

Quincy: I’m busy.

Isela: Doing what?

Quincy: Jerking off.

 

 

 

WHY IS EVERYONE NAKED??!!!

 

 

 

Seth: Don’t look.

Quincy: My Quincy cream is floating around in the water.

Seth: Your what?!

 

 

 

Rosette: I got witch powers! I get to fuck shit up.

Carrie: Crap! Who allowed this??!!!

 

 

 

Kiki: I love all of the fat on your body.

Anson: You need a tic tac.

 

 

 

Dusty: I think you’re hot. Let’s be lovers.

Quincy: Okay.

 

 

 

Kiki: Kiss me Rose. Maybe Anson will want me.

Rosette: Whatevs..

Anson: That’s hot.

 

 

 

Anson: Seeing you with another girl makes me want you.

Kiki: It worked, I don’t need you anymore Rose.

Rosette: Bitch.. I was enjoying it.

 

 

 

That’s hot.

 

 

 

Carrie: I want you.

Seth: Why me? Why do I get the crazy chick?

 

 

 

Anson & Kiki

 

 

 

Kiki: Bitch if I catch you talking to my genie one more time!

Lucille: What is your deal?!

Borage: This is so hot.

Malix: This chicks must be dead brain if they have any interest in you, cuz.

 

 

 

Lucille: You’re cute when you’re mad. Let’s be lesbo lovers.

Kiki: Just stay away from my genie.

 

 

 

Anson: I saw you with Lucille. I’m even more turned on.

Rosette: Why am I not getting any lovings?

 

 

 

Carrie: C’mon Seth, let’s get freaky in the photo booth.

Seth: I am busy.

Carrie: Doing what? You need to be doing me.

Seth: I see something.

 

 

You didn’t see shit.

 

 

 

 

Malix: I like those disco panties on you.

Isela: I like everything on you.

 

 

 

What’s happening to me???

 

 

 

 

Orion, first Camp Tigo 2 baby

 

 

 

 

What a cute baby. The dance floor isn’t a safe place for a baby.

 

 

 

Really? You put me in baby jail? I hate you.

Camp Tigo 2: Day 3

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Lucille: I’m gonna be the best golfer ever. Better than Tiger Woods!

 

 

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Lucille: Maybe not…

 

 

 

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Rosette: RUN FOR YOUR SORRY LIVES! THERE’S A BONEY BITCH WASHING THE DISHES!

Anson: And how is that a bad thing?

 

 

 

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Dusty: If you wanted to see me naked, just ask. Don’t go stealing my clothes.

 

 

 

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Anson: Whoa! Floating jellybeans.

 

 

 

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Anson: WAIT! NO! I DON’T WANNA BE FAT!

 

 

 

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Bonehilda: Y’all ready for some funky beats?

Seth: Shut that mess up.

Kiki: Bitch we trynna sleep here.

Carrie: Has anyone seen Anson?

 

 

 

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Anson: I gotta facebook this.

“I just got abducted by aliens LOL”

 

 

 

 

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Borage: Where’s your snow cone at?

Dragan: This is the snow cone couch. You can only sit here if you have a snow cone.

Dusty: I finished mines.

Borage: Then you gotta go.

Dusty: I hate you both.

Dragan: I like rainbows. They are pretty like flowers.

 

 

 

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Borage: What the fuck happen to you?

Dragan: Please help…

 

 

 

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Arna: I shine like a disco ball. Haters are gonna hate.

 

 

 

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Carrie: I saw a video once of a girl shooting ping pong balls out her vag. That was cool. I think I should give it a try. Wanna watch.

Borage: Be real still so I can hit you.

 

 

 

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Dragan: Is this thing working? Testing, testing 1 2 3.

Isela: What are you gonna rant about now?

 

 

 

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Dragan: Isela, my love for you burns like a thousand suns. When you’re away, I miss you like the desert misses the rain.

Isela: Who gave him the megaphone?

Quincy: Hey I want one of those too.

 

 

 

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Kiki: I’ll be taking this. I need it.

 

 

 

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Quincy: I would say something but then I would be a racist…

 

 

 

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Kiki: Check out this bear I just stole.

Lucille: Hi bear, aren’t you cute.

 

 

 

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Lucille: Yes I’ll marry you, vampire bear. I’ll love you for ever and ever.

Kiki: Bitch, did you forget to  take your meds this morning?

 

 

 

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Lucille: I gotta get ready for my wedding. Eh.. I look good enough. BLLEEEEEEH!

 

 

 

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Bonehilda: Ironically I died in car crash after getting wasted at the club. I don’t learn, ever.

 

 

 

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Dragan: If we stick together then we won’t fall.

Isela: I’m half rendered!

Rosette: My skates are invisible. Awesome!

 

 

 

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Isela: I’m falling! Catch me Rose!

Rosette: I’m not breaking a nail! Catch yourself!

 

 

 

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Borage: Ready to get beat?

Malix: If you win that means you must of sucked a lot of dick.

Arna: I’m just happy these are free.

 

 

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Borage: Victory is mine! I won.

Malix: Yeah cause you’re great cocksucker.

Borage: Hate on hater.

Arna: Guys.. choking here.

 

 

 

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Arna: I just beat you Malix.

Malix: You both are gay.

Borage: I’m bored now, hurry up cuz.

 

 

 

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Lucille: Let’s spin, it will be fun.

Rosette: If I fall, I’m gonna cut you in your sleep.

 

 

 

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Lucille: Ouch, that hurts.

Rosette: I’m broken! Liam won’t love me now!

Lucille: Who’s that?

 

 

 

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Seth: I hope no one is watching. What is that awful smell?

 

 

 

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Borage: watch me some something so awesome.

 

 

 

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Lame

Borage: Well you’re just a hater!

 

 

 

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Borage: C’mon cuz, let’s skate together.

Malix: I don’t wanna.

 

 

 

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Malix: My ass! My beautiful sexy ass! Ouch!

Borage: You have no right to cry like a bitch! Try passing 7 babies out your ass then complain, asshole!

Malix: You had butt babies ha ha ha!

Borage: Shut up! Your wife is dead.

Malix: Low blow, cuz…

 

 

 

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Borage: Let’s try again.

Malix: I better not fall again.

Borage: Don’t worry, I got you.

 

 

 

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Malix: I hate you.

Borage: Your sissy girly hair was in the way. Isn’t it time for a hair cut?

 

 

 

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Seth: Those idiot humans were right. These are quite good.

 

 

 

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Quincy: I wonder if this will turn my pee into rainbow colors.

 

 

 

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Carrie: I’m lonely kitty plant. Where is everyone?

 

 

 

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Anson: I’m gonna make the sky all pretty. Maybe this will get Kiki’s attention.

 

 

 

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Lucille: Skate with me Seth.

Seth: I don’t want to skate with you. You disgust me.

Rosette: I wanted to skate with him! I remember he said he would make me live forever if I marry my Liam boo.

 

 

 

 

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Seth: Curse you vile woman!

Lucille: My bad! We still cool?

 

 

 

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Kiki: It’s my turn to skate with you.

Malix: I really don’t want to. I don’t wanna bust my ass again.

 

 

 

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Malix: MY ASS!

Kiki: Can I massage it?

Malix: No, you can kiss it.

 

 

 

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Isela: I really shouldn’t skate with you. I heard you’re bad luck.

Lucille: No I’m not.

 

 

 

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Lucille: Hey you’re not wearing any panties.

Isela: Easy access, ya know.

 

 

 

 

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Rosette: I wished that I never skated you with.

Seth: Won’t you hussies let me be!

 

 

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Quincy: Since we are vampire buddies, we should skate.

Malix: I don’t want to. I keep falling on my precious ass.

 

 

 

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Dusty: I hate this..

Dragan: I blame Lucille, she cursed this rink.

 

 

 

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Malix: My ass hurts so bad. I will never convince another female to do anal ever again. This is painful.

Quincy: Use extra lube, bro.

Camp Tigo 2: Day 2

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Carrie: I’m getting some honey for my hunny Borage since he’s so hot.

He’s your brother.

Carrie: Even in this universe? It shouldn’t matter anyway. He’s still my hunny bear sweetie pie boo thang.

He’s still your brother.

Carrie: I’m not listening to you. Na na na na na na na na na. I don’t like this new voice.

 

 

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Random sim shows up.

 

 

 

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Terrible mother: Here son, sit here so we can watch this meteor hit us.

 

 

 

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First Camp Tigo death

 

 

 

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Toddler: Mama?

 

 

 

 

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Quincy: Isela! I think one of your kids is here!

 

 

 

 

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Arna: OMG  YOU’RE UNRENDERED! WERE ALL GONNA DIE!

Borage: Calm down you Prince reject, looking like from the purple rain video.

 

 

 

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Carrie: Why can’t I love on my hunny boo half brother?! I wanna touch his hot body!

 

 

 

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Quincy: OH NO! CARRIE IS MAD AND RED! SOMEONE MUST OF DUMPED PIG’S BLOOD ON HER!

Malix: SHE’S GONNA KILL US ALL LIKE IN THE MOVIE!

Dragan: You idiots.. she was born red.

 

 

 

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Isela: Look guys, I have a chocolate beard!

Rosette: You’re stupid.

Quincy: I don’t know what I’m looking at.

 

 

 

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Carrie: I still think you’re hot and sexy. I wanna touch all over your sexy body. Did your aunt bring the roofies?

Borage: I’m sleeping with one eye opened tonight.

 

 

 

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Quincy: I’m in so many stories, I’m gonna be famous like a movie star.

 

 

 

 

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Malix: BLEH!

Quincy: Malix! Were vampire buddies! Were suppose to stick together! Don’t be scaring me. Not cool man.

Malix: Suck it.

Quincy: I suck blood so what are you implying?

Malix: My dick.

 

 

 

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Rosette: That llama guy is kinda sexy. I wanna do him and love on his furry body.

 

 

 

 

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Llama guy: I’m outta here!

 

 

 

 

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Rosette: What the hell are you wearing? Your duckie undies makes you look gay.

Borage: Shut up hozilla. I’m still big pimpin’.

 

 

 

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Rosette: You know what be more funnier? If all the guys wore pink cheetah print undies like me.

Borage: Don’t get the writer any more ideas so shut your cock sucker!

Rosette: Just a thought.

Borage: Keep your thoughts to yourself!

 

 

 

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Dragan: I don’t like my duckie undies. Change them now.

That’s too bad cause all of the men are wearing them unless you rather wear pink cheetah print undies?

Dragan: Never mind….

 

 

 

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Lucille: This bouncy thing is so fun! Wheeeeeeee! I’m flying!

Dusty: Help! There’s a cup chasing me!

Lucille: Where?

Dusty: It’s invisible!

 

 

 

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Rosette: You’re so close to me. Ready to make out?

Malix: For the last time. We are cousins!

Rosette: You were kidnapped and adopted anyway!

 

 

 

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Malix: Whatever. Let’s gossip about people we don’t know.

Carrie: I’m stealth like a ninja kitty. No one can see me as I steal these clothes.

 

 

 

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Rosette: I don’t wanna. I wanna make out.

Malix: You can’t make out with your cousin!

Carrie: Don’t mind me guys. I’m doing nothing.

 

 

 

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Carrie: I these are Borage’s clothes. He’ll be force to be naked and then I can that sexy body of his.

 

 

 

 

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Carrie: Hi new girl who watches me pee. I think you’re pretty sexy too.

Lucille: I think you’re kinda hot too. Why are you red?

Carrie: Why is your hair red?

 

 

 

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Carrie: You’re gonna lose, Quincy. No one is on your team.

Quincy: I have my vampire buddy Malix. DAMN IT! Where did he go?

 

 

 

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Dragan: I wanna stab someone!

 

 

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Dragan: Cause all of you are fake ass bitches behind masks!

 

 

 

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Seth: And I told her, bitch you better get on the broom and fly away.

Kiki: Really?

 

 

 

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Kiki: Let’s get to the point. We should date.

Seth: No.

 

 

 

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Seth: I told you no! Don’t be putting your nasty lips on me!

Kiki: Why are you so angry? You need to get laid and I’m trying to help!

 

 

 

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Carrie: Wanna be friends, Mr. Mirror man?

Mirror man: No.

 

 

 

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Dusty: I wonder which fine lady is gonna join me first. I hope it’s the hot red head.

 

 

 

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Borage: Why is everyone standing there, watching me?

Isela: Waiting to see if you’re gonna get naked like you always do.

Kiki: Yeah, remove the clothes.

Borage: Wait.. it’s coming.

 

 

 

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Seth: You’re as crazy as Carrie. Why aren’t you both been committed yet?

Rosette: I’m not crazy you asshole!

 

 

 

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Seth: You are kinda hot tho.

Rosette: I know but this hot body is for Liam only.

 

 

 

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Rosette: What.. the.. Why? You kissed me…

Seth: You like it?

 

 

 

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Rosette: No I don’t like it you asshole! You’re making me cheat on my boo love, Liam!

Seth: Damn girl, you trippin’.

Camp Tigo 2: Day 1

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Seth: There’s something over there that I can’t help but stare at all creepy like.

 

 

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DAT ASS

 

 

 

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Quincy: That diamond is HUGE. I want one. C’mere huge diamond!

 

 

 

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Dragan: Why am I here? I need to get to class soon! Oh dear!

 

 

 

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Seth: I think I’ll toss some dollars on that chick. I’M RICH,  BITCH! Why can’t I stop staring at her booty.

 

 

 

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Malix: Hmm.. New file, new story? I want to be something different this time. I think I shall be the French Tickler.

 

 

 

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Borage: I think I’m gonna put a baby in all of these ladies. I’m pretty sure my slutty aunt is gonna have 20 babies.

Rosette: I hope your dick falls off.

Borage: I hope you warn everyone about your coochie diseases.

 

 

 

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Seth: Watch me crank it, watch me roll. Watch me crank dat, Set Tombs. Then superman dat ohhhhhhhhhhh!

 

 

 

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Seth: It’s not what it looks like. I am not having fun nor enjoying myself.

 

 

 

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Quincy: Hey why isn’t anyone watching me drop these hot beats?

Malix: CAUSE YOU SUCK! Let a real DJ show you how it’s done.

Quincy: Who are you?

Malix: DJ Lix from the L.P. I get bitches.

 

 

 

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Quincy: You’re a hata! I can get bitches.

Quincy: Hey where did you go?

 

 

 

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Malix: Really? This is how high I can go? Lame.. good thing that we didn’t pay for this. But I’m still not amused by this.

 

 

 

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Malix: Since I’m up here, I guess I shall do my Montigo thing. I may be the one sane Montigo here but I must keep my image.

 

 

 

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Malix: I must have a drink at a random time of the day. Wait. Why is it invisible?

 

 

 

 

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Malix: I don’t care if my drink is invisible. I shall enjoy it.

 

 

 

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Malix: Now this is the good stuff. Invisichampange. Zero calories, I will keep my girlish figure after all.

 

 

 

 

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Quincy: Hey BMG, whatcha think about my sweet DJ skillz? Hot, right?

 

 

 

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Borage: You suck. Too main gain, not enough bass. You’re train wrecking! You can’t beat match for shit!  Just hit sync!

Kikiontae: I think he’s pretty hot.

Borage: I think you’re just a hood rat ho trynna get on his dick.

Kikiontae: So….

 

 

 

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Isela: Let’s all bob for apples.

Carrie: So were not making apple juice?

Isela: Huh? No…

Carrie: The voices said we should make apple juice.

Anson: I have a husband back in my file so I’ll be pretty good at this.

Dragan: We don’t care. I think flowers are pretty tho.

Isela: Can we start now?

 

 

 

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Isela: 1…2….3… GO!

Carrie: Dragan! You’re on my team! Why aren’t you bobbing?

Dragan: I don’t wanna look gay.

Carrie: The voices told me to choke you if you don’t start helping me win!

 

 

 

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Dragan: I still think flowers look pretty.

 

 

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Isela: I’m so gonna win this!

Carrie: No! Dragan and I are gonna win!

Isela: Ouch my head!

Carrie: Ha ha!

Anson: This is too easy.

Dragan: Do I look gay by doing this?

 

 

 

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Carrie: Look Dragan! Were winning! The voices will be pleased!

Anson: Does the voices also tell you to shut up?

 

 

 

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Dragan: Do I look like a cooked pig with this apple in my mouth?

Anson: This pose looks like a invisiblowjob.

Isela: LOL

 

 

 

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Carrie: Now I look like a cooked pig. Oink, oink!

 

 

 

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Seth: I don’t know why I am even here! I was not having fun! I don’t care what it looks like.

 

 

 

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Seth: I am the God of EVIL! I do not smile! I do not have fun! I do evil things!

You need to get laid more often.

Seth: WHO SAID THAT?!

 

 

 

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Quincy: Just call me DJ Glovez! I wear em cause germs are EVERYWHERE!

 

 

 

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Layla: Hey Borage, you should let me come over to your house after this. I’ll clean it for you.

Kikiontae: No you should let me come to your house. I can cook for you.

Borage: Why do I have this feeling that both of you crazy fairies are gonna end up my house just to leave a baby there, after this.

 

 

 

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Borage: You 2 dance like drunk white girls. Lemme show you how it’s done.

Layla: What? We have alcohol? This is my song!

 

 

 

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Borage: This is how you do the Harlem Shake!

Kikiontae: No, it’s like this! You gotta get low with it.

Layla: My feet are stuck.

 

 

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Layla: I like your sexy dance moves. We should hook up.

Borage: I think we should. I never banged a fairy before.

 

 

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Kikiontae: Borage you should get freaky with me. I’m a Ghetto Fairy. We know how to fuck.

Borage: Okay, I’m down.

Layla: Hey! I’m pretty good myself!

Borage: Threesome?

 

 

 

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Carrie: The voices and I feel like dancing.

Rosette: You bitches can’t dance good like me.

Kikiontae: Bring it ho.

Anson: I’m not sure if I should be over here.

Layla: I just learned a recipe!

 

 

 

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Isela: Borage, you’re sexy. We should do it.

Borage: I knew you would fine me hot. We can do it anytime.

Rosette: Slut.

Layla: Why do my feet keep getting stuck?

 

 

 

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Carrie: Borage! I think you’re hot!

Borage: Wait… aren’t you my half sister? Someone forgot to set the relations!

Carrie: The voices think you’re hot.

 

 

 

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Borage: I can feel the rhythm!

Rosette: You can feel my hand upside your head.

Layla: I can feel that my feet are still stuck on the floor.

 

 

 

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Rosette: Hey guy with a black hair. You’re the closet that I have to Liam. I think you should be mine.

Anson: Um.. okay. I think you’re pretty hot.

Borage: Pop, pop, pop dat ass.

Carrie: I still think my half brother is hot.

 

 

 

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Rosette: Never mind. You can’t have my love. My love is for Liam only!

Anson: Ouch…

Carrie: Hey I remember you! You’re daddy’s stalker!

Rosette: I am his lover. Get it right, bitch!

 

 

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Anson: Hey Kiki, I think you’re pretty. Please don’t reject my love.

Kikiontae: I think you’re a hot white boy. I want your loving.

Layla: Can someone help me? I can’t get unstuck!

Carrie: Now my feet are stuck!

 

 

 

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Carrie: Anson, since you’re not my half brother. I think you’re hot!

Anson: I think you’re hot too.

Layla: Well I think you’re hot too Anson.

Borage: Hey I thought you ladies found me hot?

Seth: Shit.. I’ve been teleported here.

 

 

 

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Isela: Dragan, you know that I find you hot. Let’s make more babies.

Dragan: Maybe but let’s go pick flowers together. I think flowers are lovely.

 

 

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Malix: Well I’m here now. Can any of the vampires get some love too?

Seth: You look ridiculous, Kiki.

Kikiontae: Really? That doesn’t stop you from checking out my ass.

Borage: MAKIN’ MONEY AT THE DESK!

Malix: You’re a idiot, cuz.

Carrie: I’m stuck, guys!

Layla: I know right!

 

 

 

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Malix: Seriously, ladies. Don’t you want some of this vampire loving?

Layla: Huh?

 

 

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Rosette: Hey incognegro! Come join us!

Malix: Don’t anyone find me hot?

Borage: What’s that over there? That better not be my wife…

 

 

 

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Seth: I’m thinking………………………….. No.

 

 

 

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Isela: Don’t be a buzzkill, Seth. Have some fun!

Anson: I like the way you shake your ass.

Isela: I thought you had a husband.

 

 

 

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Borage: Check out this move. I call it the- …Ouch my nuts!

Malix: That sounds stupid.

Layla: Seriously people. I need a little help here.

Party Montigo: Chapter 14, The Plan, The Exit

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“Being faithful.. This is starting to get boring now…”

“I can hear you talking in your sleep, Zinnia.”

 

 

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“You still love me right? I know I put on some weight but we can still get married.”

“I can’t marry you Liam! You’re so fat! How can you find your dick with all that fat in the way?”

 

 

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“It’s just a nightmare.. I can feel your sexy warm body next to mines Liam….”

 

 

“Shit! You’re not my sexy Liam! No wonder I have nightmares of my boo not being sexy! Finn ruins my dreams! I hate him.. I’m sleeping on the couch…”

 

 

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“Mr. Liam? How did you get outside! OUCH!”

 

 

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I’m changing your name to Mr.Finn cause you’re a asshole! I hate you, you stupid bird!”

 

 

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“I’m going to miss that stupid bird.. Goodbye Mr.Liam.. you asshole!”

 

 

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“I’m gonna write mah boo a love letter. I could just email him but he blocked me.”

 

 

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“Dear sexy man of MINES, I love you. Be mines or else….”

 

 

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“You better not have any hos all up in your house gettin’ any lovin’ from you or I will get straight up hood on your ass. Don’t break my heart boo. I’m your ride or die bitch – Love, Rosette.”

 

 

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“Hey are these mics working?”

“Mine is, I muted yours, Zin.”

“Hey! That’s not fair!”

“You sound terrible, just saying.”

 

 

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♫ Baby it’s yours. All yours If you want it tonight. Just come through my door. Take off my clothes. And turn on the red light. ♫

 

 

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“What the fuck you think you’re doing Zion? Bad karaoke is me and Zin’s thing!”

“Possessive much? She’s my sister too. We can sing together too.”

“Yeah, Rose.. Shouldn’t you be busy being possessive of Liam or something?”

“He isn’t here! And your MY sister! Were suppose to have bad karaoke!”

“You don’t own her Rose! Go spend time with your daughters and son or something! Or go stalk Liam!”

“You both are gay!”

“Um.. okay..”

 

 

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“I wonder about this Liam guy that mom is so interest about. Judging by the photos she has of him naked in the bathroom, he’s easy on the eyes.”

 

 

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“I think I will have this man too! Now if mom can get him to return here then I will conceive a baby with him! I know mom won’t approve but I don’t give a fuck. That is my plan!”

 

 

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“I’m very pleased with the results of my surgery on my nose. I usually don’t agree on having plastic surgery but I felt being born with my father’s nose gave me a disadvantage with the ladies. I wonder if my family will notice the change.”

 

 

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“Whoa GL, what happen to your nose? You actually look good. I thought you were too bougie for plastic surgery.” 

 

 

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“I never said I was too good for such a thing. Thank you for the compliment. I’m quite pleased with the results. Although I hate to change what I was born with, I felt this change would help my chances in courting a nice lady and hopefully I shall marry soon.” 

 

 

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“Right.. I think the only type of person you’ll attract is a man named Bob who wears pink tights..”

 

 

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“I’m thinking of surgery too. I want to look like mom… For Gelman…”

 

 

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“Bitch, I don’t want you looking like me.. Gelman? I know you ain’t talking about MAH BOO! Keep your skank hands him!”

 

 

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“Too late mom.. I look like you BY THE POWER OF NRAAS MASTER CONTROLLER!”

 

 

 

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“There was once a beautiful princess who lived in a castles far, far away…”

 

 

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“That’s cool and all but I have a serious question, Grandpa. Am I going to be stupid like my parents and older siblings?”

 

 

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“That’s funny that you asked that. I have faith that you’ll be just fine, Fifi. You have Grandmama and I in your life, so you don’t have to worry about growing up and being like the others. You know your mother wasn’t always dumb. She was once a genius like you when she was young. She wanted a sister so bad and she cloned herself. Something went wrong in the cloning process and she wasn’t so smart anymore. Now we have Rosette. We loved her like she was our child too. She may be a headache at times but we love her. “

 

 

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“I was getting worried there.  I thought I had to start drinking and be stupid to fit in. That’s good to know.”

 

 

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“Don’t worry your pretty little head. Not all of the Montigos are idiots, just Zinnia, Rosette and most of their kids. Now get some sleep.”

 

 

 

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“This sauna is nice, GB.”

“I guess so.. It’s odd steaming in here with you Max.”

“Why?”

“You have a boner.”

 

 

 

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“You suddenly look attractive.. I can’t help it that you look hot now. You’re like Zin and Rose but with blonde hair. That’s hot.”

 

 

 

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“Um thanks.. That’s kinda creepy ya know. Aren’t you my uncle or something.”

 

 

 

“I’m just your uncle by marriage.. It’s not like were blood related or anything. You just make me feel weird now..”

 

 

 

DAT ASS

 

 

 

“Don’t leave GB, come sit with me a little longer.”

“Um.. okay.”

 

 

“Since I’m not blood related to you.. And I never fucked a fairy. Wanna do it?”

“..I dunno.. I’m kinda saving myself for Gelman.”

“That Liam douche? I can’t stand him. What’s so great about him? He got my wife pregnant and left me to raise his idiot twins. Besides, Liam doesn’t like virgins.”

“He doesn’t?”

“No, he doesn’t.. So if you save yourself for him.. He doesn’t want you. Ya know.. I like virgins.”

“Really?”

“Yeah I really like them.”

“I guess you can have me then.”

“That would be awesome.”

 

 

 

“Mmm.. this is nice. Fairies are hot!”

 

 

“Are you sure about this?”

“Yes if Gelman doesn’t like virgins.”

“Okay, well I’ll be gentle.”

“Don’t do that.. Be as rough as possible.”

“Right.. you’re a child of Rosette’s.. Go figure.”

 

 

“YES YES YES YES! HARDER MAX! I KNOW YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS YOU PRICK! MAKE ME BLEED!”

“ARE YOU SURE YOU’RE A VIRGIN???!  YOU FREAK!!! I’M GOING AS FAST AS I CAN!”

“IF YOU WEREN’T SO FAT YOU COULD GO FASTER! HARDER! YES YES! HARDER! BETTER! STRONGER! WERK IT!”

“I’M TRYING YOU PSYCHO!!!!!”

 

 

“I have this burning desire to steal Max’s clothes. I can’t help myself for I have a evil trait and must do evil shit!”

 

 

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“HEY! Somebody took my clothes! That’s not funny guys!”

 

 

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“Hey guys, I’m not a virgin anymore.”

“Um okay.”

“Oh my dear sister! How come you could just your precious gift away just like that. I am displeased with your decision, young lady!”

“You’re so gay GL! Everyone has sex now. I guess you’re saving yourself for marriage?”

“Why yes I am, dear sister. I will not just give away my precious gift like some tart!”

“So gay GL! You’re a Montigo, just put out!”

“I will certainly not! Shame on you GB for doing so!”

“GL, I find it hard to believe you’re a child of Rosette.”

“I get that a lot Uncle Zion but I am indeed the son of Rosette Montigo. I know it’s hard to believe.”

“It’s hard to believe to that you’re straight, GL.”

“I’ve heard enough from you, GB. I can assure you that I am Heterosexual and secured with that matter. Why does me being a Homosexual bother you so much, dear sister?”

“You’re gaaaaaaaay!” 

 

 

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“Oh dear! A spider! The bugger had gave me quite a fright!”

 

 

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“Keep acting and talking like GL, you’ll end up with a boyfriend.”

 

 

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“Zin, when are we going to Liam? I know my boo honey is waiting for me! He’s missing my loving that I got to give him!”

 

 

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“You’re going to see dad? I wanna go!”

 

 

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“Rose you idiot! You weren’t suppose to let Tini know about our plan to see Liam. You can’t go Tini.. and don’t tell your grandparents about this or I’ll beat your face in!”

“My bad, keep your cocksucker close Tini. We gotta make more babies with your daddy.”

“Oh okay.. Tell daddy I said hi.”

 

 

 

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“Ugh! I keep throwing up! I hope this doesn’t mean what I think it means…”

 

 

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“Max, why are you walking around in a towel?”

“Someone took my clothes.”

“Then go up stairs and put some other clothes on dumb ass!”

“Maybe I like wearing towel, Zin.”

“I can see your balls, Uncle Max.”

“Then STOP looking then, Tini.”

“Eww Max! Our kid don’t need that! Fifi can walk in here at anytime!”

 

 

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“I don’t understand why we have to do all this school work. I just gonna be like mommy. I wanna be a party girl and chase boys and stalk them.”

 

 

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“We have to be better than our parents Taco! That’s why we live here with our grandparents. Were gonna go to college and stuff. We’ll be better than our dumb parents. There’s nothing good about being a stalker party girl like mommy.”

 

 

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“You’re such a nerd Fajita! I don’t care whatcha say. I’m gonna be a party girl cause I think it’s cool and stuff. You can be a nerd with no friends but I’m gonna be cool with friends.”

 

 

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“Girls, stop whining and do your homework. None of you will be like your mothers. I will make sure of it.”

 

 

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“I talked to my big brother Borage and he said when I get older I can move to Starlight Shores and DJ at the club he DJs at. I think I rather be a singer but that would so cool living in Starlight Shore with Borage. He’s cool!”

 

 

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“There is no way I will allow you to move away and live with Borage. Out of your 4 brothers, Borage is the worst of them all. You’re staying here, Fiona.”

“But grandpa…”

“No buts! We won’t allow it, young lady.”

 

 

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“I’m afraid it’s true! That’s pregnant with my cousin-child!”

 

 

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“This ruins my plans to carry a Gelman baby! I wanted a Gelman baby to be my first!”

 

 

“Dear boo love, I’m coming again to have babies! I know you miss me…”

“Mom! I have something to tell you!”

“Shut up bitch! Don’t you see I’m busy writing a letter to my love! I don’t care what you have to say!”

“But it’s important. It’s about babies.”

“Babies are gross and annoying!”

“But mom…”

“Fuck off! I gotta finish!”

 

 

“I miss carrying little Liam babies in me even if they are spawns of Satan.”

“Speaking of carrying little babies, mom…..”

“I don’t care, GB! I’m having a moment here!”

“Yeah.. a moment of crazy..”

 

 

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“You know I hate these Kids pop songs, Fifi.”

“What do you wanna sing then, mommy?”

“Pussy Ride by DJ Funk. That’s my song!”

“But mommy! I’m only 12! I can’t sing something like that.”

“I sang that to Celsia and Erica as babies. They turned out fine.”

 

 

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♫ I don’t want no scrub. A scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me. Hanging out the passenger side. Of his best friend’s ride. Trying to holler at me! ♫

 

 

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“I’m amazed how my eyes can roll back like this!”

 

 

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“What the fuck is that? Is it Christmas?”

 

 

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“HEY! STOP IT! I DON’T WANNA GO UNLESS YOU’RE TAKING ME TO LIAM’S!”

 

 

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“It’s quiet around here.. I wonder where Rose went. I really don’t care. I guess I should call Borage and see how many grandkids I have now. I bet I have like 20 by now. I raised a idiot.” *sighs*

 

 

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“Thank you.”

“Fuck you, old ass alien! I said take me to Twinbrook! This ain’t no Twinbrook dumb ass!”

“Twinbrook, no. You, Sunlit Tides.”

“I don’t give a fuck, freakazoid! Teleport me to my boo’s house! You said If I agreed to have kinky alien sex with you, you’ll take me to Liam’s!”

“Me lied.”

“You asshole!”

“You easy.”

“UGH! I HATE YOU!”

 

 

 

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“That umbrella makes you look gaaaaaaaaay!”

 

 

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“Oh no.. What if Liam’s see those pics of the freaky alien sex I had with that old ass alien… then he won’t love me!”

 

 

 

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“Yay rain puddle!”

 

 

 

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“Thank goodness that pregnancy test said no! No freaky old green alien baby. Now Liam will never know about me cheating on him.”

 

 

 

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“But I miss my boo so much and I must see him soon! I can’t go on without seeing my love! It’s been so long since I last felt his touch. Damn it Zin! Why are we still here?! I’m about to die.”

 

 

 

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“When are we leaving to see my boo! I can’t live much longer without him. The baby test said no. So I’m good.”

 

 

 

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“Mine said no too, we can sneak out tonight. Don’t forget your ticket this time.”

“I won’t. My vag juices are flowing just knowing that I’ll see Liam soon.”

“Gross.”

 

 

 

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“Uncle Zion, don’t say anything but my mom and Aunt Zin are going to Twinbrook to have more babies with my daddy.”

“Don’t care, I’ll be happy to get a break from them..”

 

 

 

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“Wheeeeee! I’m free ballin’! I love just wearing a towel! The air feel nice on my balls!”

“PUT SOME CLOTHES ON DAMN IT!”

“No!”

 

 

 

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“Oh Liam my love! I am so sorry we had you wait so long for my love!”

“This is going to be a long flight.”

“Shut up Zin! We must hurry! My Liam needs me or he will die without my sweet loving!”

 

 

 

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“Hey little one. I tried to tell your bitch grandma about you but she wouldn’t listen. I guess we will tell your Uncle Dad then. My aunt is gonna be pissed. I don’t care because soon, you will have a Gelman sibling!”

 

 

 

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“And I will teach you both all kinds of evil! Muhahahahahaha!”

“Who are you talking to GB?”

 

 

 

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“I’m pregnant with your nephew-son or niece-daughter.”

“That’s awesome!”

 

 

 

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“I’m gonna be a Uncle daddy! That sounds awkward… It’s not GB is my blood niece or anything!”

 

 

 

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“Wheeeeeeeeeeee! Party Montigo fo’ life!”

Party Montigo: Chapter 13, We’re back!

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“What the hell are you wearing, GB? You look like slut!”

“A cheap slut or a expensive slut? This is a important question! I have to keep mom proud.”

“Doesn’t matter!!! Go put some pants on! You can’t walk around in your panties!”

“But daddy, these ARE shorts!” 

“Yeah, slut shorts!”

“Whatever…hater.”

 

 

 

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“I’m so tired of all of this moving! I wanted to stay in Moonlight Falls and play with the fairies.”

“Why couldn’t we move to Twinbrook, Zin? That’s where my boo lives. I don’t wanna live with mom and daddy!”

“Mom said we wanted us here cause we had more babies and were terrible parents.”

“What does she know? My kids are still alive, shouldn’t that count for something?”

 

 

 

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“Yes! We live near a beach.. Maybe I can drown my stupid cousins.” 

“Fifi, what are you talking about? Are you plotting evil again?” 

“Yay sand!” 

 

 

 

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“Taco.. the water just got warmer. Please tell me that you didn’t just pee?!”

“Maybe..”

“Eww you’re so gross! I’m telling mommy on you!”

“Go ahead.. Mommy doesn’t care.. She pees in the pool all the time anyway.”

 

 

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“Mommy?”

 

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“Um… mommy! Mommy! Hey mommy! Hey! Mommy?!”

 

 

 

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“What the hell do you want now Fifi? Can’t I just enjoy myself for once. I don’t need to actually be a “mommy” right now. Your Grandmama isn’t watching!”

“Hey Zin, I think I see a shark over there. I should tell Finn to swim towards the shark.”

 

 

 

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“What the fuck, Finn! Move! I’m nothing trying to couple skate with you! I’m only going to couple skate with my Liam and you ain’t so move your ass!”

“Ugh I hate that guy! You’re married to me and you still wanna claim him as yours! He doesn’t even like you!”

“Yes he does! In fact he loves me! He told me so, you can suck it!”

“When was this?”

“When he last fucked me. He told me that he loved me when we made sweet love!”

“No he does love fucking loose sluts! There’s a difference!”

“You’re just a hater and you just mad cause I don’t like you!”

“Fuck you!”

“No, fuck you!”

 

 

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“I told you to move out the way Finn!”

“I’m trying to avoid your skanky ass but your slut powers are pulling me in!”

“If I was such a skanky slut then why you keep fucking me?!”

“Maybe I like fucking my slut for a WIFE!”

“Well wanna go fuck then?”

“NO! You’re just gonna make me wear that stupid Liam mask again!”

“I just don’t like your face!”

 

 

 

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“Look mom, I can skate backwards now.”

“Oh you think you’re the shit now? You think you’re better than me?”

“No..”

“Bitch.”

 

 

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“This is how you do it! I’m better at this that you, Tini.”

“I guess so..”

“I think know! I gonna work my skating moves for my boo!”

“Daddy?”

“Who else you stupid bitch!”

 

 

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“Move bitches, sexy is coming.”

“Go away fat ass!”

“Watch it Uncle Max! You almost ran into me!”

“I told you hos to get out the way. I gotta make my grand appearance!”

“Nobody likes you fat ass! You’re not even a Montigo! Go away! This story is about ME!”

“It’s about us mom.”

“Shut your cocksucker, bitchtini!”

“What’s wrong with your neck, Rose?”

“What’s wrong with your face and fat ass, Max?!”

 

 

 

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“Hey! You’re not even skating, GL. That’s cheating!”

“I’m aware that I am not skating. I am Fae, I have no use for skates.”

“Then go away! You’re a show off.”

“How am I showing off, Uncle Maxwell?”

“You..just are!”

“Your argument is invalid. Have a good day, Uncle Maxwell.”

“How many times I told you to stop calling me MAXWELL! It’s just MAX!”

“My apologies, Uncle Maxwell.”

“Damn it, Ghetto Life!! STAHP!”

 

 

 

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“What’s your purpose of skating if you’re still gonna fly around in a circle?”

“It’s good exercise for my wings, mother.”

“That’s stupid! Go be a gay fairy boy something else.”

“Well mother, I am very happy to spend the day with my family. I believe by your comment you’re implying that I am a homosexual. I can assure dear mother, I am not. Although I am very secure with my sexual orientation. You should probably have your neck checked out. I have a list of doctors that I recommend.”

“Nobody asked you to be a smartass GL! Ain’t nobody got time for that!”

“Mother, Ain’t isn’t a word. I do believe you mean, Aren’t. Mother, you have horrific grammar.”

“SHUT YOUR COCK SUCKING MOUTH GL I DIDN’T ASK YOU TO BE MY ENGLISH TEACHER!”

 

 

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“I move and I still have the same job? How is this possible. I hate singing for idiots. I gotta drive this barbie car just to sing to a stupid vampire. Why are there vampires living where it’s always sunny? Idiots.”

 

 

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*sigh* “Where is that human at? I requested a cheer up song. I am sad. Andre and I aren’t getting along for unknown reasons.”

 

 

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“It’s almost time for me to go to work now.. in the kitchen.. like a woman. I’m a vampire, why am I cooking food when I don’t even eat it. I guess I needed the money. I’m sexy. I could be a stripper instead.”

 

 

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“Vampire, I’m here. Why did you have me to meet you in the graveyard. Weirdo. Ready for your cheer up song you creepy emo vamper?”

 

 

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“I have no idea of why I’m here with Quincy in this graveyard. Maybe cause Andre went ape shit at the house. Anyway, we gotta go to work now, human. You’re late. No money for you.”

 

 

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“Going to work now, all sad. I really needed that cheer up song. Maybe Andre and I can work things out.”

 

 

 

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“Stupid vampers wasting my time. I’m going home to fuck my slut wife.”

 

 

 

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“Okay Rosebud, don’t let go my hands. These old bones can’t take a fall.”

“I’m gonna put you in the home when you get all old and crust if we fall down, daddy! I gotta stay perfect for Liam!”

 

*falls*

 

 

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“Damn it daddy! I’m broken now! LIAM WON’T LOVE ME!”

“Rosebud sweetie, you seriously need to let go of this Liam guy. He doesn’t sound like he wants to be with you. You have that nice guy Finn whom you married.”

“Daddy! I don’t like Finn! You know I don’t like white boys!”

“Rosebud, isn’t Liam white?”

“SHUT UP DADDY! YOU DON’T KNOW NOTHING!”

 

 

 

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“C’mere stupid bird! I wanna be your friend.”

 

 

 

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“Don’t you try to bite me either or I’ll kick you in the nuts!”

 

 

 

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“See there dumb bird! We can best friends! I never had a pet before. Mama said I would kill it but she’s wrong!”

 

 

 

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“You’re so cute. I have the perfect name for you. I shall call you Mr. Liam! You like that name stupid bird?”

 

 

 

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“Then it’s settle, your name is Mr. Liam and I’m gonna love you forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever just like the real Liam. He’s your daddy!”

 

 

 

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“And if you ever leave me, Mr.Liam.. I will kill you, bake you and have you for dinner! NEVER LEAVE ME MR.LIAM!”

 

 

 

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“Mom has lost it.. She’s talking to a bird now.. I feel for that poor bird.”

 

 

 

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“Now I’m gonna teach you to take shits on Finn’s car because I hate him.”

 

 

 

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“See there’s Finn, go attack!”

 

 

 

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“I got you this tree house for you Mr. Liam. I hope you love it. It’s near my room so we’ll never be apart from each other.”

 

 

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“What the fuck you are looking at, Zion?”

 

 

 

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“Mama is going to be pissed that you brought in a bird into the house. She said you’re not allow to have any pets. You’re not responsible  You can’t even raise your kids right, that’s why you’re living here in the first place.”

 

 

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“Whatever! Those other kids are still alive I think. I’m going to have more with Liam and there’s nothing you can do about it! I’m keeping the bird. He’s my friend and you’re just jealous cause you’re a gay mama’s boy!”

 

 

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“OH NO! I just thought what if the real Liam gets jealous Mr. Liam?! He might not love me anymore and think I love Mr. Liam more! Maybe I shouldn’t keep the bird! But… they both LOVE me! What should I do!”

 

 

 

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“You’re a idiot. Go away.”

 

 

 

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“Pardon me, Glitter Bug but I quite don’t understand the game that you are playing. What are the rules and guidelines that I must oblige to before participate?”

 

 

 

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“Well you take this stick and then you knock over the trolls. Who knock over the most trolls, wins.”

 

 

 

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“That seems a bit childish I must say, knocking over trolls with a wooden stick. My apologies my dear sister, but I must pass on this game.”

 

 

 

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“Eh, you would suck at this game anyway.”

 

 

 

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“Hey Zin, got a sec? I gotta tell you something.”

“Sure… I was asleep..”

 

 

 

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“Hold up, I gotta take this call.”

“You woke me up and then ignore me to answer your phone? You stupid bitch.. You could of let me sleep if you were just gonna go do whatever. This better not be about Liam again.”

 

 

 

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“Hi Liam! I miss you so much boo! I can’t wait until we’ll finally in each arms again like were suppose to be! Did you miss me, my love?”

 

 

 

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“What do you mean, you meant to call Tini instead? That bitch is boring! Talk to me, boo! Don’t you love me anymore?”

“I’m getting sick of this Rose…”

“Shut up Zin! I’m talking to my love! You’re jealous cause he didn’t call you! …No no boo.. I was telling Zinnia that she’s a hater!”

 

 

 

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“Hey daddy.. I’m fine. How are you? How are you on the phone with me and mom at the same time?”

 

 

 

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“Oh yeah I forgot all about 3 way calling. I thought a 3 way calling was a 3 person orgasm when having a threesome.”

 

 

 

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“Well since mom wants to talk about how she’s better at sucking your dick than Aunt Zinnia.. I’m gonna hang up and let you two talk.”

 

 

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“I guess this place is okay. I wonder how many bodies can be hidden in the ocean.”

 

 

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“Since you are now our personal bartender, I want you to order a huge bag of roofies and put them in everyone’s drink. Don’t put them in my drink or I’ll kick your face in. We can be best friends.”

 

 

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“Ms. Rosette, I can’t do that. That is not right.”

 

 

 

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“I would like a drink. A roofie-free drink please. Tequila use to put those in my drinks. Those suck ass! So easy on the roofies, please.”

 

 

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“I don’t care what you can or can’t do. Order the fucking roofies cause I have big plans!”

 

 

 

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“And when Finn orders a drink, add poison to his.”

 

 

 

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“I don’t understand why stay married to Finn if you hate him so much.”

 

 

 

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“I married him because I was hoping it would make Liam jealous and he would come back and stop the wedding. He didn’t but I still married Finn only for available sex when Liam isn’t around. That’s the only reason why I married Finn. The sex is great but I hate his face. I make him wear a mask that looks like Liam’s face. Maybe I just make Finn start wearing Liam’s clothes, tan his skin and make him wear black wig.”

 

 

 

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“Wow mom… that’s kinda creepy. Seriously.”

 

 

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“Let’s dance!”

“It’s only early in the morning, I guess we can get our party on.”

 

 

 

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“You’re not a Montigo unless you start your day with drinking and dancing!”

“Yeah you said it mom!”

 

 

 

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“Do you have any idea what time it is? The music is too loud. It woke me up!”

 

 

 

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“We can’t tell time!”

 

 

 

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“Should I turn up the music even louder? I think the whole neighborhood should party with us!”

 

 

 

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“Hell yeah! It’s never too early or late to party with the Montigos!”

 

 

 

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“Are you 2 morons? It’s 7 in the fucking morning! NO ONE is wanting to party at this hour! Go to bed!”

 

 

 

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“Shut up Finn! Who cares what time it is. The only time I know is party time and sexy time!”

 

 

 

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“I’m….so…tired… Passing…out…now…”

 

 

 

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“ZzZzZzZZZZzZZzZzZzZzzZZzZzZZz”

 

 

 

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“Finn, passed out. Should we go help him?”

“No, keep dancing!”

 

 

 

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“We should check on him. He might be hurt.”

“I don’t care about Finn. I only care about my sexy Liam boo.”

 

 

 

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“Liam this, Liam that. I hate that fucking guy. If I see him again, I’m gonna punch him in his big Gelman nose!”

 

 

 

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“YOU BETTER NOT HURT MY LIAM OR I WILL KILL YOU! HOW DARE YOU THREATEN TO BREAK MY PERFECT BOO!”

 

 

 

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“I don’t understand why you’re so hung on this jerk! He doesn’t care about you! He’s just toying with you! He doesn’t love you. I love you! Why can’t you see that! I married you because.. I LOVE YOU ROSETTE RO’SHAYE MONTIGO!I know I say nasty things to you only cause you piss me off!”

 

 

 

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“I don’t give a fuck rather you love me or not! I DON’T love you Finn! In fact I HATE you! I hate everything about you! I hate your face! I hate your blonde hair! I hate your stupid job! And I hate your stupid kids that I had with you! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I only have love for Liam! Why can’t you see that!”

 

 

 

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“You don’t really mean that. You married me for reason… You had to love me at some point. Maybe you’ll love me again?”

 

 

 

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“I never loved you Finn. I only married you to make Liam jealous and get free sex from you. Now go put on your Liam mask. All this fighting made me horny.”

 

 

 

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“I want to know which idiot brought a bird into this house. I said no pets.”

 

 

 

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“I dunno… Don’t look at me.”

 

 

 

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“Rose, don’t even act like you don’t have anything to do with that. It has a sign that say, “Back off of Mr. Liam, bitches.””

 

 

 

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“Shut up you fucking asshole! Ugh I hate you so much you stupid tattle telling mama’s boy!”

 

 

 

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“Rosette Ro’Shaye! We do not use such language in this house, young lady! You have such a filthy mouth on you. I told you need to conduct yourself and act like a proper lady if you’re going to live under my roof.” 

 

 

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“Mama, I am a fucking lady! I gots class! Lots of it!” * belches loudly*

 

 

 

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“Gen, let Rosebud keep the bird. I think the bird is lovely and Rosebud seems to like the little fella too. She’s always wanted a pet since she was a little girl. I think our granddaughters would like the pet bird as well. They been asking about a puppy.”

 

 

 

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“These pancakes. These pancakes… are awesome! Gen can throw down on some pancakes!”

 

 

 

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“Rosette isn’t responsible often to care for a pet. She can barely care for own children. Our daughters are idiots, I couldn’t trust them to watch a glass of water. That filthy bird has to go at once. I cannot it to stay here. I will have none of this. That bird is as disgusting as our daughters’ choice of clothing. That is not something a proper lady should be wearing!”

 

 

 

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“What’s wrong with my clothes, mama? I bet Liam will find it sexy.”

 

 

 

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“C’mon Gen, let’s her Rosebud keep her bird. She named him after that Liam guy. She misses him, if we make her get rid of the bird she might go mental.”

 

 

 

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“I guess the filthy bird can stay in order to keep Rosette from going more crazy than she already is. I don’t see what’s the big deal about this male. I’ve met this Liam Gelman back in Starlight Shores when I went to spend Christmas with our idiot grandson Borage. Liam is certainly not a proper gentleman that I want our daughters to have anymore involvement with. They spoke of visiting him his home and birthing more children with this man. I told the girls that I will not allow this. I will make sure they will not go forwarded with their plan to conceive another child with this man. I hate that Borage looks up to him, it makes me sad inside that Borage lacked any good influence in his life.”

 

 

 

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“Speaking of Liam… I need to send him that email and tell him what happen.”

 

 

 

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Hey Liam, it’s me Zinnia. I know were suppose to be in Twinbrook a while ago but things got crazy. We were about to head that way but Rosette forgot her plane ticket. I wasn’t feeling good and we missed our plane by the time Rosette found her ticket.  Before buying another ticket I found I was already pregnant by Max and Rosette learned she was pregnant by Finn. We then moved to Moonlight Falls and gave birth. My parents found about the new babies and were pissed when they heard another Rosette pissing off a witch lady who curse her unborn twins. They are now occults. My parents moved us to Sunlit Tides to help raise our daughters. The girls are older now and we can come now but my mom doesn’t like the idea of us having kids with you again. We’ll have to sneak out but we will be there soon. – Zinnia

 

 

 

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Fajita (left) is a witch. Taco (middle) is a Imaginary Friend. Fiona (right) is a genie, inherited from Zinnia.

 

Special notes:

Liam called Rosette and Martini at the same time.

Zinnia was actually chatting with Liam on the computer.

Party Montigo has different timeline than Love For The Ladies. It’s further into the future.

Fiona, Taco and Fajita will not be the heirs for Gen 2.

Fiona, Taco and Fajita were born before Zinnia and Rosette appeared in Quest For Immortality

Ghetto Life is the only child Rosette had who turned out to be smart. He’s her only son in this current timeline.

Rosette is still crazy.