Camp Tigo 2 ISBI: Day 7

Borage: I’m not a dart board!

Anson: My bad.

 

 

 

Who could this be?

 

 

 

Lucille: You worn me out.

Dragan: I’m just getting started.

 

 

 

 

Lucille goes into labor. Others cared.

 

 

 

 

Take a break!

 

 

 

 

Borage: I can’t control my hand. It wants to choke you, brat.

 

 

 

Borage: Just kidding.

 

 

 

 

Borage: Don’t put his mom is my story cause I don’t wanna bring this one home. I have enough ya know.

Don’t tempt me.

 

 

 

Carrie: We didn’t do anything.

Seth: Just taking some photos.

 

 

 

Malix: Don’t ever cheat on me like that harlot did with my cousin. In fact stay away from my cousin.

Selene: I’ll try.

 

 

 

Rosette: Gimme some loving or die.

Quincy: You have it but don’t threaten me!

 

 

 

Anson teaches Orion how to walk. He finally rolled that wish.

 

 

 

Borage: Love that chicken from Popeye’s!

Seth: Then order some and move out the way. I need to refuel for more fucking.

 

 

 

Lucille and Dragan’s daughter, Makayla.

 

 

 

Isaiah being cute.

 

 

 

Orion learned to walk.

 

 

 

Malix: I wanna put a baby in you.

Selene: Okay.

 

 

 

Borage: I wanna put some magic in you.

Lucille: I’ve been waiting for the magic.

 

 

 

Makayla likes her bubble bath.

 

 

 

Borage: Girl when I get done with you, you gonna be walking funny for a week.

Lucille: All talk, no magic.

Borage: It’s coming.

 

 

 

Borage: SHAZAAM!

 

 

 

Does this thing work? Gimme food!

 

 

 

This is some garlic.

 

 

 

 

This is my knife.

 

 

 

 

And a little drop of this and we got……..

 

 

 

 

FIRE!

 

 

 

Borage: Will you go sleep in the sleeping bags. I need to rock with my brat.

 

 

 

I’m gonna teach you how to pimp walk like your daddy.

 

 

 

Why aren’t you walking?

 

 

 

Malix: Will you 2 move. I need to pee or I’ll just pee on you both.

 

 

 

I need more magic!

 

 

 

 

Borage: That chair is mocking me!

Selene: I hate being pregnant.

Isela: …….

 

 

 

Borage: I’ll bitch slap you back to Bangkok if you keep mocking me, chair.

Selene: I hate this couch.

Isela:…..

 

 

 

Borage: I’m watching you.

Selene: I hate being pregnant on this couch.

Isela: I’m a statue.

 

 

 

WAIT! NO! I DON’T WANNA LEAVE YET! I DIDN’T GET ANY MAGIC YET!

 

 

 

Rosette: Which one of you nasty fuckers peed on the floor?

Carrie: It wasn’t me.

 

 

 

Get out. I need to pee.

 

 

 

Anyone watching?

 

 

 

Ahhhhhh. This feels good.

 

 

 

Ugh.. I feel sleepy.

 

 

 

You idiot!

 

 

 

OMG! Borage are you okay?!

 

 

 

No, Lucille. I think I landed in a pile of herpes.

 

 

 

I need food!

 

 

 

Someone put a demon seed baby in me.

 

 

 

 

I’m stuck.

 

 

 

Come watch the sunset with me, sexy lady who is reading this. I’ll give you some magic afterwards

 

 

 

 

I can’t get this to work.

You’re a idiot. A sexy idiot.

 

 

 

 

Okay stinky kid, don’t pee on me or I will go upside your pretty little head. Understand?

 

 

 

 

What did I just tell you?!

 

 

 

Arna got 2 others to join him. I’m gonna slap you Arna if you don’t do something else other than watch TV!

 

 

 

Selene: I wanna have 100 babies with you!

Malix: Help! Take me away from her! She’s talking crazy now!

 

 

 

This isn’t what I had in mind!!!

 

 

 

 

I am king.

 

 

 

They didn’t even use lube…

 

 

 

I swear if you don’t use the sleeping bag!

Camp Tigo 2: Day 6

Lust is still in the air.

 

 

 

 

Malix: What are you 2 doing?

Borage: Depends, are you gonna get all crazy again?

Malix: Maybe.

 

 

 

 

Quincy: Where did you go? I wanted to kiss.

Layla: I got lost.

 

 

 

Quincy: I saw you kissing Lucille, you cheater!

Dusty: I saw you kissing Layla so were even, right?

Quincy: NO!

Lucille: You 2 are lovers?

 

 

 

Malix: Did you fuck my cousin again, harlot?!

Isela: Why do you care if I did or not!

Malix: BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!

 

 

 

Borage: Wanna see something magical?

Selene: Sure, what is it?

Borage: My genie dick.

Selene: Charming.

 

 

 

Lucille: I think I ruined someone love thing so let’s be lovers.

Dragan: That’s fine with me.

 

 

 

 

Kiki: You’re so boring! All you do is watch TV. You too good to hang with me?

Arna: Maybe it’s cause you’re crazy.

 

 

 

Arna: I wanna get freaky with you, crazy fairy.

 

 

 

 

Dusty: I saw you with Dragan. You’re a slut.

Lucille: I thought you and Quincy were lovers. I have my own lover now.

Dusty: You’re still a slut.

Lucille: And you’re a dick!

 

 

 

 

If you and Carrie don’t stop…..

 

 

 

 

Dusty: Slut.

Lucille: Shut up.

Seth: I can’t let anyone see this.

Carrie: See what?

Dragan: You 2 move! Lucille and I need the booth now.

 

 

 

 

 

Malix: Talk to the hand! I’m done with you!

Isela: Your cousin is getting on my last nerve.

Borage: LOL

 

 

 

 

Kiki: I think the booth is free.

Arna: Let’s go before someone gets in.

Malix: Don’t talk to me harlot!

Isela: Then go away!

 

 

 

 

Quincy: You gonna get laid?

Arna: Yep.

Quincy: Finally.

 

 

 

Isela: We want that chair.

Lucille: There’s another one over there.

Carrie: So, we want that one!

 

 

 

Borage: Ready for another refill on magic?

Isela: Hell yeah.

Layla: I’m telling Malix.

 

 

 

Orion being cute and learning how to walk.

 

 

 

I need a break.. I gotta recharge my sexiness.

 

 

 

Malix: You have a lover?

Lucille: Yes.

Malix: Why am I wasting my time on this.

 

 

 

I’ve been recharged, more magic coming your way, sexy lady.

 

 

 

 

Yay chicken!

 

 

 

Borage: Bout time.

Isela: I’m pregnant.

Borage: That’s no excuse.

 

 

 

 

I think I’ll have to watch you 2 as well.

 

 

 

 

I hate being pale.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I hate this tan!

 

 

 

 

Rosette: When we gonna hook up?

Quincy: Never.

 

 

 

 

You will love me!!!

 

 

 

 

Layla: You jerk! I thought you liked me!

Quincy: I do. Can I have both?

Layla: No!

 

 

 

 

I’m in labor everyone! Now freak out!

 

 

 

 

 

Only Arna freaks out.

 

 

 

 

AAAAAHHHHHH CHILDBIRTH!

 

 

 

 

Carrie & Seth had a daughter named Cali

 

 

 

 

Cutie.

 

 

 

 

This could be anyone.

 

 

 

 

Borage: I think you need some magic.

Lucille: Maybe I do.

 

 

 

 

Dusty: You slut! I thought your lover was Dragan. This punk doesn’t look like Dragan.

Borage: All the ladies want this genie dick, fairy hick.

Lucille: I think he’s hot.

 

 

 

 

They were right about the snowcones!

 

 

 

 

Malix: Silly face!

Selene: He he he!

 

 

 

 

I guess Malix is done with Isela this time.

 

 

 

 

Isela: The baby is coming!

Borage: Who the daddy?

Isela: I dunno!

 

 

 

No idea who’s in there.

 

 

 

 

Malix & Selene

 

 

 

 

Isela & Borage had a genie son named Isaiah.

 

 

 

 

Lucille is pregnant. The daddy could be anyone LOL

 

 

 

 

Cali doesn’t like Bonehilda, the only one who takes care of her.

Camp Tigo 2: Day 5

Love is in the air… Yeah right, it’s just lust.

 

 

 

Borage: I can only give ya some magic in this photo booth.

Isela: This should be fun.

 

 

 

I heard a chime….

 

 

 

 

Dusty: I’m ready for some of that vampire loving.

 

 

 

That’s kinda hot. I wonder if I can get Seth to kiss a boy.

 

 

 

Malix: I know you hooked up with my cousin!

Isela: But I was-

Malix: I don’t wanna hear your lies, harlot!

 

 

 

Don’t give me that look Mr. TV man. I love him.

 

 

 

Dusty & Quincy

 

 

 

Is anyone gonna let me out?

 

 

 

I must of eaten a bad snowcone. No? I think so Sid, you know nothing!!! Isn’t that right, Mary?? See Sid, Mary thinks it’s a bad snowcone. I’m not pregnant! Snuffles, what do you think? Snuffles still isn’t talking?

 

 

 

Quincy: Why do you keep yelling at everyone?

Kiki: Maybe cause I like to yell at everyone.

Quincy: You need to get laid more.

 

 

 

Ugh! Bad snowcones!

 

 

 

Seth: You haven’t added any Quincy cream in the mud bath have you?

Quincy: I’m thinking about it.

 

 

 

Orion is adorable.

 

 

 

 

Rosette: Where did this alien brat come from?

Borage: It’s not mines. Mines weren’t blue.

Arna: Vampires can’t have alien babies.

Kiki: Anyone notice Anson isn’t fat anymore?

 

 

 

Why did my mom leave me with these idiots. I gotta get away from them.

 

 

 

 

I guess Sid was right. I am pregnant. Yay!

 

 

 

Kiki: I don’t like you.

Seth: Like I care.

Kiki: Asshole.

 

 

 

Make up your mind Lucille.

 

 

 

 

Malix: I am mad at you.

Isela: I didn’t do anything yet.

Malix: When you do, I will be mad so I’m just reminding you!

 

 

 

 

I don’t understand you two….

Borage: What the hell are you doing Isela?

 

 

 

 

Malix: You harlot, you were thinking about my cousin as we made out.

Isela: You don’t know that.

Malix: I’m a vampire, I can read your thoughts, harlot!

 

 

 

 

Borage: You can’t get this magic and bang my cousin at the same.

Isela: But Borage…

Borage: Nope, you had been cut off from the magic. No genie dick for you.

Isela: Don’t be like that.

 

 

 

 

Isela: Take me back me Borage. I like the magic.

Borage: You need to do a little less talking and a little more cooking if you want this magic again.

Isela: Asshole!

 

 

 

 

Carrie: I’m pregnant.

Seth: Shit.

 

 

 

 

Carrie: Look Seth, I’m a kitty cat! Woof, woof!

Seth: Why did I put a baby in her?

 

 

 

 

I think this TV is frozen.

 

 

 

 

Ahhh much better.

 

 

 

 

Arna: The TV magically turned itself off. I’m bored.

Anson: Let’s make silly faces at each other.

Arna: Okay!

 

 

 

 

Seth: You two can’t use our love booth.

Dragan: Watch us.

Lucille: Coming Dragan?

 

 

 

 

Bitches…

 

 

 

 

Arna: That’s Lucille and Dragan in there.

Anson: Really.

 

 

 

 

Malix: Rawr I’m a vampire.

Isela: You’re silly. I thought you were mad at me.

Malix: I changed my mind.

 

 

 

 

You two are hot & cold I swear….

 

 

 

 

Someone let Orion out. Orion enjoys his freedom by watching TV.

 

 

 

 

Seth: Seriously who’s alien baby?

Anson: He’s mine.

Seth: Take care of it. It cries a lot.

 

 

 

 

Malix: STOP. This is a harlot free zone.

Isela: You’re mad at me again?

Malix: Yes.

 

 

 

 

Isela: Malix can’t make up his mind. I choose you.

Borage: Right choice.

Selene: Hey! I was going after him.

 

 

 

 

Isela cock blocked me! That was rude!

 

 

 

 

Malix: There you go again with my cousin! I bet that baby isn’t mine!

Isela: What is your deal? One second you’re mad and then you’re not.

Borage: She can’t help it if she prefer the genie dick over vampire dick. You lost cuz.

 

 

 

 

Isela: I hope you’re not like Malix who is bipolar I swear.

Borage: Nah.. I don’t get jealous like he does.

 

 

 

 

Malix: SLUT!

Isela: Seriously Malix!

 

 

 

Borage: Don’t worry about my crazy cousin. I’ll feel better.

Isela: How so?

Borage: You look like you’re running low on magic. Let me refuel ya.

 

 

Camp Tigo 2: Day 4

Anson: Comfortable?

Isela: Yep.

Anson: Watch out for triggers.

Isela: Racist..

Anson: I said TRIGGERS.

 

 

 

I love cake.

 

 

 

 

Kiki: You assholes, go somewhere else to go eat your snowcones.

Dragan: The snowcones makes us cold so we eat them in the sauna.

Dusty: Yeah, I don’t wanna freeze my sparklenuts off.

Kiki: I’m gonna kick you in your sparklenuts if you don’t move.

 

 

 

 

I rather be smoking so pot instead of this shit…

 

 

 

 

I think you’re done eating to meat off of you, stupid!

 

 

 

I think it would be hot it I use honey as lube. Good idea, I know Mary. Shut up Sid, this is a great idea, Mary said so. Whatcha think, Snuffles? Snuffles? I think Snuffles is ignoring me now.

 

 

 

Arna: We can be vampire buddies.

Malix: I’m already Quincy’s vampire buddy.

Arna: You can have more than one.

Seth: Gay vampires…

 

 

 

I’m touching her hand.. I bet I can get her to touch my genie dick.

 

 

 

 

Wanna see and touch my amazing genie dick?

 

 

 

 

Lucille: Yes.

Borage: And they say my pick up lines wouldn’t work.

 

 

 

 

Kiki: Bitch I know you ain’t talkin’ to my genie!

Lucille: Your genie? You don’t even like him yet.

Kiki: So! He’s still mine! He gonna be my baby daddy back in the Montigo universe so fuck off!

Lucille: Whatevs.. I do what I want.

Borage: This is hot.

 

 

 

Lucille: Eat a balloon!

Kiki: Bitch if you get my hair wet, I will straight cut you! This is a fresh relaxer in my hair!

 

 

 

Quincy: Anyone wanna play with me?

Malix: Were busy watching the naked red girl.

Quincy: Oh.

 

 

 

Isela: Why are you way over there? Come closer.

Borage: You’re fertile, that’s why.

Isela: So are you.

Borage: Yeah that’s right.

 

 

 

Borage: Is this better?

Isela: Much better.

Borage: Wanna feel the magic?

Isela: Yeah.

Borage: Just put your on hand on it.

Isela: I am already.

 

 

 

I hope I’m getting my sexy Borage’s attention! We got different moms so it’s cool.

 

 

 

Tonight’s special! My magic stick!

 

 

 

Isela: Quincy, look!

Quincy: I’m busy.

Isela: Doing what?

Quincy: Jerking off.

 

 

 

WHY IS EVERYONE NAKED??!!!

 

 

 

Seth: Don’t look.

Quincy: My Quincy cream is floating around in the water.

Seth: Your what?!

 

 

 

Rosette: I got witch powers! I get to fuck shit up.

Carrie: Crap! Who allowed this??!!!

 

 

 

Kiki: I love all of the fat on your body.

Anson: You need a tic tac.

 

 

 

Dusty: I think you’re hot. Let’s be lovers.

Quincy: Okay.

 

 

 

Kiki: Kiss me Rose. Maybe Anson will want me.

Rosette: Whatevs..

Anson: That’s hot.

 

 

 

Anson: Seeing you with another girl makes me want you.

Kiki: It worked, I don’t need you anymore Rose.

Rosette: Bitch.. I was enjoying it.

 

 

 

That’s hot.

 

 

 

Carrie: I want you.

Seth: Why me? Why do I get the crazy chick?

 

 

 

Anson & Kiki

 

 

 

Kiki: Bitch if I catch you talking to my genie one more time!

Lucille: What is your deal?!

Borage: This is so hot.

Malix: This chicks must be dead brain if they have any interest in you, cuz.

 

 

 

Lucille: You’re cute when you’re mad. Let’s be lesbo lovers.

Kiki: Just stay away from my genie.

 

 

 

Anson: I saw you with Lucille. I’m even more turned on.

Rosette: Why am I not getting any lovings?

 

 

 

Carrie: C’mon Seth, let’s get freaky in the photo booth.

Seth: I am busy.

Carrie: Doing what? You need to be doing me.

Seth: I see something.

 

 

You didn’t see shit.

 

 

 

 

Malix: I like those disco panties on you.

Isela: I like everything on you.

 

 

 

What’s happening to me???

 

 

 

 

Orion, first Camp Tigo 2 baby

 

 

 

 

What a cute baby. The dance floor isn’t a safe place for a baby.

 

 

 

Really? You put me in baby jail? I hate you.

Camp Tigo 2: Day 2

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Carrie: I’m getting some honey for my hunny Borage since he’s so hot.

He’s your brother.

Carrie: Even in this universe? It shouldn’t matter anyway. He’s still my hunny bear sweetie pie boo thang.

He’s still your brother.

Carrie: I’m not listening to you. Na na na na na na na na na. I don’t like this new voice.

 

 

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Random sim shows up.

 

 

 

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Terrible mother: Here son, sit here so we can watch this meteor hit us.

 

 

 

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First Camp Tigo death

 

 

 

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Toddler: Mama?

 

 

 

 

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Quincy: Isela! I think one of your kids is here!

 

 

 

 

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Arna: OMG  YOU’RE UNRENDERED! WERE ALL GONNA DIE!

Borage: Calm down you Prince reject, looking like from the purple rain video.

 

 

 

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Carrie: Why can’t I love on my hunny boo half brother?! I wanna touch his hot body!

 

 

 

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Quincy: OH NO! CARRIE IS MAD AND RED! SOMEONE MUST OF DUMPED PIG’S BLOOD ON HER!

Malix: SHE’S GONNA KILL US ALL LIKE IN THE MOVIE!

Dragan: You idiots.. she was born red.

 

 

 

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Isela: Look guys, I have a chocolate beard!

Rosette: You’re stupid.

Quincy: I don’t know what I’m looking at.

 

 

 

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Carrie: I still think you’re hot and sexy. I wanna touch all over your sexy body. Did your aunt bring the roofies?

Borage: I’m sleeping with one eye opened tonight.

 

 

 

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Quincy: I’m in so many stories, I’m gonna be famous like a movie star.

 

 

 

 

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Malix: BLEH!

Quincy: Malix! Were vampire buddies! Were suppose to stick together! Don’t be scaring me. Not cool man.

Malix: Suck it.

Quincy: I suck blood so what are you implying?

Malix: My dick.

 

 

 

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Rosette: That llama guy is kinda sexy. I wanna do him and love on his furry body.

 

 

 

 

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Llama guy: I’m outta here!

 

 

 

 

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Rosette: What the hell are you wearing? Your duckie undies makes you look gay.

Borage: Shut up hozilla. I’m still big pimpin’.

 

 

 

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Rosette: You know what be more funnier? If all the guys wore pink cheetah print undies like me.

Borage: Don’t get the writer any more ideas so shut your cock sucker!

Rosette: Just a thought.

Borage: Keep your thoughts to yourself!

 

 

 

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Dragan: I don’t like my duckie undies. Change them now.

That’s too bad cause all of the men are wearing them unless you rather wear pink cheetah print undies?

Dragan: Never mind….

 

 

 

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Lucille: This bouncy thing is so fun! Wheeeeeeee! I’m flying!

Dusty: Help! There’s a cup chasing me!

Lucille: Where?

Dusty: It’s invisible!

 

 

 

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Rosette: You’re so close to me. Ready to make out?

Malix: For the last time. We are cousins!

Rosette: You were kidnapped and adopted anyway!

 

 

 

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Malix: Whatever. Let’s gossip about people we don’t know.

Carrie: I’m stealth like a ninja kitty. No one can see me as I steal these clothes.

 

 

 

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Rosette: I don’t wanna. I wanna make out.

Malix: You can’t make out with your cousin!

Carrie: Don’t mind me guys. I’m doing nothing.

 

 

 

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Carrie: I these are Borage’s clothes. He’ll be force to be naked and then I can that sexy body of his.

 

 

 

 

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Carrie: Hi new girl who watches me pee. I think you’re pretty sexy too.

Lucille: I think you’re kinda hot too. Why are you red?

Carrie: Why is your hair red?

 

 

 

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Carrie: You’re gonna lose, Quincy. No one is on your team.

Quincy: I have my vampire buddy Malix. DAMN IT! Where did he go?

 

 

 

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Dragan: I wanna stab someone!

 

 

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Dragan: Cause all of you are fake ass bitches behind masks!

 

 

 

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Seth: And I told her, bitch you better get on the broom and fly away.

Kiki: Really?

 

 

 

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Kiki: Let’s get to the point. We should date.

Seth: No.

 

 

 

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Seth: I told you no! Don’t be putting your nasty lips on me!

Kiki: Why are you so angry? You need to get laid and I’m trying to help!

 

 

 

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Carrie: Wanna be friends, Mr. Mirror man?

Mirror man: No.

 

 

 

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Dusty: I wonder which fine lady is gonna join me first. I hope it’s the hot red head.

 

 

 

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Borage: Why is everyone standing there, watching me?

Isela: Waiting to see if you’re gonna get naked like you always do.

Kiki: Yeah, remove the clothes.

Borage: Wait.. it’s coming.

 

 

 

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Seth: You’re as crazy as Carrie. Why aren’t you both been committed yet?

Rosette: I’m not crazy you asshole!

 

 

 

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Seth: You are kinda hot tho.

Rosette: I know but this hot body is for Liam only.

 

 

 

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Rosette: What.. the.. Why? You kissed me…

Seth: You like it?

 

 

 

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Rosette: No I don’t like it you asshole! You’re making me cheat on my boo love, Liam!

Seth: Damn girl, you trippin’.

Love For The Fellas: Chapter 1, Open House

Note: Celsia’s story may be slightly more racier than Borage’s story. Exposed genitals may randomly appear in chapters. One appears in this chapter. Hide your husbands, hide your kids.

 

 

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After settling in my new house I decided that I wanted to invite my mama to come see my new house. I had no idea that she was in Starlight Shores which is a 30 minute drive from me. She was visiting dumb ass and his kids cause one woke out of her coma. She told me that she’ll come in the morning since she’s already this close to me.

 

 

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“Hey mama!”

“Hey Cece what’s up?”

“Not much mama. Grandpa just bought me a house in Hidden Springs. I was wondering if you would see my new house.”

“We can do that Cece. I’m in Starlight Shores right now, that’s like 30 minutes from there right?”

“Uh yeah but who is “we”?”

“I’m here with Rosette and your dad. We can come in the morning and just book another flight home.”

“Asshole is there? I don’t want him here.”

“Cece, he’s your dad. You haven’t seen him in years. I know he wants to see you. Borage can drive us up there in the morning.”

“You’re bringing dumb ass too? Fine whatever mama. I’ll see you in the morning.”

“Chill out heffa, it will be fun. Talk to you later, Celsia.”

“Okay, bye mama.”

 

 

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I wasn’t too thrill about mama bringing asshole along, I didn’t mind dumb ass or my idiot aunt but I didn’t really want to see asshole again but she said that I need to see him. I guess she’s right.

 

 

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In the morning I could hear my family pulling up. I hurry and ran downstairs as my butler invites them all in. I was excited to see mama again. It’s been years since I last seen her. I did a lot of traveling and partying over the years but I’m ready to settle in one town and rule it!

 

 

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“Liam my love! We sat in the back of the car for 30 minutes and you wouldn’t let me give you some road head! That was the most boringest ride ever! When are you going to finally put out like you always do. I don’t like waiting.”

 

 

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“I wasn’t going to let you do that in front of Borage and Zinnia.”

“They were in the front, they couldn’t even see us! I’m tired of your excuses!”

 

 

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“Mama, I’m surprised you all made it here in one piece since dumb ass was driving.”

“Borage drives better than me. I always hit the back of the random ice cream truck. However Borage did hit a raccoon.”

“Meh.. it probably had it coming. Wanna see the house now?”

 

 

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“Yeah I would like to see the house but you said your grandpa bought this for you?”

“Yeah I told him that I wanted a house here. And I wanted the biggest house too. I like how it sits by the lake.”

“Okay but what happen to your trust fund?”

 

 

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“I spent it on traveling and partying.”

“You spent it all on that?”

“Yeah.. I got expensive taste mama.”

“You were suppose to buy your own house.”

“Well I didn’t wanna live in a house yet. I wanted to party.”

“Your grandmama is gonna yell at you.”

“I ain’t afraid of her.”

“You should, Cece.”

 

 

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“Hey dumb ass, did your woman finally get any common sense and left you yet?”

“Shut the fuck up, bitchzilla.”

“I’m surprised you haven’t fucked up yet.”

“What do you mean?”

 

 

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“You know you it’s not in your blood to stay faithful to one woman. Besides you’re off to a bad start anyway, one you’re married AND cheating on her.”

“I didn’t want to be married to Fayon. She tricked me.”

“Really? You’re so dumb!”

 

 

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“Look here Cellulite, I can be faithful with Lois. You’re just jealous cause no man would ever love you and your diseased vag.”

“Do you even know what real love is? And I’m not taking about cake!”

“I know what real love is, I’m in it now. I love Lois more than I love cake. I rather be at home with her than here with you. You should be happy for me but you wanna be a bitch.”

“Chill out Borage, you know I’m just messin’ You know how we do. When did you get so pussy whipped?”

 

 

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I greeted my twin brother with a hug and asked about his million of kids. Since we now live so close to each other then maybe we should keep in contact and see each other more. I hate kids but I’ll still try and visit my nephews and nieces.

“When can I meet this woman?”

“Soon enough, you’ll like her.”

“We’ll see.”

 

 

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I saw my asshole of a dad standing near the stairs looking around and admiring on have nice my house looked. He joked about moving in. I guess I could be a good daughter and greet my daddy. But that’s not in my blood! I greeted to only way I know.

 

 

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“If you’re looking for any new baby mamas here, there is none. Try keeping your dick in your pants for once. I don’t have time for any brats you created wanting to hang out at my nice house.”

 

 

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“Cece, I’m not here looking for baby mamas.”

“Then why are you here then?”

“To see you, I haven’t seen you since you were a little girl. I’m trying to make up for lost time.”

“That’s your fault, dad! You’re a little too late. I really don’t need you in my life. I’m doing fine without you.”

“Celsia, let’s not be like this. I really want to work on our relationship.”

“What relationship? There was never one! Your other kids were more important than me and Borage. You liked them more.”

“That’s not true, Celsia.”

“Whatever asshole! I ain’t tryin’ to hear it!”

 

 

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I chilled outside with my mama outside, relaxing under the sun and watching the lake. This place is so pretty. I’m wonder why she didn’t just move us here instead of Riverview. Hidden Springs was closer the Starlight Shores. Riverview was kinda lame and I wished that we stayed in Starlight Shores. I thought about moving there but Borage got the nicest house there. I didn’t want his old one but I kinda wanna rule this place with my golden vag. I guess Borage could have Starlight Shores but he isn’t doing much since he found love. While I relaxed with my mama she asked about what I was gonna do while living here.

 

 

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“This place lacks any kind of night life so I’m create it, mama.”

“Are you going to open a club or a bar.”

“Something like that. I’m gonna have my very own strip in my house.”

“In your house? Why? Are you gonna have room?”

“I’ll have room cause I need just one stage since I’m gonna be the only stripper. I bet I can make big money by being the only stripper in town. And I want it at my house so in case I see a guy who I wanna fuck and add to my score, I can just take him to my room.”

“Score? Are you trying to do what Borage was doing?”

“Yeah, I’m gonna fuck 1000 men and rule this town! I bet I can reach 1000 before Borage since he’s in love.”

“You know you’re gonna end up with a bunch of kids.”

“I got that covered mama. I got protection.”

 

 

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After telling mama about my plans I wanted to tell dumb ass too. I also wanted to give him a idea of something he could do back his home. We are Montigos after all and our side of the family haven’t own any of our own businesses and I think it’s about time that we do.

“I plan on opening my own strip club in my house. Maybe you could open up your own club too? I know you like DJing and I know you still like looking at other females. Maybe you should open your own strip club in Starlight Shores. The one there is going under, you should take it over and give it your own flair.”

 

 

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“Open my own strip club? Well I did think about it but I don’t think Lois would approve of that. I mean she mention how she thinks I might go back to my old ways and having a strip club wouldn’t help. I like your idea but I dunno.”

 

 

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“C’mon bro, don’t be such a pussy whipped bitch! Were twins, we gotta do the same thing.”

“Do the same thing? We want me to wear a g-string and shake my ass for a couple of dollars?”

“No dumb ass! You know what I mean!”

 

 

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” I can’t open a strip club. My lady wouldn’t like it.”

“Which lady?”

“Lois who else, idiot.”

“What about your wife?”

“Who cares what she thinks.”

“Then you shouldn’t care about what Lois say either. Be man! Pull your dick out and say “Lois, I am a man! I’m opening my own strip club!”

 

 

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“What? That is so stupid. I’m not doing that.”

“Stop being a bitch! You know you want to. I’ll help ya, I can send you some strippers.”

“I would love to but I don’t think I should.”

“Lois took more than your heart. She took your balls too.”

“I still have those!”

“Then prove it dumb ass!”

 

 

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“How?”

“Paper, rock, scissors. If I win then you have to grow your balls, man up and open a strip club.”

“You stuck at this game.”

“We’ll see.”

“Bring it bitchzilla.”

“HA! Paper beats rock! I win.”

“Ugh.. fine. You win, I’ll telling Lois this was YOUR idea.”

 

 

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“Think I’ll give Lois a call. Oh wait.. I got a email.”

 

“Dear Borage,

I think I been drinking things are a lil fuzzy but I know fullmoon’s out and I love fullmoon!  Serpgotabductd like you only not like you causa you hasa alien wifey and hubby and kids and I seenyourpictureon net and I think you’re totally hot.  youre my bro and youre hot as coals burning nexttoavampireona sunny day.  I thinkSerps preggo wiffa bb but i dunno till bb starts showin g.  imma go hook up wiffaghostnow.  ireally want ghost babie!  If youweredeadandnotmybro I’d totes hava babi wiff you and live wiffa you like all your hots girls.  LovesandpeicesCarrie”

“What the fuck? Carrie?  How the fuck did she get my email address? DAD!”

“Dear Carrie,

The fuck?! You’re not gonna come to my house and act all crazy will you? If so I have a bucket of pig’s blood waiting for you. I know I’m hot and you can’t get this genie dick even if we weren’t siblings, cause you be cray cray like my wife. Stop emailing me when you’re drunk. It’s bad enough I get drunk texts from Tequila. – BMG”

“Oh look I got a text message. I hope it’s from Lois even if I’m about to call her.”

hey bro cuzzo! i got a cucumber stuck in mah vag!!! lol :-p @ teh ER now. tell mah mama! – Tequila

“I’m changing my number and email address….”

 

 

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“Hello, I’m Danica. I live across the street. Are you the new neighbors?”

“No, my twin sister just got this house. I’m just visiting.”

“I hope you plan on visiting more often.”

“Maybe..”

 

 

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“Wait.. I know who you are. You’re DJ BMG from Starlight Shores! My friends and I would come to The Edge often but we haven’t seen you in a while. Would you like to hang out with me and my friends? I’m having a BBQ at my house. It would be fun. We would love to have you come over and hang with us. We are fans ya know.”

 

 

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“Is that so? I would like to hang with you and your friends for a bit. My twin is lame and I really didn’t want to come out here. I drove my parents here so they could see her.”

 

 

 

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“Awesome! I can’t believe I’m gonna have you hanging out with us. Lani and Dove are gonna be so happy!”

 

 

 

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I had lunch with mama and we chatted more but she kept telling me how I needed to get along with my dad. I see why she had him come along cause she wants us to make up. She pushes the issue but I rather not speak to him. I think things are fine the way they are now.

 

 

 

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“I know you don’t like him Cece but he’s still your dad. He wants to be in your life now, give him a chance.”

“Why now? I really don’t need him in my life.”

“There’s gonna be a time when you’re gonna need him. Make things right while you have the chance.’

“Yeah right like that would ever happen. If I need a daddy, I’ll just call Max.”

“Honestly Max could care less about you now since you’re grown. You’re not one of his and he only tolerated you, Borage, Dodder and Erica.”

 

 

 

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I saw my dad and thought I should try hanging out with him. But I ended up getting randomly mad at him.

 

 

 

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“LOSER!”

 

 

 

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“Celsia! Are you sneaking up from behind me like that!”

“Just cause.”

“Stop that.”

 

 

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“Mama said I should try giving you a chance but I still think you’re a asshole and I don’t like you.”

“I’m sorry that you feel that way but I’m trying-“

 

 

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“Why now? Why not when I was a kid?”

“I wanted to be around more but you guys lived far away and things were getting complicated.”

“Well if you weren’t making so many damn babies…”

 

 

 

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“I have my reasons..”

“To be a ho daddy?”

“No… I told you why.”

“So you wanna live forever like me blah blah. What’s the purpose of being immortal when you’ll out live most of your kids or friends? What if those girls who promised this don’t hold up their end of the bargain? Then what? You would of made all dem babies for nothing.”

“There’s some benefits to this journey.. It wouldn’t be for nothing.”

“Eww! Just shut up. Don’t talk to me..”

 

 

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“Mama I tried. I don’t like him.”

“That’s cause you were sober.”

“Right! Hand me a drink, maybe I’ll try again.”

 

 

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“What the hell am I drinking?”

“Vodka and grape soda, Rose.”

“Vodka and grape soda? That’s strange, Cece. How you come up with this?”

“Mama, I wanted to make good drinks like Borage but I gave up after making this. It was too awesome.”

“I like this.”

“You like anything, Rose.”

“I like yo momma!”

“We have the same mom, dumb bitch..”

 

 

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After a few drinks we started to dance and have some fun as the sun started to set. It’s almost night time so we need to get this party started! But then I notice something…..

 

 

 

“So now what do we do now, Danica?”

“BMG’s twin sister is the one who moved across. Maybe we could befriend her then we would see him again, Lani.”

“Really? This will work out perfectly then. We should invite her over and then we can get even closer to BMG, Danica.”

“Yeah Lani, I guess that would be the plan for now. I was trying to meet her anyway to be a real friend but knowing that BMG is her twin. This works out perfectly, Lani.”

“I hope she’s friendly cause I really wanna see him again.  His genie dick is amazing, Danica”

“Trust me Lani, BMG will be seeing us again.”

“I just totally farted! Ha ha ha!”

“Gross Dove! Stop doing that shit! You’ll scare off our BMG for sure!”

“What can I say? I love farting!”

 

 

 

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I notice I haven’t seen dumb ass since I won in paper, rock, scissors. He came in around midnight with a goofy smile on his face. I was curious about where have he been and why is he smiling so much. He did something.. or someone.. I just know it! I’m gonna be nosy and see what’s up.

 

 

 

 

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“Where in the hell have you been?”

“So are you like my mom now.”

“No! You been gone for hours and he come in late smiling.”

“Why do you care? I was with your neighbors. They invited me over for a cookout plus they were kinda hot. You were being a lame host so I bounced.”

 

 

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“I see… I hope you didn’t do anything that you would regret while you were over there.. What were doing there. Did you fucked them?”

 

 

 

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“It’s none of your business if I fucked your hot neighbors or not. Trust me.. I wouldn’t do anything to hurt my lady. It doesn’t matter how hot they were or how sexy their bodies looked naked.. err.. or whatever. Don’t worry about what I do.”

 

 

 

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“You did something! You came in smiling all stupid like! Naked bodies? How do you know what their naked bodies look like if you didn’t fuck them! You’re a asshole!”

“Maybe your neighbors are nudist! And why are you yelling me?! When did you became my wife?!”

“Because I like to yell! We fight all the time, I’m pretty much your sister-wife! I’m gonna yell at you when you cheat!”

“But I didn’t cheat! You shouldn’t even care if I did!”

“I don’t believe you! You smell like rotten vaginas!”

“What? I smell like rotten vaginas? That’s just you! Close your legs!”

“I’m gonna punch you!”

“Do it!”

“I will!”

 

 

 

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“If you have babies with those sluts they are gonna like this!”

“When babies fall out your toxic vag, they gonna look like this!”

“Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!”

“I missed you dumb ass. Let’s have a pillow.”

“Okay but I’m just gonna win.”

 

 

 

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We had a little pillow fight in my room, having fun but of course he had to start acting like a baby and cry like a bitch ass.

 

 

 

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“Did you put rocks in your fuckin’ pillow?!”

“No! But I should!”

“That shit hurt!”

“You gonna cry and tell mama on me?!”

“Maybe I should tell mom on you!”

“Then go tell on me you big baby!”

“I’m gonna!”

“Do it!”

 

 

 

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“C’mere big baby! Lemme rock you to sleep and titty fed you! Ha ha ha ha!”

“Get off me!”

“Ha ha ha ha! Someone is fussy! Do you have gas?”

“Ha ha ha ha! Shut up Cece.”

“C’mere!”

“Ha ha ha! No! Go away.”

“LET ME LOVE YOU!”

“You’re crazy..”

 

 

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“Boo lova, come join me in the hot tub. It would be fun.”

“I guess I could chill in the hot tub for a bit.”

“If you gonna then you have to be naked so I can see that sexy body.”

 

 

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“Why are you way over there in Africa? Come sit next to me boo love.”

“Alright.”

“Hurry! I can’t live another second without your love.”

 

 

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“How is this?”

“Perfect now fuck me.”

“Well..”

“No excuses! Cece doesn’t have any kids so you can’t use any grandbrats for a excuse.”

 

 

 

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“Nice.. but be careful with those fangs…”

 

 

 

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“I done this like a billion times boo. I know what I’m doing! I am a professional!”

 

 

 

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“Told ya dumb ass. You own me 5 dollars. Pay up.”

“When is dad gonna learn to not fuck that psycho.”

“Wanna place another bet if Rosette gets pregnant again?”

“Nah, grandmama is probably gonna make her abort it.”

“There’s a abortion clinic now?”

“Yeah it’s called NRaas.”

 

 

 

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“What’s going on kids?”

“Just the normal thing as always.. Watching my asshole dad fuck my aunt in my back yard.”

“I told her we weren’t fucking him this time. She better not come home pregnant. Mama and Finn will be pissed.”

“Mom you know Rose isn’t gonna listen… I just wish dad had sense to finally quit it.”

“Rose got some skills.. I gotta learn that move.”

“Kids… stop watching your dad fuck your aunt.”

“Were not watching, mama. Were learning.”

“Learn to be a slut? I think you do a pretty good job at that without lessons.”

“Shut up dumb ass!”

 

 

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“Hey Zin… Have Max been treating you right at home? I was thinking of taking a shower. Care to join me?”

 

 

 

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“DON’T FUCKIN’ TOUCH ME LIAM!”

“I’m sorry Zinnia..”

“You’ve done enough this week! I’m not gonna be your next fuck!”

“I’ve done enough this week? What’s going with you?”

“DON’T TALK TO ME!”

“Okay.. okay. Sorry.”

 

 

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I don’t know what asshole did to set my mama off but I’ve seen heard her yell like that. In fact I’ve never seen or heard mama yell at anymore or ever been mad. Mama was always happy, dancing around in her underwear. But I am curious of why my mom is not feeling “dad” anymore. Maybe she finally saw that he’s a loser and she had a mistake.

 

 

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“Mom this isn’t like you. What’s going on with you?”

“I can’t tell you Bubba.. I just.. Err-“

 

 

 

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“Whatever it is mom, you can tell me. Are you so mad at dad? Did he hurt you? I’ll punch him in the face if hurt you. Please mom, please tell me. Did dad hurt you?”

 

 

 

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“Bubba.. you’re sweet. I hate that you look just like him. He didn’t hurt me.. But… Sorry Bubba.. I can’t.. I just can’t.. You’re so happy.. I can’t- I’m sorry Bubba.”

 

 

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“Mom.. you’re not making any sense. How drunk are you?”

“A little tipsy.. I’m sorry Bubba.”

 

 

 

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“Whatever is going on with you.. I know things will get better, mom.”

“I know Bubba.. I know..”

 

 

 

It was the next morning and it was time for my family to leave and head home. It was fun spending a day with them. I wish they could of stayed longer but they all had kids that they needed to return to. I’m glad that I don’t have any. I know I’ll be lonely once they leave but I’ll be okay. I still have my butler after all.

 

 

 

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I hugged my mom goodbye. She told me party hard, wished me luck with my strip club and told me to start building a nursery. I don’t need a nursery. I don’t need one cause I’m not gonna make mistakes like dumb ass. I got tons of rum that’s gonna kill my eggs. So no babies for me!

 

 

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I had my own special way of telling dumb ass bye.

 

 

 

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But I also needed to tell asshole bye. I walked over to tell him bye but I couldn’t help but yell at him again.

 

 

 

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I should be nicer towards but it’s hard to. I’ve tried.. kinda but I just don’t like him. Let’s face it, asshole and I will always have a fucked up relationship.

 

 

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He told me that he will miss me and promised to keep in contact with me. I guess. I decided I would hug him instead of slapping him. That’s what I really wanted to do.

 

 

 

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“What are you doing?”

“Nothing.. mind your business.”

 

 

 

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“BITCH!”

 

 

 

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“Don’t do that shit to me! You’re a asshole! I hate you!”

 

 

 

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“Oh so it’s okay for you to run up behind me and scare me?”

“Yeah! I like making you scream like a bitch!”

 

 

 

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“I’m gonna miss you dumb ass..”

“I’m gonna miss you too bitchzilla.”

 

 

 

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“Look at me! My name is Borage and I’m a totally a idiot and I have a small dick. Wanna see my small genie dick?”

“My name is Celsia and I’m on a mission to spread my nasty toxic coochie around and make every guy’s dick fall off.”

“Ha ha ha ha ha ha!”

 

 

 

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“Were the kids always like this, Zin?”

“Yep, they have a special relationship that can never be broken. That’s something you’ll never have, Liam since you fucked shit up.”

“What are you talking about?”

 

 

 

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I plan on seeing my brother more often. I will miss his dumb ass though but I’m curious about him and my neighbors. I think I’ll go over there and grill them for information. I gotta know what went on last night. Did my brother stay faithful?

 

 

 

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I wouldn’t say I’ll miss this asshole but I will miss yelling at him. It was kinda fun.

 

 

 

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I will miss mama the most. I hate that she lives so far away in Sunlit Tides now. I think I should make a trip there soon. I love that places. It’s so pretty and sunny there. Plus they have some sexy ass men there. I’ll be there soon to see you, mama and all the sexy men.

 

 

 

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I watched my loaded up in a ugly car as the head to the airport. I think I saw Borage go over to my neighbor’s house but I’m not sure. I really need to go over there and see who these people are.

 

 

 

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Rosette did wanted to stay but mama said she couldn’t cause her twins missed her. Rosette didn’t take leaving well.

“No! I don’t wanna see those brats! There’s a hot guy across the street! If I get him to love me then Liam will get jealous and finally marry me!”

“Get in the car, Rose!”

“No!”

“Liam is coming home with us.”

“Really?! Liam my love! I’m coming!”

 

 

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Well I’m alone now but that’s okay. I’m ready to build my strip club and start my mission to fuck 1000 men! I’m gonna rule this town with my glorious vag!

 

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Note: What happen with Borage and the girls next door? You will find out in the next chapter in his story!

The email that Borage got was from his half sister Carrie Queen from her story Queens of Crime: Chapter 4 Denial by MewmewMentor

Liam Gelman has returned to be torture in his story Quest For Immortality by jbfairybird

Zinnia & Rosette have returned back to Party Montigo I will update again as some point. Making a new file is gonna suck.

They will all back again later on 😀

Love For The Ladies: Chapter 32, I’m Surrounded By Idiots

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I told my dad that he should some time with his namesake. Of course he wanted to do my nerd shit with my dad. I just don’t get that boy. He was blessed for my good looks and he wastes it by doing nerdy shit. I’m hoping that him talking with my dad will wipe away that nerd shit. How is he going to be a ladies man and pick up where I left off if he’s a nerd?

 

 

 

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“So L2 how are you with the girls at school?”

“Are you going to try and push me into being a ladies man too like my dad?”

“Well no, just making conversation. I know how teenage boys can be.”

“I don’t really talk to girls at school. There are some who find me cute but they don’t say much to me.”

“Why so?”

 

 

 

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“Maybe cause I’m not like other boys at school. I’m not trying to be hip or anything. I only focus on my studies in hopes of attending a good college after I finish high school. I want to be a video game developer. I’ve creating a game of me own.”

“That’s pretty cool. I guess creating a game would take away some time from the lady.”

“Well grandfather, there is this one girl that I do spend time with.”

“Oh really?”

“Yeah but she’s more of study buddy. Her name is Ashley Wood. She’s very pretty. We been friends since we were kids. But I don’t think she would like me. Plus I’m too shy to tell her that I like her.”

 

 

 

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“Have you try writing a note?”

“I did and asked Bora Bora to give it to her. She said gave it to her but I don’t she did. I think she may of slip the note in the wrong locker.”

“Maybe you should give her the note your self.”

“I don’t know about that grandfather. What if she reads it in front of me?”

 

 

 

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“Just hand her the note and run away like a bitch.”

“Bora Bora!”

“What Papa? I’m just putting in my 2 cents. You two are lame.”

 

 

 

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“Zin, this whole time we been here we really didn’t do anything fun. We you spent enough time with your grandbrats? Let’s go do something crazy. Were leaving tomorrow.”

 

 

 

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“What do you wanna do then, Rose?”

“Let’s go skinny dipping in the ocean.”

“That sound like fun! Can I join?”

“You really want to, PC?”

“Yeah!”

“I think I like this grandbrat of yours Zin.”

 

 

 

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“Heck yeah! This is fun, grandmama!”

“My Liam boo should of be dipping with me. If he saw my hot body then he’ll be all over me right now!”

“Shut up Rose! Liam doesn’t want you!”

 

 

 

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Tonight was the night that my parents and aunt were leaving. It’s been a fun week with them and all but I’ll be glad to spend more time with my lady before I return back to my job at the club. I was about to say my goodbyes but my mom needed to answer her phone. She said it was Celsia calling her.

 

 

 

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“Hey Cece what’s up?”

“Not much mama. Grandpa just bought me a house in Hidden Springs. I was wondering if you would see my new house.”

“We can do that Cece. I’m in Starlight Shores right now, that’s like 30 minutes from there right?”

“Uh yeah but who is “we”?”

“I’m here with Rosette and your dad. We can come in the morning and just book another flight home.”

“Asshole is there? I don’t want him here.”

“Cece, he’s your dad. You haven’t seen him in years. I know he wants to see you. Borage can drive us up there in the morning.”

“You’re bringing dumb ass too? Fine whatever mama. I’ll see you in the morning.”

“Chill out heffa, it will be fun. Talk to you later, Celsia.”

“Okay, bye mama.”

 

 

 

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Celsia just moved to Hidden Springs and wants us to visit well mainly wanted mom to come but I have to drive them so whatever. I told Lois that I’ll be leaving just for a day, she said would stay and care for the kids. I’m not really all that thrill about seeing Celsia again but it’s been a while since we last seen each other. I kinda miss trolling the hell out of her. She’s so stupid. My dad really wanted to get back home to his other kids but mom bitch at him telling that he needs to see Celsia even if she does hate him. He didn’t want to go anywhere that he’s not welcomed but my mom kept pushing the issue that he still need to come and try to make mends. I wonder what’s up with my mom lately. She has been kinda nasty towards him. With the parents staying for another night, this gave my kids more chance to troll my dad.

 

 

 

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“BLEH!”

 

 

 

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“Ha ha ha ha ha!  Dad you’re such a pussy!”

“Man up, boo love!”

 

 

 

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“That was awesome.”

 

 

 

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“I can totally see you creeping Bora Bora.”

“Hush daddy!”

 

 

 

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“YOU’RE NEVER MARRY MY PAPA!”

“That’s not true!”

 

 

 

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“Yes let the evil flow!”

“What are you talking about, idiot?”

 

 

 

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“Um hey I thought our grandparents were leaving tonight.”

 

 

 

 

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“BOOGA BOOGA!”

 

 

 

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“Lilah! Why did you scare me like that?”

 

 

 

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“AHA HA HA HA HA HA!”

“Stop laughing at me guys…It’s very childish.”

 

 

 

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“Mom what are you doing?”

“Nothing.”

 

 

 

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“PENIS!”

 

 

 

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“AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!”

“Shut up assholes!”

 

 

 

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“I’m gonna get her good.”

 

 

 

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“No Brain Llama! I’m not going to do that. That’s crazy. Huh? Um no! Of course I still like you. Why would you think that?”

“Borage, your kid is a fuckin’ weirdo.”

“I dunno who she is. She’s one of mine?”

“Dad, that’s my twin and your daughter.”

“What’s wrong with her?”

 

 

 

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“BLEH!”

“OH MY LLAMA! DADDY!”

 

 

 

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“HA HA HA HA HA HA!”

 

 

 

 

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“BOO!”

“Kaia! You little jerk!”

“He he he he he I got you good Bora Bora!”

 

 

 

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“BLURB!”

 

 

 

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“Luna! That wasn’t funny!”

“Karma’s a bitch huh?”

 

 

 

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“AHA HA HA HA HA HA.”

“Stop laughing at me you jerks!”

 

 

 

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“C’mon nerd. Is that all you got?”

“No dad! I bet I can beat you at pillow.”

“Oh yeah? Let’s see what you got, geek.”

 

 

 

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“You bitch! Why did you hit me?!”

“We were having a pillow fight.”

“That’s a pillow case with oranges!”

“But the Brain Llama said oranges would be more exciting than a pillow.”

“Where’s this Brain Llama so I can choke him!”

“Please don’t hurt my friend!”

 

 

 

 

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“Seriously… where did these pillows come from.”

“Magic, grandmama?”

“I guess. Magic is awesome!”

 

 

 

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“I should slap you! Why did you do that for?”

“Hey don’t start a pillow fight if you can’t hang.”

 

 

 

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“I have to deal with this one more night? I’m surrounded by idiots….”