Camp Tigo 2 ISBI: Day 9

This is what I need you to do. Win the race or I will disown you. You got that, brat?





Since no one ever fed us I guess my hand will do.





I want my own baby.





Arna: You’re no match against my super vampire ping pong skills.

Anson: Oh bring it on dead boy!

Arna: Prepare to be defeated weak human!




Lucy waz here. He he he now everyone will know.





Kiki: Why haven’t we hooked up yet?

Malix: Because I don’t like you.

Kiki: Why?

Malix: You’re a bitch.




Isela: Anson, wanna have some fun in the photo booth?

Anson: Can’t you see that I’m busy destroying Arna. He’s finally not in front of the TV anymore!




Kiki: That may be true but I can’t help of who I am. I think we would have pretty babies.

Malix: I’m not having a kid with you!





Where are my parents? I’m hungry like always. I guess it’s time to cry annoyingly.




Borage: Why do you always have the alien brat? You never take care of my niece and nephew.

Seth: I think this kid is cool. I will use him for evil.





My kid won’t stop crying annoyingly! Someone make him stop!





Your mom is dumb but I’ll still put some of my magic in her.





Stop crying annoyingly you dead brat. I’m going to give you a bath since your parents are too dumb to do it themselves.




I’m so awesome that I can push this stroller without touching it.




Who did this shit?




Malix: Oh shit!

Seth: MUHAHAHAHA! My evil plan is working!





This is embarrassing…




I feel a shame…




I can’t explain this…




Borage: You’re giving her a bath with her clothes still on?

Quincy: Don’t tell how to bathe my kid. I do what I want!

Borage: Idiot.




Selene: I hope no one saw that.

Lucille: I did.




The voices made me do it.





Arna: Dude, you’re heavy.

Borage: So is your mom.





Isela: I’m sorry for everything. Can we get back together?

Malix: I love Selene now so no.

Isela: No you don’t. Selene would never be a good as me.

Malix: You shouldn’t have fucked my cousin.




rose, i heard my dad is gettin married and it aint wit u lol he said u 2 ugly 4 him.





I’m not gonna listen to your lies!




ur dad fucked lois




Layla: This is fun.

Borage: Wanna know what would be more fun? If we go into the photo booth.

Layla: Let’s go.





Hold up, Lay.. I got a text message.





Borage: That’s not true!

Layla: What’s not true?




I’ve been sitting here with you for 2 hours and you still can’t talk. Are you dumb or something? I want a refund.





I hope I’ll get a baby soon. This camp need some little fairy babies.




Your fairy babies won’t be as awesome as my witch baby.




Aren’t you a awesome witch baby. You’re the most awesomest baby at camp.




We could of had awesome fairy-vampire babies together, Quincy! *sobs*





Okay awesome, kid it’s time to clean you up cause I’m a good daddy.




My daddy forgot about me…





Why won’t you walk? I guess the other baby is more awesome.





I think this one is mine. Why aren’t they wearing name tags?





I regret nothing.





No one will cook so I guess I will do it. Then all the guys will love me and I can finally get lucky.




Where’s your daddy? He knows I don’t like you demon spawns. You’re his problem now, not mine.






I have no idea who my mom is..






Quincy: Where’s the other one at? I wanna trade. This one cries too much now.

Kiki: If these hell spawns don’t shut up. Why did you idiots make them if you’re not gonna take care of them!




I love this toy. It’s my most favoritest!





What the? It went bye bye.





Here it is. If you leave me again, I will destroy you.





Carrie: I’m gonna sleep next to the babies.. The wall people might try to eat them.




The floor must be more comfortable than the sleeping bag.









Thank goodness I’m a fairy or I would be in some trouble… But then again I’m sure the mod could override this.. Don’t get any ideas out there! Don’t put a alien baby in me!

Camp Tigo 2 ISBI: Day 8

I need more magic!





The alien touched me here.




This brat stinks.



Dusty: I got a new joke to tell you. What did the five fingers say to the face?

Quincy: What?








Quincy: That wasn’t a funny joke. That was just plain rude.

Dusty: I’m cold blooded.



Borage: Why are we doing this?

Lucille: I dunno.. Pan over.




Selene: I’m in labor!

Borage: Oh so that’s why.





Dragan: Is everyone freaking out about my bad breath?

Selene: No idiot. I’m in labor.

Malix: You are?




Dragan: yes another baby!

Malix: Woohoo! I hope this one is mine!

Borage: I’m bored.

Lucille: Yay for babies!


Isela: You’re all dumb.



I hear a party going on.




Lucille: Now I’m in labor.

Selene: You bitch! Stop stealing my thunder! I’m still in labor!

Isela: OMG! You too!

Dragan: I think it’s mine again.

Borage: WHAT?!

Malix: Who’s the daddy?




Borage: Eww stay away from me! I don’t want baby juice on my shoes!

Malix: Dat ass!

Isela: Did Lucille get the magic?!!!!


Dragan: This is funny.

Carrie: What’s going on?



Rosette: I’m in labor too!

Selene: BITCH!

Carrie: Is this the going in labor party?




Isela: YOU TOO!





Lucille: It must be in the water.



Carrie: I’m in labor now.

Selene: I hate you.

Malix: Why was this one allowed to have another one?

Seth: Shut up fools.

Borage: I can’t take this anymore.

Isela: I want a baby now!

Lucille: Labor hurts!

Rosette: I forgot that I’m in labor….




Borage: I’m done reacting.

Selene: I hate everyone in this room.




My legs feel funny.









Seth: DON’T have anymore kids!

Lucille: Same to you!




Why is Isaiah floating?






Selene & Malix had a vampire son, Mikhai.





Lucille & Borage had genie twin daughters, This is Linnea.





And this is Bryony.






Rosette & Quincy had twin daughters, this is Thing 1 she’s a vampire.





And Thing 2, she’s a witch.





Carrie & Seth had a witch son named Shawn.





Borage got abducted but I missed it.








All 10 Camp Tigo 2 bay bays… NO MORE BABIES, GUYS!




Camp Tigo 2 ISBI: Day 7

Borage: I’m not a dart board!

Anson: My bad.




Who could this be?




Lucille: You worn me out.

Dragan: I’m just getting started.





Lucille goes into labor. Others cared.





Take a break!





Borage: I can’t control my hand. It wants to choke you, brat.




Borage: Just kidding.





Borage: Don’t put his mom is my story cause I don’t wanna bring this one home. I have enough ya know.

Don’t tempt me.




Carrie: We didn’t do anything.

Seth: Just taking some photos.




Malix: Don’t ever cheat on me like that harlot did with my cousin. In fact stay away from my cousin.

Selene: I’ll try.




Rosette: Gimme some loving or die.

Quincy: You have it but don’t threaten me!




Anson teaches Orion how to walk. He finally rolled that wish.




Borage: Love that chicken from Popeye’s!

Seth: Then order some and move out the way. I need to refuel for more fucking.




Lucille and Dragan’s daughter, Makayla.




Isaiah being cute.




Orion learned to walk.




Malix: I wanna put a baby in you.

Selene: Okay.




Borage: I wanna put some magic in you.

Lucille: I’ve been waiting for the magic.




Makayla likes her bubble bath.




Borage: Girl when I get done with you, you gonna be walking funny for a week.

Lucille: All talk, no magic.

Borage: It’s coming.




Borage: SHAZAAM!




Does this thing work? Gimme food!




This is some garlic.





This is my knife.





And a little drop of this and we got……..









Borage: Will you go sleep in the sleeping bags. I need to rock with my brat.




I’m gonna teach you how to pimp walk like your daddy.




Why aren’t you walking?




Malix: Will you 2 move. I need to pee or I’ll just pee on you both.




I need more magic!





Borage: That chair is mocking me!

Selene: I hate being pregnant.

Isela: …….




Borage: I’ll bitch slap you back to Bangkok if you keep mocking me, chair.

Selene: I hate this couch.





Borage: I’m watching you.

Selene: I hate being pregnant on this couch.

Isela: I’m a statue.








Rosette: Which one of you nasty fuckers peed on the floor?

Carrie: It wasn’t me.




Get out. I need to pee.




Anyone watching?




Ahhhhhh. This feels good.




Ugh.. I feel sleepy.




You idiot!




OMG! Borage are you okay?!




No, Lucille. I think I landed in a pile of herpes.




I need food!




Someone put a demon seed baby in me.





I’m stuck.




Come watch the sunset with me, sexy lady who is reading this. I’ll give you some magic afterwards





I can’t get this to work.

You’re a idiot. A sexy idiot.





Okay stinky kid, don’t pee on me or I will go upside your pretty little head. Understand?





What did I just tell you?!




Arna got 2 others to join him. I’m gonna slap you Arna if you don’t do something else other than watch TV!




Selene: I wanna have 100 babies with you!

Malix: Help! Take me away from her! She’s talking crazy now!




This isn’t what I had in mind!!!





I am king.




They didn’t even use lube…




I swear if you don’t use the sleeping bag!

Camp Tigo 2: Day 6

Lust is still in the air.





Malix: What are you 2 doing?

Borage: Depends, are you gonna get all crazy again?

Malix: Maybe.





Quincy: Where did you go? I wanted to kiss.

Layla: I got lost.




Quincy: I saw you kissing Lucille, you cheater!

Dusty: I saw you kissing Layla so were even, right?

Quincy: NO!

Lucille: You 2 are lovers?




Malix: Did you fuck my cousin again, harlot?!

Isela: Why do you care if I did or not!





Borage: Wanna see something magical?

Selene: Sure, what is it?

Borage: My genie dick.

Selene: Charming.




Lucille: I think I ruined someone love thing so let’s be lovers.

Dragan: That’s fine with me.





Kiki: You’re so boring! All you do is watch TV. You too good to hang with me?

Arna: Maybe it’s cause you’re crazy.




Arna: I wanna get freaky with you, crazy fairy.





Dusty: I saw you with Dragan. You’re a slut.

Lucille: I thought you and Quincy were lovers. I have my own lover now.

Dusty: You’re still a slut.

Lucille: And you’re a dick!





If you and Carrie don’t stop…..





Dusty: Slut.

Lucille: Shut up.

Seth: I can’t let anyone see this.

Carrie: See what?

Dragan: You 2 move! Lucille and I need the booth now.






Malix: Talk to the hand! I’m done with you!

Isela: Your cousin is getting on my last nerve.

Borage: LOL





Kiki: I think the booth is free.

Arna: Let’s go before someone gets in.

Malix: Don’t talk to me harlot!

Isela: Then go away!





Quincy: You gonna get laid?

Arna: Yep.

Quincy: Finally.




Isela: We want that chair.

Lucille: There’s another one over there.

Carrie: So, we want that one!




Borage: Ready for another refill on magic?

Isela: Hell yeah.

Layla: I’m telling Malix.




Orion being cute and learning how to walk.




I need a break.. I gotta recharge my sexiness.




Malix: You have a lover?

Lucille: Yes.

Malix: Why am I wasting my time on this.




I’ve been recharged, more magic coming your way, sexy lady.





Yay chicken!




Borage: Bout time.

Isela: I’m pregnant.

Borage: That’s no excuse.





I think I’ll have to watch you 2 as well.





I hate being pale.










I hate this tan!





Rosette: When we gonna hook up?

Quincy: Never.





You will love me!!!





Layla: You jerk! I thought you liked me!

Quincy: I do. Can I have both?

Layla: No!





I’m in labor everyone! Now freak out!






Only Arna freaks out.










Carrie & Seth had a daughter named Cali










This could be anyone.





Borage: I think you need some magic.

Lucille: Maybe I do.





Dusty: You slut! I thought your lover was Dragan. This punk doesn’t look like Dragan.

Borage: All the ladies want this genie dick, fairy hick.

Lucille: I think he’s hot.





They were right about the snowcones!





Malix: Silly face!

Selene: He he he!





I guess Malix is done with Isela this time.





Isela: The baby is coming!

Borage: Who the daddy?

Isela: I dunno!




No idea who’s in there.





Malix & Selene





Isela & Borage had a genie son named Isaiah.





Lucille is pregnant. The daddy could be anyone LOL





Cali doesn’t like Bonehilda, the only one who takes care of her.

Camp Tigo 2: Day 5

Love is in the air… Yeah right, it’s just lust.




Borage: I can only give ya some magic in this photo booth.

Isela: This should be fun.




I heard a chime….





Dusty: I’m ready for some of that vampire loving.




That’s kinda hot. I wonder if I can get Seth to kiss a boy.




Malix: I know you hooked up with my cousin!

Isela: But I was-

Malix: I don’t wanna hear your lies, harlot!




Don’t give me that look Mr. TV man. I love him.




Dusty & Quincy




Is anyone gonna let me out?




I must of eaten a bad snowcone. No? I think so Sid, you know nothing!!! Isn’t that right, Mary?? See Sid, Mary thinks it’s a bad snowcone. I’m not pregnant! Snuffles, what do you think? Snuffles still isn’t talking?




Quincy: Why do you keep yelling at everyone?

Kiki: Maybe cause I like to yell at everyone.

Quincy: You need to get laid more.




Ugh! Bad snowcones!




Seth: You haven’t added any Quincy cream in the mud bath have you?

Quincy: I’m thinking about it.




Orion is adorable.





Rosette: Where did this alien brat come from?

Borage: It’s not mines. Mines weren’t blue.

Arna: Vampires can’t have alien babies.

Kiki: Anyone notice Anson isn’t fat anymore?




Why did my mom leave me with these idiots. I gotta get away from them.





I guess Sid was right. I am pregnant. Yay!




Kiki: I don’t like you.

Seth: Like I care.

Kiki: Asshole.




Make up your mind Lucille.





Malix: I am mad at you.

Isela: I didn’t do anything yet.

Malix: When you do, I will be mad so I’m just reminding you!





I don’t understand you two….

Borage: What the hell are you doing Isela?





Malix: You harlot, you were thinking about my cousin as we made out.

Isela: You don’t know that.

Malix: I’m a vampire, I can read your thoughts, harlot!





Borage: You can’t get this magic and bang my cousin at the same.

Isela: But Borage…

Borage: Nope, you had been cut off from the magic. No genie dick for you.

Isela: Don’t be like that.





Isela: Take me back me Borage. I like the magic.

Borage: You need to do a little less talking and a little more cooking if you want this magic again.

Isela: Asshole!





Carrie: I’m pregnant.

Seth: Shit.





Carrie: Look Seth, I’m a kitty cat! Woof, woof!

Seth: Why did I put a baby in her?





I think this TV is frozen.





Ahhh much better.





Arna: The TV magically turned itself off. I’m bored.

Anson: Let’s make silly faces at each other.

Arna: Okay!





Seth: You two can’t use our love booth.

Dragan: Watch us.

Lucille: Coming Dragan?










Arna: That’s Lucille and Dragan in there.

Anson: Really.





Malix: Rawr I’m a vampire.

Isela: You’re silly. I thought you were mad at me.

Malix: I changed my mind.





You two are hot & cold I swear….





Someone let Orion out. Orion enjoys his freedom by watching TV.





Seth: Seriously who’s alien baby?

Anson: He’s mine.

Seth: Take care of it. It cries a lot.





Malix: STOP. This is a harlot free zone.

Isela: You’re mad at me again?

Malix: Yes.





Isela: Malix can’t make up his mind. I choose you.

Borage: Right choice.

Selene: Hey! I was going after him.





Isela cock blocked me! That was rude!





Malix: There you go again with my cousin! I bet that baby isn’t mine!

Isela: What is your deal? One second you’re mad and then you’re not.

Borage: She can’t help it if she prefer the genie dick over vampire dick. You lost cuz.





Isela: I hope you’re not like Malix who is bipolar I swear.

Borage: Nah.. I don’t get jealous like he does.





Malix: SLUT!

Isela: Seriously Malix!




Borage: Don’t worry about my crazy cousin. I’ll feel better.

Isela: How so?

Borage: You look like you’re running low on magic. Let me refuel ya.