Tango Inferno: Chapter 2.3, Remember Me – Part 1

I never notice the strangeness of my beloved city that I was born and raised in. It wasn’t until my cousins had stopped by that I notice how strange the people in my city can be. Maybe because of all of the drama that I was surrounding in while growing up is why I never notice it. Sometimes I would think about relocating to a different city but I had this awesome house built. It would be such a shame just to pack up and go. I haven’t began enjoy living in this house. Anyway, back to what I was saying. The strangeness of Lucky Palms.

 

 

 

 

For instance, Tequila would randomly make out with a strange man only after knowing him for 2 seconds and they are romantically involved with each other now.  Tequila stakes the park out, looking for new victims to make out with so the new guy would end up rage in jealously over a woman he just met. Then again, Tequila is just a troll and enjoys doing inappropriate things like this. If this guy had any sense at all, he would run like hell away from her. But of course he’s a mindless idiot who has the hots for my insane cousin only cause she planted her diseased lips on him one time.

 

 

 

 

Then some random lady decided to throw water balloons at Martini for the sake of being in this story as she made several attempts to make herself noticeable. Although I find it funny that anyone is willing to toss water balloons at Martini for no reason at all. Watching Tini shriek from the coldness of the water is quite hilarious. As I do not know who this lady is but find her quite attractive, I didn’t mind when Borage randomly invited her over but ignored her while she hung out. She did enjoy her time over however, after flirting with my father who stood creepy like near my front gate as he didn’t know who lived here. I am curious if this lady is open for threesomes? Not sure if Janiya is willing but Tequila’s drink could open the idea of it.

 

 

 

And let’s not forget about the premade townie who would stand on the sidewalk choking herself for no reason at all. I wasn’t aware that this city had anyone that was into erotic asphyxiation. I didn’t think anyone was capable of having any kinky fetishes but I do feel you should do your kinky play in the privacy of your house and not randomly on a public sidewalk. Perhaps if she were to have a makeover, I would consider inviting this lady over for some adult action with Janiya. I really need Tequila to make some of her special drinks if anything exiting were to happen with Janiya and I. 

 

 

 

But the strangeness just get more interesting as this nice looking fairy makes her way over to the wishing well. Tossing a coin in hopes over reuniting with a man whom she only spend time with once and he had forgotten of who she is. She once stayed in this town some time ago. Diamond Flare is her name. Rumors about her banging  different men in order to reach her insane goal of 100 children. I cannot understand why one person is willing have that many children all together. I am curious about her reason. Why? I’m pretty sure this attractive Fae lady could have any guy that she wanted. The short time I got to spoke with her, I could tell she’s a sweet, caring and down to earth type of person. I don’t believe she’s not lovable. I didn’t feel it was right of me to boldly ask about her personal business. I only have my thoughts to wonder on. Maybe she has a giving birth fetish that fires up her clitrous, giving her a intense orgasm? That would be so hot and gross at the same time. Baby juice isn’t attractive.

Diamond’s fondness of my cousin Borage is strange in my opinion. He has no memory of ever meeting her but she finds him desirable. Of all the men she could possibly have, her eyes are on Borage?  He can’t even tell his right from his left. But I do notice a slight change in Borage whenever he’s around her. A change for the good I must add. He seems more sincere and caring with her, randomly. I’m not sure what’s going on here, but she’s good for him. That I can say about this. 

She wishes on a coin that worth 2 cents just to see the guy whom she adores just one more time. What were the odds that he would magically appear? Destiny. I would of believe it’s destiny if I was a believer in true love that results in a long meaningful marriage between two soul mates. I do love Janiya. I do care about her. But marriage is another thing for me. I fear it. You spend tons of money on a fancy wedding just for it the end sooner than your reception party. I don’t believe you have to be married just to prove that you love this person. I enjoy my relationship with Janiya the way it is. I don’t feel that we need to “tie the knot” to prove anything. I love her and she loves me. That should be enough, right? 

I had said my piece as it is my story after all. However a certain person transfer the focus on my cousin Borage since there is a strong desire of having him appear in every Montigo story this week. This doesn’t mean that I won’t be in my own story for the next few chapters. It’s still my story even if my glory hog cousin is getting slightly more attention in this than he should.

 

 

“This is silly. Why would I believe a silly wish on a mere coin would ever come true? If only I were to see him once again. I would of loved if he could of met our daughters. I’m  being silly. What are the odds of me running into him here? Lucky Palms is so far from Starlight Shores.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Borage? This that really you? Am I seeing this?”

 

 

 

 

 

“I missed you..”

 

 

 

 

 

“Um… who are you? You’re crushing my magic junk, strange lady.”

“It’s me, silly!”

“You’re not Cindra by any chance?”

 

 

 

 

“No.. I’m Diamond, Diamond Flare. You don’t remember me? We once met in Sunset City some time ago. I sent you emails about our twin daughters but you acted like you didn’t know me. I guess I am pretty forgetful.. I’ve wanting to see you again, Borage.”

 

 

 

 

“Sunset City? I never been there. We met and you had babies by me? How? I mean.. I would remember a pretty face like yours. Are you sure I’m the right Borage?”

 

 

 

 

“Wait.. you’re not some hooker looking for back pay? Cause I don’t pay for play. Ladies should be paying me for this magic of mine.”

 

 

 

 

“No, Borage. I am not a hooker or anything like that. You are the right Borage who I met. A genie DJ from Starlight Shores? Borage Montigo-Gelman is your name, no?”

 

 

 

 

“Well yeah, I did DJ at a club while I lived in Starlight Shores but my name is simply Borage L. Montigo now. I’m not sure why I don’t remember ever meeting you along fucking you as well. I mean.. I would know if I’ve been with a hot fairy or not. In my memory, I never been with a fairy.”

 

 

 

 

“I’m quite confused.. How can you have no memory of me? The night we shared was special. We had amazing chemistry and you promise to call but you never did. I thought maybe we had something but I guess I was wrong..”

 

 

 

“I am sorry Diamond. I just been having a rough time these past years. My lady was killed the night before our wedding, my namesake child turned out to be my brother and my daughter almost died in a house fire. I lost everything I had and starting over in Brooklyn Heights. I just got a lot going in my life, maybe that’s why I don’t remember you right now.”

 

 

 

 

“You had forgotten about me shortly after our daughters, Opal and Topaz were born. I am sorry to hear about the drama that happen in your life. If I could make it better I would. I care about you, Borage.”

 

 

 

 

“Maybe you try to refresh my memory back at my cousin Rio’s place? That would make me feel better. I’m sure you could find a way to get me to remember something about you.”

 

 

 

“Perhaps that’s a good idea. I’m pretty sure I can find a way to refresh your memory of me.”

 

 

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Diamond Flare from Illyianna’s 100 Baby Challenge will appear in a few more chapters of this story. The next few chapters will connect back to the 42th chapter of Love For The Ladies.

The “random” lady with the water balloons is Vinna Rocha from Vinna Rocha – 10 Men, 100 Babies. She tried her hardest to appear in this story and I allowed lol. Vinna didn’t want to be a background sim haha

Tango Inferno: Chapter 2.2, Tagging Along

I greeted my cousins but was curious of why they were here. It’s been some years since I last seen them at one of our family reunion. I wonder how long have they been in town since I know neither of them lived here. We don’t have any other Montigos living here besides us and my dad. My cousin Nina moved to Bridgeport and is DJing at vampire night clubs, my uncle Malix moved there as well. My aunt Lei is living in Twinbrook, I’m not sure what she’s been up too. I know she went there to attend a art school but that the last thing I know about her. And my cousin Nyx, I have no idea what’s she’s been up to. I have no idea where’s she’s located since she travels a lot. We lost touch after she was sent away, I hope all is well with her. She had a lot of issues when we were teens.

 

 

 

“Hey guys long time, no see. What bring you guys around these neck of the woods?”

“Borage burned my house down. I need a place to stay.”

“Huh? So you all came all the way here?”

“I live here now, I invited Borage and Martini to check out my new place since I moved across town , then dummy over here burned my house down!”

“Hey, I was testing my magic. It’s a genie thing.”

“Go try your stupid genie magic at your own house and burn it down!”

“I notice how your ink job is bad, Tequila.”

“Shut up! Yours looks stupid!”

 

 

 

“Anyway Rio, my favoritest cousin of all, can I please stay here? Your house is so big, you wouldn’t know I was here.”

“He’ll know you were here when he watched 12 men leave your room, hozilla.”

“Shut up your cocksucker! Pretty please Rio?”

“I guess you could stay here until you find a new place to stay.”

“Don’t do it man, she’ll leave her herpes all over the place.”

“Shut it asshole! You can’t talk Mr. I-wanna-fuck-1000-ladies, you probably got tons of nasty cooties!”

“I’m clean, something you’re not.”

“I had it with you! Go get a hair cut, you look stupid!”

“I was gonna but Martini got the wrong tickets, I had no time!”

 

 

 

 

“I see you two are such loving siblings…cousins.. Whatever you guys are. Tequila, you are more than welcome to stay here if you like. I’m sure Niro and Janiya won’t mind. We have plenty of space for you to stay. I guess Borage and Martini would a place to stay until they leave, we have room for them too.”

“You are awesome, Rio. Were gonna have so much fun.”

“I think it would be cool to reconnect with you, Borage and Martini for the time being.”

“I’ll be in town for a few weeks, I needed to get away from some shit back home. So Rio, how are things at Montigo Palms? Especially, how fine are the ladies there?”

“Damn it Borage, can you ever keep your dick in your pants? You won’t learn!”

“Shut up hag, I’m on a mission to…. forget. I do what I want.”

“Just don’t make another baby while you’re here.”

 

 

 

 

“Borage, the club is doing fine. We all can go there tonight if you all want to?”

“You know we do, just warn the girls about Borage’s cooties.”

“I do not have cooties, hag face! I will warn the guys about your many diseases.”

“That’s it!”

“Guys, let’s calm down. I can’t have you both fighting.”

“That’s what we do, Rio. It’s no harm really. I’ve always been this way with my idiot sisters.”

“Who you calling a idiot?! You look like a homeless bum on crack!”

“Guys, really..”

“It’s fine Rio, we just play like this all the time.”

 

 

 

 

“Anyway Rio, are there a lot of hot guys at the club? I haven’t been there even tho I’ve been living here for 2 years.”

“Two years? How come you never made contact with us then?”

“Busy plus for the first year, I was traveling a lot. My sisters got this reality show now and I wanted to be in it for a little bit. It was fun until I learned what my 2 of sister did so I left.”

“What did they do?”

“They fucked my dad.”

“Oh.”

“And Borage wants to kill him for that and other reasons.”

“I could careless what he did with your sisters, what he did with my sister and- I came here to forget…”

“I guess you both now have daddy issues now?”

“Not as bad as Cece. She really hates him now!”

“You all have interesting lives…”

 

 

 

 

After drying off from swimming and getting changed, I asked Tequila and Borage to join me in family room. I figure we had a lot of catching up to do. I would asked Martini to join us but she seem more interested in staring out in space. I wonder if she’s okay but Tequila said she always does that and it probably cause  their mom use to mix rum with their formula when they were babies. I swear Rosette don’t need to have anymore kids.

“Whatcha been up to all this time, Rio?”

“Just living basically but I plan to do something with my life. How about you, Tequila.”

“Drinking, dancing, partying, what else?”

“Aren’t you ready to settle down? Aren’t you in your forties now?”

“And? I don’t need to act my age when I don’t look like it. I love to party!”

“I kinda wonder about your side of the family, none of you age.”

“Maybe cause my mom is a clone from a immortal genie?”

 

 

 

 

“Hmm that’s pretty interesting. Ya know Niro is a genie too is he immortal too?”

“No, but he’ll age slow and live long like Rosette and her kids. But he’ll live long than them. He and I aren’t the same type of genie.”

“There’s different types of genies?”

“Yep, I’m a Navox genie and he’s a Angnav genie. Navox mean “lover” and Angnav means “healer” in some old genie language.  Navox genies were most desired since they were excellent lovers. They were granted immortality while Angnav weren’t, they just live really long.”

“How do you know about all this genie shit suddenly, dummy.”

“Grandmama talks to me.. Well ever since I had Aries, he’s a special rare type of genie. Grandmama schooled me after he came home plus my granddaughter is a special type too. We talk cause I’m the favorite too.”

“Whatever asshole! Why do my mom and my siblings all age slow if were not genies like you?”

“Magic.”

 

 

 

 

“Can you be a little less vague, idiot?”

“If you must know hozilla, grandmama froze your mama’s age for some years so her life would be extended. My mama wasn’t good at cloning and Rose was aging too fast. Grandmama froze her age, she’s actually 6 years older than my mama. Grandmama did some genie magic after unfreezing her age and extended her age since my mama and her were so close like twins.”

“Wait, you genies can extend someone’s life? Could Niro do it since he’s a different type?”

“We can, my grandpa’s life was extended. Niro can extend but my kind can give a longer setting than him.”

“That explains why he’s still alive, he always looked younger than my grandpa when he was older than yours. This is some interesting stuff.”

 

 

 

 

“So Rio I notice that Asian looking side of the house. What’s up with that?”

“It’s going to be my restaurant one day. After I go to school majoring in Business. Niro is going with me too since he wants to be my partner in it.”

“I wanna be apart of it too! I love to cook since I’m not a genie who can magically food appear.”

“If you’re serious about it, you’ll need to go to school with us.”

“Me? Go to school? Sounds boring.”

“Well if you want to be a partner too, you have to.”

 

 

 

“Me, a college student. I guess. I’ll be the first of mama’s kids to be in college. Oh wait… no. I forgot about Fajita.. She went to school. That bitch nerd! I wanted to be the first! You asshole better not tell the hot guys there my real age!”

 

 

 

“We can get you enrolled in the morning, Tequila. How about you, Borage? Ever thought about going to school?”

“Like I could.. I got kids. Lots of them.. I would like to go to meet all the sexy college ladies.”

“What’s you with you genies? Niro said the same thing. I thought he was some healer genie.”

“Doesn’t matter what type we are, all genies love hot, freaky sex. We’re like sex gods or something. Especially us Navoxes.”

“I wonder if my dad was secretly a genie. He was sex addict and got help for it.”

“Wanting put your magic in lots of ladies isn’t a “problem”. That what makes us different from you humans, sex is a wonderful thing.”

“True. So is self love.”

“Oh.. Why bother with that when you got a sexy lady who could touch you? If I had her in my house, it’s orgasms all night long.”

“Don’t even think about my girl that. I just love rubbing one off… often.”

“Okay, super mast bator. You have a problem.”

“There’s nothing wrong of what I do! It’s natural!”

“What’s natural is actually fucking your lady, not giving your self handies every 5 seconds.”

“We have sex, she’s not starved.”

“When? In those 3 seconds you’re not touching yourself?”

“Shut up! Don’t judge me! She gets enough. I’m done with this topic.”

 

 

 

I took my cousins and lady to Montigo Palms for a night out of fun. it was nice getting out and seeing this place again. It’s been a while since I last came here. My dad doesn’t bartender here as much since he travels a lot between here and St. Claire. I have a feeling that we’ll have a great night here.

 

 

 

“I knew I should of gotten a hair cut and shaved my face before I came here. No lady is gonna want me if I’m not cleaned up. I really let myself go..”

“They wouldn’t want you anyway. You’re butt ugly!”

“Shut up hagzilla! No one asked you. I think I could still get ladies looking this way. I’ll show you, Tini.”

“Whatevs.”

 

 

 

We hit the dance floor and danced the night away. Janiya was actually dancing for once. I could never get her onto the dance floor but that’s when I learned that Tequila been doing shots with her. Janiya tried to keep up with her but Tequila is quite a drinker and can handle a lot without issue. I guess having Tequila around would be fun since she loosen Janiya up a bit.

 

 

 

“Since were going to school and shit, we should throw a big party here!”

“It’s hard believe that you’ll be in school. You’re destined to fail.”

“Shut up dummy! You’re just a hater! Stop making dem bay bays like daddy then you could go too!”

“Ain’t nobody got time for that.”

“What’s this I’m hearing about a party?”

“We should throw one, Rio!”

 

 

 

“If you do have a party then you need a sexy and awesome DJ, me.”

 

 

 

“We would need a DJ, Borage. I really don’t wanna pay to bring one in, plus I think Nina is on tour. I think you’re be perfect, Borage.”

“Party? What are you guys talking about?’

“Tequila suggest we should throw a party here before heading to school, Janiya.”

“I guess that could be fun.”

“I love parties! Don’t drink anything Tequila gives you though!”

“Why, Tini? She and I did shots.”

“She puts roofies in the drinks.”

“Why?’

“I dunno, she roofied herself too.”

 

 

 

“What’s this I’m hearing about a party? Will there be sexy ladies there?”

 

 

 

 

“Hell yeah, Niro! Only the hottest bitches will be at this party of ours. No butt ugly hags allowed!”

“I kinda like your cousins, Rio.”

“Janiya, you’re drunk. You’ll hate em when you sober up.”

“I totally roofied her drink! You’ll get lucky tonight, cuzzo!”

“You did what to my drink?”

“I don’t need roofies to have sex with my lady..”

“Then maybe I should of roofied yours instead then she’ll get lucky since you love to over beat your meat!”

“There’s nothing wrong with self loving!”

“Your cousin is funny.”

 

 

 

“If you have fairies in this town, invite them. I would love to put my magic stick in their magic box. I never fucked one before besides.. I need to forget and fulfill my fairy fantasy….”

 

 

 

 

“What’s with you and damn fairies? They ain’t that great. GB and GL are fairies and they suck! Someone remember to put a damn fairy on the list for the fairy lova over there. Fairies ain’t nothing but trouble. Who am I kidding? You love trouble!”

 

 

 

We decided on having a party before we headed off to school. I like this idea but not the fact that Tequila drugged my girlfriend for some random reason. I’m gonna have to watch her. I guess I should watch for fairies for Borage. The only fairy I know of is my little sister Azalea but she’s way too young for him. I guess I will talk to about dad about having a part here in a few weeks.

 

 

 

 

“Rio boo, I don’t feel good.”

“It’s cause Tequila drugged your drink.”

“Why?”

“She’s a idiot. She drugged her own too.”

“She’s dumb.”

“I know but she can’t help it.”

 

 

 

“What you guys doing? Blowing bubbles? That should be easy. I’m great at blowing!”

“Uh.. yeah Tini.. I’m sure you are.”

“Look Rio, bubbles! Bubbles are funny.”

“What’s wrong with your girl?”

“Your sister drugged her.”

“Ha ha ha! Never trust her with a drink.”

“Now you tell us.”

 

 

 

“I forget! That’s cool that you’re all going to school. I wish I could go but my mama said that’s for smart people. I’m not smart and I rather drink and party. Learning is hard, we didn’t finish high school.  They kicked us out. Tequila did get a GED. I would get one but studying is hard. Drinking is easy so I stick to what I know! If I did go, just think about all the hot dick I would be getting.”

 

 

 

 

“It amazes of how any of you made it this far in life..”

 

 

 

 

“I think I’m turning into a kangaroo.”

 

 

 

 

“Look at all this money that I’m winning! I’m gonna stock up on condoms for the college guys!”

“I need to stock up too. My machine must be broken cause I’m not winning.”

“It’s cause you suck!”

“And you swallow.”

“Guys love a girl who swallows.”

“True dat.”

 

 

 

“Okay magic well, I need your help. I need a sexy fairy in my life. I can’t grant myself a wish so you need to do it. What’s the point of being a genie if I can’t grant my own wishes.”

 

 

 

“Please give me my wish magic well. The fairy gotta be sexy, and a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets.”

 

 

 

 

“What’s this shit? Am I getting more sexy for fairies?”

 

 

 

 

After dancing and playing with bubbles, we decided to play some pool. I was shock of how well Borage plays pool. I guess working in a nightclub pays off when it comes to pool. So far it’s been a good night. Janiya is still able to walk and keep up. Maybe Tequila didn’t drug her but honestly I don’t know. Janiya is acting different than usually but I kinda like this side of her.

 

 

 

“Here’s the deal Rio, if I win then I get a night with your girl since you’re very content with your hands.”

 

 

 

 

“Here’s the deal Borage, if you touch her then I will cuts your nuts off.”

 

 

 

 

“I’m just messing with you cuz. You know I wouldn’t do something like that. I may kinda look like my dad but I’m nothing like the bastard.”

I wonder about my cousins. They speak very ill about their father, I know he wasn’t in there lives when they were kids. I always thought my dad wasn’t the best dad because he was always so wrapped in drama and not paying much attention to me. He was in some love triangle with my mom and Jade. The only one who cared me was my aunt Lei before she moved away then I just had Janiya. My dad did get better over time. After his 3 marriage failed under 6 months, he focus on me more. When I compare my dad against theirs, my dad was a great dad. He wouldn’t do most of the shit theirs did. No one why my cousins are so screwed up.

 

 

 

 

“I think my stick is bigger than yours.”

“No it’s not. It’s the same size.”

“Nope, my is bigger.. It’s cause your-“

“Don’t you dare say it..”

“You’re Asian.”

“I will stick this up yours if you don’t shut up.”

“Oh someone is kinky. Too bad only your hand only see that kinky action.” 

“It’s a natural thing!”

 

 

 

After getting home from the club, Janiya started to head for bed but my cousins showed no signs of settling down for the night. They happen to get a keg and started to do keg stands. I don’t think I can keep up with these guys.

 

 

 

 

“You stupid ho!”

“My bad. You’re kinda fat.”

“I ain’t fat! You fat!”

“I’m not fat! You’re fat!”

“Am not!”

“Am too!”

“Your mom is fat!”

“We got the same mom!”

“Your dad is fat!”

“Daddy is kinda fat. Wait.. we got the same daddy too!”

 

 

 

It was long before before one of my idiot started a fire in my kitchen. I wonder if it was Borage since he burned down Tequila’s house. I know that most genies are pyromaniacs. Thank goodness Janiya was there to put out the fire with her witch magic. The idiots just stood there and screamed at the fire like screaming would put it out. It may of not been him since I had him passed out naked in the hot tub.

 

 

 

 

“Drinking is fun! Anyone wanna do another keg stand?”

“I see flying monkeys. Let’s go fry some cheese sticks. I be hungry.”

“Which one of you sluts smoked all of my pot?”

“Tini did.”

“I love pot and french fires.”

“I’m gonna kill you, Tini. I needed you!”

“I need you in my arms bro cuz.”

“Tini, you dumb! Let’s go fry some food. I be hungry too!”

“I hate you hags.”

 

 

 

It was near sunrise and my cousins were still up partying after Janiya put the fire out. I didn’t want to show my cousins that I’ve gotten soft and gave the keg a try. I tried to do a keg stand with Borage but I was still sleepy and dropped him.

 

 

 

“You okay, cuz?”

“Yeah asshole but your face won’t be.”

Tango Inferno: Chapter 2.1, Plans & Goals

It’s me Rio Montigo. It’s been a while since you all last seen me. A lot has happen over the years. I’m now a young adult and living in my own house… not alone of course. My girlfriend Janiya lives with me and my cousin Niro as well. I like living with them I guess. My girlfriend is amazing and I better say that or she’ll go upside my head. Niro is cool, but sometimes he’s a little odd. Life in Lucky Palms have been some good but I feel I have been wasting a good portion of my life sitting around, living the good life. I’m just glad to get a break from all the drama I grew up in.

 

 

 

I had this awesome house built after my trip to Japan with my step dad Adam.  I really want to get in touch with my Japanese roots. We went a restaurant that was attached to a house. I thought that was pretty awesome along with the food their. I was inspire to open my own since I have a love for Japanese food and Lucky Palms lacked in that. Lucky Palms needed something different and I was ready to be that one to bring it. I went to culinary school for a few years because I wanted to open my own restaurant and piano lounge since I love playing the piano a lot.

After finishing culinary school I realize there was one more degree that I needed before starting my dream. Business. I need to know how to run a successful business first. I watched my dad struggle to keep Montigo Palms opened. My dad never finished his business classes and lacked knowledge business wise. He almost sold Montigo Palms but he was able to finish his classes and decided against selling. One thing my dad told me was to go to school before attempting anything. Having the knowledge first will allow me to keep my dreams.

 

 

 

I searched online for the right college of course and found one outside of Lucky Palms. I rather stay in town but Janiya said I should enroll. It’s only cause I learned that she already enrolled there herself without telling me first.  Janiya wants to major in Fine Arts. I would of love to major in that since I love the piano and drawing but I have to do business if I want my dream. Niro took interest in helping me run the place and enrolled in school for business as well. I guess I won’t be going alone and I’m okay with that. I rather go to school with someone.

Anyways our semester doesn’t start until another 3 months from now. So what is there to do until then?

 

 

 

 

In the meanwhile, Janiya has been spending a lot of time drawing. She said she needs to improve her skills so those “white heffas” won’t think they are better than her. I’m not sure where that’s coming from but I found it funny. Janiya had changed over the years but not in a bad way. I still love her but I know she’s ready for the next step in our relationship. Marriage. It’s something that I’m not ready for to be honest. My dad had 3 failed marriages, while my mom is on her second. I like how things are now. Why change it? 

 

 

 

 

And my cousin Niro, he’s spending his time attempting to be a Olympic diver but as you can see that’s going well for him. Niro is slowly coming out of his shell over the past months. He seem so distant whenever we are having a family get together. He acts like he doesn’t belong in the family. Uncle Malix may of been kidnapped child who was illegally adopted. We later learned that my grandma was his third biological parent due to some crazy vampire DNA. His vampire birth mother came across my grandma’s egg. No one know rather if my grandma knew of this. Niro is really a Montigo after all by marriage since my grandpa married my grandma. However it’s not enough convince Niro. He stills feel like a outsider.

 

 

 

 

I told my little sisters Madison and Azalea about us enrolling in school. They were happy at first but realize they wouldn’t be able to come over to swim anymore and hang out after school. My sisters are here every single day for reasons unknown. Janiya doesn’t mind them at times and Niro usually like pranking them. I’ll be happy to have a break from their mindless chatter about boys and fashion.

 

 

 

 

“What do you think college life is gonna be like?”

“I dunno. I don’t think any Montigo from our gen has been to college, Niro.”

“Well I hope there will be some cute girls there.”

“Were going there for a degree, cuz. Don’t forget that. You almost sound like our baby maker cousin.”

“Borage? Ha! It’s a genie thing. I really haven’t dated anyone yet.”

“Genie thing? Please. Were there for degrees not for dating. You can afterwards.”

“You’re not gonna act like my dad are you? Besides, ladies loves genies. I’m ready to live the full college experience.”

“Sex, parties and excessive drinking?”

“Yeah.”

“If you wanted that then pay Zinnia and Rosette a visit in Sunlit Tides. Seriously Niro, promise me you’ll stay focus.”

“It’s easy for you.. You already have a girlfriend.”

“I see what this is about. You need to get laid.”

“Hey!”

“I’m right am I? Stop talking to your invisible friend and maybe it will happen.”

“My friend is REAL! You just can’t see em.”

“Right… When we leave here, keep the invisible friend here.”

“Shut up.”

 

 

 

I worry about Niro sometimes. Ever since he discovered that he’s a genie, he suddenly have a invisible friend who he speaks to. No wonder why he can’t get laid.

 

 

 

 

I was relaxing in my pool one Sunday afternoon. I was enjoying myself, maybe too well. I had a urge to rub one out just cause I wonder  how would it felt it do it out here. I can’t since Niro and Janiya were home and my sisters can show up at anytime. Janiya say I have a problem and need help. I see nothing wrong with being a chronic masturbator. Montigo males have a extremely high sex drive. Just ask my cousin Borage who calls himself BMG. I bet BMG means “Baby Making Genius” cause he’s pretty good at that.

As I was about to reach downstairs I could hear the sweet voice of Janiya calling me. I had no idea that everything is about to change.

 

 

 

“Rio, I know you’re not about to-“

“Jerk off.”

“Yeah!”

“It’s a normal thing!”

“Not when it’s done 20 times a day! Anyway you have some visitors.”

“Who?”

“They told me not to say. You’ll see.”

 

 

 

To my surprise, it was 3 of my idiot cousins from the idiot Montigo side of the family, Borage with his sisters/cousins Tequila Sunrise and Martini. I wonder what bought them here of all places. Knowing them, it’s probably not a good reason at all. However it was nice to see them again. One thing I do like about them is how there’s never a dull moment with them. They were raised terribly but they ended up being very interesting people and unique in their own way. Even if they are brainless.