Tango Inferno: 2.10 – Pre Party

Dinner went surprisingly well given my visiting cousins are bit screwy. I guess when they are hungry they have a little more sense. They spent more time eating than talking. I enjoy listening to Kensi playing on the piano but tried not to watch to too hard fearing Janiya might get jealous. However Janiya didn’t seem to notice at all and kept her eyes on Borage as he ate. Now I was starting to get jealous.

She smiled an him and I wasn’t sure if she was trying to flirt with him quietly but he didn’t take notice. He’s like Niro, genies love food and can’t be bothered no matter how pretty you be. You can’t pull a hungry genie away from their plate. I get that he’s irresistible and all but c’mon, Janiya, that’s my cousin.

 

 

There was a another surprise at the lounge, Tequila and Martini’s brother Ghetto Life was there. Who knew he was there. It’s crazy how some of our family is dropping in here tonight. Turns out that GL moved into town not too long ago just as my aunt Lei did. It’s wonderful hearing that some of the Montigos are returning to LP. Tequila wanted to catch with her younger brother which I thought it was nice. I guess their side of the family is close after all.

 

 

“What am I looking at?”

“Just wait for it.”

“What am I waiting for? Every time you say that, it’s always something disgusting and very unladylike.”

 

 

“Just trust on me this bro.”

“See, when you say I know I cannot trust you.”

“I think I know what that is.”

“Shh, random chick! Stay out of this!”

“I don’t wish to watch anymore of this dear sister.”

“Don’t be a pussy, just keep watching.”

 

 

“What on heavens was that! That was disgusted! I knew I cannot trust you! You are very unladylike!”

 

 

“It’s just afterbirth bro, it’s a natural thing. Amaretto had another baby. It’s girl named Chardonnay.” 

 

 

“Chardonnay like the wine?”

“Yep.”

“It’s a classy wine, but not a proper name for a child. It’s bad enough she named the first one Champagne. Why can’t no one is this family give their children proper names? Aunt Zinnia named hers well why must we continue on our mother’s terrible child naming?”

“If you hate your name so much why don’t you change it?”

“Because that would be rude to change the name that mother and my father have given me.”

“Then stop bitching.”

 

 

“Here’s a picture of a white woman with flowers.”

“Okay, I guess that is nice.”

“Would you bone her?”

“Well no.”

“You’re gay.”

“That doesn’t make me a homosexual because I do not wish to have sexual relations with a lady base on a photo.”

“I would bone her if I had a dick.”

“That is shameful.”

 

 

“Anyway homo, here’s a pic of the new baby.”

“Oh she is adorable. She’s a doll. I can’t wait until I have one of my own.”

“Two men can’t make babies.”

“Shut up Tequila. I have a girlfriend.”

“With a dick?”

“She is a female.”

 

 

“Right, post opt or pre opt? You don’t have to deny that your undying love for a long haired muscular male named Johnny! Is he sexy? How big is dick? Are you a top or a bottom? I bet you’re a power bottom. You look like you like taking it in the ass by Johnny and his huge cock.”

 

 

“For that last time dear sister, my girlfriend is a female and her name is Emmy! I am not a homosexual and never was! Just because I am the way I am does not mean I am a homosexual! If you stop acting like a cunt for 5 seconds maybe I’ll invite you over so you could meet her!”

 

 

“You called me a cunt! You must love me! I thought you hated me this whole time!”

“What? I never hated you dear sister. You mad me so mad tonight, you made me call you a cunt.”

“I liked it, you call me that more often.. I hated being called “dear sister.”

“This family has some issues.”

 

 

“Hey GL, what are you doing here?”

“I heard this was a family owned club so I thought I would give this place a visit.”

“No that’s not what I mean.” 

“Oh. I live here now. I moved here to be with my girlfriend Emmy.”

“Your girlfriend? I didn’t know you had one here.”

“We were dating for about 8 months.”

 

 

“8 months?! When were going to tell you that you had a girlfriend! I tell you everything! You’re suppose to tell me everything too!”

“To be honest dear sister, I wasn’t so sure about Emmy at first. She just found out she was pregnant when we first spoke but the father of her unborn child didn’t want to have anything to do with her. I fell in love with Emmy and she convince me to come stay with her and her newborn daughter Crystal. It’s been quite lovely. I love it here.”

“So you’re with a girl who has a baby?”

“Well yes. Emmy has her faults but she’s a wonderful lady and I love her and her daughter.”

 

 

“I kinda like it here too. I’m not sure if I wanna go back to Sunlit Tides.”

“You’re thinking of moving as well?”

“Yeah. I wanna live here. LP looks fun besides, Amaretto got 2 babies and man now so she doesn’t have time for me and Tequila is here.”

“I see what’s going on here.”

“What?”

“You are lonely. You can’t bare the thought of being apart from one of your triplet sisters. It’s really unhealthy.”

“I can live without them!”

“Doubt it!”

 

 

“But really GL. I wanna come live here. The truth is.. my boyfriend Jackson Jackson dumped me before I came here and I can’t go back. I was wondering if I can stay with you and Emmy until I can find a boyfriend with a nice house.”

 

 

 

“I don’t know about that sister. I can help you find a nice house instead. I’m not sure if we have enough room for you until you find such of thing which I think is terrible. You should find true love instead.”

 

 

“Don’t you have a fairy house?”

“Yes.”

“I can stay in there for the most part. I have a lot of true lovers. Cause there’s been a lot of men who say who love men when they are on top of me.”

“Those men are users and did not love you. They only love your lady bits because it was too user friendly. One day you will find the right guy who actually loves you.”

 

 

“Thanks for letting me stay with you.”

“No problem dear sister. Apparently I need to help protect you from chlamydia.”

“Huh? Chlamydia? Borage’s daughter is harmless. I met her once.”

“What is with this family and baby names?!”

 

 

As the sun had set it was time to move out little party on the roof. We had a guest joined us, Abrianna King. Her family is well known in town. Her attention was on Borage but that wasn’t too surprising, really. It did seem like Niro was trying to grab her attention with his dancing. I never seen him dance so hard in his life. It was kind of amusing and pathetic.

 

 

I was Tequila trying to order a drink from Elesa. I just have to remember to never accept a drink from Tequila and let all the bartenders know to never let Tequila moonlight for a second. Not sure if she thought about it but I’ll make sure that never happens.

 

 

“Got anything extra special for a drink?”

“Like a cherry?”

“That’s lame. Ya know. Something special. Something that can create some memories or take them away.”

“Um we don’t do that here.”

“Well aren’t ya a little buzz kill. I should moonlight, then this party would be jumping.”

“Something tells me I shouldn’t let you near this area. I’m watching you, missy.”

I’m watching missy! Bleh! Whatever! You’re just a kid!”

 

 

“Hey Rio, wanna dance with the rest?”

“Why were you eye humping Borage at dinner?”

“Rio.. Really? Wanna dance?”

“Janiya… Were you?”

“Hah! Don’t be silly. I wasn’t eye humping Borage at dinner. Let’s dance.”

“You were smiling and batting your eyes…”

“Where is this coming from?!”

“I dunno.. I just- I’m sorry..”

“Look, your cousin is pretty with pretty hair. I like his hair. Is that bad?”

“No..”

 

 

I felt pretty silly starting a fight with Janiya about her eyeing Borage at dinner cause she liked his hair. I don’t know why I was feeling insecure suddenly. I guess I feared she would be more interest in his love genie nature since they are supposed to be better lovers in bed and I’m just a boring human. She cupped my face with her warm palms and slowly leaned in to kiss me gently on my lips. It assure that she was still attracted to me and we start to dance around a little.

 

 

 

We laugh, we dance, we drank the night away. Not worrying about a single thing that night. It was time we had a great night out, being young and carefree like we should time to time but not too much. Sometimes it’s good to let loose. I saw a side of Janiya that I never seen before that wasn’t influence by Tequila’s roofies. She was having fun and seem like she was enjoying herself. Not saying that she never have fun but she always a reserve person who didn’t seem much of a partier. However tonight, she was loving it and I was loving his side of her.

 

 

I hope the big send off party will be as great as this little party was. With that said, it got me thinking about school now. Do I really want to go for a business major when fine arts is more appealing? I’m still torn between both majors and it’s possible if I do both but I’ll be in school forever. But I don’t know. I do want my restaurant but I do love music. I’m suppose to be enjoying myself right now. Not worrying about school and my future.. 

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Tango Inferno: Chapter 2.9, Better Days

I told everyone about the new changes that was gone to Montigo Palms and how it was pretty amazing. When Janiya left the room, I mention how pretty the female employees were to the guys. Of course Niro and Borage suggested that we all check out the place tomorrow night. Any mention of a pretty girl and these 2 would be on it.

The next night we all made our way to the palms for a nice night out. Janiya was hoping for a cozy night in front of the TV with me but my cousins are still in town and it would be nice to show them around town as much as possible. Janiya gave me a half smile as I told her that we all plan to check out the club. After we were all dressed, we visited the club. Janiya’s frown turned into a smile as she sat down at the blackjack table with my cousin. Janiya is pretty good at playing blackjack and probably felt like she could beat them. I hope she’s seeing that this was a better ideal than sitting at home. This gives Janiya a chance to bond with them.

 

 

 

“So have any of you played before?”

“I do on my computer when my kids are gone.”

“I have no ideal what I’m doing. I just do whatever Tequila does.”

“I see you’re lost without sidekick, Amaretto.”

“She got a boyfriend and lives with him now.”

“Poor you. I’m not gonna be your new sidekick.”

“I wasn’t asking you, dummy! Anyway how do I play?”

“Wow guys.. This is gonna be easy.”

“Don’t be so sure of yourself, Janiya. I’m pretty good at this.”

“We’ll just see about this Borage.”

“Oh please, B! You can’t even read. So how you gonna play?”

“You can’t read either, Tequila.”

“Oh yeah.. True.”

 

 

 

“I can not believe this! How did you- You must have cheated, Borage!”

“I told ya that I was pretty good, Janiya. Let’s make this more fun. When I win the next round, you can give me a friendly kiss on the cheek.”

“You cheated.. I just know it! I never lose. You counted the cards!”

“So I didn’t win?”

“No, our brother-cousin did you idiot. Those wings made you more dumb. When did you turn into a fairy?”

“Twallan? I wanted to win. So if I count the cards I can win?”

“That’s cheating! Don’t you dare cheat like your brother, cousin or whatever he is to you.”

 

 

 

 

“Looks like I won again. Looks like you own me a friendly kiss.”

“That’s cause you cheated again!”

“Don’t be a sore loser, sexy lady. I tell you what, I’ll let you win the next round and I’ll kiss you on the cheek.”

“I don’t need you to let me win cause I can and will beat you!”

“You know you’re kinda sexy when you’re pissed off.”

“Shut up!”

 

 

 

“I wanted to win. I’m gonna go broke.”

“Why play when you don’t even know how to? If you think grandmama is gonna send you more money then you’re dead wrong.”

“We can’t get anymore from grandmama.”

“She said we were old enough to handle money now and should have figure out how to make more of it by now.”

“How are you gonna pay for your school?”

“Grandmama said she’ll pay if I prove to her that I enrolled. She sent me a nice check.”

“You’re spending that check here, aren’t ya?”

“Totally.”

 

 

 

Niro and I tried our luck in blackjack on another table. Let’s just say that my skills are a bit rusty. Janiya taught me how to play. We use to come up here a lot when we turned 18.

 

 

 

Clearly Niro was a better player…

“I hate this game.”

“That’s cause you suck at it. I am the master of this.”

“Yeah.. you’re still a virgin.”

“That was cold and unrelated to this.”

 

 

 

“Oh no! That was most of my college fund!”

“Muhahahaha! Stupid!”

“Hey, don’t laugh at my misfortune B.”

“Why would you spend your college money here? You know you suck at gambling.”

“Maybe we can rob a bank?”

“Go do what you’re both good at.”

“Like what?”

“Fucking strangers, but ask for money this time.”

 

 

 

 

“How did you know about that? I swear I only done it for a month.”

“Huh? You were hookin’?”

“Maybe.. Your face is stupid!”

“My face is not! Let’s just call daddy and ask for money?”

“Daddy is busying hoing his dick around, he ain’t got no money.”

“So they don’t pay you for having 100 babies?”

“You’re idiot! No they don’t pay you to be a ho unless you’re a hooker!”

 

 

 

We were starting to get a little hungry and I made my way to the piano lounge while the others finish up their game. I saw a face whom I haven’t seen in years. It was my aunt Lei. She moved away soon after her 18th birthday and haven’t made much contact with us since then. I figure she was having a better life in Twinbrook and that was probably why we didn’t hear much from her. However that was far from the truth which I later found out.

 

 

 

“I didn’t know you were in town. Dad haven’t said anything to me. When did you get here? How long are you staying? We got so much to catch up now since we haven’t heard much from you. How is life treating you? Are you still in TB?”

 

 

 

“Oh wow.. so many questions. I guess I can’t blame you since I wasn’t good about keeping contact with everyone but I’m having better days now. I was in a dark time in my life but things are better. I just moved back into town with my husband Eddie. I guess you can call me Mrs. Montigo-Starr now. I’m here to stay now. I dunno why I left. Twinbrook was a terrible place but I’m glad to be back with my husband. LP is my home.”

 

 

 

“Wow.. You’re married? Congrats.. When did this happen? I had no ideal that you got married and all. It’s good to see you again. I’m sorry that TB didn’t work out for you. So had any kids yet or did we all miss out on that too?”

 

 

 

“We got married about 3 years ago. Sadly no kids yet. Eddie and I are trying to have a baby despite what the doctors say. Hopefully I can get a second option from a doctor here. Eddie and I just bought a house and we just moved in 3 days ago. I been meaning to call everyone but I figure I would surprise everyone. So here I am. Matius did a great job with the palms.”

“Yeah my dad did a pretty awesome job here. So where did you meet your husband? What were the doctors saying?”

“I first saw Eddie when I took a trip to Sunlit Tides but I was too shy to say anything to him. I later saw him again when I helped my friend Monique move to Sunset Valley. I was a total clutz and tripped in front of him. There was no way I could say anything to him. So one night.. he found me in a club where I worked at in TB. He was visiting a friend. Let’s say that night he changed my life forever. In fact he rescue me that night.”

“Rescue you from what?”

“From the life that I was living. I was in a dark place. I had a miscarriage and the dad wasn’t as supportive as I thought he should be. I lost my scholarship at the art school that I was tending. I wanted to pay for school with money that I earned and not with money that was handed to me. I wanted to be a humble person. Amaretto suggest that I should work at the strip club with her. I refused. Then one night, my art teacher made an offer. He would pay from my schooling if I sleep with him 3 times a week. I refused his offer… He raped me more than once.. I dropped out of school. I drank a lot. I tried a few party drugs. I became so depressed that I took Amaretto’s offer to dance at the strip club. I didn’t about anything anymore. Then Eddie found me.. We fell in love and now I’m here. Having better days.. Better days compare than the time in TB.”

“I dunno what to say to that. Just wow. I’m sorry that you had to go through that. Did you ever press changes against your art teacher.”

“There wasn’t enough evidence to convict him with. I was shunned at school. No one believed me. They felt that I set it up. He raped me 2 other times but it didn’t matter if I went to the police. They wouldn’t believe me. So I dropped out.”

“That’s fucked up.”

 

 

 

“I try not to think about the past. Eddie and I will start a new life together here in LP. I miss the sunny skies and warm climate. Hopefully with the move, Eddie can put a baby in me. We thought about other methods if I can’t get pregnant on my own.”

“Adoption?”

“That’s one of them but I want to have a biological child at least. IVFs and possible a surrogate mother.”

“Well I wish you nothing but the best. you remember Janiya?”

“Yeah.” 

“We are still together and living in a house that I had built that’s not too far from here.”

“I had a feeling that house I passed was a Montigo home. It’s nice. Maybe I’ll come and visit you soon.”

“We are about to have dinner in a bit. You should join us. Tequila just moved here and Borage and Martini are visiting.”

“I had dinner with Eddie before he head off to his new job. But thanks.”

 

 

 

It was nice to see and catch up with my aunt Lei but I had no ideal she was having a hard time. Hopefully with her return here, she’ll have a better life. The others were done with their game and we all sat down to order. Kensi was on the piano. I had no idea that she could sing as well. It was nice to hear some nice jazzy music to go along with our dinner.

 

 

 

“You need with the menu. It lacks pictures you know.”

“Shut up, Rio.. I can read somewhat.. I can read at a third grade level.. I’m gonna learn soon.”

“Borage, how are you getting life without knowing how to read?”

“Easy.. Avoiding books or anything with words.”

“Sometimes I wanted to email you but I don’t. I figure you wouldn’t be able to read it.”

“I’m not that dumb, guys. I can read a little bit. I just can’t read those big words.”

“You need glasses?”

“Don’t be a smartass, Rio.”

“Just joking with you, cuz. You got kids, maybe it’s time you learn so when your kids need help with school-“

“My kids are grown..”

“Well when you have more-“

“I’m not having anymore..”

“Yeah you say that every time a female gives birth.”

“Shut up..”

 

 

 

“Tini, turn your head.”

“Why?”

“Someone wants to take our picture.”

“Who?”

“The person who watches us. Listen to Niro and do it.”

“We are being watched?!”

“Duh, don’t you think it’s odd how you suddenly became a fairy? Now turn and smile.”

“I thought I was just special. Besides Niro, you’re cray cray. No one is watching us.”

“I thought Niro was crazy but this time he’s right. Someone is watching us.”

“You guys are scaring me!”

Tango Inferno: Chapter 2.7, Just a pinch of autonomously, please

Hell, it has no fury like a scorn genie. Perhaps I should be slightly nicer to Niro knowing genies have the ability to banish others into other realms, such as hell. Borage explained some more about it and I’m quite intrigue by it all. I never taken that much interest in genies nor I have for witches. Perhaps I should take some time in reading up on some supernaturals. Being raised with a genie cousin and a vampire cousin, and now having a witch girlfriend, you would think I should have some interest. I’ve been catch up in my own boring human nature and treated my super companions as normal humans as myself.

 

 

 

Maybe I’m just too distracted by Niro and his “invisible” friend who he named “Patches”. He still claims that he’s a real person whom he can only see cause they are special friends and he has special vision. Niro, you’re special alright.

 

 

 

“The hell dude? Who you talkin’ to?!”

“Patches, he wants to play paper, rocks, scissors. You can’t see him cause I got special genie vision.”

“What? What kind of shit is that? They say I’m cray, no you cray!”

“I’m not crazy! You just don’t understand! You gotta be a genie.”

“Yo B! You see that invisible man?” 

 

 

 

“Run, Patches, run! Go hide right now!”

“Don’t tell him to run. I wanna know if B can still him since he be a genie and all.”

Borage didn’t see Patches with his special genie powers. He mentions genies don’t have any special vision or any sort. Niro rebuffs Borage’s claim saying only a genie of his kind has this power. Borage scoffs indicating Niro is speaking bullshit.  I felt like Niro is really starting to lose it a bit.

 

 

 

“Janiya?! What are you doing?”

“I’m trying to cast the crazy out of you.”

“But I’m not crazy! You’re crazy! Stop.”

“You’re not going to school with us talking that madness. I cast the crazy out! Crazy be gone!”

“Stooooooooop!”

 

 

 

“So do you feel any different? Like not crazy or anything?”

 

 

 

 

“Actually, I feel quite fabulous like I’ll soon look slightly different with new hair and skin. In fact we all will get new hair and skin and look more sexy. Can you feel it? The sexiness is coming when we enter a portal called CAS.”

 

 

 

“Well shit, I think I just made you even crazier than before.”

 

 

 

Afterwards Niro’s weirdness, I figure it was time to turn in for the night and leave the others to their own devices. Janiya soon joined me in our room.

“You sure about taking Niro along with Tequila with us? They oblivious have some issues that needs to be addressed. I’m really concern about Niro, that invisible friend of his is making him even stranger. Would he manage to study and focus on his grades? As for Tequila, I think she’ll be wasting her time. Does she even know what a book is?”

“I think Niro will do just fine. Maybe if he meets a sweet college girl, we’ll hear no more of this Patches guy. Not sure about Tequila but out of all of Rosette’s kids, she’s the only one interest in college. I hope she’ll do okay.”

“Let’s say they did well and manage to get their degrees, you really want them as your business partners? What if you wanted to branch out and pursuit other business opportunities, you know they wanna tag along.”

“I’m pretty sure they’ll want to do their own thing after sometime. Niro talks about toy making often. He has some neat ideal for new toys for kids. As Tequila, her side of the family love to party more, I can see her wanting her own night club like Borage.”

“Yeah, I think the strip club is more of her thing. I didn’t know Niro was interest in toy builder. Never saw him as the inventor type.”

“You gotta talk to him sometime. Niro is a little different but he has dreams and goals like me.”

 

 

 

 

I hope my mentioning of Niro’s interests will make Janiya be less harsh towards him. She felt a little bad to think he’ll be a burden on us but I assure that he’ll be fine. We gave each other a goodnight kiss and intended to go the sleep but I had other things on my mind.

 

 

 

“Yo B, you gonna do her?”

“Yeah, when you 2 get out.”

“Ah c’mon, B! Tini and I wanna see you. You think you better than dad?”

“Get out!”

“C’mon T, I really don’t wanna see this. It’s weird.”

“Where’s your sense of adventure, Tini?”

“It’s out there, let’s go and grab it.”

“Yes, please. Get out, I’m trying to have a moment here.”

“Moment of lameness. Let’s go, Tini.”

 

 

 

When morning came about, Borage and Diamond said their goodbyes. To insure no forgetfulness, Diamond convinced Borage to take a photo with her in hopes he’ll remember her.

 

 

 

However she might want to work on her photo taking skills.

 

 

 

Surely Borage is more skilled with mobile photo taking. Probably cause of all the photos he takes of his genitals for send to various women. They make look sweet in the moment, but not earlier.

 

 

 

 

“Oh yeah! I told ya I was pretty good at this.”

 

 

 

 

“Big deal, I let you win. You’re a girl and all. I figure I’ll let you win.”

 

 

 

 

“You’ll promise to keep in contact with me?”

“Yeah, I got your number and email. I promise to hit you up everyday.”

“I’ll miss you.”

“I’ll miss you too.”

 

 

 

“Dat ass.”

“Seriously dude?”

“What? I’m just saying. I can still why you’ll hit that but how could you forget her? If I had her, I would never forget her.  I would never let her go. Why do douche bags like you get all the ladies?”

“Who you calling a douche? I’m not some weirdo with a invisible friend named Patches.”

“Ugh, only I can see him cause I got magic eyes.”

“Whatever dude, you’ll never her a lady like Diamond or a lady at all.”

“I’ll get a lady. I’ll show you. I’ll show you all. I can get ladies like any other genie.”

“Wanna put some money on it?”

“Hell yeah!”

” I bet 5 Gs you can’t get a lady to fuck at the party.”

“I bet 5 Gs I can.”

“Okay cuz, bring it.”

“I hope you got your ATM card. You gonna make a withdraw soon.”

 

 

 

Happy Birthday to the Montigo-Gelman kids!

Then

On August 15, 2012 I originally had 5 little babies born into the legacy. They appeared in Chapter 5 of Party Montigo. They are the only Montigos who I remember the actual day they were born since I released the chapter soon afterwards. However in the toddler pic you’ll notice a extra kid. At the time I was trying out toddler poses and forgot to move the extra kid out of the shot. That’s August, Borage and Celsia’s step brother.

 

 

Now

I knew they were going to be my favorite set of kids. However I didn’t spend a lot of time on them when they were kids. One of my biggest regrets. Yes, I do have a second childhood file but I haven’t played with it so much. Again, a extra sim in this pic. Mojito wasn’t originally born the first time around. When I played their old save, Rosette had a extra baby. I thought Mojito was too cute to just walk away from. I cleverly added him into the legacy last winter. He did grow up with his siblings but is trying to bond with them as much as possible.

 

 

 

I thought about doing a little special but decided not to since I want to work on a chapter. I have a few photos of them in IP. I thought about showing them all taking a trip to celebrate their joint birthdays but it may come later. I’m thinking of showing flashes of the event in their own stories when they reminisce for a moment.

 

 

 

 

It’s been too long since I last seen them all in one house. Things get a little crazy since they have most of a fun traits. Borage’s first move was to insult Amaretto but with her diva trait, she let him know that wasn’t cool lol

 

 

 

I see that they still carried on their personalities naturally. Martini always felt out and is the butt of every joke. Martini isn’t the brightest and was always a easy target to be picked on.

 

 

 

However Borage’s personality had taken a slight curve. Adding the inappropriate  to him seemed to alter his personality. I’m thinking of the changing it in the near future. It works well with Tequila but not so much for Borage. I gave it to him so he could immediately try to make out with a lady the moment he meets her. I portray him to straight forwarded who jumps the gun. However he tends to be more of asshole with insulting anyone in sight. I rarely seen Tequila do so but Borage does it often and it’s very annoying. I’m just deciding on which trait he’ll trade it with.

 

 

 

Mojito is very forgiving and doesn’t mind Borage’s asshole-ness but I’m tried of it.

 

 

I did a random quick pose challenge with them. It’s where to select ‘random quick poses’ with the pose player add on, on each sim. Then you try to make each posed sim work together. It was fun but irritating when a sim stop posing. I figure I had some dead poses that I need to remove. I know a had a lot of kid poses that no longer work.

 

Where are the Montigo-Gelman kids at now?

Borage – He’s currently living in Evansdale County but I’m vague about where he lives cause has been placed on different worlds recently. Finding a nice world with enough space that doesn’t lag is difficult.

Celsia – She’s currently living in Hidden Springs. I’m debating if she should move or not. I remake her town and now it lags. I may need to remove some sims or something. I’ll figure something out.

Martini – She made a return in Party Montigo and stayed in Sunlit Tides. But PM is having a time jump. I’m unsure what to do with her. I thought about dropping her off in Celsia’s story.

Amaretto Sour – I had plans for her to make cameo appearances in Party Montigo. She would be living in Sunlit Tides with her boyfriend and daughter. But I don’t know if I’ll have Gen 2 of Party Montigo in Sunlit Tides or not.

Tequila Sunrise – Currently she’s apart of Tango Inferno and living in Lucky Palms.

Mojito – Mojito is due to appear in Borage’s story at some point and also in Dodder’s. Mojito isn’t sabled so naturally he doesn’t have a place he calls home.

 

Tango Inferno: Chapter 2.6, Confrontation

Back downstairs, the rest of us tried to kick back. I notice Martini and Tequila were enjoying our new ping pong table but course decided to play a not so friendly game of beer pong of course. Apparently Tequila spent too much time in the summer and said she was trying to convince some guy that she wasn’t a vampire by laying on the sidewalk while it’s 102 degrees outside. If she’s been in Lucky Palms as long as she said then she would know laying out on a burning hot sidewalk during the summer was a stupid idea. But then again she’s a child of Rosette and I expect nothing less from her. Hearing shouts and hair pulling from our gym gave Janiya and I a jump. I was about to run into the gym but I remember my cousins were in there. I told Janiya it was cool and that how the sisters are like with each other. I’m not sure if allowing Tequila to stay with us was a great idea but Martini wouldn’t be here too much longer. We wouldn’t have to put up with their scream matches much longer.

“Now.. I’m gonna get this. This ball. That cup. I swear. I’m gonna do it.”

“Yeah yeah bitch. Just do it!”

“I will. Hold it.”

“Hold what?”

“My dick! What do you think, stupid?”

“I always were you were a man.”

“Your mom.”

‘But we got the same mom.”

“Ugh you are so dumb!”

 

 

 

“Fuckin’ shit man! How could I miss that? I so had it and fuck. I hate. This game. This game sucks genie balls. I’m gonna like…. I’m gonna like burn this table. Yeah. That’s what I’m gonna do. Fuck this table! Burn this shit!”

 

 

 

 

“Don’t be blaming the table cause you suck genie balls. You lame. You suck. I’m so gonna win this game cause I’m like the better triplet. You look like a man!”

 

 

 

 

“Keep talking ho-bitch.”

“I’ll keep talking. Then you gonna be mad when I win. In your face cunt bag!”

“Yeah yeah, just throw the damn ball.”

“Don’t rush man lady!”

“You got one more time to call me that whore-zilla!”

“Or what?”

“I’ll snatch off your bad weave.”

“I’m not wearing a weave!”

“Who you trying to convince? That ain’tcha hair!”

“Suck a genie dick!”

 

 

 

 

“Ha! You missed bitch! Take a sip.”

“Gladly.”

“Just so you know, I told Borage to stick his dick and rub it around in all of your cups and I put a roofie in one of them. How does our cousin-brother’s genie dick taste like? Ha ha ha ha ha!”

 

 

 

 

“You fucking whore-zilla cunt bag bitch! If I wasn’t so drunk, I would walk over and murder-nate you!” 

 

 

 

 

 

Janiya made dinner for the night and some of us sat at the table while some of us was just being odd. I’m unsure how the other side of the Montigos were raised but I no longer complain about my upbringing. My cousins are just really fucked up.

“Tequila, are you gonna join us?”

“No.”

“We have plenty of room at the table.”

“I know.”

“So you just gonna stand in the corner and eat?”

“Yeah, I’m inappropriate. This is shit that I do. Plus Martini is mad at me. I convince Borage to rub his dick in her cups. I offered to pay him if he ejaculated in one of the time but he wouldn’t go for it. Lame, I know. It would be more funnier. I told him the cups were for you. I think he wanna dick you.”

“WHAT?! That’s really fucked up!”

“Duh! I know! I’m inappropriate remember? That’s kinda my thing ya know.” 

 

 

 

 

“Would you ever rub your dick in a cup, Rio?”

“What the-“

“You heard what Tequila did? Like that was messed up. I pretty much just gave my cousin-brother a blow job! Like how I am I’m gonna face him knowing how I kinda sucked his dick in a cup.”

“This isn’t dinner conversation, Martini.”

“Too bad Rio cause this is like a big deal. If you drink from a cup that a dick as been in, then you just sucked their dick.”

“That’s not how it works.. You really didn’t do that.”

“Yes I did! His dick was in my cup and my mouth was on that cup. That’s kinda like a blow job in a mental kinda way ya know. Mental blow jobs!”

“Martini, just stop.. Where is Borage anyway?”

“He still fucking that fairy good and proper. Can’t you hear it? “Oh Borage! Oh Borage! Fuck me harder, harder! Gimme the dick hard!” You don’t hear that shit?”

“No Martini. I don’t hear anything that like.”

“Dude you must be deaf. FUCK HER GOOD BORAGE!”

 

 

 

As the evening faded into night, the house began to die down. It was hard to believe that everyone was tired enough to go the bed before midnight. The cocktail sisters found the guest room and didn’t make to the bed before passing out. I figure they were use to being knocked out on the cold floor. Borage asked if Diamond could stay the night with him and I gladly agreed. I let them sleep in Azalea’s bed for whenever she stays over. No one knew was about about to emerge from the thick walls in the of the night. Borage was awaken by a eerie voice but a familiar voice. A voice whom he haven’t heard in years.

“Borage.. My love. A wake…”

“Lois?”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“You got some nerve! What are you doing here?!”

“I missed you. Don’t you still love me?”

“Love you? Love you?! I fucking hate you! I’m glad that you are dead and gone! After what I found out! I never want to see your disgusting face again!”

“What are you talking about?! I’m confuse!”

“Don’t act brand new, Lois! You didn’t think I would find out about what you did!”

“What did I do?”

“You fucked my dad!”

 

 

 

 

“I never- I never touched your dad! What are you talking about? Did this fairy bitch tell you something? Whatever it was, it’s a damn lie! I would not do no such to you, Borage. I love you. I would never do anything to hurt you and you know that!”

 

 

 

 

“Shut your lying whore mouth! Don’t even come at me “I’ll never do anything to hurt you” shit! You fucked my dad, you had his baby and lied to me saying Junior was my son! I know I did some shit! I’m not perfect! I let those girls in Hidden Springs suck me off, I fucked BL’s mom and let her suck me off but you know what? I owned up to it! I didn’t try to lie to you about it! But you did! You thought you could pass off my brother as my son and thought I would never find out! Junior got sick and I wasn’t a match but my dad was! You didn’t count on that did you? You fucking slut! I hate you!”

 

 

 

 

“Okay.. yes I was with your father but I had a moment of weakness. I relapsed, I had a few drinks and I was unsure if you would ever be faithful to me. Your dad was nice to me, he made me feel good about myself. I wanted to spend time with you but you were so tired. You were always so tired. Your dad wanted my attention and I needed attention. One thing lead to another. I regret it. I shouldn’t let it happen but if did. I’m sorry.”

 

 

 

 

“I was pregnant with 7 fuckin’ babies! Of course I was tried all the time and you should know the feeling! So I couldn’t give you attention for one night, big fuckin’ deal! That didn’t mean you needed to go ride my dad’s dick for a night! You could of told me that there’s a chance that Junior wasn’t mine! I gave him my name! I gave him my fuckin; name! I wanted a son with my name and my brother has it instead! I can’t give my name to another child and take Junior’s away! If you would of owned up to fucking my dad, then maybe we could of worked it out! But the fact that you hid it from for years pisses me off! I tried to change for you! I wanted to change for you! I thought you were the right lady for me! I loved you! I wanted to marry you! I wanted to live the rest of your live with you! I wanted you to be the one! For once in my life, I thought I would settled down and have the family that I never had! I wanted to be your husband! I wanted to fathered more of your kids! I changed myself all for nothing! I mourned your death for years! I fucked up my kids lives cause I was so wrapped up in your shit! Whoever killed you, I wanna meet them and thank them for taking out the trash!”

 

 

 

 

“You can’t really mean that…”

“I’m glad you’re dead.”

“Borage…”

“Don’t come closer to me. I want nothing to do with you anymore.”

“Borage, please. I am sorry. I’m really am. I still love you. We can still be together.”

“I want nothing to do with you like I just said. You are just another regret in my life. I wish I never met you.”

“If we never met, you would never had Phoenix, Lotus and Boragio… You regret our children too?”

“I don’t regret my children I had with you but it doesn’t change the fact that I regret you. I just wish my children didn’t have such a shitty mother!”

“Borage, please don’t say that.”

“But it’s true. I can’t stand you. I hate you and I want you to go now.”

“I’m not going anywhere.”

 

 

 

“Get the fuck out. Can’t you understand that I don’t want to be with your whore ass. Get it through your fuckin’ head. I hate you. I don’t love you anymore.”

“I’m not leaving you. I still love you. I want to work this out.”

“How the fuck you and I can be together when you are a fuckin’ dead ghost.”

“I can return to the living world if a love one accepts me.”

“Well I’m not accepting you so you can go fuck off now.”

“Borage please accept me. We can be a family again and my kids.. They need me. I miss them.”

“Your kids don’t want anything to do with you like myself. I will never accept you.”

 

 

 

“I will never be out of your life. Even if you don’t accept me, I can haunt you forever! I will make sure no other will come near you! You’ll live your immortal life lonely and will never feel the touch of another female! I will make your fairy bitch’s life a living hell! You should of accepted me and work out our differences but now… YOU WILL PAY!”

 

 

 

 

With those words, triggered a intense anger as he were to strike her but he had one move better.  After all these years of living with Niro, I didn’t know genies could be so powerful. Fueled with anger as Lois threaten to be a nuisance in Borage’s life and possibly Diamond’s, he had no choice to do what he had done. Genies have the power to banish a human into another dimension usually when they are extremely angry with the person.

 

 

 

The only problem was that Lois is a ghost and his genie magic had no affect on Lois. However with a little help with fairy magic, Diamond was able to turn Lois into a solid form long enough for Borage to banish Lois into another dimension. He only had a 60 second shot at this and without a second thought, Borage banish her to the unknowns. I asked Borage if he knew where he sent her. He slowly looked into my eyes with a smug smile on his face and said, “Home. The home of where she belongs, Hell.”

Tango Inferno: Chapter 2.3, Remember Me – Part 1

I never notice the strangeness of my beloved city that I was born and raised in. It wasn’t until my cousins had stopped by that I notice how strange the people in my city can be. Maybe because of all of the drama that I was surrounding in while growing up is why I never notice it. Sometimes I would think about relocating to a different city but I had this awesome house built. It would be such a shame just to pack up and go. I haven’t began enjoy living in this house. Anyway, back to what I was saying. The strangeness of Lucky Palms.

 

 

 

 

For instance, Tequila would randomly make out with a strange man only after knowing him for 2 seconds and they are romantically involved with each other now.  Tequila stakes the park out, looking for new victims to make out with so the new guy would end up rage in jealously over a woman he just met. Then again, Tequila is just a troll and enjoys doing inappropriate things like this. If this guy had any sense at all, he would run like hell away from her. But of course he’s a mindless idiot who has the hots for my insane cousin only cause she planted her diseased lips on him one time.

 

 

 

 

Then some random lady decided to throw water balloons at Martini for the sake of being in this story as she made several attempts to make herself noticeable. Although I find it funny that anyone is willing to toss water balloons at Martini for no reason at all. Watching Tini shriek from the coldness of the water is quite hilarious. As I do not know who this lady is but find her quite attractive, I didn’t mind when Borage randomly invited her over but ignored her while she hung out. She did enjoy her time over however, after flirting with my father who stood creepy like near my front gate as he didn’t know who lived here. I am curious if this lady is open for threesomes? Not sure if Janiya is willing but Tequila’s drink could open the idea of it.

 

 

 

And let’s not forget about the premade townie who would stand on the sidewalk choking herself for no reason at all. I wasn’t aware that this city had anyone that was into erotic asphyxiation. I didn’t think anyone was capable of having any kinky fetishes but I do feel you should do your kinky play in the privacy of your house and not randomly on a public sidewalk. Perhaps if she were to have a makeover, I would consider inviting this lady over for some adult action with Janiya. I really need Tequila to make some of her special drinks if anything exiting were to happen with Janiya and I. 

 

 

 

But the strangeness just get more interesting as this nice looking fairy makes her way over to the wishing well. Tossing a coin in hopes over reuniting with a man whom she only spend time with once and he had forgotten of who she is. She once stayed in this town some time ago. Diamond Flare is her name. Rumors about her banging  different men in order to reach her insane goal of 100 children. I cannot understand why one person is willing have that many children all together. I am curious about her reason. Why? I’m pretty sure this attractive Fae lady could have any guy that she wanted. The short time I got to spoke with her, I could tell she’s a sweet, caring and down to earth type of person. I don’t believe she’s not lovable. I didn’t feel it was right of me to boldly ask about her personal business. I only have my thoughts to wonder on. Maybe she has a giving birth fetish that fires up her clitrous, giving her a intense orgasm? That would be so hot and gross at the same time. Baby juice isn’t attractive.

Diamond’s fondness of my cousin Borage is strange in my opinion. He has no memory of ever meeting her but she finds him desirable. Of all the men she could possibly have, her eyes are on Borage?  He can’t even tell his right from his left. But I do notice a slight change in Borage whenever he’s around her. A change for the good I must add. He seems more sincere and caring with her, randomly. I’m not sure what’s going on here, but she’s good for him. That I can say about this. 

She wishes on a coin that worth 2 cents just to see the guy whom she adores just one more time. What were the odds that he would magically appear? Destiny. I would of believe it’s destiny if I was a believer in true love that results in a long meaningful marriage between two soul mates. I do love Janiya. I do care about her. But marriage is another thing for me. I fear it. You spend tons of money on a fancy wedding just for it the end sooner than your reception party. I don’t believe you have to be married just to prove that you love this person. I enjoy my relationship with Janiya the way it is. I don’t feel that we need to “tie the knot” to prove anything. I love her and she loves me. That should be enough, right? 

I had said my piece as it is my story after all. However a certain person transfer the focus on my cousin Borage since there is a strong desire of having him appear in every Montigo story this week. This doesn’t mean that I won’t be in my own story for the next few chapters. It’s still my story even if my glory hog cousin is getting slightly more attention in this than he should.

 

 

“This is silly. Why would I believe a silly wish on a mere coin would ever come true? If only I were to see him once again. I would of loved if he could of met our daughters. I’m  being silly. What are the odds of me running into him here? Lucky Palms is so far from Starlight Shores.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Borage? This that really you? Am I seeing this?”

 

 

 

 

 

“I missed you..”

 

 

 

 

 

“Um… who are you? You’re crushing my magic junk, strange lady.”

“It’s me, silly!”

“You’re not Cindra by any chance?”

 

 

 

 

“No.. I’m Diamond, Diamond Flare. You don’t remember me? We once met in Sunset City some time ago. I sent you emails about our twin daughters but you acted like you didn’t know me. I guess I am pretty forgetful.. I’ve wanting to see you again, Borage.”

 

 

 

 

“Sunset City? I never been there. We met and you had babies by me? How? I mean.. I would remember a pretty face like yours. Are you sure I’m the right Borage?”

 

 

 

 

“Wait.. you’re not some hooker looking for back pay? Cause I don’t pay for play. Ladies should be paying me for this magic of mine.”

 

 

 

 

“No, Borage. I am not a hooker or anything like that. You are the right Borage who I met. A genie DJ from Starlight Shores? Borage Montigo-Gelman is your name, no?”

 

 

 

 

“Well yeah, I did DJ at a club while I lived in Starlight Shores but my name is simply Borage L. Montigo now. I’m not sure why I don’t remember ever meeting you along fucking you as well. I mean.. I would know if I’ve been with a hot fairy or not. In my memory, I never been with a fairy.”

 

 

 

 

“I’m quite confused.. How can you have no memory of me? The night we shared was special. We had amazing chemistry and you promise to call but you never did. I thought maybe we had something but I guess I was wrong..”

 

 

 

“I am sorry Diamond. I just been having a rough time these past years. My lady was killed the night before our wedding, my namesake child turned out to be my brother and my daughter almost died in a house fire. I lost everything I had and starting over in Brooklyn Heights. I just got a lot going in my life, maybe that’s why I don’t remember you right now.”

 

 

 

 

“You had forgotten about me shortly after our daughters, Opal and Topaz were born. I am sorry to hear about the drama that happen in your life. If I could make it better I would. I care about you, Borage.”

 

 

 

 

“Maybe you try to refresh my memory back at my cousin Rio’s place? That would make me feel better. I’m sure you could find a way to get me to remember something about you.”

 

 

 

“Perhaps that’s a good idea. I’m pretty sure I can find a way to refresh your memory of me.”

 

 

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Diamond Flare from Illyianna’s 100 Baby Challenge will appear in a few more chapters of this story. The next few chapters will connect back to the 42th chapter of Love For The Ladies.

The “random” lady with the water balloons is Vinna Rocha from Vinna Rocha – 10 Men, 100 Babies. She tried her hardest to appear in this story and I allowed lol. Vinna didn’t want to be a background sim haha

Tango Inferno: Chapter 2.2, Tagging Along

I greeted my cousins but was curious of why they were here. It’s been some years since I last seen them at one of our family reunion. I wonder how long have they been in town since I know neither of them lived here. We don’t have any other Montigos living here besides us and my dad. My cousin Nina moved to Bridgeport and is DJing at vampire night clubs, my uncle Malix moved there as well. My aunt Lei is living in Twinbrook, I’m not sure what she’s been up too. I know she went there to attend a art school but that the last thing I know about her. And my cousin Nyx, I have no idea what’s she’s been up to. I have no idea where’s she’s located since she travels a lot. We lost touch after she was sent away, I hope all is well with her. She had a lot of issues when we were teens.

 

 

 

“Hey guys long time, no see. What bring you guys around these neck of the woods?”

“Borage burned my house down. I need a place to stay.”

“Huh? So you all came all the way here?”

“I live here now, I invited Borage and Martini to check out my new place since I moved across town , then dummy over here burned my house down!”

“Hey, I was testing my magic. It’s a genie thing.”

“Go try your stupid genie magic at your own house and burn it down!”

“I notice how your ink job is bad, Tequila.”

“Shut up! Yours looks stupid!”

 

 

 

“Anyway Rio, my favoritest cousin of all, can I please stay here? Your house is so big, you wouldn’t know I was here.”

“He’ll know you were here when he watched 12 men leave your room, hozilla.”

“Shut up your cocksucker! Pretty please Rio?”

“I guess you could stay here until you find a new place to stay.”

“Don’t do it man, she’ll leave her herpes all over the place.”

“Shut it asshole! You can’t talk Mr. I-wanna-fuck-1000-ladies, you probably got tons of nasty cooties!”

“I’m clean, something you’re not.”

“I had it with you! Go get a hair cut, you look stupid!”

“I was gonna but Martini got the wrong tickets, I had no time!”

 

 

 

 

“I see you two are such loving siblings…cousins.. Whatever you guys are. Tequila, you are more than welcome to stay here if you like. I’m sure Niro and Janiya won’t mind. We have plenty of space for you to stay. I guess Borage and Martini would a place to stay until they leave, we have room for them too.”

“You are awesome, Rio. Were gonna have so much fun.”

“I think it would be cool to reconnect with you, Borage and Martini for the time being.”

“I’ll be in town for a few weeks, I needed to get away from some shit back home. So Rio, how are things at Montigo Palms? Especially, how fine are the ladies there?”

“Damn it Borage, can you ever keep your dick in your pants? You won’t learn!”

“Shut up hag, I’m on a mission to…. forget. I do what I want.”

“Just don’t make another baby while you’re here.”

 

 

 

 

“Borage, the club is doing fine. We all can go there tonight if you all want to?”

“You know we do, just warn the girls about Borage’s cooties.”

“I do not have cooties, hag face! I will warn the guys about your many diseases.”

“That’s it!”

“Guys, let’s calm down. I can’t have you both fighting.”

“That’s what we do, Rio. It’s no harm really. I’ve always been this way with my idiot sisters.”

“Who you calling a idiot?! You look like a homeless bum on crack!”

“Guys, really..”

“It’s fine Rio, we just play like this all the time.”

 

 

 

 

“Anyway Rio, are there a lot of hot guys at the club? I haven’t been there even tho I’ve been living here for 2 years.”

“Two years? How come you never made contact with us then?”

“Busy plus for the first year, I was traveling a lot. My sisters got this reality show now and I wanted to be in it for a little bit. It was fun until I learned what my 2 of sister did so I left.”

“What did they do?”

“They fucked my dad.”

“Oh.”

“And Borage wants to kill him for that and other reasons.”

“I could careless what he did with your sisters, what he did with my sister and- I came here to forget…”

“I guess you both now have daddy issues now?”

“Not as bad as Cece. She really hates him now!”

“You all have interesting lives…”

 

 

 

 

After drying off from swimming and getting changed, I asked Tequila and Borage to join me in family room. I figure we had a lot of catching up to do. I would asked Martini to join us but she seem more interested in staring out in space. I wonder if she’s okay but Tequila said she always does that and it probably cause  their mom use to mix rum with their formula when they were babies. I swear Rosette don’t need to have anymore kids.

“Whatcha been up to all this time, Rio?”

“Just living basically but I plan to do something with my life. How about you, Tequila.”

“Drinking, dancing, partying, what else?”

“Aren’t you ready to settle down? Aren’t you in your forties now?”

“And? I don’t need to act my age when I don’t look like it. I love to party!”

“I kinda wonder about your side of the family, none of you age.”

“Maybe cause my mom is a clone from a immortal genie?”

 

 

 

 

“Hmm that’s pretty interesting. Ya know Niro is a genie too is he immortal too?”

“No, but he’ll age slow and live long like Rosette and her kids. But he’ll live long than them. He and I aren’t the same type of genie.”

“There’s different types of genies?”

“Yep, I’m a Navox genie and he’s a Angnav genie. Navox mean “lover” and Angnav means “healer” in some old genie language.  Navox genies were most desired since they were excellent lovers. They were granted immortality while Angnav weren’t, they just live really long.”

“How do you know about all this genie shit suddenly, dummy.”

“Grandmama talks to me.. Well ever since I had Aries, he’s a special rare type of genie. Grandmama schooled me after he came home plus my granddaughter is a special type too. We talk cause I’m the favorite too.”

“Whatever asshole! Why do my mom and my siblings all age slow if were not genies like you?”

“Magic.”

 

 

 

 

“Can you be a little less vague, idiot?”

“If you must know hozilla, grandmama froze your mama’s age for some years so her life would be extended. My mama wasn’t good at cloning and Rose was aging too fast. Grandmama froze her age, she’s actually 6 years older than my mama. Grandmama did some genie magic after unfreezing her age and extended her age since my mama and her were so close like twins.”

“Wait, you genies can extend someone’s life? Could Niro do it since he’s a different type?”

“We can, my grandpa’s life was extended. Niro can extend but my kind can give a longer setting than him.”

“That explains why he’s still alive, he always looked younger than my grandpa when he was older than yours. This is some interesting stuff.”

 

 

 

 

“So Rio I notice that Asian looking side of the house. What’s up with that?”

“It’s going to be my restaurant one day. After I go to school majoring in Business. Niro is going with me too since he wants to be my partner in it.”

“I wanna be apart of it too! I love to cook since I’m not a genie who can magically food appear.”

“If you’re serious about it, you’ll need to go to school with us.”

“Me? Go to school? Sounds boring.”

“Well if you want to be a partner too, you have to.”

 

 

 

“Me, a college student. I guess. I’ll be the first of mama’s kids to be in college. Oh wait… no. I forgot about Fajita.. She went to school. That bitch nerd! I wanted to be the first! You asshole better not tell the hot guys there my real age!”

 

 

 

“We can get you enrolled in the morning, Tequila. How about you, Borage? Ever thought about going to school?”

“Like I could.. I got kids. Lots of them.. I would like to go to meet all the sexy college ladies.”

“What’s you with you genies? Niro said the same thing. I thought he was some healer genie.”

“Doesn’t matter what type we are, all genies love hot, freaky sex. We’re like sex gods or something. Especially us Navoxes.”

“I wonder if my dad was secretly a genie. He was sex addict and got help for it.”

“Wanting put your magic in lots of ladies isn’t a “problem”. That what makes us different from you humans, sex is a wonderful thing.”

“True. So is self love.”

“Oh.. Why bother with that when you got a sexy lady who could touch you? If I had her in my house, it’s orgasms all night long.”

“Don’t even think about my girl that. I just love rubbing one off… often.”

“Okay, super mast bator. You have a problem.”

“There’s nothing wrong of what I do! It’s natural!”

“What’s natural is actually fucking your lady, not giving your self handies every 5 seconds.”

“We have sex, she’s not starved.”

“When? In those 3 seconds you’re not touching yourself?”

“Shut up! Don’t judge me! She gets enough. I’m done with this topic.”

 

 

 

I took my cousins and lady to Montigo Palms for a night out of fun. it was nice getting out and seeing this place again. It’s been a while since I last came here. My dad doesn’t bartender here as much since he travels a lot between here and St. Claire. I have a feeling that we’ll have a great night here.

 

 

 

“I knew I should of gotten a hair cut and shaved my face before I came here. No lady is gonna want me if I’m not cleaned up. I really let myself go..”

“They wouldn’t want you anyway. You’re butt ugly!”

“Shut up hagzilla! No one asked you. I think I could still get ladies looking this way. I’ll show you, Tini.”

“Whatevs.”

 

 

 

We hit the dance floor and danced the night away. Janiya was actually dancing for once. I could never get her onto the dance floor but that’s when I learned that Tequila been doing shots with her. Janiya tried to keep up with her but Tequila is quite a drinker and can handle a lot without issue. I guess having Tequila around would be fun since she loosen Janiya up a bit.

 

 

 

“Since were going to school and shit, we should throw a big party here!”

“It’s hard believe that you’ll be in school. You’re destined to fail.”

“Shut up dummy! You’re just a hater! Stop making dem bay bays like daddy then you could go too!”

“Ain’t nobody got time for that.”

“What’s this I’m hearing about a party?”

“We should throw one, Rio!”

 

 

 

“If you do have a party then you need a sexy and awesome DJ, me.”

 

 

 

“We would need a DJ, Borage. I really don’t wanna pay to bring one in, plus I think Nina is on tour. I think you’re be perfect, Borage.”

“Party? What are you guys talking about?’

“Tequila suggest we should throw a party here before heading to school, Janiya.”

“I guess that could be fun.”

“I love parties! Don’t drink anything Tequila gives you though!”

“Why, Tini? She and I did shots.”

“She puts roofies in the drinks.”

“Why?’

“I dunno, she roofied herself too.”

 

 

 

“What’s this I’m hearing about a party? Will there be sexy ladies there?”

 

 

 

 

“Hell yeah, Niro! Only the hottest bitches will be at this party of ours. No butt ugly hags allowed!”

“I kinda like your cousins, Rio.”

“Janiya, you’re drunk. You’ll hate em when you sober up.”

“I totally roofied her drink! You’ll get lucky tonight, cuzzo!”

“You did what to my drink?”

“I don’t need roofies to have sex with my lady..”

“Then maybe I should of roofied yours instead then she’ll get lucky since you love to over beat your meat!”

“There’s nothing wrong with self loving!”

“Your cousin is funny.”

 

 

 

“If you have fairies in this town, invite them. I would love to put my magic stick in their magic box. I never fucked one before besides.. I need to forget and fulfill my fairy fantasy….”

 

 

 

 

“What’s with you and damn fairies? They ain’t that great. GB and GL are fairies and they suck! Someone remember to put a damn fairy on the list for the fairy lova over there. Fairies ain’t nothing but trouble. Who am I kidding? You love trouble!”

 

 

 

We decided on having a party before we headed off to school. I like this idea but not the fact that Tequila drugged my girlfriend for some random reason. I’m gonna have to watch her. I guess I should watch for fairies for Borage. The only fairy I know of is my little sister Azalea but she’s way too young for him. I guess I will talk to about dad about having a part here in a few weeks.

 

 

 

 

“Rio boo, I don’t feel good.”

“It’s cause Tequila drugged your drink.”

“Why?”

“She’s a idiot. She drugged her own too.”

“She’s dumb.”

“I know but she can’t help it.”

 

 

 

“What you guys doing? Blowing bubbles? That should be easy. I’m great at blowing!”

“Uh.. yeah Tini.. I’m sure you are.”

“Look Rio, bubbles! Bubbles are funny.”

“What’s wrong with your girl?”

“Your sister drugged her.”

“Ha ha ha! Never trust her with a drink.”

“Now you tell us.”

 

 

 

“I forget! That’s cool that you’re all going to school. I wish I could go but my mama said that’s for smart people. I’m not smart and I rather drink and party. Learning is hard, we didn’t finish high school.  They kicked us out. Tequila did get a GED. I would get one but studying is hard. Drinking is easy so I stick to what I know! If I did go, just think about all the hot dick I would be getting.”

 

 

 

 

“It amazes of how any of you made it this far in life..”

 

 

 

 

“I think I’m turning into a kangaroo.”

 

 

 

 

“Look at all this money that I’m winning! I’m gonna stock up on condoms for the college guys!”

“I need to stock up too. My machine must be broken cause I’m not winning.”

“It’s cause you suck!”

“And you swallow.”

“Guys love a girl who swallows.”

“True dat.”

 

 

 

“Okay magic well, I need your help. I need a sexy fairy in my life. I can’t grant myself a wish so you need to do it. What’s the point of being a genie if I can’t grant my own wishes.”

 

 

 

“Please give me my wish magic well. The fairy gotta be sexy, and a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets.”

 

 

 

 

“What’s this shit? Am I getting more sexy for fairies?”

 

 

 

 

After dancing and playing with bubbles, we decided to play some pool. I was shock of how well Borage plays pool. I guess working in a nightclub pays off when it comes to pool. So far it’s been a good night. Janiya is still able to walk and keep up. Maybe Tequila didn’t drug her but honestly I don’t know. Janiya is acting different than usually but I kinda like this side of her.

 

 

 

“Here’s the deal Rio, if I win then I get a night with your girl since you’re very content with your hands.”

 

 

 

 

“Here’s the deal Borage, if you touch her then I will cuts your nuts off.”

 

 

 

 

“I’m just messing with you cuz. You know I wouldn’t do something like that. I may kinda look like my dad but I’m nothing like the bastard.”

I wonder about my cousins. They speak very ill about their father, I know he wasn’t in there lives when they were kids. I always thought my dad wasn’t the best dad because he was always so wrapped in drama and not paying much attention to me. He was in some love triangle with my mom and Jade. The only one who cared me was my aunt Lei before she moved away then I just had Janiya. My dad did get better over time. After his 3 marriage failed under 6 months, he focus on me more. When I compare my dad against theirs, my dad was a great dad. He wouldn’t do most of the shit theirs did. No one why my cousins are so screwed up.

 

 

 

 

“I think my stick is bigger than yours.”

“No it’s not. It’s the same size.”

“Nope, my is bigger.. It’s cause your-“

“Don’t you dare say it..”

“You’re Asian.”

“I will stick this up yours if you don’t shut up.”

“Oh someone is kinky. Too bad only your hand only see that kinky action.” 

“It’s a natural thing!”

 

 

 

After getting home from the club, Janiya started to head for bed but my cousins showed no signs of settling down for the night. They happen to get a keg and started to do keg stands. I don’t think I can keep up with these guys.

 

 

 

 

“You stupid ho!”

“My bad. You’re kinda fat.”

“I ain’t fat! You fat!”

“I’m not fat! You’re fat!”

“Am not!”

“Am too!”

“Your mom is fat!”

“We got the same mom!”

“Your dad is fat!”

“Daddy is kinda fat. Wait.. we got the same daddy too!”

 

 

 

It was long before before one of my idiot started a fire in my kitchen. I wonder if it was Borage since he burned down Tequila’s house. I know that most genies are pyromaniacs. Thank goodness Janiya was there to put out the fire with her witch magic. The idiots just stood there and screamed at the fire like screaming would put it out. It may of not been him since I had him passed out naked in the hot tub.

 

 

 

 

“Drinking is fun! Anyone wanna do another keg stand?”

“I see flying monkeys. Let’s go fry some cheese sticks. I be hungry.”

“Which one of you sluts smoked all of my pot?”

“Tini did.”

“I love pot and french fires.”

“I’m gonna kill you, Tini. I needed you!”

“I need you in my arms bro cuz.”

“Tini, you dumb! Let’s go fry some food. I be hungry too!”

“I hate you hags.”

 

 

 

It was near sunrise and my cousins were still up partying after Janiya put the fire out. I didn’t want to show my cousins that I’ve gotten soft and gave the keg a try. I tried to do a keg stand with Borage but I was still sleepy and dropped him.

 

 

 

“You okay, cuz?”

“Yeah asshole but your face won’t be.”