Camp Tigo 2: Day 2

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Carrie: I’m getting some honey for my hunny Borage since he’s so hot.

He’s your brother.

Carrie: Even in this universe? It shouldn’t matter anyway. He’s still my hunny bear sweetie pie boo thang.

He’s still your brother.

Carrie: I’m not listening to you. Na na na na na na na na na. I don’t like this new voice.

 

 

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Random sim shows up.

 

 

 

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Terrible mother: Here son, sit here so we can watch this meteor hit us.

 

 

 

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First Camp Tigo death

 

 

 

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Toddler: Mama?

 

 

 

 

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Quincy: Isela! I think one of your kids is here!

 

 

 

 

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Arna: OMG  YOU’RE UNRENDERED! WERE ALL GONNA DIE!

Borage: Calm down you Prince reject, looking like from the purple rain video.

 

 

 

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Carrie: Why can’t I love on my hunny boo half brother?! I wanna touch his hot body!

 

 

 

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Quincy: OH NO! CARRIE IS MAD AND RED! SOMEONE MUST OF DUMPED PIG’S BLOOD ON HER!

Malix: SHE’S GONNA KILL US ALL LIKE IN THE MOVIE!

Dragan: You idiots.. she was born red.

 

 

 

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Isela: Look guys, I have a chocolate beard!

Rosette: You’re stupid.

Quincy: I don’t know what I’m looking at.

 

 

 

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Carrie: I still think you’re hot and sexy. I wanna touch all over your sexy body. Did your aunt bring the roofies?

Borage: I’m sleeping with one eye opened tonight.

 

 

 

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Quincy: I’m in so many stories, I’m gonna be famous like a movie star.

 

 

 

 

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Malix: BLEH!

Quincy: Malix! Were vampire buddies! Were suppose to stick together! Don’t be scaring me. Not cool man.

Malix: Suck it.

Quincy: I suck blood so what are you implying?

Malix: My dick.

 

 

 

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Rosette: That llama guy is kinda sexy. I wanna do him and love on his furry body.

 

 

 

 

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Llama guy: I’m outta here!

 

 

 

 

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Rosette: What the hell are you wearing? Your duckie undies makes you look gay.

Borage: Shut up hozilla. I’m still big pimpin’.

 

 

 

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Rosette: You know what be more funnier? If all the guys wore pink cheetah print undies like me.

Borage: Don’t get the writer any more ideas so shut your cock sucker!

Rosette: Just a thought.

Borage: Keep your thoughts to yourself!

 

 

 

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Dragan: I don’t like my duckie undies. Change them now.

That’s too bad cause all of the men are wearing them unless you rather wear pink cheetah print undies?

Dragan: Never mind….

 

 

 

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Lucille: This bouncy thing is so fun! Wheeeeeeee! I’m flying!

Dusty: Help! There’s a cup chasing me!

Lucille: Where?

Dusty: It’s invisible!

 

 

 

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Rosette: You’re so close to me. Ready to make out?

Malix: For the last time. We are cousins!

Rosette: You were kidnapped and adopted anyway!

 

 

 

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Malix: Whatever. Let’s gossip about people we don’t know.

Carrie: I’m stealth like a ninja kitty. No one can see me as I steal these clothes.

 

 

 

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Rosette: I don’t wanna. I wanna make out.

Malix: You can’t make out with your cousin!

Carrie: Don’t mind me guys. I’m doing nothing.

 

 

 

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Carrie: I these are Borage’s clothes. He’ll be force to be naked and then I can that sexy body of his.

 

 

 

 

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Carrie: Hi new girl who watches me pee. I think you’re pretty sexy too.

Lucille: I think you’re kinda hot too. Why are you red?

Carrie: Why is your hair red?

 

 

 

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Carrie: You’re gonna lose, Quincy. No one is on your team.

Quincy: I have my vampire buddy Malix. DAMN IT! Where did he go?

 

 

 

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Dragan: I wanna stab someone!

 

 

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Dragan: Cause all of you are fake ass bitches behind masks!

 

 

 

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Seth: And I told her, bitch you better get on the broom and fly away.

Kiki: Really?

 

 

 

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Kiki: Let’s get to the point. We should date.

Seth: No.

 

 

 

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Seth: I told you no! Don’t be putting your nasty lips on me!

Kiki: Why are you so angry? You need to get laid and I’m trying to help!

 

 

 

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Carrie: Wanna be friends, Mr. Mirror man?

Mirror man: No.

 

 

 

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Dusty: I wonder which fine lady is gonna join me first. I hope it’s the hot red head.

 

 

 

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Borage: Why is everyone standing there, watching me?

Isela: Waiting to see if you’re gonna get naked like you always do.

Kiki: Yeah, remove the clothes.

Borage: Wait.. it’s coming.

 

 

 

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Seth: You’re as crazy as Carrie. Why aren’t you both been committed yet?

Rosette: I’m not crazy you asshole!

 

 

 

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Seth: You are kinda hot tho.

Rosette: I know but this hot body is for Liam only.

 

 

 

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Rosette: What.. the.. Why? You kissed me…

Seth: You like it?

 

 

 

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Rosette: No I don’t like it you asshole! You’re making me cheat on my boo love, Liam!

Seth: Damn girl, you trippin’.

Camp Tigo 2: Day 1

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Seth: There’s something over there that I can’t help but stare at all creepy like.

 

 

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DAT ASS

 

 

 

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Quincy: That diamond is HUGE. I want one. C’mere huge diamond!

 

 

 

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Dragan: Why am I here? I need to get to class soon! Oh dear!

 

 

 

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Seth: I think I’ll toss some dollars on that chick. I’M RICH,  BITCH! Why can’t I stop staring at her booty.

 

 

 

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Malix: Hmm.. New file, new story? I want to be something different this time. I think I shall be the French Tickler.

 

 

 

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Borage: I think I’m gonna put a baby in all of these ladies. I’m pretty sure my slutty aunt is gonna have 20 babies.

Rosette: I hope your dick falls off.

Borage: I hope you warn everyone about your coochie diseases.

 

 

 

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Seth: Watch me crank it, watch me roll. Watch me crank dat, Set Tombs. Then superman dat ohhhhhhhhhhh!

 

 

 

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Seth: It’s not what it looks like. I am not having fun nor enjoying myself.

 

 

 

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Quincy: Hey why isn’t anyone watching me drop these hot beats?

Malix: CAUSE YOU SUCK! Let a real DJ show you how it’s done.

Quincy: Who are you?

Malix: DJ Lix from the L.P. I get bitches.

 

 

 

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Quincy: You’re a hata! I can get bitches.

Quincy: Hey where did you go?

 

 

 

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Malix: Really? This is how high I can go? Lame.. good thing that we didn’t pay for this. But I’m still not amused by this.

 

 

 

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Malix: Since I’m up here, I guess I shall do my Montigo thing. I may be the one sane Montigo here but I must keep my image.

 

 

 

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Malix: I must have a drink at a random time of the day. Wait. Why is it invisible?

 

 

 

 

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Malix: I don’t care if my drink is invisible. I shall enjoy it.

 

 

 

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Malix: Now this is the good stuff. Invisichampange. Zero calories, I will keep my girlish figure after all.

 

 

 

 

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Quincy: Hey BMG, whatcha think about my sweet DJ skillz? Hot, right?

 

 

 

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Borage: You suck. Too main gain, not enough bass. You’re train wrecking! You can’t beat match for shit!  Just hit sync!

Kikiontae: I think he’s pretty hot.

Borage: I think you’re just a hood rat ho trynna get on his dick.

Kikiontae: So….

 

 

 

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Isela: Let’s all bob for apples.

Carrie: So were not making apple juice?

Isela: Huh? No…

Carrie: The voices said we should make apple juice.

Anson: I have a husband back in my file so I’ll be pretty good at this.

Dragan: We don’t care. I think flowers are pretty tho.

Isela: Can we start now?

 

 

 

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Isela: 1…2….3… GO!

Carrie: Dragan! You’re on my team! Why aren’t you bobbing?

Dragan: I don’t wanna look gay.

Carrie: The voices told me to choke you if you don’t start helping me win!

 

 

 

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Dragan: I still think flowers look pretty.

 

 

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Isela: I’m so gonna win this!

Carrie: No! Dragan and I are gonna win!

Isela: Ouch my head!

Carrie: Ha ha!

Anson: This is too easy.

Dragan: Do I look gay by doing this?

 

 

 

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Carrie: Look Dragan! Were winning! The voices will be pleased!

Anson: Does the voices also tell you to shut up?

 

 

 

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Dragan: Do I look like a cooked pig with this apple in my mouth?

Anson: This pose looks like a invisiblowjob.

Isela: LOL

 

 

 

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Carrie: Now I look like a cooked pig. Oink, oink!

 

 

 

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Seth: I don’t know why I am even here! I was not having fun! I don’t care what it looks like.

 

 

 

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Seth: I am the God of EVIL! I do not smile! I do not have fun! I do evil things!

You need to get laid more often.

Seth: WHO SAID THAT?!

 

 

 

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Quincy: Just call me DJ Glovez! I wear em cause germs are EVERYWHERE!

 

 

 

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Layla: Hey Borage, you should let me come over to your house after this. I’ll clean it for you.

Kikiontae: No you should let me come to your house. I can cook for you.

Borage: Why do I have this feeling that both of you crazy fairies are gonna end up my house just to leave a baby there, after this.

 

 

 

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Borage: You 2 dance like drunk white girls. Lemme show you how it’s done.

Layla: What? We have alcohol? This is my song!

 

 

 

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Borage: This is how you do the Harlem Shake!

Kikiontae: No, it’s like this! You gotta get low with it.

Layla: My feet are stuck.

 

 

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Layla: I like your sexy dance moves. We should hook up.

Borage: I think we should. I never banged a fairy before.

 

 

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Kikiontae: Borage you should get freaky with me. I’m a Ghetto Fairy. We know how to fuck.

Borage: Okay, I’m down.

Layla: Hey! I’m pretty good myself!

Borage: Threesome?

 

 

 

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Carrie: The voices and I feel like dancing.

Rosette: You bitches can’t dance good like me.

Kikiontae: Bring it ho.

Anson: I’m not sure if I should be over here.

Layla: I just learned a recipe!

 

 

 

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Isela: Borage, you’re sexy. We should do it.

Borage: I knew you would fine me hot. We can do it anytime.

Rosette: Slut.

Layla: Why do my feet keep getting stuck?

 

 

 

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Carrie: Borage! I think you’re hot!

Borage: Wait… aren’t you my half sister? Someone forgot to set the relations!

Carrie: The voices think you’re hot.

 

 

 

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Borage: I can feel the rhythm!

Rosette: You can feel my hand upside your head.

Layla: I can feel that my feet are still stuck on the floor.

 

 

 

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Rosette: Hey guy with a black hair. You’re the closet that I have to Liam. I think you should be mine.

Anson: Um.. okay. I think you’re pretty hot.

Borage: Pop, pop, pop dat ass.

Carrie: I still think my half brother is hot.

 

 

 

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Rosette: Never mind. You can’t have my love. My love is for Liam only!

Anson: Ouch…

Carrie: Hey I remember you! You’re daddy’s stalker!

Rosette: I am his lover. Get it right, bitch!

 

 

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Anson: Hey Kiki, I think you’re pretty. Please don’t reject my love.

Kikiontae: I think you’re a hot white boy. I want your loving.

Layla: Can someone help me? I can’t get unstuck!

Carrie: Now my feet are stuck!

 

 

 

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Carrie: Anson, since you’re not my half brother. I think you’re hot!

Anson: I think you’re hot too.

Layla: Well I think you’re hot too Anson.

Borage: Hey I thought you ladies found me hot?

Seth: Shit.. I’ve been teleported here.

 

 

 

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Isela: Dragan, you know that I find you hot. Let’s make more babies.

Dragan: Maybe but let’s go pick flowers together. I think flowers are lovely.

 

 

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Malix: Well I’m here now. Can any of the vampires get some love too?

Seth: You look ridiculous, Kiki.

Kikiontae: Really? That doesn’t stop you from checking out my ass.

Borage: MAKIN’ MONEY AT THE DESK!

Malix: You’re a idiot, cuz.

Carrie: I’m stuck, guys!

Layla: I know right!

 

 

 

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Malix: Seriously, ladies. Don’t you want some of this vampire loving?

Layla: Huh?

 

 

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Rosette: Hey incognegro! Come join us!

Malix: Don’t anyone find me hot?

Borage: What’s that over there? That better not be my wife…

 

 

 

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Seth: I’m thinking………………………….. No.

 

 

 

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Isela: Don’t be a buzzkill, Seth. Have some fun!

Anson: I like the way you shake your ass.

Isela: I thought you had a husband.

 

 

 

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Borage: Check out this move. I call it the- …Ouch my nuts!

Malix: That sounds stupid.

Layla: Seriously people. I need a little help here.

Still sim related so HA!

As some as you know (mention on the forum) I’m left to pretty much throw my own birthday party because someone gotta be a bitchface! Anyway.. I’ve been working on music for my set since I want to DJ for a little bit. I want to share a little preview of what I plan to play for Saturday. You’ll like the first track. It’s familiar to you all!

 

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I’m a lot better than Borage at this whole DJ thing hehehehehe

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But Malix is pretty good 😉

Sims be Cray Cray: Ep 1.

Disclaimer: I am Black. OMG! Calm down. I will not try to steal your car. “Try”.  My sense of humor is very colorful and can be borderline offensive but still funny. I’m pushing it a tab bit but still holding a lot back. There are some some things on here that some may find offensive that could be borderline racist. But if you’re sensitive about racial jokes, hit that X. I don’t wanna hear your bitchin’. You had be warned. If you don’t care, carry on! Keep it juicy!

 

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