Love For The Fellas: Chapter 4, Taken

I woke up in the morning smelling the sweet smell of Colombian coffee being brewed. Being half Colombian myself, I naturally love they type of coffee. Having dramatic ass around is pretty cool, he knows the right of coffee to make. I just wish he would let Bryce do his job for once. I’m not paying him to lounge in my pool cause Clark wants to do everything. I guess asshole didn’t have much help around other than some crazy old nanny bitch. But Clark said he was to have some independence in his life. With my genie I honestly didn’t need Clark or Bryce to do work around the house but I didn’t want to be alone. That’s why I have Bryce in the first place. I guess I didn’t need him so much now I guess. But I like his massages so I’ll keep him. I’ll get sore a lot from dancing so I do need him after all.

Dramatic ass is always cheery in the morning and wants to chat. After my first cup of coffee I need another one with vodka. I can’t deal with his friendly ass this early in the day.



“How do you like the coffee? I always wanted to try Colombian coffee.”

“It’s good, smart choice you made so far. Needs more vodka.”

“Vodka, this early?”

“I’m a Montigo, we don’t care about time.”





“Cece, I was wondering if I could borrow your laptop to make a profile for a dating site. I’m a little shy on meeting women and want to give a dating site a shot.”





“A dating site? That’s for socially awkward losers who are too butt ugly to meet anyone and they live with their mama. Sure you can use  my laptop.”




“Are you implying that I’m a socially awkward butt ugly loser? However I don’t live with my mama. I want to try something new in hopes of meeting a nice lady. I would love to start my own family one day or you rather have me live with you forever?”





“Maybe Clark. Why don’t we hit up  that one bar here in this town?”

“I couldn’t really do the bar scene. I don’t know how to approach a lady.”

“Just buy her a drink and she knows to put out. Bar women are easy.”

“I’m not looking for a quick lay, Cece. I’m looking for a soul mate. Someone whom I can spend the rest of my life with.”

“Sounds gay.”

“It’s not, Celsia. Have you ever been in love?”

“That depends on your definition of love.”

“Ever had someone who you believe you couldn’t live without? Someone who makes your heart skip a beat when you see them? Someone who makes you feel whole?”

“I feel that way about vodka and grape soda.”

“You’re hopeless, sis.”




I’m gonna hate it when or if Clark finds true love. I bet he’ll be all lovey dovey and more annoying than he is right now. I guess I could help this poor fool out. I let him use my laptop so he could join a dating site.




“What do you think about my profile now?”

“You’re lying about the being brave part. You’re afraid of the dark and ghost.”

“I need to tweak my profile a bit so ladies would find me appealing.”

“Liars are appealing.”

“It’s a little lie, I bet they won’t remember that part.”

“Yes they will when they see a roach and want you to kill it. Your bitch ass would run and cry.”

“I would not. I could be brave for my lady.”

“Yeah right.”



I sent out some random invites about my mini strip club. Men were showing up and I was getting excited about it. I didn’t know this many men would show up just to see me dance for them. I knew I was about to get paid. Clark didn’t like this one bit and stayed in his room the whole time. I didn’t care, he knew this would be happening time to time.




I did all my best moves and the dollars were coming my way quick. But I found myself not feeling so good like I was about to throw up. I’m still praying to the toilets but not so much. I told the guys that I needed a little break and I would be back.




I ran to the bathroom cause I was about to blow chunks again. Bryce was cleaning the sink when I came running in.

“Not feeling well Miss Montigo? How may I assist you? Do you need some water and crackers for your stomach?”

“No Bryce, I just need a dirty martini and I’ll be fine.”




As I waited for my dirty martini, I notice this one fairy guy by the bar. He’s not bad looking and I never been with a fairy boy before. I wonder how good fairy men are in bed? He mumbling to himself about some girl named Nova and was looking around like he was looking for someone. He walked away before I got to say anything to him. I hope he isn’t no crazy ex boyfriend type stalker. Is this Nova chick some ex lover of his? Whatever, I hope I run into him again.




After finishing my drink, I return dancing for the night for the guys. The night was a success and I made 2 grand that night. Maybe I should open every night if I’ll make 2 grand a night.




As men left, I found Travis staying in my foyer  He looked a bit displeased or sad, I really couldn’t tell. He told me he was returning Sunlit Tides because his mother is very ill and needs him. He didn’t know how long he would be gone but wanted me to know where he was going. He didn’t want me to think that he was avoiding me. I think it’s sweet but unnecessarily. It’s not were dating or anything.




The next morning I felt like I was hit by a train. I couldn’t tell if I was hungover or this random sickness is acting up again. I looked at my clock and it was it was almost 1 PM. I slept in late today. It’s okay, it’s not like I needed to be anywhere.




“Good morning sleepy head or should I say good afternoon.”

“Shut up dramatic ass, I’m in no mood.”

“Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed. I’m making you a fresh batch of coffee since you’re up now. That batch is no good.”

“Thanks, I guess.”

“You’re a grouch today. I guess you wouldn’t want to go to the spring fest?”

“We can, just give me a few hours to sober up. I feel like shit.”

“Okay, that’s fine.”



It was near sunset before I was ready to head out with Clark to the spring fest. Maybe I’ll meet some guys there. I haven’t been to the fest yet and I hope it isn’t lame. I wonder if they serve vodka there? I could use some right about now. I still feel like shit but better from when I woke up.




I tried out the kissing booth, I know I would have guys lining up just to kiss these tasty lips of mine. So far I’m seeing this teenage boys here. I see them looking my way but I’m not kissing no stupid boy. These lips are for men. Grown ass, manly men. Dramatic went on a easter egg hunt so he’s so not a manly man.




“Any second now, men. No little punk ass boys who live with mama!”



“Hi pink hair guy. What’s your named? I’m Anne.”

“My name is Clark. I’m new in town.”

“I can tell.”

“May I ask why you’re dressed like that?”

“I’m hiding.”

“Oh, are you in some kind of trouble?”

“No, I’m just hiding from the aliens.”





“Yes! Aliens! They are watching us and waiting to abduct us all and implant alien babies in us.”

“So dressing like that will prevent aliens from finding you?”

“Yes! I think you should disguise yourself too. They aliens will get you if you don’t!”

“I highly doubt that.”

“I’m not taking my chances with those green creeps out there. You’ve been warned Clark!”

“Um, okay.”




When we got home, I wanted to try out on a massage on dramatic ass. If I’m good then maybe this could be my other income. Massage men then fuck em like the Asians too. My genie happy ending would be the best!




“This really hurts.”

“You’re just a wimpy ass!”

“No really, Cece. It hurts! Maybe you should take some classes before you try this.”

“Whatever! You’re just a wimpy dramatic ass!”




“What the berry is that? Is that… that… a… UFO? Is the crazy lady right?”





“Oh my stars! the crazy lady was right! What if a alien baby is implanted like my brothers Serpent and Borage?!”




“Tixxis knows you are a Gelman.”

“Wait, are you my niece Bobbi’s mother?”

“Tixxis is Bobbi’s mother.”

“Why did you take me?”

“Tixxis knows Gelmans make good hosts.”

“Host as in carrying a alien baby like you made Serpent do?”

“Tixxis must go now. Tixxis will come back.”




“Hope it isn’t true.. I hope I’m not a host for alien baby like my brothers were. Oh no. What do I do?”





Dear Serpent,

I was just abducted by a alien tonight and it was your alien, Tixxis who took me. She said something about Gelmans make greats hosts. I fear that I might been implanted with a alien baby like you had. I don’t know what to do. I sure hope I’m not pregnant with a alien baby like you were. I do want kids but this wasn’t the way I wanted it to be. I am afraid of what will happen next. Tixxis said she will be back. What does that mean? Talk to her, tell her to stop. – Clark



“What are you doing, dramatic ass?”

“Sending my brother a email.”

“Is he hot? Wait is he my brother too?”


“Damn. Do you have any other hot brothers who aren’t my brother too?”

“My mother had a bunch of kids.”

“Your parents are both whores.”

“Hey! Dad is your dad too. Don’t talk about my mother like that. I wouldn’t say that about yours.”

“I disown that asshole.”

“Why do you dislike our dad?”

“Cause he’s a ho daddy like your mom! Ho mama.”

“Stop talking about my mother!”




“Cece, would it be okay if I stayed in here just for tonight?”


“I was abducted by aliens tonight and she said she would be back for me.”

“You wanted a soul mate, there ya go.”

“I don’t believe she wants to date me. She wants to implant a alien baby if she haven’t already. Can I stay in here? You’re bossy and mean, you’ll probably scare her off.”




“I guess you can stay in here, wimpy dramatic ass. I’ll protect ya from the big bad alien lady.”

“Thank you Celsia.”

“Yeah whatever. If you fart, then I’m kicking your ass out.”





We watched some TV before Clark fell asleep as I protect him from the scary alien lady. I wish Clark would grow some balls but he is my little brother after all. I guess I could do the big sister thing every once in a while. I like sharing my bed but only with a sexy man who isn’t my brother!




By morning I saw dramatic ass was still sleeping in my bed. Those aliens got him shaken up a bit. What the fuck did they do to him? I can’t have him crawling in bed with me every time he’s abducted. They better not come after me!

Love For The Fellas: Chapter 3, Meet & Greet

I was curious about the people who lived across the street from me. My dumb ass twin left here with his stupid smile on his face a few weeks ago and I wanna know why. This is some kind of whore house or something? I figure I should try to make some friends while I’m living here. Clark can’t be my only friend cause that would be hella lame. I got dressed in something cute cause I gotta show these bitches that I look better than them. Plus they’ll see I’m cool and want to be my friend too.




I rang their doorbell and a girl who introduce herself as Danica. She’s actually pretty but not prettier than me. Danica seemed nice and knew who I was right away. She knew I was Borage’s twin, probably cause of the hair, but whatever. Danica seemed a bit eager to finally meet me. I hope she isn’t no lesbian type stalker. I’ve been with a few girls before but that doesn’t mean I want one stalking me. Danica happily invited me inside to meet everyone else. She lives here with 4 of her friends.




“I’m gonna get to the point of why I’m here. Which one of you hussies fucked my brother?”

Danica smiled and laughed like I told the funniest joke she ever heard. I wonder why was my question was so funny. I bet it was her.

“I like you, Celsia. You don’t beat around the bush. None of us did, if you’re wondering. We had a good time with Borage, we enjoined his company. He’s quite easy on the eyes. He told us about the women his has in his life so we backed off.”

“Right Lois and the crazy alien wife. He’s a loser, not sure why you girls wanna hang with him.”

“Borage seemed pretty cool to us. So is this the only reason why you came over?”

“No I was hoping to make some new friends. I’m new in town.”




“I was hoping we could be friends. I went over to greet you but I ran into your twin. He said you were busy with family and I invited him over for a cookout. Were having another one right now if you care to join us. I would like it if you stay.”




“That’s cool as long you’re not some crazy lesbian stalker then I’ll stay.”

“You’re funny Celsia. Having you around will be fun I see. Would you like to meet the others now?”

“I guess.”




I went upstairs and met one of Danica’s roommates. Her name is Lani Ocean. I thought with a name like that she would be blue or something. She seemed nice  and I’m pretty sure this chick was more of dumb ass’s type. She’s probably dramatic ass, Clark’s type too since she has big tits.

“I have a question for you Lani, do you crave a spanking?”




“What? What kind of question is this? Is this a serious question?”





“Well my brother who lives with me wants a large breasted, full hipped woman who craves a spanking. You look like you would be his type.”





“Your brother sounds like a weirdo.”

“I’m not gonna lie, he is. I’m just trying to help him out, he seems lonely.”

“I may consider it if he’s as cute as your twin brother.”

“Well they both look like my stupid dad, maybe.”

“Is he a genie too?”

“Nope, he’s half blood and a boring human with pink hair.”




“Who’s the new girl, D?”

“That’s Celsia, who lives across the street in the big pink house.”



“Danica, Borage’s twin is here? So we can befriend her so we can get close to Borage?”

“That’s the plan, Dove.”

“What plan are you talking about, girls?”

“Nothing Travis.”





“Nothing? It sounds like something evil that you’re planning.”

“If being her friend is evil…”

“Sounds like it’s something more than that.”

“Travis, go meet her. She’s nice, really. If what Borage said about her is true, then she’s your type. Easy.”

“Whatever D.”




The girls had a bonfire going after their other roommate grilled some hot dogs. I chatted with Danica and Dove for a bit. They kept asking questions about dumb ass. What’s so special about him? I was pretty much vague on most of their questions. Him and I haven’t really kept in touch until recently. I thought they wanted to be my friend? Why do they care so much about dumb ass anyway? At least when I chatted with Lani, she mostly asked about me and not about dumb ass.  I think these 2 hussies are up to something.




A blonde haired guy named Travis introduced himself to me. I don’t feel the whole surfer guy thing but he is pretty cute. Plus I’m on my mission to 1ooo men and Travis could be my first guy on my challenge. I’m so gonna win this since dumb ass is all love and shit. Travis asked me if I wanted to dance. Of course I would. I love to dance, especially when I’m being paid for it.




“Are you from around here?”

“No, I was born in Starlight Shores but was raised in Riverview. I did a lot of traveling before settling here. I guess it’s time since I’m now 37.”

“You’re 37? That’s not possible. You look so young.”

“I know, I’m a genie. We age slow since we are immortal.”

“Wow? That’s cool. I’m only 23. I guess I’m a young pup.”





“It’s okay. I like them young. Easy for me to train.”

“Oh you think so? You think you could train me?”

“Yep I think so. I guess you’re not from here. No oceans for you to surf unless you’re in Starlight Shores.”

“Nope, I’m from Sunlit Tides like Lani. We both moved here with Danica. I guess Hidden Springs is nice but I miss the waves.”






“Why leave?”

“There was some things I needed to get away from. I needed a fresh start and then Danica found this place.”

“That’s cool I guess. I’m kinda curious about the hot tub over. I’m not using mine until I have it bleached out.”


“I think my dad and aunt fucked in there. They probably have herpes or something.”

“I wouldn’t mind taking a soak with a pretty lady like you.”




Younger men are so easy to get. I didn’t want to go home just to get my swimsuit, so I stripped down. I made sure that Travis got a look good at this nice body of mine. No guy can resist my amazing genie clit! I know he was getting a little excited as he quickly sat down in the hot tub. How cute, he’s trying to hide his coming hard on.




“Enjoying yourself, Travis?”

“Yeah, having a cute girl next to me. Of course I am.”

“Come closer to me then. I won’t bite unless you want me to.”




“Is this better?”

“Yeah, now I can feel your dick a lot easier.”

“Ohh, oh. I guess were skipping the me taking you on a date part?”

“Ain’t nobody got time for that. I’m getting to the business.”

“You’re straight forwarded. I like it.”

“Yeah now a little less talking and a little more fondling. Kiss me fool!”




His kiss was actually pretty nice. He has such soft lips for a man. Maybe he’s some kind of girly man? I dunno, as long as the dick works that’s all I care about. After a little of foreplay, I was done of the foolishness and was ready for some hot tub loving.




 For almost being a kid, Travis is pretty good when it comes to fucking. It’s been a long time since I had a good fuck. I guess my ex was the last but I’m not trying to talk about him right now. All I care is about getting 1000 men. 1 down and a bunch to go.




Afterwards, I notice it was getting late and I should return home. Clark is probably done moving his stuff in and I should check on him I guess.

“I guess I’ll see you around then?”

“Sure, we live across from each other.”

“True, it was a fun time with you Celsia.”

“You too.”



I wanted to linger in Travis’ mind for a little bit so I placed the most awesomest kiss on him. I could tell by his eyes that I just left a lasting impression on him.





I headed home and I can tell that Clark was home . I guess he’s done and trying to settle in. I hope he didn’t bring any roaches.




When I came in, I saw he had some ugly teenager over. They were chatting about something stupid I bet. I hope Clark isn’t some pedobear and this is one of his lover kids. Nasty.





A few weeks had flown by. I didn’t see much of Travis since that one night in the hot tub. He did send a few texts and would wave at me as we checked our mail. But now I’m not feeling so hot now. Clark wanted to give Bryce a break from cooking and has been doing it himself. I guess he’s not comfortable having someone cook for him. It’s Bryce’s job anyway. I think Clark’s cooking is making me sick. He’s banned from the kitchen!




This has been a everyday thing for me. I’m always throwing up everything and I’m tired of it. I don’t know why I don’t feel good all the time. I think I need to drink more grape soda and vodka. That should make me feel better. Clark is so not cooking the meals anymore!




“Your cooking is making me sick. Let Bryce do his job cause I’m tired of throwing up.”

“Are you sure it’s my cooking or something that you had done a few weeks ago?”

“If you’re implying that I’m pregnant, then your wrong! My eggs are dead!”

“If you say so, Cece.”

“I know so, stupid!”

“You don’t have to call me names.”

“Whatever, don’t you have some fainting to do? There’s a ghost.”

“Gh-gh-ghost? Wh-wh-where?”

“Scary ass there’s no ghost!”

Love For The Fellas: Chapter 2, Alone No More

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It’s been a few days since my family left. It’s been kinda lonely since then. I never really lived alone in my life. Growing up I was raised in a house surrounded by family. My dysfunction drunk family. If you saw how many were in the house at once you would think I would feel over crowded.




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But actually I did like living for a bunch of people. There was always someone to talk to. I know some of my siblings got on my nerves but it is better than living alone. I talk to my sister Erica online a lot. Right now she’s settling in with her twin, Dodder in Moonlight Falls. I guess it would be nice to live with your twin. I rarely seen Erica and Dodder apart. It would be nice to be close like that. Well dumb ass and I are somewhat close. Were just not as close as Erica and Dodder.




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Sometimes I wonder will I be alone forever? I don’t want to have babies nor ever get married. I see how Borage has a million kids but I can’t do it. I like to party and be kid free. I don’t see why dumb ass won’t just wrap it up for once. He only like half of his kids. He need to stop making so many if he can’t like to all. I don’t wanna be alone but if I plan to never have kids or marry I will be. I never felt so lonely in my life. How am I going to cope with this? I am ready start my goal to fuck 1000 men. When I’m getting freaky with a sexy guy, I’ll have company but later he will leave. Then I’ll be alone again. Forever alone…




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Borage was one of the few who started to live alone.. I thought he was crazy for branching out on his own but now he’s surrounded by family. I’m not sure what do to now. If I stick to my vows then I need cope living alone. I think I’ll be fine. I have my butler at least. He’s  kinda cute. I wonder if he relaxes her hair cause I know he ain’t got good hair.




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I’m so alone that I started to talk to a mirror that talks back. Am I going crazy?




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“Hey Zordon! You should make me into a power ranger. I wanna fight putties and fuck Lord Zedd cause he sounds like he needs to get laid more often. He’s hella ugly though but that’s what vodka for. Love is a bottle away ya know.”




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“What the hell are you talking about? Bitch I ain’t Zordon!”




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“Zordon? Where did you go? You didn’t make me into a power ranger yet.”




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“I was happy to learn I would be working in the Vanderburg house once again but this dumb heffa bought this house. She turned this damn house into a berry rainbowcy. I look like a damn fool cooking on this pink stove. I better no sweat off my lace front in hot ass kitchen. She must not know.”




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My butler Bryce is a pretty good cook. I know being a genie I would have no need for a butler but I’m rich! Most rich people have one and most of my family don’t cause some of us are genies. It would be nice if Bryce joined me for dinner for once. It’s so lonely.




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At least I have my little rubber duckie. He’s so cute and yellow.




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“Where you going duckie? Are trying to get a peek at my vag you little yellow nasty!”




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I asked Bryce if he would give me a massage. It’s been a while since I last felt the touch from a man. The last was my ex boyfriend Jamal. He was a good man but shit went down quick. He wanted love but I couldn’t give it to him. He wanted to wait after marriage before having sex but who still does that shit? I wasn’t willing to wait and he ended things. He said I wasn’t ready to be with a real man but I’m like whatever. A real man wouldn’t hold back with me. I’m sexy, how can he not wanna do it me now? Sometimes I think he was really gay or something. However I do miss him. I guess it’s better this way. I could never marry.. It’s not in my blood to be ..faithful.




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“Mmm Bryce.. This feels so nice. How did you get so good at this? I should ask you do this more often… And maybe more. What do you say?”




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“I took a few massage classes. But if you’re offering something else I must decline. Let’s keep our relationship professional, Miss. Montigo.”




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“I’ll get ya some day, just wait. You have needs ya know.”




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“My GPS said the house is way. They said to look for a the big pink house on Lake Drive. I hope this is right.”




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“Big pink house. I do believe I found it. I swear this could be my mother’s house. I wonder if this dancer is a berry.”




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“Oh I’m so nervous about meeting the dancer! What if she thinks that I’m dork? What if she doesn’t have the time for me? Oh no! What should I do now? I’ve came this far…”




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“Get it together Clark. You can do this. It’s just a dancer. If you wanna learn how to tango dance, you gotta man up and meet this dance teacher. I wonder if she’s large breasted, full hipped woman who craves a spanking. What the what?! I need to get those awful thoughts out of my head. Focus Clark! Focus! Look at me.. I’m standing out here talking to myself like my sister Carrie. Have I gone mad? I think soon I’ll have voices in my head too.”




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“Oh but I’m so nervous!”




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“Hello, I was wondering if this is the house of the dancer. I’m new in town and I require your services.”




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“I didn’t know that anyone knew about this but yeah I’m the dancer.”




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“That’s great, I found the right house. Do you crave a spanking?”




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“Nothing! Are you available now or do I have to set up appointment? I’m sorry to drop by like this.”




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“No it’s fine, just come right in. I’ll get ready.”




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I got dressed for this random pink haired guy who shown up at my house. I had my strip room built and it was ready for action. I wasn’t  nervous at all. Stripping come natural for me. It’s in my blood. I got it from my mama. I know this guy is gonna enjoin the show.




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I tried to remember all the moves that my mama shown me. I wonder how much money he’s gonna toss at me. He looks like he has some money on him.




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“They didn’t say she was this kind of dancer. But I am liking the show. I know she craves a spanking.”




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“She doesn’t seem like the type of female who would be offended by the boner growing in my pants. I’ll cross my legs just to be safe. There’s something familiar about this girl.. It’s like I’ve seen her before.”




“So did you like the little show I’ve done for you?”




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“Well yes, I did enjoy the show but I didn’t know you were this kind of dancer. I thought you were the tango dance teacher.”




“That was Mrs. Vanderburg but they moved away. I’m a exotic dancer. I can still teach you to tango.. Maybe my bed would be a better studio.”




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“Maybe so.. But ms lady, you hardly know me and you’re coming on to me. I don’t even know your name. I’m Clark Queen. What’s your name?”

“Celsia Montigo. You know my name, let’s fuck.”




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“My mama is Zinnia and yeah that asshole is my dad. Why?”




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“Wait.. You’re my half brother? I just did a strip tease and came on to my brother? Oh gross! I notice how you kinda look like that asshole.. I’m acting like Rosette now.”




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“I’m afraid so…”




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“Why didn’t you tell me that you were one of asshole’s kids?”

“I had no idea you are my sister.”

“I don’t care. What if we fucked? I don’t wanna be a brother-fucker.”

“Um.. can we talk about this after you put some clothes on?”

“It’s too late. You already seen my everything. You got a boner did you? You nasty!”




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I got dressed and asked to meet Clark in my living room. It was a little awkward at first but we can pretend that this never happen.




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“So what are you doing here in Hidden Springs, Clark?”

“I just moved here and want to start a life here I guess. How long have you been here. I only been here for a few days. I can tell it’s a nice little town.”

“It’s nice, I’ve been here for a few weeks. How is your place? Like it?”




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“Actually no, Celsia. I was under the impression that it would be ready but the place is a mess. There’s a lot of work that needs to be done before I can live there comfortably.”

“That’s lame.. How bad is it?”

“A homeless man wouldn’t dare stay there.”

“Well.. wanna move in here with me? I got lots of more. We can be roomies.”

“That would be nice but are you as crazy as your aunt?”

“Nah.. Rosette has some major issues. I think it would be fun if you stay here.”

“Your place is nicer than mine. I’ll go get my things in the morning.”

“Cool but if you’re gonna stay here then we gotta go some keg stands.”




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“Chug! Chug! Chug!”

“I am! I am a professional! I’m a Montigo after all. This is what we do!”




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We had dinner together. It was kinda nice having someone join me for some din din. We chatted a bit and got to know each other. He told me about the crazy nanny who almost shot my aunt. I kinda wished that she did.




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After dinner we played some ping pong on my new table. It’s good having someone to defeat at ping pong.




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“Yeah yeah.. I’ll getcha next time. You got lucky.”




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“I’m getting a little sleepy. Do you have a room for me to have?”




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“Well yeah since it’s just me here. I can have Bryce set you up a room for you to stay in.”




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“Thanks, that would be nice. I’ll be up bright and early so I can move in my things. It’s not much so I won’t be taking up much room. Thanks again for allowing me to stay here.”




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I climbed into bed after Clark was settled for the night. As awkward as my meeting with Clark, I’m kinda glad that it happen. At least I wouldn’t be alone anymore.




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I smelt something good being cooked in the kitchen. I thought it was Bryce cooking but it was some random ass ghost frying up some bacon.

“Who the hell are you? I hope you plan on replacing my bacon, asshole. You’ll dead so why you felt the need to cook up my food? CLARK! get in here. You need to see this shit.”




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“What’s going on, Celsia?”

“This mother fucker cooking bacon in my kitchen like he lives here. Go beat him up since you’re my brother.”




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“Clark? Get yo’ ass up. The ghost is gone. You’re being over dramatic. I think it’s time I give you a ass name. Borage, my twin is dumb ass, Dodder, my little brother is thieving ass, dad is asshole and I guess you will be dramatic ass.” 




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I wanted to talk to this ghost and see who the hell is he. At least he washed his dish when he was done.

“Who the fuck are you?”

“I am Gregor. I once lived in this house a long time ago.”

“Okay well you can’t come in here cooking my bacon unless you sharing with me.”

“I am sorry. Maybe if you dance for me. I will share.”

“Dance for you? Hell nah you dead asshole. You gonna pay for the bacon.”




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And like that, the asshole took off without paying for the bacon. I’m gonna get that asshole next time.. Comin’ in my house, cooking food and ain’t sharing. Bitch.



Note: Clark is from Quest For Immortality by jbfairybird  He’s a triplet along with Carrie and Devon Queen. I liked Clark so I adopted him. Since Carrie is already adopted by MewmewMentor and is in Queens of Crime, she’ll make  cameo appearances since Clark is her full sibling. I figure Devon will make appearances as well.

Love For The Fellas: Chapter 1, Open House

Note: Celsia’s story may be slightly more racier than Borage’s story. Exposed genitals may randomly appear in chapters. One appears in this chapter. Hide your husbands, hide your kids.



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After settling in my new house I decided that I wanted to invite my mama to come see my new house. I had no idea that she was in Starlight Shores which is a 30 minute drive from me. She was visiting dumb ass and his kids cause one woke out of her coma. She told me that she’ll come in the morning since she’s already this close to me.



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“Hey mama!”

“Hey Cece what’s up?”

“Not much mama. Grandpa just bought me a house in Hidden Springs. I was wondering if you would see my new house.”

“We can do that Cece. I’m in Starlight Shores right now, that’s like 30 minutes from there right?”

“Uh yeah but who is “we”?”

“I’m here with Rosette and your dad. We can come in the morning and just book another flight home.”

“Asshole is there? I don’t want him here.”

“Cece, he’s your dad. You haven’t seen him in years. I know he wants to see you. Borage can drive us up there in the morning.”

“You’re bringing dumb ass too? Fine whatever mama. I’ll see you in the morning.”

“Chill out heffa, it will be fun. Talk to you later, Celsia.”

“Okay, bye mama.”



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I wasn’t too thrill about mama bringing asshole along, I didn’t mind dumb ass or my idiot aunt but I didn’t really want to see asshole again but she said that I need to see him. I guess she’s right.



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In the morning I could hear my family pulling up. I hurry and ran downstairs as my butler invites them all in. I was excited to see mama again. It’s been years since I last seen her. I did a lot of traveling and partying over the years but I’m ready to settle in one town and rule it!



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“Liam my love! We sat in the back of the car for 30 minutes and you wouldn’t let me give you some road head! That was the most boringest ride ever! When are you going to finally put out like you always do. I don’t like waiting.”



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“I wasn’t going to let you do that in front of Borage and Zinnia.”

“They were in the front, they couldn’t even see us! I’m tired of your excuses!”



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“Mama, I’m surprised you all made it here in one piece since dumb ass was driving.”

“Borage drives better than me. I always hit the back of the random ice cream truck. However Borage did hit a raccoon.”

“Meh.. it probably had it coming. Wanna see the house now?”



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“Yeah I would like to see the house but you said your grandpa bought this for you?”

“Yeah I told him that I wanted a house here. And I wanted the biggest house too. I like how it sits by the lake.”

“Okay but what happen to your trust fund?”



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“I spent it on traveling and partying.”

“You spent it all on that?”

“Yeah.. I got expensive taste mama.”

“You were suppose to buy your own house.”

“Well I didn’t wanna live in a house yet. I wanted to party.”

“Your grandmama is gonna yell at you.”

“I ain’t afraid of her.”

“You should, Cece.”



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“Hey dumb ass, did your woman finally get any common sense and left you yet?”

“Shut the fuck up, bitchzilla.”

“I’m surprised you haven’t fucked up yet.”

“What do you mean?”



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“You know you it’s not in your blood to stay faithful to one woman. Besides you’re off to a bad start anyway, one you’re married AND cheating on her.”

“I didn’t want to be married to Fayon. She tricked me.”

“Really? You’re so dumb!”



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“Look here Cellulite, I can be faithful with Lois. You’re just jealous cause no man would ever love you and your diseased vag.”

“Do you even know what real love is? And I’m not taking about cake!”

“I know what real love is, I’m in it now. I love Lois more than I love cake. I rather be at home with her than here with you. You should be happy for me but you wanna be a bitch.”

“Chill out Borage, you know I’m just messin’ You know how we do. When did you get so pussy whipped?”



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I greeted my twin brother with a hug and asked about his million of kids. Since we now live so close to each other then maybe we should keep in contact and see each other more. I hate kids but I’ll still try and visit my nephews and nieces.

“When can I meet this woman?”

“Soon enough, you’ll like her.”

“We’ll see.”



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I saw my asshole of a dad standing near the stairs looking around and admiring on have nice my house looked. He joked about moving in. I guess I could be a good daughter and greet my daddy. But that’s not in my blood! I greeted to only way I know.



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“If you’re looking for any new baby mamas here, there is none. Try keeping your dick in your pants for once. I don’t have time for any brats you created wanting to hang out at my nice house.”



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“Cece, I’m not here looking for baby mamas.”

“Then why are you here then?”

“To see you, I haven’t seen you since you were a little girl. I’m trying to make up for lost time.”

“That’s your fault, dad! You’re a little too late. I really don’t need you in my life. I’m doing fine without you.”

“Celsia, let’s not be like this. I really want to work on our relationship.”

“What relationship? There was never one! Your other kids were more important than me and Borage. You liked them more.”

“That’s not true, Celsia.”

“Whatever asshole! I ain’t tryin’ to hear it!”



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I chilled outside with my mama outside, relaxing under the sun and watching the lake. This place is so pretty. I’m wonder why she didn’t just move us here instead of Riverview. Hidden Springs was closer the Starlight Shores. Riverview was kinda lame and I wished that we stayed in Starlight Shores. I thought about moving there but Borage got the nicest house there. I didn’t want his old one but I kinda wanna rule this place with my golden vag. I guess Borage could have Starlight Shores but he isn’t doing much since he found love. While I relaxed with my mama she asked about what I was gonna do while living here.



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“This place lacks any kind of night life so I’m create it, mama.”

“Are you going to open a club or a bar.”

“Something like that. I’m gonna have my very own strip in my house.”

“In your house? Why? Are you gonna have room?”

“I’ll have room cause I need just one stage since I’m gonna be the only stripper. I bet I can make big money by being the only stripper in town. And I want it at my house so in case I see a guy who I wanna fuck and add to my score, I can just take him to my room.”

“Score? Are you trying to do what Borage was doing?”

“Yeah, I’m gonna fuck 1000 men and rule this town! I bet I can reach 1000 before Borage since he’s in love.”

“You know you’re gonna end up with a bunch of kids.”

“I got that covered mama. I got protection.”



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After telling mama about my plans I wanted to tell dumb ass too. I also wanted to give him a idea of something he could do back his home. We are Montigos after all and our side of the family haven’t own any of our own businesses and I think it’s about time that we do.

“I plan on opening my own strip club in my house. Maybe you could open up your own club too? I know you like DJing and I know you still like looking at other females. Maybe you should open your own strip club in Starlight Shores. The one there is going under, you should take it over and give it your own flair.”



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“Open my own strip club? Well I did think about it but I don’t think Lois would approve of that. I mean she mention how she thinks I might go back to my old ways and having a strip club wouldn’t help. I like your idea but I dunno.”



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“C’mon bro, don’t be such a pussy whipped bitch! Were twins, we gotta do the same thing.”

“Do the same thing? We want me to wear a g-string and shake my ass for a couple of dollars?”

“No dumb ass! You know what I mean!”



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” I can’t open a strip club. My lady wouldn’t like it.”

“Which lady?”

“Lois who else, idiot.”

“What about your wife?”

“Who cares what she thinks.”

“Then you shouldn’t care about what Lois say either. Be man! Pull your dick out and say “Lois, I am a man! I’m opening my own strip club!”



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“What? That is so stupid. I’m not doing that.”

“Stop being a bitch! You know you want to. I’ll help ya, I can send you some strippers.”

“I would love to but I don’t think I should.”

“Lois took more than your heart. She took your balls too.”

“I still have those!”

“Then prove it dumb ass!”



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“Paper, rock, scissors. If I win then you have to grow your balls, man up and open a strip club.”

“You stuck at this game.”

“We’ll see.”

“Bring it bitchzilla.”

“HA! Paper beats rock! I win.”

“Ugh.. fine. You win, I’ll telling Lois this was YOUR idea.”



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“Think I’ll give Lois a call. Oh wait.. I got a email.”


“Dear Borage,

I think I been drinking things are a lil fuzzy but I know fullmoon’s out and I love fullmoon!  Serpgotabductd like you only not like you causa you hasa alien wifey and hubby and kids and I seenyourpictureon net and I think you’re totally hot.  youre my bro and youre hot as coals burning nexttoavampireona sunny day.  I thinkSerps preggo wiffa bb but i dunno till bb starts showin g.  imma go hook up wiffaghostnow.  ireally want ghost babie!  If youweredeadandnotmybro I’d totes hava babi wiff you and live wiffa you like all your hots girls.  LovesandpeicesCarrie”

“What the fuck? Carrie?  How the fuck did she get my email address? DAD!”

“Dear Carrie,

The fuck?! You’re not gonna come to my house and act all crazy will you? If so I have a bucket of pig’s blood waiting for you. I know I’m hot and you can’t get this genie dick even if we weren’t siblings, cause you be cray cray like my wife. Stop emailing me when you’re drunk. It’s bad enough I get drunk texts from Tequila. – BMG”

“Oh look I got a text message. I hope it’s from Lois even if I’m about to call her.”

hey bro cuzzo! i got a cucumber stuck in mah vag!!! lol :-p @ teh ER now. tell mah mama! – Tequila

“I’m changing my number and email address….”



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“Hello, I’m Danica. I live across the street. Are you the new neighbors?”

“No, my twin sister just got this house. I’m just visiting.”

“I hope you plan on visiting more often.”




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“Wait.. I know who you are. You’re DJ BMG from Starlight Shores! My friends and I would come to The Edge often but we haven’t seen you in a while. Would you like to hang out with me and my friends? I’m having a BBQ at my house. It would be fun. We would love to have you come over and hang with us. We are fans ya know.”



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“Is that so? I would like to hang with you and your friends for a bit. My twin is lame and I really didn’t want to come out here. I drove my parents here so they could see her.”




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“Awesome! I can’t believe I’m gonna have you hanging out with us. Lani and Dove are gonna be so happy!”




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I had lunch with mama and we chatted more but she kept telling me how I needed to get along with my dad. I see why she had him come along cause she wants us to make up. She pushes the issue but I rather not speak to him. I think things are fine the way they are now.




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“I know you don’t like him Cece but he’s still your dad. He wants to be in your life now, give him a chance.”

“Why now? I really don’t need him in my life.”

“There’s gonna be a time when you’re gonna need him. Make things right while you have the chance.’

“Yeah right like that would ever happen. If I need a daddy, I’ll just call Max.”

“Honestly Max could care less about you now since you’re grown. You’re not one of his and he only tolerated you, Borage, Dodder and Erica.”




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I saw my dad and thought I should try hanging out with him. But I ended up getting randomly mad at him.




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“Celsia! Are you sneaking up from behind me like that!”

“Just cause.”

“Stop that.”



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“Mama said I should try giving you a chance but I still think you’re a asshole and I don’t like you.”

“I’m sorry that you feel that way but I’m trying-“



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“Why now? Why not when I was a kid?”

“I wanted to be around more but you guys lived far away and things were getting complicated.”

“Well if you weren’t making so many damn babies…”




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“I have my reasons..”

“To be a ho daddy?”

“No… I told you why.”

“So you wanna live forever like me blah blah. What’s the purpose of being immortal when you’ll out live most of your kids or friends? What if those girls who promised this don’t hold up their end of the bargain? Then what? You would of made all dem babies for nothing.”

“There’s some benefits to this journey.. It wouldn’t be for nothing.”

“Eww! Just shut up. Don’t talk to me..”



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“Mama I tried. I don’t like him.”

“That’s cause you were sober.”

“Right! Hand me a drink, maybe I’ll try again.”



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“What the hell am I drinking?”

“Vodka and grape soda, Rose.”

“Vodka and grape soda? That’s strange, Cece. How you come up with this?”

“Mama, I wanted to make good drinks like Borage but I gave up after making this. It was too awesome.”

“I like this.”

“You like anything, Rose.”

“I like yo momma!”

“We have the same mom, dumb bitch..”



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After a few drinks we started to dance and have some fun as the sun started to set. It’s almost night time so we need to get this party started! But then I notice something…..




“So now what do we do now, Danica?”

“BMG’s twin sister is the one who moved across. Maybe we could befriend her then we would see him again, Lani.”

“Really? This will work out perfectly then. We should invite her over and then we can get even closer to BMG, Danica.”

“Yeah Lani, I guess that would be the plan for now. I was trying to meet her anyway to be a real friend but knowing that BMG is her twin. This works out perfectly, Lani.”

“I hope she’s friendly cause I really wanna see him again.  His genie dick is amazing, Danica”

“Trust me Lani, BMG will be seeing us again.”

“I just totally farted! Ha ha ha!”

“Gross Dove! Stop doing that shit! You’ll scare off our BMG for sure!”

“What can I say? I love farting!”




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I notice I haven’t seen dumb ass since I won in paper, rock, scissors. He came in around midnight with a goofy smile on his face. I was curious about where have he been and why is he smiling so much. He did something.. or someone.. I just know it! I’m gonna be nosy and see what’s up.





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“Where in the hell have you been?”

“So are you like my mom now.”

“No! You been gone for hours and he come in late smiling.”

“Why do you care? I was with your neighbors. They invited me over for a cookout plus they were kinda hot. You were being a lame host so I bounced.”



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“I see… I hope you didn’t do anything that you would regret while you were over there.. What were doing there. Did you fucked them?”




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“It’s none of your business if I fucked your hot neighbors or not. Trust me.. I wouldn’t do anything to hurt my lady. It doesn’t matter how hot they were or how sexy their bodies looked naked.. err.. or whatever. Don’t worry about what I do.”




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“You did something! You came in smiling all stupid like! Naked bodies? How do you know what their naked bodies look like if you didn’t fuck them! You’re a asshole!”

“Maybe your neighbors are nudist! And why are you yelling me?! When did you became my wife?!”

“Because I like to yell! We fight all the time, I’m pretty much your sister-wife! I’m gonna yell at you when you cheat!”

“But I didn’t cheat! You shouldn’t even care if I did!”

“I don’t believe you! You smell like rotten vaginas!”

“What? I smell like rotten vaginas? That’s just you! Close your legs!”

“I’m gonna punch you!”

“Do it!”

“I will!”




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“If you have babies with those sluts they are gonna like this!”

“When babies fall out your toxic vag, they gonna look like this!”

“Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!”

“I missed you dumb ass. Let’s have a pillow.”

“Okay but I’m just gonna win.”




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We had a little pillow fight in my room, having fun but of course he had to start acting like a baby and cry like a bitch ass.




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“Did you put rocks in your fuckin’ pillow?!”

“No! But I should!”

“That shit hurt!”

“You gonna cry and tell mama on me?!”

“Maybe I should tell mom on you!”

“Then go tell on me you big baby!”

“I’m gonna!”

“Do it!”




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“C’mere big baby! Lemme rock you to sleep and titty fed you! Ha ha ha ha!”

“Get off me!”

“Ha ha ha ha! Someone is fussy! Do you have gas?”

“Ha ha ha ha! Shut up Cece.”


“Ha ha ha! No! Go away.”


“You’re crazy..”



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“Boo lova, come join me in the hot tub. It would be fun.”

“I guess I could chill in the hot tub for a bit.”

“If you gonna then you have to be naked so I can see that sexy body.”



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“Why are you way over there in Africa? Come sit next to me boo love.”


“Hurry! I can’t live another second without your love.”



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“How is this?”

“Perfect now fuck me.”


“No excuses! Cece doesn’t have any kids so you can’t use any grandbrats for a excuse.”




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“Nice.. but be careful with those fangs…”




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“I done this like a billion times boo. I know what I’m doing! I am a professional!”




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“Told ya dumb ass. You own me 5 dollars. Pay up.”

“When is dad gonna learn to not fuck that psycho.”

“Wanna place another bet if Rosette gets pregnant again?”

“Nah, grandmama is probably gonna make her abort it.”

“There’s a abortion clinic now?”

“Yeah it’s called NRaas.”




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“What’s going on kids?”

“Just the normal thing as always.. Watching my asshole dad fuck my aunt in my back yard.”

“I told her we weren’t fucking him this time. She better not come home pregnant. Mama and Finn will be pissed.”

“Mom you know Rose isn’t gonna listen… I just wish dad had sense to finally quit it.”

“Rose got some skills.. I gotta learn that move.”

“Kids… stop watching your dad fuck your aunt.”

“Were not watching, mama. Were learning.”

“Learn to be a slut? I think you do a pretty good job at that without lessons.”

“Shut up dumb ass!”



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“Hey Zin… Have Max been treating you right at home? I was thinking of taking a shower. Care to join me?”




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“I’m sorry Zinnia..”

“You’ve done enough this week! I’m not gonna be your next fuck!”

“I’ve done enough this week? What’s going with you?”


“Okay.. okay. Sorry.”



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I don’t know what asshole did to set my mama off but I’ve seen heard her yell like that. In fact I’ve never seen or heard mama yell at anymore or ever been mad. Mama was always happy, dancing around in her underwear. But I am curious of why my mom is not feeling “dad” anymore. Maybe she finally saw that he’s a loser and she had a mistake.



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“Mom this isn’t like you. What’s going on with you?”

“I can’t tell you Bubba.. I just.. Err-“




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“Whatever it is mom, you can tell me. Are you so mad at dad? Did he hurt you? I’ll punch him in the face if hurt you. Please mom, please tell me. Did dad hurt you?”




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“Bubba.. you’re sweet. I hate that you look just like him. He didn’t hurt me.. But… Sorry Bubba.. I can’t.. I just can’t.. You’re so happy.. I can’t- I’m sorry Bubba.”



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“Mom.. you’re not making any sense. How drunk are you?”

“A little tipsy.. I’m sorry Bubba.”




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“Whatever is going on with you.. I know things will get better, mom.”

“I know Bubba.. I know..”




It was the next morning and it was time for my family to leave and head home. It was fun spending a day with them. I wish they could of stayed longer but they all had kids that they needed to return to. I’m glad that I don’t have any. I know I’ll be lonely once they leave but I’ll be okay. I still have my butler after all.




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I hugged my mom goodbye. She told me party hard, wished me luck with my strip club and told me to start building a nursery. I don’t need a nursery. I don’t need one cause I’m not gonna make mistakes like dumb ass. I got tons of rum that’s gonna kill my eggs. So no babies for me!



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I had my own special way of telling dumb ass bye.




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But I also needed to tell asshole bye. I walked over to tell him bye but I couldn’t help but yell at him again.




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I should be nicer towards but it’s hard to. I’ve tried.. kinda but I just don’t like him. Let’s face it, asshole and I will always have a fucked up relationship.



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He told me that he will miss me and promised to keep in contact with me. I guess. I decided I would hug him instead of slapping him. That’s what I really wanted to do.




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“What are you doing?”

“Nothing.. mind your business.”




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“Don’t do that shit to me! You’re a asshole! I hate you!”




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“Oh so it’s okay for you to run up behind me and scare me?”

“Yeah! I like making you scream like a bitch!”




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“I’m gonna miss you dumb ass..”

“I’m gonna miss you too bitchzilla.”




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“Look at me! My name is Borage and I’m a totally a idiot and I have a small dick. Wanna see my small genie dick?”

“My name is Celsia and I’m on a mission to spread my nasty toxic coochie around and make every guy’s dick fall off.”

“Ha ha ha ha ha ha!”




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“Were the kids always like this, Zin?”

“Yep, they have a special relationship that can never be broken. That’s something you’ll never have, Liam since you fucked shit up.”

“What are you talking about?”




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I plan on seeing my brother more often. I will miss his dumb ass though but I’m curious about him and my neighbors. I think I’ll go over there and grill them for information. I gotta know what went on last night. Did my brother stay faithful?




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I wouldn’t say I’ll miss this asshole but I will miss yelling at him. It was kinda fun.




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I will miss mama the most. I hate that she lives so far away in Sunlit Tides now. I think I should make a trip there soon. I love that places. It’s so pretty and sunny there. Plus they have some sexy ass men there. I’ll be there soon to see you, mama and all the sexy men.




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I watched my loaded up in a ugly car as the head to the airport. I think I saw Borage go over to my neighbor’s house but I’m not sure. I really need to go over there and see who these people are.




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Rosette did wanted to stay but mama said she couldn’t cause her twins missed her. Rosette didn’t take leaving well.

“No! I don’t wanna see those brats! There’s a hot guy across the street! If I get him to love me then Liam will get jealous and finally marry me!”

“Get in the car, Rose!”


“Liam is coming home with us.”

“Really?! Liam my love! I’m coming!”



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Well I’m alone now but that’s okay. I’m ready to build my strip club and start my mission to fuck 1000 men! I’m gonna rule this town with my glorious vag!



Note: What happen with Borage and the girls next door? You will find out in the next chapter in his story!

The email that Borage got was from his half sister Carrie Queen from her story Queens of Crime: Chapter 4 Denial by MewmewMentor

Liam Gelman has returned to be torture in his story Quest For Immortality by jbfairybird

Zinnia & Rosette have returned back to Party Montigo I will update again as some point. Making a new file is gonna suck.

They will all back again later on 😀