Love For The Ladies – Flash Summary #1

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Love For The Ladies: Chapter 101 – Souvenir

¬†I’ve spent most of the day recovering after my wild night out with Mordecai. I got a few text messages from him asking if he did me a favor. I wasn’t sure how I felt about it. I never had a one night stand before and it felt weird sleeping with someone who I wasn’t in a relationship with. I kinda felt bad cause April actually liked me which concerns me since I was a drunken fool. But I remember the look in her eyes when I told her that I wasn’t interested.

She looked hurt but I know that I’ll have to face her once again seeing how she’s Eli’s aunt. I finally replied back to my brother telling him¬†that hot girl who he thought I should sleep with was June’s sister. His reply was, “Dude I hope you¬†worn¬†a condom.”¬†According to April, I didn’t. I just hope there won’t be a souvenir from last night’s events. The last thing I need is a child from a female who I barely know and who possibly come from a family with mental health issues.

There was something that kinda bothered me a little. It wasn’t April but it was the fact that I called her Ashley during sex.¬†I haven’t thought much about Ashley in years but I wonder why did I suddenly call out her name. Maybe it was a force of habit, Ashley was the only girl that I ever been with. I did find myself thinking about her, wondering if she cleaned up her act, was she even alive, wondering if she ever think about me. In ways I kinda miss her but that is an insane thought. I shouldn’t be thinking about her… I should be over her.. It’s hard to forgive of what she did to me and Alyssa…¬†

 

 

 

¬†While sitting on my computer I accidentally got access into my dad’s email. What I saw dumbfounded me. My dad had hundreds of emails dating back a week after his accident. Most of the emails where from females wondering where was he. One of the first emails I read was an angry message from a female named Feather. She was extremely upset about my dad not coming into town for their daughter’s first birthday and not saying anything to her. I didn’t know dad had another child, let alone another family. The emails basically portrays my dad living 3 different lives in Riverview.

He was romantically involved with 3 different females in Riverview and had children with all 3. As I read more, it appears this romantic connections were getting a bit strain. Around the time he was dating Clarissa, his tone in the emails to Feather, Nakia and Diamond changed. He seemed a bit distance in his replies and Feather was the only one who was having a hard time. Nakia appeared to moved on but only email him about their quadruplets. Most of the angry emails came from Feather, her last email was about a month ago. Nakia started to send angry emails around February, threatening to sue dad for child support since she hasn’t received a payment since last¬†November. maybe Nakia had a change of heart since dad never received anything about child support in the mail.

Diamond’s emails expressed more concern than anger. She sent emails giving updates on her pregnancy. Her last email was 2 weeks ago announcing she gave birth to a boy whom she named Saffron along with a picture of him. I was in disbelief of what I was reading. I felt bad for these women and began to feel anger towards my dad. How could he keep all of this in the dark? Why didn’t he tell us about these women? Why didn’t he tell us that we had more siblings?

I found other emails from his teenage son Devin and his adult daughters Opal and Topaz. The last email from Devin got to me… It read, “Dad? Do you not love me anymore? Is this why I haven’t heard from you? You might not love me anymore but I will always love you.” I had a little tear stream from my eye as I read Devin’s email. I started to have dislike towards my dad until I remember something. On the night of his accident he told my brothers and I that he had something super important that he needed to tell us. But he needed to meet with Clarissa first. I wonder if he was going to tell us about his children in Riverview.

I found an email that was sent to my aunt Acacia about 7 hours before the accident, it confirmed my thought. He talked about how he was going to tell my brothers and I tonight about the families he created in Riverview. He also had plans for all the kids to spend the whole summer here with us. It was gonna be a surprise for his younger kids cause they always wanted to see his home. What anger I was building up slowly started to faded. Dad was about to make things right for everyone but I still say that he should have told us from the start.

I know I gotta make this right with these women and my new siblings. For 6 months they knew nothing and I know that had to weigh heavy on them. I decided that I should contact them all and give them an explanation about my dad.

 

 

 

¬†I was interrupted by a phone call while tying an email to the families in Riverview. I really didn’t want them to wait another day but something about the phone call got my interest. It was from a woman named Jasmine Salas. She’s from the hospital and wants to speak with me about my dad in person.

 

 

 

¬†“Sure I guess we could meet at The Perc in an hour. I’ll see you in a bit.”

 

 

 

 

 I was a bit unsure at first but curious of why she wanted to meet me at The Perc instead of the hospital. I took the girls with me to give Aries and Ally a little break since I was recovering from a hangover from last night. The girls were happy since The Perc had a little playground for them to play on.

 

 

 

 

¬†“You’re Liam?”

“Yes, I am. You must be Ms. Salas.”

“Please call me Jasmine. Shall we take a seat?”

“Well sure.”

 

 

 

¬†“I’m glad that you were willing to meet with me on a short notice.”

“You wanted to speak with me about my dad? Is he okay?”

“Yes, he’s doing fine for a comatose man.”

“I don’t understand, you said you wanted to speak with me about my dad.”

“Well yes but it’s about something else.”

“Oh I see where this is going. Do you have a secret family with him too?”

“Well no, why do you think that?”

“Oh its nothing… So what about my dad that you wanted to talk to me about?”

 

 

 

¬†“Well I have a daughter, she went missing 5 years ago. It’s a mystery of what happen to her. The police aren’t finding any new leads and they don’t expect any foul play was involved.”

“You think my dad was involved?”

“No but I found something in my daughter’s belongings. I was trying to find something that would help me find her. My daughter Astrid kept a written diary since she was 15. As I was reading through it I found an entry that she wrote after her trip to Konani Tide. It was about a guy who had she met on the beach. She states it was love at first sight and they spent the weekend together before he took off in the middle night. She didn’t get a chance to get his name. She called him the Magic Man and explained how his eyes were as blue was the ocean. Anyway there was a lot of drinking involved, they slept together a lot as she puts her. She hoped for a souvenir, his heart but of course he took off without saying bye. It broke her poor heart. In another entry weeks later, she wrote about learning that she was pregnant and she got a souvenir after all. She taped a picture of her and the guy together in the entry stating he is the father of her child.”

“The man in the picture is my dad?”

“Yes. I was stunned when I found out. Astrid claim the father was a random guy at the beach but she didn’t tell me that she was in love with the stranger. She wrote many entries confessing her love for him. Her last entry stated that she hopes to find him. I wonder if she left to go find him but I couldn’t see her leaving her newborn behind. She loved Chanel, she would have said something… I wonder if you could help me..”

 

 

¬†“I’m sorry to hear about your daughter but sorry I don’t think I have anything. My dad never said anything about your daughter but apparently my dad had secrets.. I uncovered some things today.”

“So nothing about my daughter?”

“No, but I’m sorry. I really hope she turns up alive and well.”

“I know she’s out there alive somewhere but its been so long.. I just wished that I had an answer for all of this.”

“If I find out anything, I’ll let you know.”

 

 

 

¬†“Thanks Liam. I guess I can let Chanel know that I know where one of her parents is. Its bittersweet, ya know.”

“Yeah… Chanel can at least meet her siblings. All isn’t bad.”

“True, however she’s best friends with Kimora. They pretend they are sisters. I guess I can tell Chanel that Kimora is actually her niece.”

“I bet that will be a real shocker.”

 

 

 

¬†Jasmine and I talked for a bit, getting to know each other and possibly make arrangements to spend time with Chanel. I¬†swear my family is growing bigger by the second. I have currently have 37 siblings and that’s including the triplets my dad¬†fathered for my aunt and her wife and the clone child created by Pedro in Arcadia.

 

 

 

 It was getting close to dinner time and we decided to take the kids to Domino Palace for pizza. This place just opened by and my nieces were dying to go. I guess this makes me the favorite uncle now.

 

 

 

¬†“Don’t ya wanna sit with your daddy?”

“No.”

“So you gonna just leave me?”

“Yeah, I got friends daddy. I can’t be seen with you.”

“I thought I was a cool dad. I’m all sexy, I make those PTA meetings worth going to.”

“Ughhhh!”

 

 

 

¬†“I knew you wanted to sit with your daddy.”

“Only cause I like this chair.”

“You love your daddy.”

“I think I’ll go sit with L2 if you’re gonna be weird.”

“Daddy just misses you. Don’t you wanna come back home?”

“But I’m having fun with Chanel and Aaliyah.”

“We can have ice cream for breakfast if you come home.”

“I like staying with my uncles. We got one more day, remember?”

“I know but daddy is lonely.”

“Where’s Haven?”

“She went to see her dad. Don’t you wanna see your dad too?”

“I am. I’m looking at you right now.”

“Please come home, damn it.”

 

 

 

¬†Morde was there too which was surprising. I figure he would be at the bar or with his girlfriend. But he was here trying to convince his daughters to come home early. I¬†admire how Morde wants to be a real father to his girls. It shows that he’s really growing up.

 

 

 

¬†“Heyyyy, Jas. You looking good tonight.”

“Morde-dad! Those aren’t the lyrics!”

“Thanks Morde.”

“I like those pants.”

“Morde-dad! You’re suppose be singing with me!”

 

 

¬†“Those pants fix you nicely. You work out?”

“Yeah, I do yoga.”

“Don’t stop that yoga cause you looking hella good in those jeans.”

“Thanks again, Morde.”

“The next time you go shopping for pants, I don’t mind helping you find the perfect pair. I’ll even wait by the dressing room.”

“DAD! Stop it!”

“Mariah, I’m just giving Jas a ¬†friendly compliment.”

“No you’re not! You’re being like a pimp!”

“Well I like to think of myself as a pimp but sweetie you’re using pimp in the wrong context.”

Well maybe my brother still has a bit more growing up to do.

 

 

 

 I let Solar played around for a bit before Chanel came to chat with me. I figure Jasmine already told her that I am her older brother. Chanel seemed pretty happy and I guess she took the news fairly well.

 

 

 

¬†“Hi Chanel, are you having fun?”

“Yeah! This place is cool.”

“So I guess you know.”

“You’re my big brother. I think that’s cool. How many brothers and sisters do I have?”

“Well our dad apparently has 38 kids. I’m sure there’s more hiding somewhere.”

“Wow! I got a lot of brothers and sisters! Is that baby my sister too?”

“Yep, this is Solar.”

“Hi Solar! I’m your big sister!”

“Hi!”

“So can we play some skeeball?”

“Sure, we can do that.”

 

We played a few rounds of skeeball with Chanel, Mariah and my daughter. It was hanging out with girls. Given from this morning events, I think today has been a pretty fun day.

 

 

 

 

¬†“Yusssssssssss! High score! I got a high score! I’m a winner!”

 

 

 

 

 

 

¬†“I promised that I would spend the day with you. I hope you’re having fun.”

“Yeah I guess. This pizza isn’t spicy though. You promised me spicy pizza.”

“You don’t need to be eating spicy things anything. I dunno where you got that from.”

“My dad, maybe.”

“Do you have enough tokens for tonight?”

“Yeah.”

 

 

¬†“Okay good. You better be on your best behavior. No stealing fake plants, no kicking the gumball machines, none of your shenanigans tonight. Tonight, we are gonna have fun. I don’t make enough money to support your lavish lifestyle of breaking things.”

“Yeah okay mom.. I won’t have fun.”

“I mean it mister, I won’t deal with any of your shenanigans.”

“Okay fine. Can I get more hot peppers?”

“Yeah but it better be for your pizza and not some prank that you’re plotting.”¬†

 

 

 

¬†“Hey Liam, what brings you here?”

“Just taking out the girls for pizza. You?”

“Spending the day with my son so he’ll know that I love him. So what was with the text?”

“That was my brother being dumb. He sent that.. I figure you wouldn’t want to talk to me after that.”

 

 

 

¬†“Don’t be silly. I was hoping that was an invitation to possibly a day on the beach.”

“Oh… well maybe we can do that someday.”

“That’s great cause I have a new bikini that I am dying to wear.”

“That sounds nice. Maybe this weekend we can? I’ll bring the girls. You can bring your son. I would love to meet him.”

“Ohh… well that could be fun..”

 

 

 

¬†“Mom, I need more tokens!”

“I gave you 5 dollars worth. You spent them already?”

“I promised my girlfriend that I will win her a bear. I need more tokens.”

“Since when did you have a girlfriend?”

“20 minutes ago. Can I get more tokens? I gotta impress my lady.”

“I’m not giving you more money so you can impress your little sudden girlfriend.”

 

 

 

¬†“Hey do you have any tokens? I really need to get her that bear.”

“I’m sorry, I don’t have anymore on me.”

“Aww dude! I just need one. She might break up with me.”

“I wish I could help.”

 

 

 

¬†“Cyrus, stop asking my friend for tokens!”

“But mom I needs it!”

“I’m sure you’ll find another girlfriend in 20 minutes. Now go play.”

“Fine… You just don’t want me to be happy.”

“That’s not true and you know that. Stop being dramatic. Take this dollar.”

“Thanks mom!”

 

 

 

¬†“So that was my son Cyrus. You finally got to meet him sorta.”

“Your son… looks like a lot like my dad.”

“Liam, we need to talk…”

 

 

 

¬†“So you and my dad….”

“It’s not what you think…”

“So?”

“Well about 8 years ago I trip a college trip to Konani Tide with friends. It was summer break and we wanted to relax a bit. After a night of heavy drinking, I woke up naked next to your dad. I quietly left his room and return to mine. I did see him one more time before going home. My roomie convinced me to have a threesome with him and her. Which we did…”

“Oh wow… I’m not sure what to say.”

“Needless to say, I was the one who came home carrying the souvenir.”

 

 

 

¬†“Did my dad know? I’m finding out about my dad having secret families and all.”

“No, I was the one who was keeping the secret. I haven’t seen your dad since…until he came wheeling in on a stretcher.”

“So it was just a one weekend fling with my dad?”

“Yes.”

“Oh I see.”

 

 

 

¬†“I hope this won’t make things weird between us.”

“No.. I just wanted to be clear if you still had anything going on with my dad.”

“Not at all. I was just a silly drunken college girl when I met him. I probably wouldn’t date him if I met him back home. Honestly he doesn’t seem like the settling down type. I’m 27 now and I’m ready to find something real. Settle down, buy a cute house with a white picket fence. I had my fun and all. My son needs a father figure in his life, maybe he’ll stop being difficult.”

“He’ll have my dad when he wakes up…”

“Yeah that’s true.. But you know what I mean, right?”

“Yeah, I do.”¬†

 

 

 

¬†I played some ping pong with Selene for a while. This new info is was a bit difficult to process. I meet a girl that I like and my dad has already been with her. I would be pulling a Mordecai if I asked her out but she seemed to be hinting that she still likes me. But I dunno about this…

 

 

 

¬†39 kids… This number just keep climbing up over the hours. I tried to wrap my head around Selene being involved with my dad when she was 19 but this kinda bothers me.. However I still like her.

I finished sending out the emails explaining about my dad. I gave them all my number if they wished to speak with me or ask me any questions.

 

 

 

I glanced over at Eli, wonder which number was he. ¬†I thought he was the 24th child and the youngest but clearly he was not. I watched him finally fall asleep. He has been a bit fussy since his first tooth is coming in. Eli looks so peaceful again. He doesn’t have to worry about anything. He’s home, safe and don’t have to deal with his parents drama..¬†

 

 

¬†I found a hidden email in my dad’s account. It was from the Dover Falls Elixir shop. I was curious of why my dad would be getting emails from there. I don’t recall him ever going there. I opened one of them. I was shocked by when I read.

“Hi dad! My name is Corrine. I’m the owner of the Dover Falls Elixir here in EC. I hope we can finally meet.”

40 kids?

 

 

 

The next day I made a trip to Dover Falls and hoped to meet this Corrine. Is she really my dad’s daughter?

 

 

 

 

¬†“Hello, are you Corrine?”

“No I’m Lindsey.”

“Is Corrine here by any chance?”

“Yeah, she lives here. She’s probably out in the garden. I can buzz her.”

“Thanks.”

 

 

¬†I was greeted by Corrine outside. Just taking one look at her there was no denying that she is my sister. I couldn’t believe how huge my family grew in 24 hours.

 

 

 

¬†“You must be Liam.2, right?”

“How do you know me already?”

“Dad talked about you. I’m Corrine, your long lost half sister.”

“So you make 40..”

“40? That sounds about right, ha ha ha. I was hoping of when I can finally meet my siblings.”

“So how long you knew about us?”

 

 

 

¬†“I met dad back in November. I went into town to get some supply and saw him at the store. I knew he was Donor #108B when I first lay my eyes on him. I did some searching online and got his email address. I sent him an email and we met.”

“Donor #108B?”

“I’m a lab baby. My mother was married to an unattractive man, it was part of an arrangement. She had no choice to marry him. He requested an heir to be born to pass on this wealth however my mother didn’t want to risk being an ugly child into the world. He requested that the child should be a boy so they seek help at the genetics lab. They would assure they the child would be a male. However my mother made a semen swap while the lab tech was a way. She grabbed Donor #108B, replacing her husband’s. When I was born, he was in shock that I was born a girl. He had a heart attack and died. My mother told me that my real father was Donor #108B, a Navox Genie. She printed off his picture and gave it to me when I was a child. Since then I wanted to locate him and meet him. I only knew his as Donor #108B but now I know him as Borage Montigo, my father.”

“That’s quite a story. I guess its kinda a relief that you weren’t a result from his drunken sexual rampage.”

“Ha ha ha. Just a genetically created lab baby that he wasn’t aware of. “

 

 

 

¬†Corrine seems nice. She grew up well¬†in a rich family in Lansing Falls, MT. She family owns a chain of Elixir shops around the country. Corrine is part Tusnya Fae, a tribe of fairies that descended from the Tuscia tribe. Tusnya Faes are slightly more modernize than the Tuscia. Corrine explains that all fairy tribes are naturalists but each tribe specialize in certain areas of nature. The Tusnya and Tuscia are healers. They create potions and natural medicine. ¬† I did enjoy learning about fairies with Corrine. There’s so much to learn.

 

 

 

 

¬†“Now that we know each other, if you ever need anything here I can give you a family discount.”

“Oh thanks.”

“Is there anything of which your heart desires?”

“Well…the courage to ask a girl out that like.”

“Ahh yes. I can help you with that. I have just the thing¬†for that. The Liquid Courage elixir.”

“Seriously? I figure I would get a pep talk.”

“Nonsense, sometimes a pep talk isn’t enough. Sometimes a swift kick is needed. I currently don’t have any in stock. Most people just use rum for courage. But I can make a batch. It’s on the house.”

“Really thanks?”

 

 

 

——-

 

 

 

¬†As Corrine was making me an elixir for me, I decided to look around. I never been to a shop like this and I was curious. There’s seems to be a lot of interesting things here. I think maybe I’ll make a few more trips here. Maybe I can learn some more new things.

 

 

 

¬†“Ahh, perfect!”

 

 

 

 

¬†“I hope this will help you. You just mix it into your favorite drink and drink it. You will have the courage for the next 48 hours before it wears off.”

“Oh that sounds simple. Any side effects?”

“Possibly a cute girl on your arm?”

“Ha ha ha. I think we will get along, Corrine.”

“I think so too. I better return to my garden. My first summer harvest is ready. Would you like to help? “

“Sure.”

 

 

 

 I never tended to a garden before. And I actually had fun doing so. Corrine let me keep a few apples for the girls. Solar loves apples so I know this would be a nice treat for her.

 

 

 

 

—-

 

¬†When I got home I was surprised to see my grandparents there. I had no idea they were even coming. If I know then I would have gotten the house in better shape. They wanted to surprise us and they sure did, especially my grandfather. I haven’t seen him since he find out Junior is his son. Dad pretty much cut him out of his life since then.

 

 

 

¬†“Mama! I wasn’t expecting you.”

“I know R2, we wanted to surprise you kids.”

“It’s L2, Mama. Ha ha ha.”

“I know but I like R2 better.”

 

 

 

¬†“So what brings you guys in town?”

“Our son..”

“Oh..”

“I really don’t wanna see Bubba in that condition but Liam suggest that we should.”

“I know there’s not much we can do for Borage but we need to at least see him.”

“I guess I could understand that, he is your son after all.”

“I haven’t seen my son in ages.. I just need to see him again.”

“I guess it’s the right time for you, Liam. Bubba can’t kick you out.”

“If you’re implying that I’m using Borage’s coma to get close to him, then you are wrong Zinnia.”

“Just saying…”

“I care about our son.”

 

 

 

 I let my grandparents get sudden in. I figure I should see if this stuff works.

 

 

 

 

¬†“Well here’s goes nothing.”

 

 

 

 

¬†I really wasn’t feeling anything different until suddenly I feel this urge to call Selene.

 

 

 

 

¬†“Hello Selene. I was wondering if you have any plans for tomorrow afternoon. I would like to take you out on a date if you don’t mind. Really? That’s great, can I pick you up around 1? Cool. I’ll see you then.”

 

 

 

 

Love For The Ladies: Chapter 56: A Mother’s Love

From the moment he was born, I made him a promise. I would always protect him no matter what. The second I laid my eyes on him, I knew he was special, I knew he would be a star one day. I named him Borage, the star flower. With his hair being the same color as the star flower, I felt it was perfect, he was perfect. My precious star flower.

 

 

It started with a little arrangement that I made with his father Liam who I brought in from Twinbrook. You heard the story a million times but in case you don’t care to follow along or easily confused or you can’t stop smoking crack, he has 100 baby challenge of his own.

Originally I felt I could have 100 of my own having my daughter Acacia but my husband Max wasn’t having it so I found an ad by Liam. If Liam helped me then I would later helped him. That was the deal as crazy as it sounded. I was young and thought it was great but didn’t think parenting would be so difficult. Needless to say, I ended my journey to 100 kids shortly. I should have stopped after Borage and Celsia. I could have spent extra time with them.

 

 

 

My heart sank after receiving a disturbing call from my grandson L2 about Borage saying they found face down in the snow, he was in a car crash and is now in coma. At first I didn’t want to believe it. It wasn’t true. My Bubba isn’t in coma, he wasn’t in a car crash, he’s fine. I just didn’t want to believe anything my grandson was telling me. Genies and comas are not a good combs. Genies tend not to walk up.

 

 

 

As I chose not the believe.. A picture was sent that forced me to believe. My baby.. he looked so.. lifeless.

 

 

 

I remember the day I took him to the lake for the first time. He giggled like he never giggled before. His eyes lit up as he splashed his little hands in the water. He kicked and wiggled around in water. It was precious a moment we shared that warm summer day.

 

 

I would give anything just to relive that day all over again. Just to hold him and hear his little giggle again. Not sure changing his diapers, he left some pretty nasty ones. I did a lot of magical cleanings with him. Things got better when I start feeding him cake.

 

 

The arrangement didn’t require visitations however Liam was a bit concern mainly cause of Rosette and did drop by to see the kids time to time. Liam did like seeing his kids and I guess it was good he wanted to be apart of their lives.

 

 

 

However Bubba wasn’t Liam’s biggest fan. He was more of a momma’s boy and didn’t care much for his mainly cause he was a stranger for the first years of his life.

 

 

 

Liam was busier as the kids got older and didn’t see them as much but when he did, he got a lot of attitude from Borage if he saw him flirting with me. Borage was always protective of me and disliked any flirtation between us, a very jealous boy. Most of the time he didn’t like my husband Max flirting with me.

 

 

 

Over time Bubba got use to his dad and warmed up to him. He looked up to him…..

 

 

 

Until he knew the truth about Junior…

 

 

 

One visit didn’t go well when Rosette forgot to put one of her kids to be and left Martini sleeping in the front yard with the cow plant.

 

 

We often got phone calls from Liam asking if all of the kids were in the house away from the cowplant and asked to send pics of the current location of each location. After while it was annoying but looking back, we were terrible but it was mainly Rosette who was terrible.

“Yes Liam, the kids are still alive. The cow plant is a vegetarian anyway. Rose try to fed Fin to it but he wouldn’t eat him. He likes salad.”

 

“I know my boo called for me! Why didn’t you give me the phone?”

“He didn’t call for you. He was checking on the kids cause your dumb ass left one outside.”

“I thought I got them all. I counted them all! I got like 5, right?”

“Ugh! You have 4 and that includes your triplets, you idiot! You can’t even count!”

“Whatever! Next time my boo love call, give me the phone you skank!”

“Whatever!”

 

Sometimes… Just sometimes I just wanna choke Rose…

 

 

 

Besides I took good care of my Bubba baby..

 

 

 

And Cece as well.

 

 

 

My twins got along well. They fight a lot but it’s their odd way of bonding. I made sure my babies stayed close. Family is important to us Montigos.

 

 

Keeping the kids close was important. As fucked up as they may be, they are close and love each other. They fight and call each other names but they know if one is in trouble they have someone to bail them out.

 

 

 

Birthdays came and came. Bubba got older and older. I didn’t like when he started to get older became his own person. I enjoyed his baby years, I enjoyed his child years, I enjoyed his teen years. When it came to his 18th birthday, I locked myself in my room and cried for hours. I wasn’t ready to let him go though I still had a preteen age twins to love.I cringe when I was told from Borage and Celsia about them wanting to move out at the same time. However it was just across town. I’m just glad they remained in town for some time.

Over the years all of my kids left town before I did. I was proud of kids, taking lead in their lives and not sticking around cause they didn’t want to break my heart. I allowed my kids to live their own lives and not worry about my feelings. I just let them know that a mother’s love can never be replaced.

 

 

 

“Ah man! This prank is gonna be some awesome. Cece won’t know what hit her when she washes the dishes.”

 

 

“I just gotta make sure this is just right. I gotta be the prank king of the house.”

 

 

“ZINNIA! ROSE! I KNOW ONE OF YOUR DAMN KIDS DID THIS! I JUST WANTED SOME WATER SOME TEA!”

 

 

Love For The Ladies: Chapter 42, This is it

Falling in love wasn’t my plan.¬†I never thought that I would be your lover.

 

 

 

And you said you really know me to yourself.  And I know that you have got addicted with your eyes.

 

 

“I need to forget…”

 

 

 

“My sweet Borage, everything is going into place. One day.. some soon. We shall be one..”

 

 

 

“Sister, I do not understand. Why allow Borage to be with others when you can have him to yourself now?”

 

 

 

 

“I do not wish to rush things, Remi. The long wait will be worth it. You shall see. For now, he must go through his trails. It is my plan, Remi dear.”

 

 

 

“As you can see Remi, Lois Champagne’s time with him has expired. I will return, stay put.”

“Yes, sister.”

 

 

 

“I don’t agree of what sister is doing.. I could possibly¬†forewarn and relocate Lois like I did with¬†Alayna.. However sister may caught on to me. Lois, I am sorry.”

 

 

 

Your life is in great danger. You must leave at once, Alayna.”

 

 

 

 

“Do you have to go now? Don’t ya wanna ride the magic stick first?”

 

 

 

“I’m just picking up a few things for our wedding, tomorrow. I will be back.”

 

 

 

And I feels as though I’ve known you for a thousand years.

“Lois, your time with Borage is up.”

 

 

 

“Who are you?”

 

 

 

“None of your concern.”

 

 

 

“Be lucky that I let you stay around this long. I was hoping Liam would spare you.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

I never thought that I would be your lover. Come on baby just understand.

 

 

 

“Spill it, BL. What’s so important that you needed to ask me?”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“You didn’t think I would know what’s going on with you and my mom?! How could you both! I don’t want to have anything to do with either one of you!”

“BL.. I am sorry.. You don’t mean that.. Were brothers.”

“The hell we are… You’re just somebody that I use to know.”

 

 

 

“Junior! Junior! Wake up! What happen?! Junior! ..Don’t leave me, son!”

 

 

 

“Dad, the doctor said you’re not a match for a blood¬†transfusion¬†for Junior. The test shows you are a relative, but you’re not his father.”

 

 

 

“I am sorry that you had to find out like this, dad. Grandfather is on his way, he’s most likely a match.”

 

 

 

“My son is my brother…”

 

 

And you said want to go with you on a while.¬†And I know that it’s really for myself.

“Borage, how is he?”

 

 

 

“How could you do this to me! I’m your son! How could you do this to your fuckin’ son! What kind of parent are you?!”

 

 

 

“Borage, I’m sorry.. I know I shouldn’t had done what I did with Lois.”

 

 

 

“I loved her, dad! You just had to put your dick in her! I hate you! I hate you, you worthless piece of shit! You can have your sorry ass Gelman name back! I hate you!”

 

 

 

“How are you feeling…. son?”

“I will never call you “dad” So you can save it.”

 

 

 

“Daddy, you should come in. It’s getting cold, you’ll freeze to death.”

 

 

 

“Why did you have to fuck him, Lois?! I tried to be the right man for you!”

 

 

 

“Daddy! It’s me, Rae. Lotus Rae, daddy.. I’m not my mom!”

 

 

 

“I’m sorry, cupcake.”

 

 

 

I never heard a single word about you.¬†Falling in love wasn’t my plan.

“I don’t care what the doctors say. I don’t care what the blood test say, you’ll always be my dad. I love you, dad. I just wish you would take better care of yourself. I care about you, dad and I’m getting worried about you. I don’t want to lose you too.”

“Don’t worry…son. You’ll never lose me.”

“Hey bro, it’s Dodder. I got you a gig at this new spot in Moonlight Falls. I seen your recent pics and you look like shit. Get your self cleaned up before you get here. I hope all is well. – Dodder”

“Hey lady, what’s your name?”

“Doll Marine.”

“Hey I liked your stuff. I have some friends opening a club in Storybrook County next week. Would you mind playing there? I can get you booked.”

“Yeah, it’s been too long since I played besides tonight. I’m in.”

 

 

 

“So what’s your name? Mines Cindra.”

“Borage.. Borage Montigo.”

 

 

 

“Let’s take a pic before you have to go.”

 

 

 

“We look good together.”

“Hmm.. I should go.”

 

 

 

“Daddy! Daddy! Where are you?! Daddy! ¬†Why did you leave me here?!” Daddy!”

 

 

 

“Journey, how is Rae? Is she going to pull through?”

 

 

 

“Where the fuck were you for 2 months?! How could you let Rae alone for that long! You should know that kids are dumb?! Where were you, dad!”

“I needed time away.. I thought Pedro or one of you were looking after her. I figure since she and Boragio are 17 now, they could be alone..”

“You thought wrong, dad! You were too busy fucking around to bother coming home to your kids! “

 

 

 

“Let’s see how good of a ladies man you are when I don’t have memory of fucking those bitches. You’ll look like a ass when your can’t remember who they are when they come calling you back!”

 

 

 

I had a great time with you, B. Hope to hook up with you again ūüėČ – Cindra

“Who the fuck is Cindra and how did she get my number? Is she hot?”

 

 

 

“Luna, I got daddy handled. Erasing memories is kinda cool. – Journey.”

 

 

 

“What man would find me beautiful when my face looks like this. Sometimes I wish I had died in that fire. Maybe I could see mom again. I miss her even if she did daddy wrong.”

 

 

 

“It’s my fault why she is they way she is now.”

 

 

 

“Are you sure you don’t want to move with us?”

“I plan on moving to Storybrook County to stay with Phoenix.”

“Storybrook County? I heard it’s nice. I never been there before.”

 

 

 

“No matter what anyone say about your scars, you’re beautiful and perfect as you are.”

“Thanks, daddy. I’m gonna miss you. Come visit us sometime.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

Welcome to Brooklyn Heights, Mr. Montigo. I hope you and your family will enjoy living here.

 

 

 

“Yo B! It’s me Tini! I hope you got settle in and shit! Come with me to Lucky Palms to visit Tequila. She got a new place. You could use the trip, bro-cuz! – Martini”

 

 

 

This is it.¬†I can feel.¬†I’m the light of the world.¬†This is real. Feel my song,¬†we can say.¬†And I tell you can feel that way.

“Borage, ..I.. I love you.”

 

 

 

“I love you too, Lois.”

 

 

 

And you tell me that you’ve seen my face before. And you said to me that you don’t want me hanging around. Many times wanna do it here before.

“Borage, my name is Diamond. It’s not Lois. You really don’t remember me..”

 

 

 

“I’m sorry Diamond.. I didn’t mean to..”

“It’s okay Borage, really.”

“Why can’t I remember who you are?”

 

 

 

“I think this will do the trick. He’ll have memory of me.”

 

 

 

“The ghost.. She came out from no where and attacked me. I don’t know who she is.. But why did she attack me?”

“It’s okay, Diamond. I’m here now, this ghost lady won’t bother you again. I’ll protect you. But I know something that will make you feel better.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“I loved you, Lois! But I guess my dick wasn’t good enough for you and you go off to fuck my dad and had me raise his son as he was my own! I know I made my wrongs but I owned up to them right away! Why did you have me believe that Junior was mine?! I named him after me! I hate you, Lois! I wished that I never met you!”

 

 

 

 

“Borage… you don’t mean that.. I’m sorry.”

 

 

 

“I would never do anything to hurt you.”

“This is it! I have to get over her.. She never loved me.”

 

 

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Some scenes where taken from 2 other stories.

Borage appeared in Doll Marine and 100 Baby Plums by NyraKick. Doll had triplets by Borage.

Borage also appeared in the Lavoie Legacy by korset

Diamond Flare is from Illyianna’s 100 Baby Challenge¬†by illyianna2005 ¬†The scenes she was in are from a future chapter of Tango Inferno

And this chapter’s song was “This is it” by Micheal Jackson of course.

Love For The Fellas: Chapter 1, Open House

Note: Celsia’s story may be slightly more racier than Borage’s story. Exposed genitals may randomly appear in chapters. One appears in this chapter. Hide your husbands, hide your kids.

 

 

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After settling in my new house I decided that I wanted to invite my mama to come see my new house. I had no idea that she was in Starlight Shores which is a 30¬†minute¬†drive from me. She was visiting dumb ass and his kids cause one woke out of her coma. She told me that she’ll come in the morning since she’s already this close to me.

 

 

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“Hey mama!”

‚ÄúHey Cece what‚Äôs up?‚ÄĚ

‚ÄúNot much mama. Grandpa just bought me a house in Hidden Springs. I was wondering if you would see my new house.‚ÄĚ

‚ÄúWe can do that Cece. I‚Äôm in Starlight Shores right now, that‚Äôs like 30 minutes from there right?‚ÄĚ

‚ÄúUh yeah but who is ‚Äúwe‚ÄĚ?‚ÄĚ

‚ÄúI‚Äôm here with Rosette and your dad. We can come in the morning and just book another flight home.‚ÄĚ

‚ÄúAsshole is there? I don‚Äôt want him here.‚ÄĚ

‚ÄúCece, he‚Äôs your dad. You haven‚Äôt seen him in years. I know he wants to see you. Borage can drive us up there in the morning.‚ÄĚ

‚ÄúYou‚Äôre bringing dumb ass too? Fine whatever mama. I‚Äôll see you in the morning.‚ÄĚ

‚ÄúChill out heffa, it will be fun. Talk to you later, Celsia.‚ÄĚ

‚ÄúOkay, bye mama.‚ÄĚ

 

 

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I wasn’t too thrill about mama bringing asshole along, I didn’t mind dumb ass or my idiot aunt but I didn’t really want to see asshole again but she said that I need to see him. I guess she’s right.

 

 

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In the morning I could hear my family pulling up. I hurry and ran downstairs as my butler invites them all in. I was excited to see mama again. It’s been years since I last seen her. I did a lot of traveling and partying over the years but I’m ready to settle in one town and rule it!

 

 

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“Liam my love! We sat in the back of the car for 30¬†minutes¬†and you wouldn’t let me give you some road head! That was the most boringest ride ever! When are you going to finally put out like you always do. I don’t like waiting.”

 

 

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“I wasn’t going to let you do that in front of Borage and Zinnia.”

“They were in the front, they couldn’t even see us! I’m tired of your excuses!”

 

 

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“Mama, I’m surprised you all made it here in one piece since dumb ass was driving.”

“Borage drives better than me. I always hit the back of the random ice cream truck. However Borage did hit a raccoon.”

“Meh.. it probably had it coming. Wanna see the house now?”

 

 

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“Yeah I would like to see the house but you said your grandpa bought this for you?”

“Yeah I told him that I wanted a house here. And I wanted the biggest house too. I like how it sits by the lake.”

“Okay but what happen to your trust fund?”

 

 

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“I spent it on traveling and partying.”

“You spent it all on that?”

“Yeah.. I got expensive¬†taste mama.”

“You were suppose to buy your own house.”

“Well I didn’t wanna live in a house yet. I wanted to party.”

“Your grandmama is gonna yell at you.”

“I ain’t afraid of her.”

“You should, Cece.”

 

 

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“Hey dumb ass, did your woman finally get any common sense and left you yet?”

“Shut the fuck up, bitchzilla.”

“I’m surprised you haven’t fucked up yet.”

“What do you mean?”

 

 

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“You know you it’s not in your blood to stay faithful to one woman. Besides you’re off to a bad start anyway, one you’re married AND cheating on her.”

“I didn’t want to be married to Fayon. She tricked me.”

“Really? You’re so dumb!”

 

 

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“Look here Cellulite, I can be faithful with Lois. You’re just jealous cause no man would ever love you and your diseased vag.”

“Do you even know what real love is? And I’m not taking about cake!”

“I know what real love is, I’m in it now. I love Lois more than I love cake. I rather be at home with her than here with you. You should be happy for me but you wanna be a bitch.”

“Chill out Borage, you know I’m just messin’ You know how we do. When did you get so pussy whipped?”

 

 

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I greeted my twin brother with a hug and asked about his million of kids. Since we now live so close to each other then maybe we should keep in contact and see each other more. I hate kids but I’ll still try and visit my nephews and nieces.

“When can I meet this woman?”

“Soon enough, you’ll like her.”

“We’ll see.”

 

 

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I saw my asshole of a dad standing near the stairs looking around and admiring on have nice my house looked. He joked about moving in. I guess I could be a good daughter and greet my daddy. But that’s not in my blood! I greeted to only way I know.

 

 

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“If you’re looking for any new baby mamas here, there is none. Try keeping your dick in your pants for once. I don’t have time for any brats you created wanting to hang out at my nice house.”

 

 

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“Cece, I’m not here looking for baby mamas.”

“Then why are you here then?”

“To see you, I haven’t seen you since you were a little girl. I’m trying to make up for lost time.”

“That’s your fault, dad! You’re a little too late. I really don’t need you in my life. I’m doing fine without you.”

“Celsia, let’s not be like this. I really want to work on our relationship.”

“What relationship? There was never one! Your other kids were more important than me and Borage. You liked them more.”

“That’s not true, Celsia.”

“Whatever asshole! I ain’t tryin’ to hear it!”

 

 

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I chilled outside with my mama outside, relaxing under the sun and watching the lake. This place is so pretty. I’m wonder why she didn’t just move us here instead of Riverview. Hidden Springs was closer the Starlight Shores. Riverview was kinda lame and I wished that we stayed in Starlight Shores. I thought about moving there but Borage got the nicest house there. I didn’t want his old one but I kinda wanna rule this place with my golden vag. I guess Borage could have Starlight Shores but he isn’t doing much since he found love. While I relaxed with my mama she asked about what I was gonna do while living here.

 

 

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“This place lacks any kind of night life so I’m create it, mama.”

“Are you going to open a club or a bar.”

“Something like that. I’m gonna have my very own strip in my house.”

“In your house? Why? Are you gonna have room?”

“I’ll have room cause I need just one stage since I’m gonna be the only stripper. I bet I can make big money by being the only stripper in town. And I want it at my house so in case I see a guy who I wanna fuck and add to my score, I can just take him to my room.”

“Score? Are you trying to do what Borage was doing?”

“Yeah, I’m gonna fuck 1000 men and rule this town! I bet I can reach 1000 before Borage since he’s in love.”

“You know you’re gonna end up with a bunch of kids.”

“I got that covered mama. I got protection.”

 

 

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After telling mama about my plans I wanted to tell dumb ass too. I also wanted to give him a idea of something he could do back his home. We are Montigos after all and our side of the¬†family¬†haven’t own any of our own¬†businesses¬†and I think it’s about time that we do.

“I plan on opening my own strip club in my house. Maybe you could open up your own club too? I know you like DJing and I know you still like looking at other females. Maybe you should open your own strip club in Starlight Shores. The one there is going under, you should take it over and give it your own flair.”

 

 

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“Open my own strip club? Well I did think about it but I don’t think Lois would approve of that. I mean she mention how she thinks I might go back to my old ways and having a strip club wouldn’t help. I like your idea but I dunno.”

 

 

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“C’mon bro, don’t be such a pussy whipped bitch! Were twins, we gotta do the same thing.”

“Do the same thing? We want me to wear a g-string and shake my ass for a couple of dollars?”

“No dumb ass! You know what I mean!”

 

 

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” I can’t open a strip club. My lady wouldn’t like it.”

“Which lady?”

“Lois who else, idiot.”

“What about your wife?”

“Who cares what she thinks.”

“Then you shouldn’t care about what Lois say either. Be man! Pull your dick out and say “Lois, I am a man! I’m opening my own strip club!”

 

 

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“What? That is so stupid. I’m not doing that.”

“Stop being a bitch! You know you want to. I’ll help ya, I can send you some strippers.”

“I would love to but I don’t think I should.”

“Lois took more than your heart. She took your balls too.”

“I still have those!”

“Then prove it dumb ass!”

 

 

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“How?”

“Paper, rock, scissors. If I win then you have to grow your balls, man up and open a strip club.”

“You stuck at this game.”

“We’ll see.”

“Bring it bitchzilla.”

“HA! Paper beats rock! I win.”

“Ugh.. fine. You win, I’ll telling Lois this was YOUR idea.”

 

 

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“Think I’ll give Lois a call. Oh wait.. I got a email.”

 

“Dear Borage,

I think I been drinking things are a lil fuzzy but I know fullmoon‚Äôs out and I love fullmoon!¬† Serpgotabductd like you only not like you causa you hasa alien wifey and hubby and kids¬†and I seenyourpictureon net and I think you‚Äôre totally hot.¬† youre my bro and youre hot as coals burning nexttoavampireona sunny day.¬† I thinkSerps preggo wiffa bb but i dunno till bb starts showin g.¬† imma go hook up wiffaghostnow.¬† ireally want ghost babie!¬† If youweredeadandnotmybro I‚Äôd totes hava babi wiff you and live wiffa you like all your hots girls.¬† LovesandpeicesCarrie”

“What the fuck? Carrie? ¬†How the fuck did she get my email address? DAD!”

“Dear Carrie,

The fuck?! You’re not gonna come to my house and act all crazy will you? If so I have a bucket of pig’s blood waiting for you. I know I’m hot and you can’t get this genie dick even if we weren’t siblings, cause you be cray cray like my wife. Stop emailing me when you’re drunk. It’s bad enough I get drunk texts from Tequila. – BMG”

“Oh look I got a text message. I hope it’s from Lois even if I’m about to call her.”

hey bro cuzzo! i got a cucumber stuck in mah vag!!! lol :-p @ teh ER now. tell mah mama! – Tequila

“I’m changing my number and email address….”

 

 

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“Hello, I’m Danica. I live across the street. Are you the new neighbors?”

“No, my twin sister just got this house. I’m just visiting.”

“I hope you plan on visiting more often.”

“Maybe..”

 

 

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“Wait.. I know who you are. You’re DJ BMG from Starlight Shores! My friends and I would come to The Edge often but we haven’t seen you in a while. Would you like to hang out with me and my friends? I’m having a BBQ at my house. It would be fun. We would love to have you come over and hang with us. We are fans ya know.”

 

 

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“Is that so? I would like to hang with you and your friends for a bit. My twin is lame and I really didn’t want to come out here. I drove my parents here so they could see her.”

 

 

 

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“Awesome! I can’t believe I’m gonna have you hanging out with us. Lani and Dove are gonna be so happy!”

 

 

 

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I had lunch with mama and we chatted more but she kept telling me how I needed to get along with my dad. I see why she had him come along cause she wants us to make up. She pushes the issue but I rather not speak to him. I think things are fine the way they are now.

 

 

 

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“I know you don’t like him Cece but he’s still your dad. He wants to be in your life now, give him a chance.”

“Why now? I really don’t need him in my life.”

“There’s gonna be a time when you’re gonna need him. Make things right while you have the chance.’

“Yeah right like that would ever happen. If I need a daddy, I’ll just call Max.”

“Honestly Max could care less about you now since you’re grown. You’re not one of his and he only¬†tolerated¬†you, Borage, Dodder and Erica.”

 

 

 

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I saw my dad and thought I should try hanging out with him. But I ended up getting randomly mad at him.

 

 

 

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“LOSER!”

 

 

 

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“Celsia! Are you sneaking up from behind me like that!”

“Just cause.”

“Stop that.”

 

 

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“Mama said I should try giving you a chance but I still think you’re a asshole and I don’t like you.”

“I’m sorry that you feel that way but I’m trying-“

 

 

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“Why now? Why not when I was a kid?”

“I wanted to be around more but you guys lived far away and things were getting¬†complicated.”

“Well if you weren’t making so many damn babies…”

 

 

 

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“I have my reasons..”

“To be a ho daddy?”

“No… I told you why.”

“So you wanna live forever like me blah blah. What’s the purpose of being immortal when you’ll out live most of your kids or friends? What if those girls who promised this don’t hold up their end of the¬†bargain? Then what? You would of made all dem babies for nothing.”

“There’s some benefits to this journey.. It wouldn’t be for nothing.”

“Eww! Just shut up. Don’t talk to me..”

 

 

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“Mama I tried. I don’t like him.”

“That’s cause you were sober.”

“Right! Hand me a drink, maybe I’ll try again.”

 

 

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“What the hell am I drinking?”

“Vodka and grape soda, Rose.”

“Vodka and grape soda? That’s strange, Cece. How you come up with this?”

“Mama, I wanted to make good drinks like Borage but I gave up after making this. It was too awesome.”

“I like this.”

“You like anything, Rose.”

“I like yo momma!”

“We have the same mom, dumb bitch..”

 

 

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After a few drinks we started to dance and have some fun as the sun started to set. It’s almost night time so we need to get this party started! But then I notice something…..

 

 

 

“So now what do we do now, Danica?”

“BMG’s twin sister is the one who moved across. Maybe we could befriend her then we would see him again, Lani.”

“Really? This will work out perfectly then. We should invite her over and then we can get even closer to BMG, Danica.”

“Yeah Lani, I guess that would be the plan for now. I was trying to meet her anyway to be a real friend but knowing that BMG is her twin. This works out perfectly, Lani.”

“I hope she’s friendly cause I really wanna see him again. ¬†His genie dick is amazing, Danica”

“Trust me Lani, BMG will be seeing us again.”

“I just totally farted! Ha ha ha!”

“Gross Dove! Stop doing that shit! You’ll scare off our BMG for sure!”

“What can I say? I love farting!”

 

 

 

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I notice I haven’t seen dumb ass since I won in paper, rock, scissors. He came in around midnight with a goofy smile on his face. I was curious about where have he been and why is he smiling so much. He did something.. or someone.. I just know it! I’m gonna be nosy and see what’s up.

 

 

 

 

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“Where in the hell have you been?”

“So are you like my mom now.”

“No! You been gone for hours and he come in late smiling.”

“Why do you care? I was with your¬†neighbors. They invited me over for a cookout plus they were kinda hot. You were being a lame host so I bounced.”

 

 

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“I see… I hope you didn’t do anything that you would regret while you were over there.. What were doing there. Did you fucked them?”

 

 

 

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“It’s none of your business if I fucked your hot neighbors or not. Trust me.. I wouldn’t do anything to hurt my lady. It doesn’t matter how hot they were or how sexy their bodies looked naked.. err.. or whatever. Don’t worry about what I do.”

 

 

 

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“You did something! You came in smiling all stupid like! Naked bodies? How do you know what their naked bodies look like if you didn’t fuck them! You’re a asshole!”

“Maybe your neighbors are nudist! And why are you yelling me?! When did you became my wife?!”

“Because I like to yell! We fight all the time, I’m pretty much your sister-wife! I’m gonna yell at you when you cheat!”

“But I didn’t cheat! You shouldn’t even care if I did!”

“I don’t believe you! You smell like rotten vaginas!”

“What? I smell like rotten vaginas? That’s just you! Close your legs!”

“I’m gonna punch you!”

“Do it!”

“I will!”

 

 

 

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“If you have babies with those sluts they are gonna like this!”

“When babies fall out your toxic vag, they gonna look like this!”

“Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!”

“I missed you dumb ass. Let’s have a pillow.”

“Okay but I’m just gonna win.”

 

 

 

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We had a little pillow fight in my room, having fun but of course he had to start acting like a baby and cry like a bitch ass.

 

 

 

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“Did you put rocks in your fuckin’ pillow?!”

“No! But I should!”

“That shit hurt!”

“You gonna cry and tell mama on me?!”

“Maybe I should tell mom on you!”

“Then go tell on me you big baby!”

“I’m gonna!”

“Do it!”

 

 

 

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“C’mere big baby! Lemme rock you to sleep and titty fed you! Ha ha ha ha!”

“Get off me!”

“Ha ha ha ha! Someone is fussy! Do you have gas?”

“Ha ha ha ha! Shut up Cece.”

“C’mere!”

“Ha ha ha! No! Go away.”

“LET ME LOVE YOU!”

“You’re crazy..”

 

 

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“Boo lova, come join me in the hot tub. It would be fun.”

“I guess I could chill in the hot tub for a bit.”

“If you gonna then you have to be naked so I can see that sexy body.”

 

 

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“Why are you way over there in Africa? Come sit next to me boo love.”

“Alright.”

“Hurry! I can’t live another second without your love.”

 

 

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“How is this?”

“Perfect now fuck me.”

“Well..”

“No excuses! Cece doesn’t have any kids so you can’t use any grandbrats for a excuse.”

 

 

 

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“Nice.. but be careful with those fangs…”

 

 

 

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“I done this like a billion times boo. I know what I’m doing! I am a professional!”

 

 

 

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“Told ya dumb ass. You own me 5 dollars. Pay up.”

“When is dad gonna learn to not fuck that¬†psycho.”

“Wanna place another bet if Rosette gets pregnant again?”

“Nah, grandmama is probably gonna make her abort it.”

“There’s a abortion clinic now?”

“Yeah it’s called NRaas.”

 

 

 

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“What’s going on kids?”

“Just the normal thing as always.. Watching my asshole dad fuck my aunt in my back yard.”

“I told her we weren’t fucking him this time. She better not come home pregnant. Mama and Finn will be pissed.”

“Mom you know Rose isn’t gonna listen… I just wish dad had sense to finally quit it.”

“Rose got some skills.. I gotta learn that move.”

“Kids… stop watching your dad fuck your aunt.”

“Were not watching, mama. Were learning.”

“Learn to be a slut? I think you do a pretty good job at that without lessons.”

“Shut up dumb ass!”

 

 

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“Hey Zin… Have Max been treating you right at home? I was thinking of taking a shower. Care to join me?”

 

 

 

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“DON’T FUCKIN’ TOUCH ME LIAM!”

“I’m sorry Zinnia..”

“You’ve done enough this week! I’m not gonna be your next fuck!”

“I’ve done enough this week? What’s going with you?”

“DON’T TALK TO ME!”

“Okay.. okay. Sorry.”

 

 

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I don’t know what asshole did to set my mama off but I’ve seen heard her yell like that. In fact I’ve never seen or heard mama yell at anymore or ever been mad. Mama was always happy, dancing around in her underwear. But I am curious of why my mom is not feeling “dad” anymore. Maybe she finally saw that he’s a loser and she had a mistake.

 

 

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“Mom this isn’t like you. What’s going on with you?”

“I can’t tell you Bubba.. I just.. Err-“

 

 

 

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“Whatever it is mom, you can tell me. Are you so mad at dad? Did he hurt you? I’ll punch him in the face if hurt you. Please mom, please tell me. Did dad hurt you?”

 

 

 

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“Bubba.. you’re sweet. I hate that you look just like him. He didn’t hurt me.. But… Sorry Bubba.. I can’t.. I just can’t.. You’re so happy.. I can’t- I’m sorry Bubba.”

 

 

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“Mom.. you’re not making any sense. How drunk are you?”

“A little tipsy.. I’m sorry Bubba.”

 

 

 

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“Whatever is going on with you.. I know things will get better, mom.”

“I know Bubba.. I know..”

 

 

 

It was the next morning and it was time for my family to leave and head home. It was fun spending a day with them. I wish they could of stayed longer but they all had kids that they needed to return to. I’m glad that I don’t have any. I know I’ll be lonely once they leave but I’ll be okay. I still have my butler after all.

 

 

 

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I hugged my mom goodbye. She told me party hard, wished me luck with my strip club and told me to start building a nursery. I don’t need a nursery. I don’t need one cause I’m not gonna make mistakes like dumb ass. I got tons of rum that’s gonna kill my eggs. So no babies for me!

 

 

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I had my own special way of telling dumb ass bye.

 

 

 

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But I also needed to tell asshole bye. I walked over to tell him bye but I couldn’t help but yell at him again.

 

 

 

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I should be nicer towards but it’s hard to. I’ve tried.. kinda but I just don’t like him. Let’s face it, asshole and I will always have a fucked up relationship.

 

 

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He told me that he will miss me and promised to keep in contact with me. I guess. I decided I would hug him instead of slapping him. That’s what I really wanted to do.

 

 

 

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“What are you doing?”

“Nothing.. mind your business.”

 

 

 

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“BITCH!”

 

 

 

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“Don’t do that shit to me! You’re a asshole! I hate you!”

 

 

 

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“Oh so it’s okay for you to run up behind me and scare me?”

“Yeah! I like making you scream like a bitch!”

 

 

 

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“I’m gonna miss you dumb ass..”

“I’m gonna miss you too bitchzilla.”

 

 

 

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“Look at me! My name is Borage and I’m a totally a idiot and I have a small dick. Wanna see my small genie dick?”

“My name is Celsia and I’m on a mission to spread my nasty toxic coochie around and make every guy’s dick fall off.”

“Ha ha ha ha ha ha!”

 

 

 

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“Were the kids always like this, Zin?”

“Yep, they have a special relationship that can never be broken. That’s something you’ll never have, Liam since you fucked shit up.”

“What are you talking about?”

 

 

 

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I plan on seeing my brother more often. I will miss his dumb ass though but I’m curious about him and my neighbors. I think I’ll go over there and grill them for information. I gotta know what went on last night. Did my brother stay faithful?

 

 

 

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I wouldn’t say I’ll miss this asshole but I will miss yelling at him. It was kinda fun.

 

 

 

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I will miss mama the most. I hate that she lives so far away in Sunlit Tides now. I think I should make a trip there soon. I love that places. It’s so pretty and sunny there. Plus they have some sexy ass men there. I’ll be there soon to see you, mama and all the sexy men.

 

 

 

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I watched my loaded up in a ugly car as the head to the airport. I think I saw Borage go over to my neighbor’s house but I’m not sure. I really need to go over there and see who these people are.

 

 

 

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Rosette did wanted to stay but mama said she couldn’t cause her twins missed her. Rosette didn’t take leaving well.

“No! I don’t wanna see those brats! There’s a hot guy across the street! If I get him to love me then Liam will get jealous and finally marry me!”

“Get in the car, Rose!”

“No!”

“Liam is coming home with us.”

“Really?! Liam my love! I’m coming!”

 

 

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Well I’m alone now but that’s okay. I’m ready to build my strip club and start my mission to fuck 1000 men! I’m gonna rule this town with my glorious vag!

 

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Note: What happen with Borage and the girls next door? You will find out in the next chapter in his story!

The email that Borage got was from his half sister Carrie Queen from her story Queens of Crime: Chapter 4 Denial by MewmewMentor

Liam Gelman has returned to be torture in his story Quest For Immortality by jbfairybird

Zinnia & Rosette have returned back to Party Montigo I will update again as some point. Making a new file is gonna suck.

They will all back again later on ūüėÄ

Love For The Ladies: Chapter 32, I’m Surrounded By Idiots

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I told my dad that he should some time with his namesake. Of course he wanted to do my nerd shit with my dad. I just don’t get that boy. He was blessed for my good looks and he wastes it by doing nerdy shit. I’m hoping that him talking with my dad will wipe away that nerd shit. How is he going to be a ladies man and pick up where I left off if he’s a nerd?

 

 

 

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“So L2 how are you with the girls at school?”

“Are you going to try and push me into being a ladies man too like my dad?”

“Well no, just making conversation. I know how teenage boys can be.”

“I don’t really talk to girls at school. There are some who find me cute but they don’t say much to me.”

“Why so?”

 

 

 

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“Maybe cause I’m not like other boys at school. I’m not trying to be hip or anything. I only¬†focus¬†on my studies in hopes of attending a good college after I finish high school. I want to be a video game developer. I’ve creating a game of me own.”

“That’s pretty cool. I guess creating a game would take away some time from the lady.”

“Well grandfather, there is this one girl that I do spend time with.”

“Oh really?”

“Yeah but she’s more of study buddy. Her name is Ashley Wood. She’s very pretty. We been friends since we were kids. But I don’t think she would like me. Plus I’m too shy to tell her that I like her.”

 

 

 

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“Have you try writing a note?”

“I did and asked Bora Bora to give it to her. She said gave it to her but I don’t she did. I think she may of slip the note in the wrong locker.”

“Maybe you should give her the note your self.”

“I don’t know about that grandfather. What if she reads it in front of me?”

 

 

 

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“Just hand her the note and run away like a bitch.”

“Bora Bora!”

“What Papa? I’m just putting in my 2 cents. You two are lame.”

 

 

 

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“Zin, this whole time we been here we really didn’t do anything fun. We you spent enough time with your grandbrats? Let’s go do something crazy. Were leaving tomorrow.”

 

 

 

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“What do you wanna do then, Rose?”

“Let’s go skinny dipping in the ocean.”

“That sound like fun! Can I join?”

“You really want to, PC?”

“Yeah!”

“I think I like this grandbrat of yours Zin.”

 

 

 

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“Heck yeah! This is fun, grandmama!”

“My Liam boo should of be dipping with me. If he saw my hot body then he’ll be all over me right now!”

“Shut up Rose! Liam doesn’t want you!”

 

 

 

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Tonight was the night that my parents and aunt were leaving. It’s been a fun week with them and all but I’ll be glad to spend more time with my lady before I return back to my job at the club. I was about to say my goodbyes but my mom needed to answer her phone. She said it was Celsia calling her.

 

 

 

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“Hey Cece what’s up?”

“Not much mama. Grandpa just bought me a house in Hidden Springs. I was wondering if you would see my new house.”

“We can do that Cece. I’m in Starlight Shores right now, that’s like 30¬†minutes¬†from there right?”

“Uh yeah but who is “we”?”

“I’m here with Rosette and your dad. We can come in the morning and just book another flight home.”

“Asshole is there? I don’t want him here.”

“Cece, he’s your dad. You haven’t seen him in years. I know he wants to see you. Borage can drive us up there in the morning.”

“You’re bringing dumb ass too? Fine whatever mama. I’ll see you in the morning.”

“Chill out heffa, it will be fun. Talk to you later, Celsia.”

“Okay, bye mama.”

 

 

 

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Celsia just moved to Hidden Springs and wants us to visit well mainly wanted mom to come but I have to drive them so whatever. I told Lois that I’ll be leaving just for a day, she said would stay and care for the kids. I’m not really all that thrill about seeing Celsia again but it’s been a while since we last seen each other. I kinda miss trolling the hell out of her. She’s so stupid. My dad really wanted to get back home to his other kids but mom bitch at him telling that he needs to see Celsia even if she does hate him. He didn’t want to go anywhere that he’s not welcomed but my mom kept pushing the issue that he still need to come and try to make mends. I wonder what’s up with my mom lately. She has been kinda nasty towards him. With the parents staying for another night, this gave my kids more chance to troll my dad.

 

 

 

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“BLEH!”

 

 

 

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“Ha ha ha ha ha! ¬†Dad you’re such a pussy!”

“Man up, boo love!”

 

 

 

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“That was awesome.”

 

 

 

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“I can totally see you creeping Bora Bora.”

“Hush daddy!”

 

 

 

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“YOU’RE NEVER MARRY MY PAPA!”

“That’s not true!”

 

 

 

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“Yes let the evil flow!”

“What are you talking about, idiot?”

 

 

 

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“Um hey I thought our grandparents were leaving tonight.”

 

 

 

 

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“BOOGA BOOGA!”

 

 

 

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“Lilah! Why did you scare me like that?”

 

 

 

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“AHA HA HA HA HA HA!”

“Stop laughing at me guys…It’s very childish.”

 

 

 

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“Mom what are you doing?”

“Nothing.”

 

 

 

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“PENIS!”

 

 

 

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“AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!”

“Shut up assholes!”

 

 

 

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“I’m gonna get her good.”

 

 

 

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“No Brain Llama! I’m not going to do that. That’s crazy. Huh? Um no! Of course I still like you. Why would you think that?”

“Borage, your kid is a fuckin’ weirdo.”

“I dunno who she is. She’s one of mine?”

“Dad, that’s my twin and your daughter.”

“What’s wrong with her?”

 

 

 

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“BLEH!”

“OH MY LLAMA! DADDY!”

 

 

 

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“HA HA HA HA HA HA!”

 

 

 

 

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“BOO!”

“Kaia! You little jerk!”

“He he he he he I got you good Bora Bora!”

 

 

 

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“BLURB!”

 

 

 

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“Luna! That wasn’t funny!”

“Karma’s a bitch huh?”

 

 

 

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“AHA HA HA HA HA HA.”

“Stop laughing at me you jerks!”

 

 

 

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“C’mon nerd. Is that all you got?”

“No dad! I bet I can beat you at pillow.”

“Oh yeah? Let’s see what you got, geek.”

 

 

 

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“You bitch! Why did you hit me?!”

“We were having a pillow fight.”

“That’s a pillow case with oranges!”

“But the Brain Llama said oranges would be more exciting than a pillow.”

“Where’s this Brain Llama so I can choke him!”

“Please don’t hurt my friend!”

 

 

 

 

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“Seriously… where did these pillows come from.”

“Magic, grandmama?”

“I guess. Magic is awesome!”

 

 

 

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“I should slap you! Why did you do that for?”

“Hey don’t start a pillow fight if you can’t hang.”

 

 

 

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“I have to deal with this one more night? I’m surrounded by idiots….”

Love For The Ladies: Chapter 31, Mojito Surprise

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You know what’s great about Starlight Shores? The night life. Since my parents had been here I haven’t shown them the night life just yet. They have been wrapped around the kids most of the time. Rosette whined about wanting to go party since she’s not interested in my kids. No one told her to come anyway. There’s no reason for her to even be here in the first place.¬†

 

 

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I was getting a bit stir crazy and felt it was time to have a night out on the town. I know my mom wants to visit a few old friends of hers and my dad haven’t seen much of this city. I told everyone to get ready for a night out. Lois said she would stay behind with the kids so I could spend time with my parents. I told her the kids would be fine and I wanted her to join us. I want my parents to get to know my wife-to-be, I know they’ll love her as much I do. But Lois mention that she thinks my mom hates her. That’s not possible. I’m sure my mom would warm up to her if she get to know her some more.

 

 

 

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Our first stop was at a art gallery. I’ve been wanting to bring Lois here since she likes art a lot. The family didn’t seem to mind it.

“Can you do your stupid genie stuff somewhere else? You’re in the way! I wanna go look at some boring art shit.”

“You’re just jealous cause you’re a boring norm and don’t have genie sexiness.”

“Zin said she’s gonna make me into a genie soon.”

“That’s not possible, idiot.”

“Yeah huh! You just wait! I gonna use my genie powers to¬†destroy¬†you!”

“Rose? Are you threatening my baby?”

“Uh.. no Zin!”

 

 

 

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“I have no idea of what I’m looking at..”

 

 

 

 

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“It looks like a vag. I bet it’s a vag.”

“Borage, that’s silly. It’s a pretty purple flower.”

“Hmm I dunno Lois. I say it’s a vag.”

 

 

 

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“Look closely, Borage. You can see the petals. It’s a flower.”

“Nah.. It looks like a loose vag. It’s probably Rosette’s diseased vag.”

“You’re funny. But trust me it’s not what you think.”

“If you say so. All these paintings look like a vag. Maybe if I paint a picture of a vag then I’ll be a famous artist.”

 

 

 

 

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“Speaking about art, PC has been telling me how she’s interested in art. Maybe we should think about sending PC to a art school after she graduate from high school. There’s a few schools that I’ve been thinking of.”

“I didn’t know she liked art. I guess she gets it from you.”

“PC thinks you wouldn’t had care about her passion. You only play video games with her. Your other daughter Luna likes art too. Maybe we can send them to the same school.”

“I was thinking of sending off Luna to the moon.”

“Borage!”

“What? She’s alien, that’s where she belongs.”

 

 

 

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“Borage, seriously we need to start thinking about schools for PC and your other kids. Bruce-Lee is a¬†junior¬†and he’ll be the first to leave. We need to think about the kids’ future.”

“You really care about my other kids?”

“Of course I do. They are like my kids too. Once were married, they’ll be my step children.”

“They are going to love you as a mom. You are right, we need to start thinking about their futures. I’ll talk to my cousin Lei. She’s attending a art school in Twinbrook.”

 

 

 

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“That’s great. That was one of the schools I was thinking about.”

“That’s cool. If Baby cake decides she wants to go to school in Twinbrook she could stay with Lei or my dad.”

“I think your dad’s house would be full if he still plan on having 100 kids.”

“Yeah I guess you’re right.”

 

 

 

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I’m glad to have this lady in my life. She cares about my other kids as much as she cares about PC. I’m hoping that I already put a baby in her. Can’t wait to have another baby with her.

 

 

 

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After visiting the art gallery we headed over to The Edge where I DJ at. It’s been a hot second since I’ve been here. My baby leave is almost over so I’ll be back. It will feel great getting behind the booth and spinning some sexy tracks for the ladies again. It might be different this time since I would have a certain lady on my mind. But I’ll still have just as much fun spinning like old times. It wasn’t long before my dad tried to get his mack on. He’s insane for attempting it while Rosette is with us.

 

 

 

“Mmm.. I kinda like what I see from behind.”

 

 

 

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“Excuse me miss, mind if I can buy you a drink?”

 

 

 

 

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“Buy me a drink? I would love that. ¬†Wait a¬†minute….”

 

 

 

 

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“DADDY! OH MY WIG! I FINALLY FOUND YOU!”

 

 

 

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“Daddy? Is this some kind of joke?”

 

 

 

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“Of course not daddy! I am your son. My name is Mojito Montigo. You are Liam Gelman right? You look like from the photos that I’ve seen. Please tell me that you’re my daddy!”

 

 

 

“Well yes, I am him. Is this another prank? Did my grandchildren put you up to this? How could ¬†have another grown Montigo child? I only had 2 with Zinnia who are ¬†grown now and 3 with Rosette who are all also grown.”

 

 

 

“It’s not a prank. I believe Rosette is my mommy. The woman who took care of me said I am a Montigo. A really long time I was born at the bar with 3 sisters. Well mommy forgot about me and left me at the bar with the bartender after getting drunk. She raised me since mommy had left town after I was born. Mommy named me Mojito and the bartender let me keep my name. She told me who my parents were but I couldn’t find any of you. But finally! You came for me daddy!”

 

 

 

“Wait what? Rosette left you at the bar? How does she not realize that she just gave birth to 4 babies? This is almost impossible to believe. Are you really my daughter.. err.. son? Does Rosette know about you?”

 

 

 

“Yes am I your son. I look just like you daddy. Mommy doesn’t know about or even remember having me. Mommy has issues with numbers. She can’t count. The bartender tried to tell mommy that she’s forgetting a baby but she ignored her and left. I’ve been searching for you both for years. Where is mommy? I want to meet her.”

 

 

 

I missed my booth and decided that I was going to play since my replacement sucks. I couldn’t help but notice my dad trying to get his mack on to some tranny. I decided that I’ll play them a special song.

 

 

 

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“This next track: Dude, she’s a man, goes out to my dad and his new special lady.”

 

 

 

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“OH YOU DIDN’T MR. ASSHOLE DJ! I AM MORE LADY THAN YOU CAN HANDLE!”

 

 

 

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“Rosette, care to explain this?”

“Explain what, boo? That you have the hots for a tranny?”

“Is that mommy?”

“That’s her…”

 

 

 

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“MOMMY! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S YOU! I DON’T CARE IF YOU LEFT ME AT THE BAR! I FORGIVE YOU! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MOMMY! YOU’RE SO PRETTY!”

 

 

 

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“Umm.. boo thang? Why is your tranny hugging me and calling me mommy? Is this some kind of freaky¬†fetish¬†of yours, cause I don’t like it!”

 

 

 

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“This is our son that you left at the bar!”

“I thought Amaretto was a girl. What are you talking about?”

“You had quads, Rose and you left our son but took the girls home.”

“Isn’t quads 3 brats?”

“No Rosette! Quads is 4! How could you forget that you gave birth to 4 babies?!”

“Geeze boo love.. You know I can’t count.”

 

 

 

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“That’s not good enough excuse! Mojito said the bartender tried to tell you were about to leave a baby!”

“I was drunk! You shouldn’t had left me at the bar anyway! But NOOO! You had to leave with Zin!”

“It’s cause she was in labor!”

“So! She could of push out those idiots without you! You’re MY lover! You were suppose to be with ME!”

“YOU DON’T OWN ME!”

 

 

 

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“MOMMY! DADDY! PLEASE STOP FIGHTING! I DIDN’T MEAN TO YOU BOTH FIGHT! I AM A TERRIBLE SON! WILL YOU FORGIVE ME FOR BEING SO TERRIBLE?! PLEASE? I AM SORRY! PLEASE DON’T LEAVE ME AT THE BAR AGAIN! I’LL BE GOOD! I PROMISE!”

 

 

 

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“I can’t believe you yelled at me, love. You’re not being very sexy right now.”

“I’m sorry for yelling but I’m angry at the fact that you left one of our kids at the bar.”

“Well you shouldn’t have gotten me pregnant then..”

“I didn’t know that I even slept with you…”

 

 

 

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“You don’t remember making love to me?! How dare you!”

“Rose, remember how you dressed up like Zinnia and pretended to be her?”

“I don’t remember doing that! Why would I do that!”

“I dunno but you did do that.”

“Are we all good now, mommy and daddy?”

 

 

 

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“No! Your daddy is being a asshole now! He yelled at me! I am hurt. I don’t love him right now.”

“Rose…”

“Don’t ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever talk to me ever again until you stop being a asshole and return to being my sexy Liam who loves me!”

“Rose… you’re being dramatic..”

“I have a dramatic trait, boo love! What do you expect!”

 

 

 

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The next day my dad invited over my new brother-cousin that we all didn’t know about. Learning that Rosette left him at the bar doesn’t¬†surprise¬†us at all. Most of last night my dad and Rosette argue about it. Maybe he should stop having kids with her.

 

 

 

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“Okay Mojito.. So you don’t always dress up like a girl. But are you gay?”

 

 

 

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“If I were gay would you love me less, mommy?”

 

 

 

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“I don’t care what you are. I don’t love any of my kids. You bastards ruined my vagina!”

 

 

 

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“If you must know my sexual¬†preference¬†I am Bi. I love both men and woman. As much as I love a juicy cock in my mouth, I still crave to suckle on a woman’s large¬†seductive breasts. Judge me if you must. But this is who I am now. Maybe cause I didn’t have a mommy and daddy to love me.”

 

 

 

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“I wouldn’t judge you about that… But we don’t need details.”

 

 

 

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“Fabulous! I knew you wouldn’t¬†judge¬†me about what I like. I am so happy to finally have real parents in my life. So you how you two been married? Did mommy look pretty in her wedding dress?”

 

 

 

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“Married? I’m not married to your mother.”

 

 

 

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“Liam my love refuses to marry me! I had his stupid kids for him and he still won’t marry me!”

 

 

 

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“I gave him all my love! I just give give give give and give. And all he does is take take take and take! I don’t understand why you are being this way. Making 100 babies is stupid. You need to be with me forever ever and ever and ever and ever and everest! We are destine to be together! Why can’t you see that boo love? What else do you want from me?”

 

 

 

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“Nothing.”

 

 

 

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“It’s okay mommy. It’s okay to live in sin. We are all sinners! Daddy you should marry mommy. She’s so pretty! I see why you made me!”

 

 

 

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“Yeah that’s not going to happen. But anyway, what happen to the person who took you in?”

“She died when I was 3. She choked on a dildo. It’s funny when you think about it. She wanted to give her new boo the best blow job ever. She started to¬†practice¬†on her dildo and shit went wrong.”

“Who took you in after she died?”

“A band of drag queens!”

 

 

 

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“Um okay. So tell me some things about you. What do you do for a living? Since you also like females, do I have any grandchildren?”

“Well daddy, I always wanted to be a¬†magician but I suck at magic. The only trick I know is making my cock disappear inside of a guy’s tight ass. So I just do gay porn. As far as kids, I would of had one but my pregnant wife died.”

“That’s awful, what happen to your wife?”

“She thought it was a good idea to hang the sex swing over the¬†balcony¬†in our mansion. My wife was a daredevil and a freak, she would find crazy things to do to spice up our sex life so I wouldn’t leave her for the pool boy even though he was kinda hot. I just wanted to grab his juicy little ass! One night when she got into the sex swing and it fell. It was 50 feet above the ground. May her kinky soul rest in peace. I miss that freaky bitch and her delicious titties!”

“That’s terrible…”

“Oh not as terrible as my husband’s death! He died from¬†auto erotic asphyxiation.

“How many times you been married?”

“3 times daddy! 2 husbands and 1 wife. I fall in love easily! But all my lovers had died¬†hilariously.¬†“

 

 

 

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I was curious about my new brother-cousin and join in. I swear we could of been twins but of course I’m more sexier.

 

 

 

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“Hi Borage! You’re my brother-cousin right?”

“Yeah.”

“That is¬†fabulous! You know we could of been twins if I had mommy’s hair. It’s almost like looking into a mirror. You’re so pretty brother-cousin!”

“Um.. thanks.. So what’s with the tranny thing? Do you go into tranny mode at night or something?”

“Oh no-“

 

 

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“Ugh can I watch TV in peace? Who is this guy?

“I’m your Uncle-cousin.”

“That’s strange.”

 

 

 

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“Well I only dress like a lady cause I never had love from a mother. Plus is helps me pick up ladies.”

“That works?!”

“Yes daddy. The ladies seem to like whenever I dress like a lady too. They would show me their sweet, sweet breasts.”

“Hmm.. that’s almost hard to believe.”

“It’s true, Borage. You should try it some time. I think you would pretty dressed as a lady. You can borrow one of my dresses.”

“I think I’ll pass.”

 

 

 

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“I’m almost scared to ask more about you, son.”

“Well daddy, I’m now a witch.”

“Really?”

“Witches aren’t as awesome as us genies. But how are you a witch?”

“I was given witch powers by my last husband before died slipping on the anal beads and landing into out lit fireplace.”

“So all your spouses deaths were sex related?”

“Why yes daddy. I didn’t notice that.”