Party Montigo: Chapter 17, Fairly Odd Parents

“I’m feeling good today.  I think I’ll turn into my doll form for fun.”

 

 

 

 

“Taco, are you stressed out? You’re in your doll form.”

“No! I don’t need to be stressed to be this way!”

“Okay.. I was just-“

“I was born this way!”

“I know I was just say-“

“Don’t judge me you evil meat eater!”

“Taco.. Wha-“

“You are evil! Animals having feelings!”

 

 

 

“What is going on with our sister?”

“I dunno but it’s hard to believe were twins. How come us 2 are the only ones who are normal?”

“Perhaps the crazy gene ran out when it got to us.”

“Down with you meat eaters! Down with evil fairies! You are killing my beloved friends!”

“What on earth is Taco ranting about now?”

“Not sure, GL. I say we should just ignore her.”

“Ignore our sister? That would be rude. I cannot do no such thing. We must help her.”

“Seriously.. There’s no hope in this family.”

“How would you like it if I ate your friends? You wouldn’t like it so stop eating mines!”

 

 

 

 

“BLEH!”

“AAAAHHHH!”

 

 

 

 

“Why in the hell you did that for?!”

“I dunno.. just cause.”

“Stop it! You’re not evil! You have no right!”

“Huh? I can scare people if I want to. Who made you queen?”

“My lord and savior Satan!”

“I think you ARE Satan!”

 

 

 

 

“rose check out this pic of liam & his new grl. he done with u. lol”

 

 

 

 

“Blasphemy! You photoshopped this!”

 

 

 

 

 

“Is that a rave in the sky? I didn’t know that Rave Heaven was real. I better get my glow sticks so I can get my PLUR on.”

 

 

 

 

 

“WAIT! I DIDN’T GET MY GLOW STICKS! HOW AM I GONNA GET MY PLUR ON?”

 

 

 

 

“That rave sucked. Glow sticks are not  suppose to go up my ass and their music sucked. I think it was Dubstep. Worse rave ever.”

 

 

 

 

 

“I hope this isn’t pee.”

 

 

 

 

 

“What did I come down here for? Punch the baby? Well that’s just rude. I’m not punching the baby, talking fish tank.”

 

 

 

 

 

“Can you say puppy, for great-grandmama?”

“I speak for Satan.”

“What? What on earth is your mother teaching you?”

” I be evil for Satan.”

“No, Dazzle. You be good for great-grandmama.”

“No! I be evil!”

“Dazzle, being evil is bad. You have to be good, okay?”

“Dazzle evil!”

“I swear your mother isn’t allowed to have more kids like your grandmother, Rose.”

“Sister!”

“No, Rosette is your grandmother. I see I have a lot of bad to undo.”

 

 

 

 

 

“How is our baby doing?”

“She’s fine but I’m thinking we should of waited before having another baby.”

“Why?”

“Dazzle. His mother and grandmother are corrupting the poor child. He talks about being evil for Satan and thinks Rose is his sister.”

“It would only be 2 kids we’ll be looking after. It wouldn’t be so hard.”

“True but you’re forgetting about the teen girls. Taco is starting to get nutty and Fiona is acting like a rebel. I think it’s time we send the girls to boarding school. They don’t need to be around their mothers and older siblings.”

“Okay, maybe boarding school would be good for them.”

 

 

 

 

“Look up, you’ll see snow.”

“Really?”

“Yeah.”

 

 

 

 

“Aaahhh! I’m cold!”

“Ha ha ha ha! Told ya!”

 

 

 

 

“That was cool.”

“This is too easy…”

“Huh?”

“Nothing.”

 

 

 

“Look up, you’ll see Satan.”

“Really?”

“Sure, you gotta look up right now.”

“Okay! I wanna see Santa! I wonder if he’ll give me presents.”

“I said Satan.”

“Santa, I know. I love Santa!”

 

 

 

“I don’t see Santa.”

“Wait for it…”

 

 

 

 

“AAAAHHHH!!!!!!! I didn’t see Santa!”

“Ha ha ha ha! This is fun.”

 

 

 

 

“That was not cool, GB!”

“Don’t be lame. Fairy tricks are fun.”

“I don’t like them!”

“Wanna be a fairy? Cause I need a fairy to do evil with and GL is lame.”

“Only if I get pink wings.”

 

 

 

 

“Now which poison will turn my sis into a fairy? Hmm.. I don’t have time for this. Where are the mods?”

 

 

 

“What happen to you?”

“I do not want to talk about it.”

 

 

 

 

“Pardon me Sir OCG, may I have a moment of your time?”

“What?”

“Why are you evil?”

“Why are you gay?”

“Why must everyone assume that I am a homosexual? I can assure you that I am not. I just haven’t found the right lady yet.”

“Keep telling yourself that.”

“My reasons are true. I am waiting for the right lady.”

“Try looking on adamandsteve.com”

“That is a website for homosexuals looking for hook ups.”

“Exactly.”

 

 

“It is a fine afternoon I must say, grandmother.”

“Yes it is, GL. My water just broke.”

“Oh dear, perhaps it’s time for everyone to come outside to panicked over your labor?”

“It is that time.”

“I will call the others out.”

 

 

 

“OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!”

 

 

 

 

 

“Welcome home, Zarah Elise Montigo.”

 

 

 

 

“Hey stupid! I got something for you.”

“Did you just throw fairy crack at me?”

“Yeah.”

 

 

 

 

“Muhahahaha! I now have a new solider for Satan!”

“We work for Santa now? Are we going to be elves and make toys?”

“Oh gosh you are a idiot!”

 

 

 

“Can I meet Santa now?”

“Soon. I have to gather more minions for our lord before we can meet him.”

“How can I help?”

“Bring your dad into town. I need his seed.”

“My dad has seeds like a tree?”

“Uhh.. yeah. He has a seed that I need.”

“Were gonna grow a tree? What kind of tree?”

“A special fairy tree, now call your dad.”

Camp Tigo 2 ISBI: Day 10

All I asked for was a baby and I get abducted again. Why won’t you green varmints just let me be.

 

 

 

Borage: I’m just stilling in the puddle.

Rose: Yeah right, we know that you just pissed on yourself.

Kiki: We all do, no need to be a shame of it now.

 

 

Selene: There is a man behind you.

Isela: I know. I can feel his boner.

Anson: So ya like? Eh?

 

 

Seth: That’s nasty. You just gonna pee right there?

Selene: My gosh… I am terrified by this.

Arna: You guys wouldn’t move.

Anson: We weren’t in the way.

Isela: We need another bathroom cause we are so stupid.

 

 

 

I was just in the stall… Oh dear!

 

 

 

Isela: Dude, really?

Anson: I thought you went in there to pee? Was the toilet not good enough for you?

Seth: MUHAHAHAHAHA!

Malix: Stop judging me guys!

 

 

I was going to shower but this grass feels nice. I go to sleep now.

 

 

 

 

Selene: You’re really gonna sleep next to a puddle of pee?

Isela: I regret nothing.

 

 

 

 

I am not sure about what I’m looking at.

 

 

 

Borage: WTF happen to you?

Quincy: Gettin’ mah tan on.

Borage: Well you suck at it.

 

 

 

No I don’t want no scrub. A scrub is a guy who can’t get no love from me. Hanging on the passenger side, in his best friend’s ride. Tryin’ to holler at me! ♫

 

 

 

 

Isela: Check me out! They call me DJ Disco Panties!

Seth: Should you be in the kitchen?

 

 

 

Makayla: If we close our eyes and open them, we’ll be in a magical place.

Isaiah: I swear if this doesn’t work, I’m taking your apple juice.

 

 

 

I thought this only happen at night!!!

 

 

 

 

We no tell time.

 

 

 

Borage: Well brat? You gonna talk or sit there and look dumb. I’m your master and I command that you speak at once.

Linnea: ….

 

 

 

I can talk, father but I refuse to speak at your command. I am not a puppy. I do what I want.

 

 

 

Carrie: Say spaghetti sauce, cause that’s what you look like. C’mon red baby, say spaghetti sauce!

Shawn: You look like a old tomato, vile woman!

 

 

 

 

Mikhai: How will this mirror will teach me to talk? All I can see is how sexy I am.

Bryony: EA logic, dude. I’m gonna talk so much shit when I learn.

 

 

 

I hear voices…..

 

 

 

 

Dude were talking… Can you understand us??!!

 

 

 

 

 

Thing 1: Where you going?!

Thing 2: Away from you. You cry too much.

Thing 1: I do no such thing… WAAAHHHH!!!!

 

 

 

Thing 1: Hey.. where you going? I’m not crying now.

Thing 2: I just don’t like you.

Thing 1: That hurts.. I’m going to cry.

 

 

 

Thing 1: You came back.

Thing 2: I got hungry.

Thing 1: You found food?

Thing 2: No just this stick.

 

 

 

Borage: I need for you to speak so daddy can have a drink and you go play. Speak now, brat. Daddy commands it.

Linnea: No.

 

 

 

Borage: You spoke! Daddy can have a drink now! Go away..

 

 

 

Kiki: Asshole.

Malix: Bitch… And you wonder why you don’t have friends.

 

 

 

 

Mikhai: Where did you go? You die?

Bryony: I’m right here! Open your eyes!

Mikhai: No. There’s a ghost foot behind you.

Camp Tigo 2 ISBI: Day 9

This is what I need you to do. Win the race or I will disown you. You got that, brat?

 

 

 

 

Since no one ever fed us I guess my hand will do.

 

 

 

 

I want my own baby.

 

 

 

 

Arna: You’re no match against my super vampire ping pong skills.

Anson: Oh bring it on dead boy!

Arna: Prepare to be defeated weak human!

 

 

 

Lucy waz here. He he he now everyone will know.

 

 

 

 

Kiki: Why haven’t we hooked up yet?

Malix: Because I don’t like you.

Kiki: Why?

Malix: You’re a bitch.

 

 

 

Isela: Anson, wanna have some fun in the photo booth?

Anson: Can’t you see that I’m busy destroying Arna. He’s finally not in front of the TV anymore!

 

 

 

Kiki: That may be true but I can’t help of who I am. I think we would have pretty babies.

Malix: I’m not having a kid with you!

 

 

 

 

Where are my parents? I’m hungry like always. I guess it’s time to cry annoyingly.

 

 

 

Borage: Why do you always have the alien brat? You never take care of my niece and nephew.

Seth: I think this kid is cool. I will use him for evil.

 

 

 

 

My kid won’t stop crying annoyingly! Someone make him stop!

 

 

 

 

Your mom is dumb but I’ll still put some of my magic in her.

 

 

 

 

Stop crying annoyingly you dead brat. I’m going to give you a bath since your parents are too dumb to do it themselves.

 

 

 

I’m so awesome that I can push this stroller without touching it.

 

 

 

Who did this shit?

 

 

 

Malix: Oh shit!

Seth: MUHAHAHAHA! My evil plan is working!

 

 

 

 

This is embarrassing…

 

 

 

I feel a shame…

 

 

 

I can’t explain this…

 

 

 

Borage: You’re giving her a bath with her clothes still on?

Quincy: Don’t tell how to bathe my kid. I do what I want!

Borage: Idiot.

 

 

 

Selene: I hope no one saw that.

Lucille: I did.

 

 

 

The voices made me do it.

 

 

 

 

Arna: Dude, you’re heavy.

Borage: So is your mom.

 

 

 

 

Isela: I’m sorry for everything. Can we get back together?

Malix: I love Selene now so no.

Isela: No you don’t. Selene would never be a good as me.

Malix: You shouldn’t have fucked my cousin.

 

 

 

rose, i heard my dad is gettin married and it aint wit u lol he said u 2 ugly 4 him.

 

 

 

 

I’m not gonna listen to your lies!

 

 

 

ur dad fucked lois

 

 

 

Layla: This is fun.

Borage: Wanna know what would be more fun? If we go into the photo booth.

Layla: Let’s go.

 

 

 

 

Hold up, Lay.. I got a text message.

 

 

 

 

Borage: That’s not true!

Layla: What’s not true?

 

 

 

I’ve been sitting here with you for 2 hours and you still can’t talk. Are you dumb or something? I want a refund.

 

 

 

 

I hope I’ll get a baby soon. This camp need some little fairy babies.

 

 

 

Your fairy babies won’t be as awesome as my witch baby.

 

 

 

Aren’t you a awesome witch baby. You’re the most awesomest baby at camp.

 

 

 

We could of had awesome fairy-vampire babies together, Quincy! *sobs*

 

 

 

 

Okay awesome, kid it’s time to clean you up cause I’m a good daddy.

 

 

 

My daddy forgot about me…

 

 

 

 

Why won’t you walk? I guess the other baby is more awesome.

 

 

 

 

I think this one is mine. Why aren’t they wearing name tags?

 

 

 

 

I regret nothing.

 

 

 

 

No one will cook so I guess I will do it. Then all the guys will love me and I can finally get lucky.

 

 

 

Where’s your daddy? He knows I don’t like you demon spawns. You’re his problem now, not mine.

 

 

 

 

 

I have no idea who my mom is..

 

 

 

 

 

Quincy: Where’s the other one at? I wanna trade. This one cries too much now.

Kiki: If these hell spawns don’t shut up. Why did you idiots make them if you’re not gonna take care of them!

 

 

 

I love this toy. It’s my most favoritest!

 

 

 

 

What the? It went bye bye.

 

 

 

 

Here it is. If you leave me again, I will destroy you.

 

 

 

 

Carrie: I’m gonna sleep next to the babies.. The wall people might try to eat them.

 

 

 

The floor must be more comfortable than the sleeping bag.

 

 

 

NO! NO! I KNOW I SAID I WANTED A BABY BUT NOT THIS WAY!

 

 

 

 

Thank goodness I’m a fairy or I would be in some trouble… But then again I’m sure the mod could override this.. Don’t get any ideas out there! Don’t put a alien baby in me!

Camp Tigo 2 ISBI: Day 8

I need more magic!

 

 

 

 

The alien touched me here.

 

 

 

This brat stinks.

 

 

Dusty: I got a new joke to tell you. What did the five fingers say to the face?

Quincy: What?

 

 

 

SLAP!

 

 

 

Quincy: That wasn’t a funny joke. That was just plain rude.

Dusty: I’m cold blooded.

 

 

Borage: Why are we doing this?

Lucille: I dunno.. Pan over.

 

 

 

Selene: I’m in labor!

Borage: Oh so that’s why.

Lucille: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!

 

 

 

Dragan: Is everyone freaking out about my bad breath?

Selene: No idiot. I’m in labor.

Malix: You are?

 

 

 

Dragan: yes another baby!

Malix: Woohoo! I hope this one is mine!

Borage: I’m bored.

Lucille: Yay for babies!

Arna: OMG SHE’S IN LABOR!

Isela: You’re all dumb.

 

 

I hear a party going on.

 

 

 

Lucille: Now I’m in labor.

Selene: You bitch! Stop stealing my thunder! I’m still in labor!

Isela: OMG! You too!

Dragan: I think it’s mine again.

Borage: WHAT?!

Malix: Who’s the daddy?

 

 

 

Borage: Eww stay away from me! I don’t want baby juice on my shoes!

Malix: Dat ass!

Isela: Did Lucille get the magic?!!!!

Selene: WHY ISN’T ANYONE CARING ABOUT MY LABOR?!!!

Dragan: This is funny.

Carrie: What’s going on?

 

 

Rosette: I’m in labor too!

Selene: BITCH!

Carrie: Is this the going in labor party?

 

 

 

Isela: YOU TOO!

Borage: IS EVERY LADY KNOCKED UP HERE?!

Malix: WHO’S THE IDIOT THAT KNOCKED ROSETTE UP?!

Carrie: ALL THESE LABORS!

Selene: YOU BITCHES!

Lucille: It must be in the water.

 

 

Carrie: I’m in labor now.

Selene: I hate you.

Malix: Why was this one allowed to have another one?

Seth: Shut up fools.

Borage: I can’t take this anymore.

Isela: I want a baby now!

Lucille: Labor hurts!

Rosette: I forgot that I’m in labor….

 

 

 

Borage: I’m done reacting.

Selene: I hate everyone in this room.

 

 

 

My legs feel funny.

 

 

 

THIS ROOM IS FULL OF HELL SPAWNS!

 

 

 

 

Seth: DON’T have anymore kids!

Lucille: Same to you!

 

 

 

Why is Isaiah floating?

 

 

 

 

 

Selene & Malix had a vampire son, Mikhai.

 

 

 

 

Lucille & Borage had genie twin daughters, This is Linnea.

 

 

 

 

And this is Bryony.

 

 

 

 

 

Rosette & Quincy had twin daughters, this is Thing 1 she’s a vampire.

 

 

 

 

And Thing 2, she’s a witch.

 

 

 

 

Carrie & Seth had a witch son named Shawn.

 

 

 

 

Borage got abducted but I missed it.

 

 

 

WHY WEREN’T YOU PAYING ATTENTION??!!!

 

 

 

All 10 Camp Tigo 2 bay bays… NO MORE BABIES, GUYS!