Risky 10 – Update 3

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Borage & Pocahontas’ son, Eero.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Risky 10 – Update 2

“Hello uncle, I see you are free balling today.”

“All day, everyday when you have an amazing body like this.”

 

 

 

“So you’re my bro?”

“Yep.”

“That’s too bad cause you’re kinda cute.”

“Uhhh..”

“I can’t see how we can still be related. I was born in another user’s game plus the dad in my world has a slightly different face than yours.”

“We still sibs…”

 

 

 

“I got so much dick to give. Can I start now?”

No.

 

 

“I like your moves, you should be one of my ladies.”

“I agreed to be in your uncle’s bitch collection.”

“You can be one of my points still.”

“Yay!”

 

 

 

“Hi daddy…I guess. I think you’re still my dad even if you look different. Why do I have to have a hot brother.”

 

 

 

“Does uncle asshole gotta live with us?”

“He pays rent.”

“But he’s always naked.”

“So do I.”

“Yeah devil rat, deal with our awesome nakedness.”

 

 

 

“I hate writing with feathers and ink. There needs to be a easier way to write.”

“There is, it’s called a “pen”.”

“Why was I not informed?”

 

 

 

“OMG!”

“That’s what happens when you fuck in photo booths, dad. It’s a perv and takes your pic.”

 

 

 

“Did you eat all of your veggies son?”

“Mommmmm! I’m a grown up now.”

“Eat your veggies first.”

 

 

 

“I’m gonna do what I want. No regrets!”

 

 

 

 

“So when do we start this? I wanna be first.”

“I gotta get a degree first.”

“In Ho-nomics? I’m in that major.”

 

 

 


“I wanna kiss those juicy lips.”

“Wanna come over?”

 

 

 


“I need to take a shit first.”

“Not in my toilet you will.”

 

 

 

“I didn’t know I was getting a show with my dinner.”

 

 

 

“I’m hungry.”

“When a bitch is hungry, I feed her dick. Muahahhaha!”

“I’m uncomfortable.”

 

 

“JUNE!”

“AAAHHHH!”

 

“Is my boobear creeping around on me?”

“He’s creeping alright.”

 

 

 

“You like?”

“They smell pretty.”

“You’ll love me more than Astrid then?”

“Whoever doesn’t get pregnant will be the one I’ll love.” 

 

 

 

hehehehe

 

 

 

 

“I’m sleepy, I think you should come to bed with me.”

“I gotta wash my hair tonight.”

“I can help.”

“I got homework.”

“Me too, we can study together.”

“My grandma died.”

“I can bring her back to life.”

“I like girls.”

“Me too, can I watch?”

“For fucks sake…”

 

 

 

“I am accepting bitch applications. You can apply by riding my dick. If I like it, you’re in.”

“I’m ready to apply.”

 

 

 

 

“OMG! I can’t believe these pics! Boobear, it took our pics. OMG! What do we do?”

“Stop talking!”

 

 

 

“You may be my sister but you are fine.”

“Thanks!”

“You guys are weird.” 

“The drinks are talking, babe.”

 

 

 

“I think you’re cute, Devin.”

“I know, I can set you on fire.”

“Um.. I don’t wanna be on fire.”

“I mean fire in a good way.”

“There’s nothing good about fire.”

 

 

 

“Oh no. What do we do?”

“Get Astrid. She can help.”

“How?”

“Her massive tits will wake him. I have no tits. The creator made me flat chested for diversity.”

“Suck for you.”

 

 

 

“I’m tried as fuck, take these flowers.”

“Aww how sweet.”

 

 

 

“I got you some flowers.”

“But these are the ones I gave you. They smell like them.”

 

 

 

“Here’s some advice since you’re my little sister. At your job interview, you gonna get on your needs and beg for the job. Tell them that you’ll do anything and you mean anything. Even if its kinda gay.”

“Okay!”

 

 

 

First day of school!

“I wanna go on a date instead.” 

 

 

“Nice.”

“My awesome skills?”

“No, your panties.”

Risky 10 – Update 1

Starting out my challenge with Devin Montigo, son of Borage and my good friend, VRS…somethingish?….shit I forgot how to spell your screen name LOL sim Pocahontas. Devin was born in my random legacy which isn’t much of a RL cause shit had to break -_-

 

 

 

Devin’s roll, I swear genies tend to always be firemen -_-

Runs in the family? Um like being a ho daddy? hahahahhaha

 

 

 

But before being a ho daddy like King ho daddy, Borage… Devin is gonna get his edumacation first.

 

 

 

 

“It’s time for the perculator! It’s time for the perculator!”

No..no it’s not. No perculating until you get your degree first -_-

 

 

 

“Mom, I might make football head children. Will would you love them?”

“No.”

 

 

 

 

“Dad, check this out.”

“What is it?”

“That time you were with June.”

 

 

 

“Don’t remind of me of my mistakes!”

“Remember that time you fucked a pudding?”

“Shut up!”

 

 

 “I’m gonna be as awesome as you dad but gonna have sexy relations with hotter ladies.”

“You’ll never be me. You won’t find ladies hotter than yo mama.”

“Um…”

 

 

 

“What if dad is right. What if I won’t find ladies hotter than my mama?”

 

 

 

“Okay saying my mama is hot is little weird.”

 

 

 

 

“I need 10 ladies to have unprotected sex with. Who would like to sign up?”

“Where did I sign up at?”

 

 

 


“I would like to be one of your ladies.”“Aren’t you fucking my uncle?”

“Yes, but he’s mean.”

“Well I think you dig that.”

 

 

“I’m Astrid. I once had kids with your dad and uncle. I guess it’s time for me to move on the 2nd generation of Montigo men. I’m ready to spread eagle.”

“Um.. okay. You’re hot. I think you’re hotter than my mama.”

 

 

 

 

“My daddy said you made a movie with him. Can I watch it?”

“When you’re 18, you can.”

There’s a movie being made behind you :O

 

 

 

“I’m painting from my soul.”

I think that is YOUR soul.

 

 

 

“Wanna be bitch number… I lost count. Join my bitch collection.”

“Sure.”

“Boobear! I thought you said no more collecting bitches?!”

 

 

 

 

“I love you, honey.”

“What’s your name again?” 

 

 

 

 


“I swear if I see anymore sims fucking here, I’m gonna scream. Isn’t anything private anymore?!”

Party Montigo: Chapter 17, Fairly Odd Parents

“I’m feeling good today.  I think I’ll turn into my doll form for fun.”

 

 

 

 

“Taco, are you stressed out? You’re in your doll form.”

“No! I don’t need to be stressed to be this way!”

“Okay.. I was just-“

“I was born this way!”

“I know I was just say-“

“Don’t judge me you evil meat eater!”

“Taco.. Wha-“

“You are evil! Animals having feelings!”

 

 

 

“What is going on with our sister?”

“I dunno but it’s hard to believe were twins. How come us 2 are the only ones who are normal?”

“Perhaps the crazy gene ran out when it got to us.”

“Down with you meat eaters! Down with evil fairies! You are killing my beloved friends!”

“What on earth is Taco ranting about now?”

“Not sure, GL. I say we should just ignore her.”

“Ignore our sister? That would be rude. I cannot do no such thing. We must help her.”

“Seriously.. There’s no hope in this family.”

“How would you like it if I ate your friends? You wouldn’t like it so stop eating mines!”

 

 

 

 

“BLEH!”

“AAAAHHHH!”

 

 

 

 

“Why in the hell you did that for?!”

“I dunno.. just cause.”

“Stop it! You’re not evil! You have no right!”

“Huh? I can scare people if I want to. Who made you queen?”

“My lord and savior Satan!”

“I think you ARE Satan!”

 

 

 

 

“rose check out this pic of liam & his new grl. he done with u. lol”

 

 

 

 

“Blasphemy! You photoshopped this!”

 

 

 

 

 

“Is that a rave in the sky? I didn’t know that Rave Heaven was real. I better get my glow sticks so I can get my PLUR on.”

 

 

 

 

 

“WAIT! I DIDN’T GET MY GLOW STICKS! HOW AM I GONNA GET MY PLUR ON?”

 

 

 

 

“That rave sucked. Glow sticks are not  suppose to go up my ass and their music sucked. I think it was Dubstep. Worse rave ever.”

 

 

 

 

 

“I hope this isn’t pee.”

 

 

 

 

 

“What did I come down here for? Punch the baby? Well that’s just rude. I’m not punching the baby, talking fish tank.”

 

 

 

 

 

“Can you say puppy, for great-grandmama?”

“I speak for Satan.”

“What? What on earth is your mother teaching you?”

” I be evil for Satan.”

“No, Dazzle. You be good for great-grandmama.”

“No! I be evil!”

“Dazzle, being evil is bad. You have to be good, okay?”

“Dazzle evil!”

“I swear your mother isn’t allowed to have more kids like your grandmother, Rose.”

“Sister!”

“No, Rosette is your grandmother. I see I have a lot of bad to undo.”

 

 

 

 

 

“How is our baby doing?”

“She’s fine but I’m thinking we should of waited before having another baby.”

“Why?”

“Dazzle. His mother and grandmother are corrupting the poor child. He talks about being evil for Satan and thinks Rose is his sister.”

“It would only be 2 kids we’ll be looking after. It wouldn’t be so hard.”

“True but you’re forgetting about the teen girls. Taco is starting to get nutty and Fiona is acting like a rebel. I think it’s time we send the girls to boarding school. They don’t need to be around their mothers and older siblings.”

“Okay, maybe boarding school would be good for them.”

 

 

 

 

“Look up, you’ll see snow.”

“Really?”

“Yeah.”

 

 

 

 

“Aaahhh! I’m cold!”

“Ha ha ha ha! Told ya!”

 

 

 

 

“That was cool.”

“This is too easy…”

“Huh?”

“Nothing.”

 

 

 

“Look up, you’ll see Satan.”

“Really?”

“Sure, you gotta look up right now.”

“Okay! I wanna see Santa! I wonder if he’ll give me presents.”

“I said Satan.”

“Santa, I know. I love Santa!”

 

 

 

“I don’t see Santa.”

“Wait for it…”

 

 

 

 

“AAAAHHHH!!!!!!! I didn’t see Santa!”

“Ha ha ha ha! This is fun.”

 

 

 

 

“That was not cool, GB!”

“Don’t be lame. Fairy tricks are fun.”

“I don’t like them!”

“Wanna be a fairy? Cause I need a fairy to do evil with and GL is lame.”

“Only if I get pink wings.”

 

 

 

 

“Now which poison will turn my sis into a fairy? Hmm.. I don’t have time for this. Where are the mods?”

 

 

 

“What happen to you?”

“I do not want to talk about it.”

 

 

 

 

“Pardon me Sir OCG, may I have a moment of your time?”

“What?”

“Why are you evil?”

“Why are you gay?”

“Why must everyone assume that I am a homosexual? I can assure you that I am not. I just haven’t found the right lady yet.”

“Keep telling yourself that.”

“My reasons are true. I am waiting for the right lady.”

“Try looking on adamandsteve.com”

“That is a website for homosexuals looking for hook ups.”

“Exactly.”

 

 

“It is a fine afternoon I must say, grandmother.”

“Yes it is, GL. My water just broke.”

“Oh dear, perhaps it’s time for everyone to come outside to panicked over your labor?”

“It is that time.”

“I will call the others out.”

 

 

 

“OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!”

 

 

 

 

 

“Welcome home, Zarah Elise Montigo.”

 

 

 

 

“Hey stupid! I got something for you.”

“Did you just throw fairy crack at me?”

“Yeah.”

 

 

 

 

“Muhahahaha! I now have a new solider for Satan!”

“We work for Santa now? Are we going to be elves and make toys?”

“Oh gosh you are a idiot!”

 

 

 

“Can I meet Santa now?”

“Soon. I have to gather more minions for our lord before we can meet him.”

“How can I help?”

“Bring your dad into town. I need his seed.”

“My dad has seeds like a tree?”

“Uhh.. yeah. He has a seed that I need.”

“Were gonna grow a tree? What kind of tree?”

“A special fairy tree, now call your dad.”

Party Montigo: Chapter 16, Baby Talk

“At last, peace and quiet. I think our daughters blacked out with their excessive drinking. I think we should be a ban of alcohol in this house.”

“No Gen, I mean I like to have a drink time to time. We could just limit it, not take it away. They would just leave to drink somewhere else and get into trouble. Such as driving drunk. I rather the girls drink at home than some bar.”

“I guess you are right. The only time this house is quiet is after they drank until passing out. However drinking like that is not good. Maybe we should send them to rehab?”

“Rehab wouldn’t take them, especially Rosebud. Gen, they are fine. I’ve done some blood work on the others and they are fine.” 

“Sometimes I forget you were once a doctor.”

“I do miss working in the medical field. But I think with me being 150 years old, I should retire ha ha ha.”

“Do you ever regret me extending your life, causing you to out live your love ones?”

“No but I do miss them. I’m happy living long with you, Gen.”

 

 

 

“I always wonder about it. I felt it was a selfish act on my part. I just couldn’t bare watching you age and pass on. It was always a old rule from my Navoxn tribe to never fall in love with a human. But we learned to extend lifelines however they would out live their human families.”

“I’m glad you did Gen. On the bright side, I get to see many generations of grandchildren. But I always wonder about something.”

“What’s that?”

“I figure since I would live long… Maybe we would have more kids?”

“More kids? I thought we agreed with 3 we had plus Rosette was enough.”

“At the time… But I kinda want more.”

“I don’t know about this..”

 

 

 

“Gen, we can finally give the little sister Zin always wanted.”

“She has Rosette.”

“A clone of herself, Gen. I’m talking about actual sister.”

“But we raised them as sisters..”

“I know but deep down inside, Zin doesn’t feel that Rose is a real sister. She’s just a living reflection of herself. Zin talked about this with me. Let’s have another child.”

 

 

 

 

“WAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!”

 

 

 

 

“Where did this annoying fairy baby came from? Oh right.. Mama said you’re my grandson. I’m too sexy to be a grandma so in public, you’re little brother. Got it devil rat? If you ever call me “grandma”, I’ll toss you in the sea and you’ll be shark food.”

 

 

“Blond brat! Which one of you sluts is trying to make me old by having demon spawns like him? Is this one yours, hussy?! You trying to turn me into a old hag?!”

 

 

 

“Mommy! It’s not my baby. I’m only 13.. I’m too young to have babies! Us having babies won’t turn you old, mommy. And Dazzle is GB’s son that she had with Uncle Max.”

 

 

 

 

“I’m not taking my chances with you hookers! Stop having babies! I don’t want anymore of these creatures from hell!”

 

 

 

“You stop us from having kids, mommy! All that meat you been eating is making you crazy! Meat is BAD mommy! We shouldn’t eat meat because animals deserve to live!”

 

 

 

“I don’t know what the hell you’re talking about but I could go for a bacon cheeseburger with a glass of gin.”

“Mommy don’t! Don’t eat my friends!”

“Did I drop you when you were a baby? Take my brother before I drop.”

“Dazzle is your grandson.”

“I said… take MY BROTHER.”

 

 

 

“Is this your grandbaby?”

“My brother.”

“Huh? Our parents didn’t have another baby.”

“I know but I’m too sexy to be a granny so he’s my brother. Liam wouldn’t love me if I’m a old granny.”

“Liam has grandchildren, you idiot. He wouldn’t care if you had a grandbaby. Borage gave me grandkids and I’m still sexy. I love my g-babies. I’m gonna meet them one day.”

“I don’t care! Dazzle is my brother.  His daddy is Max.. so Dazzle is like your step-son or something.”

“Wut?”

 

 

 

“Is Dazzle your nephew-son?!”

“Yeah.. I fucked GB. So what?!”

“That’s your niece, you sick fuck!”

“GB isn’t my real niece! She’s not blood related!”

“That doesn’t matter! It’s still nasty!”

 

 

 

“You can’t talk about being nasty when your Liam twins are cousin-siblings with Rose’s Liam triplets!”

“He didn’t know he slept with us both!”

“Well didn’t you sluts have more babies with him?”

“We had a deal!”

“A deal to cheat on me again?!”

“You cheated on me with my niece!”

“Yeah.. so? What you gonna do about it?”

 

 

 

“Divorce you. I told you the rules.. Only I can do the cheating while you be the faithful on in this marriage. One of us have to be faithful and it’s not gonna be me.”

 

 

 

 

“Divorce? No! Don’t do that! I’m sorry.. I’ll be good. I’ll stop cheating and let you do that.”

 

 

 

 

“Good, cause this marriage won’t work if were both cheating.”

 

 

 

 

“Where’s your mom? I don’t wanna watch you. You smell like shit and I ain’t changing no shitty diapers. You gonna have to stay in your shit until you learn how to use a potty. Got it, brat?”

“Bah!”

“Good.”

 

 

 

“Hello kids, I have some wonderful news to share. Gen are trying to have another baby.”

“Dad? Really?”

“Yes, Zirobi. We decided to have another baby.”

“Aren’t you both like old and stuff?”

“Age wise, yes Tini but we are young health wise to have another child.”

“That is fantastic news, grandfather. Children are a wonderful blessings from above. I cannot wait for the day when I met a lovely lady whom I shall marry and have little blessings of my own.”

“2 men can’t have babies together unless you marry a boy alien, GL.”

‘Dear sister, why do you and the rest insist that I am a homosexual?”

“You talk gay.”

“I do no such thing. How does a homosexual sound like?”

“Like that.”

 

 

 

“If you’re gonna start shooting out fairy brats out your cooch hole, start looking after them!”

“Don’t tell me what to do! I do what I want.”

“Yeah? Allowing your son to wonder off into the street?”

“My mom was watching him.. Besides, Dazzle has wings. He can fly away from cars.”

“You let your mom watch him? No wonder! I swear you 2 don’t need to have many kids!”

“Oh you’re just jealous cause you keep busting a nut before putting it in. You’ll never get a baby if you keep doing that.”

“I do not have a premature ejaculation issue! Unlike the rest of your idiots, I wear a condom!”

“Like they make condoms that small!”

 

 

 

“Hello Aunt Zinnia. Do you have any wonderful news to share?”

“No.”

“Oh, so in that crystal ball is bad news?”

“I have no idea of what I’m doing.”

 

 

 

“Oh shit!”

“What is it, Aunt Zinnia? Did you see something troublesome?”

“Yes.. my bubba. Something bad is going to happen to my bubba.”

 

 

 

“Perhaps you can stop this awful thing from happening to Borage since it has appeared to you.”

“I would but I’m just gonna get drunk and forget about this vision I saw.”

 

 

 

 

“Okay Dazzle baby. It’s time for me to teach you the ways of evil since you are my warrior of evil. Are you ready baby boo?”

 

 

 

“Me good.”

 

 

 

“No Dazzle baby, you are evil not good. Remember that kid. Dazzle is evil like mommy.”

“Me be good.”

“No, you be bad and evil like mommy. You are the warrior for evil.”

“Me is good.”

“Damn it Dazzle! Mommy said you are evil. Not good. Good is bad and Bad is good.”

 

 

 

“Now I want you to repeat these words that mommy is about to say. Those other children are worthless bastards so when approaching you tell them to,  “Bow before our lord and savior Satan or feel the wrath of terrible singing by Justin Bieber.”

“……”

“Was that too much? Okay.. Just steal other brats juice boxes. You need more apple juice for evil.”

 

 

 

“I steal juice for evil?”

 

 

 

 

“Yes Dazzle baby! You steal all the juice for the name of evil!”