A Field of Dodders: Chapter 2, Another way?

Yvonne wanted me to move into her home that was just a couple of blocks away from the small house I shared with Erica. Erica asked about moving in with me too and Yvonne allowed it. I wouldn’t leave Erica by herself anyway with her many personalities. The house looked pretty nice but I notice how this house was mostly my 2 favorite colors. I think she did her house in my favor on purpose. Many this curse wasn’t some random act at all. I think the crazy bitch has been planning this for years.

Yvonne shown Erica and I our rooms, Erica had her own and I saw it was decorated in her favor as well. I think Yvonne intended in Erica in moving in. It’s one thing to plan on evil on me but it’s another thing if she has anything planned for my sister.

 

 

 

After settling in, it wasn’t too long before Tykisha gives me a warm welcome. She may be fine but she’s annoying as fuck.

“Well it’s about time you got here, bitch ass.”

“Ugh Ty, I just got here. I was unpacking and shit. It’s not like I was going anywhere soon.”

“I don’t give a fuck, Dodder. You’re suppose to be trying to date me before you ask to marry me.”

“I have to date you first?”

“Yeah.. You owe me big time. I hope you got a fancy date planned for me with your Montigo money, tonight.”

“Your mom didn’t say anything about me having to date you first.”

“Uh duh! You have to date me before marriage like any other person. So where going?”

“Hell.”

“That’s fucked up, Dodder. You’re taking me out rather you like it or not.”

 

 

 

“Ya know being married to me isn’t going to be so bad. I think we’ll have fun.”

“I seriously doubt that.. I’m glad I won’t have to stay married to you after the 10th brat.”

“You think I’m just gonna pass you off to some other heffa?”

“Your mom said I’ll be with 10 different women.”

“Like I give a fuck what my mama said. I’m gonna make sure that I’m the one and only wife.”

“Yvonne isn’t gonna let that happen… Thank goodness.”

“That’s what you think!”

 

 

 

After dealing with Tykisha’s crazy ass, Yvonne wanted to check in on me. There was one thing I was curious about and wanted to talk to her about it. How the fuck are these babies gonna get out of me. I know that my brother Borage gave birth 3 different ways but I’m sure in hell not gonna push out any babies out of my ass!

“Dodder, you’re all settle in now? I can show you around the house and answer any questions you may have. I made sure I have my house in the matter which you should find comfortable in living her for some years.”

 

 

 

“Yeah I got one important one. How are these creatures gonna get out? My brother pushed out 7 babies out his ass with one of his pregnancies. No way in hell I’m gonna have butt babies like him!”

 

 

 

 

“This would be different than alien pregnancies. The baby will simply teleport into your arms however you will feel the same pain during labor like most woman when giving birth.  Your brother Borage, will he be visiting you soon?”

 

 

 

 

“I dunno.. Why do you care?”

“I have been curious about having relations with a Navox genie. I know how you Navox genies are excellent lovers. I’m sure all 10 of your wives will enjoys themselves with you. Even more knowing they won’t be the ones pregnant.”

“No offense Yvonne, but you’re not my brother’s type… being old and all.”

“Nonsense Dodder. I have my ways.”

“Yeah? Witch voodoo?”

“Child please, I don’t need my witch magic on him.”

“Obvious you don’t know how shallow my brother can be.”

 

 

 

After that strange chat with Yvonne, I decided to make the most of living here for the time being. That doesn’t mean I fully accepted my fate. I know there have to be another way around this.  She used her witch spell on me, maybe I can find a way to break it. I guess I’ll be making a stop to the Elixir shop some time soon.

 

 

 

After a dip in the pool I made a stop at the nearest elixir shop. I talked to the clerk if he knew anything about this curse that Yvonne placed on me and was hoping he knew a way for me to break it. I refuse to be married to anyone, have kids or let alone be pregnant at that. I was hoping the werewolf clerk had some answers for me.

 

 

“Ah yes, I have heard of that curse before. It’s one of the rare ones and isn’t used that much in this century. I am very sorry to hear about your dilemma. Its’ much unfortunate being a male and such.  Have you dabble in some alchemy before? I think there’s a rare elixir that could possible break this curse. This shop has tons of books for you to do research for the unique elixir.”

 

 

“Well no.. I never messed with any alchemy before. No there’s no quick fix? How rare is this elixir  I rather have this curse broken before I have to marry and have kids with the first female.”

 

 

 

“I am sorry but I wish there was a quick fix for this. It’s extremely rare I’m afraid to say. It requires some exotic ingredients which are hard to come by. I can grant you free access to anything thing in this shop until you are able to break this awful curse. I’m afraid that’s the only help I can offer at this point.”

 

 

 

I hoping he would have a fast solution for this problem but I’m glad he offer to help instead of laughing at my ass. He seems a like a cool person so far. I think it’s cool he given me free access to the shop now.

 

 

 

I started my research at the shop. I had no time to waste. the sooner I start, the sooner I’ll break this curse.

 

 

 

“Dodder! This place is nasty. I know my gig isn’t here in the crusty ass shop.  The fans are waiting for my performance! Let me warm up my voice first. “Ain’t no bitch can get a man like mine. You thirsty hos be begging for the one I got. No no no no bitch, you can’t get like this!“”

 

 

 

 “Erica, you don’t have a gig nor you’re even a singer. Make yourself useless and find another book for me to research in.”

 

 

 

“What do you mean I don’t have a gig tonight? I got my hair and nails did for nothing?!  I hate you Dodder! Where’s my agent so I can throw my phone at him!”

 

 

 

“Erica, I really don’t have time for your foolishness right now. Did you take your meds this morning?”

 

 

 

 

“Meds? I don’t need meds. I am perfect as I am. Sorry fans of mine, don’t listen to that hater. Your beloved idol is perfect! I wanna deciated this next song to all my beautiful fans. This song is on my latest album. Ready y’all?”

 

 

 

“Nobody wants to hear you sing! Yes they do! My fans love me! I’m not a singer, I’m a famous poet in France. No I’m singing diva and you bitches are haters! No I’m a con-artist from East Bridgeport. I got people to con! I am a singer! The hottest sensation since Beyonce! No, I’m a poet! Gotta write more poems for my love Jean.”

 

 

 

 

“DIE BITCHES! THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!”

 

 

 

 

“Hey my loyal fans, who’s ready for my performance? I have a treat for you all.”

“I’m leaving, this woman is insane.’

“SIT YO CRACA ASS DOWN!”

“Yes ma’am.”

 

 

“Erica and the rest… please go wait in the car until I’m done.”

 

 

 

 

I wanted to make one more stop after I was done researching for the day. I wasn’t sure if I should take Erica home since her personalities are going haywire. She seems fine now but I hope it stays this way after I talk to a fortune teller. She wasn’t much help about finding a way in breaking this curse. She pretty much told me the same things the elixir shop guy told me. She asked if I wanted to know my fortune. I pretty much know what’s ahead if I don’t break this curse in time.

 

 

 

“Dude, you act sucks. Erica is not impressed.”

“That was hurtful.”

“Not as hurtful as your act.”

 

 

 

“Erica.. or whoever you are now, are you ready to go?”

“I guess, this vampy man is kinda lame. I bet I could be a better magician that him. I’m a genie after all. I got the magic clit.”

“Yeah… I’m gonna act like I didn’t hear that.”

“Just saying bro.”

 

 

 

I wanted to do more research at home since I notice Yvonne had a alchemy table upstairs but I was greeted by a bitchy Tykisha instead.  Were not even married yet and she’s already acting like a naggy wife. I regret doing anything with her.

 

 

 

 

“Where the hell you been? I got myself looking cute and shit for our date and you ain’t even here! I got my hair did and you didn’t notice! My nails done, you ain’t notice that either! And got my coochie waxed too but you don’t get to see cause you be pissin’ me off now. You suck as a boyfriend you know.”

 

 

 

 

“I never said I was taking you on a date tonight. I was busy doing what I wanted to do. Now can you go, I got work to do now.”

 

 

 

“Uh uh! You owe me some sex now. And don’t worry, you won’t get pregnant until after we are married. So let’s get freaky like we use to do, boo thang.”

“Hell no, I ain’t doing shit with you.”

“Why not? I said you won’t get pregnant yet”

“I don’t give a fuck, I’m not fucking you so you need to go somewhere.”

“Look here, nergo. Gimme some of the chocolate genie dick!”

 

 

 

 

“Bitch no.. Go sit on a fudgesicle and chill the fuck down.”

“The only fudgesicle I want is yours, boo thang.”

“I’m sorry but the ice cream shop is closed only for crazy bitches.”

“Why you gotta be like that?!”

“Why you gotta be a psycho?”

 

 

 

I was feeling a bit sleepy and went on to bed only be followed by that crazy ho. I didn’t know I would have to be sharing a bed with her even if we weren’t married yet. As I tried to relax, this heffa kept trying to feel on my dick. I had to smack her hand away so many times. Damn.. why she gotta be so thirsty? I just hope the others won’t be like Tykisha cause I can’t deal being married to 10 crazy bitches.

A Field of Dodders: Chapter 1, Curse of a Witch

A/N: Dodder’s timeline is ahead of Borage’s. I originally planned to not start Dodder’s story until after he appeared in Borage’s but I was ready to start his now. Dodder’s story will contain spoilers of future chapters in Love For The Ladies.

 

 

My name is Dodder Montigo, many of you know my older brother Borage. For half of my life I’ve been living in his shadow. My mama seems to play favorites and he was her choice with him being her first son. You would think I would be jealous of him but I’m not. We along okay for the most part.

I don’t feel like talking much about my background, like my childhood and what not. I didn’t have much of a childhood. It flashed by in a blink of a eye. But I will tell you how my dad spent most of my childhood as a zombie crashing parties and stealing cake. But like my brother, I really didn’t have much of father growing up. I just had my drunk mama and step dad who didn’t like any of us cause we weren’t his.

I was born and raised in Riverview and left after turning 18.  I wasn’t like my other Montigo siblings who found a town and bought a giant house that they really didn’t need. I was a thrill seeker. My passion was stealing things and nice cars. I was on my way to being a career criminal. With that, it wasn’t a good idea to make myself noticeable with a fancy house. I needed to drift from city to city to keep a low profile or I was sure to do some time for my crimes. As I gotten older, stealing wasn’t much of thrill anymore. Maybe it was time to settle in a actual town.

 

 

 

I crossed paths with my twin sister Erica one day. She talked about living in Moonlight Falls. She had a fixation on werewolf men suddenly. I wasn’t too surprised by this, you see my twin has multiple personalities, so I’m sure this was one of her personalities’ craving. Moonlight Falls was one town that I never been to. Living there would be perfect for me cause I haven’t did any crimes there and I could blend in without worrying about the police wanting to take me in. 

Erica and I got a small house in town. We decided not to buy a giant house cause it was unnecessary. It’s not like I’m gonna fill up a house with millions of babies like my bro Borage and my sis Celsia. In fact I don’t like kids and don’t plan on having any. I can’t say the same for my twin. She talked about finding love and having some kids of her own. However no man can deal with her personalities randomly showing up.

 

 

 

 

Erica must of forgotten about Moonlight Falls being a town full of supernaturals, that includes ghost. Erica, well all of the Ericas are afraid of ghost. I lost count of how many times I had to pick Erica up from the ground after she fainted. Maybe it’s a good idea of me coming with her. I can see that she needs me most.

 

 

 

 

 

Little did I know since living in Moonlight Falls, I was being watched. I had no clue that my past was lurking close behind me. I thought I could have a fresh start and maybe act right for once. I couldn’t be more wrong…

 

 

 

 

 Erica and I sometimes spend a Sunday afternoon at the park playing chess. At first it seemed odd at first as I never had any kind of normalcy in my life. Chess playing in the park was Erica’s idea. I notice a slight change in her since doing this. Her random personalities rev up less now. I guess having some normalcy in her life calmed things down a bit.

I try to stay focus on the game and fight off temptation on stealing something near by. If I am going to be a permanent resident here then I need to chill out with the stealing. Or bring any unwanted attention on myself. Trying to blend in is a bit tough but I’ll manage.

 

 

 

 

I had to replace my habit of stealing things for stealing the hearts of fine ladies. There’s no crime in that right? With my good looks and charm, no lady can resist a chocolate genie in their lives. Getting ladies into bed was easy, getting them out of bed was the hard part. The ladies love this chocolate magic but I for one have no plans in settling down with one day. I got so much love to give and it wouldn’t be right if one lady has my full attention.

And no I don’t have any crazy plans to hook up with 1000 ladies for the hell of it. That’s a 1000 risks of implanting some babies whom I don’t want. With the ladies I had encounter, I had the common sense to wrap it up and not having any accidents calling me daddy. The only ones calling me “daddy” are these fine supernatural ladies.

 

 

 

 

“Ms lady, I am aware about your husband and all but something tells me he hasn’t been treating you right.”

“Well.. yeah.. How do you know?”

“I can see the hurt in your beautiful eyes. I don’t see the sparkle they once had.  If you were my lady, those eyes would be shining like a disco. My magic is for healing. Let me know when you’re ready to have your heart healed. My magic is sweet like chocolate.”

“Oh my..Dodder.. I don’t know what to say… I uh…”

“Babygirl, I know what you want to say. It’s okay, but you deserve better than him.  Any man would be lucky to have you as their lady. When you’re ready, I’ll be here for you. I got nothing but time, pretty lady.”

 

 

 

And like that, I got her. All it takes is a few sweet lines and ladies melt like butter.  But one thing about melted butter, it’s hard to clean up and takes away. Getting these ladies to leave after I’m done has been difficult. One night of chocolate magic isn’t enough for them as they crave for more. I can be a nice guy if I want to and let them indulge themselves in my chocolate magic for a week or 2 but I do have to cut them off. I know it’s hard for them for the first few days, but they will live. What can I say? It’s impossible for ladies to resist me.

 

 

 

 

I lost count on how many times I made trips to this photo booth with ladies. Sometimes they just couldn’t wait until I brought them to my place.

 

 

 

 

On this night, my whole life changed. Remember when I said I was being watched? It was a witch lady named Yvonne Pierre. One night she came out of the shadows. Apparently she had been watching me for years in other cities and I happen to  pick the one city Yvonne lived in. Yvonne isn’t fan of me at all. It’s not cause I turned her down or anything. It was my involvement with her daughter when I made a trip to Starlight Shores to kick it with my bro. Let’s just say that I fucked with the wrong lady. If I had any idea she was the daughter of a vengeful witch, then she would of never gotten any of this chocolate magic love.

 

 

 

 

One sexy night at my brother’s new club called Magic, I met this one fine ass lady named Tykisha Pierre. She has stunning golden, full lips and nice round ass, the kind that I love. I can’t resist a lady with a nice round ass. After a few drinks and some chit chat I decided she and I should get to know each other better in a hot tub. Getting her was for me, leaving her was easier since I was just passing by. Little did I know that I left something apart of me in her that later grew bigger after 9 months.

While in Starlight Shores I made a little trip into a jewelry store beforehand. I saw something nice and shiny, I took it. I can afford it but where’s the fun in that? Little that I know, this diamond was rare and had a huge value. I mistakenly left this rare diamond with Tykisha and she was caught with it. She did some time in prison for it. She was caught a year after giving birth to my son that I didn’t know about. With Tykisha locked up, the only kin my son had was Borage and he was left in his care. Borage isn’t no father of the year and my kid would of been better off left on the street. Yvonne learned about this and set out to get my son out of Borage’s care. There was no way he could care for him along with this army of brats and grand-brats.

Yvonne was able to take him away but only to have him taken from the state. Yvonne was found to be unfit for caring for him due to her age and illness. After Tykisha was released, she later learned about our kid being taken from the state. Tykisha was of course broken hearted about it and Yvonne felt I should pay… It’s not like I purposely left the diamond with her.

 

 

 

 

“Dodder Montigo, I watched you for many years and seen you in many places. It’s time that you reap what you sow. The line was crossed when you ruined my daughter’s life with your womanizing and thieving ways. You will feel all of the pain that you inflicted on others, especially my daughter’s pain. I don’t have much time on this Earth but you will replace the lost of my only grandchild with 100 more! 10 shall be biologically mines! You had broken many hearts without a care other than yourself. I curse you with the Ioyxgin curse! You shall give birth to 100 supernatural children with 10 women of my choosing! You shall be married to each female until the 10 child is born! This curse won’t be lifted until the birth of your 100th supernatural child. If you refuse, your appearance will rapidly age. You will live your immortal Navox Genie life as a old morbidly obese man!”

 

 

 

 

“Hey lady… Can we talk about this?”

“There will be no talking of this manner, Dodder. You will rep what you sow!”

“Me birth 100 babies? Are you confused? I’m man! I can’t birth no babies!”

“With this Ioyxgin curse, it’s possible! Your first wife shall be my daughter Tykisha. You had no issue with getting with her before, so marrying her won’t be a problem!”

“Lady, I’m not the marrying type! I’m sorry about the diamond and the kid.. I didn’t mean-“

“SILENCE! I will hear no more from you!”

 

 

 

 

 

I was stunned to learn about what I have to do. Be married? Give birth to 100 kids? How the fuck… My life ended on this night. I was no longer a freed man and could do what I pleased. Forced to marry 10 females and give birth to their babies. I don’t see how it’s possible for me to give birth at all. I’m aware about Borage giving birth to alien babies and it makes sense since it was alien babies coming out of him. But how are babies going to come out of me?

I dunno if I should ask Borage advice on birthing since he’s pro after having birthing 10 babies himself. 7 of them came out at once, I’m amazed that he’s still alive afterwards and had one more. As much as I hate the thought of being married and it doesn’t matter that each marriage won’t last, I refuse to trade in my good looks and youth for a ugly old, fat body. I guess I will do this. Funny thing is that the part of being married bothers me most than being pregnant, let alone having kids period. If I have any advice for my bro, never fuck a witch. It doesn’t matter how hot she is. I got myself into some trouble here. There’s has to be some way out of this…

 

 

 

“I should probably go help my twin beat up that old witch but there’s some awesome stuff in here. Ooh! I found a Frisbee  Who would throw away a frisbee? Are you guys nuts? These are awesome! I wonder if Dodder wanna play. Ooh what’s this? GROSS! It’s a used tampon! These people be nasty! Hmm.. I smell some chicken. I’m hungry!”