Ciderwood Lane: Family Introductions – Part 4



The Queen family, After Chloe Montigo (Celsia’s daughter) set the family home on fire, Clark felt it was time to move to on as his niece tend to be a bad influence on his youngest daughter Vivian. Clark set out for Lansing Falls in hopes his daughters would fit in better. Celina had difficulties making friends at school due to her being a blue alien hybrid. Celina’s only friends were her first cousins and Clark didn’t want their bad habits to rub off on his daughters. Just a few months after settling in, Clark bumped into Celsia’s former nanny, Jaslyn. They reconnected and discovered they both always had a crush on each other. 6 months after reconnected, they were married. Clark along with his new wife Jaslyn purchases a house on Ciderwood Lane where they plan to start a family together.




Clark – Clark works at the same spa as his neighbors, Joey, Brielle and Amelia. Clark often hangs out with Joey after work at the local bar for a couple of beer. Clark’s time with Celsia did start a drinking habit. Clark disliked his boyish look, he found the females didn’t take him so seriously. He decided to grow some facial hair which he believes attracted Jaslyn more. Since moving to Lansing Falls, Clark developed a fear of werewolves, he believes his neighbors across of them are wolves but Jaslyn insists they are just vampires. Clark still isn’t convinced and demand his daughters come indoors before sundown. Clark has plans to build a fence around the house so it will protect his daughters.

A new fairy neighbor named Kikiontae moves in across the street. Clark goes over to greet his new neighbor only to be turned on by her, he quickly becomes embarrassed realizing he became aroused. Clark turns around in leaves in a hurry leaving Kiki confused. Clark finds it difficult to be around Kiki, reasons could be her choice of clothes, short shorts and cut off shirts. Kiki became friends with Jaslyn which makes Clark more uncomfortable since Kiki is over more. Clark soon learns a Montigo fathered Kiki’s toddler son Harlan. Jaslyn is ready to have a baby but Clark isn’t in the mood due to always becoming aroused about Kiki and he handles it privately. Clark now finds himself fantasizing about Kiki which is starting to be a wedge in his marriage due to the lack of sex. Clark struggles to stop but finds it hard when Jaslyn invites Kiki over almost everyday.




Jaslyn – Jaslyn dedicated her life to help raise children as she believed she could never find true love. Jaslyn has been a nanny for over 60 years. She finally finds love with Clark and soon marries him. Jaslyn always dreamed to be married and start a family but married isn’t as great as she thought it would be. Jaslyn doesn’t know why won’t Clark touch her anymore. She fears he might be having an affair or he lost his sex drive. As for Jaslyn being a love genie, sex is important to her kind.

Jaslyn tries to put off the failing sex life in her marriage by socialize with her good friends, Kiki, Indie, Penny, Brielle, Amelia, Amaya, Saul and Desmond. Jaslyn is very friendly and has a huge circle of friends. Her closet friend is Kiki and she’s unaware about Clark’s issue he has when Kiki is over. Jaslyn loves babysitting Kiki’s one year son Harlan and often keeps him over the weekend as Kiki goes partying with her other friends. Spending time with little Harlan makes Jaslyn long for her own child. However she finds Clark not up for baby making. Jaslyn tries to find ways to get Clark in the mood but is usually interrupted by Celina or Clark says that he’s tired.

Jaslyn currently isn’t working but wants open up her own daycare in their home. However it would require an expansion on the house and Clark told Jaslyn that they don’t have the money for it. Jaslyn has ways of getting the money, Jaslyn comes from a rich family that Clark knows little about. Jaslyn only told Clark about her identical twin sister Hailey but haven’t revealed that Genesis Montigo is her mother. Jaslyn and her twin were raised by their father after he learned about Genesis’ affair with Lorenzo Montigo. Jaslyn and her twin was cut off from their mother and haven’t seen her until 18 years ago. Genesis is willing to help out Jaslyn when she needs it and is debating on asking her mother for money. Clark also express adding an expansion on the house will take away the limited yard for his daughters to play on.

Jaslyn is becoming depress since she isn’t able to fulfill all of her dreams. Her depression caught the eye of Desmond and she finds herself hanging out with him a lot recently. Desmond enjoys her company and playfully flirts with her to make her smile. Desmond’s friendly actions makes Jaslyn feel better about herself and makes her feel attractive. Jaslyn loves the idea of Desmond restoring old cars, it makes Desmond happy that he has support from someone. Jaslyn and Desmond are slowly becoming drawn to each other. Jaslyn tries to fight off the temptation of crossing the line with Desmond. But for a love genie, faithfulness was always an issue.




Celina – Clark’s oldest daughter who usually found behind the computer or TV playing games or nose deep in a book. Celina spends a lot of time to herself since moving to Lansing Falls. Now 8 years old, Celina still struggles with making friends. She missing her best friend, Cienna Montigo. Cienna was the nicer twin than her pyromaniac, tomboy sister Chloe. Clark gave Celina a cell phone so she could keep in contact with Cienna. Celina cried herself to sleep until she was given a phone. Celina always calls Cienna 15 minutes before her bedtime and goes to bed with a smile. Her relationship with her cousin is extremely important as Cienna is her only friend. Clark wants Celina to get out and meet friends but Celina refuses. She rather read, play video games and text Cienna. Clark doesn’t like how Celina depends on electronics and is planning take them away. If Clark does, Celina may fall apart.

Puberty starts early for aliens, Celina is starting to see changes in her body that freaks her out. She isn’t sure how to explain to her dad or stepmother. Celina has an intense desire to swim or be in water for long periods of time. She isn’t sure why but she goes too long without water, she feels weak. The changes frighten her but is unaware that help is coming her way. Could it be her mother?



Vivian – Clark’s youngest and most mischievous daughter. Currently 5 years old and will be starting school in the fall, she’s eager to get out and cause chaos. Vivian gained the attention of True North after setting a trash can on fire at the park. Vivian also placed a frog in an old lady’s bag which gave the lady a fright. It humored True and they became friends. Vivian tends to be a problem child which Clark can’t keep to control over. He believe it’s Chloe fault of why Vivian is this way. Vivian likes to play outdoors but hates bedtime. She enjoys the night and refuses to go to bed. Vivian usually sneaks out at night and set traps around the neighborhood. Vivian may be the reason why Indie’s strawberries aren’t doing so well.




The Lex family, After Cira’s death in La Suerte Palms, Amos along with his daughter Amaya moved to Bridgeport. They stayed for several years before Amos had enough of the city life. He wanted to live in a much quieter town and chose Lansing Falls. Amaya was born there and have bad memories of her time there. She didn’t want to live there but wanted to be close to her dad. Amos and Amaya got a house together and trying to live a normal life which they both struggle with. Amos and Amaya don’t live on Ciderwood Lane but is close friends with many of the residents of that neighborhood.




Amos – The son of Malix and Cira Montigo but was raised by his malicious biological grandfather Malachi Lex. Amos never had an easy life, he struggle with a rare vampire illness most of his life until he was cured by his genie brother Niro Montigo. Since then Amos tried to live a peaceful life but it was anything but. Amos has nightmares of all the things he watch his grandfather do, such as witness the murder of Santiago and Sakura Montigo. Amos watched Malachi committed several murders, which he could had prevent it from happening. Amos feels guilty and it haunted by painful memories.

Amos returned to Bridgeport with his then teenage daughter Amaya, after being freed from Malachi’s reign. However the timing couldn’t be any worse as there was a vampire turf war going on. Amos witness more blood shed and murders before deciding to leave for Lansing Falls. He had peaceful times there when he made visits to fed on fairy blood, which was the only blood he could drink before his illness was cured.

Shortly after arriving to Lansing Falls, he soon became a father again. He fathered Kiki’s son Harlan but decided not to be apart of his life fearing he would ruin him. Amos thinks of his son and has no idea Kiki moved into town with his son.

Amos is a night shift janitor at the spa and other businesses around town. Afterwards, Amos hang out at the bar for drinks which he later befriends Desmond and Joey. Amos is often flirted by many females who find him extremely attractive. He’s often asked out on date but declines them. Amos isn’t interest in dating however he wants to meet someone special. The only time Amos is involved with females if he feds from them. He then discover he’s not sexual attractive to them unless they are a meal for the night. Amos finds his 2 close friends Desmond and Joey attractive which confuses him.




Amaya – She loves to party, flirt with men and women, and partake in recreational drugs. Amaya had a hard time and returning to Lansing Falls hasn’t been easy. Amaya is haunted by the horrific memories from her childhood.  She was sexually abused by her mother’s boyfriend and her mother refused to believe that was true. Her mother often beat her until she admitted it was lies. One night Amaya had enough and killed her mother along with her mother’s boyfriend. Amaya has trouble sleeping since returning, she has nightmares of her mother’s boyfriend trying to get. Amaya then turn to recreational drugs to block those memories but she remains haunted by them.

Amaya was also born with witch magic which she inherited from her late-mother. Amaya spends time at the elixir shop, working on alchemy in hopes of creating a mix that can remove memories of her past. She often visits the place with Indie who she’s closet friends with. Amaya is also friends with Penny, however they argue a lot. Amos jokes saying they are “frenemies”. Amaya also friends with Sasha, Regan, Nina and Brielle. She has a secret crush on Nina and playfully flirts with her in a friendly way.

Like her father, Amaya is wanting someone special in her life. Although she has eyes on Nina, she also has eyes on Dodder. Amaya tries to find excuses to visits Dodder’s home since she lives down the street from him. She often flirts with him and hopes he would give in. She know Dodder is married but she doesn’t care. She desperately wants him. Amaya decides to sext him which he doesn’t buy in but she pushes hoping he will. Amaya knows its wrong since he’s married but she can’t pull herself away from him. Just as she thought it was impossible she meets Cergio. Amaya finds herself torn.






And that was the last of the intros!

Love For The Fellas: Chapter 9, The Help

The brats were getting older and were almost old enough to attend pre k. Dramatic ass said that I needed to teach my twins to talk. Couldn’t the pre k teachers do that? Day after day, I tried to get these brats to talk and they won’t. Not only was the non talking brats were annoying me but I found myself gaining some weight. I think it’s the stress of these brats, finishing school as my spa was being built.





“I swear if you don’t talk, I’m gonna go upside your big head. Say something damn it!”


“That’s not a word, idiot. Talk! I’m your mama and I said you need to talk.”

“Gah ba berh.”

“Little witch! Speak English!”




“Bah bah?”






“I said speak English you annoying devil rat. Say mama. Can you say that? I swear if you dont…”












“What did you say?”


“Don’t play stupid with me brat. What did you say?”


“Ugh… Where’s the other one? I bet she’s less annoying as you.”




“Celsia, you’re putting too much pressure on Cienna. And you’re being a bit mean. You’re scaring her. I’m having a easier time with Celina.”





“Whatever dramatic ass. I just want this jerk to say a word and she won’t. What are you gonna do if a stranger tries to steal you? I can’t do shit for you if you can’t talk. How can you call for me when you don’t talk? There’s creepy men dressed like the hamburglar who like to steal little girls. Just say mama.”




“I’m glad you show some concern over your daughter but Cece, just don’t pressure her so much. This is should a fun time in our children’s lives. Just relax and it’s gonna be okay.”






“What’s that? What did you say?”

“Mama! Mama!”





“See? That wasn’t so bad. Now you won’t get stolen by the hamburglar.”






I did find out that my weight gain was cause I was pregnant again but I don’t know how since the last person I fucked was Danica and she’s a girl.  It’s not like I was out partying like I want to. My grandmama called often and I guess Clark was being such a dramatic ass whenever he spoke to her when I was too busy to answer my phone. But my grandparents both paid me a visit and bringing a nanny along with them. Her name is Jaslyn Alonse, she’s a Navox Genie like some of my family. Grandmama felt having a genie nanny was for the best cause the witch nanny she gave to Borage was all old and flaky. I’m not sure how I feel about having a nanny around but I guess I can get more time to do things I wanna do.





“Was your trip okay? I got a room for you to stay in.”

“It was fine Celsia, your grandfather and I won’t need it. We booked a room at a near by resort. We actually celebrating our anniversary this weekend. We figure Hidden Springs would be the perfect place for our anniversary.”

“Oh okay, happy anniversary, grandmama and grandpapa!”




“Thank you Celsia, you know you can be sweet sometimes. I just wish you were most of the time.”

“Not really my nature..”

“It needs to be now, you have 2 sweet little girls and one on the way. I know your childhood wasn’t the greatest but you can give your children a better one. I just wish you and your twin would stop this nonsense.”

“I always wanted a father.. A real one.. My girls don’t have one either. I haven’t heard from their father in so long. How can I give them something that I never had.. A father.”

“Try straighten up, act like a proper lady and find a nice gentleman who’s willing to be a father to 3 kids who isn’t his. I know there is someone like that somewhere. If you and your twin brother had better influence, you both wouldn’t be in this situation. Luckily your brother found a nice lady. I have faith you’ll find a nice gentleman too.”

“I’m just not the relationship type.. I was in a relationship with a guy for 8 years. It was nothing but trouble.”

“Hopefully you will get some sense and realize Antonio was the best thing you had. Never the less, you have Jaslyn now cause I have a feeling you’ll be like your twin and end up with a bunch of kids. Jaslyn is young, a genie and qualified to look after children. I want you to meet her.”





“Hello Celsia, I’m Jaslyn. You can call me Jas if you like. I look forwarded to caring for your children. You don’t mind if I meet the little ones? I hope I’m not being too eager. To be fairly honest, this is my first live-in nanny job.”





“This is Chloe, she’s kind of a brat. The other is Cienna, she’s just as annoying. Those 2 blue aliens are Clark’s. If you can get Clark laid, that would be fine.”

“Um.. I see. Nice to meet you, Chloe. You’re a little cutie.”

“Don’t let the cuteness fool you. I swear this one is the evil one.”

“That’s crazy, there’s no way this sweet girl is evil.”

“Trust me, I know. These are my kids after all.”





“I see you’re expecting another one. Boy or girl?”

“They think it’s a girl… Not sure if it’s human.”

“What do you mean?”

“I dunno how this one got in me.”

“I don’t understand..”

“Neither do I but we’ll see what this thing is, soon.”





Jas was great to have around. She cared for the kids while I was able to open my spa finally. Clark was able to take some classes and is taking a business class as well. He talks about attending a school that’s about a hour away but he knows he can’t cause of his 2 babies. For now he’ll have to settle for weekend classes at the library, I kinda feel bad Clark is being held back but no one told him to run outside to the aliens!





I haven’t seen Danica in some time even if she lives across the street from me. I wasn’t sure how to tell her about this baby. How could a female get me pregnant. I know Borage got pregnant by a man but he’s a alien. I wonder if Danica is secretly a alien.





“Are you a alien?”

“What? What kind of question is that?”

“Cause I’m pregnant and you’re a girl so I figure… you must be some type of alien.”





“Cece, I’m a human and nothing else. I dunno what to say about your baby. Maybe you had a very drunken night and have no memory of hooking up with someone. There’s no way that baby can possibly be mines. I would love a little one but I’m waiting for the right guy.”





“I guess you could be right. But the last party I remember was when my brother and dramatic ass’ mama was in town.”






“Yeah I remember that night… It was interesting. Your brother is so sexy but I found myself drawn to you. I dunno why cause I’m straight. I never found girls attractive but you.. Things just got weird… I think you’re pretty but I dunno why I couldn’t help myself.”






“I do have a way of doing that to other females. It’s the whole genie thing. My bad.”






That conversation with Danica couldn’t be any more awkward. I checked things around my spa and everything was running fine. I’m happy now that I opened Montigo Springs. This town needed a nice spa to chill out instead of some rabbit hole. I told my grandmama about it and she was happy for me. She even offer some funds to help. I used that part for a daycare. I figure I can get more people if I have a area for people to drop off their kids. I hired Jas for that part. Grandmama was more proud of me for adding the daycare. She says I’m growing up and that makes me happy. It’s something I wanted to here. Someone is proud of me. I know I’ll never hear it from my dad and not sure if my mom would care. It’s all about Borage and what he can do. He attends bartender school and end up being a DJ instead. That was a waste of money and time..





I felt something was off. Sharp pains and then my water breaks. Ugh! Not on my nice rug. I’m so annoyed by that. I guess maybe this thing in me is actually baby with this labor shit happening.





This pain was intense, More intense when I had those demon twins. It felt like my stomach was about the rip opened.

“Beyonce! Kelly! Do something other than screaming and help me or you’re both FIRED!”





It’s been a few years since I had Emery. She’s green with alien eyes, I guess she’s a alien. I wanna know which alien fuck put this baby in me? I’m kinda mad but the more I look at Emery, the more I like her. I can sense genie powers in her. I got a genie alien like Borage does. This makes Emery cooler than those 2 other brats I had. Emery is my favorite, so I don’t regret her. I can’t say the same for the twins. I thought Travis would come back. Emery is almost 3 and the twins turned 5 and just started kindergarten. I’m glad they go to school now and it can be just me and my Emery. 

Love For The Fellas: Chapter 8, Unexpected – Part 3

I knew Clark’s ho mama was gonna go after my idiot brother. Dramatic ass didn’t like his mama placing a wet one on dumb ass. The last thing he needs is another baby mama in his dumb life. Course dramatic ass had to be a dramatic ass about it.





“Mom! What are you doing?! He’s my brother!”

“I’m sorry Clark. I’m not sure what came over myself. It was just a little kiss.”

“That didn’t look like a little kiss to me! What’s that smell? Are you drunk?!”

“Maybe a little.  I never been with a genie before. A little kiss wouldn’t hurt.”

“You were plotting this whole time! Mommy how could you!”

“Clark listen, I wasn’t plotting anything. Borage made some drinks, we dance a little and it happen. I’m sorry but his body… Look at him.”

“Ugh!  Are you going to act like a cat in heat whenever you see my brother?”

“He’s just so… irresistible.”

“Borage must of sprinkle his genie magic on you now. Ugh!”

“Again Clark, I am sorry. I didn’t mean to upset you.”




“And you! Why can’t you put a shirt on?! You’re turning my mom into a giggling school girl.”

“I can’t help but be this sexy. All the ladies want to ride my magic stick. Besides it’s mostly Jack’s fault.”

“Who is Jack?”

“Jack Daniels.”

“Ugh! Just shut up and wear a shirt!”




“I forgot to bring a shirt so no.”

“You can wear one of my shirts then.”

“No, it won’t fit cause you’re getting fat. Cece was right.”

“I think I might be pregnant again.”

“Sucks for you.”

“I want to be fit like you, B. Can you help? I see you look good after your pregnancy.”

“I can help but no baby can destroy this nice body of mine.”





“Borage! Why you’re not over her checking out my ass?!”

“Carrie… I swear…”





“Is that all you got?”

“I’m just starting out.”

“No excuses! Run fatty run! Run with African speed!”

“I’m trying!”









“Borage! I can’t do this! I’m gonna fa-“


“I’m trying! I can’t do this!”

“Then I guess I will be fucking your mom.”






“I think I heard Borage about doing something with me.”

“Yeah I heard it too and it made me pick out our next song to sing.”

“Which one, Carrie?”

“The boy is mine.”

“I like that song.”

“Good cause it’s message to you. Borage is mine.”

“Carrie you can’t be serious. Borage is your brother.”

“It’s only my half brother!”




Danica and I wanted some alone time away from those idiots. I’ve been with some girls before but it’s been a while. I had no idea Danica was into girls as well. For once she wasn’t asking or talking about Borage since all her attention was on me now. Even with dumb ass being here, she didn’t make a b line towards him. Maybe it’s cause of Lois and I’m the next best thing. I really don’t know nor care. Danica was a great kisser and I wanted to play around a little. At least I know she won’t get me pregnant if we fuck.




“Hot damn. I bet I could bounce a quarter off of that juicy ass.”

“Are you checking out my ass?”

“I like what I see. I wanna grab it again.”


“Why not? Don’t you like ass grabs?”

“Not when it’s my sister grabbing my ass.”

“We are half sibs so it’s cool.”

“No it’s not.”





“Would you mind stopping that.”

“Stop what?”

“Playing footsie with me.”

“Well you want me to play handsy with you instead?”

“Keep your hands away from my dick.”

“But it’s just floating in the water asking me to touch it. Maybe if I rub it 3 times, I’ll get my wish.”

“The only thing you’ll get is a slap to the face.”

“Ooh I like a little rough play. Well I wouldn’t know since I’m a virgin but I bet I would like it. Wanna be my first?”

“No. I’m your brother!!”

“You’re just my half bro, no big deal.”

“It’s a big deal, Carrie! I’m kinda glad dad wasn’t in my life much cause I see he raised some fucked up kids.”

“I’m not fucked up…yet. I’m waiting on you to put out.”

“I’m not fucking you!”




Carrie left the hot tub all mad and shit. Maybe cause dumb ass turned her down. Seriously, Carrie stop trying to fuck our brother, who cares if we are half siblings to you. We still have the same sperm donor!  I saw Clark and Carrie’s mama joined Borage in the hot tub and I decided to join before ho  mama decides to make a genie baby with dumb ass in my new hot tub.

“Hi Celsia, I see that I’m over dressed for this little party.”

“You’re fine, I couldn’t find my bikini. Dumb ass, what are you doing? You better not be making genie cream in my hot tub.”

“What if I am?”

“I’m gonna slap you!”

“Borage are you-“

“No Elena, I’m just messing with her.”

“I swear… I already had this replace since asshole and Rosette fucked in it.” 




“By the way Celsia you have a very nice house but something bothers me. Clark said he’s been caring for your twins and his own. You need to help out more. Clark shouldn’t be raising your twins, that’s your job not his. You shouldn’t have kids if you’re not going to raise them.”

“I’m busy with school and shit. I gotta study hard if I’m going to open my own spa soon. I’m not like you, I didn’t want kids so it just kinda happen. Besides their daddy is suppose to come and get them.”

“I know you would have to study for school but I know you’re not studying all the time. You need to stop lacking in your twins’ life. Clark said that they don’t even know you.”

“Ugh, you’re not my mama, don’t lecture me.”

“I know that but you need to care for your own. They need to know who their mother is!”

“All they need to know is I’ll be working hard to keep a roof over their nappy heads!”

“Cece, why don’t you get a nanny like I use to have. I’m surprise grandmama didn’t send a nanny your way.”

“We may need one since Clark is interest in taking classes with me. “




“Hey can I join this party?”

“Carrie, where is your swimsuit?”

“In the house. My half sibs are naked so I should be naked too. Maybe Borage would like me more if he saw my body.”

“I am not looking at you.”

“Take a little peek, B.”


“Ugh Crazy ass, stop hitting on our bro.”

“He’s sexy.”




“I really feel out of place, being the only one wearing a swim suit.”

“Take it off.”

“I’m sure you’ll like that, dumb ass.” 

“Yeah,  I’m a guy.”

“How come you won’t look at me, B?”

“I’m not into the whole incest thing.”

“Can’t see how it’s incest when we got different moms.”

“Crazy ass, you’re really fucked up. I guess that’s asshole’s fault.” 

“Hey, dad is a good guy.”


“Hmm this is a interesting little party but where is Clark?”

“Probably being a dramatic ass.”

“So Elena, you gonna take off that swim suit?”




“I guess it’s just me and you, Celina. I invited your aunt and grandmother so they could meet you and they spend their day naked in the hot tub with your uncle. Next time I’m gonna make sure Cece doesn’t plan on inviting Borage over when I invite them again. Your uncle is a bit distracting.” 





“You been in here the whole time?”

“Yeah.. I spent time with my daughter as the twins had their nap. I guess the naked party is over.”

“Yeah. Your mom has nice tits.”


“Just saying. Anyway I’m heading home, my kids are driving my lady insane.”




“Please don’t go yet.”


“What if I’m having another alien baby. I need you to be here cause you know more about alien birth than me.”

“You don’t need me. You had one before.”

“What if I deliver different this time.. like you? Those last babies came out different didn’t yet?”

“Yeah but did the alien say the birth would be different this time?”

“Well no.. I’m not sure if I am really pregnant.”

“Then I’m no help to you. I gotta go but it was nice meeting you.”





“Borage! Wait! I think I’m in labor! I was pregnant!”

“Have fun with that. See ya later.”

“Borage! Don’t leave me! At least call for my mommy!”

“I’ll call for her, when I’m ready to fuck her.”

“You asshole!”




Borage left and I was being lecture again by ho mama about how I need to care for my babies and blah, blah blah. We heard screams coming from the baby room. Dramatic ass was being dramatic as he was about to give birth. It’s not that bad and he’s all crying for his mommy and shit. Great. He just have to have another alien baby. We don’t need anymore babies in this house. 3 was too many and now there’s 4. I think dramatic ass wants to be a ho daddy like asshole. He can when he’s not living here with me.




Clark had another blue baby but she was different from Celina. He forgot which alien the baby was suppose to be but he remember she’s  suppose to like the night. I guess this brat is gonna be up all night. He named her Vivian Queen. Elena and Carrie had to leave in a few hours and spent their time with the new baby. I was left with my twins and Celina as the others hover over Vivian. I took my twins to my room so they could play while I do homework on my laptop. I left Celina in the baby room, she’s a alien. One of them would probably notice her. She’ll be fine.



Baby Chat Time

“Anyone wanna hear the new song that I made?”





“No. Your song is going to suck like your other songs. Just stop already.”





“I know my new song sounds great. My daddy said he liked it.”





“Yours is even more terrible than Cienna’s. Besides your daddy is tone deaf. He wouldn’t know what’s a good song if it slapped him in the face.”





“I think you’re just a hater, Chloe. Let’s see you make a good song then since you say we both suck.”





“Yeah Chloe! Why don’t you show us a good song then?”





“I ain’t got time for that. I got shit to do like eat this block.”





“It’s cause you know, you’ll suck. Wait a sec.. Which one of you booger queens been eating on my stick? It tastes different!”

Love For The Fellas: Chapter 7, Unexpected – Part 2

Dumb ass finally arrives shirtless for whatever reason. He always gotta find a way to walk around shirtless cause he believes he’s god’s gift to women and felt the need to show off his body. Clark invited his ho mama to stay for a day and the last Borage needs is another baby mama. She might get in the mood to make a new baby and him being shirtless is candy to her. Were Navox genies, females can’t help themselves around Navox males.

“Why you gotta be shirtless all the damn time. Put your damn clothes on before you catch another baby!”

“Ugh.. I didn’t come here to be bitch at by your annoying hag voice.”

“Then why did you come?”

“Maybe I wanted to see you but I see this was a mistake.”




“I didn’t want you here anyway! You are so dumb!”

“Then why you said it was okay if you didn’t want me here!”

“If I knew you weren’t gonna wear clothes! Besides there’s a ho mama in the house! Put your clothes on!”

“The only ho mama I see is you, bitchzilla!”

“Ugh! I just hate you so much!”

“I hate you too!”

“Go jump into a pool of acid!”

“Go set yourself on fire!”



I dunno why fighting always triggers a friendly hug but we always been this way. I’m glad to see him again but he always gotta find a way to annoy me.

“I’m glad you dropped by for whatever reason.”

“I kinda wanted to see my nieces. How many you popped out?”

“Just twins and they are annoying as fuck. Clark popped out a baby.”

“He popped out a baby?”

“Yeah like you, some alien knocked him up. But he’s all fat again. You need to make him work out.”

“I’ll see what I can do.”




He found Cienna trying to open my good bottle of vodka. Clark was suppose to be watching her. She isn’t allowed to have my good stuff, she can have Clark’s cheap ass vodka.

“How are things back at home?”

“L2 got his girlfriend knocked up.”

“What? You gonna be a granddad? Ha ha ha!”

“Shut up.. Just wait until yours get older.”

“I’m not worried about them. I’ll just start feeding them birth control pills now.”



“I see your BC pills didn’t work.”

“I thought rum would of killed my eggs.”

“What? Who gave you that dumb idea?”

“Regret. She drank so much of it and fucked so much.. She doesn’t have any kids. So we figure..”

“I swear you hags are so dumb. Take the actual pill. It will do wonders.”

“Won’t it make me fat?”

“Possibly. Do you wanna be just fat or fat cause of a baby?”

“Like I would like any of those choices!”




“Take your pick Cece.”

“I don’t like those options.”

“Well try making the guys wear a condom.”

“Why don’t you try wearing one too.”

“I do here and there but I don’t need them.”

“Uh yea you do. You got 12 million kids.”

“Lois is too busy to fuck cause of my 12 million kids.”




“Looks like she likes you. You can take her with you and add her to your collection of 12 million kids.”

“She’s cute but no. She’s your problem, not mine.”

“Aren’t you suppose to be a good uncle and take these brats for a few days….years?”

“Nope. I have enough back home. One more kid means one minute less I get with Lois.”

“Ugh.. Whatever.”




“Hey B. We finally get to meet. If I knew you were coming then I would of brought my lingerie.”

“Um.. why?”

“Don’t you wanna see me look sexy in it?”

“Um Carrie, you do know Borage is your brother too?”

“Yeah.. only half.”

“I may be your half brother but still we are related no matter what.”

“Half related. There’s one half I can touch and the other half I can’t.”

“The fuck.. I usually give the males a ass name but I’m giving you one too, crazy ass.”

“Cool! I get a ass name!”

“I feel really uncomfortable around you.”





“Mom, look at those abs of his. That’s Borage. He’s a genie like one of my little brothers.”

“Those are some nice abs. I don’t believe I ever seen a male as fit and trim as you.”

“You must be Carrie’s and Clark’s mama.”

“Yes, I’m Elena Queen.”

“So are you some queen of having lots of babies?”

“Well no.”

“Mom you should have a genie baby with him. You haven’t had any of those.”

“This is the first time I met a genie.”




“Before you get any ideas Elena, I’m not about to be one of your baby daddies. I’m taken now.”

“You don’t think my mom is hot enough for you, B?”

“Your mom is attractive but like I said, I’m taken.”

“Your lady must be lucky then.”

“His lady is greedy, she should share you.”

“I think I’m gonna check out Cece’s lounge now.”




“Mom, I couldn’t help but notice that you were speaking to Borage. You’re not thinking about using his as a new baby daddy?”

“Mom should though.”

“Well I never been with a genie before. I heard they are amazing lovers….”

“Mom! He’s my brother and you had been with our dad. Wouldn’t that be a little weird?”

“Yes, you have a point there Clark, but just looking at his body isn’t so bad and it’s harmless.”

“Not when you’re having lustful thoughts…”

“I can’t help it if I think he’s a nice piece of eye candy.”

“Yeah and I want a taste of that man candy too.”

“Carrie! That’s our brother.”

“He’s only half!”




“I remember how awesome you genie babies are. You have pointy ears like my little brothers. Oh yeah those would be your uncles, huh? I wonder if they are gonna grow up to be sexy like your uncle Borage.”

Will someone please get me away from this insane woman.





“Hey! Crazy ass, what are you doing with my baby?! Are you drowning her?”

I don’t know what came over me but seeing another female deal with my brat bothered me. Carrie told me she was giving her a bath cause she was messy. She wasn’t harming her or anything and was good with Cienna but still. I don’t like seeing another female with my brat. I think this was the first time I ever shown any concern for one of my spawns.




“So what would you ladies like to have?”

“I wouldn’t mind taking a body shot off of you.”

“Hell! I wanna do a double body shot off of you, B!”

“Elena, I’m flattered. Carrie, you scare me. How about I make some pretty girly drink for you both?”

“That sounds good to me.”

” Screw that, I wanna do a double body shot of off you, B..”

“Carrie.. no.”




“I use to make these for my mama’s parties. You 2 are gonna like these. It’s been a while since I got to make this drink. It’s called, “People on crack.””




“How do you like the drink, Elena?”

“I like the view. It’s lovely.”

“I’m talking about the drink.”

“Oh right. It tastes really good. Sweet and fruity, I couldn’t tell that there’s alcohol in it. I wasn’t sure at first cause of the name. But it’s great along with the view in front of me.”

“It’s loaded with different types of liquor. It’s known to get everyone a bit wild.”






“Did you just-“

“I so grabbed your ass as I walked by. It’s tight and firm like I thought.”




“Carrie..damn it! Stop grabbing my ass.”

“I can’t help it. Mom you should walk over and get yourself a hand full of genie ass too.”

“I don’t think he likes being groped like that.”

“Not by one of my siblings…”

“You’re only half and that half I can touch if your lower half.”




After some drinking, dumb ass turned on the music and we began to dance all night. Borage would have the make the People on crack drink. I guess he didn’t remember that last time he made that drink. Rosette kept trying to mount him and called him Tan Liam. Danica stayed around and we dance together. I guess we enjoined Borage’s drinks too well cause we all started to get a little wild.




“Those two have the right idea.”

“What do you mean, Elena?”









Love For The Fellas: Chapter 6, Unexpected – Part 1

Sometimes having dramatic ass staying here with his alien brat isn’t always bad. Yeah it’s annoying that he runs for the hills whenever he see our ghost or the slight speck of fire that’s out of place for a second. Clark likes kids and takes good care of them while I study or get drunk. My classes at the massage school are almost over, so I’ll be opening my own spa pretty soon. I can’t wait for the day that I open Montigo Springs. Mama would be so proud of me that I’ll have my own business and making dem dollars. Although I did enjoy stripping for the short time that I did.

Clark wants to work and earn his keep. He doesn’t like living on my Montigo money. I don’t mind it at all. He’s my little brother and I should do the big sister thing and take care of him. He doesn’t need to worry about my bills and stuff. It’s covered. But if Clark wants to work, I’m okay with it. He’s a grown ass man. When I open Montigo Springs, I can hire him as a towel boy to so fetch towels and shit. I asked him about taking the same classes as me and he’s interested in it. I wouldn’t mind running a spa with him. Montigo Queen Springs has a nice ring to it. He’ll take classes once we find a freakin’ babysitter for all these damn kids.




“Good night, sweetie. I hope you have sweet dreams tonight. I’m sorry that you were the last to be tucked in, Celina but it seems like I have to do everything around here, involving you girls. Your aunt isn’t much help. I know she studies and all but I’m starting to think it’s a excuse to get out of her caring for your cousins.”





I was sleeping good until something woke up me. I figure that it was just the ghost messing with shit again but I didn’t see him or anything. I couldn’t go back to sleep and I saw the brats were sound asleep as well as Clark.





I went outside to pick up my trashcan that was knocked over since I couldn’t go back to sleep. I figure it was that damn deer that’s going around kicking everyone’s trashcan for no damn reason. I swear if I find that damn deer kicking my trashcan again, Bambi willing joining it’s mother. After picking up my trashcan. I saw some sparkling lights in the sky. I found myself frozen as I glazed into the lights. I wanted to run as I felt something wasn’t right these random lights. But my feet were frozen and wouldn’t move. I couldn’t help but stare into those lights.




“Fuckin’ shit! It’s those damn aliens!!! I’m not Clark you bastards!”






“You are not Gelman male but close. We have not try Gelman female.”

“For one space bitch, I’m a Montigo. Not a damn “Gelman”! And two, what the fuck are you talking about?”

“I am Instu. I use you for host.”

“What? Host? What are you talking about?”

“You are special. I choose you.”

“Fucking bitch, explain yourself! You chosen me? This ain’t no Pokemon!”

“See you around, Celsia.”

“How do you know my name?!”





I swear those demon always wake up at the ass crack of dawn every damn day. I tried to sleep after being taken but those screaming monsters kept me up. Dramatic ass finally woke up to deal with them. I wanna know what that damn alien bitch was talking about. And I wish these dumb babies will stop crying so damn much.





“Cece, would you mind pitching in since you’re up. You know 2 of these kids are yours. It’s a hassle feeding, bathing and changing 3 girls by myself.”

“I’m not in the mood.”

“You’ll never in the mood. You need to care for your twins. They don’t even know you.”

“Good, they don’t need to know me.”

“Cece, they need to know their mother. I think I’m having another baby so I really need you to help more. I can’t care for 4 little ones by myself.”

“I’m not in the mood to deal with those spawns of Satan.”

“Too bad, Cece. I’m going to feed Cienna now, can you please go feed Chloe. I’ll get to Celina in a bit.”




“Dada! Dada! DADA!”





“That’s not even your daddy, you stupid brat! Stop your bitching and woman up, little bitch. I’ll feed you if you shut the hell up!”





“Dada? Dada! Dada!”

“Don’t you start up either, blue bitch kid! I will get to you brats in a second.”






“Don’t even give me that look, Celina. Don’t start acting like a dramatic ass like your daddy.”





“Like seriously, was this cry like a bitch day? I didn’t get the memo. Shut up little bitches!”


“Your daddy is busy getting on my nerves, Celina! Clark! Your brat wants food!”







“Damn it ..whatever your name is. Shut the fuck up! I’ll deal with you in a second. I swear if these was a abortion clinic…”


“Ugh!! Clark! Where is your fat dramatic ass at?!”





Clark’s dramatic ass saw a ghost and ran off the go faint somewhere, leaving me to deal with the 3 little witches. I fed them all some oatmeal while I went to have my morning coffee vodka cause this morning, I need it.






“I swear if you don’t shut up trap. I’m tossing you into the lake, whatever your name is.”

“Want dada!”

“Stupid slut, Clark isn’t your daddy. That’s your uncle. I wonder where is your daddy. He needs to come and get you 2 brats.”




“Bout time your dramatic ass stop being  a dramatic ass.”

“That ghost was scary. I think we should call ghost busters or something.”

“No, you just need to stop being a bitch. Did asshole take away your balls before you moved out?”

“No, dad didn’t do anything like that. I think we should do something about the ghost.”

“I have no issue with the ghost.”

“But our daughters-“

“They have more balls than you, they aren’t afraid of the dumb ghost.”




“That’s good, Chloe. You play such nice music.”

“Stop lying to her, Clark. She’s just making annoying racket.”

“Cece, I enjoy hearing Chloe play music. Make you should sign her up for music classes when she’s older.”

“That witch sucks ass.”

“That wasn’t nice to say about your child.”

“The heffa is just lame like you. Your lameness is rubbing off on her.”

“Maybe if you spend more time with Chloe and Cienna-“

“I don’t have time for the bitches.”





“No, Chloe. That is a bad word. We don’t say that word. Cece, you should stop cussing around the girls.”

“And you should stop being a bitch about the girls.”


“Bitch ass!”

“Seriously, Cece. We don’t need the girls cussing like sailors before they are in pre-k.”




“I’m going to eat this doll.”


“Cause were babies and that’s what we do.”

“We eat food, not people.”

“It’s just a toy, dummy. He’s not real. I’m not going to eat real people.”

“I know but we are suppose to play with the dolls, not eat them.”

“You’re a lame baby. We eat dolls! Do it or go away.”




“I’m not lame. I don’t find eating dolls appealing.”

“Don’t knock it until you try it. See? This fun.”

“I don’t see how that’s fun.”

“You’re lame.”




Over the months, Clark and I became good friends with Danica who still lives across from us. She’s also a good friend of Travis and often comes over to see my twins I had with him. She helps when Clark wants to take the brats on a stroll with the strollers since it’s 3 of them and 2 of us. Bryce had to quit to care for his sick mother. What’s with dudes with sick mamas?




I went to hang out with Danica one day but I started to feel sick before I got to her front door. I had one of the brats with me and I sat her down to throw up. Then the little witch child crawling into the middle of street. Are you trying to get child services called on me, you brat witch?! Stupid kid could of gotten hit by a car. I picked up the brat and just went back home. I dunno why I haven’t been feeling so good lately. It’s not Clark’s cooking since I’ve been using my genie magic for meals. Why am I so sick?




I got a text from dumb ass saying he’s in town and was wondering if he could come over later on. I told him he could since I haven’t seen him since I first moved in. I miss my idiot brother, it would be good to see him again.




“Um Cece.. I’ve been meaning to tell you something.”

“Like what? You switch over to men? It’s okay, I like gay people.”

“No! My mother and our sister Carrie will in town tonight. I wasn’t sure how to tell you since you always yell at me.”

“Oh.. A 2 day notice would of okay, dramatic ass.”

“I know but you scare me.”

“Damn it, Clark. Grow some balls and not more fat. You getting hella fat.”

“Cece, I think it’s another baby. That’s why I asked my mother and Carrie to come here.”

“Well Borage is coming and maybe he’ll train your fat ass to not be so fat.”

“I’m not sure if I’m gaining weight due to eating. I think that alien was right about me having another baby.”

“I think you just eat too damn much.”



Drama ass’ mama and our sister Carrie found their way over. I had no idea why Clark’s sister is red when he wasn’t. He told me Devon is red too. I guess Clark got asshole’s white genes while the other 2 are tomatoes. I like the pink hair though. I told dramatic ass that his fam is here. I’m not dealing with them since I don’t know them.




“Mom, I’m glad that you finally made it here.”

“It’s good to see you again too but you seem bigger since I last seen you.”





“Can I get a hug too? I wanna see if you’re squishy like a jellyfish.”

“What- Huh? It’s good to see you again too sis. You two have to see little Celina.”

“I would love to meet my new grandchild.”

“Yeah, let’s see this alien baby. Does she look like Bobbi?”

“Well no.. She’s blue with our hair. But she’s still alien, a Aqufinix to get correct.”




“Clark was right. You’re blue with our hair, that’s adorable. I don’t think I ever seen a blue alien like this before. A Aqufinix, huh? You still kinda remind me of Bobbie a little.”

“Hey mom, look there’s some pointy ear babies in here. Are those aliens too?”

“Funny, sis. No. These are our sister’s twins. They are genie babies.”

“Genie babies?”

“Yes mom, Celsia is a genie. They are real and a real pain in the neck too.”

“Genie babies.. Awesome! I think I want a genie baby too.  I think Mary and Sid would like genie babies too.”




“These babies are all adorable. Celina is a little cutie. I figure Tixxis is not her mother.”

“I think this genie baby just tried to grope me, mom.”

“Don’t be silly, Carrie. Looks like you and your sister have your hands full here, Clark.”

“It’s mainly just me. Cece hates kids.”




“Did you just get bigger?”

“Probably. I didn’t get this big with Celina. I think I’m having another baby. I started to feel weird after giving birth. It’s like I  instantly got pregnant after giving birth.”

“That is odd. I never heard anything like that.”

“I am scared if I am truly pregnant again. I’m raising all 3 girls basically. I’m not sure if I can handle another baby.”

“Why isn’t Celsia helping? Isn’t the twins hers?”

“Yeah, she does go to school but she still has time to care for her twins. When she does, she say mean things to them.”

“Well that’s not good at all, Clark.”




“I don’t know what else to do. I’m struggling looking after the girls. It was fine when the butler was here but he had to quit. Sometimes our neighbor comes over and help out. But I need help. I was wondering something..”

“Like what?”

“If I am having another baby.. Would you take him or her?”

“Clark, I love babies and I would love to help you out but I can’t take your baby. I have a house full at home you know.”

“I know.. I would ask Carrie but not sure if Serp would like a extra kid and their place is too small.”

“I am sure you would figure something out. Try to get on Celsia more so she’ll start pulling her own weight. You shouldn’t be raising her kids too.”

“I would but she scares me.”




“Hey did you know that your boobs are huge?”

“Did you know that your skin is red?”

“I know but your boobs.. You should donate some to me.”




“Hey bitchzilla! I’m here! You need to start locking your door, you dumb ho bitch. I could of been the boogie man looking for rape.”




Note: The babies can talk to each like in the cartoon Rugrats however to the adults it just sounds like baby gibberish. I want start showing each kid’s personality as early as possible.

Elena Queen is from Queen’s Hive by MewmewMentor , and yes another 10o BC sim appears in the Montigo Legacy this week :p

Carrie Queen is from from Queens of Crime by MewmewMentor as well. Another good read.


Extra scene: Cienna really loves eating the dolls a lot lol