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Camp Tigo 2 ISBI: Day 10

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All I asked for was a baby and I get abducted again. Why won’t you green varmints just let me be.

 

 

 

Borage: I’m just stilling in the puddle.

Rose: Yeah right, we know that you just pissed on yourself.

Kiki: We all do, no need to be a shame of it now.

 

 

Selene: There is a man behind you.

Isela: I know. I can feel his boner.

Anson: So ya like? Eh?

 

 

Seth: That’s nasty. You just gonna pee right there?

Selene: My gosh… I am terrified by this.

Arna: You guys wouldn’t move.

Anson: We weren’t in the way.

Isela: We need another bathroom cause we are so stupid.

 

 

 

I was just in the stall… Oh dear!

 

 

 

Isela: Dude, really?

Anson: I thought you went in there to pee? Was the toilet not good enough for you?

Seth: MUHAHAHAHAHA!

Malix: Stop judging me guys!

 

 

I was going to shower but this grass feels nice. I go to sleep now.

 

 

 

 

Selene: You’re really gonna sleep next to a puddle of pee?

Isela: I regret nothing.

 

 

 

 

I am not sure about what I’m looking at.

 

 

 

Borage: WTF happen to you?

Quincy: Gettin’ mah tan on.

Borage: Well you suck at it.

 

 

 

♫ No I don’t want no scrub. A scrub is a guy who can’t get no love from me. Hanging on the passenger side, in his best friend’s ride. Tryin’ to holler at me! ♫

 

 

 

 

Isela: Check me out! They call me DJ Disco Panties!

Seth: Should you be in the kitchen?

 

 

 

Makayla: If we close our eyes and open them, we’ll be in a magical place.

Isaiah: I swear if this doesn’t work, I’m taking your apple juice.

 

 

 

I thought this only happen at night!!!

 

 

 

 

We no tell time.

 

 

 

Borage: Well brat? You gonna talk or sit there and look dumb. I’m your master and I command that you speak at once.

Linnea: ….

 

 

 

I can talk, father but I refuse to speak at your command. I am not a puppy. I do what I want.

 

 

 

Carrie: Say spaghetti sauce, cause that’s what you look like. C’mon red baby, say spaghetti sauce!

Shawn: You look like a old tomato, vile woman!

 

 

 

 

Mikhai: How will this mirror will teach me to talk? All I can see is how sexy I am.

Bryony: EA logic, dude. I’m gonna talk so much shit when I learn.

 

 

 

I hear voices…..

 

 

 

 

Dude were talking… Can you understand us??!!

 

 

 

 

 

Thing 1: Where you going?!

Thing 2: Away from you. You cry too much.

Thing 1: I do no such thing… WAAAHHHH!!!!

 

 

 

Thing 1: Hey.. where you going? I’m not crying now.

Thing 2: I just don’t like you.

Thing 1: That hurts.. I’m going to cry.

 

 

 

Thing 1: You came back.

Thing 2: I got hungry.

Thing 1: You found food?

Thing 2: No just this stick.

 

 

 

Borage: I need for you to speak so daddy can have a drink and you go play. Speak now, brat. Daddy commands it.

Linnea: No.

 

 

 

Borage: You spoke! Daddy can have a drink now! Go away..

 

 

 

Kiki: Asshole.

Malix: Bitch… And you wonder why you don’t have friends.

 

 

 

 

Mikhai: Where did you go? You die?

Bryony: I’m right here! Open your eyes!

Mikhai: No. There’s a ghost foot behind you.

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Camp Tigo 2 ISBI: Day 9

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This is what I need you to do. Win the race or I will disown you. You got that, brat?

 

 

 

 

Since no one ever fed us I guess my hand will do.

 

 

 

 

I want my own baby.

 

 

 

 

Arna: You’re no match against my super vampire ping pong skills.

Anson: Oh bring it on dead boy!

Arna: Prepare to be defeated weak human!

 

 

 

Lucy waz here. He he he now everyone will know.

 

 

 

 

Kiki: Why haven’t we hooked up yet?

Malix: Because I don’t like you.

Kiki: Why?

Malix: You’re a bitch.

 

 

 

Isela: Anson, wanna have some fun in the photo booth?

Anson: Can’t you see that I’m busy destroying Arna. He’s finally not in front of the TV anymore!

 

 

 

Kiki: That may be true but I can’t help of who I am. I think we would have pretty babies.

Malix: I’m not having a kid with you!

 

 

 

 

Where are my parents? I’m hungry like always. I guess it’s time to cry annoyingly.

 

 

 

Borage: Why do you always have the alien brat? You never take care of my niece and nephew.

Seth: I think this kid is cool. I will use him for evil.

 

 

 

 

My kid won’t stop crying annoyingly! Someone make him stop!

 

 

 

 

Your mom is dumb but I’ll still put some of my magic in her.

 

 

 

 

Stop crying annoyingly you dead brat. I’m going to give you a bath since your parents are too dumb to do it themselves.

 

 

 

I’m so awesome that I can push this stroller without touching it.

 

 

 

Who did this shit?

 

 

 

Malix: Oh shit!

Seth: MUHAHAHAHA! My evil plan is working!

 

 

 

 

This is embarrassing…

 

 

 

I feel a shame…

 

 

 

I can’t explain this…

 

 

 

Borage: You’re giving her a bath with her clothes still on?

Quincy: Don’t tell how to bathe my kid. I do what I want!

Borage: Idiot.

 

 

 

Selene: I hope no one saw that.

Lucille: I did.

 

 

 

The voices made me do it.

 

 

 

 

Arna: Dude, you’re heavy.

Borage: So is your mom.

 

 

 

 

Isela: I’m sorry for everything. Can we get back together?

Malix: I love Selene now so no.

Isela: No you don’t. Selene would never be a good as me.

Malix: You shouldn’t have fucked my cousin.

 

 

 

rose, i heard my dad is gettin married and it aint wit u lol he said u 2 ugly 4 him.

 

 

 

 

I’m not gonna listen to your lies!

 

 

 

ur dad fucked lois

 

 

 

Layla: This is fun.

Borage: Wanna know what would be more fun? If we go into the photo booth.

Layla: Let’s go.

 

 

 

 

Hold up, Lay.. I got a text message.

 

 

 

 

Borage: That’s not true!

Layla: What’s not true?

 

 

 

I’ve been sitting here with you for 2 hours and you still can’t talk. Are you dumb or something? I want a refund.

 

 

 

 

I hope I’ll get a baby soon. This camp need some little fairy babies.

 

 

 

Your fairy babies won’t be as awesome as my witch baby.

 

 

 

Aren’t you a awesome witch baby. You’re the most awesomest baby at camp.

 

 

 

We could of had awesome fairy-vampire babies together, Quincy! *sobs*

 

 

 

 

Okay awesome, kid it’s time to clean you up cause I’m a good daddy.

 

 

 

My daddy forgot about me…

 

 

 

 

Why won’t you walk? I guess the other baby is more awesome.

 

 

 

 

I think this one is mine. Why aren’t they wearing name tags?

 

 

 

 

I regret nothing.

 

 

 

 

No one will cook so I guess I will do it. Then all the guys will love me and I can finally get lucky.

 

 

 

Where’s your daddy? He knows I don’t like you demon spawns. You’re his problem now, not mine.

 

 

 

 

 

I have no idea who my mom is..

 

 

 

 

 

Quincy: Where’s the other one at? I wanna trade. This one cries too much now.

Kiki: If these hell spawns don’t shut up. Why did you idiots make them if you’re not gonna take care of them!

 

 

 

I love this toy. It’s my most favoritest!

 

 

 

 

What the? It went bye bye.

 

 

 

 

Here it is. If you leave me again, I will destroy you.

 

 

 

 

Carrie: I’m gonna sleep next to the babies.. The wall people might try to eat them.

 

 

 

The floor must be more comfortable than the sleeping bag.

 

 

 

NO! NO! I KNOW I SAID I WANTED A BABY BUT NOT THIS WAY!

 

 

 

 

Thank goodness I’m a fairy or I would be in some trouble… But then again I’m sure the mod could override this.. Don’t get any ideas out there! Don’t put a alien baby in me!

Camp Tigo 2 ISBI: Day 8

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I need more magic!

 

 

 

 

The alien touched me here.

 

 

 

This brat stinks.

 

 

Dusty: I got a new joke to tell you. What did the five fingers say to the face?

Quincy: What?

 

 

 

SLAP!

 

 

 

Quincy: That wasn’t a funny joke. That was just plain rude.

Dusty: I’m cold blooded.

 

 

Borage: Why are we doing this?

Lucille: I dunno.. Pan over.

 

 

 

Selene: I’m in labor!

Borage: Oh so that’s why.

Lucille: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!

 

 

 

Dragan: Is everyone freaking out about my bad breath?

Selene: No idiot. I’m in labor.

Malix: You are?

 

 

 

Dragan: yes another baby!

Malix: Woohoo! I hope this one is mine!

Borage: I’m bored.

Lucille: Yay for babies!

Arna: OMG SHE’S IN LABOR!

Isela: You’re all dumb.

 

 

I hear a party going on.

 

 

 

Lucille: Now I’m in labor.

Selene: You bitch! Stop stealing my thunder! I’m still in labor!

Isela: OMG! You too!

Dragan: I think it’s mine again.

Borage: WHAT?!

Malix: Who’s the daddy?

 

 

 

Borage: Eww stay away from me! I don’t want baby juice on my shoes!

Malix: Dat ass!

Isela: Did Lucille get the magic?!!!!

Selene: WHY ISN’T ANYONE CARING ABOUT MY LABOR?!!!

Dragan: This is funny.

Carrie: What’s going on?

 

 

Rosette: I’m in labor too!

Selene: BITCH!

Carrie: Is this the going in labor party?

 

 

 

Isela: YOU TOO!

Borage: IS EVERY LADY KNOCKED UP HERE?!

Malix: WHO’S THE IDIOT THAT KNOCKED ROSETTE UP?!

Carrie: ALL THESE LABORS!

Selene: YOU BITCHES!

Lucille: It must be in the water.

 

 

Carrie: I’m in labor now.

Selene: I hate you.

Malix: Why was this one allowed to have another one?

Seth: Shut up fools.

Borage: I can’t take this anymore.

Isela: I want a baby now!

Lucille: Labor hurts!

Rosette: I forgot that I’m in labor….

 

 

 

Borage: I’m done reacting.

Selene: I hate everyone in this room.

 

 

 

My legs feel funny.

 

 

 

THIS ROOM IS FULL OF HELL SPAWNS!

 

 

 

 

Seth: DON’T have anymore kids!

Lucille: Same to you!

 

 

 

Why is Isaiah floating?

 

 

 

 

 

Selene & Malix had a vampire son, Mikhai.

 

 

 

 

Lucille & Borage had genie twin daughters, This is Linnea.

 

 

 

 

And this is Bryony.

 

 

 

 

 

Rosette & Quincy had twin daughters, this is Thing 1 she’s a vampire.

 

 

 

 

And Thing 2, she’s a witch.

 

 

 

 

Carrie & Seth had a witch son named Shawn.

 

 

 

 

Borage got abducted but I missed it.

 

 

 

WHY WEREN’T YOU PAYING ATTENTION??!!!

 

 

 

All 10 Camp Tigo 2 bay bays… NO MORE BABIES, GUYS!

 

 

 

Camp Tigo 2 ISBI: Day 7

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Borage: I’m not a dart board!

Anson: My bad.

 

 

 

Who could this be?

 

 

 

Lucille: You worn me out.

Dragan: I’m just getting started.

 

 

 

 

Lucille goes into labor. Others cared.

 

 

 

 

Take a break!

 

 

 

 

Borage: I can’t control my hand. It wants to choke you, brat.

 

 

 

Borage: Just kidding.

 

 

 

 

Borage: Don’t put his mom is my story cause I don’t wanna bring this one home. I have enough ya know.

Don’t tempt me.

 

 

 

Carrie: We didn’t do anything.

Seth: Just taking some photos.

 

 

 

Malix: Don’t ever cheat on me like that harlot did with my cousin. In fact stay away from my cousin.

Selene: I’ll try.

 

 

 

Rosette: Gimme some loving or die.

Quincy: You have it but don’t threaten me!

 

 

 

Anson teaches Orion how to walk. He finally rolled that wish.

 

 

 

Borage: Love that chicken from Popeye’s!

Seth: Then order some and move out the way. I need to refuel for more fucking.

 

 

 

Lucille and Dragan’s daughter, Makayla.

 

 

 

Isaiah being cute.

 

 

 

Orion learned to walk.

 

 

 

Malix: I wanna put a baby in you.

Selene: Okay.

 

 

 

Borage: I wanna put some magic in you.

Lucille: I’ve been waiting for the magic.

 

 

 

Makayla likes her bubble bath.

 

 

 

Borage: Girl when I get done with you, you gonna be walking funny for a week.

Lucille: All talk, no magic.

Borage: It’s coming.

 

 

 

Borage: SHAZAAM!

 

 

 

Does this thing work? Gimme food!

 

 

 

This is some garlic.

 

 

 

 

This is my knife.

 

 

 

 

And a little drop of this and we got……..

 

 

 

 

FIRE!

 

 

 

Borage: Will you go sleep in the sleeping bags. I need to rock with my brat.

 

 

 

I’m gonna teach you how to pimp walk like your daddy.

 

 

 

Why aren’t you walking?

 

 

 

Malix: Will you 2 move. I need to pee or I’ll just pee on you both.

 

 

 

I need more magic!

 

 

 

 

Borage: That chair is mocking me!

Selene: I hate being pregnant.

Isela: …….

 

 

 

Borage: I’ll bitch slap you back to Bangkok if you keep mocking me, chair.

Selene: I hate this couch.

Isela:…..

 

 

 

Borage: I’m watching you.

Selene: I hate being pregnant on this couch.

Isela: I’m a statue.

 

 

 

WAIT! NO! I DON’T WANNA LEAVE YET! I DIDN’T GET ANY MAGIC YET!

 

 

 

Rosette: Which one of you nasty fuckers peed on the floor?

Carrie: It wasn’t me.

 

 

 

Get out. I need to pee.

 

 

 

Anyone watching?

 

 

 

Ahhhhhh. This feels good.

 

 

 

Ugh.. I feel sleepy.

 

 

 

You idiot!

 

 

 

OMG! Borage are you okay?!

 

 

 

No, Lucille. I think I landed in a pile of herpes.

 

 

 

I need food!

 

 

 

Someone put a demon seed baby in me.

 

 

 

 

I’m stuck.

 

 

 

Come watch the sunset with me, sexy lady who is reading this. I’ll give you some magic afterwards

 

 

 

 

I can’t get this to work.

You’re a idiot. A sexy idiot.

 

 

 

 

Okay stinky kid, don’t pee on me or I will go upside your pretty little head. Understand?

 

 

 

 

What did I just tell you?!

 

 

 

Arna got 2 others to join him. I’m gonna slap you Arna if you don’t do something else other than watch TV!

 

 

 

Selene: I wanna have 100 babies with you!

Malix: Help! Take me away from her! She’s talking crazy now!

 

 

 

This isn’t what I had in mind!!!

 

 

 

 

I am king.

 

 

 

They didn’t even use lube…

 

 

 

I swear if you don’t use the sleeping bag!

Camp Tigo 2: Day 6

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Lust is still in the air.

 

 

 

 

Malix: What are you 2 doing?

Borage: Depends, are you gonna get all crazy again?

Malix: Maybe.

 

 

 

 

Quincy: Where did you go? I wanted to kiss.

Layla: I got lost.

 

 

 

Quincy: I saw you kissing Lucille, you cheater!

Dusty: I saw you kissing Layla so were even, right?

Quincy: NO!

Lucille: You 2 are lovers?

 

 

 

Malix: Did you fuck my cousin again, harlot?!

Isela: Why do you care if I did or not!

Malix: BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!

 

 

 

Borage: Wanna see something magical?

Selene: Sure, what is it?

Borage: My genie dick.

Selene: Charming.

 

 

 

Lucille: I think I ruined someone love thing so let’s be lovers.

Dragan: That’s fine with me.

 

 

 

 

Kiki: You’re so boring! All you do is watch TV. You too good to hang with me?

Arna: Maybe it’s cause you’re crazy.

 

 

 

Arna: I wanna get freaky with you, crazy fairy.

 

 

 

 

Dusty: I saw you with Dragan. You’re a slut.

Lucille: I thought you and Quincy were lovers. I have my own lover now.

Dusty: You’re still a slut.

Lucille: And you’re a dick!

 

 

 

 

If you and Carrie don’t stop…..

 

 

 

 

Dusty: Slut.

Lucille: Shut up.

Seth: I can’t let anyone see this.

Carrie: See what?

Dragan: You 2 move! Lucille and I need the booth now.

 

 

 

 

 

Malix: Talk to the hand! I’m done with you!

Isela: Your cousin is getting on my last nerve.

Borage: LOL

 

 

 

 

Kiki: I think the booth is free.

Arna: Let’s go before someone gets in.

Malix: Don’t talk to me harlot!

Isela: Then go away!

 

 

 

 

Quincy: You gonna get laid?

Arna: Yep.

Quincy: Finally.

 

 

 

Isela: We want that chair.

Lucille: There’s another one over there.

Carrie: So, we want that one!

 

 

 

Borage: Ready for another refill on magic?

Isela: Hell yeah.

Layla: I’m telling Malix.

 

 

 

Orion being cute and learning how to walk.

 

 

 

I need a break.. I gotta recharge my sexiness.

 

 

 

Malix: You have a lover?

Lucille: Yes.

Malix: Why am I wasting my time on this.

 

 

 

I’ve been recharged, more magic coming your way, sexy lady.

 

 

 

 

Yay chicken!

 

 

 

Borage: Bout time.

Isela: I’m pregnant.

Borage: That’s no excuse.

 

 

 

 

I think I’ll have to watch you 2 as well.

 

 

 

 

I hate being pale.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I hate this tan!

 

 

 

 

Rosette: When we gonna hook up?

Quincy: Never.

 

 

 

 

You will love me!!!

 

 

 

 

Layla: You jerk! I thought you liked me!

Quincy: I do. Can I have both?

Layla: No!

 

 

 

 

I’m in labor everyone! Now freak out!

 

 

 

 

 

Only Arna freaks out.

 

 

 

 

AAAAAHHHHHH CHILDBIRTH!

 

 

 

 

Carrie & Seth had a daughter named Cali

 

 

 

 

Cutie.

 

 

 

 

This could be anyone.

 

 

 

 

Borage: I think you need some magic.

Lucille: Maybe I do.

 

 

 

 

Dusty: You slut! I thought your lover was Dragan. This punk doesn’t look like Dragan.

Borage: All the ladies want this genie dick, fairy hick.

Lucille: I think he’s hot.

 

 

 

 

They were right about the snowcones!

 

 

 

 

Malix: Silly face!

Selene: He he he!

 

 

 

 

I guess Malix is done with Isela this time.

 

 

 

 

Isela: The baby is coming!

Borage: Who the daddy?

Isela: I dunno!

 

 

 

No idea who’s in there.

 

 

 

 

Malix & Selene

 

 

 

 

Isela & Borage had a genie son named Isaiah.

 

 

 

 

Lucille is pregnant. The daddy could be anyone LOL

 

 

 

 

Cali doesn’t like Bonehilda, the only one who takes care of her.

Camp Tigo 2: Day 5

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Love is in the air… Yeah right, it’s just lust.

 

 

 

Borage: I can only give ya some magic in this photo booth.

Isela: This should be fun.

 

 

 

I heard a chime….

 

 

 

 

Dusty: I’m ready for some of that vampire loving.

 

 

 

That’s kinda hot. I wonder if I can get Seth to kiss a boy.

 

 

 

Malix: I know you hooked up with my cousin!

Isela: But I was-

Malix: I don’t wanna hear your lies, harlot!

 

 

 

Don’t give me that look Mr. TV man. I love him.

 

 

 

Dusty & Quincy

 

 

 

Is anyone gonna let me out?

 

 

 

I must of eaten a bad snowcone. No? I think so Sid, you know nothing!!! Isn’t that right, Mary?? See Sid, Mary thinks it’s a bad snowcone. I’m not pregnant! Snuffles, what do you think? Snuffles still isn’t talking?

 

 

 

Quincy: Why do you keep yelling at everyone?

Kiki: Maybe cause I like to yell at everyone.

Quincy: You need to get laid more.

 

 

 

Ugh! Bad snowcones!

 

 

 

Seth: You haven’t added any Quincy cream in the mud bath have you?

Quincy: I’m thinking about it.

 

 

 

Orion is adorable.

 

 

 

 

Rosette: Where did this alien brat come from?

Borage: It’s not mines. Mines weren’t blue.

Arna: Vampires can’t have alien babies.

Kiki: Anyone notice Anson isn’t fat anymore?

 

 

 

Why did my mom leave me with these idiots. I gotta get away from them.

 

 

 

 

I guess Sid was right. I am pregnant. Yay!

 

 

 

Kiki: I don’t like you.

Seth: Like I care.

Kiki: Asshole.

 

 

 

Make up your mind Lucille.

 

 

 

 

Malix: I am mad at you.

Isela: I didn’t do anything yet.

Malix: When you do, I will be mad so I’m just reminding you!

 

 

 

 

I don’t understand you two….

Borage: What the hell are you doing Isela?

 

 

 

 

Malix: You harlot, you were thinking about my cousin as we made out.

Isela: You don’t know that.

Malix: I’m a vampire, I can read your thoughts, harlot!

 

 

 

 

Borage: You can’t get this magic and bang my cousin at the same.

Isela: But Borage…

Borage: Nope, you had been cut off from the magic. No genie dick for you.

Isela: Don’t be like that.

 

 

 

 

Isela: Take me back me Borage. I like the magic.

Borage: You need to do a little less talking and a little more cooking if you want this magic again.

Isela: Asshole!

 

 

 

 

Carrie: I’m pregnant.

Seth: Shit.

 

 

 

 

Carrie: Look Seth, I’m a kitty cat! Woof, woof!

Seth: Why did I put a baby in her?

 

 

 

 

I think this TV is frozen.

 

 

 

 

Ahhh much better.

 

 

 

 

Arna: The TV magically turned itself off. I’m bored.

Anson: Let’s make silly faces at each other.

Arna: Okay!

 

 

 

 

Seth: You two can’t use our love booth.

Dragan: Watch us.

Lucille: Coming Dragan?

 

 

 

 

Bitches…

 

 

 

 

Arna: That’s Lucille and Dragan in there.

Anson: Really.

 

 

 

 

Malix: Rawr I’m a vampire.

Isela: You’re silly. I thought you were mad at me.

Malix: I changed my mind.

 

 

 

 

You two are hot & cold I swear….

 

 

 

 

Someone let Orion out. Orion enjoys his freedom by watching TV.

 

 

 

 

Seth: Seriously who’s alien baby?

Anson: He’s mine.

Seth: Take care of it. It cries a lot.

 

 

 

 

Malix: STOP. This is a harlot free zone.

Isela: You’re mad at me again?

Malix: Yes.

 

 

 

 

Isela: Malix can’t make up his mind. I choose you.

Borage: Right choice.

Selene: Hey! I was going after him.

 

 

 

 

Isela cock blocked me! That was rude!

 

 

 

 

Malix: There you go again with my cousin! I bet that baby isn’t mine!

Isela: What is your deal? One second you’re mad and then you’re not.

Borage: She can’t help it if she prefer the genie dick over vampire dick. You lost cuz.

 

 

 

 

Isela: I hope you’re not like Malix who is bipolar I swear.

Borage: Nah.. I don’t get jealous like he does.

 

 

 

 

Malix: SLUT!

Isela: Seriously Malix!

 

 

 

Borage: Don’t worry about my crazy cousin. I’ll feel better.

Isela: How so?

Borage: You look like you’re running low on magic. Let me refuel ya.

 

 

Camp Tigo 2: Day 4

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Anson: Comfortable?

Isela: Yep.

Anson: Watch out for triggers.

Isela: Racist..

Anson: I said TRIGGERS.

 

 

 

I love cake.

 

 

 

 

Kiki: You assholes, go somewhere else to go eat your snowcones.

Dragan: The snowcones makes us cold so we eat them in the sauna.

Dusty: Yeah, I don’t wanna freeze my sparklenuts off.

Kiki: I’m gonna kick you in your sparklenuts if you don’t move.

 

 

 

 

I rather be smoking so pot instead of this shit…

 

 

 

 

I think you’re done eating to meat off of you, stupid!

 

 

 

I think it would be hot it I use honey as lube. Good idea, I know Mary. Shut up Sid, this is a great idea, Mary said so. Whatcha think, Snuffles? Snuffles? I think Snuffles is ignoring me now.

 

 

 

Arna: We can be vampire buddies.

Malix: I’m already Quincy’s vampire buddy.

Arna: You can have more than one.

Seth: Gay vampires…

 

 

 

I’m touching her hand.. I bet I can get her to touch my genie dick.

 

 

 

 

Wanna see and touch my amazing genie dick?

 

 

 

 

Lucille: Yes.

Borage: And they say my pick up lines wouldn’t work.

 

 

 

 

Kiki: Bitch I know you ain’t talkin’ to my genie!

Lucille: Your genie? You don’t even like him yet.

Kiki: So! He’s still mine! He gonna be my baby daddy back in the Montigo universe so fuck off!

Lucille: Whatevs.. I do what I want.

Borage: This is hot.

 

 

 

Lucille: Eat a balloon!

Kiki: Bitch if you get my hair wet, I will straight cut you! This is a fresh relaxer in my hair!

 

 

 

Quincy: Anyone wanna play with me?

Malix: Were busy watching the naked red girl.

Quincy: Oh.

 

 

 

Isela: Why are you way over there? Come closer.

Borage: You’re fertile, that’s why.

Isela: So are you.

Borage: Yeah that’s right.

 

 

 

Borage: Is this better?

Isela: Much better.

Borage: Wanna feel the magic?

Isela: Yeah.

Borage: Just put your on hand on it.

Isela: I am already.

 

 

 

I hope I’m getting my sexy Borage’s attention! We got different moms so it’s cool.

 

 

 

Tonight’s special! My magic stick!

 

 

 

Isela: Quincy, look!

Quincy: I’m busy.

Isela: Doing what?

Quincy: Jerking off.

 

 

 

WHY IS EVERYONE NAKED??!!!

 

 

 

Seth: Don’t look.

Quincy: My Quincy cream is floating around in the water.

Seth: Your what?!

 

 

 

Rosette: I got witch powers! I get to fuck shit up.

Carrie: Crap! Who allowed this??!!!

 

 

 

Kiki: I love all of the fat on your body.

Anson: You need a tic tac.

 

 

 

Dusty: I think you’re hot. Let’s be lovers.

Quincy: Okay.

 

 

 

Kiki: Kiss me Rose. Maybe Anson will want me.

Rosette: Whatevs..

Anson: That’s hot.

 

 

 

Anson: Seeing you with another girl makes me want you.

Kiki: It worked, I don’t need you anymore Rose.

Rosette: Bitch.. I was enjoying it.

 

 

 

That’s hot.

 

 

 

Carrie: I want you.

Seth: Why me? Why do I get the crazy chick?

 

 

 

Anson & Kiki

 

 

 

Kiki: Bitch if I catch you talking to my genie one more time!

Lucille: What is your deal?!

Borage: This is so hot.

Malix: This chicks must be dead brain if they have any interest in you, cuz.

 

 

 

Lucille: You’re cute when you’re mad. Let’s be lesbo lovers.

Kiki: Just stay away from my genie.

 

 

 

Anson: I saw you with Lucille. I’m even more turned on.

Rosette: Why am I not getting any lovings?

 

 

 

Carrie: C’mon Seth, let’s get freaky in the photo booth.

Seth: I am busy.

Carrie: Doing what? You need to be doing me.

Seth: I see something.

 

 

You didn’t see shit.

 

 

 

 

Malix: I like those disco panties on you.

Isela: I like everything on you.

 

 

 

What’s happening to me???

 

 

 

 

Orion, first Camp Tigo 2 baby

 

 

 

 

What a cute baby. The dance floor isn’t a safe place for a baby.

 

 

 

Really? You put me in baby jail? I hate you.