Party Montigo: Extras Part 1

These were shots that weren’t used in the previous chapters.


Zinnia: Eww Rosette! Change your hair and clothes! You look like a cheap 80’s whore!

Rosette: Whatever! I look good!



Max: Awww this place looks great for raising a nice peaceful family with no chaos in.

Rosette: That’s unlikely.

Max: Why you say that?

Rosette: Cause I’m here.

Max: Right.


Zinnia: Get out of my shot Rose! This story is about me!

Rosette: Uh uh! I’m in it too!

Zinnia: Only cause the game glitched!






I should go drown myself.



Owwies.. I got a eyelash in my pretty eyes. I need Zin to help me. IMA BLIND!



Max: I got it out. I don’t need Zin. I don’t need her for anything. I should run away and join the circus. She can raise that bald baby by herself. I’ll be a free man! Free at last! Free to do what I want, when I want! I will no longer be Zin’s puppet. She can suck it!

Zinnia: I heard that.

Max: I didn’t mean it. I NEED YOU!!!



Liam: Hi little girl, I’m going to ruin one of your cousin’s lives later on.

Acacia: Gah!



I’m totally going yo start stalking and obsess over this guy.




Liam: Whoa. The dishes disappeared.

Zinnia: I’m a genie!

Liam: Really? So you can grant wishes?

Zinnia: I’m not a good genie.



Liam: I can show you a wonderful time. It will be a night to remember.

Zinnia: Shut it and get naked already. Max will figure out that we don’t need milk soon.



Zinnia: Rose, I can see you peeking through the door. I told you to fuck off! You can’t touch him!

Rosette: That’s unfair you tramp!



Zinnia: Damn it’s hot in here.





Liam: It appears I stepped in some water.

Zinnia: Cut the crap, Liam. We know you just peed on yourself.

Rosette: It’s okay boo. I don’t care if you still pee on yourself. I will love you forever and forever! I will even change your diapers!



Zinnia: Like my invisible car?

Liam: Yeah, it’s cool.

Zinnia: This is my 1245th invisible car, I keep losing them.

Liam: I’m surprised that you can count that high.



Zinnia: Your fat babies are killing my back , Liam!

Rosette: Are you checking out her ass?

Liam: Of course.

Rosette: The only ass that you’re gonna be checking out is MINES!



Liam: I don’t think you ladies should be drinking while pregnant…


Liam: I’m just saying…




Zinnia: Just take me home with you. I hate living with these idiots. I can help with the kids.

Liam: You’re hot but I can’t do that..

Zinnia: Please? Save me! Save me from Rosette! I created that monster!



Throw your hands up if you’re a true player




Liam: Aren’t you going in?

Zinnia: No! You’re trying to trick me!

Liam: How?

Zinnia: That’s a mental hospital! My mom tried that once!

Liam: If that’s a mental hospital then I think were at the right place.



Next month: Return of Party Montigo!

I decided to bring back Party Montigo with Gen 2. After returning home from Twinbrook Zinnia and Rosette moved their families to Moonlight Falls.

Zinnia became pregnant by her husband Max with little Fiona while Rosette became pregnant with twins Taco and Fajita by Fin. During Rosette’s pregnancy she ate a lot of Mexican food. Rosette’s hunger during this pregnancy was tad outrageous and she would throw fits if she food wasn’t served fast enough. Rosette wasn’t too nice to the workers at the Mexican due to ‘slow service’ in her eyes. This made them very angry with her. Rosette resulted to beating up a few waiters and attacking the all you can eat nacho bar when she felt they were taking too long with her meal of tacos and fajitas. One day Rosette’s rants and fits were too much for the owner who happens to be a witch. The angry witch casts a spell on Rosette’s unborn babies turning them into a occult. Delivery was extremely painful for Rosette  as she gave birth to twin girls. The next months were insane as the twins caused chaos within house while only being a few weeks old. Rosette was convinced that her babies were evil and left one night. Zinnia finds a letter from Rosette saying that she left for Twinbrook to win Liam’s heart.


Zinnia and Max began to start having parties again as the chaos suddenly stopped once Rosette left. Zinnia and Max didn’t care that Rosette was gone but this left Fin upset and he later disappears without a word. The girls aged and watched Zinnia and Max party and drink most of the time. By the time the girls became teenagers they plotted to run away from home. The twins wanted to find their Mother so they could continue to torment her like they did as infants. Fiona tagged along with her cousins as they ran away from home.

All three girl inherit their parent’s absent mindedness and forgot why they even ran away from home in the first place. Fiona is the only one of the 3 who has a few more brain cells than her cousins. She often reminds them of their mission to find Rosette. After sneaking into a college party the girls felt that they find their calling. They abandoned their mission and want to open a strip club inside of their home.


Gen 2 will start with them as teenagers. As far as the other siblings, they may show up in the story here and there.


Here’s the girls as innocent tots.

Taco (L) Fiona (M) Fajita (R)

Party Montigo: Chapter 12, Zombie Wedding (Final Chapter)

Borage: So what do we do now?

AS: It’s our birthdays so were aging and getting the hell out of here!

Celsia: Finally! Sweet freedom from this evil place!

TS: I think we were the evil ones.

Martini: Foolish thinking will get you killed TS!


TS: Yay! We got a zombie for our birthdays!

Zombie: Braaaiiinnsss!

Martini: Who invited the zombie?!


Borage: Gross! That zombie got naked!

Zombie: Hurry up and age up boy so we can have sweet sexy time!

Borage: Help! I think the naked zombie is going to rape me!



Dear Liam, The kids have grown up into adults. See you didn’t have to worry! All 5 of them lived! We are good parents! Can’t wait to see you and do this again soon! – Zinnia


Dear Chocolate Semen man, Dodder and Erica are now teens suddenly. You never once saw them. You better not use the excuse “I was a zombie”. I will kick you in the nuts! – Zinnia



Dodder: So what are you guys gonna do now?

Borage: We be leaving now!

Dodder: Please take Erica and I.

Borage: No. You’ll get in the way.

Dodder: How?

Borage: I’m going to be a superstar DJ and band 1000 ladies. Keeping you and Erica will mess up my game.

Dodder: You have no game!

Borage: Of course I do! I am the son of Liam Gelman, the immortal pimp! I got game, swag and class!

Dodder: I hope you get butt herpes!

Celsia: LOL



Celsia: Why do these damn zombies keep spawning in our yard! Go home!

Zombie: bloopboomzipbon wheeze

Celsia: What?!

Borage: Screw that! Let’s all send Dad a disappointing email!

Celsia: Yeah let’s do that!


Liam: Oh cool, I got a email from my Montigo kids.

Hey Dad! I’m moving to Starlight Shores to be a superstar DJ and bang 1000 ladies. Come help me move and teach me your pimp ways! – Borage

Daddy! I’m going to travel the world and learn how to cook different foods and open a bistro. But first I’m going to be a Dominatrix for money! – Celsia

Hey father, I’m gonna move to Bridgeport and open a martini bar and be a professional drunk! My name is Martini after all! – Martini

Hey Daddy! I’m moving to Twinbrook to be a stripper like my mom always wanted to be. I heard all the men with money live there. – Amaretto Sour

Dad, I plan to raise 5 evil well children to take over the world with! – Tequila Sunrise

Liam: My gosh… Of all of the kids I’m worried about AS the most…


AS: What’s with the random zombies? Don’t you have a life?!

Zombie: No! I’m dead!

AS: Someone needs to stop burying dead bodies in our yard!



AS: Guess what mom!

Rosette: What?

AS: I’m gonna do what you always wanted to do but you got all fat and gross.

Rosette: You bitch! I’m not fat!

AS: Anyways I’m moving to Twinbrook to be a stripper!

Rosette: I’m so proud of you!

AS: Thanks Mom!

Rosette: While you are there, spy on your daddy and scare off any hussy who comes near my Liam!

AS: Um.. okay but I thought you were in love with Fin?

Rosette: I’m not.

AS: But you’re marrying him.

Rosette: Yeah but that doesn’t mean that I “love” him. I just rolled out a wish to be married.


Borage: I know you’re a ghost buster but can you get rid of these zombies?

Man on phone: Just use the peashooter.

Borage: Oh.. Does it make pea salad too?

Man on phone: *hangs up*

Borage: Hello?



Rosette: HEY! This peashooter just attacked me! That hurts asshole!



Rosette: Liiiiaaammmm



Erica: What just happen?

Dodder: I think our aunt is a zombie now.

Erica: Great! Like we need anymore of those. This place is unsafe for kids. Where’s child services when you need them..

Zombie: Yeah I agree.. this place is unsafe for kids.


Erica: Shoot him in the nuts, Rico.

Zombie: Wait! Don’t do that!

Rico: Si!



Glitter Bug thinking: They seriously left a baby outside with all these random zombies running around? I’m going to have a horrible childhood.



Rosette and Finn’s twins ages. Ghetto Life suddenly spawns fairy wings like his twin.

Ghetto Life: Cool! I’m a fairy now!



Glitter Bug: Mommy look up.

Rosette: I don’t see anything.

Glitter Bug: Wait for it…

Rosette: AHHH! It’s suddenly cold! We don’t have seasons yet!!

Glitter Bug: LOL! Getting cold feet Mommy?!

Rosette: You jerk fairy kid! Do that again and I’ll feed you to the vampires in Sunset Valley!

Glitter Bug: Chill out Mommy! Really. *snickers*


Liam: Great. Rosette is calling me now. How did she get my number? *sends to voice mail*



DAMN IT LIAM!!  Stop sending me to voice mail! I am your future wife and as your future wife I demand that you answer your phone! How can you love me back when you never answer?!! Anyways! I’m coming to Twinbrook with Zin. I can’t wait to see you boo!


**Meanwhile in Twinbrook**

AS: If I’m gonna be the hottest stripper in TB then I need to improve my being sexy skills. I’m gonna enjoy my ice cream in a sexual manner and make those old people over there feel awkward. That’s right old money, I gonna make ya toss dolla bills at me!  Make it rain!



Zinnia: Go fuck off zombie! You been stalking my house for 2 days!

Zombie: But I like your house..

Zinnia: Don’t care! We have no brains or vegetables now go away so we can enjoy our cheese steaks!

Zombie: ERMAHGERD!  I love cheese steak!

Zinnia: By the power of gray skull GIVE ME CHEESE STEAKS!

*cheese steaks appears*

Zombie: ERMAHGERD! Can I haz cheese steak?

Zinnia: No.



Zinnia: Another one? What the hell are you doing?!

Zombie: Yoga.

Zinnia: Go do yoga somewhere else!


Zombie: Must do it here.

Zinnia: What kind of yoga move is that?

Zombie: It’s not.. I’m doing tai chi now.

Zinnia: Tai Chi out my yard!


Zinnia: Is that Tai Chi?

Zombie: No, this is me making out with my invisible boyfriend.

Zinnia: Now this is getting ridiculous!


Finn: YOU AGAIN?! Seriously?! You called me to give you a celebration dance!

Liam: Yes now dance.

Finn: I hate you! You got my girlfriend pregnant and now she obsesses over you!





Liam: HEY! I didn’t pay you to fall on your ass! I want my celebration dance!

Finn: What are you celebrating? Not sleeping with taken women anymore Jerkrcules?

Liam: No! I’m celebrating about this ridiculous story coming to a end!

Finn: You haven’t seen the last of me and my ghettoness!



Liam: Anyways I want my dance!

Finn: No! You knocked my girl!

Liam: So.. You’re just mad cause your little dick wasn’t enough for Rosette.

Finn: I don’t have a little dick! You’re the one with the little dick!

Liam: Doubt that, if my dick was so little then why did she come over to fuck again?

Finn: She what?!

Liam: You heard me. Rosette came over to my friend’s house a few years ago and we had sexy time twice.

Finn: I hate you! You knock her up and I had to raise your evil daughters! I want child support!


Liam: Don’t talk about my kids like that.

Finn: I can if I want to! They are about to be my step daughters. I’m marrying Rosette.

Liam: Good for you but she still loves me.


Liam: Fat?

Finn: Yes FAT BOY! Why are you at the gym for? Getting tired of you man boobs jiggling?

Liam: I don’t have man boobs!

Finn: Yes you do! Want me to buy you a bra?


Liam: Get out of my face. I need to finish.

Finn: Fine, I’ll let you finish working off your man boobs.

Liam: I may have man boobs and they can go away but there’s nothing that you can do about your little dick!




Party time, everyone watch the stripper.



Zinnia: There can only be one stripper at this party and it’s gonna be me!



Zombie: ♪♫ Booty booty booty rockin’ everywhere, rockin’ everywhere. I found you ms new booty. Get it together and bring it back to me! ♪♫







Regret: I bet you can’t drop it like I can mom!

Rosette: Look at my baby! She’s gonna be great stripper like me! All of my daughters are gonna be wonderful strippers!



Dear Liam, Were sending you this pic of us so you’ll have something to hold on to until we meet again. Our kids had grown up and moved out so we will be visiting you in Twinbrook in a few weeks. – Love, Zinnia & Rosette.



Liam: Mmm, nice.




Max: HEY! I haven’t been in this chapter yet! Gotta do my sexy, sexy dance!

Regret: Ugh.. I hate my family…



Acacia: Eww gross Dad!

Max: Don’t like it then don’t look!

Acacia: Why did I even come here?!



Borage: May make your eyes bleed. That’s bad right?



Borage: Oh well.. we will find out.



Rosette: It’s my wedding day and I wish for Liam to show up and marry me instead! Make this happen or I will destroy you!




Death: Hi Rosette, we finally meet.

Rosette: Who invited you?! Are you the one sending us zombies?!

Death: Yes.

Rosette: Stop that!



Zinnia: Hey Death! Let’s dance!

Death: I was here to kill Rosette but I can do that later.

Zinnia: Don’t kill her! I need her besides this party is about fun!

Death: Okay I will spare her but I shall return!



Liam: Hey guys.

Zinnia: Liam? Why are you here? We didn’t send you a invite. I didn’t know you was back in our story.

Liam: I saw pretty lights and Death. I figure I would drop by.



Max: With this ring I will love you and not cheat on you with June ever again. But promise you won’t cheat on me again with Liam standing over there.

Zinnia: With this ring I promise to love you.

Max: And?

Zinnia: I love you!

Max: And not cheat with Liam?

Zinnia: I love you damn it!



Keon: That bitch didn’t even send me a invite..

Acacia: Whoa.. when did you become a zombie?



Max: It’s suddenly day time, let’s cut our cake!

Zinnia: HEY! You’re holding that knife too close to my chest!



Finn: I give you this ring cause you said put a ring on it.

Rosette: Yeah cause if you like what you see then put a ring on it.




Finn: Rose, you’re suppose to help me cut our cake.

Rosette: I wanted their cake, it’s prettier.

Finn: It’s the same kind!

Rosette: But it was already cut…




Zombies: Mmm….cakeeeee.



Zinnia & Zombie: ♪♫  ‘Cause this is thriller. Thriller night And no one’s gonna save you. From the beast about to strike! ♪♫



Dodder & Erica are adults and Ghetto Life and Glitter Bug are teens.



GL: I challenge you to a ninja fight!

GB: You’re on!



Erica: Our cousins are ninja fighting fairies now?

Dodder: Yeah, I think we go leave now.

Erica: Should we tell mom?

Dodder: No, she wouldn’t even notice.



GL: I guess we are the last ones here..

GB: Yeah. It’s kinda sad. We really didn’t get to be in the story.

GL: You think we’ll get spin offs?

GB: I hope so!



Zinnia: Have you seen our kids? They are adults now.

Keon: No I was busy being a zombie.

Zinnia: I knew it! I’m gonna kick you in the nuts!



Zinnia: Now that all of my kids are grown and moved out without telling me and your twins are teens, maybe it’s time to visit Liam in Twinbrook?

Rosette: You know I have been waiting for this day! I wanna see my Liam.

Zinnia: I booked our flight. It leaves in 5 minutes.

Rosette: Let’s go! There better not be no other heffa obsessing over my man. That’s my man!

Zinnia: You’re not gonna stalk him will you?

Rosette: damn right I’m gonna stalk him until he loves me!



Max: Where you girls going? It’s our honeymoon night.

Zinnia: We are taking a trip to Twinbrook for 9 months.

Finn: You’re both gonna go see that fuckin’ guy!

Rosette: NO! Were gonna see AS and teach her to strip.

Max: That’s not hard to do. What’s the truth?

Zinnia: That’s the truth! We can’t send our little AS out into the world of stripping without teaching her the proper skills.

Finn: Fine, but don’t you come home pregnant by that fuckin’ Liam guy! I hate him!

Max: Yeah.. I hate him too.

Rosette: Settle down! No one is coming home pregnant!



Watch out Twinbrook The Montigo sisters are coming!



It’s been fun playing with Zinnia and Rosette but it’s time to move on to Gen 2 with Borage. Amaretto Sour shows in Lei’s story Broken and Erica shows up in Montigo Tango when it switches to Gen 2. Zinnia and Rosette will show up randomly in other stories so you will still see them. Zinnia and Rosette were also apart of daddy/momma swamp with jbfairybird, there you will see their time in Twinbrook.


Bonus shot:

Zinnia and Rosette talked about being strippers. Before this story they were once strippers at a club in Starlight Shores before moving to Riverview to raise their kids. (They made the move to Riverview when their file was messed up)


Look Liam! One hand!

Party Montigo: Chapter 11, Prank Gang

Borage: Girls, you see this face that I’m making? Don’t do this in all of your pics! The duck face is not sexy!

Tequila Sunrise: Who are you talking to?



Rosette: Wow you look like your daddy now.

Borage: Um.. okay?

Rosette: I’m gonna call you Liam 2.0.

Borage: No.. cause that’s not my name. My name is bad enough.

Rosette: Your daddy is sexy and I love him so I’m calling you Liam 2.0!

Borage: No! You’re not going to give me any more stupid names! I don’t even know my dad!

Rosette: Just know that you look like him with pink hair. You’re gonna be sexy!

Borage: I’m already sexy but this convo is starting to get awkward…

Rosette: Whateva! I’m marrying your daddy cause we are in love! You hear that Liam? I’M GOING TO MARRY YOU AND WE WILL BE TOGETHER FOREVER AND EVER!



No we ain’t woman!

Hey magic well! Turn me into a beautiful fairy! …. It didn’t work. Gimme my money back!!



Max: Hey sexy… I was just thinking about you. How you been good looking?

Finn: What the fuck….



I don’t look suspicious at all.



This is going to be funny. This person never did a thing to me but I’m still going to prank them cause I never knew my dad.







What’s with my kids and pranks? Father disappointed!



Zinnia: You look like a slave working for Masta!

Keon: Oh..

Zinnia: Never fear! I will unslave you with my good fashion taste!

Keon: Ok I guess..


Zinnia: Now you look like you should be in jail! I did a good job! You went from slave negro to jail negro!

Keon: I should be offended by that..

Zinnia: It’s cool! My mom is a negro genie!

Keon: Doesn’t make it any better..



Acacia: Hey August since your brother and all, you should join us for random pranking.

August: I can’t.. My mom said I’m banned from hanging with you all.

Acacia: But you’re my brother…

August: Yeah but my mom said you’re being raised by idiots and doesn’t want any idiotness passed to me..

Acacia: So you’re saying that I’m a idiot?

August: No.. just my mom.

Acacia: I’m going to kill her.

August: Do it before she has another baby and name it October…



Acacia: So is this the first house?

Celsia: Yep.

Tequila Sunrise: But why are we pranking this house?

Amaretto Sour: Cause they lack in fashion! Look at them. And their house is ugly.

Borage: But they are some lovely ladies. I want to get their number.

Celsia: Ugh really Bora? Keep your dick in your pants! We are pranking them cause they have a ugly house!

Borage: But the ladies….

Celsia: Screw the ladies!

Borage: *smirks* Gladly… I’ll give all the ladies some of this Borage loving.



Proud of you, son.



Amaretto Sour: Take that ugly house!

Woman: Why are you throwing eggs at my house!

Amaretto Sour: Your house is offensive to all 5 of my senses!

Woman: That… That doesn’t make any sense.

Amaretto Sour: Doesn’t have to! Your house is ugly!






Stupid house! Let’s ring the doorbell and run so they’ll come outside and get eaten by a zombie!



AHAHAHAHAHA! This is fun!



Rosette: I knew I shouldn’t had wore this tacky outfit. The baby hates it!

Celsia: Auntie! You’re giving birth now!

Rosette: Oh.. so that’s why I’m in pain. I thought it was cause the baby hates my tacky outfit!

Acacia: You can not be serious…



Oh no… I’m going through the change!



Zinnia: Yay! My baby is coming a woman and she can bring me lots of grand babies!

Celsia: This is amazing!

Tequila Sunrise: Are you about to turn into a butterfly?



Guys? Still giving birth over here! Did you forget about me? I WANT MY LIAM!!!



Finally, I am woman. Where’s Regret?



Braiiiiinnnsss… Wait. None here. Why did I even bother coming here knowing brainless people live here… Why did I become a zombie on my twins’ birthday? Damn you EA!



Hey peoples! I’m back! I’m a woman now and my vag bleeds for 5 days and I don’t die from it!



Regret: Yay a party but I’m just here to rescue Acacia.


Martini: Please take me with you! I’m your little sister!

Regret: Sorry kid! Acai and I plan to have wild drunk orgy parties!



Rosette and Finn had twins. The boy was born first. Finn named him Ghetto Life. Rosette named the girl Glitter Bug since she was sparkly.

Rosette: Stupid well! I said turn me into a fairy! Not my baby!



Finn: Happy birthday babygirl! I got you this ghettolicious house cause daddy loves you!

Regret: Thank you daddy! I guess you’re not a asshole after all!



Dodder and Erica aged as well.

Dodder: Totally sucks that our dad became a zombie on our birthday.

Erica: I think it’s cool!



Do the Smustle!



Am I doing it right?


It’s been fun and all but Thursday will be the final chapter for Party Montigo. Were moving on to Gen 2 with Borage in his story “Love For the Ladies”

Party Montigo: Chapter 10, Chocolate Drops

Both: Whatever you do, don’t put the blame on you. Blame it on the rain, yeah yeah. Blame it on the rain, yeah yeah. Blame it on the rain, yeah yeah.


Finn and Rosette decided to get freaky in the photo booth. There was a chime.


Finn: My thighs look awful… I need to work out more.. I’m a shame.

Rosette: What?

Finn: I said you look fat!

Rosette: Wow. Rude.


Zinnia: Nope! I am not marrying you after you kisses frog lips over there!

Max: Oh c’mon! She kissed me!

Zinnia: Don’t care! I am mad at you for 5 days!

Max: You’re pregnant and I don’t remember getting you pregnant!!


Max: Hey June, were breaking up cause I wanna marry my wife again.

June: WHAT?! I thought we had something special!

Max: Sorry.. it’s better this way. I want remarry my wife.

June: You freed me from the well, I birthed your sons, I have no friends, everyone hates me and YOU want to break up?!

Max: Sorry?

June: ASSHOLE! I’m moving out and taking the boys!


Hell yeah! It’s my bachelor party!



Finn: These strippers suck! They don’t even take their clothes off! SCREW YOU EA!



I guess I will take a sip.. My idiot parents don’t even care if I turn into a raging drunk at 16.




Finn: That’s my girl!



Rosette: I see that you are back in our story.

Liam: I’m not Liam.. I’m a doppelganger.

Rosette: I know that you’re Liam, you just changed your clothes. You have very bad fashion taste. Red was last season’s color.

Liam: It’s my workout gear.

Rosette: There is no gym here! Anyways I’m pregnant.

Liam: Is it mines?

Rosette: No.

Liam: Then I don’t care.

Rosette: I hope I give you ugly babies in your story!



Apparently Zinnia gave birth to twins named Dodder and Erica. She calls them her chocolate drops.

Zinnia: Wait…there’s a baby in this crib already. I have no idea what I’m doing…



This party is still going on. Why does Max look like Micheal from the Smooth Criminal video?



Birthday for the twins. Max parties alone by the wall.



Dodder Montigo-Seaman



Erica Montigo-Seaman



I finally freed from this awful place. Child services is sending me to a boarding school 2 days before I become a YA. Free at last! Free at last! And what’s wrong with that baby?



Dodder thinking: So what do I do with this thing?



Max: Of course I know those chocolate babies aren’t mines but will you marry me, again?

Zinnia: Yes I’ll marry you…again!

Max: This is like my third time asking you to marry me, I’m happy!



Birthday time for Liam’s kids. Rosette parties alone at the party wall.

Rosette: I really hate this wall!



Where is everyone? I feel awkward now…



Liam’s kids are all teens now. Trouble is coming.



Rosette: Hi Liam!

Matius: I’m not Liam..

Rosette: Then who is this?

Matius: It’s Matius.

Rosette: Hey Matty! What are you doing?

Matius: I’m busy being naked. What do you want?

Rosette: You’re naked? That’s hot! Send me a pic!

Matius: WHAT?! I’m your cousin!

Rosette: I’m Zinnia’s clone.. so technically you’re not my sexy cousin.

Matius: You came from her DNA so yeah, you’re my COUSIN!

Rosette: Well ever heard of kissing cousins?

Matius: Yes and I’m not kissing you!

Rosette: C’mon Matty!

Matius: No!

Rosette: Malix was adopted so he’s not blood related. Send his naked pics to me!

Matius: I’m hanging up now.

Rosette: Wait! No!

Rosette: Hello??

Rosette: Screw you Matty!


Extra photo: Erica being cute.

Party Montigo: Chapter 9, Marry Me

Zinnia: If you wanna be my lover, you gotta give me some cheese! Make it last forever, grilled cheese never ends!

Finn: If you wanna be my lover, I’m very available! Rosette is too easy, but that’s the way it is!

Both: Yo I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha!



Rosette: Hey random guy, marry me!

Finn: OMG! I’ll marry you even tho you still don’t know my name!

Rosette: I know your name now, but you have a stupid name!

Finn: Shut up and put a ring on it!



Zinnia: WHAT?! You’re gonna marry her?! I thought we had something special!

Finn: Yeah… I am dating her kinda.. Why you trippin’! You got a man!

Zinnia: That’s besides the point!!!



*sniffs* I’m gonna kill them both!



I’m gonna marry a rich girl and then I’m gonna kill her with a giant diamond. I’ll see her ghost and then I’ll have my lifetime wish granted!



Cowplant: Hey, want some cake?

Finn: Oh do I! I love cake! He want that cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake.

Cowplant: Don’t start with that song again!



Finn: Hey quit playing yo! Give me the fuckin’ cake!

Cowplant: Come get it!

Finn: I’m trying!






* splat*

Cowplant: Gross! You taste like a dirty hippie on crack!

Finn: I ain’t no hippie! I’m ghetto fabulous!

Cowplant: White boy please….

Finn: Ghetto liiiiiiiiiiife!



Zinnia:  I got a frog… What do I do with it? Cook it?

Frog: NO!! Just gimme a little kiss.

Zinnia: Will I get warts?

Frog: No.. just kiss me already!

Zinnia: Okay!



Zinnia: OMG! That frog turn into a chocolate man!

Keon: Hi my name is Keon Seaman. I am here to love you.

Zinnia: Cool, I got some chocolate semen!

Keon: No it’s Keon Seaman.

Zinnia: Semen?

Keon: NO! SeaMAN!

Zinnia: Semen! Chocolate semen!

Keon: I give up…



Keon: Ready for my chocolate loving?

Zinnia: Yeah! I’m ready for some chocolate semen! But why are you wearing a bra? And where’s the rest of your body??!

Keon: No time to explain! Let’s get nasty!



June goes into labor… Wait? She was pregnant?



You were pregnant this whole time??? Are you a ninja when it comes to pregnancy???



June gives birth to another boy named September.



Rosette: Whatcha doing?

Regret: Writing a letter to child services of how horrible parents you guys are and I will finally get freed from this place.

Rosette: Carry on.



Max: Promise that you’ll never cheat on me again?

Zinnia: I might try.

Max: That’s good enough for me.



Max: Please marry me…again?

Zinnia: Sure, I got nothing else better to do.



WOOOOO! Underwear party outside! Strip down and dance with us!



The girls both got jobs as stylists

Zinnia: That’s better! Now you don’t look like a cheap gay prostitute in the ghetto anymore.



Rosette: Fabulous! Now you look like a high class gay prostitute!

Jon: Wait…. what?



I just wanna watch the world burn……



Zinnia: I think our kid is setting the door on fire.

Max: Let’s sneak prozac in her food.

Acacia: You do realize that I’m standing right here.

Max: Shit.



Finn: Hey kid.. gimme your bowl of food.

Regret: No get your own.

Finn: I’m yo’ daddy!

Regret: So…

Finn: So gimme your food.

Regret: Get your own bowl, asshole!

Finn: Don’t make me regret creating you.


Finn: I should of named you greedy instead.



It’s time for September’s birthday.



Time for the party wall! WOOOO!




Little September, he takes after June. Max is the father.