Party Montigo: Chapter 13, We’re back!

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“What the hell are you wearing, GB? You look like slut!”

“A cheap slut or a expensive slut? This is a important question! I have to keep mom proud.”

“Doesn’t matter!!! Go put some pants on! You can’t walk around in your panties!”

“But daddy, these ARE shorts!” 

“Yeah, slut shorts!”

“Whatever…hater.”

 

 

 

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“I’m so tired of all of this moving! I wanted to stay in Moonlight Falls and play with the fairies.”

“Why couldn’t we move to Twinbrook, Zin? That’s where my boo lives. I don’t wanna live with mom and daddy!”

“Mom said we wanted us here cause we had more babies and were terrible parents.”

“What does she know? My kids are still alive, shouldn’t that count for something?”

 

 

 

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“Yes! We live near a beach.. Maybe I can drown my stupid cousins.” 

“Fifi, what are you talking about? Are you plotting evil again?” 

“Yay sand!” 

 

 

 

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“Taco.. the water just got warmer. Please tell me that you didn’t just pee?!”

“Maybe..”

“Eww you’re so gross! I’m telling mommy on you!”

“Go ahead.. Mommy doesn’t care.. She pees in the pool all the time anyway.”

 

 

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“Mommy?”

 

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“Um… mommy! Mommy! Hey mommy! Hey! Mommy?!”

 

 

 

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“What the hell do you want now Fifi? Can’t I just enjoy myself for once. I don’t need to actually be a “mommy” right now. Your Grandmama isn’t watching!”

“Hey Zin, I think I see a shark over there. I should tell Finn to swim towards the shark.”

 

 

 

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“What the fuck, Finn! Move! I’m nothing trying to couple skate with you! I’m only going to couple skate with my Liam and you ain’t so move your ass!”

“Ugh I hate that guy! You’re married to me and you still wanna claim him as yours! He doesn’t even like you!”

“Yes he does! In fact he loves me! He told me so, you can suck it!”

“When was this?”

“When he last fucked me. He told me that he loved me when we made sweet love!”

“No he does love fucking loose sluts! There’s a difference!”

“You’re just a hater and you just mad cause I don’t like you!”

“Fuck you!”

“No, fuck you!”

 

 

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“I told you to move out the way Finn!”

“I’m trying to avoid your skanky ass but your slut powers are pulling me in!”

“If I was such a skanky slut then why you keep fucking me?!”

“Maybe I like fucking my slut for a WIFE!”

“Well wanna go fuck then?”

“NO! You’re just gonna make me wear that stupid Liam mask again!”

“I just don’t like your face!”

 

 

 

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“Look mom, I can skate backwards now.”

“Oh you think you’re the shit now? You think you’re better than me?”

“No..”

“Bitch.”

 

 

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“This is how you do it! I’m better at this that you, Tini.”

“I guess so..”

“I think know! I gonna work my skating moves for my boo!”

“Daddy?”

“Who else you stupid bitch!”

 

 

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“Move bitches, sexy is coming.”

“Go away fat ass!”

“Watch it Uncle Max! You almost ran into me!”

“I told you hos to get out the way. I gotta make my grand appearance!”

“Nobody likes you fat ass! You’re not even a Montigo! Go away! This story is about ME!”

“It’s about us mom.”

“Shut your cocksucker, bitchtini!”

“What’s wrong with your neck, Rose?”

“What’s wrong with your face and fat ass, Max?!”

 

 

 

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“Hey! You’re not even skating, GL. That’s cheating!”

“I’m aware that I am not skating. I am Fae, I have no use for skates.”

“Then go away! You’re a show off.”

“How am I showing off, Uncle Maxwell?”

“You..just are!”

“Your argument is invalid. Have a good day, Uncle Maxwell.”

“How many times I told you to stop calling me MAXWELL! It’s just MAX!”

“My apologies, Uncle Maxwell.”

“Damn it, Ghetto Life!! STAHP!”

 

 

 

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“What’s your purpose of skating if you’re still gonna fly around in a circle?”

“It’s good exercise for my wings, mother.”

“That’s stupid! Go be a gay fairy boy something else.”

“Well mother, I am very happy to spend the day with my family. I believe by your comment you’re implying that I am a homosexual. I can assure dear mother, I am not. Although I am very secure with my sexual orientation. You should probably have your neck checked out. I have a list of doctors that I recommend.”

“Nobody asked you to be a smartass GL! Ain’t nobody got time for that!”

“Mother, Ain’t isn’t a word. I do believe you mean, Aren’t. Mother, you have horrific grammar.”

“SHUT YOUR COCK SUCKING MOUTH GL I DIDN’T ASK YOU TO BE MY ENGLISH TEACHER!”

 

 

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“I move and I still have the same job? How is this possible. I hate singing for idiots. I gotta drive this barbie car just to sing to a stupid vampire. Why are there vampires living where it’s always sunny? Idiots.”

 

 

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*sigh* “Where is that human at? I requested a cheer up song. I am sad. Andre and I aren’t getting along for unknown reasons.”

 

 

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“It’s almost time for me to go to work now.. in the kitchen.. like a woman. I’m a vampire, why am I cooking food when I don’t even eat it. I guess I needed the money. I’m sexy. I could be a stripper instead.”

 

 

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“Vampire, I’m here. Why did you have me to meet you in the graveyard. Weirdo. Ready for your cheer up song you creepy emo vamper?”

 

 

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“I have no idea of why I’m here with Quincy in this graveyard. Maybe cause Andre went ape shit at the house. Anyway, we gotta go to work now, human. You’re late. No money for you.”

 

 

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“Going to work now, all sad. I really needed that cheer up song. Maybe Andre and I can work things out.”

 

 

 

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“Stupid vampers wasting my time. I’m going home to fuck my slut wife.”

 

 

 

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“Okay Rosebud, don’t let go my hands. These old bones can’t take a fall.”

“I’m gonna put you in the home when you get all old and crust if we fall down, daddy! I gotta stay perfect for Liam!”

 

*falls*

 

 

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“Damn it daddy! I’m broken now! LIAM WON’T LOVE ME!”

“Rosebud sweetie, you seriously need to let go of this Liam guy. He doesn’t sound like he wants to be with you. You have that nice guy Finn whom you married.”

“Daddy! I don’t like Finn! You know I don’t like white boys!”

“Rosebud, isn’t Liam white?”

“SHUT UP DADDY! YOU DON’T KNOW NOTHING!”

 

 

 

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“C’mere stupid bird! I wanna be your friend.”

 

 

 

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“Don’t you try to bite me either or I’ll kick you in the nuts!”

 

 

 

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“See there dumb bird! We can best friends! I never had a pet before. Mama said I would kill it but she’s wrong!”

 

 

 

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“You’re so cute. I have the perfect name for you. I shall call you Mr. Liam! You like that name stupid bird?”

 

 

 

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“Then it’s settle, your name is Mr. Liam and I’m gonna love you forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever just like the real Liam. He’s your daddy!”

 

 

 

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“And if you ever leave me, Mr.Liam.. I will kill you, bake you and have you for dinner! NEVER LEAVE ME MR.LIAM!”

 

 

 

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“Mom has lost it.. She’s talking to a bird now.. I feel for that poor bird.”

 

 

 

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“Now I’m gonna teach you to take shits on Finn’s car because I hate him.”

 

 

 

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“See there’s Finn, go attack!”

 

 

 

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“I got you this tree house for you Mr. Liam. I hope you love it. It’s near my room so we’ll never be apart from each other.”

 

 

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“What the fuck you are looking at, Zion?”

 

 

 

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“Mama is going to be pissed that you brought in a bird into the house. She said you’re not allow to have any pets. You’re not responsible  You can’t even raise your kids right, that’s why you’re living here in the first place.”

 

 

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“Whatever! Those other kids are still alive I think. I’m going to have more with Liam and there’s nothing you can do about it! I’m keeping the bird. He’s my friend and you’re just jealous cause you’re a gay mama’s boy!”

 

 

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“OH NO! I just thought what if the real Liam gets jealous Mr. Liam?! He might not love me anymore and think I love Mr. Liam more! Maybe I shouldn’t keep the bird! But… they both LOVE me! What should I do!”

 

 

 

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“You’re a idiot. Go away.”

 

 

 

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“Pardon me, Glitter Bug but I quite don’t understand the game that you are playing. What are the rules and guidelines that I must oblige to before participate?”

 

 

 

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“Well you take this stick and then you knock over the trolls. Who knock over the most trolls, wins.”

 

 

 

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“That seems a bit childish I must say, knocking over trolls with a wooden stick. My apologies my dear sister, but I must pass on this game.”

 

 

 

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“Eh, you would suck at this game anyway.”

 

 

 

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“Hey Zin, got a sec? I gotta tell you something.”

“Sure… I was asleep..”

 

 

 

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“Hold up, I gotta take this call.”

“You woke me up and then ignore me to answer your phone? You stupid bitch.. You could of let me sleep if you were just gonna go do whatever. This better not be about Liam again.”

 

 

 

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“Hi Liam! I miss you so much boo! I can’t wait until we’ll finally in each arms again like were suppose to be! Did you miss me, my love?”

 

 

 

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“What do you mean, you meant to call Tini instead? That bitch is boring! Talk to me, boo! Don’t you love me anymore?”

“I’m getting sick of this Rose…”

“Shut up Zin! I’m talking to my love! You’re jealous cause he didn’t call you! …No no boo.. I was telling Zinnia that she’s a hater!”

 

 

 

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“Hey daddy.. I’m fine. How are you? How are you on the phone with me and mom at the same time?”

 

 

 

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“Oh yeah I forgot all about 3 way calling. I thought a 3 way calling was a 3 person orgasm when having a threesome.”

 

 

 

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“Well since mom wants to talk about how she’s better at sucking your dick than Aunt Zinnia.. I’m gonna hang up and let you two talk.”

 

 

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“I guess this place is okay. I wonder how many bodies can be hidden in the ocean.”

 

 

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“Since you are now our personal bartender, I want you to order a huge bag of roofies and put them in everyone’s drink. Don’t put them in my drink or I’ll kick your face in. We can be best friends.”

 

 

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“Ms. Rosette, I can’t do that. That is not right.”

 

 

 

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“I would like a drink. A roofie-free drink please. Tequila use to put those in my drinks. Those suck ass! So easy on the roofies, please.”

 

 

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“I don’t care what you can or can’t do. Order the fucking roofies cause I have big plans!”

 

 

 

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“And when Finn orders a drink, add poison to his.”

 

 

 

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“I don’t understand why stay married to Finn if you hate him so much.”

 

 

 

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“I married him because I was hoping it would make Liam jealous and he would come back and stop the wedding. He didn’t but I still married Finn only for available sex when Liam isn’t around. That’s the only reason why I married Finn. The sex is great but I hate his face. I make him wear a mask that looks like Liam’s face. Maybe I just make Finn start wearing Liam’s clothes, tan his skin and make him wear black wig.”

 

 

 

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“Wow mom… that’s kinda creepy. Seriously.”

 

 

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“Let’s dance!”

“It’s only early in the morning, I guess we can get our party on.”

 

 

 

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“You’re not a Montigo unless you start your day with drinking and dancing!”

“Yeah you said it mom!”

 

 

 

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“Do you have any idea what time it is? The music is too loud. It woke me up!”

 

 

 

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“We can’t tell time!”

 

 

 

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“Should I turn up the music even louder? I think the whole neighborhood should party with us!”

 

 

 

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“Hell yeah! It’s never too early or late to party with the Montigos!”

 

 

 

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“Are you 2 morons? It’s 7 in the fucking morning! NO ONE is wanting to party at this hour! Go to bed!”

 

 

 

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“Shut up Finn! Who cares what time it is. The only time I know is party time and sexy time!”

 

 

 

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“I’m….so…tired… Passing…out…now…”

 

 

 

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“ZzZzZzZZZZzZZzZzZzZzzZZzZzZZz”

 

 

 

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“Finn, passed out. Should we go help him?”

“No, keep dancing!”

 

 

 

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“We should check on him. He might be hurt.”

“I don’t care about Finn. I only care about my sexy Liam boo.”

 

 

 

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“Liam this, Liam that. I hate that fucking guy. If I see him again, I’m gonna punch him in his big Gelman nose!”

 

 

 

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“YOU BETTER NOT HURT MY LIAM OR I WILL KILL YOU! HOW DARE YOU THREATEN TO BREAK MY PERFECT BOO!”

 

 

 

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“I don’t understand why you’re so hung on this jerk! He doesn’t care about you! He’s just toying with you! He doesn’t love you. I love you! Why can’t you see that! I married you because.. I LOVE YOU ROSETTE RO’SHAYE MONTIGO!I know I say nasty things to you only cause you piss me off!”

 

 

 

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“I don’t give a fuck rather you love me or not! I DON’T love you Finn! In fact I HATE you! I hate everything about you! I hate your face! I hate your blonde hair! I hate your stupid job! And I hate your stupid kids that I had with you! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I only have love for Liam! Why can’t you see that!”

 

 

 

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“You don’t really mean that. You married me for reason… You had to love me at some point. Maybe you’ll love me again?”

 

 

 

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“I never loved you Finn. I only married you to make Liam jealous and get free sex from you. Now go put on your Liam mask. All this fighting made me horny.”

 

 

 

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“I want to know which idiot brought a bird into this house. I said no pets.”

 

 

 

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“I dunno… Don’t look at me.”

 

 

 

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“Rose, don’t even act like you don’t have anything to do with that. It has a sign that say, “Back off of Mr. Liam, bitches.””

 

 

 

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“Shut up you fucking asshole! Ugh I hate you so much you stupid tattle telling mama’s boy!”

 

 

 

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“Rosette Ro’Shaye! We do not use such language in this house, young lady! You have such a filthy mouth on you. I told you need to conduct yourself and act like a proper lady if you’re going to live under my roof.” 

 

 

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“Mama, I am a fucking lady! I gots class! Lots of it!” * belches loudly*

 

 

 

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“Gen, let Rosebud keep the bird. I think the bird is lovely and Rosebud seems to like the little fella too. She’s always wanted a pet since she was a little girl. I think our granddaughters would like the pet bird as well. They been asking about a puppy.”

 

 

 

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“These pancakes. These pancakes… are awesome! Gen can throw down on some pancakes!”

 

 

 

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“Rosette isn’t responsible often to care for a pet. She can barely care for own children. Our daughters are idiots, I couldn’t trust them to watch a glass of water. That filthy bird has to go at once. I cannot it to stay here. I will have none of this. That bird is as disgusting as our daughters’ choice of clothing. That is not something a proper lady should be wearing!”

 

 

 

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“What’s wrong with my clothes, mama? I bet Liam will find it sexy.”

 

 

 

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“C’mon Gen, let’s her Rosebud keep her bird. She named him after that Liam guy. She misses him, if we make her get rid of the bird she might go mental.”

 

 

 

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“I guess the filthy bird can stay in order to keep Rosette from going more crazy than she already is. I don’t see what’s the big deal about this male. I’ve met this Liam Gelman back in Starlight Shores when I went to spend Christmas with our idiot grandson Borage. Liam is certainly not a proper gentleman that I want our daughters to have anymore involvement with. They spoke of visiting him his home and birthing more children with this man. I told the girls that I will not allow this. I will make sure they will not go forwarded with their plan to conceive another child with this man. I hate that Borage looks up to him, it makes me sad inside that Borage lacked any good influence in his life.”

 

 

 

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“Speaking of Liam… I need to send him that email and tell him what happen.”

 

 

 

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Hey Liam, it’s me Zinnia. I know were suppose to be in Twinbrook a while ago but things got crazy. We were about to head that way but Rosette forgot her plane ticket. I wasn’t feeling good and we missed our plane by the time Rosette found her ticket.  Before buying another ticket I found I was already pregnant by Max and Rosette learned she was pregnant by Finn. We then moved to Moonlight Falls and gave birth. My parents found about the new babies and were pissed when they heard another Rosette pissing off a witch lady who curse her unborn twins. They are now occults. My parents moved us to Sunlit Tides to help raise our daughters. The girls are older now and we can come now but my mom doesn’t like the idea of us having kids with you again. We’ll have to sneak out but we will be there soon. – Zinnia

 

 

 

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Fajita (left) is a witch. Taco (middle) is a Imaginary Friend. Fiona (right) is a genie, inherited from Zinnia.

 

Special notes:

Liam called Rosette and Martini at the same time.

Zinnia was actually chatting with Liam on the computer.

Party Montigo has different timeline than Love For The Ladies. It’s further into the future.

Fiona, Taco and Fajita will not be the heirs for Gen 2.

Fiona, Taco and Fajita were born before Zinnia and Rosette appeared in Quest For Immortality

Ghetto Life is the only child Rosette had who turned out to be smart. He’s her only son in this current timeline.

Rosette is still crazy.

 

Party Montigo: Extras Part 2

Liam thinking: She can play the guitar well. I having that she can play with.

 

 

 

Liam: Hi June.

Acacia: June, whatever you do.. Stay away from that guy…

June: Okay.

 

 

 

 

Damn.. blocked  by a child.. Still want that girl. I’m in love.

 

 

I wonder why Rosette insisted that I only use this bathroom. She’s kinda strange.. It’s a nice bathroom tho. This tub is nice but odd.

 

 

The side of this tub is made out of glass. Hmm.. Wait a minute.. I know why.. She installed cameras in here!

 

 

Rosette over the intercom: OMG LIAM! YOU’RE DROWNING!

 

 

Rosette over the intercom: Thank goodness you’re alive Liam! I thought you were drowning!

Liam: So you can see me?

Rosette over the intercom: Yes! Now shake your penis!

 

 

June: And CDs and stuff!

Liam: Right. So do I have a chance with you?

 

 

No little brat! That titty milk is for Liam only, so hands off!

 

 

You can have a vodka & sprite or cake. Take your pick, kid. The titty milk is off limits so stop trying, Girl-Liam! IT’S FOR DADDY-LIAM!

 

 

June: Liam totally dropped his towel in front of me and winked at me.

Max: Okay.. but did you fuck him too?

 

 

That’s right world.. I was the one who taught Celsia how to walk.

 

 

 

Liam: No, you can’t enter.

Rosette: And why the fuck not?

Liam: Just cause…

Rosette: Who’s in there? Zinnia?! That hoslut better not be in there!

 

 

Rosette: I hate the way you eat. I hate this house. I hate your clothes. I love you.

Liam: nom nom nom nom

 

 

Rosette: Let’s get married in Sunlit Tides!

Liam: No.

Rosette: I’ll kill you if we don’t.

 

 

Rosette: Lemme take naked pics of you.

Liam: You have enough.

Rosette: I WANT MORE!!!!

Liam: Okay okay okay…

 

 

Liam: Zinnia:

Rosette: What about her?

Liam: Where is she?

Rosette: Why? I’m here. You love me!

Liam: Was hoping for a threesome.

Rosette: I have second personality, there’s your threesome!

 

 

Rosette: OMG Liam! You’re so gross and nasty! You don’t flush! You don’t clean! Just so nasty! Ugh! I love you no matter what boo!

 

 

 

Liam: What are you doing?

Tequila Sunrise: Oh nothing. Don’t sit yet.

Liam: Okay.

 

 

Rosette: Stop your evil shit, Girl-Liam! How dare you prank my man like that! First you try to still his titty milk when you were a baby, now this?! Ungrateful evil kid! Stay away from my man!

Tequila Sunrise: But… he’s my dad.

Rosette: Oh yeah.. stop being evil!

Tequila Sunrise: Stop being a horrible mom!

Rosette: You know I will always be a horrible mom! Deal with it!

 

 

 

Rosette: I’m sleepy! Liam let me sleep with you again!

Liam: You should go home with your family now.

Finn: So you been here with him? You cheated on me with jerkules AGAIN?

Zinnia: Busted!

 

 

Finn: Why Rose! I loved you!

Rosette: You know I don’t like you! Don’t act brand new!

 

 

Amaretto Sour: You’re the weirdest kid I ever known.

August: Cause I’m always happy?

Amaretto Sour: How can you be happy living here? You smoke? Please share!

 

 

Finn: How many times did you fucked jerkules behind my back?

Rosette: You know I can’t count!

 

 

Amaretto Sour: Something exciting is happening over there. Let’s all look excited about something.

 

 

Celsia: Whips and chains!

Amaretto Sour: Poles and G strings!

Borage: Drunk ladies and roofies!

 

Shiny things!

 

 

Tequila Sunrise: Ugh Mom! Put some pants on! I’m trying to eat here! I don’t wanna see your ass all hanging out!

Rosette: SHUT YOUR MOUTH GIRL-LIAM! I’m waiting for Liam to show up! I gotta be ready and sexy!

Tequila Sunrise: Dad needs to get a restraining order against you!

 

 

 

Acacia: Since I’m the only smart one in this family, take my advice. Never dye your hair black.

Borage: Why?

Acacia: Be my guest if you want to wake up to find Rosette in your bed thinking you are your dad.

Borage: She’s already hit on me a few times….

Acacia: LOL

 

 

 

Celsia: What are we standing here waiting for?

Borage: I’m waiting for the ladies. I know they are looking for my sexy self.

Celsia: They are not looking for your dumb ass. They are avoiding you!

Borage: You’re just a jealous hag! You’ll never be as sexy as me. Hate on hatette.

Celsia: I hate you.

 

 

Rosette: AC, you’re smart? You can read AND write?

Acacia: Yes. What was left of mom’s genius was passed on to me.

Celsia: I think I got some of it too!

Acacia: You didn’t. I have it all. I’m going to a top college.

Celsia: I did too! Cause Borage sure didn’t get any! He’s a idiot!

 

 

Celsia: My grades are good, I swear! Some smart was passed on to me but not Borage. You’re not the only one AC.

Rosette: There’s no hope for any of mines. My kids are all idiots.

 

 

Tequila Sunrise: What are you doing?!

Borage: Testing out my sweet dance moves for the ladies. When I move to Starlight Shores, all the ladies wanna piece of this.

Tequila Sunrise: I doubt it!

Borage: Whatever hag! Since I’m a genie I’ll tell the ladies if the rub my dick 3 times I can grant them a wish. One great night me!

Tequila Sunrise: Ugh! You’re so gross!

Borage: Shut up hag-face! You’re just gonna be one of those easy drunk hags too. These lines will work on you too, hagzilla!

Rosette: I hate all these kids…

 

 

Damn it Liam! Save me from all these idiots already! I picked out my wedding dress too for our wedding in Sunlit Tides!

Party Montigo: Extras Part 1

These were shots that weren’t used in the previous chapters.

 

Zinnia: Eww Rosette! Change your hair and clothes! You look like a cheap 80’s whore!

Rosette: Whatever! I look good!

 

 

Max: Awww this place looks great for raising a nice peaceful family with no chaos in.

Rosette: That’s unlikely.

Max: Why you say that?

Rosette: Cause I’m here.

Max: Right.

 

Zinnia: Get out of my shot Rose! This story is about me!

Rosette: Uh uh! I’m in it too!

Zinnia: Only cause the game glitched!

 

 

I AM SO BORED!! WHERE IS THE CHAOS AT?!!!

 

 

I should go drown myself.

 

 

Owwies.. I got a eyelash in my pretty eyes. I need Zin to help me. IMA BLIND!

 

 

Max: I got it out. I don’t need Zin. I don’t need her for anything. I should run away and join the circus. She can raise that bald baby by herself. I’ll be a free man! Free at last! Free to do what I want, when I want! I will no longer be Zin’s puppet. She can suck it!

Zinnia: I heard that.

Max: I didn’t mean it. I NEED YOU!!!

 

 

Liam: Hi little girl, I’m going to ruin one of your cousin’s lives later on.

Acacia: Gah!

 

 

I’m totally going yo start stalking and obsess over this guy.

 

 

 

Liam: Whoa. The dishes disappeared.

Zinnia: I’m a genie!

Liam: Really? So you can grant wishes?

Zinnia: I’m not a good genie.

 

 

Liam: I can show you a wonderful time. It will be a night to remember.

Zinnia: Shut it and get naked already. Max will figure out that we don’t need milk soon.

 

 

Zinnia: Rose, I can see you peeking through the door. I told you to fuck off! You can’t touch him!

Rosette: That’s unfair you tramp!

 

 

Zinnia: Damn it’s hot in here.

Max: THIS FIRE TOO CLOSE TO ME!!!

Rosette: OMG! LIAM IS STUCK IN THE TABLE!!! WE GOTTA HELP HIM!

 

 

Liam: It appears I stepped in some water.

Zinnia: Cut the crap, Liam. We know you just peed on yourself.

Rosette: It’s okay boo. I don’t care if you still pee on yourself. I will love you forever and forever! I will even change your diapers!

 

 

Zinnia: Like my invisible car?

Liam: Yeah, it’s cool.

Zinnia: This is my 1245th invisible car, I keep losing them.

Liam: I’m surprised that you can count that high.

 

 

Zinnia: Your fat babies are killing my back , Liam!

Rosette: Are you checking out her ass?

Liam: Of course.

Rosette: The only ass that you’re gonna be checking out is MINES!

 

 

Liam: I don’t think you ladies should be drinking while pregnant…

Rosette: SHUT YOUR MOUTH LIAM! WE DRANK DURING OUR WHOLE PREGNANCIES! OUR BABIES WILL BE OKAY!

Liam: I’m just saying…

Rosette: RUM & COKE MAKES BABIES SMART!!

 

 

Zinnia: Just take me home with you. I hate living with these idiots. I can help with the kids.

Liam: You’re hot but I can’t do that..

Zinnia: Please? Save me! Save me from Rosette! I created that monster!

 

 

Throw your hands up if you’re a true player

 

 

 

Liam: Aren’t you going in?

Zinnia: No! You’re trying to trick me!

Liam: How?

Zinnia: That’s a mental hospital! My mom tried that once!

Liam: If that’s a mental hospital then I think were at the right place.

 

 

Next month: Return of Party Montigo!

I decided to bring back Party Montigo with Gen 2. After returning home from Twinbrook Zinnia and Rosette moved their families to Moonlight Falls.

Zinnia became pregnant by her husband Max with little Fiona while Rosette became pregnant with twins Taco and Fajita by Fin. During Rosette’s pregnancy she ate a lot of Mexican food. Rosette’s hunger during this pregnancy was tad outrageous and she would throw fits if she food wasn’t served fast enough. Rosette wasn’t too nice to the workers at the Mexican due to ‘slow service’ in her eyes. This made them very angry with her. Rosette resulted to beating up a few waiters and attacking the all you can eat nacho bar when she felt they were taking too long with her meal of tacos and fajitas. One day Rosette’s rants and fits were too much for the owner who happens to be a witch. The angry witch casts a spell on Rosette’s unborn babies turning them into a occult. Delivery was extremely painful for Rosette  as she gave birth to twin girls. The next months were insane as the twins caused chaos within house while only being a few weeks old. Rosette was convinced that her babies were evil and left one night. Zinnia finds a letter from Rosette saying that she left for Twinbrook to win Liam’s heart.

 

Zinnia and Max began to start having parties again as the chaos suddenly stopped once Rosette left. Zinnia and Max didn’t care that Rosette was gone but this left Fin upset and he later disappears without a word. The girls aged and watched Zinnia and Max party and drink most of the time. By the time the girls became teenagers they plotted to run away from home. The twins wanted to find their Mother so they could continue to torment her like they did as infants. Fiona tagged along with her cousins as they ran away from home.

All three girl inherit their parent’s absent mindedness and forgot why they even ran away from home in the first place. Fiona is the only one of the 3 who has a few more brain cells than her cousins. She often reminds them of their mission to find Rosette. After sneaking into a college party the girls felt that they find their calling. They abandoned their mission and want to open a strip club inside of their home.

 

Gen 2 will start with them as teenagers. As far as the other siblings, they may show up in the story here and there.

 

Here’s the girls as innocent tots.

Taco (L) Fiona (M) Fajita (R)