Camp Tigo 2: Day 5

Love is in the air… Yeah right, it’s just lust.




Borage: I can only give ya some magic in this photo booth.

Isela: This should be fun.




I heard a chime….





Dusty: I’m ready for some of that vampire loving.




That’s kinda hot. I wonder if I can get Seth to kiss a boy.




Malix: I know you hooked up with my cousin!

Isela: But I was-

Malix: I don’t wanna hear your lies, harlot!




Don’t give me that look Mr. TV man. I love him.




Dusty & Quincy




Is anyone gonna let me out?




I must of eaten a bad snowcone. No? I think so Sid, you know nothing!!! Isn’t that right, Mary?? See Sid, Mary thinks it’s a bad snowcone. I’m not pregnant! Snuffles, what do you think? Snuffles still isn’t talking?




Quincy: Why do you keep yelling at everyone?

Kiki: Maybe cause I like to yell at everyone.

Quincy: You need to get laid more.




Ugh! Bad snowcones!




Seth: You haven’t added any Quincy cream in the mud bath have you?

Quincy: I’m thinking about it.




Orion is adorable.





Rosette: Where did this alien brat come from?

Borage: It’s not mines. Mines weren’t blue.

Arna: Vampires can’t have alien babies.

Kiki: Anyone notice Anson isn’t fat anymore?




Why did my mom leave me with these idiots. I gotta get away from them.





I guess Sid was right. I am pregnant. Yay!




Kiki: I don’t like you.

Seth: Like I care.

Kiki: Asshole.




Make up your mind Lucille.





Malix: I am mad at you.

Isela: I didn’t do anything yet.

Malix: When you do, I will be mad so I’m just reminding you!





I don’t understand you two….

Borage: What the hell are you doing Isela?





Malix: You harlot, you were thinking about my cousin as we made out.

Isela: You don’t know that.

Malix: I’m a vampire, I can read your thoughts, harlot!





Borage: You can’t get this magic and bang my cousin at the same.

Isela: But Borage…

Borage: Nope, you had been cut off from the magic. No genie dick for you.

Isela: Don’t be like that.





Isela: Take me back me Borage. I like the magic.

Borage: You need to do a little less talking and a little more cooking if you want this magic again.

Isela: Asshole!





Carrie: I’m pregnant.

Seth: Shit.





Carrie: Look Seth, I’m a kitty cat! Woof, woof!

Seth: Why did I put a baby in her?





I think this TV is frozen.





Ahhh much better.





Arna: The TV magically turned itself off. I’m bored.

Anson: Let’s make silly faces at each other.

Arna: Okay!





Seth: You two can’t use our love booth.

Dragan: Watch us.

Lucille: Coming Dragan?










Arna: That’s Lucille and Dragan in there.

Anson: Really.





Malix: Rawr I’m a vampire.

Isela: You’re silly. I thought you were mad at me.

Malix: I changed my mind.





You two are hot & cold I swear….





Someone let Orion out. Orion enjoys his freedom by watching TV.





Seth: Seriously who’s alien baby?

Anson: He’s mine.

Seth: Take care of it. It cries a lot.





Malix: STOP. This is a harlot free zone.

Isela: You’re mad at me again?

Malix: Yes.





Isela: Malix can’t make up his mind. I choose you.

Borage: Right choice.

Selene: Hey! I was going after him.





Isela cock blocked me! That was rude!





Malix: There you go again with my cousin! I bet that baby isn’t mine!

Isela: What is your deal? One second you’re mad and then you’re not.

Borage: She can’t help it if she prefer the genie dick over vampire dick. You lost cuz.





Isela: I hope you’re not like Malix who is bipolar I swear.

Borage: Nah.. I don’t get jealous like he does.





Malix: SLUT!

Isela: Seriously Malix!




Borage: Don’t worry about my crazy cousin. I’ll feel better.

Isela: How so?

Borage: You look like you’re running low on magic. Let me refuel ya.



Camp Tigo 2: Day 4

Anson: Comfortable?

Isela: Yep.

Anson: Watch out for triggers.

Isela: Racist..

Anson: I said TRIGGERS.




I love cake.





Kiki: You assholes, go somewhere else to go eat your snowcones.

Dragan: The snowcones makes us cold so we eat them in the sauna.

Dusty: Yeah, I don’t wanna freeze my sparklenuts off.

Kiki: I’m gonna kick you in your sparklenuts if you don’t move.





I rather be smoking so pot instead of this shit…





I think you’re done eating to meat off of you, stupid!




I think it would be hot it I use honey as lube. Good idea, I know Mary. Shut up Sid, this is a great idea, Mary said so. Whatcha think, Snuffles? Snuffles? I think Snuffles is ignoring me now.




Arna: We can be vampire buddies.

Malix: I’m already Quincy’s vampire buddy.

Arna: You can have more than one.

Seth: Gay vampires…




I’m touching her hand.. I bet I can get her to touch my genie dick.





Wanna see and touch my amazing genie dick?





Lucille: Yes.

Borage: And they say my pick up lines wouldn’t work.





Kiki: Bitch I know you ain’t talkin’ to my genie!

Lucille: Your genie? You don’t even like him yet.

Kiki: So! He’s still mine! He gonna be my baby daddy back in the Montigo universe so fuck off!

Lucille: Whatevs.. I do what I want.

Borage: This is hot.




Lucille: Eat a balloon!

Kiki: Bitch if you get my hair wet, I will straight cut you! This is a fresh relaxer in my hair!




Quincy: Anyone wanna play with me?

Malix: Were busy watching the naked red girl.

Quincy: Oh.




Isela: Why are you way over there? Come closer.

Borage: You’re fertile, that’s why.

Isela: So are you.

Borage: Yeah that’s right.




Borage: Is this better?

Isela: Much better.

Borage: Wanna feel the magic?

Isela: Yeah.

Borage: Just put your on hand on it.

Isela: I am already.




I hope I’m getting my sexy Borage’s attention! We got different moms so it’s cool.




Tonight’s special! My magic stick!




Isela: Quincy, look!

Quincy: I’m busy.

Isela: Doing what?

Quincy: Jerking off.








Seth: Don’t look.

Quincy: My Quincy cream is floating around in the water.

Seth: Your what?!




Rosette: I got witch powers! I get to fuck shit up.

Carrie: Crap! Who allowed this??!!!




Kiki: I love all of the fat on your body.

Anson: You need a tic tac.




Dusty: I think you’re hot. Let’s be lovers.

Quincy: Okay.




Kiki: Kiss me Rose. Maybe Anson will want me.

Rosette: Whatevs..

Anson: That’s hot.




Anson: Seeing you with another girl makes me want you.

Kiki: It worked, I don’t need you anymore Rose.

Rosette: Bitch.. I was enjoying it.




That’s hot.




Carrie: I want you.

Seth: Why me? Why do I get the crazy chick?




Anson & Kiki




Kiki: Bitch if I catch you talking to my genie one more time!

Lucille: What is your deal?!

Borage: This is so hot.

Malix: This chicks must be dead brain if they have any interest in you, cuz.




Lucille: You’re cute when you’re mad. Let’s be lesbo lovers.

Kiki: Just stay away from my genie.




Anson: I saw you with Lucille. I’m even more turned on.

Rosette: Why am I not getting any lovings?




Carrie: C’mon Seth, let’s get freaky in the photo booth.

Seth: I am busy.

Carrie: Doing what? You need to be doing me.

Seth: I see something.



You didn’t see shit.





Malix: I like those disco panties on you.

Isela: I like everything on you.




What’s happening to me???





Orion, first Camp Tigo 2 baby





What a cute baby. The dance floor isn’t a safe place for a baby.




Really? You put me in baby jail? I hate you.

Camp Tigo 2: Day 3

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Lucille: I’m gonna be the best golfer ever. Better than Tiger Woods!



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Lucille: Maybe not…




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Anson: And how is that a bad thing?




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Dusty: If you wanted to see me naked, just ask. Don’t go stealing my clothes.




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Anson: Whoa! Floating jellybeans.




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Bonehilda: Y’all ready for some funky beats?

Seth: Shut that mess up.

Kiki: Bitch we trynna sleep here.

Carrie: Has anyone seen Anson?




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Anson: I gotta facebook this.

“I just got abducted by aliens LOL”





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Borage: Where’s your snow cone at?

Dragan: This is the snow cone couch. You can only sit here if you have a snow cone.

Dusty: I finished mines.

Borage: Then you gotta go.

Dusty: I hate you both.

Dragan: I like rainbows. They are pretty like flowers.




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Borage: What the fuck happen to you?

Dragan: Please help…




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Arna: I shine like a disco ball. Haters are gonna hate.




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Carrie: I saw a video once of a girl shooting ping pong balls out her vag. That was cool. I think I should give it a try. Wanna watch.

Borage: Be real still so I can hit you.




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Dragan: Is this thing working? Testing, testing 1 2 3.

Isela: What are you gonna rant about now?




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Dragan: Isela, my love for you burns like a thousand suns. When you’re away, I miss you like the desert misses the rain.

Isela: Who gave him the megaphone?

Quincy: Hey I want one of those too.




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Kiki: I’ll be taking this. I need it.




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Quincy: I would say something but then I would be a racist…




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Kiki: Check out this bear I just stole.

Lucille: Hi bear, aren’t you cute.




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Lucille: Yes I’ll marry you, vampire bear. I’ll love you for ever and ever.

Kiki: Bitch, did you forget to  take your meds this morning?




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Lucille: I gotta get ready for my wedding. Eh.. I look good enough. BLLEEEEEEH!




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Bonehilda: Ironically I died in car crash after getting wasted at the club. I don’t learn, ever.




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Dragan: If we stick together then we won’t fall.

Isela: I’m half rendered!

Rosette: My skates are invisible. Awesome!




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Isela: I’m falling! Catch me Rose!

Rosette: I’m not breaking a nail! Catch yourself!




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Borage: Ready to get beat?

Malix: If you win that means you must of sucked a lot of dick.

Arna: I’m just happy these are free.



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Borage: Victory is mine! I won.

Malix: Yeah cause you’re great cocksucker.

Borage: Hate on hater.

Arna: Guys.. choking here.




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Arna: I just beat you Malix.

Malix: You both are gay.

Borage: I’m bored now, hurry up cuz.




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Lucille: Let’s spin, it will be fun.

Rosette: If I fall, I’m gonna cut you in your sleep.




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Lucille: Ouch, that hurts.

Rosette: I’m broken! Liam won’t love me now!

Lucille: Who’s that?




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Seth: I hope no one is watching. What is that awful smell?




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Borage: watch me some something so awesome.




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Borage: Well you’re just a hater!




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Borage: C’mon cuz, let’s skate together.

Malix: I don’t wanna.




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Malix: My ass! My beautiful sexy ass! Ouch!

Borage: You have no right to cry like a bitch! Try passing 7 babies out your ass then complain, asshole!

Malix: You had butt babies ha ha ha!

Borage: Shut up! Your wife is dead.

Malix: Low blow, cuz…




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Borage: Let’s try again.

Malix: I better not fall again.

Borage: Don’t worry, I got you.




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Malix: I hate you.

Borage: Your sissy girly hair was in the way. Isn’t it time for a hair cut?




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Seth: Those idiot humans were right. These are quite good.




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Quincy: I wonder if this will turn my pee into rainbow colors.




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Carrie: I’m lonely kitty plant. Where is everyone?




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Anson: I’m gonna make the sky all pretty. Maybe this will get Kiki’s attention.




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Lucille: Skate with me Seth.

Seth: I don’t want to skate with you. You disgust me.

Rosette: I wanted to skate with him! I remember he said he would make me live forever if I marry my Liam boo.





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Seth: Curse you vile woman!

Lucille: My bad! We still cool?




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Kiki: It’s my turn to skate with you.

Malix: I really don’t want to. I don’t wanna bust my ass again.




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Malix: MY ASS!

Kiki: Can I massage it?

Malix: No, you can kiss it.




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Isela: I really shouldn’t skate with you. I heard you’re bad luck.

Lucille: No I’m not.




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Lucille: Hey you’re not wearing any panties.

Isela: Easy access, ya know.





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Rosette: I wished that I never skated you with.

Seth: Won’t you hussies let me be!



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Quincy: Since we are vampire buddies, we should skate.

Malix: I don’t want to. I keep falling on my precious ass.




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Dusty: I hate this..

Dragan: I blame Lucille, she cursed this rink.




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Malix: My ass hurts so bad. I will never convince another female to do anal ever again. This is painful.

Quincy: Use extra lube, bro.

Camp Tigo 2: Day 2

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Carrie: I’m getting some honey for my hunny Borage since he’s so hot.

He’s your brother.

Carrie: Even in this universe? It shouldn’t matter anyway. He’s still my hunny bear sweetie pie boo thang.

He’s still your brother.

Carrie: I’m not listening to you. Na na na na na na na na na. I don’t like this new voice.



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Random sim shows up.




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Terrible mother: Here son, sit here so we can watch this meteor hit us.




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First Camp Tigo death




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Toddler: Mama?





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Quincy: Isela! I think one of your kids is here!





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Borage: Calm down you Prince reject, looking like from the purple rain video.




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Carrie: Why can’t I love on my hunny boo half brother?! I wanna touch his hot body!




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Dragan: You idiots.. she was born red.




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Isela: Look guys, I have a chocolate beard!

Rosette: You’re stupid.

Quincy: I don’t know what I’m looking at.




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Carrie: I still think you’re hot and sexy. I wanna touch all over your sexy body. Did your aunt bring the roofies?

Borage: I’m sleeping with one eye opened tonight.




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Quincy: I’m in so many stories, I’m gonna be famous like a movie star.





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Malix: BLEH!

Quincy: Malix! Were vampire buddies! Were suppose to stick together! Don’t be scaring me. Not cool man.

Malix: Suck it.

Quincy: I suck blood so what are you implying?

Malix: My dick.




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Rosette: That llama guy is kinda sexy. I wanna do him and love on his furry body.





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Llama guy: I’m outta here!





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Rosette: What the hell are you wearing? Your duckie undies makes you look gay.

Borage: Shut up hozilla. I’m still big pimpin’.




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Rosette: You know what be more funnier? If all the guys wore pink cheetah print undies like me.

Borage: Don’t get the writer any more ideas so shut your cock sucker!

Rosette: Just a thought.

Borage: Keep your thoughts to yourself!




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Dragan: I don’t like my duckie undies. Change them now.

That’s too bad cause all of the men are wearing them unless you rather wear pink cheetah print undies?

Dragan: Never mind….




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Lucille: This bouncy thing is so fun! Wheeeeeeee! I’m flying!

Dusty: Help! There’s a cup chasing me!

Lucille: Where?

Dusty: It’s invisible!




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Rosette: You’re so close to me. Ready to make out?

Malix: For the last time. We are cousins!

Rosette: You were kidnapped and adopted anyway!




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Malix: Whatever. Let’s gossip about people we don’t know.

Carrie: I’m stealth like a ninja kitty. No one can see me as I steal these clothes.




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Rosette: I don’t wanna. I wanna make out.

Malix: You can’t make out with your cousin!

Carrie: Don’t mind me guys. I’m doing nothing.




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Carrie: I these are Borage’s clothes. He’ll be force to be naked and then I can that sexy body of his.





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Carrie: Hi new girl who watches me pee. I think you’re pretty sexy too.

Lucille: I think you’re kinda hot too. Why are you red?

Carrie: Why is your hair red?




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Carrie: You’re gonna lose, Quincy. No one is on your team.

Quincy: I have my vampire buddy Malix. DAMN IT! Where did he go?




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Dragan: I wanna stab someone!



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Dragan: Cause all of you are fake ass bitches behind masks!




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Seth: And I told her, bitch you better get on the broom and fly away.

Kiki: Really?




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Kiki: Let’s get to the point. We should date.

Seth: No.




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Seth: I told you no! Don’t be putting your nasty lips on me!

Kiki: Why are you so angry? You need to get laid and I’m trying to help!




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Carrie: Wanna be friends, Mr. Mirror man?

Mirror man: No.




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Dusty: I wonder which fine lady is gonna join me first. I hope it’s the hot red head.




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Borage: Why is everyone standing there, watching me?

Isela: Waiting to see if you’re gonna get naked like you always do.

Kiki: Yeah, remove the clothes.

Borage: Wait.. it’s coming.




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Seth: You’re as crazy as Carrie. Why aren’t you both been committed yet?

Rosette: I’m not crazy you asshole!




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Seth: You are kinda hot tho.

Rosette: I know but this hot body is for Liam only.




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Rosette: What.. the.. Why? You kissed me…

Seth: You like it?




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Rosette: No I don’t like it you asshole! You’re making me cheat on my boo love, Liam!

Seth: Damn girl, you trippin’.

Camp Tigo 2: Day 1


Seth: There’s something over there that I can’t help but stare at all creepy like.









Quincy: That diamond is HUGE. I want one. C’mere huge diamond!





Dragan: Why am I here? I need to get to class soon! Oh dear!





Seth: I think I’ll toss some dollars on that chick. I’M RICH,  BITCH! Why can’t I stop staring at her booty.





Malix: Hmm.. New file, new story? I want to be something different this time. I think I shall be the French Tickler.





Borage: I think I’m gonna put a baby in all of these ladies. I’m pretty sure my slutty aunt is gonna have 20 babies.

Rosette: I hope your dick falls off.

Borage: I hope you warn everyone about your coochie diseases.






Seth: Watch me crank it, watch me roll. Watch me crank dat, Set Tombs. Then superman dat ohhhhhhhhhhh!






Seth: It’s not what it looks like. I am not having fun nor enjoying myself.






Quincy: Hey why isn’t anyone watching me drop these hot beats?

Malix: CAUSE YOU SUCK! Let a real DJ show you how it’s done.

Quincy: Who are you?

Malix: DJ Lix from the L.P. I get bitches.






Quincy: You’re a hata! I can get bitches.

Quincy: Hey where did you go?






Malix: Really? This is how high I can go? Lame.. good thing that we didn’t pay for this. But I’m still not amused by this.






Malix: Since I’m up here, I guess I shall do my Montigo thing. I may be the one sane Montigo here but I must keep my image.






Malix: I must have a drink at a random time of the day. Wait. Why is it invisible?







Malix: I don’t care if my drink is invisible. I shall enjoy it.






Malix: Now this is the good stuff. Invisichampange. Zero calories, I will keep my girlish figure after all.







Quincy: Hey BMG, whatcha think about my sweet DJ skillz? Hot, right?






Borage: You suck. Too main gain, not enough bass. You’re train wrecking! You can’t beat match for shit!  Just hit sync!

Kikiontae: I think he’s pretty hot.

Borage: I think you’re just a hood rat ho trynna get on his dick.

Kikiontae: So….






Isela: Let’s all bob for apples.

Carrie: So were not making apple juice?

Isela: Huh? No…

Carrie: The voices said we should make apple juice.

Anson: I have a husband back in my file so I’ll be pretty good at this.

Dragan: We don’t care. I think flowers are pretty tho.

Isela: Can we start now?






Isela: 1…2….3… GO!

Carrie: Dragan! You’re on my team! Why aren’t you bobbing?

Dragan: I don’t wanna look gay.

Carrie: The voices told me to choke you if you don’t start helping me win!






Dragan: I still think flowers look pretty.





Isela: I’m so gonna win this!

Carrie: No! Dragan and I are gonna win!

Isela: Ouch my head!

Carrie: Ha ha!

Anson: This is too easy.

Dragan: Do I look gay by doing this?






Carrie: Look Dragan! Were winning! The voices will be pleased!

Anson: Does the voices also tell you to shut up?






Dragan: Do I look like a cooked pig with this apple in my mouth?

Anson: This pose looks like a invisiblowjob.

Isela: LOL






Carrie: Now I look like a cooked pig. Oink, oink!






Seth: I don’t know why I am even here! I was not having fun! I don’t care what it looks like.






Seth: I am the God of EVIL! I do not smile! I do not have fun! I do evil things!

You need to get laid more often.







Quincy: Just call me DJ Glovez! I wear em cause germs are EVERYWHERE!






Layla: Hey Borage, you should let me come over to your house after this. I’ll clean it for you.

Kikiontae: No you should let me come to your house. I can cook for you.

Borage: Why do I have this feeling that both of you crazy fairies are gonna end up my house just to leave a baby there, after this.






Borage: You 2 dance like drunk white girls. Lemme show you how it’s done.

Layla: What? We have alcohol? This is my song!






Borage: This is how you do the Harlem Shake!

Kikiontae: No, it’s like this! You gotta get low with it.

Layla: My feet are stuck.





Layla: I like your sexy dance moves. We should hook up.

Borage: I think we should. I never banged a fairy before.





Kikiontae: Borage you should get freaky with me. I’m a Ghetto Fairy. We know how to fuck.

Borage: Okay, I’m down.

Layla: Hey! I’m pretty good myself!

Borage: Threesome?






Carrie: The voices and I feel like dancing.

Rosette: You bitches can’t dance good like me.

Kikiontae: Bring it ho.

Anson: I’m not sure if I should be over here.

Layla: I just learned a recipe!






Isela: Borage, you’re sexy. We should do it.

Borage: I knew you would fine me hot. We can do it anytime.

Rosette: Slut.

Layla: Why do my feet keep getting stuck?






Carrie: Borage! I think you’re hot!

Borage: Wait… aren’t you my half sister? Someone forgot to set the relations!

Carrie: The voices think you’re hot.






Borage: I can feel the rhythm!

Rosette: You can feel my hand upside your head.

Layla: I can feel that my feet are still stuck on the floor.






Rosette: Hey guy with a black hair. You’re the closet that I have to Liam. I think you should be mine.

Anson: Um.. okay. I think you’re pretty hot.

Borage: Pop, pop, pop dat ass.

Carrie: I still think my half brother is hot.






Rosette: Never mind. You can’t have my love. My love is for Liam only!

Anson: Ouch…

Carrie: Hey I remember you! You’re daddy’s stalker!

Rosette: I am his lover. Get it right, bitch!





Anson: Hey Kiki, I think you’re pretty. Please don’t reject my love.

Kikiontae: I think you’re a hot white boy. I want your loving.

Layla: Can someone help me? I can’t get unstuck!

Carrie: Now my feet are stuck!






Carrie: Anson, since you’re not my half brother. I think you’re hot!

Anson: I think you’re hot too.

Layla: Well I think you’re hot too Anson.

Borage: Hey I thought you ladies found me hot?

Seth: Shit.. I’ve been teleported here.






Isela: Dragan, you know that I find you hot. Let’s make more babies.

Dragan: Maybe but let’s go pick flowers together. I think flowers are lovely.





Malix: Well I’m here now. Can any of the vampires get some love too?

Seth: You look ridiculous, Kiki.

Kikiontae: Really? That doesn’t stop you from checking out my ass.


Malix: You’re a idiot, cuz.

Carrie: I’m stuck, guys!

Layla: I know right!






Malix: Seriously, ladies. Don’t you want some of this vampire loving?

Layla: Huh?





Rosette: Hey incognegro! Come join us!

Malix: Don’t anyone find me hot?

Borage: What’s that over there? That better not be my wife…






Seth: I’m thinking………………………….. No.






Isela: Don’t be a buzzkill, Seth. Have some fun!

Anson: I like the way you shake your ass.

Isela: I thought you had a husband.






Borage: Check out this move. I call it the- …Ouch my nuts!

Malix: That sounds stupid.

Layla: Seriously people. I need a little help here.