Love For The Ladies: Chapter 103.3 – Family Affair

 “Hey Lexi? Have you seen my red brush?”

“No.”

“Are you sure? I coulda swore I saw you pretending it was a mic.”

“Uh no. Why would I do that? Your pregnancy is making you see things.”

 

 

 “I swore that I packed too. I need it.”

“It’s 10:30 at night. Why do you need your brush now?”

“I like to brush my hair before bed.”

“That sounds stupid. Your hair is just gonna get messed up again.”

 

 

 “You think that’s dumb? How about you putting on make up before bed? I think that’s useless.”

“Whatever! I wanna look beautiful when I wake up. Did you find your dumb brush yet?”

“No.”

“Did you tell looking under your big ass?”

“Hey!”

“Those twins really gave you some major booty meat. Ha ha ha!”

 

 

 “Oh whatever. At least there are men who find my big pregnant ass appealing.”

“Uh huh. I’m sure your brush will turn up.”

“I hope. Whatcha watching?”

“Hot Wings.”

“That fireman show?”

“Yep. Rumor has it that the best man is Brad from seasons 3 and 4.”

“Oh really?”

“Yeah. I call dibs!”

“Ha! That’s what you think! I heard he has a thing for red heads with big booties. And guess what. I got both of those!”

“So that doesn’t mean anything! He might have a thing for vamps. We are kinky.”

 

 “I thought you were seeing someone. Your doctor as awkward as that is.”

“Evan is trying but I dunno. He’s nice and all but I don’t know why a nice guy like him wanna bother with a bitch like me. I think he deserves a sweet girl and I ain’t it.”

“Lexi, you are sweet. You just have your moments and all. I think you should give Evan a try.”

“Axel likes him. He has been treating me good with this pregnancy, inside and outside of the doctor office.”

“See you should try at least.”

“It’s crazy he wanna be involved with a pregnant woman with a 7 year old kid. But it’s not like I’ll be getting back with either of the fathers. One is busy running a hotel in LP while the other is in a coma. To top it all off, both fathers are brothers!”

 

 

 “Keeping in the family? Ha ha ha!”

“Shut up. I didn’t know at the time. They look nothing a like.”

“It’s okay. We are gonna be pretty close.”

“What do you mean?”

“Our babies are close.”

“Huh? How close?”

“Siblings close.”

“What?”

“My twins are your daughter’s brothers.”

 

 

 “You bitch! How dare you!”

“How dare I?!”

“Yeah how dare do! You fucked my baby daddy! When??!!”

“Apparently shortly after he been with you!”

“You always gotta go after my men! You whore!”

“What?! I didn’t know about you and Borage at the time! You weren’t even dating him anyway!”

“So! You still always do anyway! How did you even find him!”

 

 

 “One night I was at the gym, working out. I saw him checking me out. We flirted. Then he followed me into the locker room. Suddenly we were fucking in the shower!”

“So you just fuck random guys who follow you now?!”

“No! It just happen! There was something so intense about him! I had to!”

“Your vag just gravitated to his dick?!”

“Basically!”

“Such a fuckin’ slut!”

 

 

 

 “Oh you can’t say nothing about being a slut! I guess you don’t remember all of the blow jobs in high school!”

“That doesn’t count!”

“Sex is sex! Your mouth is a slut!”

“Your mouth is a slut!”

 

 

 “You ate all of the cheetos!”

“I did not! I only had a handful! You ate the rest!”

“I did not!”

“You did too! And you ate the last cupcake too!”

“That’s a bold face lie! Judging by the size your ass, you ate all of our road trip food!”

“Just admit that you ate the cheetos and the last cupcake! I was saving that cupcake!”

“I didn’t eat your stupid cupcake!”

 

 

 

 “Now I’m hungry! But you ate the snacks!”

“Whatever! There’s a vendor machine!”

“I think you should gimme some money for it since it’s your fault!”

“Talk to the hand cause the face doesn’t understand!”

“What does that even mean? It’s not 1995 anymore!”

 

 

 “I’m never travelling with you again.”

“Good cause I don’t wanna travel again with you again, Alexia!”

 

 

 

 “Ahhhhhh!!!!”

“What’s wrong?”

“Your face! Ohhhhhhhh-arrrghhhh!”

“Seriously, Alexia!”

“My water just broke!”

 

 

 “Wha-what?! You’re in labor?!”

“Yes you dumb ho! Do something!”

“What do I do?!”

“Something!”

“What is something?!”

“You are so useless!”

 

 

 “Oh no!”

“Whaaat!”

“My water just broke too!”

“You fuckin’ bitch! How dare you!”

“How dare I?! No how dare you!”

 

 

 “This is supposed to be my moment! Stop your labor, bitch!”

“I can’t stop my labor, you idiot! This is your fault!”

“No this is your fault! You slept with my baby daddy! You ate the cheetos!”

“I didn’t eat the damn cheetos!”

 

 

 “We gotta get to the hospital!”

“Ya think!”

“Shut your whore mouth! Go get someone to take us!”

“Why me?! You’re closer to the door, Simone!”

“You started it!”

—————————-

 5 hours later

 “Wow, Lexi. Look at them. Our babies.”

“Which ones are yours?”

“The front two in the middle. My boys, Andre and Isaiah.”

“They are cute. They did look like Tiana’s brothers. Who gave birth first?”

“Andre was delivered at 1:23 am and Isaiah at 1:29.”

“Tiana was born at 1:19 and the other was born at 1:23 as well.”

“The other?”

“I knew Tiana wasn’t alone. I’m not sure what to name my extra baby… I dunno what I’m gonna do. I only planned for one baby.”

 

 

 “Are you going to be okay, Lexi? You seem a little down. I know you weren’t as excited when you found out you were pregnant.”

“I think so. I have my sister. I have my mother.”

“And you have me.”

“You’re not mad at me?”

“Of course not. We said things that we didn’t mean.”

 

 

 “True but I feel like a dick. I shouldn’t get mad like that. It was immature. Borage has lots of baby mamas. I thought since I talked about how great the sex was, you wanted him all to yourself.”

“It wasn’t like that at all. I didn’t set out to find him. He found me. It was a one time thing. I couldn’t believe how impulsive I was. I don’t do things like that.”

“He has that affect on females. I latched onto him when I first saw him. It crept me out. I didn’t think I was one of those girls but it’s just him and what he is.”

“Love genie.”

“Exactly.”

 

 

 “Let’s never be like this again. After all, we are family now.”

“Yeah. I just need to pick a name for Tiana’s twin.”

“I’m sure one will come to you when you hold her.”

 

 

 

 “Hello there, Briana. Hmm… Briana. I think you look like a Briana. Maybe that will be your name. I wasn’t expecting you Briana but that doesn’t mean that I don’t love you any less.”

 

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  9 comments for “Love For The Ladies: Chapter 103.3 – Family Affair

  1. Buffy
    March 20, 2015 at 6:58 AM

    Bahaha! Oh pregnancy hormones!
    (This chapter gave me flashbacks to when Morde’s mama was in labour with the twins and all Borage cared about was his cheetos. Haha.)

    Oh man, that was a surprise! I didn’t realise Borage was Simone’s baby daddy! :O

    That was such a sweet ending. 🙂 Real friends can get past the nonsense and things that are said in the heat of the moment.

    And twins for both of them! Haha, wow! How many babies is Borage going to wake up to that he didn’t have/wasn’t aware of before his coma?

    • thenay83
      March 20, 2015 at 8:25 AM

      I didn’t know Borage was the baby daddy. It was something that happen under my nose. I did keep him at the hospital a lot and Simone works there too. So I guess they hooked up when I wasn’t paying attention lol. He’s in for a real surprise :p

      • April 2, 2015 at 10:38 AM

        That is hilarious!

        • thenay83
          April 2, 2015 at 1:00 PM

          It’s like surprise! He got me lol

  2. neansbeans
    March 27, 2015 at 8:51 AM

    Cute. Lexie and Simone bickering about silly things. I am glad they made up. The babies are just too cute.

    • thenay83
      April 2, 2015 at 1:04 PM

      🙂

  3. April 2, 2015 at 10:39 AM

    They are really too cute together. 😀

    • thenay83
      April 2, 2015 at 1:03 PM

      Best of friends 😀 ….sometimes lol

  4. July 1, 2015 at 3:40 PM

    LOL hilarious.

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