Love For The Ladies: Chapter 58 – Once upon a Childhood Part 1

The beeping.. I can hear it again. I swear it’s driving me nuts. I quickly made a decision on a door so I didn’t have to listen to that annoying beeping noise anymore. I just hope that I picked the right door this time. I need to find my guide so I can get out of here and wake up to be with my family again and ask Clarissa to be mine.

 

 

 

The past. Doesn’t look I didn’t go back too far into my past. This was some years ago, I went to Sunlit Tides for my birthday and to visit my mama and meet my youngest brother Giovanni. Couldn’t believe that my mama was still having babies. Giovanni was born shortly after my brothers’ big birthday party back in Twinbrook. I didn’t know my mama was pregnant. Maybe that’s why she didn’t come to the party. But I got to meet the little guy.

I know Max wasn’t his dad seeing how he’s part vampire but my mama is clueless on who Giovanni’s dad is. One night my mama and Max went to a party and got trashed. They have no memory of that night. A special drink was given to them if they wanted to enter the VIP area. That’s the last they remember. My mama woke up the next day and saw a guy with dark guy leaving the room and Max wasn’t in sight. Max was passed out on the beach naked. Weeks later, my mama learned she was pregnant.

 

 

My aunt Rosette ended up pregnant that same night as well. However she remember hooking up with the mailman who’s named after a fruit. The mailman happen to be a merman. Rosette had the nerve to name her son, Sexy.

 

 

Giovanni should be 18 by now. I should probably touch base with him, when I wake up. I should him the ropes on being a ladies man like me. I’m his big brother after all and he shouldn’t waste his genie magic on hags. In fact I need to touch base with my other younger brothers as well. It sucks that one of them is a basic human like our useless dad. I’m not sure if I can really bond with my non genie brother.

 

 

While I was there, Max my step dad wanted to talk to me. He aged some and had matured over the years. He wanted to apologize to me on how he treated Celsia and I when we were kids. He felt that he should had acted more of a step father to guys. He felt like he treated us like shit. He ignored us for the most part. He didn’t like us cause he hated our dad. He wanted to make things right and hope we could have a relationship.

Suddenly he wants to be a father figure to me. I’m grown and don’t need a father figure but seeing how I hate my own father, I guess having Max around wouldn’t be so bad. Maybe my kids would know how it feels to have a real grandpa. One who isn’t trying to make 100 kids and will have more time to see them. Max wouldn’t be busy making a bunch of kids. But seeing this made me think of my childhood. Then suddenly.. my childhood was flashed before my eyes..

 

 

My mama wanted memories of my sisters and I when we were little. We often had photos done. This was back when I actually liked Celsia. Or did I? I think I was too young to hate her just yet.

 

 

If I didn’t have so many kids, maybe I would have had photos taken but I didn’t plan for this the happen. It just did. I love giving ladies my magic and their eggs like catching that magic. Yeah I could wear condoms but I like not wearing one. It feels better not wearing one.

 

 

 

I know I’m my mama’s favorite…

 

 

 

 

Just look at me, I’m the most sexiness toddler you ever had seen. My mama said the photographers always love taking my photos when I was little. I know that had to cause I was a sexy toddler.

 

 

 

I just wish that my twin wasn’t such a bitch all the time. Maybe we could have gotten along better like we did when we were little. Mama adored us. But I know she liked me better cause of my mad sex appeal. She knew I would be the one making her the pretty grandbabies.

 

 

 

As we got older, we did have photos taken that much. Partying hard became more of the thing with my mama besides we were kinda difficult when it came to having a simple pic taken. Cell phone pics were good enough for mama.

 

 

 

Celsia started to act more of bitch. She was always yelling at someone in the house for whatever reason. She always wanted to be the center of attention. So needy and thirsty. It was annoying I swear. I feel for Clark with him living with her. I’m not sure how he deals with Cece.

 

 

 

But when she wasn’t acting like a bitch hag, we played just like any other kid would.

“You call that a push. You’re so weak!”

“Shut up or I’ll push you so hard that you’ll fly to the moon.”

“Whatever loser! I like to see you try!”

“I’m tempted.. That way I don’t have to see your dumb face anymore.”

“Whatever! You’ll miss me too much, dummy-head!”

 

 

 

I was glad that I wasn’t the only boy in the house. I was the only son between my dad, my mama and aunt. Having August around was a life saver. He was just a step brother but we didn’t see it that way. We were like real brothers since we were the only boys in the house.

 

 

 

His mom was a frog that Max freed from the well. Her name is June Sutherland but I don’t remember her being so damn hot. She must have went into CAS. June stayed with us for a while.

 

 

 

She and Max had a thing going on but June grew tried of being the other woman and moved out taking August and my other step siblings along later on. I guess my mama didn’t mind Max having a live in girlfriend in the house since she cheated on him with my dad. This is why I had an issue with relationships. I grew up in this type of thing were it was normal to have more than one lover. This shit was fucked up when I think about it.

 

 

 

 

Max only kept her around cause she was hot but she was kinda dumb.

“Where did I put that baby again? I never remember where I put the baby. Maybe I should tie a bell around the baby’s neck that way I can find him. Oh shit.. Where did I put the other baby at? Max is gonna be pissed that I lost the babies!”

 

 

 

“Damn it baby number one! Where did you go?”

 

 

 

 

I do have fond memories of this old house in Riverview. Dinner time was always fun. I forgot that my cousin Regret was once a blond. I wonder when did she change her hair? I always had an annoying sister-cousin believing they were a queen. I wanted to kick the chair so bad but mama was around so I didn’t. I’m pretty sure mama would have laughed.

“I’m gonna change my hair.”

“Why?”

“Cause my mom hates it. She said I look like my loser dad with the blond hair so when I get older. I’m changing it.”

“Your mom just hates kids. That’s why you have a dumb name. She regrets you.”

“That’s not true. She loves me, she just hates my hair and my daddy. Besides if I change it then the aliens won’t harvest my eggs.”

“What eggs?”

“My girl eggs.”

“Huh?”

“All girls have eggs, right auntie?”

“I’m not in this conversation.”

 

 

 

“Bow to your queen!”

“How about you go jump in front of a truck?”

“That’s no way you talk to your queen! Off with your head!”

“You have no kingdom. No one likes you.”

“Yeah huh! This room is my kingdom and I am the queen. Now bow before me!”

“I’m about to go crash into your kingdom with my race car.”

“You bet not or I’m telling daddy Finn on you!”

 

 

 

“Where are we going, bro?”

“We are gonna crash into Amaretto’s kingdom!”

“Why?”

“Cause it sucks! You ready? Turn on your turbo rockets!”

“I’m ready! I got my turbo rockets on!”

“Good! After we destroy Amaretto’s kingdom, were gonna pick up some sexy ladies.”

“Why?”

“So we can kiss them and look at their boobies.”

 

 

 

“What are you two idiots doing? I need to sit on the couch so I can eat my salad.”

 

 

 

 

“We are gonna kill Amaretto’s kingdom with out race cars then pick up some sexy ladies.”

“Yeah, we are gonna kiss them and look at their boobies.”

“Yep so if you don’t move out the way, AC you’re gonna get ran over and die.”

“So move or die!”

“I’m about to speed up!”

“Me too!”

 

 

 

“You guys really can’t kill me. Your race car is a couch! And what sexy ladies are you gonna pick up? There’s no sexy ladies here. Why you wanna kiss them and look at their boobies. You boys are gross!”

“It’s called “pretend” AC you should try it some time!”

“Yeah what Borage said, it’s you try it!”

“So you’re gonna pretend to kiss ladies? Weird.”

“It’s not weird not! We got practice before we meet a real lady.”

“So you’re gonna kiss each other?”

“Eww no! I can’t kiss August.”

“Why not, Borage?”

“Cause we both have a dick!”

 

 

 

“You can’t kill the queen with your lame race cars, losers!”

 

 

 

Day camp, I remember being sent to day camp on my grandmama’s expense. She felt it went be good for us to go to a day camp during the summer. Mama and my aunt were happy to drop us off so they could go party more. But I remember having fun there.

 

 

 

“You didn’t see that..”

“Yeah I did Cece. You stepped on the 6. So now it’s my turn.”

“I didn’t mean to.”

“Yeah yeah.”

“Let me have a do over. You’re like way ahead of me.”

“There’s no do overs. It’s my turn.”

 

 

“This game sucks. You always win at it. You never let me win. I’m the little sister. You should let me win for once. It’s only fair.”

 

 

 

“Ah yeah! I win! I’m so good at this.”

“I hate you! You never let me win!”

“I’m not suppose to let you win. You have to earn it.”

“Well.. I don’t wanna! I wanna win!”

 

 

 

“Wanna play again?”

“No! You’re just gonna win again like always.”

“I’m sorry that I’m actually good? Don’t be such a big baby about it.”

“I’m not a baby! You’re just unfair!”

“Not I’m not, you’re just a sore loser. I’m gonna go play with someone else until you cool off.”

“Whatever! Don’t come back!”

“Ugh.. such a brat. How can Borage stand you..”

 

 

 

Truth be told, I was the only one besides Acacia who would play with Celsia. Cece was always a brat but I didn’t pay her much attention at camp. August and I liked to shoot hoops. We had a contest to see who made the most baskets.

 

 

 

 

This would be fun to play with a dad. I didn’t see my dad much but when I did he was in town for a day and we didn’t do much. I would have liked to shoot hoops with him but I never got the chance. August had Max and they played. After August was done, Max would look at him and say he was tired. Other times I waited around hoping he would let me join in.

One day Max made a comment saying maybe I should call my dad if I wanted to play so bad. That actually hurt me. And it still hurts me when I think about. Max did remember that day when I was in Sunlit Tides and said he felt like an ass for saying that to me. He was just mad and shouldn’t had taken it out on Celsia and I.

 

 

 

August and I often made bets. Whoever made the most shot within 10 minutes was the king pimp of the day and the loser had to play with Celsia for the rest of the day.

 

 

 

“Yes! I won! I get to have fun today. Have fun with princess bratzilla!”

 

 

 

 

They had some computer there so course I took advance of it. I was able to disable the child lock and gain access toย the chat rooms so I could chat with some sexy ladies online.

 

 

 

“my name is borage”

“hi borage! im miranda. a/s/l?”

“what that mean?”

“age sex location”

“8 yes here”

“ur only 8?”

“yeh”

“ok ur too young 2 be on here”

“no im not. im a sxy 8 yr old and im a genie. can i see ur boobies?”

“hello?”

“hey?”

 

 

“What are you doing?”

“Chatting with sexy ladies but every time I tell they that I’m 8 they stop talking to me.”

“You’re suppose to tell them your real age. Add a one to your age, dummy.”

“I should say I’m 81? Then I’ll be a gross old man!”

“No idiot! Say that you’re 18!”

“Oh..”

“hi im 18 can i see ur boobies?”

 

More pics from the photo shoot

 

 

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  12 comments for “Love For The Ladies: Chapter 58 – Once upon a Childhood Part 1

  1. December 4, 2013 at 7:20 PM

    haha! @ the chat room.

    This was a fun chapter. It’s nice to see they have sort of normal childhood memories too. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • thenay83
      December 16, 2013 at 3:57 PM

      That chatroom, that’s how my little cousin was when he learned about Yahoo chat years ago. I kept a eye on him although I was a bit young myself to be in a chatroom lol He had some normalcy while growing up when he was away from home :p

  2. December 4, 2013 at 7:33 PM

    Damn even as a baby he was so cute. Borage… ^.^

    • thenay83
      December 16, 2013 at 3:58 PM

      He was such a cute tot, I kinda miss those days but it’s a lot more fun now that he’s a grown ass man haha

      • December 16, 2013 at 11:38 PM

        Yes of course hahahaa, but he truly was cute and all his kids are very cute toddlers, I can’t never get cute toddlers like you ><

  3. December 5, 2013 at 12:34 PM

    โ€œage sex locationโ€

    โ€œ8 yes hereโ€

    Such a Borage answer!

    • thenay83
      December 16, 2013 at 3:59 PM

      LOL..well he was just a kid, he didn’t know any better ๐Ÿ˜› BUT he would probably still answer the same haha.

  4. December 6, 2013 at 9:37 PM

    Loved this chapter. The whole convo while they were joy riding on the couch was hilarious!!
    a/s/l.. 8 yes here.. Lmao!!

    • thenay83
      December 16, 2013 at 4:01 PM

      Thanks! He started young on his quest for ladies ๐Ÿ˜› I thought the whole race car thing was cute, it showed some normalcy in his childhood ๐Ÿ˜‰

  5. December 15, 2013 at 8:58 PM

    So adorable to see the kiddies playing and mostly having fun. ๐Ÿ™‚ Loved the photo shoot pics.

    • thenay83
      December 16, 2013 at 4:02 PM

      Thanks! They had some normalcy still and acted like kids time to time ๐Ÿ˜›

  6. December 16, 2013 at 4:07 PM

    LOL the mailman who’s named after a fruit. ROTFL sexiness toddler.
    hahaha no one wants to play with Cece, she does seem like a total pain in the ass though.
    Hahahaha “I should say I’m 81?”
    Great update, it’s good seeing his childhood and getting to know his siblings a bit better. ๐Ÿ˜€
    Really cute family pictures. ๐Ÿ™‚

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