Where are you going?

“To hang with some friends.”

Friends? You just moved here, when did you get some “friends”.

“I just need to just say hi and then they are my friends.”

I guess so…

“I know so! Check out my sweet ride! I just got lasers installed.”

Um why do you need lasers?

“Lasers are cool!”

Something tells me this is going to go terribly wrong.

 

 

 

“Greetings space peoples! I’m Lilah Montigo and I come to force you into being my friends. I got daddy issues so I’m not responsible for what I’m about to do.”

 

 

 

“What are you about to do?”

 

 

 

 

“I’m about to make it rain…”

 

 

 

 

“LASERS!”

 

 

 

 

“AAAAAHHHHHH!!!! I DON’T WANNA GET SHOT WITH A LASER! I’M SORRY! I WON’T STEAL NO MORE HAMBURGERS! I SWEAR I WON’T STEAL NO MORE HAMBURGERS!”

 

 

 

 

“AHHHH!!! IT’S A ALIEN INVASION!”

“HOW? AREN’T WE ON A ALIEN PLANET?”

“YES! NO! MAYBE! I DUNNO! THE LASERS!”

“MOMMY?!”

“WHO’S BEING A TERRIBLE PARENT BY LEAVING THEIR KID IN A ALIEN INVASION?!”

 

 

 

“HEY YOU ALMOST SHOT ME, YOU JERK!”

 

 

 

 

“WILL YOU ALL BE MY FRIENDS NOW?!”

“NO YOU’RE A CRAZY BITCH!”

“THAT WAS NO THE CORRECT ANSWER! BE MY FRIEND!”

“NO!”

 

 

 

“If you all be my friends then I’ll stop! Deal?”

 

 

 

 

“ALIENS? HERE? OH NO! I CAN’T BELIEVE WE ARE HAVING A ALIEN INVASION!!”

Hold up, why would you panicked about aliens? You’re a alien yourself!

“I’m only half alien! My daddy is a genie! So I’m only half panicking!”

Um…okay. You do know that’s your insane sister, right?

“Really? How did she get a UFO? Shouldn’t I too?”

You do.

“Oh! Why didn’t you tell me?”

I did.

“Oh.. I couldn’t hear you over the sounds of my other voices!”

 

 

 

“They didn’t want to be my friends.”

Really? You’re surprised? You shot lasers at random for no reason.

“I wanted to show everyone how cool my lasers were.”

I think you killed a guy….

 

 

 

“Maybe he should of moved and then he wouldn’t gotten killed.”

And you don’t feel remorseful after killing a man?

“No, it’s not like I wanted to kill the man. Next he will know better.”

He’s dead, there is no next time.

 

 

 

 

“Yeah huh! He can come back as ghost!”

Maybe but it’s kinda hard to kill a ghost.

“It’s possible to kill a ghost! I killed many ghosts!”

When?

 

 

 

“I played pac man!”