Party Montigo: Chapter 17, Fairly Odd Parents

“I’m feeling good today.  I think I’ll turn into my doll form for fun.”





“Taco, are you stressed out? You’re in your doll form.”

“No! I don’t need to be stressed to be this way!”

“Okay.. I was just-“

“I was born this way!”

“I know I was just say-“

“Don’t judge me you evil meat eater!”

“Taco.. Wha-“

“You are evil! Animals having feelings!”




“What is going on with our sister?”

“I dunno but it’s hard to believe were twins. How come us 2 are the only ones who are normal?”

“Perhaps the crazy gene ran out when it got to us.”

“Down with you meat eaters! Down with evil fairies! You are killing my beloved friends!”

“What on earth is Taco ranting about now?”

“Not sure, GL. I say we should just ignore her.”

“Ignore our sister? That would be rude. I cannot do no such thing. We must help her.”

“Seriously.. There’s no hope in this family.”

“How would you like it if I ate your friends? You wouldn’t like it so stop eating mines!”











“Why in the hell you did that for?!”

“I dunno.. just cause.”

“Stop it! You’re not evil! You have no right!”

“Huh? I can scare people if I want to. Who made you queen?”

“My lord and savior Satan!”

“I think you ARE Satan!”





“rose check out this pic of liam & his new grl. he done with u. lol”





“Blasphemy! You photoshopped this!”






“Is that a rave in the sky? I didn’t know that Rave Heaven was real. I better get my glow sticks so I can get my PLUR on.”











“That rave sucked. Glow sticks are not  suppose to go up my ass and their music sucked. I think it was Dubstep. Worse rave ever.”






“I hope this isn’t pee.”






“What did I come down here for? Punch the baby? Well that’s just rude. I’m not punching the baby, talking fish tank.”






“Can you say puppy, for great-grandmama?”

“I speak for Satan.”

“What? What on earth is your mother teaching you?”

” I be evil for Satan.”

“No, Dazzle. You be good for great-grandmama.”

“No! I be evil!”

“Dazzle, being evil is bad. You have to be good, okay?”

“Dazzle evil!”

“I swear your mother isn’t allowed to have more kids like your grandmother, Rose.”


“No, Rosette is your grandmother. I see I have a lot of bad to undo.”






“How is our baby doing?”

“She’s fine but I’m thinking we should of waited before having another baby.”


“Dazzle. His mother and grandmother are corrupting the poor child. He talks about being evil for Satan and thinks Rose is his sister.”

“It would only be 2 kids we’ll be looking after. It wouldn’t be so hard.”

“True but you’re forgetting about the teen girls. Taco is starting to get nutty and Fiona is acting like a rebel. I think it’s time we send the girls to boarding school. They don’t need to be around their mothers and older siblings.”

“Okay, maybe boarding school would be good for them.”





“Look up, you’ll see snow.”







“Aaahhh! I’m cold!”

“Ha ha ha ha! Told ya!”





“That was cool.”

“This is too easy…”






“Look up, you’ll see Satan.”


“Sure, you gotta look up right now.”

“Okay! I wanna see Santa! I wonder if he’ll give me presents.”

“I said Satan.”

“Santa, I know. I love Santa!”




“I don’t see Santa.”

“Wait for it…”





“AAAAHHHH!!!!!!! I didn’t see Santa!”

“Ha ha ha ha! This is fun.”





“That was not cool, GB!”

“Don’t be lame. Fairy tricks are fun.”

“I don’t like them!”

“Wanna be a fairy? Cause I need a fairy to do evil with and GL is lame.”

“Only if I get pink wings.”





“Now which poison will turn my sis into a fairy? Hmm.. I don’t have time for this. Where are the mods?”




“What happen to you?”

“I do not want to talk about it.”





“Pardon me Sir OCG, may I have a moment of your time?”


“Why are you evil?”

“Why are you gay?”

“Why must everyone assume that I am a homosexual? I can assure you that I am not. I just haven’t found the right lady yet.”

“Keep telling yourself that.”

“My reasons are true. I am waiting for the right lady.”

“Try looking on”

“That is a website for homosexuals looking for hook ups.”




“It is a fine afternoon I must say, grandmother.”

“Yes it is, GL. My water just broke.”

“Oh dear, perhaps it’s time for everyone to come outside to panicked over your labor?”

“It is that time.”

“I will call the others out.”










“Welcome home, Zarah Elise Montigo.”





“Hey stupid! I got something for you.”

“Did you just throw fairy crack at me?”






“Muhahahaha! I now have a new solider for Satan!”

“We work for Santa now? Are we going to be elves and make toys?”

“Oh gosh you are a idiot!”




“Can I meet Santa now?”

“Soon. I have to gather more minions for our lord before we can meet him.”

“How can I help?”

“Bring your dad into town. I need his seed.”

“My dad has seeds like a tree?”

“Uhh.. yeah. He has a seed that I need.”

“Were gonna grow a tree? What kind of tree?”

“A special fairy tree, now call your dad.”

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