All I asked for was a baby and I get abducted again. Why won’t you green varmints just let me be.
Borage: I’m just stilling in the puddle.
Rose: Yeah right, we know that you just pissed on yourself.
Kiki: We all do, no need to be a shame of it now.
Selene: There is a man behind you.
Isela: I know. I can feel his boner.
Anson: So ya like? Eh?
Seth: That’s nasty. You just gonna pee right there?
Selene: My gosh… I am terrified by this.
Arna: You guys wouldn’t move.
Anson: We weren’t in the way.
Isela: We need another bathroom cause we are so stupid.
I was just in the stall… Oh dear!
Isela: Dude, really?
Anson: I thought you went in there to pee? Was the toilet not good enough for you?
Seth: MUHAHAHAHAHA!
Malix: Stop judging me guys!
I was going to shower but this grass feels nice. I go to sleep now.
Selene: You’re really gonna sleep next to a puddle of pee?
Isela: I regret nothing.
I am not sure about what I’m looking at.
Borage: WTF happen to you?
Quincy: Gettin’ mah tan on.
Borage: Well you suck at it.
♫ No I don’t want no scrub. A scrub is a guy who can’t get no love from me. Hanging on the passenger side, in his best friend’s ride. Tryin’ to holler at me! ♫
Isela: Check me out! They call me DJ Disco Panties!
Seth: Should you be in the kitchen?
Makayla: If we close our eyes and open them, we’ll be in a magical place.
Isaiah: I swear if this doesn’t work, I’m taking your apple juice.
I thought this only happen at night!!!
We no tell time.
Borage: Well brat? You gonna talk or sit there and look dumb. I’m your master and I command that you speak at once.
Linnea: ….
I can talk, father but I refuse to speak at your command. I am not a puppy. I do what I want.
Carrie: Say spaghetti sauce, cause that’s what you look like. C’mon red baby, say spaghetti sauce!
Shawn: You look like a old tomato, vile woman!
Mikhai: How will this mirror will teach me to talk? All I can see is how sexy I am.
Bryony: EA logic, dude. I’m gonna talk so much shit when I learn.
I hear voices…..
Dude were talking… Can you understand us??!!
Thing 1: Where you going?!
Thing 2: Away from you. You cry too much.
Thing 1: I do no such thing… WAAAHHHH!!!!
Thing 1: Hey.. where you going? I’m not crying now.
Thing 2: I just don’t like you.
Thing 1: That hurts.. I’m going to cry.
Thing 1: You came back.
Thing 2: I got hungry.
Thing 1: You found food?
Thing 2: No just this stick.
Borage: I need for you to speak so daddy can have a drink and you go play. Speak now, brat. Daddy commands it.
Linnea: No.
Borage: You spoke! Daddy can have a drink now! Go away..
Kiki: Asshole.
Malix: Bitch… And you wonder why you don’t have friends.
Mikhai: Where did you go? You die?
Bryony: I’m right here! Open your eyes!
Mikhai: No. There’s a ghost foot behind you.
Gosh that was a funny update!
“No. There’s a ghost foot behind you”!!!
I didn’t notice the “ghost” foot until the last second as I was typing LOL
Dusty was abducted yet again.
At least they are trying to get to the toilet.
All the todders are just too cute.
lol. Great update. I’ve noticed the bathroom problem with stalls. I wish they automatically moved out of the bathroom instead of standing there. The babies are adorable.
They use to once a upon before freakin’ 1.50 Ugh!!!!!! I keep getting reminded of how I hate that patch LOL
Those babies got annoying so I aged them quick.. But then they were annoying kids. Now they are teens and more interesting 😀
The kids are adorable. Poor Dusty. Great update. Geez, you get abductions day and night. lol
1 day abduction ever. As for night, dunno haha
I just finished reading the whole thing.
Keeps me entertained at work, this is too funny.
LOL!!! Thing 1 and Thing 2 seem to be a little bit smarter than the rest… but all the toddlers seem to be smart. They will probably become idiots once they reach childhood, though!!!