Tango Inferno: Chapter 2.2, Tagging Along

I greeted my cousins but was curious of why they were here. It’s been some years since I last seen them at one of our family reunion. I wonder how long have they been in town since I know neither of them lived here. We don’t have any other Montigos living here besides us and my dad. My cousin Nina moved to Bridgeport and is DJing at vampire night clubs, my uncle Malix moved there as well. My aunt Lei is living in Twinbrook, I’m not sure what she’s been up too. I know she went there to attend a art school but that the last thing I know about her. And my cousin Nyx, I have no idea what’s she’s been up to. I have no idea where’s she’s located since she travels a lot. We lost touch after she was sent away, I hope all is well with her. She had a lot of issues when we were teens.

 

 

 

“Hey guys long time, no see. What bring you guys around these neck of the woods?”

“Borage burned my house down. I need a place to stay.”

“Huh? So you all came all the way here?”

“I live here now, I invited Borage and Martini to check out my new place since I moved across town , then dummy over here burned my house down!”

“Hey, I was testing my magic. It’s a genie thing.”

“Go try your stupid genie magic at your own house and burn it down!”

“I notice how your ink job is bad, Tequila.”

“Shut up! Yours looks stupid!”

 

 

 

“Anyway Rio, my favoritest cousin of all, can I please stay here? Your house is so big, you wouldn’t know I was here.”

“He’ll know you were here when he watched 12 men leave your room, hozilla.”

“Shut up your cocksucker! Pretty please Rio?”

“I guess you could stay here until you find a new place to stay.”

“Don’t do it man, she’ll leave her herpes all over the place.”

“Shut it asshole! You can’t talk Mr. I-wanna-fuck-1000-ladies, you probably got tons of nasty cooties!”

“I’m clean, something you’re not.”

“I had it with you! Go get a hair cut, you look stupid!”

“I was gonna but Martini got the wrong tickets, I had no time!”

 

 

 

 

“I see you two are such loving siblings…cousins.. Whatever you guys are. Tequila, you are more than welcome to stay here if you like. I’m sure Niro and Janiya won’t mind. We have plenty of space for you to stay. I guess Borage and Martini would a place to stay until they leave, we have room for them too.”

“You are awesome, Rio. Were gonna have so much fun.”

“I think it would be cool to reconnect with you, Borage and Martini for the time being.”

“I’ll be in town for a few weeks, I needed to get away from some shit back home. So Rio, how are things at Montigo Palms? Especially, how fine are the ladies there?”

“Damn it Borage, can you ever keep your dick in your pants? You won’t learn!”

“Shut up hag, I’m on a mission to…. forget. I do what I want.”

“Just don’t make another baby while you’re here.”

 

 

 

 

“Borage, the club is doing fine. We all can go there tonight if you all want to?”

“You know we do, just warn the girls about Borage’s cooties.”

“I do not have cooties, hag face! I will warn the guys about your many diseases.”

“That’s it!”

“Guys, let’s calm down. I can’t have you both fighting.”

“That’s what we do, Rio. It’s no harm really. I’ve always been this way with my idiot sisters.”

“Who you calling a idiot?! You look like a homeless bum on crack!”

“Guys, really..”

“It’s fine Rio, we just play like this all the time.”

 

 

 

 

“Anyway Rio, are there a lot of hot guys at the club? I haven’t been there even tho I’ve been living here for 2 years.”

“Two years? How come you never made contact with us then?”

“Busy plus for the first year, I was traveling a lot. My sisters got this reality show now and I wanted to be in it for a little bit. It was fun until I learned what my 2 of sister did so I left.”

“What did they do?”

“They fucked my dad.”

“Oh.”

“And Borage wants to kill him for that and other reasons.”

“I could careless what he did with your sisters, what he did with my sister and- I came here to forget…”

“I guess you both now have daddy issues now?”

“Not as bad as Cece. She really hates him now!”

“You all have interesting lives…”

 

 

 

 

After drying off from swimming and getting changed, I asked Tequila and Borage to join me in family room. I figure we had a lot of catching up to do. I would asked Martini to join us but she seem more interested in staring out in space. I wonder if she’s okay but Tequila said she always does that and it probably cause  their mom use to mix rum with their formula when they were babies. I swear Rosette don’t need to have anymore kids.

“Whatcha been up to all this time, Rio?”

“Just living basically but I plan to do something with my life. How about you, Tequila.”

“Drinking, dancing, partying, what else?”

“Aren’t you ready to settle down? Aren’t you in your forties now?”

“And? I don’t need to act my age when I don’t look like it. I love to party!”

“I kinda wonder about your side of the family, none of you age.”

“Maybe cause my mom is a clone from a immortal genie?”

 

 

 

 

“Hmm that’s pretty interesting. Ya know Niro is a genie too is he immortal too?”

“No, but he’ll age slow and live long like Rosette and her kids. But he’ll live long than them. He and I aren’t the same type of genie.”

“There’s different types of genies?”

“Yep, I’m a Navox genie and he’s a Angnav genie. Navox mean “lover” and Angnav means “healer” in some old genie language.  Navox genies were most desired since they were excellent lovers. They were granted immortality while Angnav weren’t, they just live really long.”

“How do you know about all this genie shit suddenly, dummy.”

“Grandmama talks to me.. Well ever since I had Aries, he’s a special rare type of genie. Grandmama schooled me after he came home plus my granddaughter is a special type too. We talk cause I’m the favorite too.”

“Whatever asshole! Why do my mom and my siblings all age slow if were not genies like you?”

“Magic.”

 

 

 

 

“Can you be a little less vague, idiot?”

“If you must know hozilla, grandmama froze your mama’s age for some years so her life would be extended. My mama wasn’t good at cloning and Rose was aging too fast. Grandmama froze her age, she’s actually 6 years older than my mama. Grandmama did some genie magic after unfreezing her age and extended her age since my mama and her were so close like twins.”

“Wait, you genies can extend someone’s life? Could Niro do it since he’s a different type?”

“We can, my grandpa’s life was extended. Niro can extend but my kind can give a longer setting than him.”

“That explains why he’s still alive, he always looked younger than my grandpa when he was older than yours. This is some interesting stuff.”

 

 

 

 

“So Rio I notice that Asian looking side of the house. What’s up with that?”

“It’s going to be my restaurant one day. After I go to school majoring in Business. Niro is going with me too since he wants to be my partner in it.”

“I wanna be apart of it too! I love to cook since I’m not a genie who can magically food appear.”

“If you’re serious about it, you’ll need to go to school with us.”

“Me? Go to school? Sounds boring.”

“Well if you want to be a partner too, you have to.”

 

 

 

“Me, a college student. I guess. I’ll be the first of mama’s kids to be in college. Oh wait… no. I forgot about Fajita.. She went to school. That bitch nerd! I wanted to be the first! You asshole better not tell the hot guys there my real age!”

 

 

 

“We can get you enrolled in the morning, Tequila. How about you, Borage? Ever thought about going to school?”

“Like I could.. I got kids. Lots of them.. I would like to go to meet all the sexy college ladies.”

“What’s you with you genies? Niro said the same thing. I thought he was some healer genie.”

“Doesn’t matter what type we are, all genies love hot, freaky sex. We’re like sex gods or something. Especially us Navoxes.”

“I wonder if my dad was secretly a genie. He was sex addict and got help for it.”

“Wanting put your magic in lots of ladies isn’t a “problem”. That what makes us different from you humans, sex is a wonderful thing.”

“True. So is self love.”

“Oh.. Why bother with that when you got a sexy lady who could touch you? If I had her in my house, it’s orgasms all night long.”

“Don’t even think about my girl that. I just love rubbing one off… often.”

“Okay, super mast bator. You have a problem.”

“There’s nothing wrong of what I do! It’s natural!”

“What’s natural is actually fucking your lady, not giving your self handies every 5 seconds.”

“We have sex, she’s not starved.”

“When? In those 3 seconds you’re not touching yourself?”

“Shut up! Don’t judge me! She gets enough. I’m done with this topic.”

 

 

 

I took my cousins and lady to Montigo Palms for a night out of fun. it was nice getting out and seeing this place again. It’s been a while since I last came here. My dad doesn’t bartender here as much since he travels a lot between here and St. Claire. I have a feeling that we’ll have a great night here.

 

 

 

“I knew I should of gotten a hair cut and shaved my face before I came here. No lady is gonna want me if I’m not cleaned up. I really let myself go..”

“They wouldn’t want you anyway. You’re butt ugly!”

“Shut up hagzilla! No one asked you. I think I could still get ladies looking this way. I’ll show you, Tini.”

“Whatevs.”

 

 

 

We hit the dance floor and danced the night away. Janiya was actually dancing for once. I could never get her onto the dance floor but that’s when I learned that Tequila been doing shots with her. Janiya tried to keep up with her but Tequila is quite a drinker and can handle a lot without issue. I guess having Tequila around would be fun since she loosen Janiya up a bit.

 

 

 

“Since were going to school and shit, we should throw a big party here!”

“It’s hard believe that you’ll be in school. You’re destined to fail.”

“Shut up dummy! You’re just a hater! Stop making dem bay bays like daddy then you could go too!”

“Ain’t nobody got time for that.”

“What’s this I’m hearing about a party?”

“We should throw one, Rio!”

 

 

 

“If you do have a party then you need a sexy and awesome DJ, me.”

 

 

 

“We would need a DJ, Borage. I really don’t wanna pay to bring one in, plus I think Nina is on tour. I think you’re be perfect, Borage.”

“Party? What are you guys talking about?’

“Tequila suggest we should throw a party here before heading to school, Janiya.”

“I guess that could be fun.”

“I love parties! Don’t drink anything Tequila gives you though!”

“Why, Tini? She and I did shots.”

“She puts roofies in the drinks.”

“Why?’

“I dunno, she roofied herself too.”

 

 

 

“What’s this I’m hearing about a party? Will there be sexy ladies there?”

 

 

 

 

“Hell yeah, Niro! Only the hottest bitches will be at this party of ours. No butt ugly hags allowed!”

“I kinda like your cousins, Rio.”

“Janiya, you’re drunk. You’ll hate em when you sober up.”

“I totally roofied her drink! You’ll get lucky tonight, cuzzo!”

“You did what to my drink?”

“I don’t need roofies to have sex with my lady..”

“Then maybe I should of roofied yours instead then she’ll get lucky since you love to over beat your meat!”

“There’s nothing wrong with self loving!”

“Your cousin is funny.”

 

 

 

“If you have fairies in this town, invite them. I would love to put my magic stick in their magic box. I never fucked one before besides.. I need to forget and fulfill my fairy fantasy….”

 

 

 

 

“What’s with you and damn fairies? They ain’t that great. GB and GL are fairies and they suck! Someone remember to put a damn fairy on the list for the fairy lova over there. Fairies ain’t nothing but trouble. Who am I kidding? You love trouble!”

 

 

 

We decided on having a party before we headed off to school. I like this idea but not the fact that Tequila drugged my girlfriend for some random reason. I’m gonna have to watch her. I guess I should watch for fairies for Borage. The only fairy I know of is my little sister Azalea but she’s way too young for him. I guess I will talk to about dad about having a part here in a few weeks.

 

 

 

 

“Rio boo, I don’t feel good.”

“It’s cause Tequila drugged your drink.”

“Why?”

“She’s a idiot. She drugged her own too.”

“She’s dumb.”

“I know but she can’t help it.”

 

 

 

“What you guys doing? Blowing bubbles? That should be easy. I’m great at blowing!”

“Uh.. yeah Tini.. I’m sure you are.”

“Look Rio, bubbles! Bubbles are funny.”

“What’s wrong with your girl?”

“Your sister drugged her.”

“Ha ha ha! Never trust her with a drink.”

“Now you tell us.”

 

 

 

“I forget! That’s cool that you’re all going to school. I wish I could go but my mama said that’s for smart people. I’m not smart and I rather drink and party. Learning is hard, we didn’t finish high school.  They kicked us out. Tequila did get a GED. I would get one but studying is hard. Drinking is easy so I stick to what I know! If I did go, just think about all the hot dick I would be getting.”

 

 

 

 

“It amazes of how any of you made it this far in life..”

 

 

 

 

“I think I’m turning into a kangaroo.”

 

 

 

 

“Look at all this money that I’m winning! I’m gonna stock up on condoms for the college guys!”

“I need to stock up too. My machine must be broken cause I’m not winning.”

“It’s cause you suck!”

“And you swallow.”

“Guys love a girl who swallows.”

“True dat.”

 

 

 

“Okay magic well, I need your help. I need a sexy fairy in my life. I can’t grant myself a wish so you need to do it. What’s the point of being a genie if I can’t grant my own wishes.”

 

 

 

“Please give me my wish magic well. The fairy gotta be sexy, and a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets.”

 

 

 

 

“What’s this shit? Am I getting more sexy for fairies?”

 

 

 

 

After dancing and playing with bubbles, we decided to play some pool. I was shock of how well Borage plays pool. I guess working in a nightclub pays off when it comes to pool. So far it’s been a good night. Janiya is still able to walk and keep up. Maybe Tequila didn’t drug her but honestly I don’t know. Janiya is acting different than usually but I kinda like this side of her.

 

 

 

“Here’s the deal Rio, if I win then I get a night with your girl since you’re very content with your hands.”

 

 

 

 

“Here’s the deal Borage, if you touch her then I will cuts your nuts off.”

 

 

 

 

“I’m just messing with you cuz. You know I wouldn’t do something like that. I may kinda look like my dad but I’m nothing like the bastard.”

I wonder about my cousins. They speak very ill about their father, I know he wasn’t in there lives when they were kids. I always thought my dad wasn’t the best dad because he was always so wrapped in drama and not paying much attention to me. He was in some love triangle with my mom and Jade. The only one who cared me was my aunt Lei before she moved away then I just had Janiya. My dad did get better over time. After his 3 marriage failed under 6 months, he focus on me more. When I compare my dad against theirs, my dad was a great dad. He wouldn’t do most of the shit theirs did. No one why my cousins are so screwed up.

 

 

 

 

“I think my stick is bigger than yours.”

“No it’s not. It’s the same size.”

“Nope, my is bigger.. It’s cause your-“

“Don’t you dare say it..”

“You’re Asian.”

“I will stick this up yours if you don’t shut up.”

“Oh someone is kinky. Too bad only your hand only see that kinky action.” 

“It’s a natural thing!”

 

 

 

After getting home from the club, Janiya started to head for bed but my cousins showed no signs of settling down for the night. They happen to get a keg and started to do keg stands. I don’t think I can keep up with these guys.

 

 

 

 

“You stupid ho!”

“My bad. You’re kinda fat.”

“I ain’t fat! You fat!”

“I’m not fat! You’re fat!”

“Am not!”

“Am too!”

“Your mom is fat!”

“We got the same mom!”

“Your dad is fat!”

“Daddy is kinda fat. Wait.. we got the same daddy too!”

 

 

 

It was long before before one of my idiot started a fire in my kitchen. I wonder if it was Borage since he burned down Tequila’s house. I know that most genies are pyromaniacs. Thank goodness Janiya was there to put out the fire with her witch magic. The idiots just stood there and screamed at the fire like screaming would put it out. It may of not been him since I had him passed out naked in the hot tub.

 

 

 

 

“Drinking is fun! Anyone wanna do another keg stand?”

“I see flying monkeys. Let’s go fry some cheese sticks. I be hungry.”

“Which one of you sluts smoked all of my pot?”

“Tini did.”

“I love pot and french fires.”

“I’m gonna kill you, Tini. I needed you!”

“I need you in my arms bro cuz.”

“Tini, you dumb! Let’s go fry some food. I be hungry too!”

“I hate you hags.”

 

 

 

It was near sunrise and my cousins were still up partying after Janiya put the fire out. I didn’t want to show my cousins that I’ve gotten soft and gave the keg a try. I tried to do a keg stand with Borage but I was still sleepy and dropped him.

 

 

 

“You okay, cuz?”

“Yeah asshole but your face won’t be.”

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  9 comments for “Tango Inferno: Chapter 2.2, Tagging Along

  1. April 11, 2013 at 11:41 AM

    Liam’s going to be on the hate list of all the Montigos eventually I think. Its his own fault though. lol.

  2. April 11, 2013 at 11:43 AM

    oops. I didn’t mean to hit post yet. So how far into the future is this to where Love for the Ladies is since the girls already have their show?

    • thenay83
      April 11, 2013 at 8:31 PM

      Some years, didn’t give it much thought.

  3. April 12, 2013 at 2:54 PM

    LOL! I think my favorite part was when Jeniya decided she’s a kangaroo.

    Okay, I’m definitely dragging along Tequila for a visit in Crime. It should be fine since I’m in the future of Ladies too now. (6 years ahead give or take a few months.)

    I was wondering about Borage last chapter of this, and I see I was right about the whole ‘in the future’ thang since I was like – when did he grow a beard? And I reread his name twice last chapter to make sure it wasn’t Boragio or something, lol. I say he looks sexy either way, but beardless more so. ahahaha I feel bad for him. :/ (I’m sure we’ll see in other updates but I was confused about which of Borage’s sisters (besides Tequila’s sisters), did the nasty with Liam? You got so many Montigos I got a bit of trouble keeping track of them, lol.

    • thenay83
      April 12, 2013 at 4:53 PM

      Borage’s story is behind of this one. I think this story is about maybe 10 years or so ahead of his. After they get back from school, another 2-4 years had went by. Borage was going through some things by the time shows up in LP. The only difference between Borage and Boragio is eye color and skin tone. Boragio has noticeable purple eyes and his skin is darker.

      Erica is Borage’s sister, Regret & Taco are Tequila’s sisters. Half of them look alike so it’s confusing. Just remember, all the Montigos with crazy names are all siblings lol, those would be Rosette’s kids. Zinnia’s kids were a ABC-flower theme but I gave up on the flower theme once I got to Fiona lol. However Zinnia’s theme was screwed when the one of the twins in Liam’s story name started with a D. I think don’t JB notice it was actually ABC order, cause there was Acacia, Borage, Celsia, Dodder, Erica then Fiona. I don’t even know what’s Zinnia’s heir’s name is gonna be.. I can’t skip to H or ignore those other kids exist. :/

      • April 13, 2013 at 12:23 AM

        Oooooh, okay! Oh, gawd, Liam is creating one screwed up family tree. x) ahahahahaha

        So Zinnia will have a kid named for every letter in the alphabet?

        I think I should probably hold off on having Tequila appear then, maybe she’ll show up when Bobbi’s a teen or at the earliest when Bobbi’s eight, since Tequila’s already been in LP two years and Borage’s story is six years behind Crime currently, and this story is about 10 years ahead of his currently…so eight would be the youngest for Bobbi. I think. x) Correct my math if I’m wrong.

  4. August 1, 2013 at 5:44 PM

    What a great party. 😀 Many of the pictures don’t show up though.

    • thenay83
      August 1, 2013 at 6:22 PM

      I know but I’m not gonna bother with it.

      • August 1, 2013 at 6:42 PM

        I get the gist anyway. 🙂

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