Camp Tigo 2: Day 3

 

Lucille: I’m gonna be the best golfer ever. Better than Tiger Woods!

 

 

 

Lucille: Maybe not…

 

 

 

 

Rosette: RUN FOR YOUR SORRY LIVES! THERE’S A BONEY BITCH WASHING THE DISHES!

Anson: And how is that a bad thing?

 

 

 

 

Dusty: If you wanted to see me naked, just ask. Don’t go stealing my clothes.

 

 

 

 

Anson: Whoa! Floating jellybeans.

 

 

 

 

Anson: WAIT! NO! I DON’T WANNA BE FAT!

 

 

 

 

Bonehilda: Y’all ready for some funky beats?

Seth: Shut that mess up.

Kiki: Bitch we trynna sleep here.

Carrie: Has anyone seen Anson?

 

 

 

 

Anson: I gotta facebook this.

“I just got abducted by aliens LOL”

 

 

 

 

 

Borage: Where’s your snow cone at?

Dragan: This is the snow cone couch. You can only sit here if you have a snow cone.

Dusty: I finished mines.

Borage: Then you gotta go.

Dusty: I hate you both.

Dragan: I like rainbows. They are pretty like flowers.

 

 

 

 

Borage: What the fuck happen to you?

Dragan: Please help…

 

 

 

 

Arna: I shine like a disco ball. Haters are gonna hate.

 

 

 

 

Carrie: I saw a video once of a girl shooting ping pong balls out her vag. That was cool. I think I should give it a try. Wanna watch.

Borage: Be real still so I can hit you.

 

 

 

 

Dragan: Is this thing working? Testing, testing 1 2 3.

Isela: What are you gonna rant about now?

 

 

 

 

Dragan: Isela, my love for you burns like a thousand suns. When you’re away, I miss you like the desert misses the rain.

Isela: Who gave him the megaphone?

Quincy: Hey I want one of those too.

 

 

 

 

Kiki: I’ll be taking this. I need it.

 

 

 

 

Quincy: I would say something but then I would be a racist…

 

 

 

 

Kiki: Check out this bear I just stole.

Lucille: Hi bear, aren’t you cute.

 

 

 

 

Lucille: Yes I’ll marry you, vampire bear. I’ll love you for ever and ever.

Kiki: Bitch, did you forget to  take your meds this morning?

 

 

 

 

Lucille: I gotta get ready for my wedding. Eh.. I look good enough. BLLEEEEEEH!

 

 

 

 

Bonehilda: Ironically I died in car crash after getting wasted at the club. I don’t learn, ever.

 

 

 

 

Dragan: If we stick together then we won’t fall.

Isela: I’m half rendered!

Rosette: My skates are invisible. Awesome!

 

 

 

 

Isela: I’m falling! Catch me Rose!

Rosette: I’m not breaking a nail! Catch yourself!

 

 

 

 

Borage: Ready to get beat?

Malix: If you win that means you must of sucked a lot of dick.

Arna: I’m just happy these are free.

 

 

 

Borage: Victory is mine! I won.

Malix: Yeah cause you’re great cocksucker.

Borage: Hate on hater.

Arna: Guys.. choking here.

 

 

 

 

Arna: I just beat you Malix.

Malix: You both are gay.

Borage: I’m bored now, hurry up cuz.

 

 

 

 

Lucille: Let’s spin, it will be fun.

Rosette: If I fall, I’m gonna cut you in your sleep.

 

 

 

 

Lucille: Ouch, that hurts.

Rosette: I’m broken! Liam won’t love me now!

Lucille: Who’s that?

 

 

 

 

Seth: I hope no one is watching. What is that awful smell?

 

 

 

 

Borage: watch me some something so awesome.

 

 

 

 

Lame

Borage: Well you’re just a hater!

 

 

 

 

Borage: C’mon cuz, let’s skate together.

Malix: I don’t wanna.

 

 

 

 

Malix: My ass! My beautiful sexy ass! Ouch!

Borage: You have no right to cry like a bitch! Try passing 7 babies out your ass then complain, asshole!

Malix: You had butt babies ha ha ha!

Borage: Shut up! Your wife is dead.

Malix: Low blow, cuz…

 

 

 

 

Borage: Let’s try again.

Malix: I better not fall again.

Borage: Don’t worry, I got you.

 

 

 

 

Malix: I hate you.

Borage: Your sissy girly hair was in the way. Isn’t it time for a hair cut?

 

 

 

 

Seth: Those idiot humans were right. These are quite good.

 

 

 

 

Quincy: I wonder if this will turn my pee into rainbow colors.

 

 

 

 

Carrie: I’m lonely kitty plant. Where is everyone?

 

 

 

 

Anson: I’m gonna make the sky all pretty. Maybe this will get Kiki’s attention.

 

 

 

 

Lucille: Skate with me Seth.

Seth: I don’t want to skate with you. You disgust me.

Rosette: I wanted to skate with him! I remember he said he would make me live forever if I marry my Liam boo.

 

 

 

 

 

Seth: Curse you vile woman!

Lucille: My bad! We still cool?

 

 

 

 

Kiki: It’s my turn to skate with you.

Malix: I really don’t want to. I don’t wanna bust my ass again.

 

 

 

 

Malix: MY ASS!

Kiki: Can I massage it?

Malix: No, you can kiss it.

 

 

 

 

Isela: I really shouldn’t skate with you. I heard you’re bad luck.

Lucille: No I’m not.

 

 

 

 

Lucille: Hey you’re not wearing any panties.

Isela: Easy access, ya know.

 

 

 

 

 

Rosette: I wished that I never skated you with.

Seth: Won’t you hussies let me be!

 

 

 

Quincy: Since we are vampire buddies, we should skate.

Malix: I don’t want to. I keep falling on my precious ass.

 

 

 

 

Dusty: I hate this..

Dragan: I blame Lucille, she cursed this rink.

 

 

 

 

Malix: My ass hurts so bad. I will never convince another female to do anal ever again. This is painful.

Quincy: Use extra lube, bro.