Lucille: I’m gonna be the best golfer ever. Better than Tiger Woods!
Lucille: Maybe not…
Rosette: RUN FOR YOUR SORRY LIVES! THERE’S A BONEY BITCH WASHING THE DISHES!
Anson: And how is that a bad thing?
Dusty: If you wanted to see me naked, just ask. Don’t go stealing my clothes.
Anson: Whoa! Floating jellybeans.
Anson: WAIT! NO! I DON’T WANNA BE FAT!
Bonehilda: Y’all ready for some funky beats?
Seth: Shut that mess up.
Kiki: Bitch we trynna sleep here.
Carrie: Has anyone seen Anson?
Anson: I gotta facebook this.
“I just got abducted by aliens LOL”
Borage: Where’s your snow cone at?
Dragan: This is the snow cone couch. You can only sit here if you have a snow cone.
Dusty: I finished mines.
Borage: Then you gotta go.
Dusty: I hate you both.
Dragan: I like rainbows. They are pretty like flowers.
Borage: What the fuck happen to you?
Dragan: Please help…
Arna: I shine like a disco ball. Haters are gonna hate.
Carrie: I saw a video once of a girl shooting ping pong balls out her vag. That was cool. I think I should give it a try. Wanna watch.
Borage: Be real still so I can hit you.
Dragan: Is this thing working? Testing, testing 1 2 3.
Isela: What are you gonna rant about now?
Dragan: Isela, my love for you burns like a thousand suns. When you’re away, I miss you like the desert misses the rain.
Isela: Who gave him the megaphone?
Quincy: Hey I want one of those too.
Kiki: I’ll be taking this. I need it.
Quincy: I would say something but then I would be a racist…
Kiki: Check out this bear I just stole.
Lucille: Hi bear, aren’t you cute.
Lucille: Yes I’ll marry you, vampire bear. I’ll love you for ever and ever.
Kiki: Bitch, did you forget to take your meds this morning?
Lucille: I gotta get ready for my wedding. Eh.. I look good enough. BLLEEEEEEH!
Bonehilda: Ironically I died in car crash after getting wasted at the club. I don’t learn, ever.
Dragan: If we stick together then we won’t fall.
Isela: I’m half rendered!
Rosette: My skates are invisible. Awesome!
Isela: I’m falling! Catch me Rose!
Rosette: I’m not breaking a nail! Catch yourself!
Borage: Ready to get beat?
Malix: If you win that means you must of sucked a lot of dick.
Arna: I’m just happy these are free.
Borage: Victory is mine! I won.
Malix: Yeah cause you’re great cocksucker.
Borage: Hate on hater.
Arna: Guys.. choking here.
Arna: I just beat you Malix.
Malix: You both are gay.
Borage: I’m bored now, hurry up cuz.
Lucille: Let’s spin, it will be fun.
Rosette: If I fall, I’m gonna cut you in your sleep.
Lucille: Ouch, that hurts.
Rosette: I’m broken! Liam won’t love me now!
Lucille: Who’s that?
Seth: I hope no one is watching. What is that awful smell?
Borage: watch me some something so awesome.
Borage: Well you’re just a hater!
Borage: C’mon cuz, let’s skate together.
Malix: I don’t wanna.
Malix: My ass! My beautiful sexy ass! Ouch!
Borage: You have no right to cry like a bitch! Try passing 7 babies out your ass then complain, asshole!
Malix: You had butt babies ha ha ha!
Borage: Shut up! Your wife is dead.
Malix: Low blow, cuz…
Borage: Let’s try again.
Malix: I better not fall again.
Borage: Don’t worry, I got you.
Malix: I hate you.
Borage: Your sissy girly hair was in the way. Isn’t it time for a hair cut?
Seth: Those idiot humans were right. These are quite good.
Quincy: I wonder if this will turn my pee into rainbow colors.
Carrie: I’m lonely kitty plant. Where is everyone?
Anson: I’m gonna make the sky all pretty. Maybe this will get Kiki’s attention.
Lucille: Skate with me Seth.
Seth: I don’t want to skate with you. You disgust me.
Rosette: I wanted to skate with him! I remember he said he would make me live forever if I marry my Liam boo.
Seth: Curse you vile woman!
Lucille: My bad! We still cool?
Kiki: It’s my turn to skate with you.
Malix: I really don’t want to. I don’t wanna bust my ass again.
Malix: MY ASS!
Kiki: Can I massage it?
Malix: No, you can kiss it.
Isela: I really shouldn’t skate with you. I heard you’re bad luck.
Lucille: No I’m not.
Lucille: Hey you’re not wearing any panties.
Isela: Easy access, ya know.
Rosette: I wished that I never skated you with.
Seth: Won’t you hussies let me be!
Quincy: Since we are vampire buddies, we should skate.
Malix: I don’t want to. I keep falling on my precious ass.
Dusty: I hate this..
Dragan: I blame Lucille, she cursed this rink.
Malix: My ass hurts so bad. I will never convince another female to do anal ever again. This is painful.
Quincy: Use extra lube, bro.