Love For The Fellas: Chapter 1, Open House

Note: Celsia’s story may be slightly more racier than Borage’s story. Exposed genitals may randomly appear in chapters. One appears in this chapter. Hide your husbands, hide your kids.

 

 

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After settling in my new house I decided that I wanted to invite my mama to come see my new house. I had no idea that she was in Starlight Shores which is a 30 minute drive from me. She was visiting dumb ass and his kids cause one woke out of her coma. She told me that she’ll come in the morning since she’s already this close to me.

 

 

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“Hey mama!”

“Hey Cece what’s up?”

“Not much mama. Grandpa just bought me a house in Hidden Springs. I was wondering if you would see my new house.”

“We can do that Cece. I’m in Starlight Shores right now, that’s like 30 minutes from there right?”

“Uh yeah but who is “we”?”

“I’m here with Rosette and your dad. We can come in the morning and just book another flight home.”

“Asshole is there? I don’t want him here.”

“Cece, he’s your dad. You haven’t seen him in years. I know he wants to see you. Borage can drive us up there in the morning.”

“You’re bringing dumb ass too? Fine whatever mama. I’ll see you in the morning.”

“Chill out heffa, it will be fun. Talk to you later, Celsia.”

“Okay, bye mama.”

 

 

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I wasn’t too thrill about mama bringing asshole along, I didn’t mind dumb ass or my idiot aunt but I didn’t really want to see asshole again but she said that I need to see him. I guess she’s right.

 

 

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In the morning I could hear my family pulling up. I hurry and ran downstairs as my butler invites them all in. I was excited to see mama again. It’s been years since I last seen her. I did a lot of traveling and partying over the years but I’m ready to settle in one town and rule it!

 

 

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“Liam my love! We sat in the back of the car for 30 minutes and you wouldn’t let me give you some road head! That was the most boringest ride ever! When are you going to finally put out like you always do. I don’t like waiting.”

 

 

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“I wasn’t going to let you do that in front of Borage and Zinnia.”

“They were in the front, they couldn’t even see us! I’m tired of your excuses!”

 

 

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“Mama, I’m surprised you all made it here in one piece since dumb ass was driving.”

“Borage drives better than me. I always hit the back of the random ice cream truck. However Borage did hit a raccoon.”

“Meh.. it probably had it coming. Wanna see the house now?”

 

 

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“Yeah I would like to see the house but you said your grandpa bought this for you?”

“Yeah I told him that I wanted a house here. And I wanted the biggest house too. I like how it sits by the lake.”

“Okay but what happen to your trust fund?”

 

 

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“I spent it on traveling and partying.”

“You spent it all on that?”

“Yeah.. I got expensive taste mama.”

“You were suppose to buy your own house.”

“Well I didn’t wanna live in a house yet. I wanted to party.”

“Your grandmama is gonna yell at you.”

“I ain’t afraid of her.”

“You should, Cece.”

 

 

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“Hey dumb ass, did your woman finally get any common sense and left you yet?”

“Shut the fuck up, bitchzilla.”

“I’m surprised you haven’t fucked up yet.”

“What do you mean?”

 

 

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“You know you it’s not in your blood to stay faithful to one woman. Besides you’re off to a bad start anyway, one you’re married AND cheating on her.”

“I didn’t want to be married to Fayon. She tricked me.”

“Really? You’re so dumb!”

 

 

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“Look here Cellulite, I can be faithful with Lois. You’re just jealous cause no man would ever love you and your diseased vag.”

“Do you even know what real love is? And I’m not taking about cake!”

“I know what real love is, I’m in it now. I love Lois more than I love cake. I rather be at home with her than here with you. You should be happy for me but you wanna be a bitch.”

“Chill out Borage, you know I’m just messin’ You know how we do. When did you get so pussy whipped?”

 

 

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I greeted my twin brother with a hug and asked about his million of kids. Since we now live so close to each other then maybe we should keep in contact and see each other more. I hate kids but I’ll still try and visit my nephews and nieces.

“When can I meet this woman?”

“Soon enough, you’ll like her.”

“We’ll see.”

 

 

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I saw my asshole of a dad standing near the stairs looking around and admiring on have nice my house looked. He joked about moving in. I guess I could be a good daughter and greet my daddy. But that’s not in my blood! I greeted to only way I know.

 

 

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“If you’re looking for any new baby mamas here, there is none. Try keeping your dick in your pants for once. I don’t have time for any brats you created wanting to hang out at my nice house.”

 

 

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“Cece, I’m not here looking for baby mamas.”

“Then why are you here then?”

“To see you, I haven’t seen you since you were a little girl. I’m trying to make up for lost time.”

“That’s your fault, dad! You’re a little too late. I really don’t need you in my life. I’m doing fine without you.”

“Celsia, let’s not be like this. I really want to work on our relationship.”

“What relationship? There was never one! Your other kids were more important than me and Borage. You liked them more.”

“That’s not true, Celsia.”

“Whatever asshole! I ain’t tryin’ to hear it!”

 

 

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I chilled outside with my mama outside, relaxing under the sun and watching the lake. This place is so pretty. I’m wonder why she didn’t just move us here instead of Riverview. Hidden Springs was closer the Starlight Shores. Riverview was kinda lame and I wished that we stayed in Starlight Shores. I thought about moving there but Borage got the nicest house there. I didn’t want his old one but I kinda wanna rule this place with my golden vag. I guess Borage could have Starlight Shores but he isn’t doing much since he found love. While I relaxed with my mama she asked about what I was gonna do while living here.

 

 

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“This place lacks any kind of night life so I’m create it, mama.”

“Are you going to open a club or a bar.”

“Something like that. I’m gonna have my very own strip in my house.”

“In your house? Why? Are you gonna have room?”

“I’ll have room cause I need just one stage since I’m gonna be the only stripper. I bet I can make big money by being the only stripper in town. And I want it at my house so in case I see a guy who I wanna fuck and add to my score, I can just take him to my room.”

“Score? Are you trying to do what Borage was doing?”

“Yeah, I’m gonna fuck 1000 men and rule this town! I bet I can reach 1000 before Borage since he’s in love.”

“You know you’re gonna end up with a bunch of kids.”

“I got that covered mama. I got protection.”

 

 

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After telling mama about my plans I wanted to tell dumb ass too. I also wanted to give him a idea of something he could do back his home. We are Montigos after all and our side of the family haven’t own any of our own businesses and I think it’s about time that we do.

“I plan on opening my own strip club in my house. Maybe you could open up your own club too? I know you like DJing and I know you still like looking at other females. Maybe you should open your own strip club in Starlight Shores. The one there is going under, you should take it over and give it your own flair.”

 

 

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“Open my own strip club? Well I did think about it but I don’t think Lois would approve of that. I mean she mention how she thinks I might go back to my old ways and having a strip club wouldn’t help. I like your idea but I dunno.”

 

 

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“C’mon bro, don’t be such a pussy whipped bitch! Were twins, we gotta do the same thing.”

“Do the same thing? We want me to wear a g-string and shake my ass for a couple of dollars?”

“No dumb ass! You know what I mean!”

 

 

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” I can’t open a strip club. My lady wouldn’t like it.”

“Which lady?”

“Lois who else, idiot.”

“What about your wife?”

“Who cares what she thinks.”

“Then you shouldn’t care about what Lois say either. Be man! Pull your dick out and say “Lois, I am a man! I’m opening my own strip club!”

 

 

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“What? That is so stupid. I’m not doing that.”

“Stop being a bitch! You know you want to. I’ll help ya, I can send you some strippers.”

“I would love to but I don’t think I should.”

“Lois took more than your heart. She took your balls too.”

“I still have those!”

“Then prove it dumb ass!”

 

 

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“How?”

“Paper, rock, scissors. If I win then you have to grow your balls, man up and open a strip club.”

“You stuck at this game.”

“We’ll see.”

“Bring it bitchzilla.”

“HA! Paper beats rock! I win.”

“Ugh.. fine. You win, I’ll telling Lois this was YOUR idea.”

 

 

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“Think I’ll give Lois a call. Oh wait.. I got a email.”

 

“Dear Borage,

I think I been drinking things are a lil fuzzy but I know fullmoon’s out and I love fullmoon!  Serpgotabductd like you only not like you causa you hasa alien wifey and hubby and kids and I seenyourpictureon net and I think you’re totally hot.  youre my bro and youre hot as coals burning nexttoavampireona sunny day.  I thinkSerps preggo wiffa bb but i dunno till bb starts showin g.  imma go hook up wiffaghostnow.  ireally want ghost babie!  If youweredeadandnotmybro I’d totes hava babi wiff you and live wiffa you like all your hots girls.  LovesandpeicesCarrie”

“What the fuck? Carrie?  How the fuck did she get my email address? DAD!”

“Dear Carrie,

The fuck?! You’re not gonna come to my house and act all crazy will you? If so I have a bucket of pig’s blood waiting for you. I know I’m hot and you can’t get this genie dick even if we weren’t siblings, cause you be cray cray like my wife. Stop emailing me when you’re drunk. It’s bad enough I get drunk texts from Tequila. – BMG”

“Oh look I got a text message. I hope it’s from Lois even if I’m about to call her.”

hey bro cuzzo! i got a cucumber stuck in mah vag!!! lol :-p @ teh ER now. tell mah mama! – Tequila

“I’m changing my number and email address….”

 

 

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“Hello, I’m Danica. I live across the street. Are you the new neighbors?”

“No, my twin sister just got this house. I’m just visiting.”

“I hope you plan on visiting more often.”

“Maybe..”

 

 

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“Wait.. I know who you are. You’re DJ BMG from Starlight Shores! My friends and I would come to The Edge often but we haven’t seen you in a while. Would you like to hang out with me and my friends? I’m having a BBQ at my house. It would be fun. We would love to have you come over and hang with us. We are fans ya know.”

 

 

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“Is that so? I would like to hang with you and your friends for a bit. My twin is lame and I really didn’t want to come out here. I drove my parents here so they could see her.”

 

 

 

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“Awesome! I can’t believe I’m gonna have you hanging out with us. Lani and Dove are gonna be so happy!”

 

 

 

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I had lunch with mama and we chatted more but she kept telling me how I needed to get along with my dad. I see why she had him come along cause she wants us to make up. She pushes the issue but I rather not speak to him. I think things are fine the way they are now.

 

 

 

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“I know you don’t like him Cece but he’s still your dad. He wants to be in your life now, give him a chance.”

“Why now? I really don’t need him in my life.”

“There’s gonna be a time when you’re gonna need him. Make things right while you have the chance.’

“Yeah right like that would ever happen. If I need a daddy, I’ll just call Max.”

“Honestly Max could care less about you now since you’re grown. You’re not one of his and he only tolerated you, Borage, Dodder and Erica.”

 

 

 

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I saw my dad and thought I should try hanging out with him. But I ended up getting randomly mad at him.

 

 

 

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“LOSER!”

 

 

 

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“Celsia! Are you sneaking up from behind me like that!”

“Just cause.”

“Stop that.”

 

 

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“Mama said I should try giving you a chance but I still think you’re a asshole and I don’t like you.”

“I’m sorry that you feel that way but I’m trying-“

 

 

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“Why now? Why not when I was a kid?”

“I wanted to be around more but you guys lived far away and things were getting complicated.”

“Well if you weren’t making so many damn babies…”

 

 

 

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“I have my reasons..”

“To be a ho daddy?”

“No… I told you why.”

“So you wanna live forever like me blah blah. What’s the purpose of being immortal when you’ll out live most of your kids or friends? What if those girls who promised this don’t hold up their end of the bargain? Then what? You would of made all dem babies for nothing.”

“There’s some benefits to this journey.. It wouldn’t be for nothing.”

“Eww! Just shut up. Don’t talk to me..”

 

 

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“Mama I tried. I don’t like him.”

“That’s cause you were sober.”

“Right! Hand me a drink, maybe I’ll try again.”

 

 

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“What the hell am I drinking?”

“Vodka and grape soda, Rose.”

“Vodka and grape soda? That’s strange, Cece. How you come up with this?”

“Mama, I wanted to make good drinks like Borage but I gave up after making this. It was too awesome.”

“I like this.”

“You like anything, Rose.”

“I like yo momma!”

“We have the same mom, dumb bitch..”

 

 

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After a few drinks we started to dance and have some fun as the sun started to set. It’s almost night time so we need to get this party started! But then I notice something…..

 

 

 

“So now what do we do now, Danica?”

“BMG’s twin sister is the one who moved across. Maybe we could befriend her then we would see him again, Lani.”

“Really? This will work out perfectly then. We should invite her over and then we can get even closer to BMG, Danica.”

“Yeah Lani, I guess that would be the plan for now. I was trying to meet her anyway to be a real friend but knowing that BMG is her twin. This works out perfectly, Lani.”

“I hope she’s friendly cause I really wanna see him again.  His genie dick is amazing, Danica”

“Trust me Lani, BMG will be seeing us again.”

“I just totally farted! Ha ha ha!”

“Gross Dove! Stop doing that shit! You’ll scare off our BMG for sure!”

“What can I say? I love farting!”

 

 

 

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I notice I haven’t seen dumb ass since I won in paper, rock, scissors. He came in around midnight with a goofy smile on his face. I was curious about where have he been and why is he smiling so much. He did something.. or someone.. I just know it! I’m gonna be nosy and see what’s up.

 

 

 

 

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“Where in the hell have you been?”

“So are you like my mom now.”

“No! You been gone for hours and he come in late smiling.”

“Why do you care? I was with your neighbors. They invited me over for a cookout plus they were kinda hot. You were being a lame host so I bounced.”

 

 

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“I see… I hope you didn’t do anything that you would regret while you were over there.. What were doing there. Did you fucked them?”

 

 

 

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“It’s none of your business if I fucked your hot neighbors or not. Trust me.. I wouldn’t do anything to hurt my lady. It doesn’t matter how hot they were or how sexy their bodies looked naked.. err.. or whatever. Don’t worry about what I do.”

 

 

 

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“You did something! You came in smiling all stupid like! Naked bodies? How do you know what their naked bodies look like if you didn’t fuck them! You’re a asshole!”

“Maybe your neighbors are nudist! And why are you yelling me?! When did you became my wife?!”

“Because I like to yell! We fight all the time, I’m pretty much your sister-wife! I’m gonna yell at you when you cheat!”

“But I didn’t cheat! You shouldn’t even care if I did!”

“I don’t believe you! You smell like rotten vaginas!”

“What? I smell like rotten vaginas? That’s just you! Close your legs!”

“I’m gonna punch you!”

“Do it!”

“I will!”

 

 

 

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“If you have babies with those sluts they are gonna like this!”

“When babies fall out your toxic vag, they gonna look like this!”

“Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!”

“I missed you dumb ass. Let’s have a pillow.”

“Okay but I’m just gonna win.”

 

 

 

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We had a little pillow fight in my room, having fun but of course he had to start acting like a baby and cry like a bitch ass.

 

 

 

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“Did you put rocks in your fuckin’ pillow?!”

“No! But I should!”

“That shit hurt!”

“You gonna cry and tell mama on me?!”

“Maybe I should tell mom on you!”

“Then go tell on me you big baby!”

“I’m gonna!”

“Do it!”

 

 

 

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“C’mere big baby! Lemme rock you to sleep and titty fed you! Ha ha ha ha!”

“Get off me!”

“Ha ha ha ha! Someone is fussy! Do you have gas?”

“Ha ha ha ha! Shut up Cece.”

“C’mere!”

“Ha ha ha! No! Go away.”

“LET ME LOVE YOU!”

“You’re crazy..”

 

 

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“Boo lova, come join me in the hot tub. It would be fun.”

“I guess I could chill in the hot tub for a bit.”

“If you gonna then you have to be naked so I can see that sexy body.”

 

 

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“Why are you way over there in Africa? Come sit next to me boo love.”

“Alright.”

“Hurry! I can’t live another second without your love.”

 

 

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“How is this?”

“Perfect now fuck me.”

“Well..”

“No excuses! Cece doesn’t have any kids so you can’t use any grandbrats for a excuse.”

 

 

 

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“Nice.. but be careful with those fangs…”

 

 

 

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“I done this like a billion times boo. I know what I’m doing! I am a professional!”

 

 

 

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“Told ya dumb ass. You own me 5 dollars. Pay up.”

“When is dad gonna learn to not fuck that psycho.”

“Wanna place another bet if Rosette gets pregnant again?”

“Nah, grandmama is probably gonna make her abort it.”

“There’s a abortion clinic now?”

“Yeah it’s called NRaas.”

 

 

 

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“What’s going on kids?”

“Just the normal thing as always.. Watching my asshole dad fuck my aunt in my back yard.”

“I told her we weren’t fucking him this time. She better not come home pregnant. Mama and Finn will be pissed.”

“Mom you know Rose isn’t gonna listen… I just wish dad had sense to finally quit it.”

“Rose got some skills.. I gotta learn that move.”

“Kids… stop watching your dad fuck your aunt.”

“Were not watching, mama. Were learning.”

“Learn to be a slut? I think you do a pretty good job at that without lessons.”

“Shut up dumb ass!”

 

 

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“Hey Zin… Have Max been treating you right at home? I was thinking of taking a shower. Care to join me?”

 

 

 

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“DON’T FUCKIN’ TOUCH ME LIAM!”

“I’m sorry Zinnia..”

“You’ve done enough this week! I’m not gonna be your next fuck!”

“I’ve done enough this week? What’s going with you?”

“DON’T TALK TO ME!”

“Okay.. okay. Sorry.”

 

 

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I don’t know what asshole did to set my mama off but I’ve seen heard her yell like that. In fact I’ve never seen or heard mama yell at anymore or ever been mad. Mama was always happy, dancing around in her underwear. But I am curious of why my mom is not feeling “dad” anymore. Maybe she finally saw that he’s a loser and she had a mistake.

 

 

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“Mom this isn’t like you. What’s going on with you?”

“I can’t tell you Bubba.. I just.. Err-“

 

 

 

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“Whatever it is mom, you can tell me. Are you so mad at dad? Did he hurt you? I’ll punch him in the face if hurt you. Please mom, please tell me. Did dad hurt you?”

 

 

 

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“Bubba.. you’re sweet. I hate that you look just like him. He didn’t hurt me.. But… Sorry Bubba.. I can’t.. I just can’t.. You’re so happy.. I can’t- I’m sorry Bubba.”

 

 

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“Mom.. you’re not making any sense. How drunk are you?”

“A little tipsy.. I’m sorry Bubba.”

 

 

 

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“Whatever is going on with you.. I know things will get better, mom.”

“I know Bubba.. I know..”

 

 

 

It was the next morning and it was time for my family to leave and head home. It was fun spending a day with them. I wish they could of stayed longer but they all had kids that they needed to return to. I’m glad that I don’t have any. I know I’ll be lonely once they leave but I’ll be okay. I still have my butler after all.

 

 

 

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I hugged my mom goodbye. She told me party hard, wished me luck with my strip club and told me to start building a nursery. I don’t need a nursery. I don’t need one cause I’m not gonna make mistakes like dumb ass. I got tons of rum that’s gonna kill my eggs. So no babies for me!

 

 

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I had my own special way of telling dumb ass bye.

 

 

 

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But I also needed to tell asshole bye. I walked over to tell him bye but I couldn’t help but yell at him again.

 

 

 

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I should be nicer towards but it’s hard to. I’ve tried.. kinda but I just don’t like him. Let’s face it, asshole and I will always have a fucked up relationship.

 

 

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He told me that he will miss me and promised to keep in contact with me. I guess. I decided I would hug him instead of slapping him. That’s what I really wanted to do.

 

 

 

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“What are you doing?”

“Nothing.. mind your business.”

 

 

 

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“BITCH!”

 

 

 

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“Don’t do that shit to me! You’re a asshole! I hate you!”

 

 

 

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“Oh so it’s okay for you to run up behind me and scare me?”

“Yeah! I like making you scream like a bitch!”

 

 

 

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“I’m gonna miss you dumb ass..”

“I’m gonna miss you too bitchzilla.”

 

 

 

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“Look at me! My name is Borage and I’m a totally a idiot and I have a small dick. Wanna see my small genie dick?”

“My name is Celsia and I’m on a mission to spread my nasty toxic coochie around and make every guy’s dick fall off.”

“Ha ha ha ha ha ha!”

 

 

 

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“Were the kids always like this, Zin?”

“Yep, they have a special relationship that can never be broken. That’s something you’ll never have, Liam since you fucked shit up.”

“What are you talking about?”

 

 

 

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I plan on seeing my brother more often. I will miss his dumb ass though but I’m curious about him and my neighbors. I think I’ll go over there and grill them for information. I gotta know what went on last night. Did my brother stay faithful?

 

 

 

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I wouldn’t say I’ll miss this asshole but I will miss yelling at him. It was kinda fun.

 

 

 

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I will miss mama the most. I hate that she lives so far away in Sunlit Tides now. I think I should make a trip there soon. I love that places. It’s so pretty and sunny there. Plus they have some sexy ass men there. I’ll be there soon to see you, mama and all the sexy men.

 

 

 

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I watched my loaded up in a ugly car as the head to the airport. I think I saw Borage go over to my neighbor’s house but I’m not sure. I really need to go over there and see who these people are.

 

 

 

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Rosette did wanted to stay but mama said she couldn’t cause her twins missed her. Rosette didn’t take leaving well.

“No! I don’t wanna see those brats! There’s a hot guy across the street! If I get him to love me then Liam will get jealous and finally marry me!”

“Get in the car, Rose!”

“No!”

“Liam is coming home with us.”

“Really?! Liam my love! I’m coming!”

 

 

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Well I’m alone now but that’s okay. I’m ready to build my strip club and start my mission to fuck 1000 men! I’m gonna rule this town with my glorious vag!

 

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Note: What happen with Borage and the girls next door? You will find out in the next chapter in his story!

The email that Borage got was from his half sister Carrie Queen from her story Queens of Crime: Chapter 4 Denial by MewmewMentor

Liam Gelman has returned to be torture in his story Quest For Immortality by jbfairybird

Zinnia & Rosette have returned back to Party Montigo I will update again as some point. Making a new file is gonna suck.

They will all back again later on 😀

  6 comments for “Love For The Fellas: Chapter 1, Open House

  1. March 8, 2013 at 4:27 PM

    lol. Oh man…. Liam is so in the doghouse with Zinnia now. Its funny she wants Celsia to have a relationship with him still though. Seeing Borage ineract with his twin is fun. They go from wanting to kill one another to family hugs at a drop of the hat. So Rose finally got her some Liam lovin’ with an audience at that. I don’t think Rose would care but Liam would be a bit weirded out the kids were “learning” from it.

    • thenay83
      March 9, 2013 at 7:59 PM

      She still thinks they should still have a relationship even if she hates Liam right now haha. Rosette has been waiting for that moment LOL.. Liam thought he was going to get lucky if he scores with Zinnia that night too. Wrong! She wasn’t having it. Borage and Celsia were suppose to walk out and say something to Liam and Rosette while they were still getting freaky but I forgot to make them. Oh well.

  2. neansbeans
    March 31, 2013 at 8:32 AM

    Twisted and funny. loving the Drama.

  3. April 26, 2013 at 7:32 PM

    Hahah @ Tequila’s cucumber incident. Whoa.. Danica’s got boobs! Poor Liam gets so much abuse. Wow Borage and Cece have a complicated relationship. 😀 “We’re not watching, mama. We’re learning.” 😆

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