Love For The Ladies: Chapter 30, Prank War

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I had spent most of the day with my parents, going out to eat and sight seeing with them. I felt bad for neglecting my lady for most of the day but she said she understood and hanged out with the kids while I was with my parents. I told her how I was going to make it up to her in the hot tub. I remember hearing about the hot tub is a good place to make a baby in. I guess Lois and I should give this a try or a few tries. I don’t mind doing this more than once. I just hoped that Fayon took out her alien water first. I don’t want our baby coming out all fucked up.

 

 

 

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“We can start that baby making right now if you want.”

“Here? Right now?”

“Why not? I heard the hot tub is the perfect place to make a baby.”

“I heard that’s true but what about the kids? They could see us.”

“Naw.. they are busy plotting evil. They’re not thinking about us. Let’s get back to baby making.”

“Okay if you want to.”

 

 

 

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“Hey guys, we should have a prank war. What do you guys think?”

 

 

 

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“Yeah we should totally do that! Let’s all just prank Papa for scoring since he’s lame.”

 

 

 

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“Prank grandfather? Why do such a childish thing? What has grandfather ever done to us?”

 

 

 

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“He did nothing but be a lame grandparent who isn’t a pimp daddy like you losers had hoped.  Don’t be such a lame ass too, L2.”

 

 

 

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“I think a prank war on granddad would be fun. The Brain Llama agrees with me on this. Were in. You should join in L2, the Brain Llama will be pleased.”

 

 

 

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“I guess I’ll join too. Pranking granddaddy is gonna be too fun. I have all kinds of ideas. But what happens to the one who pranks granddaddy the most?”

 

 

 

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“Can we join too? I’m only 12 but I’ll be a teen next year! I wanna prank grandpa too. He’s so lame and not pimpin’. You guys gotta let us join in too.”

 

 

 

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“If Morde can join then I’m joining too. I wanna prank Papa too. And I’m gonna win. You’re all losers!”

 

 

 

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“This sucks for me. I’m stuck in the wheelchair. I can’t do much pranking in this. I guess I could keep score then.”

 

 

 

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“You guys are in, sorry Mimi maybe you can send him a dirty email? Whoever pranks grandpa the most is the ultimate  supreme ruler of the house and doesn’t have to do chores for a year.”

 

 

 

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“One, none of us ever do chores as most of you have genie powers anyway. And two, it isn’t fair to prank grandfather for no reason. This whole is unfair and very childish.”

 

 

 

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“L2, it would be fun. You need to join in. The Brain Llama will attack your dreams if you don’t.”

“Lilah is right about only one, you need to join in. It will be fun L2. It’s not childish. Were only teens.”

 

 

 

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“Yeah L2, don’t be a lame ass or we’ll start pranking you.”

 

 

 

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“I’m not joining in but if you need my help with anything, I’ll help you but this doesn’t means I’m a part of your foolish games.”

 

 

 

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“I know Liam will be washing the dishes soon. I say he needs to be cleaned up too since he’s such a dirty baby making whore.”

 

 

 

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“I’ll give this dishes a quick wash-“

“AGGRRRRRHHH!”

 

 

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“Borage! I think your sink is broken!”

“Ha ha ha ha ha!”

“What on earth is so funny Luna?”

 

 

 

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“Yes Brain Llama! I agree! Granddad would look lovely with cyan hair.”

 

 

 

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“My hair! What is going on? Someone must be playing a trick on me… I hope this washes out!”

 

 

 

 

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“Why is my dad in the bathroom yelling?”

 

 

 

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“Everyone is pranking him daddy. Oops.. I wasn’t suppose to tell. Is everyone gonna get in trouble, daddy?”

 

 

 

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“No.. I don’t care. I think it’s funny. Keep on pranking my dad but you little jerks better not pull that same shit on me or else.”

 

 

 

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“Or else what, daddy?”

 

 

 

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“I’ll make you all go live with your lame grandpa.”

“Daddy! That’s terrible!”

 

 

 

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“Mimi sent grandpa the nasty email now I just need to set up a little scary screen for him.”

 

 

 

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“Now to check my email and-“

*GIMME BABIES!*

 

 

 

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“WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT!”

 

 

 

 

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“Okay… who sent me this email of the nanny laying naked on the bed saying she wants my baby?”

 

 

 

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“MiKaia! Dinner is ready! Come in and wash up!”

 

 

 

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“No! Your cooking is lame like you, Papa! But you can wash up!”

 

 

 

 

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“You get down here right now, young lady!”

 

 

 

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“Don’t even say anything, L2. This chair is for grandpa.”

 

 

 

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“Mordecai, you know that is a wrong thing to do to grandfather.”

“No it’s not. It’s not like it’s going to hurt him.”

“True but it’s still not right. Grandpa has been nothing but nice to us and this is how we treat him?”

“Dad should of named you Lame.2. You talk too much.”

 

 

 

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“Mind if I join you boys?”

*fart noise*

Mordecai and Liam.2 snickers.

 

 

 

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“You two wouldn’t have anything to do with this whoopie cushion?”

 

 

 

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“Sorry grandfather, it wasn’t one of us. It must of been one of the others.”

“Yeah grandpa, it was one of the others. Not us, were the good grandkids. We got black hair like you. Were the favorites right?”

 

 

 

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“Morde, like I told your sister I don’t play favorites like your dad does. I love you equally.”

“Gosh you’re so lame, grandpa.”

“I don’t think you’re lame, grandfather. I think you’re cool.”

“Thanks, L2. I think you’re the first to say that.”

“So is L2 your fave now? It’s cause he has your lame name. L2 is such a kiss ass.”

 

 

 

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“Hey L2, remember you said you’ll help if we needed anything?”

“Yeah.”

“Use your super nerd powers and create something that will make Papa pee once he drinks it.”

 

 

 

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“That’s pretty evil, sis but a promise is a promise. I can at least try but I can’t promise if I’ll have the potion ready before grandfather heads home.”

“Well, then try and try hard.”

“I will, I’ll see what I can do.”

 

 

 

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“I don’t think why I even agree to this… I guess I just wanted to fit in with the others.”

 

 

 

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“Luna, it is time. Time for you transform.”

“Will it hurt, Suziu?”

“It will not. Transform is painless.”

“I miss you, Suziu. When will you be back?”

“I come back in 6 year. I miss you and Bora Bora. I will back in 2 weeks for visit.”

 

 

 

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“Why Suziu?”

“To bring you here on Ziharia.”

“Just me? What about Bora Bora?”

“Transform is complete. I have to go. Tell Bora Bora hi for me.”

“But Suziu…”

 

 

 

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“Who in the hell is that freak alien kid talking to?”

 

 

 

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I don’t get why Luna never goes to bed but Bora Bora does. I just wish she did so I could do my nightly naked swim but she stayed outside doing her weird alien shit. I didn’t feel like waiting on her to go away so I took my night time naked swim anyway. She didn’t seem to notice cause she was still doing her alien shit. 

 

 

 

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It felt so nice being all free and feeling the cool night breeze on my sexy body. Then Luna took notice.

“Really dumb ass? No one wants to see that.”

“Don’t like, then rip your eyes out, bitch.”

“I wish I could after seeing your gross body, dumb ass.”

“And I wish you could go one day without being a bitch.”  

            “The day I won’t be such a bitch is the day when you’re actually smart.”

 

 

 

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“Um… Daddy. Why are you naked? I can see your …everything.”

 

 

 

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“Sorry about that baby cake.. I didn’t know you were out here. I’m not a shame of my nakedness. You all should be proud of your nice body if you have one like me. But you better not be showing any of these boys anything of yours baby cake or I’m going to hurt someone. But I don’t care what you do Luna. You’re probably just gonna be some alien bitch whore.”

 

 

 

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“Good morning, Luna. You’re looking a little different. Is this a normal thing?”

 

 

 

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“……”

 

 

 

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“Luna, are you okay?”

 

 

 

 

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“Of course I am fine, stupid human. Let’s play doctor! I need to heal you from your nasty whore disease of being a  baby making whore! My buzz saws can fix this problem of yours, Liam!”

 

 

 

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“ARE THOSE THINGS REAL LUNA! PLEASE PUT IT AWAY!”

 

 

 

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“OF COURSE THESE ARE REAL, YOU SCUM OF THE EARTH. I HATE YOUR PROMISCUOUS WAYS! YOU MUST BE STOPPED! YOU MADE ONE MISTAKE BY CREATING BORAGE! NOW I MUST END THIS BY CUTTING OFF YOUR DICK YOU WORTHLESS ASSHOLE!”

 

 

 

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“LUNA! YOU CAN’T BE SERIOUS! PLEASE PUT THAT AWAY NOW! I HAVE MY REASONS OF WHY I DO WHAT I DO!”

 

 

 

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“Chill out, Liam! You should see the look on your face. Priceless! You are so much fun to troll. Muhahahaha!”

 

 

 

 

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“Seriously.. What’s gotten you into you kids?”

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I guess I’m a little a shame of being naked around baby cake. I had no idea she was even outside. So I decided to try on my new swim shorts. They are a little tight but I kinda like how they feel around my balls. But if I get a hard on, my dick would probably be in my ass.

 

 

 

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But since my kids went off to school now… Naked time.

 

 

 

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“Hey, you two wouldn’t mind if I hang out with ya. We haven’t gotten to know each much. It’s been almost a week since you ladies been here and we haven’t had any chit chat yet. I should get to know my soon to be mother-in-law.”

 

 

 

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“I know enough about you to know that you’re no good for my son. That’s all you need to know, Hois.

 

 

 

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“Damn Zin, what crawled up your cooch and died? You been mean to my lova boo and now her?”

“Well Rose.. I know I might not be perfect but at least I’m upfront with Max when I want to be a slut. I’ll be like, “Hey Max, I just cheated on you again.” And he’ll be like. “Okay Zin, it’s cool but it better not be with Liam again.” We have a understanding.”

“I don’t even have to tell Finn, he already know and deals with it. If he wanna stay rich then he better keep wearing that Liam mask.”

 

 

 

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“I don’t know what you mean by that but I’m sorry if I did anything to offend you, Zinnia.”

Could she possibly know about Liam and I? But how? I wonder if she saw us? I wonder if she told Borage if she did see me and Liam together that one night. Oh no… I hope that isn’t true.. This could ruin everything. Maybe Pedro is right. Maybe I should be honest with Borage. But would he ever forgive me?

 

 

 

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“Granddaddy can do two things at once. Pee and shower. Hehehehe! This is going to be so funny!”

 

 

 

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“Why isn’t this flushing?!”

 

 

 

 

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“UGH! I SWEAR IF THIS IS ANOTHER PRANK…”

 

 

 

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“Papa! I can’t find my glasses! Can you help me?”

 

 

 

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“Sure, I can help you find your glasses. It’s a dark out, do you have a flashlight?”

 

 

 

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“Silly Papa! Aliens don’t wear glasses but we toss balloons full of piss!”

“Ugh…. I should of know better.”

 

 

 

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“Borage before we try baby making again.. There’s something I need to tell you.”

“That you can’t wait to get this genie dick back in ya?”

“Yes but no silly.. It’s more important. There’s something I need to get off my chest.”

“What’s more important than you telling me how much you love me, how you care about me,  how you’re never do anything to hurt me and how you can’t wait to taste this genie dick?”

“Borage…”

“C’mere girl.. Lemme put some magic in ya with this genie dick.”

 

 

 

I’m not sure why Lois was stalling, it’s almost like she changing her mind about having another baby. We made love so many times already, it could already be too late if she decided to change her mind about it. I tasted her lips and she tasted mine. I told her I love her and she told me that she loves me back. I guess maybe she’s not changing her mind.

 

 

 

Something about tonight’s love making was different. Different in a good way. It was more intense, more passionate. If we didn’t make a baby in the nights before, then I think this was the night we did for sure. 

 

 

 

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After making love, it felt good knowing Lois is where she belongs. Sleeping next to me like she should be. We didn’t need to worry about Fayon walking and finding her. This is how it’s suppose to be. 

 

 

 

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“Grandpa wouldn’t mind cyan hair again, would he?”

 

 

 

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“Again with this!”

 

 

 

 

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“You jerks, you can’t set your traps here.”

 

 

 

“There’s no set rules of where we can set our traps, Bora Bora. The Brain Llama said this spot is perfect.”

 

 

 

 

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“Yeah we’ll just tell everyone not to sit in the living room for a while.”

 

 

 

 

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“Ugh…”

 

30 minutes later…

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“…..”

 

One hour later…

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“Seriously? 3 whoopie cushions in here?!”

 

 

 

 

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“This is going to be the best prank ever! I got the toilet. MiKaia, you do the sink and PC you get the shower. This is so awesome! Good thing that idiot Borage doesn’t give a fuck.”

 

 

 

 

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“I like your thinking Luna. Papa isn’t gonna know what hit him after this triple threat.”

 

 

 

 

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“I think after this, granddaddy might not wanna visit us again. Oh well! It was fun while it lasted!”

 

 

 

 

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“I’ve had it with these kids! Borage needs to take control of them!”

 

 

 

 

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My dad wanted to talk to me about something. I could see that he was pissed off about something. I know my kids were pranking him hardcore for the past couple of days but I thought it was pretty funny. I guess my dad was being a spoiled sport about it. That’s no fun.

 

 

 

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“You need to get control of your kids! The first few pranks were okay but now it’s getting ridiculous!”

“Chill dad, it’s just a few pranks. The kids are just having some fun it’s not you’re getting hurt by it.”

 

 

 

 

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“Hurt? Your daughter Luna chased me with a real buzz saw TWICE! I’ve could of gotten hurt! She could of gotten hurt! How can you allow your children to run around with dangerous tools like that? How can you just sit back and let these kids do whatever they please? These kids a very disrespectful,  foul mouthed, and don’t care about anyone’s feelings but their own! I can’t even use the bathroom without being sprayed by the sink or toilet. And every time I shower my hair is a different color of the rainbow! And I had balloons filled with pee thrown at me plus my email being hacked! I’ve had it with your kids! You have terrible parenting skills and may be the most terrible father that I’ve ever seen!” 

 

 

 

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“You think I’m a terrible father? Maybe if I had a father who was actually around more then maybe I would know how to be a “good” father like you. But I didn’t so I do the best that I can do. But I can tell you this, at least my kids are still alive and well. I’ve never had child services threaten to take my kids away nor had a mental nanny who tried to shoot my aunt and possibly my mom. And if your crazy nanny would of hurt my mom then we wouldn’t be speaking. But with that said, I say I’m doing a pretty good job so far in raising my kids. I’m not running around putting babies in any female who comes my way for a selfish reasons and not caring what would be the out come of the child with me not being a part or his or her life. Yeah I made a bunch of kids cause I wasn’t careful but who taking care of them? Their crazy mothers? No! I am! I care about all my kids’ feelings and I spent time with all of them. Even the ones I find annoying. It might seem like Luna and I don’t like each other but that’s our special way of bonding.  Before you call someone a “terrible father” take a good look at yourself first!”

 

 

 

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“Son, I’m sorry.. I shouldn’t have said that. I didn’t mean it.. I’m just so annoyed right now..”

“Talk to the hand cause the face don’t understand!”

“Borage…”

“Me no speak no English.”

“…….”

 

 

 

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My dad told me that he was sorry for things he said to me about being a terrible father. I told him I would talk to the kids but they aren’t gonna listen to me. I never really laid the law down with them before. Usually Greta or Fayon would but neither of them were here. They would listen to Lois since she’s the closest they’ll have for a mom and baby cake for def listen since that is her mom. Lois had a chat with the kids and told them to call off their prank war they had going.

 

 

 

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“So are you just as lame as Papa? He’s a fake pimp. Daddy said he was a pimp but he said he’s not. So what are you?”

“I’m not lame like Liam. I’m a Montigo, we don’t know what lame is.”

“Then what makes you special then?”

“When I use to lives here, I was the top star stripper in this city.”

“Really?!”

 

 

 

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“Yep see, this is me right here. No one could ever pull off this move on the pole.”

“That’s really cool, grandmama! That is really you! You’re a stripper!”

“Yep, your great aunt Rosette was one too. We were both the top dollar, super star strippers! Those days were wonderful until I had your aunt Acacia and married Max. I had to stop. I can return but I like getting drunk a lot and sleep with men who aren’t my husband.”

 

 

 

 

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“That’s awesome. I want to be a stripper and  cheat on my husband when I grow up!”

“I think you’ll make a great stripper one day, Mimi. Your aunt Cece is one and so is Amaretto Sour. I can show you so moves when you’re ready.”

“Won’t you be all old by then?”

“Sweetie, I’m a genie.. I’m immortal. I don’t age.”

“Cool! I can’t wait!”

 

 

 

 

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“So granddad, heard that you didn’t like our prank war. That’s lame. We were having so much fun setting traps and hearing you yell. It was so funny.”

 

 

 

 

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“I don’t think you kids’ little pranks were all the funny. Try being pranked all the time and see how you like it.”

 

 

 

 

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“Actually granddad, I enjoy being pranked. I think it’s funny. I like the cyan hair dye. It looks good on me. Besides the Brain Llama and I are very amused by all the pranks that were played on us. You should stop being so lame.”

 

 

 

 

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“Can we do something normal like watch some TV. I would love to at least enjoy my time here.”

 

 

 

 

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“One day I’m going to marry a alien and have many alien babies as possible. It shall please the Brain Llama.”

 

 

 

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“Why?”

 

 

 

 

I got a email from Fayon of her sending a pic our twins. She asked why Nova kept calling her “psycho” and why Apollo kept calling her “cray cray”. I’m happy to know my kids remember the correct name for Fayon. I miss them. I miss them more after seeing this pic of them. She mention about the septuplets were doing fine. Meh.. I guess that’s nice but my only interest were the twins. She goes about how she misses me and how she loves me and blah blah. I don’t care, I just want my twins back here. She mention how they confirm that Aries is a true alien-genie. I actually think that’s pretty cool. If he has my genie powers then I guess that’s okay by me. She can return Aries along with Apollo and Nova and stay up there with the others for all I care.

 

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  5 comments for “Love For The Ladies: Chapter 30, Prank War

  1. February 28, 2013 at 7:54 PM

    Had a lot of fun with the prank war. You were serious, the Montigos are the best pranksters ever. I’d say Luna deserves the crown – because of that saw. ahahaha. the look on Liam’s face

    But I kinda wanted to chuck something at Borage. lol Not at the father thing, cause he’s right about that (although I’m not sure I agree about him and Luna, pretty sure she hates him, XD). I mean about him and Lois. That conversation – or lack of one – is going to come back and bite him in the butt. Borage is really his own worst enemy – in most cases.

    • thenay83
      February 28, 2013 at 8:57 PM

      Montigo teens love to pull pranks, it’s a family thing. When Borage and his sisters were teens, their prank war was on the streets and target their neighbors lol. Rosette’s triplets did pull a mini prank war on Liam when they were kids lol. Nyx (the girl Liam hooked up when he came into town) when she was a teen, she pull a prank on her step-aunt that caused her to go bald lol. Luna did pull out her saw twice but I missed the second time. I think she went a little bat crazy after her transformation lol. Borage and Luna have a hate-love relationship like he has with his twin. At least Lois made a attempt to do the right thing. Since Zinnia hinted that she knows, Lois felt it was best if she got to him before Zinnia does but of course it fails. And yes, Borage is his own worst enemy.

  2. March 28, 2013 at 1:03 AM

    “Daddy should have named you Lame.2” 😆 😆 LOL at Borage’s face in the ‘Naked time’ pic. The prank war was awesome. 😀

  3. neansbeans
    March 31, 2013 at 8:24 AM

    Funny pranks. Naked time *lol*

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