Love For The Ladies: Chapter 25.1, Hello Mother, Hello Father: Part 1

Chapter 25.1, Hello Mother, Hello Father: Part 1

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I’m waiting for the day when I’m no longer pregnant with these space creatures. I’m sick of all the backaches and mood swings. It’s really annoying but not as annoying as Pedro’s behavior. He’s all goo goo about this pregnancy and making me stand here naked while he takes photos of my baby bump.  He wants memories of this and I rather forget it all. I’m not sure how many pics he needs of me but 1 is good enough. The kids are about to come home from school and he isn’t done.

“Pedro.. you know my kids will be home soon. Don’t you have enough pics now? This is stupid.. Can you just teleport these freak babies out of me now? Use your alien magic for fuckin’ sakes!”

 

 

“Ewww gross daddy! I see your butt! Why are you naked?!”

“Damn it Pedro.. Those brats are home now. Hurry up!”

 

 

 

I’m pretty that MiKaia is washing her eyes with bleach now. I mean look at me? This fat pregnant look isn’t a good look on me. I miss my sexy hot body that I once had. Now these space demons ruined my perfect body! I can’t see how Lois still finds me attractive. How can she love this gross fat on me? Maybe that’s why I love her so much. She can still love me even if I’m a fat pregnant mess.

 

 

 

Then Pedro walks in my room. I was hoping that he didn’t want to take more pics of my gross body. What’s his deal? He’s been a real weirdo lately. Then he shot a blue laser light at me. That’s the last thing I remember. What’s going on? I bet this pregnancy is making this happen.

 

 

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“Borage, come to me.”

 

 

 

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“I don’t know why I’m walking over to you like some kind of puppy. What do you want now? You got what you wanted. You me pregnant and you got those baby bump pics. What else?”

 

 

 

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“Borage, I know you given me what I want. You been good. I want more from you. I enjoy time I pollinated you. I forget how good genies make good lover. I want to mate again.”

“Dude, I ain’t gay like you.”

“I am not. Where I come from, we mate with both genders. It’s normal.”

 

 

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“Here on Earth that’s called being gay. Stop using your jedi mind tricks on me. I’m not comfortable being this close to you. I don’t wanna fuck you. I like ladies. You know, those people who have vaginas. Those are amazing. You should try one sometime. I can introduce you to my slutty twin sister.”

 

 

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“I know, customs are different here. But I want to mate again.”

“What do you mean, again?”

“We mated, I did more than pollinated. You have no memory of it.”

“You’re a fucked up dude.”

“Don’t worry, Borage. You won’t remember this.”

“This?”

 

 

“If you relax, you can enjoy this.”

“WHAT THE FUCK PEDRO!”

 

 

“I don’t like this! Stop it!”

“Relax, Borage. You will enjoy.”

“No I won’t! I knew you were a rapist!”

“I no rape. We mate!”

“No means no, Pedro! This is rape!”

“Relax. It will feel good.”

 

 

 

“Brother! What on green earth are you doing with my husband?! Are you mating with him?!”

 

 

 

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“I can’t believe you, brother! You can not mate with my husband! We are married now! You were only suppose to still pollination him. Not mate with him! He’s already carrying your triplets. I forbid you from mating with him anymore!”

 

 

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“Borage, my host. I can mate with him still. I enjoy last time. I want to mate with him more. Genies are great love. You cannot forbid me. You already removed your egg. Borage is mine.”

 

 

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“I never removed my egg brother. I just deactivated it. Now he has 2 eggs in him. This can kill him for sure. I don’t care rather you enjoy mating with him or not. He is my husband now. You have no say in this matter. Now you must remove your egg. You can’t take complete ownership in him!”

 

 

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“Sister, you lied! This can harm my offspring! If this harm my offspring, I will be angry!”

 

 

 

“Brother, I am sorry. I had no idea you were going to use method 1. You used method 2 last time. I felt that you were against method 1, on Earth using method 1 on a straight male would be difficult. I can assure you, that your offspring will be fine. I will remove my egg from Borage since you completed your task. But promise me you won’t tell Borage about this. I want to stay married to him. If he thinks my egg is still in him, he wouldn’t dare try to divorce me.”

 

 

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“I will promise, only if we him tonight like we do on Ziharia. Our home. Don’t you miss sharing? Dinzus were our thing on Zharia. You lost touch with Ziharian customs. We can do them here. On Earth it’s called, Threesomes. I learn from Google. I know Borage no touch you in great  while. Borage has no free will. He cannot reject you. We should have Dinzu with Borage, sister.”

 

 

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“Have a Dinzu with Borage? I know it’s been a while since we done a Dinzu like on our planet Ziharia. I guess we could do this just this once with Borage.”

 

 

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“But I must admit I have gotten use to Earth customs.  This isn’t normal for Earthlings, you know. Brother and sister teaming up for a threesome. I rather mate with Borage while he still has his free will. But you are right, Borage haven’t touched him in months. With him being pregnant with your offspring, I find it hard to get him  intimate with me. He’s so.. moody.”

 

 

“Oh this amazing! I couldn’t get Borage to perform oral on me when he has free will. I needed this!”

“Sister, do not talk. I remember why we stop Dinzu. You talk too much.”

“Sorry, brother.”

 

 

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“I have removed my egg from Borage. Your offspring should be fine. Maybe we talk about you finding a real mate. You know you can’t keep wiping Borage’s mind like this. It’s harmful and can fry his brain. I’m sure there’s other genies on this planet you could have as a mate. Borage has a twin sister who is genie. Or maybe I could convince Sha-“

 

 

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“Sister! Do not say her name. I want nothing to do with her. Don’t bring up painful past.”

 

 

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“Brother, I am not. I figure maybe you wanted a Ziharian. You loved her once. Time has past by, maybe you should forgive her. This with Borage have to stop. Wouldn’t you prefer a mate who has their free will? Earth is different from Ziharia. They may be as promiscuous as us but here they have sexual preferences. Borage is what they call a “Heterosexual”. He prefers the female species.  If you’re not willing to forgive.. her, then perhaps I can help find you a genie mate. Your old has been asking about you. She’s here on Earth now.”

 

 

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“I don’t care to know about Sha’tifa. I can never forgive her. After all she done. Never forgive. I prefer a genie mate, sister. You are right, I need free willing mate. But Borage is idiot. Don’t think it’s possible to fry his brain.”

 

 

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I really don’t remember laying down for a nap. I really hate being pregnant. Why can’t it be over by now? The last pregnancy was short. This has been lasting for a bunch of months. Hella lame.

 

 

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“Why is my ass sore again?! Damn it Fayon! I’m getting tired of you using your rape toys on me while I’m asleep!”

 

 

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I invited my parents to come stay for a few days. My mom was the first to show but I saw she bought Rosette along with her. Can she go anywhere without that psycho?! I told mom not to bring her cause I know how she gets around my dad. I’m sure her and Fayon will be along well because they are both fucking crazy.

 

 

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“Oh Asian kid, where is my love Liam? I know he’s here. It’s been so long since I made sweet love with my boo. I know my boo thang is missing me right now. My coochie is ready and restored after I pushed out Thing 1 and Thing 2.  I swear those creatures of the night almost destroyed my goods! Especially Thing 1 with his giant ears!”

 

 

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“You must be Rosette, you’re the crazy one that my dad told me about. I told my friends I have a Uncle named Morphine. Why do you give your kids stupid names?”

 

 

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“Shut up you little punk! Who are you calling crazy?! Just tell me where my boo thang is so I can love on him. My body is ready. That giant ear monster baby almost destroyed my hot body. I think that’s why Liam sent me back home. I’m perfect now, WHERE IS MY MAN?!”

 

 

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“If this is how you gonna act, Rose I wish I made you stayed home. No one has time for you to obsess over  man who doesn’t like you! Liam will never love you!”

 

 

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“Hey mom, I’m glad to see you but why did you bring her with you? I didn’t want any drama here. I’m already stressed out.”

 

 

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“I’m sorry, Bubba. I was going to bring Fifi with me but your grandmother wouldn’t let me take her with me. She said school was important and some shit.  She could of went to school here. I had a extra ticket and Rosette took it. Your grandmother said I had to take her with me and we can’t come home pregnant either.”

 

 

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“Why would Grandmama want to torture me like this? I thought I was her favorite grandson? I already have a crazy female here. My wife. I don’t need 2 crazies in my house. Mimi doesn’t need to see this you know. She’s been recovering well.”

 

 

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“She said she didn’t want to deal with her. I had no choice Bubba. But I see you put on some weight, Bubba. How much cake have you been eating? I think you need to run to the gym like now.”

 

 

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“I wish it was weight gain but it’s not. I’m pregnant.”

 

 

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“Bubba, how? You’re a boy. I remember you having a penis when I changed your diapers those couple of times when you were just my little Bubba boo baby.”

 

 

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“Aliens, mom. It was aliens. Remember Pedro, the rapist I was telling you about? He got me pregnant again. I don’t know how or when. But I do know that he did. He was always grabbing my ass and saying “Tonight, you.” I think he raped me.”

 

 

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“Wait so you’re telling me that you have a rapist living in your house who gets you pregnant? Why can’t you kick him out? Do you like getting raped in the ass? You know they make special sex toys for ones who like ass play. Maybe you buy one, Bubba.”

 

 

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“I wouldn’t like ass play mom. My ass is exit only! I’m pretty sure he used his alien magic to get me pregnant but I still say he’s a rapist some way. I wish I could kick him out but he does help out with these kids so I don’t have to deal with them.”

 

 

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“Alien magic? Sounds like a lame alien. No probing ass play? That’s boring.”

 

 

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“Mama, I rather take the boring alien magic than getting my ass probed. If that ever happened then I will be forever scarred.”

 

 

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“Well the aliens in Sunlit Tides do the whole ass probed thing. They’ve taken Rosette a bunch of time and always probing her in the ass. Now she just comes back even more crazier.”

 

 

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“That’s impossible for Rosette to be more crazier than what she already is. Rosette’s crazy level is over 9000.”

 

 

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“I guess that’s true. Anyway, where’s your dad? Isn’t he coming too?”

 

 

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“Shit. I forgot that I was suppose to pick him up 3 hours ago. I guess I was really sleepy. I didn’t remember laying down for a nap. But I took a nap just a bit ago. I better go get him.”

 

 

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“You go do that, Bubba. I’ll feed my grandbabies with my magic genie food.”

 

 

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I bet my dad is probably pissed that I forgot to pick him up. I’m sure he’ll be okay. I can just blame these space babies. I know they are the ones who make me forget shit and make me passed out.

 

 

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“Hey handsome. I notice you been standing out here for while.”

“Yeah, I’m waiting on my son to pick me up. He’s very late.”

 

 

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“Shame on him, making you wait all this time. Doesn’t he know that sometimes there are some scary vampires lurking in the shadows, waiting to dine on a handsome fella like yourself? Shame on him. Where are you from, handsome?”

 

 

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“I’ll be fine. I can handle a few scary vampires. My name is Liam, I’m from Twinbrook. I’m here to visit my son and meet my grandchildren.”

 

 

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“Twinbrook, huh? I have a aunt and a cousin living in Twinbrook. I’m Nyx, I’m from Lucky Palms but I travel around now. I do have a cousin staying here and was thinking of visiting him. He has a bunch of kids.. so I don’t know now. You’re too young to be a grandfather now.”

 

 

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“It’s nice to meet you Nyx. My son didn’t take any of my advice and now he has a bunch of kids. If he’s anything like his mother, then my grandchildren are doomed. You should still visit your cousin even if he has a bunch of kids like my son. Children are wonderful. I love kids, I have a bunch myself.”

 

 

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“Don’t tell me you’re one of those 100 baby people? I like kids but I can’t handle too many at a time. My cousin is a idiot and I’m sure his idiot genes passed down to his kids. I might drop by to check on him.”

 

 

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“But since you been waiting on your son, maybe I can help you kill some time until he shows up.”

 

 

 

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“Hmm, what do you have in mind Nyx?”

 

 

 

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“Maybe we can check out that photo booth?”

 

 

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“I think we can do that.”

 

 

 

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“I think I’m gonna keep this.”

 

 

 

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“That was amazing, Liam.”

“You’re pretty amazing yourself.”

“I think I should be going now. My sister has a gig in town tonight. She’s a DJ living in Bridgeport, she’s a better DJ than our cousin.”

“Funny, my son is a DJ too.”

“It’s been fun, handsome.”

“Yeah, it has.”

 

 

 

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“I’ll leave you this to remember me by, Liam. Stay sexy.”

 

 

 

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I showed up as I saw my cousin Nyx Montigo run off. I had no idea she’s even in town. I wonder if her twin is playing in town. That would be the only reason why she would be in town. I have a female cousin who DJs too. She calls herself, Nina Pink. She lives in Bridgeport. I know The Edge is having huge party tonight. I wish I could watch my cousin perform but I’m not stepping foot in that place until I have these space creatures.

 

 

 

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“Sorry for being late, dad. Shit happens.”

 

 

 

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“I’ve been calling and texting you for 3 hours? Where were you? I guess it’s okay. I enjoined the company of that lovely vampire lady while I waited for you to come pick me up.”

 

 

 

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“Enjoined her company? Please tell me that you didn’t just fuck her?”

 

 

 

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“What difference does it make rather I did or not. Like it’s any of your concern. I see you have been busy.”

 

 

 

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“That lovely vampire that just left is my cousin, Nyx Montigo. And if you’re implying that I fucked a alien and gotten pregnant by it, then you’re wrong. It was alien magic, dad. Alien magic!”

 

 

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“Nyx is your cousin? I had no idea. I guess she and I were talking about the same person. It’s hard to believe that she is your cousin. She seems normal.”

7 thoughts on “Love For The Ladies: Chapter 25.1, Hello Mother, Hello Father: Part 1

    1. If Liam knew Nyx is a Montigo, would he had still hook up with her? Most likely hahahaha. Nyx is a floater, she’ll randomly appear in a story and then she’s gone. I think I might have her return when Liam comes back again in a future chapter.

  1. Hahahahaha I have to love his father, he didn’t even know she was his cousin. Well, I guess if the rest of the family is pretty much like his mom and dad… and him, then this sorta thing can happen like no biggie.
    The alien siblings are too much, I love how they get Borage to do anything.

  2. NYX SEEMS NORMAL TO LIAM?! She’s a vampire! Plus, she flooded her school, egged the mayor’s house in Lucky Palms, AND sent the mayor’s wife to the hospital! She’s not normal!

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