Note: This chapter will be done a bit differently than usual. Since my laptop was stolen 3 weeks ago, my current games weren’t recently backed up. I had to revert to my old files. I lost some sims and had to re create them the best I could. I had lost MiKaia and Miyoko, I had to age them to kids after I recreated them, with that I had to age the rest to teens. I left Mordecai as a kid but he will be aging shortly. I didn’t get to go with my original plot since the kids are older now. Were fast forwarding in time. Borage will explain the events in the past years. Enjoy!
Chapter 24: Time, Space, Love
I only feel lucky whenever I look into her violet eyes, even when I’m surrounded by chaos in my life. How could I had gotten so lucky to have Lois in my life? Even with this mess going on, she stays by my side. How did I get lucky?
You all know about my journey to banging 1000 fine ass ladies. But with Lois around.. Now I’m not sure about that. I enjoy being a ladies man. Hooking up with different ladies everyday of the week. But this lady got me thinking a different way now. We are blessed with a beautiful daughter together. She just as perfect as Lois…
Over the years I’ve spent countless hours with Lois in my arms. I haven’t thought much about banging another lady. With my current situation that’s a bit hard. I just didn’t have the time plus with Lois on my mind all the hard.. the thought with another woman sicking me. It’s so strange of me saying that now. As much as I want to be a Ladies’ man, Lois is making it hard. She isn’t the only one who is making things difficult for me.
What is this that I’m feeling? When I’m near her, my heart races, my palms sweat, and when she looks at me.. I can do nothing but smile. What is this feeling that I’m feeling? It is possible… am I in love with Lois? I don’t know as I’ve never been in love before. I don’t believe I’m capable of being in love. Look at my parents, my mom cheats on her husband and that’s how I’m here now. As for my dad, he’s busy pumping baby juice into each lady he sees just to live forever. My parents had shown me that they aren’t capable of ever loving one person. My sisters are all sluts. I don’t believe I could ever be in love. But whenever I’m around Lois and holding her tight.. maybe I’m wrong?
Lois is currently the only good in my life.. But let me tell you all of the bad in my life. Through out the years, shit got real.. real fast. Seeing Lois’ smiling face keeps me going through the years. It’s been nothing but chaos since I allow 2 green aliens into my house, along with a old horny witch who talks to herself. I hope you’re ready for this…
When Mimi was about 2, there was a accident. My angel baby fell into the pool and nearly drowned. I often blamed myself because I was suppose to be watching her. Instead I wanted chow down on some pizza. Fayon forgot to lock the back door after taking the trash out one night.
Bora Bora was the first to find Mimi laying in the bottom of the pool. She thought she could save her but nearly drowned herself. Pedro was able to heal Bora Bora since she’s alien like him but we had to rush Mimi to the hospital as she was fighting for her little life. Mimi remains in a coma. She banged her head against the pool as she fell in. She spent a few months in the hospital I couldn’t stand leaving my angel baby in a place like that. Lois is a nurse and order of medical stuff. Lois had enough training to monitor Mimi at home. We got a incubator crib that would keep track of Mimi’s vitals as she remains in a coma for many years. I was happy to take her thinking maybe she’ll wake up. Lois was suppose to move away, but this accident happening with Mimi and Baby cake not wanting to leave, Lois decided to stay for good.
After many visits by doctors, I was given the news that Mimi may never wake up. If she does, then she will have serve brain damage and wouldn’t be the same. This made my heart stop. Hearing that my angel baby may never wake up. I miss her sparkling blue eyes that she got from me. I miss her sweet giggle and angel smile. I miss hearing her say “Love you dada.” Then I turn to Bora Bora who is as annoying as always. I get angry when I look at her. I can’t believe she stupidly jumped into the pool thinking she could of save her when she can’t swim. I knew it was another attempt to get me to like her. One day, I lashed out her.. I was just so angry at her.. She ran away before I could tell her why was I so angry at her. Pedro found her trying to lake into a lake.
I asked Bora Bora why did she try to jump in the lake. She said, “I thought you wished that I drowned.” My heart broke when she said that. I don’t like Bora Bora, I find her annoying but that doesn’t mean that I don’t love her. If I would of lost Bora Bora, I would of been crushed. As annoying as she may be, she’s still apart of me. I mean.. I carried her for 9 months and gave birth to her. I love my daughter, I named her but I just don’t like her. Bora Bora remains annoying as ever, I usually just tune her out until she gets tired. I just hope my angel baby will wake up one day…
Pedro helped out with carrying for MiKaia. Greta had been acting odd lately. She would dress in sexy old lady panties and try to seduce me. Greta had been off her game and this made Pedro to step in a little more. I guess caring for MiKaia gave him baby fever because he’s talking about wanting me to have more babies. I don’t even think so, Pedro. That last pregnancy was terrible. One baby grew up to be annoying while the other is just plain evil and refuses to speak English.
We moved into a bigger house after Mimi’s accident. Living there was a painful reminder of that awful accident. Plus this house will make it harder for MiKaia to wonder off to the pool. The kids love this place. It’s cool I guess. But what am I gonna do with this big ass house once these kids move out? I don’t plan on having anymore unless Lois wants a another baby. I know Fayon wants kids but that shit ain’t happening.. No way, no how.
Whenever Lois and I hook up, we are cautious about it. Lois really haven’t talked about having kids but I know she does whenever she looks at my youngest set of twins. She loves playing with MiKaia. Lois said we needed to focus on Mimi and in hopes she’ll pull though. Lois is right. I’m not really interest in making babies, but if Lois wants one then I’m all for it. As for Fayon, no way in hell I’m putting a baby in her. I have enough crazy aliens living in my house. I don’t need anymore.
My little Fiona calls me a lot now. She just turned 15 and she’s wants to be a DJ when she grows up. I think that’s pretty awesome. My baby sister wants to be like me. I told her once she finishes school, she can stay with me and I can show her the ropes. I think Fifi is my fav of all of my sisters that I know about. I know dad had made a ton. I kinda like Erica, she’s cool. Martini might be dumb as hell but she’s still cool. Acacia is bougie as hell. She doesn’t say much to me but I don’t care. She can be all super lesbian on Mars if she wanted to. But I can tell ya I can’t stand Amaretto Sour, Tequila Sunrise and Celsia. Especially my twin Celsia! I wish she would fall off the face of the Earth. She’s just a stupid annoying slut. She keeps sending me her slutty pics, thinking she’s sending it to a guy she probably just met. I changed my number a few but the dumb slut keep doing the same thing. Now Amaretto Sour is doing the same. Tequila Sunrise moved to Lucky Palms and working at Montigo Palms, which is a night club. All she does is get drunk then text or call me about stupid shit and her daddy issues. I wish those 3 would go away!
I have a brother, Dodder. He’s cool but he keep getting locked up for stealing. Typical negro. All of us him and Eric is mostly black.. Celsia talk about how she’s not surprise. I hate her. My dad told me that I have 2 little brothers that he had with my mom. I don’t know why would be want kids with mom again? I know she brought that crazy Aunt of mines. I have another sister-cousin to probably hate and a brother-cousin. Of course they have stupid names. Morphine and Fentanyl. What kind of mess is that? Rosette can’t even spell that! My mom is still doing the flower hippy naming after naming my brothers Delphinium and Gladiolus. I guess.. she named me after a flower. Borage. She said had good reasons. I guess.. I’m glad I wasn’t Rosette’s child. I would of ended up with a fucked up name like Regret or Morphine.
Fayon does make my life difficult. She knows I DJ at the club and I will come home late. She yells at me for it. She thinks I’m sneaking off and fucking other ladies. She’ll put out her crazy sex toys and threaten to use them on me. Those damn things are painful as hell. Pedro usually steps in and she stops bitching. She’s really pushing the engagement on her. I’m running out of time and that ticking bomb she put in me is about to go off. I don’t wanna marry Fayon but I don’t wanna die. I can’t Lois and my kids behind. I guess I gotta do it… I hate this. I really do. All I think about is Lois and I gotta marry to green psycho just to live. Fayon wants me to ask her to marry her. Why? I tried right then and there but she wants it done romantically. I hate this woman.
One day I took Fayon down to the beach behind our house and asked her to marry her the way she wanted me. I struggle trying to buy a ring.. I struggle just walking down to the beach with Fayon just to ask her. I rather be asking someone else this question one day…
“Borage my love. This ring is absolutely gorgeous! I love it! I love you! You just made me the most happiest alien in the universe! I just knew you were going to come through. I know in my heart that you must love me as well as I love you. Just look at this ring! It’s perfect like you.”
We kissed and shit. She talked about how she loved the ring. I thought about pushing her into the ocean and hope she drowns. I rather be giving that ring to someone else in the future.. I think I could.. My mind is so twisted now.
Fayon and I sat down and watched to sun set across the ocean. It’s breath taking really. Stunning. I rather be sharing this moment in time with Lois. Not with this space rapist. Fayon talked about how she wants her wedding and how she wants it on Sunlit Tides. I just tuned her out and thought about.. Lois. I know this news of the engagement is going to hurt her.. I hope she understands the situation that I am. It was the matter of life or death.
MiKaia along with Mimi are now child aged. MiKaia might be purple like Alayna but she takes after me. This kid thinks she’s the queen of English or something. Very annoying, I try to keep my distance. When she talks, I get a headache like whenever Bora Bora or Fayon talks to me. Luckily for me, MiKaia likes hanging out with Pedro. She can bug him all she wants. I wonder what happen to her mom though. I thought Alayna and I were cool but she just takes off without saying anything. I guess she didn’t like me or the kids. Mordecai asks about her, so does MiKaia. I don’t know what to tell them. Alayna, where did you go? Why did you leave without saying anything? Your purple kid is annoying!
Fayon didn’t get her dream wedding in Sunlit Tides like she wanted. My family wouldn’t be available to come and I was running out of time. My family in Sunlit Tides kept getting abducted by aliens, my dad was just busy being tormented by a cat lady. We had the wedding by the beach behind our house. This was the worse day of my life. I forced a smile on my face so Fayon wouldn’t go cray cray. Fayon wanted us to dress like genies and she suddenly had hair. I think it was a weave. It was just us, the kids, Pedro and of course… Lois.
This would of been a perfect day if it was with the right person. I don’t know why I’m suddenly thinking about marrying Lois. Maybe it’s the stress of Fayon.. Or maybe.. just maybe.. I truly love Lois. It’s hard to say at this point. I faked a smile during the wedding, just to keep Fayon happy. At least one person is happy. I know Lois and I are not..
Fayon leaped into my arms. Damn this heffa be heavy as hell! She talked about how happy she was. I ain’t trying to hear this.
“At last we are official my love. I knew one day you were going to marry me. I deactivated my egg a long time ago. You weren’t going to blow up and die after all. I just wanted to make sure you would marry me. And now were are married. Mates for life. I love you so much Borage!”
After Fayon told me that I wouldn’t even die because she had turned off her bomb inside of me.. I wanted to toss this bitch in the water. Can’t believe this evil hoochie just tricked me into marriage! Fuck my life…
I’m not sure how my kids felt about the wedding. They were eyeing that cake the whole time. They are my bay bays, they take after me. We love that cake.
Fayon wanted me to cut the cake. I wanted to cut that bitch for tricking me. Guess we can’t let this tasty cake go to waste.
My kids were growing up quick. It’s hard to believe that my oldest is about to be a teen. Bruce-Lee is a decent looking kid, he has some of my good looks. I know he’s gonna ask advice of how to talk to girls at school. I don’t mind helping the kid out with the ladies. I just know Liam.2 is gonna be my star ladies man. I got pointers for the boys.
At first BL was a bit a grumpy teen with wild hormones. I take comfort in knowing that his balls just dropped. It was gonna happen, I hope. I’m just waiting for the day for Liam.2’s balls to drop and I can tell him how to use them.
However I wasn’t happy to see baby cake become a teen. If I could just hold on to my princess a little longer… Time flies by too quick. 6 of my kids are teens in a blink of a eye. I know this house is about to get pretty crazy.
Baby cake is as perfect as she always been. She looks like Lois a lot.. perfect. I’m proud of my baby girl.
Remember Luna? She and that annoying Bora Bora aged into teens as well. Pedro talked about how he’s glad how well the girls turned out to be, especially Luna. He talked about Luna is beautiful but passable. He’s still looking for the perfect. I’m not sure what he means but if he’s implying that I have more kids with him, he can go to hell.
Days turning into weeks. Weeks turning into months and months turning into years. Time is just passing me by and I’m not sure what to do anymore. I’ve busy with DJing, watching over Mimi and thinking of Lois. I don’t know what next to do with the subject of Lois. I’m stuck in a marriage with Fayon. She threaten me if I try to divorce her then she would reactivate her egg bomb. I’m not sure to believe her or not but I’m not taking any chances. This fucking sucks!
I tried going to Pedro and seeing if he could help me with this. He knows that I don’t like his sister but he decided to get weird and play Suzie Grab-Ass with me. I can’t walk by him without him grabbing my ass and giving me a devilish smile. I don’t know what his deal is but he need to quit for real.
I had enough of his random ass grabs and confronted him. He didn’t take it so well.
“I will have your anus, Borage. Soon. You made promise, you will keep. I will have you soon.”
I don’t trust Pedro at all at this moment. I’m not sure what evil plan he has cooking in his head but I know it has something to do with my sexy ass. Exit only, Pedro.
I try and try avoiding any sexual contact with Fayon. But I couldn’t hold off any longer. I knew it was a matter of time before she get all cray cray and bust out her freaky rape toys again. I guess I could fuck her just this once. Maybe she’ll get off my back. She talks about having babies but I’m preventing that.
I regret this night. I slipped up. Fucked up myself up royally. I went back into my old ways and not wrapping it up. My mind was cloud. I couldn’t think straight..
Fayon got her wish. She was having my baby… Fuck my life…
Fayon had twins, a boy named Apollo Montigo.
And a girl named Nova Montigo. I have no interest in these kids what so ever..
Thing s get worse for me. This night was a nightmare.. even if I can’t remember what happen. But you will see the results from this night.
I should of know that something was up when Pedro was suddenly interest in my DJ stuff. He also decided to try my drinks. I never seen Pedro drink before. I didn’t think they could drink.
The last thing I remember from that night was Pedro shooting a blue laser light at me. I don’t know whatever after that nor do I care to know..
“I told you, Borage. I will have you.”
“No magic this time. I will do this right.”
“Pedro..please.. Don’t.. I’m not cool with this at all. Why can’t I shake you off?”
“No free will, Borage. You can’t deny me. I will have of you.”
“There’s gotta be another way.. Please.. I didn’t know you were this way. I guess I know why I never seen you with a lady.”
“No Borage, we do this way. It’s the only way now. I’m alien, we have no preference. But I prefer you. You are genie. I like genies.”
“Okay.. but my twin is a genie and a GIRL. Can you just trade?”
“No. You are my host. I will have of you, Borage. Don’t worry so much. You will have no memory of this. You might even like this.”
“Can you at least use some lube? This shit hurts!”
I found myself naked in bed. I don’t even know how I got here. I must of been drinking a lot last night..
“Why is my ass so sore? Fayon! Did you use your freaky rape toys while I was blacked out?! Damn that kinky woman.”
Weeks later I haven’t been feeling so hot. I must of gotten the stomach flu or it’s just stress from life. Mimi is still in a coma. I keep finding Greta in my bed wanting to have my baby. Fayon is crazy and Pedro has a obsession with grabbing my ass. I’m still trying to figure out rather I love Lois or not.
Pedro has be kinda possessive over the new babies. He barely allows Greta to have anything to do with them. He’s specially attached to Nova. Pedro is getting stranger and stranger as time go by. He asks me if I’m feeling well or not. If I tell him that I’m not then he smiles devilishly I don’t know what’s up with that.
The twins are toddlers now. Apollo has my hair. Fayon comment on how he looks just like me. I don’t see it.
Nova got my dad’s black hair. Strange but whatever. She likes Pedro a lot.
My kids are starting to stress me out too. Luna now speaks English now. She enjoys starting fights at school. Fayon enough of Luna’s behavior and put her in timeout. Luna is 14! How is this gonna fix anything?
“Next time I see that bitch.. I’m punching her in the face! Humans be so stupid!”
Mordecai got int trouble at school. Fayon is taking this step mother thing serious by sending Morde into timeout. Morde told his teacher that she has nice tits. The school took offense to that. I see nothing wrong with him doing that. If she has nice tits then it would be rude not to tell her. I’m not mad at the kid but Fayon was furious. He’s a boy, boys like tits. I sure do.
“But my teacher has really nice boobies. I thought it was nice to let her know. I was hoping I would get an A. I thought you were suppose to tell ladies if they have nice boobies. Dad does! This is unfair Fayon! You don’t have nice boobies like my teacher!”
I try to spend a lot of time with Baby cake since she growing up so fast. I just can’t figure out why won’t this stupid game won’t work!
“Daddy, you don’t have the TV on.”
“Oh.. I guess that would help huh.”
“Yeah daddy! You’re silly.”
“Baby cake! You’re using cheat codes! That’s unfair!”
“I am not daddy! You just suck at this game!”
“I don’t! I’m great at this game. You’re just being a cheater!”
“Chill daddy, it’s just a game.”
“I know but damn it Baby cake!”
“Sheesh daddy.. You been having some wicked mood swings lately. You okay?”
“I will be when you stop using cheats!”
I did enjoy playing with Baby cake but I don’t know why these 3 kids were tripping. They know how it is..
14 years earlier….
“Will you brats shut up with that mess! Daddy is busy checking out ladies with my favorite kid.”
Fayon is nerve wrecking since she became a mother. Nova is such a cry baby and Fayon freaks out whenever Nova cries. She thinks she’s a bad mother whenever that annoying brat cries. She always try to leave that brat with me so she can go cry cause she thinks she’s horrible. You are horrible! These kids are horrible!
This was the day I found out what’s been going on with me. Pedro has done it.. Luna sense something and told me that I’m pregnant. I can’t believer this.. I told Pedro I wasn’t having anymore of his kids.
“Borage, you’re pregnant.”
“What the fuck? Why would you say that?”
“Cause I know, dumb ass. Haven’t you figure that out by now?”
“I thought I was sick and stressed out by your annoying faces and your crazy Aunt-Step Mom.”
“No. Suziu got you pregnant.”
“I told that fucker no.. How do you even know? How can you even tell?”
“Alien powers, dumb shit.”
“Go fuck yourself , Luna”
“Eat shit and die, Borage.”
Fayon is worried Mordecai because he loves tits so much. How is that a problem. Just leave that boy alone, heffa.
“I heard babies drink boobie milk. How does that taste like, Nova? Is it good? I wonder would be good with cereal. I bet Fayon’s milk taste, Nova. Your mom sucks and her boobies are ugly!”
Since Fayon has a meltdown every 5 seconds, this kid that didn’t realize I had, fills in. I think her name is Lilah. This whole time I thought she was a friend of the kids who wouldn’t go home. I don’t remember Liam.2 ever having a twin sister.
Lilah likes the little alien kids. She likes Apollo more and is always talking about a brain llama. I don’t know what the fuck that is but this child is cray cray. Are you sure she’s mine?
She does look a lot like Lindy and she has my hair and blue eyes. I guess she’s mine. I just don’t remember this girl much.
I’m in some deep thoughts, trying to figure shit out. How did Pedro get me pregnant again? Was he using his alien magic again? Why can’t I remember anything. He probably did it whenever blacked out…
I think I better start locking my room whenever I drink.. I can’t keep having this alien butt babies. I wonder how will Lois feel about me being pregnant. Who would want a pregnant man?
I’m amazed how she’s not bothered by this pregnancy. She’s been a angel through this whole thing. She brought me ice cream, rubbed my back, very been very helpful and supportive through out my pregnancy so far. How did I get so lucky?
My luck is getting better. One day.. A miracle happen.
My angel baby woke from her 6 year coma. This was the best day of my life…
They said it wouldn’t be possible. They said Mimi would be a vegetable for the rest of her life. But here she is.. A woke. She awake for the first time since she was 2. But Mimi couldn’t speak nor walk. She fell to the ground when she tried to get out of bed for the first time. The only word she could say was “Daddy.” Pedro was able to restore her speak with his alien magic but he wasn’t able to restore her ability to walk. She muscles were too weak.
Mimi is now in a wheelchair. It’s not forever.. We have hope that Mimi will be walking again. Lois works with Angel baby every waking hour to help her walk again. A angel helping my angel walk again. How did I get lucky? I can’t wrap my mind around it.
This pregnancy seem worse than the first one. I’m bigger and my back kills me.
“Why the fuck do women keep having these creatures?! Being pregnant sucks! All those heffas trying to have 100 of these things.. You cray cray! I ain’t got time for this!”
Being pregnant has it’s pluses. Free ice cream and I’m on baby leave from my job at the club.
This gives me time to spend with my princess and angel, chill in my pool and think about her. Lois.
Even with this big preggo belly, Lois still finds me hot. Lois told me how Angel baby is making good process. She could be walking again in a year. She suggest I should invite my parents to meet the kids. Things been crazy and they haven’t met them yet.
I gave my parents a call telling them about Mimi and they should come visit. They were on board and would come in 2 weeks. I haven’t told them about the pregnancy. I just wanna pretend that isn’t happening now.
“Mimi is doing great, mom. I invited dad out and he said he can make it. I want you here too but please don’t bring Rosette with you! This house has enough crazies and chaos in it!”
Watching the sun set with Lois in my arms has become the norm. When I’m with her, I’m at peace, I feel relaxed and free. Her soft skin touching mine makes me feel.. she could be the one. I can’t believe I am even saying that… I love her. I love Lois. I am in love with this woman. I can honestly say that. I love finding Lois bending slightly over the wall of the balcony, watching the sunset and the waves caress the shoreline. I would come from behind her and whisper, “Hey girl.” She would giggle. I would gently nibble on her ear. She would let out a slight moan. One this day.. I knew she’s the one. Maybe I don’t need to bang 100o ladies. Maybe I just need one. Lois.
I love this girl.
“Lois.. I have something to tell you.”
“I’m the baby daddy?”
“Funny.. but no.”
“Then tell me, Borage.”
“I love you.”
“I love you. I’m in love with you, Lois.”
“I love you too Borage.. I always had loved you.”
“Really? I wan’t sure about my feelings at first.. I never had feelings for anyone. I’m sure about this.””
What are we going to do about this? You’re married to Fayon and you have a goal of 1000 ladies.”
“I know but I can stop. I can stop for you.”
“What about Fayon?”
“We will find a way to get rid of her.”
“You would really give up your goal of 1000 ladies for me?”
“I don’t need 1000 ladies when I have you.”
Pedro gets excited whenever he sees me waddling in. It’s getting creepy now. He keeps rubbing my belly and talks to it like the create can hear him talk.
“It worked. The right way works. Were having triplets! Am I very happy!”
“Ooga booga boo little babies! I wait for arrival! We will have great time. Grow nicely in daddy for me! We have triplets! I make great progress now!”
“Please kill me.”
I know it was long but I couldn’t find a good cut off. Plus if I broke it in half, it would be been posted back to back anyway.