Love For The Ladies: Chapter 23, Snow Day

 

Don’t be afraid little one. Learning to walk should be fun, Kaia. I’m going to give Greta a break and let her settle in and teach you your skills. This should be fun.

 

 

 

Now come to Mama Fayon, you can do it.  Just take one step at a time for Mama Fayon.

 

 

 

Aww! I knew you could do my sweet little one! You’re walking for Mama Fayon, I am so proud of you, MiKaia!

 

 

 

 

I’m surprise of how well you are with kids, Fayon. I really needed this little break before returning to my duties. Thank you, Fayon.

 

 

 

You’re welcome Greta. Back on my home world I use to care for young aliens in a daycare like facility. This come natural for me you see. I hope one day once Borage and I marry, I shall have little ones of my own too.

 

 

 

You would like me as a step mother wouldn’t you, Kaia? You’re just so precious to me, little one.

 

 

 

Fayon told me that Greta needed a break. I guess. Maybe some of that crazy will leave her head and she won’t try to seduce me again. Greta hasn’t said much to me since that night. Fayon said she would teach MiKaia to walk. Good cause I don’t care much for that kid. I had Miyoko. I never really taught my kids to do anything. I did try to teach Mordecai how to talk but the only things I got him to say was “boobies” and “sexy lady”. Alayna wasn’t too happy about that. At least we know the kid won’t grow up to be gay or anything. Alayna will get her grandchildren from him.

 

 

 

Come to daddy, Mimi.

 

 

 

 

No dada.

 

 

 

 

 Fine be like that. Fayon is going to eat your sister because she eats babies, especially those purple babies. You’re not my favorite kid no more.

 

 

 

 

Dada! Dada! Dada!

 

 

 

 

All you got to do is walk for daddy and the evil Fayon monster won’t eat your sister.

 

 

 

Borage, what are you talking about over there. I heard my name.

 

 

 

I was telling Mimi you’re very pretty.  Get off my back woman.

 

 

 

 

Look at me guys! I’m making a snow angel the wrong way! Funny huh?

 

 

 

 

Are you trying to get attention because dad pays more attention to Mimi now? Kinda sad PC.

 

 

 

Yeah PC, that’s something that I would be doing. I’m the strange one of this family. Stop stealing my thunder!

 

 

 

Thunder? I can’t steal thunder! Wouldn’t that kill me or something?

 

 

 

You’re dumb PC! Stealing my thunder is a expression! And you’re talking about lighting! Thunder isn’t lighting, dummy! Even I know that!

 

 

 

 

So thunder isn’t that light that goes boom?

 

 

 

 

Brain llama! I hope you can see this snow angel from space! I made it for you in hopes you will return to me and take me to your home world. I already have my space suit on. Come take me! I’m ready!

 

 

 

Hey BL! Let’s have a snow ball fight! Or are you chicken?!

 

 

 

You really want to have a snow ball fight with BL? You know Asians can’t throw. Besides I rather make 2 big ol’ snow boobies and motorboat them like dad does to Lois when Fayon isn’t around. Dad is such a pimp. I’m gonna be just like him when I grow up and get all the ladies too. I’ll be all like, “Hey lady, nice boobies.” Then she be like, “Oh Morde you’re so big pimpin’ I love you!”.

 

 

 

Mordecai, can’t you just be a normal kid and do normal kid things and not worry about stuff like that. I have the most strangest siblings I swear. I think a snow ball fight between us boys will be fun and NORMAL.

 

 

 

I’m coming guys! Be prepare to be defeated! 

 

 

 

Let’s build a snowman for daddy. I think if we make a special snowman for daddy then maybe he’ll notice us and say something nice to us for once. What do you think Luna?

 

 

 

Freeze Borage. Borage die.

 

 

 

No Luna, were not going to kill daddy. Why do you hate daddy so much? Don’t you want daddy to like you too? Let’s make daddy a alien snowman. He’ll love it.

 

 

 

I guess I’ll start on the igloo by myself then. Daddy said he would help me build one but he hasn’t came outside yet. I’m feeling sad. I think he’s still with Mimi.

 

 

 

I can help you build this igloo PC. I’m sure this will please the great Brain llama alien gods in space. I know they have to be watching me.

 

 

 

Once we are done, the Brain llama will come and take me to space finally. I hope this will be the day finally!

 

 

 

They aren’t coming soon enough..

 

 

 

I know right!

 

 

 

I’m sorry Borage isn’t out to help you PC, I hope you don’t mind me stepping instead. I would love to build a igloo with you girls.

 

 

 

It’s okay mommy. I know at least one parent knows I exist…

 

 

 

 

Ready to get defeated losers?!

 

 

 

 

You defeat us? Yeah right! You have terrible aim, BL!

 

 

 

Yeah! You can’t even aim at the toilet! You get pee all over the wall! You’re so nasty, BL!

 

 

 

I’ll show you how terrible my aim is when I throw this right into your face!

 

 

 

 

You missed! You suck so bad! Just give it up BL!

 

 

 

Hey 3 mistakes I made, let me get in this.

 

 

 

I have homework to do.

I got some nice boobies to go look at.

 

 

 

 

Fine, go run away like the little punks you are. I guess it will be just me and Bruce. Go take Mimi back into the house.

 

 

 

Dada? Dada!

 

 

 

 

Were finish Luna. I sure hope that daddy will like our alien snowman that we made for him.

 

 

 

 

I see you girls made alien snowman. It lovely. It be me? I love it. Thank you.

 

 

 

 

Thanks Suziu but actually we made it for daddy. We wanted to make him a special snowman and hope he’ll notice us.

 

 

 

 

Oh I see. Why no make me something special? Why just Borage? I am other parent too. I care for you and Luna.

 

 

 

 

I know Suziu, but we want daddy’s attention. We don’t have to do any special for you.

 

 

 

 

Would be nice to have special something from you and Luna.

 

 

 

I guess it’s just us then dad. I’m gonna beat you so hard with snow balls!

 

 

 

I did the same with your mom, with my balls. She has a amazing mouth! Now bring it, brat!

 

 

 

This snow ball has your name on it dad!

 

 

 

 

Wait! I just saw you place a rock inside of that! That’s cheating!

 

 

 

 

Ha! You missed! You aim does suck! You sure didn’t get that from me. I have great aim. I created 9 of you mistakes, didn’t I?

 

 

 

Well 7 mistakes actually. Remember you had 2 butt babies? You got butt poked by Pedro! Ha! Ha! Ha!

 

 

 

Oh you think that’s funny? I’ll give ya something to laugh at! 1. Pedro really didn’t poke my butt!  He used alien magic! 2. Bora Bora and Luna came out like magic! So laugh at this, mistake number 1!

 

 

 

Ouch dad! You hit me in my balls!

 

 

 

Good! I didn’t want grandkids anyway!

 

 

 

Daddy do you like our snow alien man that we made for you?

 

 

 

No. Why would you think I like this ugly creature? It’s gross, green and reminds me of your crazy aunt. I don’t even like aliens. You guys brings me nothing but pain and sorrow. Get rid of it.

 

 

 

But daddy.. we made it for you. I wanted to make you something special so you’ll notice me. You’ll all about PC, L2 and Mimi and they never do anything special for you but I do. You never like anything I do for you.

 

 

 

You’re wrong Bora, you see I do notice you. How can I not notice you. You’re a very annoying brat who is always in my face and always making me stupid shit that you know I don’t like. So yeah I do notice you. A LOT. I don’t care much for you because you annoy the hell out of me. Get off my back, brat.

 

 

 

I can show you how annoying I can be if I were to start summoning every alien in the universe to come abduct you every night and anal probe then maybe you’ll care much for me then daddy!

 

 

 

Hey now Bora Bora… I like you better than Luna at least. Will you take that?

 

 

 

I just overheard Bora Bora talking about summoning the aliens! I hope she does! Maybe they will come and take me away so I can meet the brain llama gods! Then one day I’ll marry a alien too! Maybe I’ll marry Pedro! This is such a happy day!