NPCs of Monte Vista. You all suck and I hate your ugly faces however I have a very special gift for you all.
Girl: Special gift? I don’t see anything! I wonder what could it be.
Guy: Where is that voice coming from? I need to stop smoking so much.
Girl: I think I see the special gift coming from the sky.
Guy: I have a very bad feeling about this…
Guy: I’m outta here! Cya!
Girl: I think it’s a rock or something. I hope it’s a diamond! I love diamonds!
I think it’s coming right for me. Hmm.. That’s kinda strange. Was this gift only for me?
OH SHIT! That’s no diamond! That’s a meteor! I think this stance will protect me!
Oh hai there meteor! Nice to see you!
Boom baby boom.
Are you trying to kill me?
Oh. I see.
Andre: Human, why are you so burnt?
Girl: A evil woman is trying to kill me.
Liam: It’s really hard to run in dress shoes. Why do I keep wearing these things?
Andre: Anyway, meet my friend Micheal Jackson.
Liam: My name is Liam.
Girl: Hi Micheal Jackson!
Liam: Grr.. It’s Liam!
Liam: Hi can I put a baby in you?
Lady: Sure, I would love that.
Andre: Hey Micheal Jackson, she’s just gonna get hit by a meteor.
Liam: I told you that’s not my name! It’s Liam.
Andre: MJ, don’t get close. She’s gonna die.
Liam: Quit playa hatin’!
Lady: I’m gonna die?
Andre: Well I warned you MJ.. I’m out!
Lady: Who was that?
Liam: A stupid vampire… So are you ready to make a baby?
Lady: I just remembered that I’m already pregnant with my husband’s baby.
Liam: Oh… well let’s make out.
Liam: I’ll be back with flowers.
Lady: How sweet. I’ll wait for you here.
What on Earth is that in the sky coming my way? Looks like 7 floating rocks.
I’m glad so that I’m not a NPC. Damn I’m so sexy.
I wonder what could be taking Liam so long to get me some flowers. I really don’t need them.. just his sexy body.
Boom baby boom.
Hey I’m back with flowers! Where did you go? Oh right.. Fuckin’ meteors…