Since I was suppose to share Mimi I guess I would see if I’ll like MiKaia. All she did was scream and cry. I don’t like this kid. She’s not cool like her twin Miyoko. I find this purple kid annoying and stinky.
I get a email from some fairy lady in Sunset City. She sent me this pic saying my girls are doing fine. I’m all like who are you? I never met you before. She sent me a pic of her and she’s sexy as hell. I never fucked a fairy before and would like to. I told her we should do it and she said we did already and we have twins named Black Opal and Blue Topaz. How is that possible? I would remember fucking a sexy fairy like that. Are you sure those are my kids? They got my hair.. Maybe they are Dodder’s twins and she email me by mistake. Whoever you are Diamond Flare, let’s meet and hook up for real. I swear I never met your before, how can those girls be my kids?
Lois took over with Miyoko. Mimi seemed to like Lois a lot. Can’t blame her… It’s hard not to like Lois. She’s just so perfect and all. I’m glad that she changed Mimi’s smelly diaper cause I wasn’t about it. She might be my favorite but I’m not changing any shitty diapers!
You’re just a little cutie Mimi! You’re doing so good and not giving me a fuss with your change.
I regret missing out with PC’s upbringing but I wouldn’t mind having another little one. Maybe one day I will.
What I haven’t told your father or Pedro that the aliens have given me a special gift..
They gave me something very special but it only last for a short time. Since I never had any kids of my own, I get this one shot. If only there was a available suitor around, MiKaia.
Why is my mouth so sore…
Ouch that fucking hurts!
HOLY SHIT I GREW FANGS! I THINK I’M A VAMPIRE NOW!
Oh wait.. my mom and aunt has these too.. I thought I was gonna have normal teeth like my dad. These are gonna be awesome!
Hey Borage.. You’re looking really good. It’s been many many many many many many.. so many since I’ve felt the touch of a man. I was given a gift by the alien to carry a baby of my own at my old age. I have a limited time to do so. You’re very handsome, Borage and I’m choosing you to fathered my child.
Greta! What the fuck?! I can’t… No.. This sexy body of mine is for young sexy ladies only! I’m sure you were a sexy lady back in your day.. BUT.. NO! I can’t… Put your clothes back on!
I couldn’t believe what was going on. My nanny was standing in my room in her old lady panties trying to seduce me! I know I’m all sexy, hot and so damn fine but EWWWWW! I’m not fuckin’ no granny vag!
But Borage, this arrangement is perfect for us. You don’t even take care of your own kids. I will care for the baby while you do whatever you please. I would love to possibly have a genie witch baby with me. You have very nice genetics. I believe we would have a beautiful baby together.
No Greta.. I can’t.. There’s no way in hell I will ever sleep with you.. Not only you’re all old and shit but you’re my friend.. It wouldn’t feel right. You’re kid’s nanny, and I wanna keep it that way. Things can get awkward if the kids knew I fucked their old nanny. Plus Fayon would flip the fuck out. I don’t want to be raped by her again.
Borage, please. I always wanted to have kids of my own and I finally get a chance. This is going to wear off soon. I need to conceive a baby right now. Please Borage, do this for me? After all I’ve done for you, I just want this one thing.
I’m sorry Greta but I can’t do it.. I can find you a guy who will.
I don’t want some other guy, Borage. I’m after your special seed. And I’ll shall have it whatever it takes!
Wait! What are you doing Greta?!
A love spell, you won’t have a choice now. I’ll get a child from you one way or the other.
Please Greta don’t do this! I value our friendship and Fayon will go mental when she finds out!
Don’t worry about Fayon. I have a spell just for her too.
Just put a spell on her to stop being crazy then one on yourself too.. Stop this Greta! I don’t wanna touch your old cooter!
I think that was the spell. Maybe I’m missing a step. No, I think I got it. Do you love me now Borage?
I love ponies, rainbows, butterflies, bubbles and glitter!
Oh dear, it appears I cast the wrong spell. I think I turn him gay. I guess I should just rip away his towel and have my way with him.
Greta! No means no! I’m not gonna have a baby with you!!!!!
Borage don’t go! Come back!
WHY ARE ALL THE LADIES IN THIS HOUSE GO CRAZY?!!!
Oh dear, he gotten away. He’ll have to return and sleep eventually. I’ve never notice the buns on that man. Nice and tight like I like them.
Man… that was a close one.
What’s the deal with these ladies in this how. The only one who hasn’t went crazy yet is Lois. I hope that never happens.
I wonder if these fangs gave me a sexy upgrade and the ladies here can’t help themselves around me. I can’t help but be so sexy.
Hey Alayna… I know how this looks.. I can explain.
Please explain why you’re standing out your room butt naked. I have to hear this. This has to be a good story.
Greta is in my room in her sexy granny panties trying to seduce me. She said the aliens gave her a gift to have a baby at her age and she wants my kid so I ran out here.
That’s the most silliest thing I’ve heard you said Borage. Sweet ol’ Greta is standing in your room in her sexy undies trying to seduce you so she can have your kid? Borage, what’s going on with you. You’ve been acting strange lately.
I’m serious Alayna.. Greta is after this good good. Can you blame her? You had a taste of this before a few times. Greta has fallen under my spell of BMG sexiness.
Borage, take one of these towels and cover yourself before the kids see you. You look tension and stressed. Let me loosen you up.
Wow Borage, you are very tensed up here.
Yeah.. I’m surrounded by never ending crazy and getting no loving from the ladies.
There’s a hot stone massage that I learned. I want to try it out on you.
I’m all for it but Greta is still in my room…
Good afternoon, Alayna and Borage. I’m off to check on the kids.
Those were Greta’s “sexy” undies, Borage?
She must of changed…
Alayna gave me a hot stone massage. It actually felt great. I could get use to these.
This really feels nice Alayna.. But wanna know what feels nicer? You on top of my dick.
And there’s the Borage I know and care about. Classless and all. You’re a real trip ya know.
I’m a trip huh? I wish you would trip and fall on top of my dick. You care about me really?
Oh Borage.. You’re silly. I have a urge to hit you with this stone but I know you can’t help with the stuff you say.. I may care about you a little. I don’t know why. You piss me off a lot, you’re always doing something stupid but I just can’t help myself around you. I just love that smile of yours. It’s odd for me to say but you make me feel safe when I’m around you. You may be a terrible father but I know our children still have a good home and being taken care of. I know there’s some good in you and that’s the part that keeps me around.
So you’re feeling me?
Yeah.. I guess you can say so.
Maybe we can fool around a little?
That would be be nice but we already have 3 kids.
I’ve been wearing condoms with Fayon secretly. I can wear one with you.
You actually wear those?
Yeah.. I don’t want Fayon having any of my kids. She’ll get more crazy.
We started to make out but Alayna’s phone rang. She needed to answer it. While she was on the phone, I heard Fayon came home. I guess that phone call saved me. Fayon would of flipped out if she caught us together.
Is this Alayna Sky?
Yes this is. Why do you ask?
You need to leave Borage’s house now.
Your life is in grave danger.
What do you mean?
There’s no time to explain. You need to leave the house now!
Can I tell my kids and Borage bye.
You don’t have the time and it’s best if they didn’t know you’re leaving.
I can’t just leave.. I have to tell my kids goodbye and Borage that.. I.. love him.
It’s best if you kept that to yourself. You need to leave. There’s a car waiting for you out front. Exit the house.
But.. Please… I gotta tell my kids..
* caller hangs up*
I’m not sure what’s going on. I guess I’ll listen to the caller and leave without saying goodbye…
Brother, I’m glad you’re back from your journey. I have some exciting news for you.
After 60 long years I finally found my mate here in Starlight Shores. He is the perfect specimen for me. I’ve been searching for such a human like him for years as you may know.
You may be not be happy on whom I chose but he has chosen me as well to be his mate. I picked Borage. Borage is my mate, dear brother.
Borage you cannot have! He my host! You know the rules sister! Borage can’t be host and mate at same time. It against all rules! I told you, Borage my host!
I’ve seen the girls brother, you didn’t impregnate Borage traditionally. You never officially implanted your egg in Borage, he’s still fair game, brother. I love Borage and were going to get married soon.
My egg may not be in Borage, but he carry my offspring! That counts, sister! I cannot allow marriage! You don’t love Borage! Only idea of Borage! You no marry my host! I will stop this!
Brother! You wouldn’t dare stop my marriage with Borage! Don’t you want your sister to be happy? Borage is what make me happy. I want to be with him. We shall conceive many genie alien babies together. This is something that our people need.
If you love Borage, why rape him? That not love! That being crazy! Sister you don’t love Borage! You cannot marry him. Find new mate! Disable your egg, or I will!
I’ve only done that as punishment! He mated with another female! He promised that he’ll never do that again. I truly love Borage! I refuse to disable my egg, brother!
Borage is man whore! Borage will mate with ladies! You just another point on score sheet, sister! Borage never be faithful if married. Disable your egg! I will find way if you don’t!
Brother.. I refuse.. I must mate and conceive. I don’t have much time left. As I’ve been searching for 60 years. If I don’t birth a child, I’ll expire… Brother.. the rules don’t apply here on Earth. Why can’t we share Borage? You haven’t implanted your egg yet so it’s possible. Please allow me to have one child with him so I can live. Will you allow this?
Only if you understand Borage will never be faithful. You cannot be mad if he mates with other lady. You cannot get crazy when he flirts with other lady. You do, I will disable your egg somehow. Let Borage be Borage.
Fine brother.. I’ll allow Borage to do whatever he pleases to do so I can marry him. But I do not like this one bit. I think I can convince him to stop this silly 1000 lady challenge.
Oh Borage… Pedro will allow our marriage to go forwarded only if I allow you to be your promiscuous self.
I hope you don’t mind me laying next to you. I’m find a way to get you to be faithful to only me. Maybe I’ll study alchemy. I’m sure there’s something something in there that can get you to keep your eyes only on me.
Oh Borage my love, your farts are quite delightful!
More pics of the twins from Illyianna’s 100 Baby Challenge
They both have that Gelman nose haha
Black Opal Flare
Blue Topaz Flare