Borage, I’m back. How have you been? How are the kids? Are they still alive? Is this little one yours? I’ve missed this family so much.
Sorry it took great time to return, but kids alive right? I sent Alayna and Fayon. They come? Please tell me they did.
The kids are alive. I have 2 more kids by Alayna. This is Miyoko but we call her Mimi for short. Those brats missed you both. How was it with the aliens? Was it fun? Have any sexy alien parties in space?
No, those aliens are weren’t awful with their experiments and things. Such awful things had happen while I was abducted. I am thankful that Pedro had came and gotten me in time. Who knows what could of happen to me if he didn’t get their in time.
Our trip back was slightly longer due to Pedro crashing his ship on another planet where everyone looked like giant carrots. It was such a strange world I must say. I guess if you were a rabbit, that planet was like heaven.
We got our ship fixed but we crashed on another planet! However we found Lindy there. The aliens who took her found her rather annoying and dumped the poor girl there. With a good heart we took her with us but then we found her very annoying. We dropped her off in Moonlight Falls… We certainly couldn’t bring her back here to live with us. That woman was on my last nerve with her obsessive chatter about you chatter. She didn’t once ask about her twins. She didn’t mind Moonlight Falls much. We told her we was doing a pit stop and took off while she was in the bathroom. I’m sure Lindy will be just fine.
I see why you no want Lindy back, Borage. Lindy very annoying. We can tell L2 and Lilah, their mother is safe and alive on Earth. Has Fayon been kind to you Borage?
I’m glad you didn’t bring Lindy back here. I’m already dealing with enough crazy here. Pedro, your sister is insane. She raped me with her alien girl penis. I didn’t like that so much. All she does is yell at me and the girls who are staying here. She only shuts up if I fuck her.
And that evil green creature over there, DOES know English. She spoke it! She told me to fuck off in English. She doesn’t know how to respect her daddy, the child is evil. She keeps staring at me with those evil alien eyes!
Sul Sul, Suziu!
Sul Sul, Luna.
Did she really tell you fuck off? I do not believe. Luna would not say such thing. Luna good child. Borage you lie. Fayon has not been kind? I’m sorry. I will talk to her for you.
But it’s true about your evil daughter Pey-Pey. Luna likes to swear at me.. I mean that’s the only English words she knows. Not sure where she’s gets it from but that’s your kid. This one is mines, my sweet little Mimi. She wouldn’t talk to her daddy like that.
Borage, Luna yours too. You gave birth to her.
Pictures or it never happen…
Huh? We had pics of birth, Borage. You can’t deny.
Borage, mind if I hold little Mimi. I want to get know your 2 little ones. I bet Mordecai is a young boy now.
No, I’m holding Mimi now.. She’s mines.
But Borage please?
Borage why you no like my girls we had together?!
Pey-Pey, your girls are annoying and evil!
Borage, if am I’m caring for the kids you have to let them get use to me. Mimi is cute. Let me hold her.
No, Greta! I got Mimi. This my baby!
MY GIRLS NOT EVIL!
Borage, don’t be possessive over Mimi. Please?
Fine, Greta.. take her.
I knew I heard a familiar voice. I heard what happen to you Greta. I’m happy that Pedro was happen to return you.
I’m glad to see you too, Lois. I see you’re done with treatment.
Yep, I’m straight sober and staying here until I can convince PC to come move with me to Appaloosa Plains.
I’m sure she’ll go.
She wants to stay with her daddy and Bruce-Lee.
PC is attached to those 2, it may be hard to convince her.
I have that feeling. I’m not sure how long can I stay here…
Why do I suck so bad at this game. I’m part alien! Shouldn’t I have special skills and stuff to win?
Ya gotta wob’ere! Ya gotta wob’ere!
Well I’m trying, Luna! I guess you’re right.. I’ll keep trying and not give up…
Suziu! You’re back! We missed you so much! I guess you found Greta too!
I talked to Aunt Fayon and she said that daddy can’t love me and Luna because he lacks something important. Is that why he doesn’t like me and Luna? He’s says mean stuff to Luna all the time.
Fayon told you daddy won’t love you and Luna?
Yeah, Fayon said daddy will never love us no matter how hard I try. She said if I get then daddy wouldn’t care. She said you, her and Greta gives us extra love because daddy has none to give. I don’t believe that’s true. It’s not true isn’t it Suziu? Daddy can love me and Luna right?
Can’t believe Fayon say that to you. Sadly it’s part true. Daddy lacks something important to love you. But he can possibly can love over time. If daddy has caring heart, he can love you and Luna.
If I keep trying then he will? I knew it! Fayon is full of shit!
Don’t talk like Bora Bora. I don’t like you using swear words. Those words, bad. Never speak like that, okay?
But Suziu, Luna tells daddy to fuck off all the time. Yesterday she called him a dumb ass shit face prick. It was funny.
What? I know Borage dumb but don’t talk like that to him. I do not like. Swear words are bad. I never want you or Luna to speak like that. You girls stop it or get punishment.
Okay Suziu, I promise I’ll stop saying fuck, shit and bitch.
This game is freakin’ awesome! There’s like missiles, tanks and stuff. I’m all like BOOM BOOM BANG!
WHOA! Are those boobies? Those totally look like boobies!
Morde, can I play with you?
Yeah.. I guess.. But why are you wearing your swimsuit? It’s winter.
It’s for the brain llama.. I’m guess this will please him and he’ll return back to me. I think he’ll find it sexy if he’s a pedo.
Why do you always have to say something so strange?! That’s a brain llama? Probably something that doesn’t exist! You’re obsessed over something that isn’t real!
The brain llama is real. He’s a tiny alien who lives inside of my head but he left. I’m not so strange you see. You’re kinda strange too.
Me strange? How am I strange? I’m not wanting a possible pedo tiny alien to climb back into my head!
You’re a 6 year old boy with a unnatural obsession with BOOBIES! All you talk about is boobies! That’s not normal for 6 year old kids!
I’m a boy.. it’s okay for a boy to like boobies. But it’s not okay for INVITE A PEDO ALIEN TO LIVE IN YOUR HEAD!
He might or not be a pedo alien.. He hasn’t came back so I guess he’s not! You’re too young to be interest in that part of female anyway. You’re such a weirdo like me Morde! We can be best friends now!
I’m not a weirdo like you Lilah! I’m just starting early on being a ladies man like dad. He thinks L2 has it in him but he doesn’t. I’m gonna show dad that I’m the true ladies man of this family. It’s not L2! I look more like grandpa anyway!
Hey, L2? What is your twin and Morde shouting about over there?
I’m not even going to bite..
I guess you’re right. Let’s stay out of that convo. Those 2 are strange.
Yeah.. the 2 weirdos are the family.
Hey! I’m not weirdo like Lilah just cause I boobies! That just show that your guys are homos! Boobies are awesome when the bounce and around stuff! Lilah is a weirdo who wants a tiny pedo alien to live inside of her head!
Brain llama is NOT a pedo! My swimsuit didn’t please him so that means, he’s NOT a pedo! I don’t know what else to do to bring him back!
Will you idiots shut the FUCK up! I swear you guys are all annoying!!
L2, I’ve notice how girly these games are.. Pink bunnies really? These games are lame. I guess PC picked out the games.
Yeah, I think she did. Dad lets her have whatever she wants. We never get a say ya know. I think she picked out most of these games.
I like PC but she’s starting to annoying with her always getting her way. I’m gonna pretend these bunnies are zombies. Die bunny, die!