Hello there you sexy ladies. I’m back but I’m leaving for a while. You see I’m very stressed out because of how things are going at home. It’s too much for your lovely guy, so I’m in need of a much needed break from the craziness living in my house. I packed my bags while the house slept and loaded into my car.
I wasn’t sure of where I was going to head to or how long I was even going to stay. I didn’t bother to tell anyone that I was taking a little trip away from home. There’s 3 women at the house, so I’m sure that my kids will be fine without me. I don’t even take care of them so it’s not like I even need to be there or say anything. However I let my job know about my trip and they are cool with it.
Since my night with Lois, she really haven’t said much to me. She’s still in the house but mostly spends time building a relationship with PC. Baby cake is happy that her mom is back in her life, I’m happy that she’s in her life and mine but the timing is bad. I wish she could of came in earlier. Sooner than Alayna and Fayon. That would of been great…
I can’t help but admire Lois’ perfect smile and beauty. No wonder why our daughter is so perfect, look at her mother. Just flawless. I don’t know what to do now. I like having her in the house but then again I don’t because of Fayon. If I even look towards Lois’ way, Fayon gets all mental and insane. I hope Fayon doesn’t hurt Lois. She has no idea what Lois has been through with her abusive ex. I want to protect Lois, but having her move out would be the best way. ..But I don’t want her to leave..
You’re probably thinking I need a break from Alayna since she’s always yelling at me. That’s half true but she and Fayon usually have screaming matches daily about nonsense that I don’t care about. It gets very annoying at times. I’m not sure who starts it but my guess is Fayon.
Alayna has been more calmer since the birth of the twins. She spends a lot of time with the girls and Mordecai. She has been easier on me and doesn’t yell at me as much as she use to. She told me that she’s glad that she had more kids with me. She wanted a daughter and now has 2. I did find her in tears once. She told me it’s going to be hard for her to return to her job back in France. She’s very attached to the kids. I told her she can just quit her job and stay here. I know that sounds crazy coming from me but hey.. I can be nice. I see these kids mean so much to her. She said her job in France was her dream but so was being a mother. I asked which dream was bigger. I’m not sure what Alayna plans to do now.
Fayon is my main stresser along with 9 kids. She’s a fucking psycho! It doesn’t matter what I do or say, nothing can make that crazy space lady happy!
Only thing that does settle her is fucking like rabbits. She wants to have a baby but I’m making sure that never happens. I already have 2 annoying alien kids and I don’t want anyone. Fayon gets depressed and insist that we keep trying for a baby. I love fucking and all but with the same lady gets tired some. I want something new ya know.. But it’s hard cause if Fayon finds out she’ll get mental crazy.
There isn’t a day where Fayon isn’t screaming at one of ladies in the house. It’s mainly her accusing them trying “mate” with me. I wish they could.. Especially with Lois. I wouldn’t mind mating with her a few times more. I wouldn’t mind doing it everyday.
Lois is Fayon’s main target of being accused for this. I think Fayon can read my thoughts or something. She told me she doesn’t care much for Lois but isn’t worried too much about Alayna. There’s been a few nights where I could of been with Lois but I avoided it. It was for good reasons tho.. But it just kills me ya know..
I just don’t want a repeat of this night..
I do my very best to keep Fayon happy but I’m drained. I don’t think I can do this anymore with her. I just hope she doesn’t catch on that I’m wearing condoms to prevent her from getting pregnant.. I’m bored with Fayon want some new ladies to have fun with. Fayon can’t find out so I need to leave Starlight Shores to get some action. Where to go?
I was listening to my radio as I was driving and it mention about a place Sunset City. I decided that’s where I’ll go. Sunset City, here I come! I hope ya some sexy fine ladies waiting for me!
I arrived in Sunset City and thought it was a rip off of Sunset Valley. I stood in front of a random house and knew there was a sexy lady waiting in that house across from me. I was thinking of smiley faces and death. I may of looked a bit creepy like my dad whenever he stares at my little cousin named Taco.
Hi there little girl, I see you’re about to change out of your clothes.
I’ll be waiting for you once you turn 18. But until then……
She came right over and we got to chatting and stuff. She’s a freakin’ fairy! I’ve never met a fairy before! I heard those fairies like to get freaky and shit. I see that I came to the right town. I can tell she was feelin’ me. She never met a genie before. She’s about to have the best genie dick ever.
Suddenly we ended up here. Am I high? When do we get to the fuck like bunnies part?
Then this fairy lady named Diamond Flare, threw some blue stuff that me. I’m not sure what that shit was but I think it made me more sexy.
Diamond invited into her place. Oh yeah, I’m about to show her this genie dick!
I could tell Diamond was wanting me bad, she leaned with a kiss and I didn’t reject. She couldn’t help herself ya know. When you’re as sexy as me, ladies will be on you like white on rice. YOU KNOW!
I let this sexy lady know how I was about to tear dat fairy ass up. She ain’t never had any genie dick like before and never will. I’m about to put it on her and give her a night to remember.
We get to Diamond’s bedroom and this lady had a hover bed. Nice! Maybe I’ll get one for Fayon and she’ll hover away! Diamond was eager for this magically genie dick, I could see it in her eyes. I was ready to give it to her.
Sex with a fairy was awesome. We did like a bunch of times.. I can’t count but I know it was a bunch of times! I heard fairies like to get all kinky and freaky. And I’m loving this! I’m def gonna remember this night forever! Diamond invited me to stay the night and I did. But by morning, I was gone. I didn’t want Diamond to get attached to my sexiness. I know she wants more of this loving. Plus I wanted to search for more fairies to fuck. I hope there’s more freaky fairies like Diamond.. This explains about my crazy ass cousin Glitter Bug..
“You’re awake now, Gelman. Are ready to make love to me and conceive a child with me? I’ve waiting for this very moment for some time. I finally have you, Gelman but you seem to put on some weight. I don’t care. I love the way you are Gelman, my love!”
“What did you do to me? My head is pounding.. You have me locked in a cell? If you just wanted a baby, you didn’t have to go through great lengths by doing all of this to me.. You’re crazy…”
After 2 weeks, I came back home. I didn’t find any other fairies other than Diamond in Sunset City. When I got home, I found Luna standing outside like she was waiting for me or something.
I guess you were waiting for daddy to come back home. Well I’m back. You can stop crying now cause I know how much you missed me and shit. Now give daddy BMG a kiss even if I really don’t like you.
Borage. Go. Away!
Don’t be a jerk you evil green brat. Give your daddy a kiss! That’s no way to greet your creator! I gave you life and birth you! I’m in a great mood after fucking a hot fairy in Sunset City. I will remember that night forever.
Depwa Spanewash Depla Blah! Dag Dag.
What the hell did you just say? Stop with the Simlish shit Luna. We know that you know English.
What the fuck? Why am I out here?
BORAGE!! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN FOR THE PAST 2 WEEKS?
What are you talking about? I’ve been gone for 2 weeks? I was just sitting outside for some odd reason.. I don’t know what’s going on.
What do you mean you don’t know where you been for 2 weeks? I’ve been calling you and looking for you! I was worried sick that something had happen to you or WORST! You with another woman!!!! HAVE YOU MATED WITH ANOTHER WOMAN?!
Fayon, really! I don’t know know where I been. I have a really bad headache.. I’m sorry for worrying you like that..
That’s bullshit Borage! How can you not account your whereabouts for 2 WEEKS?! You mated with another woman! I can feel it! I think you need punishment!
I don’t know what’s going on.. I don’t know where I’ve been for 2 weeks. I remember getting my car and BAM 2 weeks flow by and I’m on the ground in front of my house. I really don’t wanna be raped again so I gotta think of a clever lie to tell Fayon cause she doesn’t believe me…
If you must know where I was.. I was out trying to plan our wedding…
You were? I had no idea you were taking our wedding seriously. The sooner the better, I would hate to lose you. You have a year to do so you know.
Yeah Fayon… I was ya know.. scouting some places… for the wedding and stuff.. I didn’t want to tell you.. Want it to be a surprise or something..
I’m sorry for yelling at you then, Borage. You should of told me about this. I was so worried about you, love. The place I was hoping for our wedding to be set at is in Sunlit Tides. My kind tend to visit that place a lot. Don’t you have family living there?
Yeah.. I have family there now.. I guess I could talk to them about having the wedding there.
That’s great, love. We shall the wedding in Sunlit Tides then. That is the romantic place to have a wedding at and maybe we can have our honeymoon in Monte Vista? We can hold off on conceiving a baby until then. I want to look perfect for you on our wedding day.
Sure…anything for my girl…
I’ll say just about anything just to keep Fayon happy and not have her go psycho on me. I didn’t want to kiss her.. I really wanted to throw up.. But it made her happy and she cleaned the house. I guess it’s a win-win.
Borage, where have you been? I guess you forgot about the work that was going to be done on the house. The room for the girls is finish along with the extra bathroom and game room. The kids love the game room and the girls love their new room. I’m sure the boys like not having to share their room with girls anymore.
I’m sorry.. I guess I forgot.. I’m not sure where I have been for those 2 weeks.. It’s crazy.. But thanks for making sure the job on the house got done.
I have a surprise for you and Pedro. I asked them to convert one half of the garage into a gym for you and Pedro. I know how you guys like to work out. You both gotta stay looking good. Especially you with the wedding coming up.
Thanks.. Alayna.. Really. That was nice of you and stuff.. Really..
Borage, what’s wrong? You haven’t said anything stupid or vulgar and you seem distance. Are you okay? You said something about not remembering where you were for 2 weeks.
I’m fine.. Just a little tired..
Oh okay.. Well I hope you are. Little Mimi misses you. You know when she saw your picture she said “Dada”. See, she’s reaching for you. I think you have another daddy’s girl. Promise me you’ll stop playing favorites with the kids? I think PC is starting to get spoiled and I don’t want you spoiling Mimi either. Here take, she wants you more than me.
I took Miyoko from Alayna and played with her a little to see if I’ll like her. She did called me “Dada” a few times. It made me smiled. Mimi doesn’t care much for the claw game. She always starts crying.
But I let Mimi know it’s okay and that the claw is just my hand and the only scary thing is Fayon. This kid is kinda cool. I think she’s my new favorite now.
But then I saw a flash of light and saw a face that I haven’t seen in a while. Greta. Pedro found her.
Borage had twin girls (both genie) with Diamond Flare in her story:
Black Opal Flare
Blue Topaz Flare