Party Montigo: Chapter 14, The Plan, The Exit

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“Being faithful.. This is starting to get boring now…”

“I can hear you talking in your sleep, Zinnia.”

 

 

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“You still love me right? I know I put on some weight but we can still get married.”

“I can’t marry you Liam! You’re so fat! How can you find your dick with all that fat in the way?”

 

 

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“It’s just a nightmare.. I can feel your sexy warm body next to mines Liam….”

 

 

“Shit! You’re not my sexy Liam! No wonder I have nightmares of my boo not being sexy! Finn ruins my dreams! I hate him.. I’m sleeping on the couch…”

 

 

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“Mr. Liam? How did you get outside! OUCH!”

 

 

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I’m changing your name to Mr.Finn cause you’re a asshole! I hate you, you stupid bird!”

 

 

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“I’m going to miss that stupid bird.. Goodbye Mr.Liam.. you asshole!”

 

 

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“I’m gonna write mah boo a love letter. I could just email him but he blocked me.”

 

 

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“Dear sexy man of MINES, I love you. Be mines or else….”

 

 

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“You better not have any hos all up in your house gettin’ any lovin’ from you or I will get straight up hood on your ass. Don’t break my heart boo. I’m your ride or die bitch – Love, Rosette.”

 

 

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“Hey are these mics working?”

“Mine is, I muted yours, Zin.”

“Hey! That’s not fair!”

“You sound terrible, just saying.”

 

 

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♫ Baby it’s yours. All yours If you want it tonight. Just come through my door. Take off my clothes. And turn on the red light. ♫

 

 

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“What the fuck you think you’re doing Zion? Bad karaoke is me and Zin’s thing!”

“Possessive much? She’s my sister too. We can sing together too.”

“Yeah, Rose.. Shouldn’t you be busy being possessive of Liam or something?”

“He isn’t here! And your MY sister! Were suppose to have bad karaoke!”

“You don’t own her Rose! Go spend time with your daughters and son or something! Or go stalk Liam!”

“You both are gay!”

“Um.. okay..”

 

 

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“I wonder about this Liam guy that mom is so interest about. Judging by the photos she has of him naked in the bathroom, he’s easy on the eyes.”

 

 

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“I think I will have this man too! Now if mom can get him to return here then I will conceive a baby with him! I know mom won’t approve but I don’t give a fuck. That is my plan!”

 

 

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“I’m very pleased with the results of my surgery on my nose. I usually don’t agree on having plastic surgery but I felt being born with my father’s nose gave me a disadvantage with the ladies. I wonder if my family will notice the change.”

 

 

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“Whoa GL, what happen to your nose? You actually look good. I thought you were too bougie for plastic surgery.” 

 

 

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“I never said I was too good for such a thing. Thank you for the compliment. I’m quite pleased with the results. Although I hate to change what I was born with, I felt this change would help my chances in courting a nice lady and hopefully I shall marry soon.” 

 

 

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“Right.. I think the only type of person you’ll attract is a man named Bob who wears pink tights..”

 

 

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“I’m thinking of surgery too. I want to look like mom… For Gelman…”

 

 

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“Bitch, I don’t want you looking like me.. Gelman? I know you ain’t talking about MAH BOO! Keep your skank hands him!”

 

 

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“Too late mom.. I look like you BY THE POWER OF NRAAS MASTER CONTROLLER!”

 

 

 

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“There was once a beautiful princess who lived in a castles far, far away…”

 

 

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“That’s cool and all but I have a serious question, Grandpa. Am I going to be stupid like my parents and older siblings?”

 

 

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“That’s funny that you asked that. I have faith that you’ll be just fine, Fifi. You have Grandmama and I in your life, so you don’t have to worry about growing up and being like the others. You know your mother wasn’t always dumb. She was once a genius like you when she was young. She wanted a sister so bad and she cloned herself. Something went wrong in the cloning process and she wasn’t so smart anymore. Now we have Rosette. We loved her like she was our child too. She may be a headache at times but we love her. “

 

 

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“I was getting worried there.  I thought I had to start drinking and be stupid to fit in. That’s good to know.”

 

 

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“Don’t worry your pretty little head. Not all of the Montigos are idiots, just Zinnia, Rosette and most of their kids. Now get some sleep.”

 

 

 

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“This sauna is nice, GB.”

“I guess so.. It’s odd steaming in here with you Max.”

“Why?”

“You have a boner.”

 

 

 

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“You suddenly look attractive.. I can’t help it that you look hot now. You’re like Zin and Rose but with blonde hair. That’s hot.”

 

 

 

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“Um thanks.. That’s kinda creepy ya know. Aren’t you my uncle or something.”

 

 

 

“I’m just your uncle by marriage.. It’s not like were blood related or anything. You just make me feel weird now..”

 

 

 

DAT ASS

 

 

 

“Don’t leave GB, come sit with me a little longer.”

“Um.. okay.”

 

 

“Since I’m not blood related to you.. And I never fucked a fairy. Wanna do it?”

“..I dunno.. I’m kinda saving myself for Gelman.”

“That Liam douche? I can’t stand him. What’s so great about him? He got my wife pregnant and left me to raise his idiot twins. Besides, Liam doesn’t like virgins.”

“He doesn’t?”

“No, he doesn’t.. So if you save yourself for him.. He doesn’t want you. Ya know.. I like virgins.”

“Really?”

“Yeah I really like them.”

“I guess you can have me then.”

“That would be awesome.”

 

 

 

“Mmm.. this is nice. Fairies are hot!”

 

 

“Are you sure about this?”

“Yes if Gelman doesn’t like virgins.”

“Okay, well I’ll be gentle.”

“Don’t do that.. Be as rough as possible.”

“Right.. you’re a child of Rosette’s.. Go figure.”

 

 

“YES YES YES YES! HARDER MAX! I KNOW YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS YOU PRICK! MAKE ME BLEED!”

“ARE YOU SURE YOU’RE A VIRGIN???!  YOU FREAK!!! I’M GOING AS FAST AS I CAN!”

“IF YOU WEREN’T SO FAT YOU COULD GO FASTER! HARDER! YES YES! HARDER! BETTER! STRONGER! WERK IT!”

“I’M TRYING YOU PSYCHO!!!!!”

 

 

“I have this burning desire to steal Max’s clothes. I can’t help myself for I have a evil trait and must do evil shit!”

 

 

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“HEY! Somebody took my clothes! That’s not funny guys!”

 

 

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“Hey guys, I’m not a virgin anymore.”

“Um okay.”

“Oh my dear sister! How come you could just your precious gift away just like that. I am displeased with your decision, young lady!”

“You’re so gay GL! Everyone has sex now. I guess you’re saving yourself for marriage?”

“Why yes I am, dear sister. I will not just give away my precious gift like some tart!”

“So gay GL! You’re a Montigo, just put out!”

“I will certainly not! Shame on you GB for doing so!”

“GL, I find it hard to believe you’re a child of Rosette.”

“I get that a lot Uncle Zion but I am indeed the son of Rosette Montigo. I know it’s hard to believe.”

“It’s hard to believe to that you’re straight, GL.”

“I’ve heard enough from you, GB. I can assure you that I am Heterosexual and secured with that matter. Why does me being a Homosexual bother you so much, dear sister?”

“You’re gaaaaaaaay!” 

 

 

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“Oh dear! A spider! The bugger had gave me quite a fright!”

 

 

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“Keep acting and talking like GL, you’ll end up with a boyfriend.”

 

 

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“Zin, when are we going to Liam? I know my boo honey is waiting for me! He’s missing my loving that I got to give him!”

 

 

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“You’re going to see dad? I wanna go!”

 

 

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“Rose you idiot! You weren’t suppose to let Tini know about our plan to see Liam. You can’t go Tini.. and don’t tell your grandparents about this or I’ll beat your face in!”

“My bad, keep your cocksucker close Tini. We gotta make more babies with your daddy.”

“Oh okay.. Tell daddy I said hi.”

 

 

 

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“Ugh! I keep throwing up! I hope this doesn’t mean what I think it means…”

 

 

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“Max, why are you walking around in a towel?”

“Someone took my clothes.”

“Then go up stairs and put some other clothes on dumb ass!”

“Maybe I like wearing towel, Zin.”

“I can see your balls, Uncle Max.”

“Then STOP looking then, Tini.”

“Eww Max! Our kid don’t need that! Fifi can walk in here at anytime!”

 

 

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“I don’t understand why we have to do all this school work. I just gonna be like mommy. I wanna be a party girl and chase boys and stalk them.”

 

 

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“We have to be better than our parents Taco! That’s why we live here with our grandparents. Were gonna go to college and stuff. We’ll be better than our dumb parents. There’s nothing good about being a stalker party girl like mommy.”

 

 

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“You’re such a nerd Fajita! I don’t care whatcha say. I’m gonna be a party girl cause I think it’s cool and stuff. You can be a nerd with no friends but I’m gonna be cool with friends.”

 

 

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“Girls, stop whining and do your homework. None of you will be like your mothers. I will make sure of it.”

 

 

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“I talked to my big brother Borage and he said when I get older I can move to Starlight Shores and DJ at the club he DJs at. I think I rather be a singer but that would so cool living in Starlight Shore with Borage. He’s cool!”

 

 

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“There is no way I will allow you to move away and live with Borage. Out of your 4 brothers, Borage is the worst of them all. You’re staying here, Fiona.”

“But grandpa…”

“No buts! We won’t allow it, young lady.”

 

 

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“I’m afraid it’s true! That’s pregnant with my cousin-child!”

 

 

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“This ruins my plans to carry a Gelman baby! I wanted a Gelman baby to be my first!”

 

 

“Dear boo love, I’m coming again to have babies! I know you miss me…”

“Mom! I have something to tell you!”

“Shut up bitch! Don’t you see I’m busy writing a letter to my love! I don’t care what you have to say!”

“But it’s important. It’s about babies.”

“Babies are gross and annoying!”

“But mom…”

“Fuck off! I gotta finish!”

 

 

“I miss carrying little Liam babies in me even if they are spawns of Satan.”

“Speaking of carrying little babies, mom…..”

“I don’t care, GB! I’m having a moment here!”

“Yeah.. a moment of crazy..”

 

 

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“You know I hate these Kids pop songs, Fifi.”

“What do you wanna sing then, mommy?”

“Pussy Ride by DJ Funk. That’s my song!”

“But mommy! I’m only 12! I can’t sing something like that.”

“I sang that to Celsia and Erica as babies. They turned out fine.”

 

 

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♫ I don’t want no scrub. A scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me. Hanging out the passenger side. Of his best friend’s ride. Trying to holler at me! ♫

 

 

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“I’m amazed how my eyes can roll back like this!”

 

 

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“What the fuck is that? Is it Christmas?”

 

 

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“HEY! STOP IT! I DON’T WANNA GO UNLESS YOU’RE TAKING ME TO LIAM’S!”

 

 

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“It’s quiet around here.. I wonder where Rose went. I really don’t care. I guess I should call Borage and see how many grandkids I have now. I bet I have like 20 by now. I raised a idiot.” *sighs*

 

 

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“Thank you.”

“Fuck you, old ass alien! I said take me to Twinbrook! This ain’t no Twinbrook dumb ass!”

“Twinbrook, no. You, Sunlit Tides.”

“I don’t give a fuck, freakazoid! Teleport me to my boo’s house! You said If I agreed to have kinky alien sex with you, you’ll take me to Liam’s!”

“Me lied.”

“You asshole!”

“You easy.”

“UGH! I HATE YOU!”

 

 

 

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“That umbrella makes you look gaaaaaaaaay!”

 

 

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“Oh no.. What if Liam’s see those pics of the freaky alien sex I had with that old ass alien… then he won’t love me!”

 

 

 

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“Yay rain puddle!”

 

 

 

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“Thank goodness that pregnancy test said no! No freaky old green alien baby. Now Liam will never know about me cheating on him.”

 

 

 

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“But I miss my boo so much and I must see him soon! I can’t go on without seeing my love! It’s been so long since I last felt his touch. Damn it Zin! Why are we still here?! I’m about to die.”

 

 

 

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“When are we leaving to see my boo! I can’t live much longer without him. The baby test said no. So I’m good.”

 

 

 

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“Mine said no too, we can sneak out tonight. Don’t forget your ticket this time.”

“I won’t. My vag juices are flowing just knowing that I’ll see Liam soon.”

“Gross.”

 

 

 

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“Uncle Zion, don’t say anything but my mom and Aunt Zin are going to Twinbrook to have more babies with my daddy.”

“Don’t care, I’ll be happy to get a break from them..”

 

 

 

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“Wheeeeee! I’m free ballin’! I love just wearing a towel! The air feel nice on my balls!”

“PUT SOME CLOTHES ON DAMN IT!”

“No!”

 

 

 

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“Oh Liam my love! I am so sorry we had you wait so long for my love!”

“This is going to be a long flight.”

“Shut up Zin! We must hurry! My Liam needs me or he will die without my sweet loving!”

 

 

 

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“Hey little one. I tried to tell your bitch grandma about you but she wouldn’t listen. I guess we will tell your Uncle Dad then. My aunt is gonna be pissed. I don’t care because soon, you will have a Gelman sibling!”

 

 

 

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“And I will teach you both all kinds of evil! Muhahahahahaha!”

“Who are you talking to GB?”

 

 

 

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“I’m pregnant with your nephew-son or niece-daughter.”

“That’s awesome!”

 

 

 

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“I’m gonna be a Uncle daddy! That sounds awkward… It’s not GB is my blood niece or anything!”

 

 

 

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“Wheeeeeeeeeeee! Party Montigo fo’ life!”

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7 thoughts on “Party Montigo: Chapter 14, The Plan, The Exit

    • I found Max and GB cuddling so I went and allowed it. Max does make cute babies so there was no surprise that Dazzle came out cute.Rosette has no idea that her nightmare will come true LOL. Rosette isn’t going to like GB trying to seduce Liam. All hell will break lose. All GB wants is a batch of evil fairy babies lol

        • I feel your pain. The abductions messed up everything. I had to skip chapters 15 & 16 and work on 17 & 18. I couldn’t release chapter 16 until I update Borage’s story. PM and L4TL are linked. Now trying to figure what to do with the second alien baby. Not sure what baby is, he or she isn’t born yet.

          • In the scene I’m photoing now the stupid cat kept photobombing so I have had to really find crazy angles. If you don’t want one of the alien babies I’ll take it even if I can’t count it. Let me know.

            • I’m gonna wait and see who the baby’s mother is first. Texas is most likely pregnant too. The babies could possibly be siblings. The same aliens hang around the house.

  1. I had to go back and read this one cause I felt like I was missing something. And I was! “Vag juices.. Gross” and Max free balling on the trampoline had me roaring. 😀

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