I almost forgot that I knocked up Alayna again. I was wondering how she was so fat and eating every thing. She was always yelling at me about something but she always yell at me about something. She’s just a angry purple person.

 

 

 

 

The doctor said that were having twins this time. You really done it this time. It was bad enough I had one child with you, now 3.

 

 

 

 

How can he tell that it’s twins? I can’t hear anything but water noises.

 

 

 

 

I hope none of my children don’t come out stupid like you, Borage. Seriously. I plan to have a tutor around.

 

 

 

 

Morde, it’s time for you learn some other words other than that one word that you like to say. I don’t approve of you saying such things. Can you say, kitty?

 

 

 

 

Boobies!

 

 

 

No Mordecai! That’s exactly the word I don’t want you saying anymore!

 

 

 

 

Sexy lady, mama!

 

 

 

I blame Borage for this. He’s a bad influence on you. I don’t want you to be like him at all. I shouldn’t had taken that job in France.

 

 

 

Let’s try this again. Say kitty. You like kitty cats. Maybe I’ll get you a kitty cat.

 

 

 

 

No…

 

 

 

Boobies! Boobies! Boobies! Boobies! Sexy lady!

 

 

You are definitely Borage’s son. Why can’t I get you to say something else. Please say kitty for mommy. That will make me happy.

 

 

 

 

Kitty, mama!

 

 

 

Aww! You said kitty Morde! I’m so proud of you!

 

 

 

Oh no.. My water just broke… I’m about to go into labor.

 

 

 

It it is time for that now?! Purple person, I wasn’t trained for delivering babies. I was suppose to be producing babies while YOU deliver them!

 

 

 

I still don’t know about birthing no babies! I’m only 11!

 

 

 

Boobies, mama!

 

 

 

 

AAHHHH! I don’t have time for everyone’s nonsense! Where is Borage?! He can’t miss this birth! He wasn’t there for Mordecai’s birth!

 

 

 

Someone ate my cheetos. I was really looking forwarded to munching on some cheetos and someone had to eat them. I’m mad.

 

 

 

Okay, which one you buzzards ate all my cheetos?

 

 

 

 

Borage who cares about your stupid cheetos! I’m about to have the twins! You need to take me to the hospital!

 

 

 

Well I care about my cheetos. I was hungry and I want to know who ate them.

 

 

 

For goodness sake Borage! I ate your stupid cheetos! I’m pregnant with your twins and I get hungry! Now take me to the hospital! 

 

 

 

You’re trying to leave with my mate?

 

 

 

I cannot trust you to leave with my mate. You might try to get impregnated by him again at the facility. I can’t allow this, Purple person! 

 

 

 

You got to be kidding me Fayon! No one is trying to get pregnant right after having a baby! Borage take me NOW!

 

 

 

You’re gonna replace my cheetos right? You just can’t eat my cheetos because you’re fat.

 

 

 

“I realize after all of the months of love making and breeding with Borage, I haven’t fallen pregnant with his offspring. Could something be wrong with me? Am I not able to produce any of his offspring. Maybe I should go to this facility with them and have test done. Borage is the perfect specimen, I can’t understand why we don’t have any offspring yet! And this Purple person easily produced 3 of his offspring. This won’t do! ” I’m coming with you two!

 

 

 

Fine, whatever Fayon. Alayna, you’re still gonna replace my cheetos after you have the babies.

 

 

 

 

Can’t believe I have 3 kids with you now. 1 boy and 2 girls. I’m thinking of quitting my job and just moving in. Even if and when Greta and Pedro come back there’s still a chance of you screwing up these kids.

 

 

 

 

I do just fine with the brats. You know Fayon isn’t gonna like it if you move it. She’ll get all mental. But I thought you said you were gonna replace my cheetos.

 

 

 

 

If you don’t shut up about the stupid cheetos. I’ll the driver to take us to the frickin’ store if you’re gonna cry and complain about it.

 

 

 

 

Time had came for Mordecai’s birthday. Alayna was happy to be there for it. She had a party planned but decided to do a small one because Fayon might get mental and she didn’t want drama on Mordecai’s special.

 

 

 

Make a wish and blow out your candles, Mordecai!

 

 

 

Then his cake caught on fire.

 

 

 

What kind of evil possesses that child? He set his own cake. That Purple person already produce 2 more offspring! They could possibly be evil like this Mordecai child. I must have Purple person removed from the pack at once!

 

 

 

Boobies!

 

 

 

Christmas was near and my mom requested holiday photos of me and the kids. Trying to taking photos with 9 kids was stressful and this is what we got. I sent the photo to both of my parents and grandparents. It nearly gave my Grandmama heart attack with me holding the baby upside down. What can I say, she liked it.

 

 

 

Mordecai is now a child and he’s almost a splitting  image of my dad. Sometimes I wonder if Alayna really got pregnant by my dad and is trying to pin the kid on me. She’s purple and I’m dark skinned but Mordecai came out looking like a little white boy like my dad. Hmm. I wonder.

 

 

 

The the twins Alayna had. MiKaia and Miyoko.  MiKaia is the purple one, she was born first. She has my mom’s orange eyes and my hair. And Miyoko was born second, she’s a genie like me but has purple like Alayna and my baby blues. They both got Alayna’s pointy ears. I just hope MiKaia doesn’t end up like a angry purple person like Alayna.