That space lady must wanted me or something. She didn’t slap me when I asked her to help me with my raging hard on. I think it’s rude to give a guy a hard on and then out give him any loving. Space lady whom I just met seemed like she was more than willing to get some of this BMG loving. She’s in for a real treat if she accepts.
Oh my.. Pedro didn’t tell me how handsome you are Borage. I must say you have to be the most attractive human male I’ve seen on this planet and I’ve been here for over 60 years, longer than Pedro. Nicely toned muscles, odd colored hair, you smell wonderful. You’re a perfect specimen like the starflower, I must say.
Well I try my best ya know. I’ve never been with a alien lady before. Wanna be my first? Can’t let this hard on go to waste you know. That would be rude.
Um.. excuse me. Fayon right? If Pedro sent you then why did he sent me? I’m just as capable for caring for the kids as you. Besides the youngest is mines. Are you really Pedro’s sister? You must be sick to believe Borage is perfect. This guy unbelievable stupid.
I can assure you that I am Pedro’s sister. You must be Alayna, Pedro wasn’t sure if you able to leave you job from France to look after the kids. He sent me just in case you weren’t able to. Why say something so harsh about Borage. He is perfect, I can tell by looking at him, darling. Now that I am here, you can leave now. Borage and I can manage without you.
First of all, you’re mistaken. Borage is a classless idiot. He barely knew you for 2 seconds and he’s already trying to get into your pants. Second of all, I just got here yesterday. I’m not leaving because I enjoy spending time with my son. It took a lot of pleading to get this paid leave, I’m just not gonna turn around and go back.
I understand that Ms. Alayna but I do not need you here now. You can return to France. I can care for your child along with Borage. Do you need help with packing your belongings?
I said that I’m not leaving. I’m staying until Pedro returns home. Is that a problem?
Yes that’s a problem. I don’t want you here. I want you to leave. I don’t need another one of Borage’s old hussies hanging around his home. You are welcome to leave now without any bruises.
I’m not a hussy first of all! Are you threatening me? Why do you feel the need to threaten me? I just want to spend time with my own child! I could careless about freakin’ Borage goodness sake!
I am just saying. If you plan to stay in this home then know that I am the dominate female. I have all the power in this house and I will be producing all the children if Borage agrees to be my mate. You’re not allow to breed since I am the dominate female of this pack.
Um whatever. I didn’t plan on having any more kids with that idiot anyway. I’m happy with my son. You can be some crazy pack woman all you want. I don’t care.
Your hair smells good, kid. I wonder what your mom uses. I’m stealing your shampoo.
With all my years on Earth, I have yet to find my perfect mate. When I first saw you, I knew you were the one. Borage, would you do me the honor in becoming my mate?
You want me to be your mate? Is that something friends with benefits? I can do that. I can be your mate or whatever.
Something like that and more, Borage.
That’s awesome. I would be down for some freaky sex whenever. Can we get started now? I still got that hard on.
WE SHALL START THE MATING RITUAL WITH MY MANY SEX TOYS!
I think sex toys are pretty hot but YOURS are way too freaky for my taste!
What?! You do not wish to perform the symbolic mating ritual with me?
Not with your crazy sex toys! I think the buzz saw is to little too much for me!!!
Maybe my toys are too extreme for humans. I must tell you it’s been a while for me. 60 years while to add. Perhaps we shall do the Aquatic Purification Ritual. Show me to your washroom. We shall mate in the shower and cleanse you from all the previous hussies you had mated with.
We can do that but something tells me that you could possibly be crazy. I hope this doesn’t come back and bites me on the ass.
After Fayon put away her crazy toys, we got to kissing and stuff. I’ve never been with a alien before and kissing her was quite nice.
Oh my word Borage! Your kisses are quite exquisite. I’ve never experience anything like this before.
Then get ready to have your world rocked, pretty space lady.
Other than the strange alien noises Fayon made.. I had squeaky clean fun sexy time in the shower. I think I can get use to this but I hope she don’t mind that I’m still trying to reach my goal of 1000 ladies to giving my loving to. She can’t have me all to herself.
That was perfect! I’ve been waiting for this for 60 years! I am so very glad to have you as my mate, Borage. We will have a lifetime of happiness together. Forever.
Um okay but that last part kinda sound stalkerish… That’s something that my aunt would say to my dad.
LIAM I WILL WAIT FOR YOU BY THIS WINDOW FOREVER BECAUSE THAT’S HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU!
Our mating ritual is now complete. I will now leave you with the task of planning of the wedding since you agree to be my mate. You have within a year to do so or there will be dire consequences.
Wait a second? I have to marry you?
Ha ha ha! You’re funny space lady! I think you’re just as crazy as Lindy was. I know you ladies can’t help yourselves and want to marry me. There’s no way I’m marrying you space lady.
That’s kind of rude of her to just walk off and not say anything. Well I’m gonna go get a fruit punch. That shower banging got me thirsty.
I came back into my room to find Alayna all naked on my couch. Nice.
Hey Alayna, what’s up?
What took you so long to come back into your room? I’ve been waiting for you Borage. Want to finish where we left off?
Is this some kind of prank? You said you didn’t my loving. Now you want it? Why the sudden change?
It’s not a prank Borage… I’m about before. I’m not sure what came over me but I can’t stand Fayon telling me that I can’t be with you. So do you want me or not?
Of course I want you.. You’re not going to into a angry purple person again and yell at me are you?
Alayna was serious this time. Not sure what changed. I just got done banging Fayon and now Alayna wants some. 2 ladies back to back, that’s a first for BMG. I got the golden touch!
I took my time with Alayna, kissing her and caressing her. She seemed to like it. I’m just seeing if she’s gonna change her mind again.
She didn’t. I seal the deal, locking her with my sweet embrace. My dick. She was loving it like McDonald’s.
Borage, I was thinking maybe we can cuddle and watch some Netflix.
You asshole! You’re just gonna fall asleep right after sex just like that?! Wake up, Borage!
Bora Bora, are you enjoying your organic waffles that I prepare for you and the others?
Yes ma’am. They are yummy. Thanks for making us breakfast. I was getting tired of cereal. Greta always made us pancakes or waffles for breakfast. I’m glad you’re here Aunt Fayon.
I’m glad to finally to meet the first of Pedro’s children. I see he didn’t use the tradition way of pollination . You and your sister appear too human, especially you Bora Bora. However Pedro still created 2 beautiful specimens with Borage, he is perfect after all. If Pedro wants to achieve his goal then he needs to be more tradition. I hope he plans to find a new host.
Are you saying me and Luna aren’t perfect cause we look too human? Is this why daddy don’t love us? We were not created right? I just want daddy to love me.
It’s not that sweetie. That’s not what I mean. You’re fine they way you are but you wouldn’t be any help to recreating our dying race. You’re not alien enough, but Luna could possibly pass. Your father has genie genes and I see why Pedro picked him as a host. But if Pedro wanted a certain breed of aliens then he should of had the balls to pollinate Borage properly. And as for your father not loving you, it’s not cause you’re not perfect it’s cause it’s not possible for him to love you or Luna. Every child your father carries, he will reject. This is why Pedro shows you and Luna extra attention because he knows Borage will not love you and your sister. This is common because he lacks maternal instinct but it’s hard to say after the stories Pedro had told me. If you were to get hurt, Borage simply wouldn’t care versus if your other siblings were to get hurt then he would care. Your father isn’t capable of ever loving you or Luna, I’m sorry to tell you. You have Pedro, Greta and now me. We all love you and Luna.
That’s just bullshit Aunt Fayon! Daddy is capable of loving me and Luna. I’m going to prove that to everyone! I will get daddy to love him and show him that I’m perfect! I only care about getting attention from daddy and daddy only!
I’m sorry that you feel that way, Bora Bora but it’s a waste of time to get Borage to love you. He’s not capable of loving you or Luna and any other alien child he becomes impregnated with. Your father agreed to be my mate, so there won’t be anymore of that. We will be married soon. Pedro will have to find a new host. I’m sure he won’t be happy about this news but he’ll live.
Dis Wompf Es Fredesche.
Yes the waffles are delicious but do you believe one bit that daddy isn’t capable of loving us at all? I don’t believe that’s true at all. I know it in my heart that daddy can love us. Do you believe he can?
Kabuna Bora Bora…