Feed the kids healthy food? Yuck! These are mines and I’m gonna feed them whatever I wanna. These brats need to live a little so I fed the baby some cake. My all time fave.
At first he wasn’t sure about it cause he was never given cake before. Greta and Pedro only fed Mordecai healthy baby food. It’s time my boy had some REAL food for once. CAKE!
Morde likes cake and even asked for more when he was done. What kind of father would I be if I deny my kid more cake. A terrible father! I’m a great father and gave my baby boy more cake!
I was in the mood for some ceviche and summon up a hot bowl of it for me and the kids. Were eating good tonight.
Daddy! This ceviche is too spicy! My mouth is on fire! Ouch daddy! I want ice cream now!!
Hey why aren’t you and evil green brat eating the ceviche that I slaved over the stove for hours for you and the others? Don’t be a ungrateful brat!
Daddy, you didn’t even cook the ceviche! You just summon it with your genie powers! And Suziu said we can’t have spicy food. It can kill us cause were aliens.
You’re not all alien, you got my genie genes. My ceviche won’t kill you. You need to live a little and not listen to everything Pedro say. He’s not so smart. He can’t even speak English right.
Daddy, we’re mostly alien. We didn’t get enough of your genie genes. We can’t have spicy food ever. Luna and I are hungry. Can you make us a salad instead?
I’m not fixing you no rabbit food. Just eat the ceviche little girl. You won’t know if it kills you unless you eat it first. You’re a Montigo, you’re part Colombian. It’s your birth right to eat ceviche!
You just don’t listen, Borage do you? Pedro is was right to send me. Bora Bora and Luna cannot have ceviche! I came just in time.
I guess Pedro didn’t fully trust me alone with the kids and sent Alayna to stay with me. She was given paid leave from her job to stay for while. This could be good for me, maybe I can get her back in bed with me. Alayna is pretty hot and good in bed. I hope she won’t be like Bruce-Lee’s momma who stayed with me and would NOT put out. That sucked for me. She fixed a salad for those anti spicy brats. I think I’ll make my move on Alayna tonight.
As she made their salad, I enjoyed my ceviche. Those alien brats are missing out.
Mordecai found one of my old PlaySim magazines. I decided to show him it since he’s so curious about it.
Now this lady is definitely 10. When you’re older, don’t bang girls lower than a 8 or I will disown you. Never waste your loving on a hag.
Yes, Morde. That lady has very nice boobies. Those aren’t natural though. Still nice, but not real.
WHOA! Total hag! How did she get in this issue?! I’m sorry Morde that you had to see something that ugly. That is what you call a Hag. Never fuck those ever. I don’t care how many drinks you had. Don’t do it. Let me go find you a better magazine.
Hey Morde, whatcha looking at? Did you find a magazine to read?
Morde? Where on Earth did you find that trashy magazine from?!
BORAGE! Are you letting Mordecai look at those dirty magazines?! That is not for a child to see!
He’s a boy. He likes boobies. That’s like his first word. There’s nothing wrong with those magazines. He gotta live a little.
You gotta be kidding me! I want you to throw away every trashy magazine you have! I don’t want that kind of crap around my child! You’re just warping this poor child’s mind! And I thought you taking him into a night club was bad enough!
I had enough of Alayna of yelling at me all the time and I took off. Besides, my genie senses were telling me that there’s a hot lady lurking behind my house. I wanna check this lady out.
Hey pretty lady. My genie senses were telling me you were lurking behind my house. Why?
Gee.. I dunno. Maybe I like lurking behind houses and shit. It’s a free country. I can do whatever I please. What’s your deal dude? Aren’t you BMG? That DJ at The Edge?
Um.. okay.. That’s kinda creepy lurking behind people’s houses. And yes I’m BMG, I DJ at The Edge. You heard of me and my nice dick huh?
Wanna touch it? I bet that’s why you’re being a creepy stalker groupie now.
No I don’t wanna touch your dick! That’s not why I’m lurking behind your house!
Then I don’t understand. If it’s not my dick then what? I know you want to. You don’t want admit it. You want to see it? I can show it. It’s big as they say it is.
OMG! I don’t wanna see your dick either you prick!
Then you’re a waste of my time. Later, bitch!
BMG is so fucking HOT! …I should of touch it. I’ll get him later. Soon. I will have you soon Borage LaMar Montigo-Gelman!
I hope Alayna is gone. I’m tired of being yelled at. That blonde lady is kinda creepy.
Where did you go, Borage! I wasn’t done yelling at you! Why do you always have to keep pissing me off!
Let’s see… You keep YELLING AT ME!!! So I left! I don’t wanna be yelled at all the time!
That’s cause you keep doing stupid shit ALL the time Borage! Maybe if you stop and THINK then I wouldn’t have to yell at you all the time. Do you think I enjoy yelling at you?!
I think you do enjoy yelling at me like some crazy lady! Maybe if you let me put my dick back in you, you might calm down and stop being such a angry purple person!
I’m going to break your dick off!!!
HEY! Don’t do that! I need my dick to give loving to all the ladies!
Don’t tempt me…
Your dad is too dumb to potty train you. It’s up to me to do this task. You’re lucky to have one decent parent Morde. I hope Pedro and Greta will return but I want them to take their time. I’m enjoying my time with you Morde.
I decided to make some drinks. I wonder if Alayna would have a drink or 2. Maybe it will calm her nerves.
I’m going to be sad on the day I will have to return to my job back in France. I wish I could just take you with me. I love you Mordecai.
Alayna, please have a drink with me.
This is actually quite tasty, Borage. I didn’t know you could mix drinks so well.
My mom, step dad and aunt hosted house parties when I was growing up. I was mixing drinking since I was a kid. All they did was party, drink and had sex with whoever passed by. I lived on cake and vodka, those were the days.
So that explains everything… You didn’t have the best upbringing. You were raised by drunken idiots, what about your real dad?
He lived far away, busy spreading his seed around. Trying to have 100 kids to live forever. I didn’t see much of him growing up.
That’s really sad, Borage. Not seeing your dad much when you were growing up. I won’t do that to Morde. I’m gonna see him as much as possible! I’m starting to feel lightheaded. Maybe I should stop drinking.
You’re fine, Alayna. Just keep drinking. Keep drinking….
No, I think I had enough. I don’t want to get drunk. I need to check on the kids.
The kids will be fine. Just drink up, you need to relax and enjoy yourself.
You’re right, I need to relax. Dealing your stupidity is stressful but I know now you had a rough childhood… I’ll go easy on you for now on.
I was cleaning up a mess on the bar then Alayna who appeared drunk leans over the bar top and pulls me close to her lips almost kissing me and said.
“Wanna dance with me?”
She wanted to slow dance with me. I can’t say that I ever slow danced with a lady before. But I must say it was quite nice holding Alayna close to my sexy body. I wonder if she can feel my hard on. I turn on some slow jams and we danced away.
Isn’t this nice Borage? I didn’t know you were a good dancer.
And you’re being such a gentlemen too. I didn’t you you had it in you. Usually by now you’re saying something vulgar. I guess I was wrong about you, Borage.
I was just wondering how long will it take before you notice my raging hard on. Wanna take this downstairs to my bedroom and fuck like there’s no tomorrow?
There’s the Borage I know. You really know how to charm a lady. I love Mordecai, we created something wonderful but I can’t take that risk again.
I’ll be more careful this time around.. I promise, Alayna.
Please be careful, Borage. I can’t get pregnant again. I might lose my job for good if I do.
Don’t worry. I won’t get you pregnant again. I don’t want another kid. I’m done having kids.
Mama! Mama! Waaaaah! Mama!
Borage, we should stop. I think I hear Morde crying.
He’s fine. Let him cry.
No, Borage! I’m not gonna let our son just sit in his crib and cry! He needs me!
Mommy is here now, Morde. Were you having a bad dream little guy?
Damn kid. I need to teach him a rule. Don’t cock block daddy. I was about to get some finally and that brat cock blocked me. I still have a raging hard on.
Just give him a bottle and come back to bed with me.
I’m thinking clearer now, Borage. That wouldn’t be a good idea. I’m going to sleep in the guest room once I lay Mordecai back down. I’m sorry Borage. I can’t sleep with you again, it’s not right. We shouldn’t risk it.
Then what am I going to do about my raging hard on?
Then suddenly some alien teleported into the nursery. At first I thought Pedro was back but I saw it wasn’t Pedro at all. This alien had boobs. Really nice ones too.
Hello, Borage. I am Fayon Xip. I’m Pedro’s older sister. He had sent me to check on my nieces Bora Bora and Luna-Skye. Are they still alive? I shall be staying until his return.
Hey there sexy space lady. They are alive but I got this raging hard on in my undies. Wanna help me out here?