Liam thinking: She can play the guitar well. I having that she can play with.
Liam: Hi June.
Acacia: June, whatever you do.. Stay away from that guy…
June: Okay.
Damn.. blocked by a child.. Still want that girl. I’m in love.
I wonder why Rosette insisted that I only use this bathroom. She’s kinda strange.. It’s a nice bathroom tho. This tub is nice but odd.
The side of this tub is made out of glass. Hmm.. Wait a minute.. I know why.. She installed cameras in here!
Rosette over the intercom: OMG LIAM! YOU’RE DROWNING!
Rosette over the intercom: Thank goodness you’re alive Liam! I thought you were drowning!
Liam: So you can see me?
Rosette over the intercom: Yes! Now shake your penis!
June: And CDs and stuff!
Liam: Right. So do I have a chance with you?
No little brat! That titty milk is for Liam only, so hands off!
You can have a vodka & sprite or cake. Take your pick, kid. The titty milk is off limits so stop trying, Girl-Liam! IT’S FOR DADDY-LIAM!
June: Liam totally dropped his towel in front of me and winked at me.
Max: Okay.. but did you fuck him too?
That’s right world.. I was the one who taught Celsia how to walk.
Liam: No, you can’t enter.
Rosette: And why the fuck not?
Liam: Just cause…
Rosette: Who’s in there? Zinnia?! That hoslut better not be in there!
Rosette: I hate the way you eat. I hate this house. I hate your clothes. I love you.
Liam: nom nom nom nom
Rosette: Let’s get married in Sunlit Tides!
Liam: No.
Rosette: I’ll kill you if we don’t.
Rosette: Lemme take naked pics of you.
Liam: You have enough.
Rosette: I WANT MORE!!!!
Liam: Okay okay okay…
Liam: Zinnia:
Rosette: What about her?
Liam: Where is she?
Rosette: Why? I’m here. You love me!
Liam: Was hoping for a threesome.
Rosette: I have second personality, there’s your threesome!
Rosette: OMG Liam! You’re so gross and nasty! You don’t flush! You don’t clean! Just so nasty! Ugh! I love you no matter what boo!
Liam: What are you doing?
Tequila Sunrise: Oh nothing. Don’t sit yet.
Liam: Okay.
Rosette: Stop your evil shit, Girl-Liam! How dare you prank my man like that! First you try to still his titty milk when you were a baby, now this?! Ungrateful evil kid! Stay away from my man!
Tequila Sunrise: But… he’s my dad.
Rosette: Oh yeah.. stop being evil!
Tequila Sunrise: Stop being a horrible mom!
Rosette: You know I will always be a horrible mom! Deal with it!
Rosette: I’m sleepy! Liam let me sleep with you again!
Liam: You should go home with your family now.
Finn: So you been here with him? You cheated on me with jerkules AGAIN?
Zinnia: Busted!
Finn: Why Rose! I loved you!
Rosette: You know I don’t like you! Don’t act brand new!
Amaretto Sour: You’re the weirdest kid I ever known.
August: Cause I’m always happy?
Amaretto Sour: How can you be happy living here? You smoke? Please share!
Finn: How many times did you fucked jerkules behind my back?
Rosette: You know I can’t count!
Amaretto Sour: Something exciting is happening over there. Let’s all look excited about something.
Celsia: Whips and chains!
Amaretto Sour: Poles and G strings!
Borage: Drunk ladies and roofies!
Shiny things!
Tequila Sunrise: Ugh Mom! Put some pants on! I’m trying to eat here! I don’t wanna see your ass all hanging out!
Rosette: SHUT YOUR MOUTH GIRL-LIAM! I’m waiting for Liam to show up! I gotta be ready and sexy!
Tequila Sunrise: Dad needs to get a restraining order against you!
Acacia: Since I’m the only smart one in this family, take my advice. Never dye your hair black.
Borage: Why?
Acacia: Be my guest if you want to wake up to find Rosette in your bed thinking you are your dad.
Borage: She’s already hit on me a few times….
Acacia: LOL
Celsia: What are we standing here waiting for?
Borage: I’m waiting for the ladies. I know they are looking for my sexy self.
Celsia: They are not looking for your dumb ass. They are avoiding you!
Borage: You’re just a jealous hag! You’ll never be as sexy as me. Hate on hatette.
Celsia: I hate you.
Rosette: AC, you’re smart? You can read AND write?
Acacia: Yes. What was left of mom’s genius was passed on to me.
Celsia: I think I got some of it too!
Acacia: You didn’t. I have it all. I’m going to a top college.
Celsia: I did too! Cause Borage sure didn’t get any! He’s a idiot!
Celsia: My grades are good, I swear! Some smart was passed on to me but not Borage. You’re not the only one AC.
Rosette: There’s no hope for any of mines. My kids are all idiots.
Tequila Sunrise: What are you doing?!
Borage: Testing out my sweet dance moves for the ladies. When I move to Starlight Shores, all the ladies wanna piece of this.
Tequila Sunrise: I doubt it!
Borage: Whatever hag! Since I’m a genie I’ll tell the ladies if the rub my dick 3 times I can grant them a wish. One great night me!
Tequila Sunrise: Ugh! You’re so gross!
Borage: Shut up hag-face! You’re just gonna be one of those easy drunk hags too. These lines will work on you too, hagzilla!
Rosette: I hate all these kids…
Damn it Liam! Save me from all these idiots already! I picked out my wedding dress too for our wedding in Sunlit Tides!
lol. I’ll have to remember the sunlit tides things for future chapters. Very funny Nay. Did Liam teach any of the other kids anything?
No just Celsia.