Greta felt that we all needed to go to the festival again. I didn’t want to cause it was just gonna be a bunch of old hags. She said that we needed to take Bruce-Lee cause we needed family outings. He’s a baby, what can he do besides pick his nose and eat his hands. Nasty little kid, I will never shake his hand.
I decided to play in a water puddle after we selected not to rain but it keeps raining. It was fun walking on water like Jesus. I wonder if I can turn this into wine. I believe I have the divine power!
Okay Borage, that’s enough playing in the water. Let’s all have some fun now.
Girl please, I am having fun! I’m Jesus! I can walk on water now! Now I gotta turn this into wine with my mighty divine powers and get white girl wasted!
You are not the gardener, you don’t have divine powers. Now stop playing in the water like some idiot and let’s all have fun as a family. We have a child together rather you like it or not!
You’re such a buzz kill, Yoko. Let my dick fun you up.
Totally worth it..
We walked around for a while and Origami found a photo booth and insist that we take a family portrait. I don’t know why she suddenly wanna act like a family around others but I was like whatever. Whatever it takes to get her to stop nagging.
This is our photo. The kid wouldn’t stop crying cause I was holding him but after a while he stopped and we got this. Badly photoshopped pic of us at a beach. Japan decided she wanna pose model like while making me hold this smelly baby. Ugh! I’m glad this was over. I’m never doing this again.
What would you like to do next? How about skating? We can couple skate while Greta looks after Bruce-Lee, I’m sure she won’t mind.
Nah, I wanna check out the running shoes and see which pair will make me run away from you the fastest.
Just waiting for Rosette, Borage. I’m pretty sure if your dad returns here, Rosette is sure to follow and I shall be waiting for her…
It was Pop-Dat-Cracker Day and I guess it was time to pop some crackers. Let me do the honors!
I’m chilling in my room and Pedro teleports in. He’s always teleporting around the house and never shown me how. I wanna teleport and shit. That’s freakin’ awesome!
Are you ready to fulfill my promise?
To host your sexy alien parties? Sure I’m ready! Will there be sexy alien ladies for me to give my lovings to?
Huh? No… For the probing. You said I could probe you.
WHAT? PROBE ME? I NEVER SAID YOU COULD PROBE ME! YOU ASKED ME TO BE A HOST FOR SEXY PARTIES! PLEASE DON’T PROBE ME! I LIKE MY ASSHOLE TO STAY TIGHT!
YOU PROMISE ME THAT YOU’LL BE MY HOST! I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT HOSTING SEXY PARTIES! BUT WE WILL HAVE A SEXY TIME! NOW PREPARE YOUR ANUS!
Pedro like vaporize my clothes and started to all growl and foam at the mouth as he gazes at my sexy and naked body. I had a feeling he was into dudes by the way he ate those hot dogs! I’m all like, I’m not no gay! You can’t probe my sexy tight ass!
Please Pedro! Don’t probe rape my tight ass!
Just kidding, Borage! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh.. You had me going there, Pedro. I thought you were going to ass rape me. You’re a odd one.
No, I’m not going to rape you. But you did promise to be my host. I will still need use of your anus though.
I must of blacked out after Pedro’s strange probing joke. That’s the last thing I remember when I woke up in bed still naked hours later.
Why does my butt hurt? Pedro! Did you probe me in my sleep??!