Maria escaped Camp Tigo and taking Lei and Van with her. Oh well.. They have been replaced with Bender Belue from And that’s terrible!, Adairna Jonso from The Party People: Legacy of Nakaiya Jonso and Malix Montigo Jr. from here of course!
Vods: It wasn’t cool of you to let me die back in my universe!
Malix: What are you talking about? I was never in your universe!
Vods: Yes you were! You knocked me and Panda up and then I died.
Malix: Sounds like me.. Making babies and dying so I don’t have be responsible! I’m a total deadbeat father!
Vods: Well I’m a deadbeat mother thanks to you!
Malix: Sucks for you.
Bender: HEY! I was promised rum and strippers if I came here! All I see is a zombie dresses as a bee keeper! I want rum covered strippers!
Adairna: I came here to pick up my son from this crazy place and he ran off with a girl and a vampire?
Malix Jr.: I’m hungry… Can I eat you?
Adairna: What?! No!
Malix Jr.: Well can I steal your panties?
Adairna: NO! Go away freak!
Malix Jr.: I’m a vampire kleptomania.. I can’t help it… But I will steal them!
Zombie: Malix! Get me preggers! I want your baby!
Malix: WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT TO HAVE MY BABY?!
Zombie: Because my child will be beautiful! Besides you’re just gonna die afterwards!
Malix: I’m not fucking a zombie!
Malix: Stay away from my dick!
Zombie: Please please please! Don’t make me beg!
Malix: Go be dead somewhere else now!
Vods: Hey Miro.. you haven’t had let me die, would you?
Ramiro: No way, boo.. I wouldn’t let a hot alien like you die.
Vods: Then you would picked me?
Vods: Really? Then you’re my vampire lover! We are bonded so stay away from Panda.
Ramiro: Okay.. a little possessive but okay.
Malix: Wait a fuckin’ min.. Why do you look like me as a vampire with my old hair in blue clothes? Are you a clone?!
Malix Jr.: No I’m not a clone! I’m your son!
Malix: No you’re not! My son has pink hair!
Malix Jr.: I am too your son! You died before you knew anything of me or my twin sister.
Malix: Look clone, I don’t remember you escaping from my nut sack.
Malix Jr.: For the last time! I AM NOT YOUR CLONE! I’M YOUR SON!
Malix: How? I only knocked up my wife 3 times..
Malix Jr.: Trust me! I am your child!
Malix: Whatever clone!
Malix Jr.: I wish a yeti would eat you right now… Yetis are awesome.
Malix: Yetis are not awesome! Everyone knows that dragons are much better than yetis! You can’t possible be my child!
Malix Jr.: Whatever dad! Yetis are much better than gay dragons!
Malix: Yetis are gay cause all of them are men!
Malix Jr.: There’s girl yetis!
Malix: Who cares! This fight is getting ridiculous!
Bender: Hey asian guy. Where are the rum and strippers that I was promise?
Matius: First of all my name is Matius, not asian guy. Second of all we have rum. Third of all, they lied about the strippers.
Bender: WHAT?! NO STRIPPERS?!
Matius: I wish but no.
Bender: I’m getting the fuck out of here!
Matius: Good luck.
Bender: You look like you could possibly be a stripper.
Zinnia: Actually I use to be one until I had a bunch of random kids.
Bender: Really? Why aren’t you stripping then?
Zinnia: I dunno.. No pole?
Bender: I have a pole. *wink*
Zinnia: OMG you gross old man!
Bender: I was sexy back in my day!
Zinnia: That doesn’t matter now!
Malix Jr: Hey Panda.
Panda: Whizzer! Who are you? How do you know me? You look like Malix as a vampire!
Malix Jr.: You know me! I’m from your universe I guess. My appearance explains why there is 2 Malixes running around in the sim forums.. I’m his son.
Panda: That’s bizzaro! I guess this explains why he didn’t know who we were. I thought you were his clone.
Malix Jr.: I AM NOT A CLONE!
Panda: WAIT! If you’re here.. and dad is here… THEN WHO’S WATCHING THE KIDS?
Malix Jr.: Your mom.
Panda: Is that suppose to be a joke?
Malix Jr.: No really.. I left those babies with your drunk mom.
Cira: Am I hearing this right? You’re Malix’s son? I don’t remember having you.
Malix Jr.: Because……
Cira: That cheating bastard!
Cira: WHO IS SHE?!
Cira: THE BITCH THAT YOU KNOCKED UP!
Cira: EXPLAIN THE LOOK ALIKE KID OF YOURS OVER THERE!
Malix: A clone.
Malix Jr.: I AM NOT A CLONE!
Cira: HOW DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER CHILD?!
Malix: I dunno… It’s not explained in our story yet. Maybe I cheated? Maybe he was born before we got married? How the fuck should I know?! Yell at the writer!
Cira: If I find out that you cheated on me then I’ll cut your dick off cause apparently you use it too much!
Malix: I need that!
Malix Jr: I wanna hold your hands by this plate of rotten salad and a zombie.
Panda: You’re so romantic!
Malix Jr.: So wanna do it?
Panda: You do know Vods is in this story right?
Malix Jr.: Shit. She isn’t going to go randomly die some where is she?
Panda: I hope not!
Malix: Is this awkward.
Malix: There can only be one.
Malix Jr: If you’re trying to say I’m a clone, I will punch you.
Panda: I think it’s cool we have 2 Malixes now.
Malix: THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!
Malix Jr: I’M YOUR SON!
Malix: I don’t like this one bit, Clone. With you here..the girls will ignore me.
Malix Jr: Of course dad.. YOU’RE MARRIED!
Malix: I hate this clone….
Malix Jr: I am your SON! Not a clone!
Malix: Must you always say that?
Panda: It’s kinda my trademark ya know.
Malix: I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
Malix Jr: Don’t worry.. You won’t.
Malix Jr: Anyways! Time to make out with my girl!
Malix: I hate this clone! He’s gonna ruin my 4 way!
Malix: Are you still the token angry black woman?
Malix: Then let’s make out!
Liam: It’s that time of the night.. I know Rosette is going to try to rape me again… I can’t seem to get away from that psycho! She’ll ruin my plans to bang all the ladies here.
Rosette: Liam are you ready? Here I come!
Vods: So you’re our Malix?
Malix Jr: Yep.
Vods: You asshole! You let me die!
Malix Jr.: Sorry? You still got to fuck me, right?
Vods: I should be mad at you but some how I’m not.
Malix Jr: It’s cause of my dick.
Liam: I wanna bone that green chick..
Rosette: HEY LIAM! Give me lovings!
Liam: No… just go away.
Rosette: NEVER! You’re my boyfriend! I want lovings!
Liam: I’m not your boyfriend!
Rosette: Then you’re my husband?
Liam: Hell no!
Rosette: I don’t care what you say! YOU’RE MINES! Drop your pants!
Liam: No means no!
Rosette: No means I want it now!
Liam: I’m on mission. I must give my loving to all of the ladies.
Rosette: Liam, let’s not turn this love making into a murder.
Panda: What the whizzer! I thought you were mines cause Vods died!
Malix Jr: She’s not dead here. I told you girls to share me.
Vods: Go away, Panda.. Malix wants me now.
Rosette: I said give me your dick!
Liam: I said no!
Malix Jr: Place this juicy green lips on mines so I can flirt with another lady.
Vods: Wait… what?
Rosette: Either give me some dick or I’ll rip it off!
Liam: You’re freaking me out Rose!
Liam: So you’re Adairna right?
Liam: Wanna know what makes me so magical?
Liam: I can make you have multiple orgasms.
Adairna: OMG! Was that your best pick up line?
Liam: Yes. Did it work?
Adairna: NO! That would never work!
Liam: Drink this drink then?
Panda: Holy whizzer… There’s some bizarro hooks up going on suddenly. Why am I thinking about Matius now?
Malix: Mmm.. Dat ass!
Liam: Wow.. Malix’s roofie drink worked!
Malix: I couldn’t help but notice how juicy your ass is.
Panda: Ooh Malix. *blushes*
Malix: I want it.
Malix: Not now Cira. We are having that 4 way rather you like it or not!
Malix Jr: Dad! That’s my girl!
Malix: Shut up clone! I saw you with Vods. I get her.
Rosette: I’m so sexy!
Bender: Who drank all the rum?
Malix: I’m gonna kiss you now.
Malix Jr: This shit is fucked. She’s mines, Dad!
Vods: Why do I have a feeling that this will turn into a orgy?
Malix Jr.: I hope that’s true.
Ramiro: Hey Cira, I just wanna touch your body.
Cira: Since Malix already kissed that tramp, go ahead.
Malix: If your wife is cheating on you with your cousin and you know it, clap your hands!
Matius: This is so wrong on many levels. How haven’t I hooked up with anyone yet?
Matius: Hey obviously still drunk girl. Ever had asian persuasion?
Matius: You want it?
Adairna: Well I am still drunk. Sure.
Matius: Your son wouldn’t hook up with my sister. I’m gonna hook up with you.
Adairna: Uuhjkhk dfhfhkd
Matius: I take that as you’re okay with this.
Liam: Since you’re not crazy like your sister. Wanna do it?
Zinnia: Let me finish my drink.. but where? Cause Matty and Adairna are about to fuck in the photo booth.
Liam: We can wait.
Ramiro: Let’s get nasty in that haystack that randomly appeared. The photo booth is being used.
Cira: Not my idea of romance. I just wanna get back at Malix. I know he cheated in our story and he’s cheating in this one.
Zinnia: OH YES OH YES YESSSSSS GIVE IT TO ME LIAM!
Liam: Shhh! Rosette might hear us!
Rosette: Liam better not be fucking my sister…
Ramiro: Mmm, you like it Cira?
Cira: I have hay in my ass.
Ramiro: Just ignore it. Tell me how does my dick feel?
Cira: No wonder you only hooked up with a heshe!
Ramiro: Shut up about Khai before she shows up! We have one psycho here. Rosette. We don’t need another one!
Malix: You, me, haystack. Now.
Vods: I’m confused..
Malix: No time to explain! Get in the haystack!
Matius: I’m gonna punch this invisible person!
Matius: What do you mean you won’t hook up with me?
Cira: Because I said so.
Matius: We hooked before.. Why not now?
Cira: Shut Matty! The readers didn’t know about that yet!
Vods: Don’t mind me guys.. Just checking out this haystack.
Bender: This is some bullshit. No strippers. No more rum or vodka-
Vods: Yes dad?
Bender: Shut up Vods! No one was talking to you! I’m talking to myself!
Bender: Anyways.. I’m just gonna stand here with my crane and bitch about everything cause I’m a old man and that’s what us old people do. Complain.
Malix Jr: I saw what you did with Vods. She’s mines!
Malix: Oh fuck you vampire clone! I’m getting my 4 way.
Malix Jr: Don’t care. Vods is one of mines! So back off dad! We gave you grand babies that you’ll never meet.
Malix: I’m too sexy to be a grandpa. Anyways.. I challenge you to a dance off. Winner keeps the girls.
Malix Jr: Challenge accepted. Girls vs Guys.
Malix: The point was me vs you but whatever!
So, guys ready to dance?
Bender: I’m too sober for this!
Vods: Where is that voice coming from?
(If there’s kids around, you may want to either wear headphones or mute the video. Vulgar lyrics in the video. I used a sample of my DJing for the music track for the video :D)
Bonus Pic: Malix booty! LOL
Ahh, checking out my humps now? I got something else you can check out..
My dick. HEHEHEHEHEHE!