Welcome guest to Camp Tigo! I’m changing the name to this story because I can. Since I had so much fun playing with you all. I want your guys to stay in the camp of doom for our entertainment.
Vodka: Who’s entertainment?
Your creators and I.
Liam: So am I making any babies at the camp? *smirk*
No Liam, and I’m keeping a eye on you!
Vandeen: I wanna go home…
Pandora: I don’t wanna go home! We’re gonna have a whizzer time!
Yes you will have a juicetastic time here at Camp Tigo!
Lei: Oh cool another teenager!
Vandeen: Hi my name is Vandeen but you call me Van.
Lei: Hi Van! You didn’t give yourself a silly nickname like Van the Man did you? *laughs*
Van: Uh… maybe.
Lei: *laughs* Anyways welcome to apparently Camp Tigo now.
Van: Thanks for the welcome, Lei. Let’s be friends.
**Malix suddenly sneaks up from behind Van**
Malix: Man up little dude if you’re gonna get with my little sis.
Van: Excuse me?
Malix: Don’t play dumb. I saw you checking her out.
Van: She’s pretty but she’s my friend now..
Malix: Right. I’m Malix by the way.
Van: Hi Malix, I’m Van.. nice to meet you?
Malix: Van the Man!
Van: The one and only *smiles*
**Moments later Malix is ambushed by the Belue sisters**
Pandora & Vodka: ♥ ♥ ♥ Malix♥ ♥ ♥
Vodka: We didn’t know that you were going to be here too.
Pandora: This is totally whizzer!
Malix: Um.. who are you?
Pandora: Don’t be silly Malix! You know who we are!
Vodka: Yeah Malix, stop acting silly.
Malix: No seriously… who are you? How do you know me?
Pandora: It’s me Pandora and my sister Vodka. Remember silly?
Malix: So you’re Pandora!
Pandora & Vodka: ♥ ♥ ♥ Malix♥ ♥ ♥
**Belue sisters ambushes Malix with a awkward hugs**
Malix: Uhhh.. strange girl whom I never met in my life.. You should probably not be hugging me like this…
*The sisters pull off of Malix**
Pandora: What’s your deal Vods? Malix is mines! Get off him!
Vodka: He’s not yours, Panda! There could be a plot twist and he could pick me! Besides.. He drank from me first!
Pandora: You wish that would happen! The people want me with Malix so paws off!
Vodka: I saw him first! So you keep your paws off!
Malix: Um.. What the fuck are you 2 talking about?
Pandora: Who are you going to pick Malix? Me or Vods?
**Cira oversees the Belue girls fighting**
Cira: Harpo! Who be this woman?!
Malix: Harpo? Oh! The color purple reference.. I have no idea.
Vodka: Who are you?!
Cira: I’m Cira, Malix’s wife! I know you hussies ain’t fighting over my husband!
Pandora & Vodka: Wife?! You’re married?!!
Malix: Uh… yes. Who the fuck are you Pandora? ..Err and Vodka.
Vodka: We’re no one apparently..
Liam: I hate airline food. I’m gonna get this whole gallon of ice cream by myself.
Pandora: Hi! I’m Pandora but you can call me Panda.
Liam: Hi Panda, I’m Liam. You want a baby?
Pandora: Mind sharing your ice cream with me? I’m very hungry.
Liam: No.. I found this.
Pandora: Whizzer! You know sharing is caring!
Liam: I know but this ice cream is mines.
Pandora: Please share with me Liam. Pretty please.
Liam: Bitch, get your own ice cream!
Pandora: Holy whizzer! You’re rude!
Pandora: Are you sure that you don’t remember me?
Malix: I never met you.
Pandora: Sure you did! You don’t remember our first kiss on Sunday?
Malix: Woman.. I never kissed you. I’m married…
Pandora: I’m very confused.. I poured out my feelings to you.
Malix: Please don’t tell me that you’re another Rosette.
Pandora: Huh? Why waste your time. You know you’re gonna be mines.
Malix: You’re hot and all but the last red head I encounter is a evil bitch. You seem crazy..
Huh? Are you talking about me?!
Rosette: Liam! You came to see me!
Liam: No I didn’t.. I heard fine ladies would be here so now I’m here.
Rosette: I’m a fine lady!
Liam: You are sexy but you’re crazy.
Rosette: Crazy in love with you boo!
Liam: Right. I’ll be back..
Rosette: Wait! Don’t leave me! I love you!
Liam: Rose, let go of my leg! I have to go to the bathroom.
Rosette: Take me with you!
Liam: Uh no.. Let go!
Rosette: I LOVE YOU!
Why won’t he love me?! I will have him! I must have him! You hear that Liam! YOU WILL BE MINES OR I WILL KILL EVER BITCH IN THIS CAMP!
Rosette: Liam, love me!
Liam: You can’t demand love like that.
Rosette: Okay.. then fuck me!
Liam: I don’t want to..
Rosette: You came all this way not to have any sexy time?
Liam: Okay.. If I have sex with you in that photo booth that just appear, will you leave me alone for now on?
*Photo booth is rocking, they exit*
*A photo comes out. Liam looks at it. It’s a photo of them doing it with the caption “Liam & Rosette Forever, This is proof bitches!“*
Liam: What have I done….
Pandora: Hi again Liam!
Liam: Hi Panda, how are you doing?
Pandora: I’m having a whizzer time. What about you?
Liam: Just grand. Wanna know why they call me “Magic”?
Liam: Cause I cam make your panties disappear. *smug smirk*
Pandora: Oh.. Well I’m not sleeping with you. You wouldn’t even share your ice cream with me!
Liam: I’m sorry! I got you these red flowers. Sleep with me?
Pandora: Wally Whizzer! I love red flowers!
Liam: Hi green lady.
Vodka: Hi jerk.
Liam: *laughs* Excuse me I’m sorry. My name is Liam.
Vodka: I’m Vodka.
Vodka: Yes just call me Vods.
Liam: Do you taste like vodka?
Vodka: What?! No! That’s a stupid a question!
Liam: I’m curious.. If I were to lick you and you tasted like vodka then I would be so wasted. I would lick you all night.
Liam: You like?
Liam: Oh my bad…
Zinnia: You must have a thing for sisters.. I saw you with Panda.
Liam: Shut up Zin.
Pandora & Vodka: ♥ ♥ ♥ Malix♥ ♥ ♥
Malix: Watching me shower, ladies? Totally not creepy..
Vodka: You have a beautiful body Malix..
Pandora: Even you’re not a vampire this time. I find you very sexy.
Malix: Uh.. thanks. Remember my wife?
Pandora & Vodka: Yes.
Cira: I know you floozies aren’t hitting on my husband again..
Pandora: Whizzer! We were totally not hitting on your husband! We were talking about –
Vodka: Liam! We were talking about Liam!
Malix: Relax Cira.. I kinda like this attention. There’s enough of Malix to go around. We can be swingers.
Cira: We are not going to be swingers!
Malix: So no 4 way then?
Malix: I would like 3 ladies to have their way with me.
Cira: I oughta punch you in the face Malix.
Malix: Hey.. a man can dream!
Lei: Look! Those stars form the shape of a penis.
Van: Yeah it does! Those stars formed boobies!
Lei: *laughs* Being perverted teens is fun!
** Day 1 has ended!**
Matius: Why are you green? Are you a berry?
Vodka: No. I’m a alien.
Matius: Alien? But it’s not November yet.
Vodka: I know but I was born a alien in sims 2 and now we switched to sims 3.
Matius: Oh.. so you’re not gonna probe me?
Vodka: Do you want to be probed?
Matius: Maybe.. you’re sexy after all.
Ramiro: I see that we have new people now.
Ramiro: Then we must order more cyanide.
Malix: I guess but we can’t kill the Belue sisters.
Ramiro: Why not?
Malix: I find it hot how those girls fight over me and I never met them before. Don’t kill my wife. I’m gonna have a 4 way with them.
Ramiro: Fine only if I have my way with the girls too.
Malix: And my wife?
Ramiro: Her too.
Ramiro: Hey.. your wife is hot. I never been with a black woman.
Malix: It’s amazing but you can’t have her.
Ramiro: Then I’ll take Panda.
Malix: Can’t have her.
Ramiro: Asshole! You can’t have them all! I’m vampire and I need to have vampire sex!
Malix: Those girls all love me, so no.
Ramiro: I will have those girls and your wife.
Malix: I should of poisoned your juice!
Ramiro: I should of poisoned your cookies!
Malix: Hey Vods, meet me by the showers tonight.
Vodka: Really? Okay.
Pandora: HEY! What about me?!
Vodka: Fuck off Panda, Malix picked me.
Pandora: That’s not right!
Ramiro: Liam, I heard about you. You’re the womanizer.
Liam: Indeed I am.
Ramiro: Stay away from my sister Maria.
Liam: Ah, they pretty vamp girl?
Matius: Stay away from mines too.
Liam: Lei? She’s way too young for me.
Matius: Good, I don’t have to worry about you touching her.
Liam: Oh I will be banging your sister when she ages and moves to Twinbrook.
Liam: You heard me.
Malix: Oh Cira, let’s make out right now.
*Making out noises*
Vodka: Hey.. I thought he picked me.. That asshole!
Liam: Hi Van, may I speak with you.
Liam: Are you interest in Lei?
Van: Why do you care?
Liam: If you are, back off.
Van: Excuse me? You’re old, why should I?
Liam: Because I will be the one to deflower Lei. So back off.
Van: You’re old, dude. That sounds creepy.
Liam: I’m waiting until she turns 21. I’m not a pedo bear.
Van: Still sounds creepy…
Liam: You will back off will you?
Van: I got a strong feeling that I’m going to hate you in the next story.
Liam: The feeling is mutual..
Liam: Hey pretty lady. I’m sorry about the other day.
Vodka: It’s cool I guess..
Liam: I know I’m no vampire like the Malix you know but I can assure that I’m just as great in bed as him.
Vodka: Is that so?
Liam: It is so. Want to find out?
*Rosette pins Vodka down on the ground*
Rosette: HEY! Get your green greasy hands off of my boyfriend!
Vodka: HEY! GET OFF ME! I DIDN’T KNOW HE’S YOUR BOYFRIEND!!
Rosette: NO! NOT UNTIL YOU PROMISE TO STAY AWAY FROM MY BOYFRIEND!
Vodka: FINE! JUST GET OFF ME!
Zinnia: *laughs* Damn Rose!
Liam: ..I’m not your boyfriend.
Rosette: Shut up Liam! I’m dealing with this green hussy!
Vodka: GET OFF!
*Rosette gets off*
Liam: Look Rosette…
Rosette: You stop trying to flirt with these hoochies!
Liam: Rose you need to back off! I’m not your boyfriend! I can flirt with who ever!
Rosette: NOT WHEN I’M HERE! YOU BELONG TO ME!
Matius: Van, do you like my sister Lei?
Van: What’s with you guys?
Matius: Yes? No?
Van: I like her as friend.
Matius: You don’t think she’s hot enough?!
Van: Lei is hot but-
Matius: Then what’s your deal? Do you wanna bang her?
Matius: I know you want to and you have my permission.
Van: What the….
Matius: Are you gay?
Van: No! I’m not gay.. I just like her as a friend. I kinda like a girl back at home..
Matius: That Val girl? Forget her. Do my sister.
Van: But why?
Matius: I don’t want that Liam guy to be the first to touch her. I don’t like him.
Van:.. I’m not going to bang your sister for that reason.
Matius: Fine then go make a promise to protect her from zombies and shit.
Van: That I can do..
Van: Hey Lei.
Lei: What’s up?
Van: Nothing. I just want to make a promise to protect you from zombies.
Lei: Aww that’s so sweet.
Van: Your brother made me promise..
Van: HEY! Don’t get me wrong.. I would totally protect you from zombies!
Lei: Thanks Van. You’re sweet! Any girl who has you is lucky!
Malix: So we meet.
Vodka: Finally. I saw you with Cira and I thought..
Malix: She’s my wife so I still have to do my husband duty.
Vodka: So why did you want to meet?
Malix: To tell you that you’re pretty.
Vodka: *blushes* Thanks Malix. I thought you were gonna pick Panda cause she’s human and I’m a dying alien.
Malix: I’m not sure why am I suppose to pick a lady but I’m loving this attention..
Vodka: So you’re not picking me? I thought you liked me…
Malix: Well I…
Vodka: C’mon Malix, leave Cira and come with me. We will have pretty babies together..
Malix: Um.. I have 4 kids already.. Didn’t you say you’re dying?
Vodka: Yes you’re gonna save me right?
*Pandora spots them*
Pandora: VODS! What are you doing with Malix?!
Vodka: It’s pretty clear that he chose me!
Pandora: Malix? Is that true? Did our kiss mean nothing?
Malix: What the fuck are you talking about? Keep fighting over me.
Vodka: Just go away Panda! I’m busy with Malix!
Pandora: Vods! You dirty ho bag! Malix is MINES!
Vodka: How dare you call me that!
*Vodka attacks Pandora*
Pandora: LET GO! YOU’RE JUST GONNA DIE! ENJOY MALIX CAUSE HE’LL BE MINES WHEN YOU”RE DEAD!
Vodka: I’M NOT GONNA DIE! MALIX IS GONNA SAVE ME?! RIGHT MALIX?
Malix: Just keep fighting ladies..
Cira: WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU CHICKENHEADS ABOUT HITTING ON MY HUSBAND??!
Pandora & Vodka: CIRA!
Cira: I think you bitches better start running…..
Pandora & Vodka: Right!
Every camp as a camp fire. It’s time to unwind a little, right?
Pandora: Jeez whizzer! This is a lot of fun. Maybe I should get one of these at home.
Maria: Yeah I agree this is fun, Panda.
Rosette: Just warning you hussies stay away from my Liam…
Rosette: Hush Liam!
Van: I wonder why my mom allow me to come to this crazy summer camp..
Cira: I’m glad to be out of that vampire house.
Pandora: Vampire house?
Cira: You don’t wanna know..
Rosette: You sluts see this? If I catch you with my boyfriend Liam, I’ll be replacing these marshmallows with your eye balls!
Liam: Violent much, Rose?
I’m the vampire here! Why won’t the girls obsess over me? I’m just as sexy as Malix! I’m starting to hate him. But’s it’s all good.. I’ll use my vampire powers and get them to love me!
Pandora: Golly whizzer! I burned my marshmallows!
Maria: Hahaha.. We kinda figure that Rosette would be the first to burn hers.
Pandora: This camp sucks!
I enjoyed use other people’s sims for this ep. It was a lot of fun doing this! I have 2 spots open for this camp. If you want your character in this camp story let me know. Since the girls are out numbering the guys, I want 2 males, one of them needs to be a teen since there’s only 2. I also want the sim to be active character cause it’s fun to joke about their story that they are from.