Finn: I guess I’ll love on ya.
Rosette: Me too.. Wait my phone is ringing. It’s Liam. I gotta go!
Finn: I hate that guy! Tell him to stay in his own story!
Rosette: Shut up! Go do something ghetto!
Hey! I got me a invisible hover car now!
Liam I’m here! Lemme in! Who’s house is this? This house is ghetto!
Rosette: You’re back in our story.. Explain yourself.
Liam: I’m in town and house sitting for a friend. I also wanted to check on my kids.
Rosette: Okay but now explain this ugly frig!
Liam: Since you’re in the kitchen, fix me a sandwich.
Rosette: I’m fixing myself a sandwich. You’re on your own dude.
Liam: It’s your duty of a woman!
Rosette: I ain’t yo’ woman! It’s peanut butter jelly time!
Liam: I’m allowing you to stay a night so what would you like to do?
Rosette: Let’s talk about women who wear towels on their head with mud on their face and limes on their eyes.
Liam: How about no.
Rosette: Well you’re not fun!
Rosette: Wanna make out?
Rosette: Then why am I here???
Liam: Cause I wanna do this instead.
Rosette: Oh yeah! Keep it juicy!
Rosette: I’m dreaming of you.
Liam: I’m dreaming of me.
Where am I? Why am I dancing for this old man? Those 2 guys are flirting. The other guy is talking about how he wants to eat his sausage. Am I at a gay club?? I’m outta here!
I’m still not fixing you a sandwich.
Rosette: Hey! I’m coming in there rather you like it or not.
Liam:… Like I’m going to actually fight you. Be my guest.
Rosette: You’re easier than a drunk crackhead at a concert!
Liam: Ain’t no shame in my game.
Kids: Daddy! Let us in!!!
Liam: Yes… just come on in and raid my frig.
Amaretto Sour: Daddy, were hungry! They don’t even feed us.
Liam: What? You’re not feeding my kids?
Rosette: Shut your lying mouths you spawns of satan! We feed them. We have lots of cake!
Martini: Were tried of eating cake.
Liam: You have to feed them something else than cake.
Rosette: Kids like cake! Quit your bitchin’!
Liam: I need to rest my bones..
Tequila Sunrise: Hehehe…
Liam: What the-…
Tequila Sunrise: Eww Daddy! Hahaha!
Liam: Damn it Tequila!
Amaretto Sour: Hmm.. I have a idea.
Martini: On great.. A.S. has a idea. Now the world is gonna blow up!
Amaretto Sour: Hey! Shush it!
I wonder how would daddy look like as a blonde. Muhahahaha!
Ahhhh. Time for a nice warm shower.
*Liam steps out*
What the… DAMN IT AMARETTO SOUR! I KNOW THIS WAS YOUR DOING!
Amaretto Sour: *laughs* But daddy.. blondes have more fun!
Hmmm… according to my calculations .. I don’t believe that this is right…
Martini: Aaaaahhhhh! Help! Help! Stranger danger!
Liam: Hush Tini!
Random police officer: Is there a problem?
Liam: That’s my kid… She’s being silly.
Random police officer: Okay carry on then.
Liam: ..Not funny Tini! I think my kids are EVIL!
I want back in the story.. I want this house.. It’s ghetto. Ghetto liiiiiiife!
Go insane, go insane. Throw some glitter, make it rain! Now I’m in the chapter!
Liam: I think you should go now.
Liam: You inviting too many people over, plus I must return to my own story.
Rosette: Fine… You’ll be back!
Zinnia: Ya know, you’re kinda cute.
Finn: Really? I think you’re the first one who was nice to me in this story.
Zinnia: I’m gonna kiss you now.
Finn: Oh boy! I was hoping you would!
Now I gotta pee!
Yeah let’s just make out in front of everyone!
Kids: Boo! Were now Anti-Finn fans!
Max: You’re cheating on me with Finn now? You could so much better!
Zinnia: Shut up Max, you’re still fucking that frog well lady!
Max: So! Now it’s my turn to be made at you for 5 days!
Zinnia: Fine by me! I’m still at at you for 3 more days!
Great… they are synced with each other….. creepy.
August: I’m just so excited, that I just can’t hide it!
August: I have no idea!
Regret: Great… you’re just as dumb as Max now.
Acacia: I gotta go pee so bad!!
Regret: Then go pee!
August: Spell i cup.
Acacia: Shut up!
It’s time for Acacia and Regret’s birthday.
Amazingly, they found their way around the party wall!
Acacia inherited a hidden trait: Pyromaniac. Can you blame her?
Regret, nothing special but she’s still plotting to escape.