I have a wonder idea! Let’s make Party Montigo start throwing parties. After all, they love to party of course.
Max: I wanna make a rum and coke ….so can I use pineapple juice?
Screw this…. I’m using Nraas!
Good job Max! But something tells me that I’m going to regret this…
Max: Hey cool! I made rainbow drinks! I wonder if it taste like skittles?
And I stand corrected…. What are you guys doing?
Zinnia: I’m make it rain, dolla dolla dolla bills!
Max: My hands are attacking me!!!
There’s no hope with you guys….
They Montigo girls are throwing a party and Liam shows up to crash it.
Liam: Um..Zinnia, what are you doing?
Zinnia: I’m making it rain dolla bills!
Liam: So you’re a stripper now? I came to check on my kids and you’re acting like a stripper?
Zinnia: Don’t judge me! Tip me!
Liam: Tip you?
Zinnia: Yeah! Tip me with child support money!
Liam: That wasn’t apart of the agreement.
Zinnia: What?! Go have a drink!
Max: Hey kid, are you old enough to drink?
Max: Well have this drink. It’s rainbow color, kids like pretty colors.
Liam: I don’t know what was in that drink but I’m feeling wild! I even ate dirt.
Zinnia: There’s no roofies this time.
Zinnia: Let’s get busy! WOOOO!!
Zinnia: Huh? Like sex?
Zinnia: No! You wait til I come to Twinbrook.
Liam: Oh.. I must be going now.
Zinnia: I thought you were here to check on the kids?
Liam: Partly but I was hoping for a little fun too.
Zinnia: Zippy zoo bop boo tu wi!
Liam:….Yeah.. never mind…
Girl: Fuck yeah! WOOOOO! Ride em! What’s the name of that drink Max??
Max: People on crack!
Girl: Well I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVEEEE CRACK!!!
(that’s a real drink lol)
That party was fun! I made it rain tonight! But I still didn’t no child support from your no good Daddy!
The tots having a good time…being neglected.
Martini: Why did she have to name me after a alcoholic drink.. Now people will think all I do is get drunk!
Those bastards are going to miss you blowing out your birthday candles!
Zinnia: You guys are assholes! He already blew out the candles!
Rosette: Who cares! There’s no stupid wall in the way this time! Party time!
Max: Why am I this excited? These kids aren’t even mines you cheating whore!
Finn: I just want the cake… Wait.. Those aren’t my kids either! Rosette, you slut!
Rosette: What? I don’t even like you!
Finn: Then why am I even your boyfriend?!
Rosette: Wanna get married?
Oh shit… it’s about to get real…
Rosette: You slut….
June: Yeah sure, like you have room to talk.
Rosette: At least I don’t fuck married men you hoslut! Return to the well you frog!
June: I’m going to go do something else now.
Rosette: Yeah? And what’s his name? Liam? Keep your slutty hands off of Liam!
June: He’s not even here!
Rosette: So! I know you’re thinking about it… You wanna spread eagle when you see him again you trick ass ho!
Zinnia: How dare you cheat on me with that frog well lady!
Max: You cheated on me with Liam!
Zinnia: That’s cause you wouldn’t give me 99 more kids! But I changed my mind about that.
Max: Well I decided that I wanted another kid so I got June pregnant.
Zinnia: You slut!
Max: You whore!
Zinnia: I didn’t get paid for sleep with Liam so I’m not a whore!
Max: Well… you cheated first! Now were even!
Zinnia: I don’t care! I will be mad at you for 5 days!
Max: I’m so freakin’ hungry!! I need some food quick!
Finn: Max, you are truly a idiot… There’s some cake in front of you. Why am I living with this idiots? When did we suddenly move from Starlight Shores to Riverview?