Party Montigo: Chapter 3

Were back again with Max doing some random dancing in his Diesel underwear.

 

 

Zinnia: Oh geeze! I’m getting so fuckin’ fat! I think my navel ring is about to pop! Why did I sign up for this?

Maybe if you didn’t eat so much fried foods….

Zinnia: Shut up, writer!

 

 

Haters are gonna hate….

 

 

Rosette: What’s that over there?

The other side of the house.

Rosette: Oh, I thought that was someone’s house.

 

 

Rosette: Just a thought…. soon I’ll be shooting out this spawn of Satan out of my vag hole. Please use NRaas and get rid of it!!!!

Nope.

 

 

Max: I just came outside in my undies just to hold your hands.

Rosette: That’s stupid! Hey my baby daddy is here!

Max: I thought you hated him.

Rosette: I do but the writer is evil and sends him over here anyways.

 

 

Rosette: Why are you here?

Guy: You said that you had some pudding.

Rosette: I lied. That hasn’t been invented yet.

Guy: You bitch. I came all this way for pudding and you don’t have any!

Rosette: We have potatoes.

Guy: I don’t want potatoes! I want pudding.

 

 

Rosette: Your breath. It’s horrible.

Guy: Your vag. It’s terrible.

 

 

Rosette: While you’re here, you might as well join me in bed.

Guy: Yeah since you lied about having pudding… Put out.

 

 

Seriously, where are these damn hearts coming from????!!!

 

 

MAGIC!

Guy: Singing, “To be a man you must have honor and a penis!

Rosette: Don’t ……. start….. SINGING!

Guy: Dafuq!

Guy: What the fuck did you do to me?

Rosette: Why do you stink so bad?

Guy: What?

Baby, I’m not stinky. That’s the smell of SEXY!

Rosette: Anyways, you are a idiot, I hate your bad singing, I really don’t like you and I still don’t know your name but will you be my boyfriend?

Guy: Sure, I’ll be your boyfriend even though that your vag smells like rotten death, I dislike you with great passion and you lied about the pudding.

Rosette: Great! We are the most prefect couple ever!

Oh hey there. So watching me take a bath huh? I bet you like that? I know what you really wanna see. Penis.

Look at it! Look at all it’s glory! Offended? Then get out while I’m taking a bath you perv!

Whoa! What’s up with your giraffe neck???!

 

 

Wait…. I think it’s time.

 

 

Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Panic panic panic!

 

 

HEY DUDE WHY ARE YOU NAKED! I DON’T WANNA SEE YOUR JUNK! AND WHY ARE YOU WEARING RED BLUSH ON YOUR FACE??!

 

 

DON’T LIKE IT, THEN DON’T LOOK AT IT!

 

 

WHO PUT THIS WALL HERE???!!!!!!!

 

 

Max: Cool! We have a valet!

Nurse: I’m a nurse not a valet you fuckin’ idiot!

 

 

OMG! OMG! Oh wait, why am I tripping?

 

 

Does dramatic pose, nothing dramatic is going on.

 

 

The baby is a girl. I wanted a boy! I am sad now. *sobs*

 

 

Baby# 1 for Zinnia. Acacia Montigo-Taye

 

 

Acacia thinking: I gotta get away from these idiots! Crawl crawl crawl.

 

 

Zinnia: Yeah! Party time! Woohoo! Let’s get this started.

Guy: Yo! The party is over already!

 

 

CHILD NEGLECT

 

 

EVERYONE TAKE COVER! THERE’S A WATER PUDDLE ON THE FLOOR! PANIC PANIC PANIC!

 

 

Zinnia: I almost forgot that there’s a baby in the house. Here you go Acacia, drink this so child services won’t show up.

Guy: Why am I still here????

 

 

SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! THE BABY IS COMING AND MY IDIOT BOYFRIEND JUST LEFT!

 

 

What? I get no valet?

 

 

FIRST!

 

 

The spawn of Satan is here. WHY WON’T IT STOP CRYING??? MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!

 

 

Nice Rosette, the grass is a nice place to lay a baby at.

 

 

Baby#1 for Rosette. She named her daughter, Regret Montigo.

 

 

Regret thinking: Why did I get such a stupid name? Regret? Yeah, my Mom loves me.

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  16 comments for “Party Montigo: Chapter 3

  1. July 31, 2012 at 1:00 PM

    Oh my god, poor Regret. xD She’s going to hate the rest of her life.

    • thenay83
      July 31, 2012 at 9:20 PM

      Both kids would, they are being raised by idiots LOL

  2. August 1, 2012 at 1:12 PM

    Regret kinda seems like the perfect name her mother could have chosen. And I love the witty comments and satire throughout, you can bet that I do in fact LOL while reading :]

    • thenay83
      August 1, 2012 at 7:56 PM

      In the previous chapter Rosette was told by the baby’s daddy to name the baby Regret lol

  3. August 1, 2012 at 5:07 PM

    I gotta say this is “true” humor..maybe that is why it is so funny…some attempts to put this type of babychallenge humor fails, but not this one

    • thenay83
      August 1, 2012 at 8:00 PM

      It’s a lot more fun this way. I’m using all my seriousness with MT story

  4. August 1, 2012 at 6:24 PM

    lol. So funny! The relationships they have with hubby/boyfriend respectively add a nice touch of humor. I can’t wait for poor Liam to meet your girls.

    • thenay83
      August 1, 2012 at 7:59 PM

      They already had taking a liking to him already on their own lol

  5. August 21, 2012 at 10:40 PM

    Funny. 🙂 Just reading this now! Geez I’m so behind.

    • thenay83
      August 21, 2012 at 10:51 PM

      PM will be at a stand still for a while so you’ll catch up. I hope you’re not behind in MT cause shit just got real….really real lol

      • August 21, 2012 at 11:01 PM

        No I think I’ve only got one to read in Montigo Tango.

        • thenay83
          August 21, 2012 at 11:11 PM

          Chapter 17 was posted today.

  6. August 21, 2012 at 11:03 PM

    Actually no I am up to date in MT. Malix crying at the end.. 😦 Read all that.

    • thenay83
      August 21, 2012 at 11:22 PM

      No, just updated MT today :p I have angry Malix fan now LOL

  7. Insanee Pandaa
    August 22, 2013 at 8:04 PM

    I could not stop laughing at this, oh my god xD
    Naked Max during the contractions, the “whats over there,” “the other side of the house” BAHAHAHA, thats me in my house half the time, and the Child Neglect. Hahaha, think I woke the house.

    • thenay83
      August 28, 2013 at 1:02 PM

      I remember how nutty this story was. Since moving them, it’s been a struggle to get them silly on their own. The kids were but the heirs weren’t so much :/

      I was ready for Gen 2 to take over but I may end up pulling the plug on this story for good.

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